Cyndilovespiccolo - Revision history

imported>FlynnR13 at 19:14, 4 December 2021

2021-12-04T19:14:39Z

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	{{quote\|Getting an ED page is sort of a [[lol\|humbling experience.]] Makes me look back and realize how I've been a dumbass.\|Cyndi shows a spark of maturity\| but her wisdom comes a little too late.}}		{{quote\|Getting an ED page is sort of a [[lol\|humbling experience.]] Makes me look back and realize how I've been a dumbass.\|Cyndi shows a spark of maturity\| but her wisdom comes a little too late.}}

imported>Rock-O-Jello: BE NICE

2021-08-27T21:32:57Z

BE NICE

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	{{quote\|Getting an ED page is sort of a [[lol\|humbling experience.]] Makes me look back and realize how I've been a dumbass.\|Cyndi shows a spark of maturity\| but her wisdom comes a little too late.}}		{{quote\|Getting an ED page is sort of a [[lol\|humbling experience.]] Makes me look back and realize how I've been a dumbass.\|Cyndi shows a spark of maturity\| but her wisdom comes a little too late.}}

imported>JuniusThaddeus: Repairing collapsible.

2017-10-06T14:05:53Z

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imported>Iamthecancer: /* Cyndi's Limitless Wisdom */

2016-07-02T18:46:45Z

Cyndi's Limitless Wisdom

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	\|I love that show Storm Chasers---if I could work, THAT would be what I'd do.\|You have ~~Austism~~, you aren't missing all of your limbs.\|[[attention_whore\|BRB crying in the bathroom again.]]\|- Cyndi's answer to everything in life.\|Whoever was spamming me needs to get a life.\|BAW\|I took a poop in a trash bag today because it was either there or in my pants.\|Clearly she is a classy lady.\|FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK! SO NOT FAIRRRRRRRRRR!\|Her ~~cry~~ to everything bad that ~~hapens~~ to her.\|Jealous fuckers need to get a life.\|Words of wisdom v. 2.0\|I don't want another stupid fiasco about blurry lines between porn and erotica.\|Still hasn't learned.\|Anybody that judges me based on ED is an idiot who doesn't deserve the honor of my presence.\|oh lol\|Ambrosia isn't porn, it's erotica! Why? THEY ARE IN LOVE!\|~~zomg~~ love makes it not pronz, so obvious!!\|Encyclopedia Dramatica is full of people with shit for brains.\|~~bawwww~~\|Autism does not equal being retarded. GET IT RIGHT!\|She is not proving that very well, is she?\|I feel like nobody in my house has any sympathy for me when I want it.\|~~you dont~~ deserve it.\|I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK THAT SOMEBODY ELSE HAS IT WORSE. IN THE MOMENT WHATEVER THE ISSUE IS, IT IS THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD TO ME!!!! ALL I ASK FOR IS A LITTLE SYMPATHY OR A LITTLE PICK-ME-UP COMMENT, AND INSTEAD I GET SLAPPED DOWN AND MADE TO FEEL EVEN WORSE FOR WASTING AIR IN THIS SHITHOLE OF A UNIVERSE!!! WHEN I SAY THINGS LIKE THAT IT'S ME LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO RELATE. THAT'S HARD TO DO FOR SOMEBODY WHO IS AUTISTIC AND CAN BARELY COMMUNICATE VERBALLY.\|OMG SOMEBODY QUIK MAKE IT BETER!\|People wonder what the seat of all my anger at the world is, THERE YOU GO. FUCK YOU IF YOU LAUGH AT IT. IT'S MY LIFE!\|like she has one.\|PEOPLE WHO DIE ON A HOLIDAY ARE FUCKING INCONSIDERATE FOR RUINING THE JOY!\|boohoooooo so inconsiderate to think people are inconsiderate.\|IF ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON BOTHERS ME TODAY I AM GOING TO CUT A BITCH!\|ohnoez\|ow dare you call my lying on the floor, gasping for air "dramatics." How fucking DARE you tell me to grow up and the heat isn't that bad. HOW DARE YOU threaten to take the computer away if I didn't get up and stop crying! FUCK YOU!\|way to be a crybaby...\|Fuck my LIFE always being miserable!\|cuz nobody has it worse than her rite?\|And there is an idiot there who thinks I can do something about a poor girl whose boyfriend set her hair on fire and killed her. Well I'm way over on the other side of the country, what do you expect me to do for her? I can't save this fucking world, I can only live in it with the hand I was dealt, and I got a bad one is all. So fuck off.\|stfu and get a life srsly.\|The impossible seems to strike me at the most inopportune moments to cause me humiliation, anger or just plain make me look BAD in front of people. FATE does this. ALL THE FUCKING DAMN TIME!!!\|no hon you do that all by yourself.\|		\|I love that show Storm Chasers---if I could work, THAT would be what I'd do.\|You have Autism, you aren't missing all of your limbs.\|[[attention_whore\|BRB crying in the bathroom again.]]\|- Cyndi's answer to everything in life.\|Whoever was spamming me needs to get a life.\|BAW\|I took a poop in a trash bag today because it was either there or in my pants.\|Clearly she is a classy lady.\|FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK! SO NOT FAIRRRRRRRRRR!\|Her reply to everything bad that happens to her.\|Jealous fuckers need to get a life.\|Words of wisdom v. 2.0\|I don't want another stupid fiasco about blurry lines between porn and erotica.\|Still hasn't learned.\|Anybody that judges me based on ED is an idiot who doesn't deserve the honor of my presence.\|oh lol\|Ambrosia isn't porn, it's erotica! Why? THEY ARE IN LOVE!\|ZOMG love makes it not pronz, so obvious!!\|Encyclopedia Dramatica is full of people with shit for brains.\|BAWWWW\|Autism does not equal being retarded. GET IT RIGHT!\|She is not proving that very well, is she?\|I feel like nobody in my house has any sympathy for me when I want it.\|You don't deserve it.\|I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK THAT SOMEBODY ELSE HAS IT WORSE. IN THE MOMENT WHATEVER THE ISSUE IS, IT IS THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD TO ME!!!! ALL I ASK FOR IS A LITTLE SYMPATHY OR A LITTLE PICK-ME-UP COMMENT, AND INSTEAD I GET SLAPPED DOWN AND MADE TO FEEL EVEN WORSE FOR WASTING AIR IN THIS SHITHOLE OF A UNIVERSE!!! WHEN I SAY THINGS LIKE THAT IT'S ME LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO RELATE. THAT'S HARD TO DO FOR SOMEBODY WHO IS AUTISTIC AND CAN BARELY COMMUNICATE VERBALLY.\|OMG SOMEBODY QUIK MAKE IT BETER!\|People wonder what the seat of all my anger at the world is, THERE YOU GO. FUCK YOU IF YOU LAUGH AT IT. IT'S MY LIFE!\|like she has one.\|PEOPLE WHO DIE ON A HOLIDAY ARE FUCKING INCONSIDERATE FOR RUINING THE JOY!\|boohoooooo so inconsiderate to think people are inconsiderate.\|IF ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON BOTHERS ME TODAY I AM GOING TO CUT A BITCH!\|ohnoez\|ow dare you call my lying on the floor, gasping for air "dramatics." How fucking DARE you tell me to grow up and the heat isn't that bad. HOW DARE YOU threaten to take the computer away if I didn't get up and stop crying! FUCK YOU!\|way to be a crybaby...\|Fuck my LIFE always being miserable!\|cuz nobody has it worse than her rite?\|And there is an idiot there who thinks I can do something about a poor girl whose boyfriend set her hair on fire and killed her. Well I'm way over on the other side of the country, what do you expect me to do for her? I can't save this fucking world, I can only live in it with the hand I was dealt, and I got a bad one is all. So fuck off.\|stfu and get a life srsly.\|The impossible seems to strike me at the most inopportune moments to cause me humiliation, anger or just plain make me look BAD in front of people. FATE does this. ALL THE FUCKING DAMN TIME!!!\|no, hon, you do that all by yourself.\|
	FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS SITE! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC LOSER FAGGOTS WITH NO LIFE! GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET A JOB!\|[[no life]]}}		FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS SITE! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC LOSER FAGGOTS WITH NO LIFE! GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET A JOB!\|[[no life]]}}

imported>Iamthecancer: /* See Also */

2016-07-02T18:41:46Z

imported>Iamthecancer: /* Tendency to TMI */

2016-07-02T18:34:25Z

Tendency to TMI

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	Following the previous bit that proved how self centered Cyndi is, she thought her fucking bowel movements were the height of public interest. So interesting she gave us {{ljcomm\|too_much_info}} as she tapped out [[smegma\|journals and tweets]] ~~pertaning~~ to her periods, her [[shit]], her farts, her snot, her [[pussy\|gyno visits]] and [[lol_wut\|~~masterbation~~ habits]] are all lovingly sprinkled in between her journals of [[baw]]wwww. She made sure she documented her [[pain_series\|bodily ~~functons~~]] for the world to see and had the [[balls]] to whine when people [[troll\|made fun of her for it.]] We guess she expected us all to think such things were [[bullshit\|natural and beautiful]] and worth reading about because she knew her worthless life was [[fail\|more boring]] than plate ~~techtonics~~. Let's take a look at some of her literary genius...		Following the previous bit that proved how self-centered Cyndi is, she thought her fucking bowel movements were the height of public interest. So interesting she gave us {{ljcomm\|too_much_info}} as she tapped out [[smegma\|journals and tweets]] pertaining to her periods, her [[shit]], her farts, her snot, her [[pussy\|gyno visits]] and [[lol_wut\|masturbation habits]] are all lovingly sprinkled in between her journals of [[baw]]wwww. She made sure she documented her [[pain_series\|bodily functions]] for the world to see and had the [[balls]] to whine when people [[troll\|made fun of her for it.]] We guess she expected us all to think such things were [[bullshit\|natural and beautiful]] and worth reading about because she knew her worthless life was [[fail\|more boring]] than plate tectonics. Let's take a look at some of her literary genius...
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imported>Zew0: oopsy, added the picture back i accidentally removed

2016-01-17T21:22:54Z

oopsy, added the picture back i accidentally removed

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	[[File:Cyndilovespiccolo.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/cyndication/14508045/ Cyndi actually links to her ED article from her Gaia Online profile]]]		[[File:Cyndilovespiccolo.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/cyndication/14508045/ Cyndi actually links to her ED article from her Gaia Online profile]]]
	[[File:Cyndilovespiccolo2.png\|thumb\|150px\|right\|The fucking [[Slenderman]] is less creepy looking.]]		[[File:Cyndilovespiccolo2.png\|thumb\|150px\|right\|The fucking [[Slenderman]] is less creepy looking.]]
			[[File:Bawpoem.jpg\|thumb\|right\|She is as deep as an ocean]]

	'''CyndilovesPiccolo''' is an [[Asperger's syndrome\|autistic]] fandom [[deviantart\|TARTlet]]. Known mostly for her shitty [[Transformers]] [[slashfic]], she was also known to embarrass the autistic community with her spoiled twat attitude. Cyndi has been on DA since 2003 and has had numerous deviations pulled and was [[Banhammer\|suspended]] at least twice for her gay porn. <strike>Yet the rules don't apply to her since she's autistic so she tried to repost that shit and cried when it got taken down again.</strike> Past this stage, but the fact remains: autism is just a fancy word for [[dumbass]].		'''CyndilovesPiccolo''' is an [[Asperger's syndrome\|autistic]] fandom [[deviantart\|TARTlet]]. Known mostly for her shitty [[Transformers]] [[slashfic]], she was also known to embarrass the autistic community with her spoiled twat attitude. Cyndi has been on DA since 2003 and has had numerous deviations pulled and was [[Banhammer\|suspended]] at least twice for her gay porn. <strike>Yet the rules don't apply to her since she's autistic so she tried to repost that shit and cried when it got taken down again.</strike> Past this stage, but the fact remains: autism is just a fancy word for [[dumbass]].

imported>Zew0: updating, adding/moving pics, she actually links to her ED article from her gaiaonline profile :D

2016-01-17T21:13:42Z

updating, adding/moving pics, she actually links to her ED article from her gaiaonline profile :D

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	{{quote\|Getting an ED page is sort of a [[lol\|humbling experience.]] Makes me look back and realize how I've been a dumbass.\|Cyndi shows a spark of maturity\| but her wisdom comes a little too late.}}		{{quote\|Getting an ED page is sort of a [[lol\|humbling experience.]] Makes me look back and realize how I've been a dumbass.\|Cyndi shows a spark of maturity\| but her wisdom comes a little too late.}}
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	[[~~Image~~:~~Fuglypartylook~~.jpg\|thumb\|right\|~~This is her~~ [~~[whore\|hawt party look]]~~. ~~Notice how [[anorexic~~]~~] she looks and she has no [[spellcheck\|consept]] of where blush should go. Also notice the pimples where the breasts should be.~~]][[~~Image~~:~~Partybawwwwww~~.~~jpg~~\|thumb\|~~right\|a typical journal of [[baw]]wwww.]][[Image:Cyntwitterbawparty.jpg\|thumb~~\|right\|~~a typical tweet of~~ [[~~baw~~]]~~wwww.]]~~		[[File:Cyndilovespiccolo.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/cyndication/14508045/ Cyndi actually links to her ED article from her Gaia Online profile]]]
			[[File:Cyndilovespiccolo2.png\|thumb\|150px\|right\|The fucking [[Slenderman]] is less creepy looking.]]
	~~[[Image:Bawpoem~~.~~jpg\|thumb\|left\|She is as deep as an ocean~~]]

	'''CyndilovesPiccolo''' is an [[Asperger's syndrome\|autistic]] fandom [[deviantart\|TARTlet]]. Known mostly for her shitty [[Transformers]] [[slashfic]], she was also known to embarrass the autistic community with her spoiled twat attitude. Cyndi has been on DA since 2003 and has had numerous deviations pulled and was [[Banhammer\|suspended]] at least twice for her gay porn. <strike>Yet the rules don't apply to her since she's autistic so she tried to repost that shit and cried when it got taken down again.</strike> Past this stage, but the fact remains: autism is just a fancy word for [[dumbass]].		'''CyndilovesPiccolo''' is an [[Asperger's syndrome\|autistic]] fandom [[deviantart\|TARTlet]]. Known mostly for her shitty [[Transformers]] [[slashfic]], she was also known to embarrass the autistic community with her spoiled twat attitude. Cyndi has been on DA since 2003 and has had numerous deviations pulled and was [[Banhammer\|suspended]] at least twice for her gay porn. <strike>Yet the rules don't apply to her since she's autistic so she tried to repost that shit and cried when it got taken down again.</strike> Past this stage, but the fact remains: autism is just a fancy word for [[dumbass]].

	Although Cyndi hates [[devianTART]] with a burning passion, she dragged her [[BAWWW]]ing to {{myspace\|4mbrosia\|myspace}} and opened an account on [[sheezyart]]: {{sheezyart\|4mbrosia}}. She [http://4mbrosia.blogspot.com/ whined in her super sekrit blog on <strike>blurty</strike> blogspot] and while her actions seemed [[retard\|infantile and childish]], we would like to remind the reader that Cyndi is [[over 9000\|thirty years old]]. All that time, she pissed and moaned about being grounded, picked on, and not allowed to do what she wants because she's [[retard\|autistic]].		Although Cyndi hates [[devianTART]] with a burning passion, she dragged her [[BAWWW]]ing to <s>{{myspace\|4mbrosia\|myspace}}</s> and opened an account on [[sheezyart]]: <s>{{sheezyart\|4mbrosia}}</s>. She [http://4mbrosia.blogspot.com/ whined in her super sekrit blog on <strike>blurty</strike> blogspot] and while her actions seemed [[retard\|infantile and childish]], we would like to remind the reader that Cyndi is [[over 9000\|thirty years old]]. All that time, she pissed and moaned about being grounded, picked on, and not allowed to do what she wants because she's [[retard\|autistic]].

	She also had a case of [[Almost raped\|Victim Syndrome]], based on the fact that [[Shit no one cares about\|everything bad]] in the world happened to her. She had one ass sucker who failed to stick up for her by blanking this article. Read [http://kissedtwice.webs.com/Dear_ED.html a butthurt letter to ED] written by [[~~user~~:Mackers_luvs_u~~\|mackers~~]].		She also had a case of [[Almost raped\|Victim Syndrome]], based on the fact that [[Shit no one cares about\|everything bad]] in the world happened to her. She had one ass sucker who failed to stick up for her by blanking this article. Read [http://kissedtwice.webs.com/Dear_ED.html a butthurt letter to ED] written by [[User:Yuhavenoaccount\|Mackers_luvs_u]].

	Despite all of this, Cyndi is surprisingly more sane than [[Realmrsoptimusprime\|Bonita]], however, her drama is born from her whining about the loss of her beloved writing from DevianTart.		Despite all of this, Cyndi is surprisingly more sane than [[Realmrsoptimusprime\|Bonita]], however, her drama is born from her whining about the loss of her beloved writing from DevianTart.
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	[[Image:Bawwwblurtyboogers.jpg\|thumb\|left\|INFAMOUS BOOGER JOURNAL--This is what happens if she doesn't get her way.]]		[[Image:Bawwwblurtyboogers.jpg\|thumb\|left\|INFAMOUS BOOGER JOURNAL--This is what happens if she doesn't get her way.]]
	[[Image:Twitwhine1.jpg\|thumb\|left\|tweeting her raeg to teh world]]		[[Image:Twitwhine1.jpg\|thumb\|left\|tweeting her raeg to teh world]]
	~~[[Image:Blamedadbaww.jpg\|thumb\|left\|blaming her father for everything of course nothing is ever her fault.]]~~
	[[Image:Parentingcyndi.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Ohnoes! People actually have lives that don't revolve around Cyndi's smut!]]		[[Image:Parentingcyndi.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Ohnoes! People actually have lives that don't revolve around Cyndi's smut!]]
	[[Image:Cyndi3.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Ohnoes! Cyndi has to do work like boring old NTs!! Now she can't write more smut!]]		[[Image:Cyndi3.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Ohnoes! Cyndi has to do work like boring old NTs!! Now she can't write more smut!]]
	[[Image:ArghsobusyC.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Ohnoes. How dare anybody make her help take down a Christmas tree and mess up her smutting time!?]]		[[Image:ArghsobusyC.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Ohnoes. How dare anybody make her help take down a Christmas tree and mess up her smutting time!?]]
	[[Image:Bawinvadedbawwww.jpg\|thumb\|right\|her dad tried to throw out her porn and sex toy and she had a fit of [[asspie]] raeg.~~]][[Image:Cynbloggerpwnd.jpg\|thumb\|left\|150px\|massivly pwned~~]]		[[Image:Bawinvadedbawwww.jpg\|thumb\|right\|her dad tried to throw out her porn and sex toy and she had a fit of [[asspie]] raeg.]]

	While Cyndi's parents are not saints in this matter, seeing as how they [[fail\|allowed their crotch dropping]] to grow into this spoiled brat of a woman she is today. There is some pity for these poor people.		While Cyndi's parents are not saints in this matter, seeing as how they [[fail\|allowed their crotch dropping]] to grow into this spoiled brat of a woman she is today. There is some pity for these poor people.
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	~~[[Image:Cyndibawww.JPG\|thumb\|right\|150px\|A single silver tear rolls down her cheek. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!]] [[Image:Poembaww.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[lol_wut\|pining for a truck.]]]]~~
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	In response to Cyndi's [[bullshit\|cyber-terrorist threats]] against ED, several patriotic EDiots braved the putrid swamp that is her DA account and reported her shitty fanfiction for the [[lulz]].		In response to Cyndi's [[bullshit\|cyber-terrorist threats]] against ED, several patriotic EDiots braved the putrid swamp that is her DA account and reported her shitty fanfiction for the [[lulz]].
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	image:Cbawinconsiderate.jpg\|you are inconsidarate if you die during the holodays hohum as if anybody cna contril death.		image:Cbawinconsiderate.jpg\|you are inconsidarate if you die during the holodays hohum as if anybody cna contril death.
	image:Cbawpityher.jpg\|she wants pity and FUCK YOU IF YOU LUAGH THIS IS HER LYFE!!!!!!!		image:Cbawpityher.jpg\|she wants pity and FUCK YOU IF YOU LUAGH THIS IS HER LYFE!!!!!!!
	~~Image:Cyndishamebawww.jpg\|only retards like her aparently. a tweet and a new blog all in one [[baw]]wwwww.~~
	~~Image:Rickroll3d.png\| "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.."~~
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	Image:Pissytweet.jpg\|my dad took me out and i'm still gonna bitch about the stupid ~~christmas~~ tree. ever so ~~greatful~~ isn't she.		Image:Pissytweet.jpg\|my dad took me out and i'm still gonna bitch about the stupid Christmas tree. ever so grateful isn't she.
	Image:No one is following Cyndi lol.png\|Nobody cares, quick call the wahmbulance!!!		Image:No one is following Cyndi lol.png\|Nobody cares, quick call the wahmbulance!!!
	Image:Twitwhine2.jpg\|fuck you for eating into my writing time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111		Image:Twitwhine2.jpg\|fuck you for eating into my writing time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
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	Image:Tweet1.jpg\|bawwwing becuase she had to wait 2 minutes.		Image:Tweet1.jpg\|bawwwing becuase she had to wait 2 minutes.
	Image:Tweet3.jpg\|omg pity her toothache hurry its worse than her crusty vag		Image:Tweet3.jpg\|omg pity her toothache hurry its worse than her crusty vag
	~~Image:4mbrosia_bitch.jpg\|Cyndi is a bitch~~
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	\|I love that show Storm Chasers---if I could work, THAT would be what I'd do.\|You have Austism, you aren't missing all of your limbs.\|[[attention_whore\|BRB crying in the bathroom again.]]\|- Cyndi's answer to everything in life.\|Whoever was spamming me needs to get a life.\|BAW\|I took a poop in a trash bag today because it was either there or in my pants.\|Clearly she is a classy lady.\|FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK! SO NOT FAIRRRRRRRRRR!\|Her cry to everything bad that hapens to her.\|Jealous fuckers need to get a life.\|Words of wisdom v. 2.0\|I don't want another stupid fiasco about blurry lines between porn and erotica.\|Still hasn't learned.\|Anybody that judges me based on ED is an idiot who doesn't deserve the honor of my presence.\|oh lol\|Ambrosia isn't porn, it's erotica! Why? THEY ARE IN LOVE!\|zomg love makes it not pronz, so obvious!!\|Encyclopedia Dramatica is full of people with shit for brains.\|bawwww\|Autism does not equal being retarded. GET IT RIGHT!\|She is not proving that very well, is she?\|I feel like nobody in my house has any sympathy for me when I want it.\|you dont deserve it.\|I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK THAT SOMEBODY ELSE HAS IT WORSE. IN THE MOMENT WHATEVER THE ISSUE IS, IT IS THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD TO ME!!!! ALL I ASK FOR IS A LITTLE SYMPATHY OR A LITTLE PICK-ME-UP COMMENT, AND INSTEAD I GET SLAPPED DOWN AND MADE TO FEEL EVEN WORSE FOR WASTING AIR IN THIS SHITHOLE OF A UNIVERSE!!! WHEN I SAY THINGS LIKE THAT IT'S ME LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO RELATE. THAT'S HARD TO DO FOR SOMEBODY WHO IS AUTISTIC AND CAN BARELY COMMUNICATE VERBALLY.\|OMG SOMEBODY QUIK MAKE IT BETER!\|People wonder what the seat of all my anger at the world is, THERE YOU GO. FUCK YOU IF YOU LAUGH AT IT. IT'S MY LIFE!\|like she has one.\|PEOPLE WHO DIE ON A HOLIDAY ARE FUCKING INCONSIDERATE FOR RUINING THE JOY!\|boohoooooo so inconsiderate to think people are inconsiderate.\|IF ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON BOTHERS ME TODAY I AM GOING TO CUT A BITCH!\|ohnoez\|ow dare you call my lying on the floor, gasping for air "dramatics." How fucking DARE you tell me to grow up and the heat isn't that bad. HOW DARE YOU threaten to take the computer away if I didn't get up and stop crying! FUCK YOU!\|way to be a crybaby...\|Fuck my LIFE always being miserable!\|cuz nobody has it worse than her rite?\|And there is an idiot there who thinks I can do something about a poor girl whose boyfriend set her hair on fire and killed her. Well I'm way over on the other side of the country, what do you expect me to do for her? I can't save this fucking world, I can only live in it with the hand I was dealt, and I got a bad one is all. So fuck off.\|stfu and get a life srsly.\|The impossible seems to strike me at the most inopportune moments to cause me humiliation, anger or just plain make me look BAD in front of people. FATE does this. ALL THE FUCKING DAMN TIME!!!\|no hon you do that all by yourself.\|		\|I love that show Storm Chasers---if I could work, THAT would be what I'd do.\|You have Austism, you aren't missing all of your limbs.\|[[attention_whore\|BRB crying in the bathroom again.]]\|- Cyndi's answer to everything in life.\|Whoever was spamming me needs to get a life.\|BAW\|I took a poop in a trash bag today because it was either there or in my pants.\|Clearly she is a classy lady.\|FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK! SO NOT FAIRRRRRRRRRR!\|Her cry to everything bad that hapens to her.\|Jealous fuckers need to get a life.\|Words of wisdom v. 2.0\|I don't want another stupid fiasco about blurry lines between porn and erotica.\|Still hasn't learned.\|Anybody that judges me based on ED is an idiot who doesn't deserve the honor of my presence.\|oh lol\|Ambrosia isn't porn, it's erotica! Why? THEY ARE IN LOVE!\|zomg love makes it not pronz, so obvious!!\|Encyclopedia Dramatica is full of people with shit for brains.\|bawwww\|Autism does not equal being retarded. GET IT RIGHT!\|She is not proving that very well, is she?\|I feel like nobody in my house has any sympathy for me when I want it.\|you dont deserve it.\|I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK THAT SOMEBODY ELSE HAS IT WORSE. IN THE MOMENT WHATEVER THE ISSUE IS, IT IS THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD TO ME!!!! ALL I ASK FOR IS A LITTLE SYMPATHY OR A LITTLE PICK-ME-UP COMMENT, AND INSTEAD I GET SLAPPED DOWN AND MADE TO FEEL EVEN WORSE FOR WASTING AIR IN THIS SHITHOLE OF A UNIVERSE!!! WHEN I SAY THINGS LIKE THAT IT'S ME LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO RELATE. THAT'S HARD TO DO FOR SOMEBODY WHO IS AUTISTIC AND CAN BARELY COMMUNICATE VERBALLY.\|OMG SOMEBODY QUIK MAKE IT BETER!\|People wonder what the seat of all my anger at the world is, THERE YOU GO. FUCK YOU IF YOU LAUGH AT IT. IT'S MY LIFE!\|like she has one.\|PEOPLE WHO DIE ON A HOLIDAY ARE FUCKING INCONSIDERATE FOR RUINING THE JOY!\|boohoooooo so inconsiderate to think people are inconsiderate.\|IF ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON BOTHERS ME TODAY I AM GOING TO CUT A BITCH!\|ohnoez\|ow dare you call my lying on the floor, gasping for air "dramatics." How fucking DARE you tell me to grow up and the heat isn't that bad. HOW DARE YOU threaten to take the computer away if I didn't get up and stop crying! FUCK YOU!\|way to be a crybaby...\|Fuck my LIFE always being miserable!\|cuz nobody has it worse than her rite?\|And there is an idiot there who thinks I can do something about a poor girl whose boyfriend set her hair on fire and killed her. Well I'm way over on the other side of the country, what do you expect me to do for her? I can't save this fucking world, I can only live in it with the hand I was dealt, and I got a bad one is all. So fuck off.\|stfu and get a life srsly.\|The impossible seems to strike me at the most inopportune moments to cause me humiliation, anger or just plain make me look BAD in front of people. FATE does this. ALL THE FUCKING DAMN TIME!!!\|no hon you do that all by yourself.\|
	FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS SITE! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC LOSER FAGGOTS WITH NO LIFE! GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET A JOB!\|[[no life]]}}		FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS SITE! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC LOSER FAGGOTS WITH NO LIFE! GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET A JOB!\|[[no life]]}}

	[[Image:Mackersagainlulz.jpg\|center\|thumb\|819px\|[[lies\|She is so graceful and beutiful]] and we are so evil for spreading the [[truth]]. Curtesy of [[user:mackers_luvs_u]] and his many [[fag\|sock]] accounts. Only other retards stick up for Cyndi.]]

	== See Also ==		== See Also ==
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	*[http://www.mediaminer.org/user_info.php/18464 Her Mediaminer] For more of her shitty writing.		*[http://www.mediaminer.org/user_info.php/18464 Her Mediaminer] For more of her shitty writing.

	*[http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1161585.html Fandom Wank's weak attempt at mocking Cyndi.] -- It gets slightly funnier when Cyndi and her EX-friend Seiberwing show up to defend her honor and [[BAW\|BAWWWW]] in the comments.		*<s>[http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1161585.html Fandom Wank's weak attempt at mocking Cyndi.] -- It gets slightly funnier when Cyndi and her EX-friend Seiberwing show up to defend her honor and [[BAW\|BAWWWW]] in the comments.</s>

	-It looks like Cyndi and Seiberwing aren't on speaking terms anymore because of [[ED]]. Seiberwing has been seen around fanficrants bashing her work. Lol.		-It looks like Cyndi and Seiberwing aren't on speaking terms anymore because of [[ED]]. Seiberwing has been seen around fanficrants bashing her work. Lol.

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	\|I love that show Storm Chasers---if I could work, THAT would be what I'd do.\|You have ~~Austism~~, you aren't missing all of your limbs.\|[[attention_whore\|BRB crying in the bathroom again.]]\|- Cyndi's answer to everything in life.\|Whoever was spamming me needs to get a life.\|BAW\|I took a poop in a trash bag today because it was either there or in my pants.\|Clearly she is a classy lady.\|FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK! SO NOT FAIRRRRRRRRRR!\|Her ~~cry~~ to everything bad that ~~hapens~~ to her.\|Jealous fuckers need to get a life.\|Words of wisdom v. 2.0\|I don't want another stupid fiasco about blurry lines between porn and erotica.\|Still hasn't learned.\|Anybody that judges me based on ED is an idiot who doesn't deserve the honor of my presence.\|oh lol\|Ambrosia isn't porn, it's erotica! Why? THEY ARE IN LOVE!\|~~zomg~~ love makes it not pronz, so obvious!!\|Encyclopedia Dramatica is full of people with shit for brains.\|~~bawwww~~\|Autism does not equal being retarded. GET IT RIGHT!\|She is not proving that very well, is she?\|I feel like nobody in my house has any sympathy for me when I want it.\|~~you dont~~ deserve it.\|I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK THAT SOMEBODY ELSE HAS IT WORSE. IN THE MOMENT WHATEVER THE ISSUE IS, IT IS THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD TO ME!!!! ALL I ASK FOR IS A LITTLE SYMPATHY OR A LITTLE PICK-ME-UP COMMENT, AND INSTEAD I GET SLAPPED DOWN AND MADE TO FEEL EVEN WORSE FOR WASTING AIR IN THIS SHITHOLE OF A UNIVERSE!!! WHEN I SAY THINGS LIKE THAT IT'S ME LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO RELATE. THAT'S HARD TO DO FOR SOMEBODY WHO IS AUTISTIC AND CAN BARELY COMMUNICATE VERBALLY.\|OMG SOMEBODY QUIK MAKE IT BETER!\|People wonder what the seat of all my anger at the world is, THERE YOU GO. FUCK YOU IF YOU LAUGH AT IT. IT'S MY LIFE!\|like she has one.\|PEOPLE WHO DIE ON A HOLIDAY ARE FUCKING INCONSIDERATE FOR RUINING THE JOY!\|boohoooooo so inconsiderate to think people are inconsiderate.\|IF ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON BOTHERS ME TODAY I AM GOING TO CUT A BITCH!\|ohnoez\|ow dare you call my lying on the floor, gasping for air "dramatics." How fucking DARE you tell me to grow up and the heat isn't that bad. HOW DARE YOU threaten to take the computer away if I didn't get up and stop crying! FUCK YOU!\|way to be a crybaby...\|Fuck my LIFE always being miserable!\|cuz nobody has it worse than her rite?\|And there is an idiot there who thinks I can do something about a poor girl whose boyfriend set her hair on fire and killed her. Well I'm way over on the other side of the country, what do you expect me to do for her? I can't save this fucking world, I can only live in it with the hand I was dealt, and I got a bad one is all. So fuck off.\|stfu and get a life srsly.\|The impossible seems to strike me at the most inopportune moments to cause me humiliation, anger or just plain make me look BAD in front of people. FATE does this. ALL THE FUCKING DAMN TIME!!!\|no hon you do that all by yourself.\|		\|I love that show Storm Chasers---if I could work, THAT would be what I'd do.\|You have Autism, you aren't missing all of your limbs.\|[[attention_whore\|BRB crying in the bathroom again.]]\|- Cyndi's answer to everything in life.\|Whoever was spamming me needs to get a life.\|BAW\|I took a poop in a trash bag today because it was either there or in my pants.\|Clearly she is a classy lady.\|FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK! SO NOT FAIRRRRRRRRRR!\|Her reply to everything bad that happens to her.\|Jealous fuckers need to get a life.\|Words of wisdom v. 2.0\|I don't want another stupid fiasco about blurry lines between porn and erotica.\|Still hasn't learned.\|Anybody that judges me based on ED is an idiot who doesn't deserve the honor of my presence.\|oh lol\|Ambrosia isn't porn, it's erotica! Why? THEY ARE IN LOVE!\|ZOMG love makes it not pronz, so obvious!!\|Encyclopedia Dramatica is full of people with shit for brains.\|BAWWWW\|Autism does not equal being retarded. GET IT RIGHT!\|She is not proving that very well, is she?\|I feel like nobody in my house has any sympathy for me when I want it.\|You don't deserve it.\|I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK THAT SOMEBODY ELSE HAS IT WORSE. IN THE MOMENT WHATEVER THE ISSUE IS, IT IS THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD TO ME!!!! ALL I ASK FOR IS A LITTLE SYMPATHY OR A LITTLE PICK-ME-UP COMMENT, AND INSTEAD I GET SLAPPED DOWN AND MADE TO FEEL EVEN WORSE FOR WASTING AIR IN THIS SHITHOLE OF A UNIVERSE!!! WHEN I SAY THINGS LIKE THAT IT'S ME LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO RELATE. THAT'S HARD TO DO FOR SOMEBODY WHO IS AUTISTIC AND CAN BARELY COMMUNICATE VERBALLY.\|OMG SOMEBODY QUIK MAKE IT BETER!\|People wonder what the seat of all my anger at the world is, THERE YOU GO. FUCK YOU IF YOU LAUGH AT IT. IT'S MY LIFE!\|like she has one.\|PEOPLE WHO DIE ON A HOLIDAY ARE FUCKING INCONSIDERATE FOR RUINING THE JOY!\|boohoooooo so inconsiderate to think people are inconsiderate.\|IF ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON BOTHERS ME TODAY I AM GOING TO CUT A BITCH!\|ohnoez\|ow dare you call my lying on the floor, gasping for air "dramatics." How fucking DARE you tell me to grow up and the heat isn't that bad. HOW DARE YOU threaten to take the computer away if I didn't get up and stop crying! FUCK YOU!\|way to be a crybaby...\|Fuck my LIFE always being miserable!\|cuz nobody has it worse than her rite?\|And there is an idiot there who thinks I can do something about a poor girl whose boyfriend set her hair on fire and killed her. Well I'm way over on the other side of the country, what do you expect me to do for her? I can't save this fucking world, I can only live in it with the hand I was dealt, and I got a bad one is all. So fuck off.\|stfu and get a life srsly.\|The impossible seems to strike me at the most inopportune moments to cause me humiliation, anger or just plain make me look BAD in front of people. FATE does this. ALL THE FUCKING DAMN TIME!!!\|no, hon, you do that all by yourself.\|
	FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS SITE! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC LOSER FAGGOTS WITH NO LIFE! GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET A JOB!\|[[no life]]}}		FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS SITE! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC LOSER FAGGOTS WITH NO LIFE! GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET A JOB!\|[[no life]]}}

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	*[[Transformers]]		*[[Transformers]]
	*[[~~mechanophilia~~]]		*[[Mechanophilia]]
	*[[~~weaboo~~]]		*[[Weeaboo]]
	*[[~~anorexia~~]]		*[[Anorexia]]
	*[[~~attention whore~~]]		*[[Attention Whore]]
	*[[~~baw~~]]wwwwwwwwww		*[[Baw]]wwwwwwwwww
	*[[~~fail~~]]		*[[Fail]]

	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

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	[[File:Cyndilovespiccolo.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/cyndication/14508045/ Cyndi actually links to her ED article from her Gaia Online profile]]]		[[File:Cyndilovespiccolo.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/cyndication/14508045/ Cyndi actually links to her ED article from her Gaia Online profile]]]
	[[File:Cyndilovespiccolo2.png\|thumb\|150px\|right\|The fucking [[Slenderman]] is less creepy looking.]]		[[File:Cyndilovespiccolo2.png\|thumb\|150px\|right\|The fucking [[Slenderman]] is less creepy looking.]]
			[[File:Bawpoem.jpg\|thumb\|right\|She is as deep as an ocean]]

	'''CyndilovesPiccolo''' is an [[Asperger's syndrome\|autistic]] fandom [[deviantart\|TARTlet]]. Known mostly for her shitty [[Transformers]] [[slashfic]], she was also known to embarrass the autistic community with her spoiled twat attitude. Cyndi has been on DA since 2003 and has had numerous deviations pulled and was [[Banhammer\|suspended]] at least twice for her gay porn. <strike>Yet the rules don't apply to her since she's autistic so she tried to repost that shit and cried when it got taken down again.</strike> Past this stage, but the fact remains: autism is just a fancy word for [[dumbass]].		'''CyndilovesPiccolo''' is an [[Asperger's syndrome\|autistic]] fandom [[deviantart\|TARTlet]]. Known mostly for her shitty [[Transformers]] [[slashfic]], she was also known to embarrass the autistic community with her spoiled twat attitude. Cyndi has been on DA since 2003 and has had numerous deviations pulled and was [[Banhammer\|suspended]] at least twice for her gay porn. <strike>Yet the rules don't apply to her since she's autistic so she tried to repost that shit and cried when it got taken down again.</strike> Past this stage, but the fact remains: autism is just a fancy word for [[dumbass]].

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	{{quote\|Getting an ED page is sort of a [[lol\|humbling experience.]] Makes me look back and realize how I've been a dumbass.\|Cyndi shows a spark of maturity\| but her wisdom comes a little too late.}}		{{quote\|Getting an ED page is sort of a [[lol\|humbling experience.]] Makes me look back and realize how I've been a dumbass.\|Cyndi shows a spark of maturity\| but her wisdom comes a little too late.}}
	{{clear}}		{{clear}}
	[[~~Image~~:~~Fuglypartylook~~.jpg\|thumb\|right\|~~This is her~~ [~~[whore\|hawt party look]]~~. ~~Notice how [[anorexic~~]~~] she looks and she has no [[spellcheck\|consept]] of where blush should go. Also notice the pimples where the breasts should be.~~]][[~~Image~~:~~Partybawwwwww~~.~~jpg~~\|thumb\|~~right\|a typical journal of [[baw]]wwww.]][[Image:Cyntwitterbawparty.jpg\|thumb~~\|right\|~~a typical tweet of~~ [[~~baw~~]]~~wwww.]]~~		[[File:Cyndilovespiccolo.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/cyndication/14508045/ Cyndi actually links to her ED article from her Gaia Online profile]]]
			[[File:Cyndilovespiccolo2.png\|thumb\|150px\|right\|The fucking [[Slenderman]] is less creepy looking.]]
	~~[[Image:Bawpoem~~.~~jpg\|thumb\|left\|She is as deep as an ocean~~]]

	'''CyndilovesPiccolo''' is an [[Asperger's syndrome\|autistic]] fandom [[deviantart\|TARTlet]]. Known mostly for her shitty [[Transformers]] [[slashfic]], she was also known to embarrass the autistic community with her spoiled twat attitude. Cyndi has been on DA since 2003 and has had numerous deviations pulled and was [[Banhammer\|suspended]] at least twice for her gay porn. <strike>Yet the rules don't apply to her since she's autistic so she tried to repost that shit and cried when it got taken down again.</strike> Past this stage, but the fact remains: autism is just a fancy word for [[dumbass]].		'''CyndilovesPiccolo''' is an [[Asperger's syndrome\|autistic]] fandom [[deviantart\|TARTlet]]. Known mostly for her shitty [[Transformers]] [[slashfic]], she was also known to embarrass the autistic community with her spoiled twat attitude. Cyndi has been on DA since 2003 and has had numerous deviations pulled and was [[Banhammer\|suspended]] at least twice for her gay porn. <strike>Yet the rules don't apply to her since she's autistic so she tried to repost that shit and cried when it got taken down again.</strike> Past this stage, but the fact remains: autism is just a fancy word for [[dumbass]].

	Although Cyndi hates [[devianTART]] with a burning passion, she dragged her [[BAWWW]]ing to {{myspace\|4mbrosia\|myspace}} and opened an account on [[sheezyart]]: {{sheezyart\|4mbrosia}}. She [http://4mbrosia.blogspot.com/ whined in her super sekrit blog on <strike>blurty</strike> blogspot] and while her actions seemed [[retard\|infantile and childish]], we would like to remind the reader that Cyndi is [[over 9000\|thirty years old]]. All that time, she pissed and moaned about being grounded, picked on, and not allowed to do what she wants because she's [[retard\|autistic]].		Although Cyndi hates [[devianTART]] with a burning passion, she dragged her [[BAWWW]]ing to <s>{{myspace\|4mbrosia\|myspace}}</s> and opened an account on [[sheezyart]]: <s>{{sheezyart\|4mbrosia}}</s>. She [http://4mbrosia.blogspot.com/ whined in her super sekrit blog on <strike>blurty</strike> blogspot] and while her actions seemed [[retard\|infantile and childish]], we would like to remind the reader that Cyndi is [[over 9000\|thirty years old]]. All that time, she pissed and moaned about being grounded, picked on, and not allowed to do what she wants because she's [[retard\|autistic]].

	She also had a case of [[Almost raped\|Victim Syndrome]], based on the fact that [[Shit no one cares about\|everything bad]] in the world happened to her. She had one ass sucker who failed to stick up for her by blanking this article. Read [http://kissedtwice.webs.com/Dear_ED.html a butthurt letter to ED] written by [[~~user~~:Mackers_luvs_u~~\|mackers~~]].		She also had a case of [[Almost raped\|Victim Syndrome]], based on the fact that [[Shit no one cares about\|everything bad]] in the world happened to her. She had one ass sucker who failed to stick up for her by blanking this article. Read [http://kissedtwice.webs.com/Dear_ED.html a butthurt letter to ED] written by [[User:Yuhavenoaccount\|Mackers_luvs_u]].

	Despite all of this, Cyndi is surprisingly more sane than [[Realmrsoptimusprime\|Bonita]], however, her drama is born from her whining about the loss of her beloved writing from DevianTart.		Despite all of this, Cyndi is surprisingly more sane than [[Realmrsoptimusprime\|Bonita]], however, her drama is born from her whining about the loss of her beloved writing from DevianTart.
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	[[Image:Bawwwblurtyboogers.jpg\|thumb\|left\|INFAMOUS BOOGER JOURNAL--This is what happens if she doesn't get her way.]]		[[Image:Bawwwblurtyboogers.jpg\|thumb\|left\|INFAMOUS BOOGER JOURNAL--This is what happens if she doesn't get her way.]]
	[[Image:Twitwhine1.jpg\|thumb\|left\|tweeting her raeg to teh world]]		[[Image:Twitwhine1.jpg\|thumb\|left\|tweeting her raeg to teh world]]
	~~[[Image:Blamedadbaww.jpg\|thumb\|left\|blaming her father for everything of course nothing is ever her fault.]]~~
	[[Image:Parentingcyndi.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Ohnoes! People actually have lives that don't revolve around Cyndi's smut!]]		[[Image:Parentingcyndi.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Ohnoes! People actually have lives that don't revolve around Cyndi's smut!]]
	[[Image:Cyndi3.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Ohnoes! Cyndi has to do work like boring old NTs!! Now she can't write more smut!]]		[[Image:Cyndi3.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Ohnoes! Cyndi has to do work like boring old NTs!! Now she can't write more smut!]]
	[[Image:ArghsobusyC.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Ohnoes. How dare anybody make her help take down a Christmas tree and mess up her smutting time!?]]		[[Image:ArghsobusyC.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Ohnoes. How dare anybody make her help take down a Christmas tree and mess up her smutting time!?]]
	[[Image:Bawinvadedbawwww.jpg\|thumb\|right\|her dad tried to throw out her porn and sex toy and she had a fit of [[asspie]] raeg.~~]][[Image:Cynbloggerpwnd.jpg\|thumb\|left\|150px\|massivly pwned~~]]		[[Image:Bawinvadedbawwww.jpg\|thumb\|right\|her dad tried to throw out her porn and sex toy and she had a fit of [[asspie]] raeg.]]

	While Cyndi's parents are not saints in this matter, seeing as how they [[fail\|allowed their crotch dropping]] to grow into this spoiled brat of a woman she is today. There is some pity for these poor people.		While Cyndi's parents are not saints in this matter, seeing as how they [[fail\|allowed their crotch dropping]] to grow into this spoiled brat of a woman she is today. There is some pity for these poor people.
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	~~[[Image:Cyndibawww.JPG\|thumb\|right\|150px\|A single silver tear rolls down her cheek. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!]] [[Image:Poembaww.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[lol_wut\|pining for a truck.]]]]~~
	~~<br>~~
	In response to Cyndi's [[bullshit\|cyber-terrorist threats]] against ED, several patriotic EDiots braved the putrid swamp that is her DA account and reported her shitty fanfiction for the [[lulz]].		In response to Cyndi's [[bullshit\|cyber-terrorist threats]] against ED, several patriotic EDiots braved the putrid swamp that is her DA account and reported her shitty fanfiction for the [[lulz]].
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	image:Cbawinconsiderate.jpg\|you are inconsidarate if you die during the holodays hohum as if anybody cna contril death.		image:Cbawinconsiderate.jpg\|you are inconsidarate if you die during the holodays hohum as if anybody cna contril death.
	image:Cbawpityher.jpg\|she wants pity and FUCK YOU IF YOU LUAGH THIS IS HER LYFE!!!!!!!		image:Cbawpityher.jpg\|she wants pity and FUCK YOU IF YOU LUAGH THIS IS HER LYFE!!!!!!!
	~~Image:Cyndishamebawww.jpg\|only retards like her aparently. a tweet and a new blog all in one [[baw]]wwwww.~~
	~~Image:Rickroll3d.png\| "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.."~~
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	{{cg\|tweets of baww\|twittergallery\|center\|<gallery>		{{cg\|tweets of baww\|twittergallery\|center\|<gallery>
	Image:Pissytweet.jpg\|my dad took me out and i'm still gonna bitch about the stupid ~~christmas~~ tree. ever so ~~greatful~~ isn't she.		Image:Pissytweet.jpg\|my dad took me out and i'm still gonna bitch about the stupid Christmas tree. ever so grateful isn't she.
	Image:No one is following Cyndi lol.png\|Nobody cares, quick call the wahmbulance!!!		Image:No one is following Cyndi lol.png\|Nobody cares, quick call the wahmbulance!!!
	Image:Twitwhine2.jpg\|fuck you for eating into my writing time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111		Image:Twitwhine2.jpg\|fuck you for eating into my writing time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
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	Image:Tweet1.jpg\|bawwwing becuase she had to wait 2 minutes.		Image:Tweet1.jpg\|bawwwing becuase she had to wait 2 minutes.
	Image:Tweet3.jpg\|omg pity her toothache hurry its worse than her crusty vag		Image:Tweet3.jpg\|omg pity her toothache hurry its worse than her crusty vag
	~~Image:4mbrosia_bitch.jpg\|Cyndi is a bitch~~
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	\|I love that show Storm Chasers---if I could work, THAT would be what I'd do.\|You have Austism, you aren't missing all of your limbs.\|[[attention_whore\|BRB crying in the bathroom again.]]\|- Cyndi's answer to everything in life.\|Whoever was spamming me needs to get a life.\|BAW\|I took a poop in a trash bag today because it was either there or in my pants.\|Clearly she is a classy lady.\|FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK! SO NOT FAIRRRRRRRRRR!\|Her cry to everything bad that hapens to her.\|Jealous fuckers need to get a life.\|Words of wisdom v. 2.0\|I don't want another stupid fiasco about blurry lines between porn and erotica.\|Still hasn't learned.\|Anybody that judges me based on ED is an idiot who doesn't deserve the honor of my presence.\|oh lol\|Ambrosia isn't porn, it's erotica! Why? THEY ARE IN LOVE!\|zomg love makes it not pronz, so obvious!!\|Encyclopedia Dramatica is full of people with shit for brains.\|bawwww\|Autism does not equal being retarded. GET IT RIGHT!\|She is not proving that very well, is she?\|I feel like nobody in my house has any sympathy for me when I want it.\|you dont deserve it.\|I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK THAT SOMEBODY ELSE HAS IT WORSE. IN THE MOMENT WHATEVER THE ISSUE IS, IT IS THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD TO ME!!!! ALL I ASK FOR IS A LITTLE SYMPATHY OR A LITTLE PICK-ME-UP COMMENT, AND INSTEAD I GET SLAPPED DOWN AND MADE TO FEEL EVEN WORSE FOR WASTING AIR IN THIS SHITHOLE OF A UNIVERSE!!! WHEN I SAY THINGS LIKE THAT IT'S ME LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO RELATE. THAT'S HARD TO DO FOR SOMEBODY WHO IS AUTISTIC AND CAN BARELY COMMUNICATE VERBALLY.\|OMG SOMEBODY QUIK MAKE IT BETER!\|People wonder what the seat of all my anger at the world is, THERE YOU GO. FUCK YOU IF YOU LAUGH AT IT. IT'S MY LIFE!\|like she has one.\|PEOPLE WHO DIE ON A HOLIDAY ARE FUCKING INCONSIDERATE FOR RUINING THE JOY!\|boohoooooo so inconsiderate to think people are inconsiderate.\|IF ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON BOTHERS ME TODAY I AM GOING TO CUT A BITCH!\|ohnoez\|ow dare you call my lying on the floor, gasping for air "dramatics." How fucking DARE you tell me to grow up and the heat isn't that bad. HOW DARE YOU threaten to take the computer away if I didn't get up and stop crying! FUCK YOU!\|way to be a crybaby...\|Fuck my LIFE always being miserable!\|cuz nobody has it worse than her rite?\|And there is an idiot there who thinks I can do something about a poor girl whose boyfriend set her hair on fire and killed her. Well I'm way over on the other side of the country, what do you expect me to do for her? I can't save this fucking world, I can only live in it with the hand I was dealt, and I got a bad one is all. So fuck off.\|stfu and get a life srsly.\|The impossible seems to strike me at the most inopportune moments to cause me humiliation, anger or just plain make me look BAD in front of people. FATE does this. ALL THE FUCKING DAMN TIME!!!\|no hon you do that all by yourself.\|		\|I love that show Storm Chasers---if I could work, THAT would be what I'd do.\|You have Austism, you aren't missing all of your limbs.\|[[attention_whore\|BRB crying in the bathroom again.]]\|- Cyndi's answer to everything in life.\|Whoever was spamming me needs to get a life.\|BAW\|I took a poop in a trash bag today because it was either there or in my pants.\|Clearly she is a classy lady.\|FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK! SO NOT FAIRRRRRRRRRR!\|Her cry to everything bad that hapens to her.\|Jealous fuckers need to get a life.\|Words of wisdom v. 2.0\|I don't want another stupid fiasco about blurry lines between porn and erotica.\|Still hasn't learned.\|Anybody that judges me based on ED is an idiot who doesn't deserve the honor of my presence.\|oh lol\|Ambrosia isn't porn, it's erotica! Why? THEY ARE IN LOVE!\|zomg love makes it not pronz, so obvious!!\|Encyclopedia Dramatica is full of people with shit for brains.\|bawwww\|Autism does not equal being retarded. GET IT RIGHT!\|She is not proving that very well, is she?\|I feel like nobody in my house has any sympathy for me when I want it.\|you dont deserve it.\|I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK THAT SOMEBODY ELSE HAS IT WORSE. IN THE MOMENT WHATEVER THE ISSUE IS, IT IS THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD TO ME!!!! ALL I ASK FOR IS A LITTLE SYMPATHY OR A LITTLE PICK-ME-UP COMMENT, AND INSTEAD I GET SLAPPED DOWN AND MADE TO FEEL EVEN WORSE FOR WASTING AIR IN THIS SHITHOLE OF A UNIVERSE!!! WHEN I SAY THINGS LIKE THAT IT'S ME LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO RELATE. THAT'S HARD TO DO FOR SOMEBODY WHO IS AUTISTIC AND CAN BARELY COMMUNICATE VERBALLY.\|OMG SOMEBODY QUIK MAKE IT BETER!\|People wonder what the seat of all my anger at the world is, THERE YOU GO. FUCK YOU IF YOU LAUGH AT IT. IT'S MY LIFE!\|like she has one.\|PEOPLE WHO DIE ON A HOLIDAY ARE FUCKING INCONSIDERATE FOR RUINING THE JOY!\|boohoooooo so inconsiderate to think people are inconsiderate.\|IF ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON BOTHERS ME TODAY I AM GOING TO CUT A BITCH!\|ohnoez\|ow dare you call my lying on the floor, gasping for air "dramatics." How fucking DARE you tell me to grow up and the heat isn't that bad. HOW DARE YOU threaten to take the computer away if I didn't get up and stop crying! FUCK YOU!\|way to be a crybaby...\|Fuck my LIFE always being miserable!\|cuz nobody has it worse than her rite?\|And there is an idiot there who thinks I can do something about a poor girl whose boyfriend set her hair on fire and killed her. Well I'm way over on the other side of the country, what do you expect me to do for her? I can't save this fucking world, I can only live in it with the hand I was dealt, and I got a bad one is all. So fuck off.\|stfu and get a life srsly.\|The impossible seems to strike me at the most inopportune moments to cause me humiliation, anger or just plain make me look BAD in front of people. FATE does this. ALL THE FUCKING DAMN TIME!!!\|no hon you do that all by yourself.\|
	FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS SITE! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC LOSER FAGGOTS WITH NO LIFE! GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET A JOB!\|[[no life]]}}		FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS SITE! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC LOSER FAGGOTS WITH NO LIFE! GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET A JOB!\|[[no life]]}}

	[[Image:Mackersagainlulz.jpg\|center\|thumb\|819px\|[[lies\|She is so graceful and beutiful]] and we are so evil for spreading the [[truth]]. Curtesy of [[user:mackers_luvs_u]] and his many [[fag\|sock]] accounts. Only other retards stick up for Cyndi.]]

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	*[http://www.mediaminer.org/user_info.php/18464 Her Mediaminer] For more of her shitty writing.		*[http://www.mediaminer.org/user_info.php/18464 Her Mediaminer] For more of her shitty writing.

	*[http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1161585.html Fandom Wank's weak attempt at mocking Cyndi.] -- It gets slightly funnier when Cyndi and her EX-friend Seiberwing show up to defend her honor and [[BAW\|BAWWWW]] in the comments.		*<s>[http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1161585.html Fandom Wank's weak attempt at mocking Cyndi.] -- It gets slightly funnier when Cyndi and her EX-friend Seiberwing show up to defend her honor and [[BAW\|BAWWWW]] in the comments.</s>

	-It looks like Cyndi and Seiberwing aren't on speaking terms anymore because of [[ED]]. Seiberwing has been seen around fanficrants bashing her work. Lol.		-It looks like Cyndi and Seiberwing aren't on speaking terms anymore because of [[ED]]. Seiberwing has been seen around fanficrants bashing her work. Lol.