Curvy - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 19:15, 9 February 2026

2026-02-09T19:15:53Z

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	'''CURVY''' like so many words in the [[American\|American Lexicon]] used to have another meaning until [[SJW\|Social Justice Warriors]] felt the need to change it. In the past, it meant '''SHAPELY''' meaning "an attractive or well proportioned shape". The word curvy was usually applied to [[wimmins\|women]] having an hourglass figure or a figure that can be defined by the golden ratio of 3 to 5 where the hips and bust are about 60% bigger than the waist. An hourglass figure is best defined as 36",24",36" but even petite women that are flatter than a [[loli\|10 year old on a swing]] can have an hourglass figure as long as their mesurements maintain the golden ratio of 3 to 5.<br>		'''CURVY''' like so many words in the [[American\|American Lexicon]] used to have another meaning until [[SJW\|Social Justice Warriors]] felt the need to change it. In the past, it meant '''SHAPELY''' meaning "an attractive or well proportioned shape". The word curvy was usually applied to [[wimmins\|women]] having an hourglass figure or a figure that can be defined by the golden ratio of 3 to 5 where the hips and bust are about 60% bigger than the waist. An hourglass figure is best defined as 36",24",36" but even petite women that are flatter than a [[loli\|10 year old on a swing]] can have an hourglass figure as long as their mesurements maintain the golden ratio of 3 to 5.<br>
	Unfortunately, [[feminazi\|women's groups]], [[SJW]]s and [[virgin]] males thinking that [[sex\|they'll get some if they're feminists]], felt that woman were having to much pressure put on them to not treat their body like a garbage disposal and see how much they can cram into and decided to redefine '''CURVY''' to mean something more [[fat\|akin to a wad of dough]] or a bucket of Crisco that is spilling out from the sides so that fat assed women could feel better about themselves when they're buying [[Panty & Stocking ~~With~~ Garterbelt\|panties]] that could be worn by a small elephant.		Unfortunately, [[feminazi\|women's groups]], [[SJW]]s and [[virgin]] males thinking that [[sex\|they'll get some if they're feminists]], felt that woman were having to much pressure put on them to not treat their body like a garbage disposal and see how much they can cram into and decided to redefine '''CURVY''' to mean something more [[fat\|akin to a wad of dough]] or a bucket of Crisco that is spilling out from the sides so that fat assed women could feel better about themselves when they're buying [[Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt\|panties]] that could be worn by a small elephant.

imported>OnePeedOffSis: /* How Do You Know That You're Really Fat And Not Curvy? */

2021-09-03T11:45:20Z

How Do You Know That You're Really Fat And Not Curvy?

imported>Kittygirl7878 at 23:34, 21 May 2018

2018-05-21T23:34:14Z

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	[[Image:bodytype111.jpg\|thumb\|right\|350px\|The basic body types. Most of you reading this will fall under '''~~BOTERESQUE~~.''' No! You are not curvy.]]		[[Image:bodytype111.jpg\|thumb\|right\|350px\|The basic body types. Most of you reading this will fall under '''BOTEROESQUE.''' No! You are not curvy.]]

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	*Screw that, have you ever said fuck the popcorn and fill the tub up with butter?		*Screw that, have you ever said fuck the popcorn and fill the tub up with butter?
	*At the beach or pool do you wrap yourself up in a blanket because a towel wont fit around you?		*At the beach or pool do you wrap yourself up in a blanket because a towel wont fit around you?
	*Do you hear ~~Chines~~ people screaming "No! No! No fat pig today prease," when you go to a buffet?		*Do you hear Chinese people screaming "No! No! No fat pig today prease," when you go to a buffet?
	*Is there that voice in the back of your head that knows the right answer but you shush it out because you like the positive sound of sales people calling you curvy because it makes you feel attractive and valued?		*Is there that voice in the back of your head that knows the right answer but you shush it out because you like the positive sound of sales people calling you curvy because it makes you feel attractive and valued?
	*Are you eating something while you're reading this?		*Are you eating something while you're reading this?

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2017-08-26T07:17:48Z

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2017-07-29T19:43:15Z

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2017-07-20T08:44:48Z

imported>Hagibor: /* How Do You Know That You're Really Fat And Not Curvy? */

2017-07-20T07:18:06Z

How Do You Know That You're Really Fat And Not Curvy?

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	*Are [[nigger\|black men]] and [[wetback\|Mexicans]] attracted to you?		*Are [[nigger\|black men]] and [[wetback\|Mexicans]] attracted to you?
	*Are you [[Girlvinyl]]?		*Are you [[Girlvinyl]]?
	*Have you ever used the excuse that your clothes shrunk in the dryer and that's why they don't fit?		*Have you ever used the excuse that your clothes shrunk in the dryer and that's why they don't fit, even when you hung them to dry to avoid this very issue?
	*Do you look at butter as a snack and not something to flavor a piece of toast?		*Do you look at butter as a snack and not something to flavor a piece of toast?
			*When you're at the movies, does the snack guy get carpel tunnel pains from putting butter on your popcorn?
			*Screw that, have you ever said fuck the popcorn and fill the tub up with butter?
			*At the beach or pool do you wrap yourself up in a blanket because a towel wont fit around you?
			*Do you hear Chines people screaming "No! No! No fat pig today prease," when you go to a buffet?
	*Is there that voice in the back of your head that knows the right answer but you shush it out because you like the positive sound of sales people calling you curvy because it makes you feel attractive and valued?		*Is there that voice in the back of your head that knows the right answer but you shush it out because you like the positive sound of sales people calling you curvy because it makes you feel attractive and valued?
			*Are you eating something while you're reading this?

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2017-07-20T06:49:11Z

The Syntactic Shift: messed up image name

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2017-07-20T06:47:56Z

The Syntactic Shift

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	The syntactic shift, or a change in the meaning or use of a word, for '''CURVY''' happened [[Last Thursday]] at a [[Starbucks\|Baskin-Robbins]] when a bunch of [[wimmins\|cows]] got together to try all 31 flavors and console each other about how they do everything the can but can't seem to lose weight.<br>		The syntactic shift, or a change in the meaning or use of a word, for '''CURVY''' happened [[Last Thursday]] at a [[Starbucks\|Baskin-Robbins]] when a bunch of [[wimmins\|cows]] got together to try all 31 flavors and console each other about how they do everything the can but can't seem to lose weight.<br>
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	For years it failed him, it wasn't until he was driving a California coastal road that 2 and 2 came together and he realized that if a road looks like an obese woman's sides with its layers of fat twisting and turning and can be called curvy then so could fat women looking to stuff themselves in jeans.<br>		For years it failed him, it wasn't until he was driving a California coastal road that 2 and 2 came together and he realized that if a road looks like an obese woman's sides with its layers of fat twisting and turning and can be called curvy then so could fat women looking to stuff themselves in jeans.<br>
	Seeing that a positive word was being used to describe a 2 ton of fun woman feminists and [[cuckold]] men adopted the word along with tent makers and [[Hawaii\|muumuu]] dress makers scrambled to incorporate the word to increase their [[jew gold\|sales]].		Seeing that a positive word was being used to describe a 2 ton of fun woman feminists and [[cuckold]] men adopted the word along with tent makers and [[Hawaii\|muumuu]] dress makers scrambled to incorporate the word to increase their [[jew gold\|sales]].


	== Something To Ponder ==		== Something To Ponder ==

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2017-07-20T06:42:16Z

Something To Ponder

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	== Something To Ponder ==		== Something To Ponder ==

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	*[[Fatass Denial Bloggers]]		*[[Fatass Denial Bloggers]]
	*[[Retard\|Thick]]		*[[Retard\|Thick]]
			*[[Garden Thief]] If some girls occasionaly ate vegetables they'd be curvy and not [[fat]]

	{{Life}}		{{Life}}

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	{{biology}}		{{biology}}


			[[Category:Fat\| ]]

			[[Category:Epithets]]

			[[Category:Subcultures]]

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	*[[Fat]]		*[[Fat]]
	*[[Fat Shaming]]		*[[Fat Shaming]]
			*[[Fat Princess]]
	*[[Fat Acceptance Movement]]		*[[Fat Acceptance Movement]]
	*[[Girlvinyl]] She likes to say she's curvy but the bitch is fat.		*[[Girlvinyl]] She likes to say she's curvy but the bitch is fat.

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	*Do you look in the mirror and get depressed?		*Do you look in the mirror and get depressed?
	*Do you have more $22 exercise machines than you have room?		*Do you have more $22 exercise machines than you have room?
	*Does 90% of what you throw away include snack food boxes ~~and~~ candy wrappers?		*Does 90% of what you throw away include snack food boxes, candy wrappers and KFC bargain buckets?
	*Do you buy fat shaping clothes as a quick fix so you dont have to diet?		*Do you buy fat shaping clothes as a quick fix so you dont have to diet?
	*Do kids laugh and point at you when you're outside or put glasses of water down to test for seismic tremors when you walk?		*Do kids laugh and point at you when you're outside or put glasses of water down to test for seismic tremors when you walk?
	*Do you avoid the stairs?		*Do you avoid the stairs? If so, do you break the weight limit of every elevator in the world?
	*Do you get winded wiping your ass or tire out after the third wipe, during a really messy shit, and say good enough?		*Do you get winded wiping your ass or tire out after the third wipe, during a really messy shit, and say good enough? (That's if you can even reach your ass)
	*Have you ever used the rationalization that you could get a date but men are scared of real women and curves?		*Have you ever used the rationalization that you could get a date but men are scared of real women and curves?
	*Do you even know what water tastes like, In other words, is your fluid intake nothing but Pepsi?		*Do you even know what water tastes like? In other words, is your fluid intake nothing but Pepsi?
	*If you were ever in the hospital, did they have to fetch the cow catcher to get you out of bed because no one wanted to risk getting hurt?		*If you were ever in the hospital, did they have to fetch the cow catcher to get you out of bed because no one wanted to risk getting hurt?
	*Do you consider Pizza a vegetable?		*Do you consider Pizza a vegetable?
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	*Have you ever used the excuse that your clothes shrunk in the dryer and that's why they don't fit, even when you hung them to dry to avoid this very issue?		*Have you ever used the excuse that your clothes shrunk in the dryer and that's why they don't fit, even when you hung them to dry to avoid this very issue?
	*Do you look at butter as a snack and not something to flavor a piece of toast?		*Do you look at butter as a snack and not something to flavor a piece of toast?
	*When you're at the movies, does the snack guy get ~~carpel~~ tunnel pains from putting butter on your popcorn?		*When you're at the movies, does the snack guy get carpal tunnel pains from putting butter on your popcorn?
	*Screw that, have you ever said fuck the popcorn and fill the tub up with butter?		*Screw that, have you ever said fuck the popcorn and fill the tub up with butter?
	*At the beach or pool do you wrap yourself up in a blanket because a towel wont fit around you?		*At the beach or pool do you wrap yourself up in a blanket because a towel wont fit around you?
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	If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you are fat and not curvy. Give it up, quit crying your greasy tears and lose some weight.		If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you are fat and not curvy. Give it up, quit crying your greasy tears and lose some fucking weight.

	== See Also ==		== See Also ==