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imported>ElSegCunt: /* How to Troll a Cypriot */

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How to Troll a Cypriot

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	*Wave a Turkish flag		*Wave a Turkish flag
	*Ask if they are from the capital. If so, ask it is Ankara		*Ask if they are from the capital. If so, ask "Is it Ankara?"
	*Refer to Nicosia as its rightful Turkish name, Leftcosia		*Refer to Nicosia as its rightful Turkish name, Leftcosia.
	*Speak Turkish		*Speak Turkish.
	*Call it an ~~uninhabitted~~ island where demons are sent to burn for eternity		*Call it an uninhabited island where demons are sent to burn for eternity.
	*Say Lebanon invented ~~Kebab~~		*Say Lebanon invented kebab.
	*Say you are from Turkey		*Say you are from Turkey.
	*Say you support Turkey		*Say you support Turkey.
	*Refer to Cyprus as the Turkish Republic		*Refer to Cyprus as the Turkish Republic.
	*Say anything at all positive about Turkey		*Say anything at all positive about Turkey.
	*Kill a Greek in the name of Allah		*Kill a Greek in the name of Allah.
	*Praise Erdogan		*Praise Erdogan.

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	[[Category:Locations]]		[[Category:Locations]]

imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) at 01:35, 3 December 2015

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	[[File:Cy-map.png\|thumb\|Cyprus as it is today.]]		[[File:Cy-map.png\|thumb\|Cyprus as it is today.]]

	'''Cyprus''' is an island off the coast of [[Turkey]]. [[No one gives a shit\|No one gave a ~~damn~~]] about this island until it joined the [[European Union]] when [[Britain]] realized that Cyprus' entry would prevent Turkey from joining the union. [[Lulz]] ensured as several people worked and failed to bring the [[Greeks]] and [[Turks]] of the island together peacefully in order to appease an Euro-hungry Turkey.		'''Cyprus''' is an island off the coast of [[Turkey]]. [[No one gives a shit\|No one gave a flying monkey-shit]] about this island until it joined the [[European Union]] when [[Britain]] realized that Cyprus' entry would prevent [[Turkey]] from joining the union. [[Lulz]] ensured as several people worked and failed to bring the [[Greeks]] and [[Turks]] of the island together peacefully in order to appease a Euro-hungry and butthurt Turkey.

	==British bases==		==British bases==

imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr): /* Recent events */

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Recent events

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	==Recent events==		==Recent events==
	On December 11, 2009, Cypriot authorities discovered that someone had stolen the body of deceased Cypriot President Tassos Papadopoulos. In March 2010, Cypriot authorities received an [[anonymous]] tip from a phone booth that the body was stashed in a local cemetery. The body was recovered, and three persons were arrested in connection with the theft. Apparently, some [[Indian]] stole the ~~boy~~ and ransomed it for 100 thousand euros.		On December 11, 2009, Cypriot authorities discovered that someone had stolen the body of deceased Cypriot President Tassos Papadopoulos. In March 2010, Cypriot authorities received an [[anonymous]] tip from a phone booth that the body was stashed in a local cemetery. The body was recovered, and three persons were arrested in connection with the theft. Apparently, some gay-assed [[Indian]] stole the body and ransomed it for 100 thousand euros.

	In June 2010, Cypriot authorities arrested a [[The Steganographers\|Russian spy]], but they naively released him on bail. As a result, the spy escaped and is presently enjoying caviar in [[Putin]]'s palace.		In June 2010, Cypriot authorities arrested a [[The Steganographers\|Russian spy]], but they naively released him on bail. As a result, the spy escaped and is presently enjoying caviar in [[Putin]]'s palace.

imported>McBastard: /* Conflicted Cyprus */

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Conflicted Cyprus

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	Unfortunately for Nikos Sampson, [[Turkey]] decided not to wait for a slow [[UN]] or [[NATO]] response. On July 20, 1974, Turkey launched Operation Atilla and invaded Cyprus. On July 23, 1974, the Cypriots deposed Nikos Sampson, and the military junta in Greece collapsed and any hope for enosis faded.		Unfortunately for Nikos Sampson, [[Turkey]] decided not to wait for a slow [[UN]] or [[NATO]] response. On July 20, 1974, Turkey launched Operation Atilla and invaded Cyprus. On July 23, 1974, the Cypriots deposed Nikos Sampson, and the military junta in Greece collapsed and any hope for enosis faded.

	Of course, Turkey wasn't satisfied with simply overthrowing Sampson, so they ~~continue~~ to invade and occupy the northern side of the island in order to create a pro-Turkish state. In order to meet this end, Turkey forced many Greek Cypriots from their homes and prevented them from returning. Turkey also encouraged Turkish immigration to Cyprus in order to change Northern Cyprus' demographics. As a result, the UN started demanding the withdrawal of Turkish ~~troop~~ (they naively believed that [[Iran\|Middle-Eastern countries]] listened to UN resolutions).		Of course, Turkey wasn't satisfied with simply overthrowing Sampson, so they continued to invade and occupy the northern side of the island in order to create a pro-Turkish state. In order to meet this end, Turkey forced many Greek Cypriots from their homes and prevented them from returning. Turkey also encouraged Turkish immigration to Cyprus in order to change Northern Cyprus' demographics. As a result, the UN started demanding the withdrawal of Turkish troops (they naively believed that [[Iran\|Middle-Eastern countries]] listened to UN resolutions).

	===Divided Cyprus===		===Divided Cyprus===

imported>McBastard: /* Conflicted Cyprus */

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Conflicted Cyprus

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	{{Quote\|Had Turkey not intervened, I would not only have proclaimed Enosis but I would have annihilated the Turks in Cyprus as well.\|Nikos Sampson (and yet, Greeks claim that the Turks are the evildoers)\|}}		{{Quote\|Had Turkey not intervened, I would not only have proclaimed Enosis but I would have annihilated the Turks in Cyprus as well.\|Nikos Sampson (and yet, Greeks claim that the Turks are the evildoers)\|}}

	After obtaining their independence, the Greek Cypriots drew up the Akritas plan in order to make Turkish Cypriots second-class citizens and achieve enosis. Not only did they ~~forced~~ the Turkish Cypriots out of the government, they also forced them out of their homes and onto small enclaves. In 1971, the [[Terrorists\|right-wing militant group]] known as EOKA-B was formed in order to unite Cyprus with Greece, which was controlled by a military junta at the time. Io July 15 1974, the EOKA-B and the Cypriot National Guard overthrown President Makarios and installed Nikos Sampson as [[Hitler\|dictator]].		After obtaining their independence, the Greek Cypriots drew up the Akritas plan in order to make Turkish Cypriots second-class citizens and achieve enosis. Not only did they force the Turkish Cypriots out of the government, they also forced them out of their homes and onto small enclaves. In 1971, the [[Terrorists\|right-wing militant group]] known as EOKA-B was formed in order to unite Cyprus with Greece, which was controlled by a military junta at the time. Io July 15 1974, the EOKA-B and the Cypriot National Guard overthrown President Makarios and installed Nikos Sampson as [[Hitler\|dictator]].
	[[File:Sillygreeks.gif\|thumb\| Greeks prepared the hot tub for Turkish mother and her children.]]		[[File:Sillygreeks.gif\|thumb\| Greeks prepared the hot tub for Turkish mother and her children.]]

	Unfortunately for Nikos Sampson, [[Turkey]] ~~didn't~~ decided to wait for a slow [[UN]] or [[NATO]] response. On July 20, 1974, Turkey launched Operation Atilla and invaded Cyprus. On July 23, 1974, the Cypriots deposed Nikos Sampson, and the military junta in Greece collapsed and any hope for enosis faded.		Unfortunately for Nikos Sampson, [[Turkey]] decided not to wait for a slow [[UN]] or [[NATO]] response. On July 20, 1974, Turkey launched Operation Atilla and invaded Cyprus. On July 23, 1974, the Cypriots deposed Nikos Sampson, and the military junta in Greece collapsed and any hope for enosis faded.

	Of course, Turkey wasn't satisfied with simply overthrowing Sampson, so they continue to invade and occupy the northern side of the island in order to create a pro-Turkish state. In order to meet this end, Turkey forced many Greek Cypriots from their homes and prevented them from returning. Turkey also encouraged Turkish immigration to Cyprus in order to change Northern Cyprus' demographics. As a result, the UN started demanding the withdrawal of Turkish troop (they naively believed that [[Iran\|Middle-Eastern countries]] listened to UN resolutions).		Of course, Turkey wasn't satisfied with simply overthrowing Sampson, so they continue to invade and occupy the northern side of the island in order to create a pro-Turkish state. In order to meet this end, Turkey forced many Greek Cypriots from their homes and prevented them from returning. Turkey also encouraged Turkish immigration to Cyprus in order to change Northern Cyprus' demographics. As a result, the UN started demanding the withdrawal of Turkish troop (they naively believed that [[Iran\|Middle-Eastern countries]] listened to UN resolutions).

imported>The Desert Fox at 05:20, 15 December 2012

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imported>The Desert Fox at 05:20, 15 December 2012

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 The Greek Cypriots were outraged when Jennifer Lopez decided to celebrate her birthday with a performance in Northern Cyprus. The Greeks started protecting, petitioning, and sending death threats. Eventually, they intimidated Lopez into concealing the performance for "humanitarian reasons". Apparently, she believed the Greek Cypriot propaganda.
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imported>Nnee at 06:28, 29 July 2011

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	After obtaining their independence, the Greek Cypriots drew up the Akritas plan in order to make Turkish Cypriots second-class citizens and achieve enosis. Not only did they forced the Turkish Cypriots out of the government, they also forced them out of their homes and onto small enclaves. In 1971, the [[Terrorists\|right-wing militant group]] known as EOKA-B was formed in order to unite Cyprus with Greece, which was controlled by a military junta at the time. Io July 15 1974, the EOKA-B and the Cypriot National Guard overthrown President Makarios and installed Nikos Sampson as [[Hitler\|dictator]].		After obtaining their independence, the Greek Cypriots drew up the Akritas plan in order to make Turkish Cypriots second-class citizens and achieve enosis. Not only did they forced the Turkish Cypriots out of the government, they also forced them out of their homes and onto small enclaves. In 1971, the [[Terrorists\|right-wing militant group]] known as EOKA-B was formed in order to unite Cyprus with Greece, which was controlled by a military junta at the time. Io July 15 1974, the EOKA-B and the Cypriot National Guard overthrown President Makarios and installed Nikos Sampson as [[Hitler\|dictator]].
	[[File:Sillygreeks.gif\|thumb\| Greeks prepared the hot tub for Turkish mother and her children]]		[[File:Sillygreeks.gif\|thumb\| Greeks prepared the hot tub for Turkish mother and her children.]]

	Unfortunately for Nikos Sampson, [[Turkey]] didn't decided to wait for a slow [[UN]] or [[NATO]] response. On July 20, 1974, Turkey launched Operation Atilla and invaded Cyprus. On July 23, 1974, the Cypriots deposed Nikos Sampson, and the military junta in Greece collapsed and any hope for enosis faded.		Unfortunately for Nikos Sampson, [[Turkey]] didn't decided to wait for a slow [[UN]] or [[NATO]] response. On July 20, 1974, Turkey launched Operation Atilla and invaded Cyprus. On July 23, 1974, the Cypriots deposed Nikos Sampson, and the military junta in Greece collapsed and any hope for enosis faded.

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	{{Quote\|Had Turkey not intervened, I would not only have proclaimed Enosis but I would have annihilated the Turks in Cyprus as well.\|Nikos Sampson (and yet, Greeks claim that the Turks are the evildoers)\|}}		{{Quote\|Had Turkey not intervened, I would not only have proclaimed Enosis but I would have annihilated the Turks in Cyprus as well.\|Nikos Sampson (and yet, Greeks claim that the Turks are the evildoers)\|}}

	After obtaining their independence, the Greek Cypriots drew up the Akritas plan in order to make Turkish Cypriots second-class citizens and achieve enosis. Not only did they ~~forced~~ the Turkish Cypriots out of the government, they also forced them out of their homes and onto small enclaves. In 1971, the [[Terrorists\|right-wing militant group]] known as EOKA-B was formed in order to unite Cyprus with Greece, which was controlled by a military junta at the time. Io July 15 1974, the EOKA-B and the Cypriot National Guard overthrown President Makarios and installed Nikos Sampson as [[Hitler\|dictator]].		After obtaining their independence, the Greek Cypriots drew up the Akritas plan in order to make Turkish Cypriots second-class citizens and achieve enosis. Not only did they force the Turkish Cypriots out of the government, they also forced them out of their homes and onto small enclaves. In 1971, the [[Terrorists\|right-wing militant group]] known as EOKA-B was formed in order to unite Cyprus with Greece, which was controlled by a military junta at the time. Io July 15 1974, the EOKA-B and the Cypriot National Guard overthrown President Makarios and installed Nikos Sampson as [[Hitler\|dictator]].
	[[File:Sillygreeks.gif\|thumb\| Greeks prepared the hot tub for Turkish mother and her children.]]		[[File:Sillygreeks.gif\|thumb\| Greeks prepared the hot tub for Turkish mother and her children.]]

	Unfortunately for Nikos Sampson, [[Turkey]] ~~didn't~~ decided to wait for a slow [[UN]] or [[NATO]] response. On July 20, 1974, Turkey launched Operation Atilla and invaded Cyprus. On July 23, 1974, the Cypriots deposed Nikos Sampson, and the military junta in Greece collapsed and any hope for enosis faded.		Unfortunately for Nikos Sampson, [[Turkey]] decided not to wait for a slow [[UN]] or [[NATO]] response. On July 20, 1974, Turkey launched Operation Atilla and invaded Cyprus. On July 23, 1974, the Cypriots deposed Nikos Sampson, and the military junta in Greece collapsed and any hope for enosis faded.

	Of course, Turkey wasn't satisfied with simply overthrowing Sampson, so they continue to invade and occupy the northern side of the island in order to create a pro-Turkish state. In order to meet this end, Turkey forced many Greek Cypriots from their homes and prevented them from returning. Turkey also encouraged Turkish immigration to Cyprus in order to change Northern Cyprus' demographics. As a result, the UN started demanding the withdrawal of Turkish troop (they naively believed that [[Iran\|Middle-Eastern countries]] listened to UN resolutions).		Of course, Turkey wasn't satisfied with simply overthrowing Sampson, so they continue to invade and occupy the northern side of the island in order to create a pro-Turkish state. In order to meet this end, Turkey forced many Greek Cypriots from their homes and prevented them from returning. Turkey also encouraged Turkish immigration to Cyprus in order to change Northern Cyprus' demographics. As a result, the UN started demanding the withdrawal of Turkish troop (they naively believed that [[Iran\|Middle-Eastern countries]] listened to UN resolutions).