Cunnilingus - Revision history

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	[[Image:brittney_skye_licking_pussy.jpg\|thumb\|[[Your mom]] last night.]]		[[Image:brittney_skye_licking_pussy.jpg\|thumb\|[[Your mom]] last night.]]
	[[Image:Lesbiancunnilingus.jpg\|thumb\|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]].]]		[[Image:Lesbiancunnilingus.jpg\|thumb\|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]].]]
	~~[[Image:Hitler.jpg\|thumb\|[[Hitler]] knew a lot about Cunnilingus.]]~~
	[[Image:ascii-pussylick.jpg\|thumb\|Some HOT [[ASCII]] lickin' action.]]		[[Image:ascii-pussylick.jpg\|thumb\|Some HOT [[ASCII]] lickin' action.]]
	'''Cunnilingus''' is the [[lesbian]] version of [[fellatio]] except that, instead of sucking a man's [[penis]], she performs hopefully-pleasurable acts upon a woman's [[vulva]] with her lips, tongue, and maybe even her teeth. OK, so it is quite different from [[fellatio]].		'''Cunnilingus''' is the [[lesbian]] version of [[fellatio]] except that, instead of sucking a man's [[penis]], she performs hopefully-pleasurable acts upon a woman's [[vulva]] with her lips, tongue, and maybe even her teeth. OK, so it is quite different from [[fellatio]].

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	Image:cunn-USpatentlulz.gif\|Cunnus licking apparatus (US patent), [[Scientology\|Made in Americunt]].		Image:cunn-USpatentlulz.gif\|Cunnus licking apparatus (US patent), [[Scientology\|Made in Americunt]].
	Image:hotaction.gif\|Nice [[Duckface\|duck face]].		Image:hotaction.gif\|Nice [[Duckface\|duck face]].
			Image:Yoshi and Wii Fit Trainer.jpeg\|Dinosaurs can do it too.
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	Image:pussylickI.gif\|Mmmm...bacon.		Image:pussylickI.gif\|Mmmm...bacon.
	Image:cunn-USpatentlulz.gif\|Cunnus licking apparatus (US patent), [[Scientology\|Made in Americunt]].		Image:cunn-USpatentlulz.gif\|Cunnus licking apparatus (US patent), [[Scientology\|Made in Americunt]].
	Image:hotaction.gif\|Nice ~~lip action~~		Image:hotaction.gif\|Nice [[Duckface\|duck face]].
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	As for letters of the alphabet ... maybe. Do you know cryllic? Alternatively, listen to "Stroke it" by Clarence Carter. You can go for direct stimulation - touching the clitoris itself; or indirect - working the area around the clitoris firmly enough to stimulate the clit and its surrounding structures. For indirect, you can lick (not quite the right word - we are talking using your tongue as a muscle) across the shaft of the clitoris (which extends upward and then into her body), or you can work one side of the hood - the side that she works when she masturbates (ie, the right side). For direct stimulation, the simplest and most obvious thing is to lick ''upwards'' against ~~the~~ the glans of the clit itself. You can do the circle thing if you want. Just remember that it's similar to the tissue of the head of your penis. Keep it lubed.		As for letters of the alphabet ... maybe. Do you know cryllic? Alternatively, listen to "Stroke it" by Clarence Carter. You can go for direct stimulation - touching the clitoris itself; or indirect - working the area around the clitoris firmly enough to stimulate the clit and its surrounding structures. For indirect, you can lick (not quite the right word - we are talking using your tongue as a muscle) across the shaft of the clitoris (which extends upward and then into her body), or you can work one side of the hood - the side that she works when she masturbates (ie, the right side). For direct stimulation, the simplest and most obvious thing is to lick ''upwards'' against the glans of the clit itself. You can do the circle thing if you want. Just remember that it's similar to the tissue of the head of your penis. Keep it lubed.

	Try this now: put the tip of your tongue behind your your lower teeth, and push your tongue out. Feel that furry/textured bit on it's surface? Try putting your tounge on her vulva - without tightening it up to make it rigid, and aim that textured bit on the clit (assuming that it's erect enough to be exposed). Move it around some.		Try this now: put the tip of your tongue behind your your lower teeth, and push your tongue out. Feel that furry/textured bit on it's surface? Try putting your tounge on her vulva - without tightening it up to make it rigid, and aim that textured bit on the clit (assuming that it's erect enough to be exposed). Move it around some.

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	Image:Ducks_Cunnilingus.jpg\|An Octopus blows [[Bestiality\|ducks]] one last time before they both die of radiation sickness.		Image:Ducks_Cunnilingus.jpg\|An Octopus blows [[Bestiality\|ducks]] one last time before they both die of radiation sickness.
	Image:Cunnilingus 1.jpg\|Cunnilingus as drawn by a two year old.		Image:Cunnilingus 1.jpg\|Cunnilingus as drawn by a two year old.
	Image:~~outsidespacecunnilingus~~.jpg\|An experienced alien shows us how to properly perform cunnilingus.		Image:alien_cunnilingus.jpg\|An experienced alien shows us how to properly perform cunnilingus.
	Image:Cunnilingus - Pompei painting.jpg\|Ancient Romans from Pompeii invented carpet cleaning.		Image:Cunnilingus - Pompei painting.jpg\|Ancient Romans from Pompeii invented carpet cleaning.
	Image:yeoldecunny.jpg\|Ye Oldé Cunnus.		Image:yeoldecunny.jpg\|Ye Oldé Cunnus.

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	Thrashing the tongue about in mimicry of the shape of letters is said to enhance the pleasure given while excavating moist female crotch caverns, although no scientific data is available to back this up.		Thrashing the tongue about in mimicry of the shape of letters is said to enhance the pleasure given while excavating moist female crotch caverns, although no scientific data is available to back this up.

	Another good reason to become familiar with this black art is the fact that it increases your chances of getting laid [[at least 100]] times... although since you're on the [[internets]], your chances are already [[virgin\|not good]], and ~~100x~~ zero does have an answer, unlike [[divide by zero\|dividing by Zero]]. Persuading that first one to sample your oral delights is a challenge. As always: you ~~only~~ get sex if you are already getting sex from somewhere else. See some of the other fine and informative pages on ED for information to get you started.		Another good reason to become familiar with this black art is the fact that it increases your chances of getting laid [[at least 100]] times... although since you're on the [[internets]], your chances are already [[virgin\|not good]], and 100 × zero ''does'' have an answer, unlike [[divide by zero\|dividing by Zero]]. Persuading that first one to sample your oral delights is a challenge. As always: you get sex only if you are ''already'' getting sex from somewhere else. See some of the other fine and informative pages on ED for information to get you started.

	Some theories state that the majority of fine literature was actually put into rough drafts while in the passionate throes of spit shining the bearded clam, i.e. Shakespeare, Nietzsche, J.D. Salinger, [[Lesbian\|Emily Dickinson]] and the Bible.		Some theories state that the majority of fine literature was actually put into rough drafts while in the passionate throes of spit-shining the bearded clam, e.g., [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT\|Shakespeare]], [[Nietzsche]], [[The Catcher in the Rye\|J.D. Salinger]], [[Lesbian\|Emily Dickinson]] and the [[Bible]].

	==In Video Form==		==In Video Form==

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	==Technique 2==		==Technique 2==
			[[File:Rosario_lingus.gif\|frame\|Rosario shows the basics]]
	Be sure to ignore anything you see in porn: cunnilingus does not involve holding your head a foot back and extending your tongue so that the camera can get a good shot. Use your ''whole'' face! If she starts getting boisterous, rest your mustache - or where your mustache would be if you had one - on her pubic bone (find a skeleton and check) and ''ride the motion''. A rookie technique, but a very important step on the road to clit lickin mastery, apart from reducing injuries, it puts your mouth in proper alignment.		Be sure to ignore anything you see in porn: cunnilingus does not involve holding your head a foot back and extending your tongue so that the camera can get a good shot. Use your ''whole'' face! If she starts getting boisterous, rest your mustache - or where your mustache would be if you had one - on her pubic bone (find a skeleton and check) and ''ride the motion''. A rookie technique, but a very important step on the road to clit lickin mastery, apart from reducing injuries, it puts your mouth in proper alignment.

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	[[Image:brittney_skye_licking_pussy.jpg\|thumb\|[[Your mom]] last night.]]		[[Image:brittney_skye_licking_pussy.jpg\|thumb\|[[Your mom]] last night.]]
	[[Image:Lesbiancunnilingus.jpg\|thumb\|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]].]]		[[Image:Lesbiancunnilingus.jpg\|thumb\|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]].]]
	~~[[Image:Hitler.jpg\|thumb\|[[Hitler]] knew a lot about Cunnilingus.]]~~
	[[Image:ascii-pussylick.jpg\|thumb\|Some HOT [[ASCII]] lickin' action.]]		[[Image:ascii-pussylick.jpg\|thumb\|Some HOT [[ASCII]] lickin' action.]]
	'''Cunnilingus''' is the [[lesbian]] version of [[fellatio]] except that, instead of sucking a man's [[penis]], she performs hopefully-pleasurable acts upon a woman's [[vulva]] with her lips, tongue, and maybe even her teeth. OK, so it is quite different from [[fellatio]].		'''Cunnilingus''' is the [[lesbian]] version of [[fellatio]] except that, instead of sucking a man's [[penis]], she performs hopefully-pleasurable acts upon a woman's [[vulva]] with her lips, tongue, and maybe even her teeth. OK, so it is quite different from [[fellatio]].

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	Image:Ducks_Cunnilingus.jpg\|An Octopus blows [[Bestiality\|ducks]] one last time before they both die of radiation sickness.		Image:Ducks_Cunnilingus.jpg\|An Octopus blows [[Bestiality\|ducks]] one last time before they both die of radiation sickness.
	Image:Cunnilingus 1.jpg\|Cunnilingus as drawn by a two year old.		Image:Cunnilingus 1.jpg\|Cunnilingus as drawn by a two year old.
	Image:~~outsidespacecunnilingus~~.jpg\|An experienced alien shows us how to properly perform cunnilingus.		Image:alien_cunnilingus.jpg\|An experienced alien shows us how to properly perform cunnilingus.
	Image:Cunnilingus - Pompei painting.jpg\|Ancient Romans from Pompeii invented carpet cleaning.		Image:Cunnilingus - Pompei painting.jpg\|Ancient Romans from Pompeii invented carpet cleaning.
	Image:yeoldecunny.jpg\|Ye Oldé Cunnus.		Image:yeoldecunny.jpg\|Ye Oldé Cunnus.