Cuddlepaws - Revision history

imported>HippidyHop: /* Her autism */

2016-10-08T17:38:15Z

Her autism

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	== Her autism ==		== Her autism ==

	She has attended the disabled students program at Cypress College. Many people who speak with her in person have trouble understanding what she's saying most of the time due to the fact that she mumbles constantly and never speaks up. Even other disabled students have pointed out her stupidity and autistic behavior. She ~~also~~ loves to brag about collecting Social Security checks as well, mainly because she's too useless to get an actual job and contribute to society.		She has attended the disabled students program at Cypress College. Many people who speak with her in person have trouble understanding what she's saying most of the time due to the fact that she mumbles constantly and never speaks up. Even other disabled students have pointed out her stupidity and autistic behavior. She loves to brag about collecting Social Security checks as well, mainly because she's too useless to get an actual job and contribute to society.
	[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vNPKDRPfwHo]		[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vNPKDRPfwHo One of her god awful Youtube vids]
	Here is an example of her autistic behavior. Notice how you can't hear what she's telling you half of the time while she still keeps a whiny tone.		Here is an example of her autistic behavior. Notice how you can't hear what she's telling you half of the time while she still keeps a whiny tone.

	== Drama : part 1 ==		== Drama : part 1 ==

imported>HippidyHop at 17:35, 8 October 2016

2016-10-08T17:35:25Z

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	Her art prices ranges from '''8 dollars''' to around '''50 dollars''', depending on what kind of [[Shit\|art]] commission you want.		Her art prices ranges from '''8 dollars''' to around '''50 dollars''', depending on what kind of [[Shit\|art]] commission you want.

			== Her autism ==

			She has attended the disabled students program at Cypress College. Many people who speak with her in person have trouble understanding what she's saying most of the time due to the fact that she mumbles constantly and never speaks up. Even other disabled students have pointed out her stupidity and autistic behavior. She also loves to brag about collecting Social Security checks as well, mainly because she's too useless to get an actual job and contribute to society.
			[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vNPKDRPfwHo]
			Here is an example of her autistic behavior. Notice how you can't hear what she's telling you half of the time while she still keeps a whiny tone.

	== Drama : part 1 ==		== Drama : part 1 ==

imported>Arrowracer76: Fixxed punctuation, grammar, added some pipes.

2015-07-29T15:41:22Z

Fixxed punctuation, grammar, added some pipes.

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	<br> [[File:Cuddlepaw.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|middle\|~~Penis~~ the ~~folfsky~~]]		<br> [[File:Cuddlepaw.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|middle\|Note the nose's similarity to an uncut dick.]]
	Cuddle paws, also known as Megan Schum, is a 24 year old female [[weeaboo]]/[[wolfaboo]] [[brony]] [[furry]] from California.		Cuddle paws, also known as Megan Schum, is a 24 year old female [[weeaboo]]/[[wolfaboo]] [[brony]] [[furry]] from California.
	She is known for being sexist, transphobic, tracing art, scamming, and for being retarded in general.		She is known for being sexist, transphobic, tracing art, scamming, and for being retarded in general.
	She is also known for her constant whining and bitching about being too poor to afford anything and for harassing furries who go to cons or set up commissions in art groups.		She is also known for her constant whining and bitching about being too poor to afford anything and for harassing furries who go to cons or set up commissions in art groups.

	You can find Megan Schum / Cuddle Paws every year ~~at Califur~~ with a sign that says : ''2popufur4u''		You can find Megan Schum/Cuddle Paws at Califur every year, with a sign that says: "2popufur4u".
	~~Or you can~~ find her at Disneyland, ~~mouthfoaming/~~drooling at~~/over~~ Mickey Mouse or any ~~other~~ Disney ~~character~~.		If you are particularly unlucky (or you're just a [[sick fuck]]), you'll find her at Disneyland, drooling at Mickey Mouse or fapping to any of the plethora of characters Disney has shat out.

	== Her fursona ==		== Her fursona ==
	Cuddle paws is a typical generic boring neon green wolf/husky/fox hybrid who also happens to be part dick, considering that his muzzle looks like a uncircumcised penis.		[[Unoriginal\|Cuddle paws is a typical generic boring neon green wolf/husky/fox hybrid who also happens to be part dick, considering that his muzzle looks like a uncircumcised penis.
	His age is the same as his creator : 24 and is obsessed with My little pony and kids.		His age is the same as his creator: 24 and is obsessed with My little pony and kids.]]

	== Her art ==		== Her art ==
	Even though Megan Schum is known for her constant tracing her art looks like that of a toddler.		Even though Megan Schum is known for her constant tracing, her art looks like that of a toddler.
	As stated before, all Megan does is complain about your art being shit and it being overpriced, while in reality, it's the other way around.		As stated before, all Megan does is complain about your art being shit and it being overpriced, while in reality, it's the other way around.
	But not only that, Megan even has no shame when it comes to selling traced art. She doesn't even hide the fact that she traces other people's hard work and tries to profit from it.		But not only that, Megan even has no shame when it comes to selling traced art. She doesn't even hide the fact that she traces other people's hard work and tries to profit from it.

	Her art prices ranges from '''8 dollars''' to around '''50 dollars''', depending on what kind of art commission you want.		Her art prices ranges from '''8 dollars''' to around '''50 dollars''', depending on what kind of [[Shit\|art]] commission you want.

	== Drama : part 1 ==		== Drama : part 1 ==
	Megan Schum quickly became infamous due to the fact that she was constantly whining about people's art being overpriced and their art being shit. It did not take long before Megan got banned from ATLEAST 9 furry art groups and for throwing a tantrum when she got banned from a group.		Megan Schum quickly became infamous due to the fact that she was constantly whining about people's art being overpriced and their art being shit. It did not take long before Megan got banned from ATLEAST 9 furry art groups and for throwing a tantrum when she got banned from a group.
	Megan quickly became a target/lolcow and furries started adding her to follow her lulzy drama ; making her believe that furries actually liked her and that she was becoming popufur and it did not take long before she finally gave herself the label : MORE '''POPUFUR.''' THAN TELEPHONE.		Megan quickly became a target/lolcow and furries started adding her to follow her lulzy drama; making her believe that furries actually liked her and that she was becoming popufur and it did not take long before she finally gave herself the label : MORE '''POPUFUR.''' THAN TELEPHONE.


	== Drama : part 2 ==		== Drama : part 2 ==
	Since she accepted ~~everybody onto~~ her Facebook it was easy to dig out dirt about her and to follow her drama.		Since she accepted every friend request she received on her Facebook, it was easy to dig out dirt about her and to follow her drama.
	Anthrocon was not far away and Megan started throwing tantrums about people who could afford to go to Anthrocon. She insulted and attacked ~~furries~~ who were planning on going to Anthrocon, and would block you if you even so much as dared attacking her back. She would message furries saying that she can't afford it, people get raped at Anthrocon, and that if she would only go if friends would pay for her hotel room. It did not take long before pages finally found out about Megan Schum and her dumb tantrums and her disgusting attitude.		Anthrocon was not far away and Megan started throwing tantrums about people who could afford to go to Anthrocon. She insulted and attacked furfags who were planning on going to Anthrocon, and would block you if you even so much as dared attacking her back. She would message furries saying that she can't afford it, insinuate that people get raped at Anthrocon, and that if she would only go if friends would pay for her hotel room. It did not take long before pages finally found out about Megan Schum and her dumb tantrums and her disgusting attitude.

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	== Drama : part 3 ==		== Drama : part 3 ==
	Since cringe pages started posting about Megan Schum people quickly started sharing stories with ~~eachother~~ and posting screenshots about what she ~~has~~ said to them. It quickly came to light that Megan Schum was even worse than what everybody thought. Not only did she trace and scam people but she also ~~DEMANDED~~ nudes from transgenders. She did not even bother asking for their age, she only cared about getting the nudes from (possibly underaged) transgenders.		Since cringe pages started posting about Megan Schum, people quickly started sharing stories with each other and posting screenshots about what she had said to them. It quickly came to light that Megan Schum was even worse than what everybody thought. Not only did she trace and scam people but she also demanded nudes from transgenders, using the guise of wanting "proof" of their mental disorder. She did not even bother asking for their age, she only cared about getting the nudes from ([[CP\|possibly underaged]]) [[Attention Whore\|transgenders.]]
	She also was a very ungrateful bitch when it came to art gifts of her fursona and would even BLOCK YOU after you finished her gift. It didn't even matter how good the art was, she always thought her art was better than yours and would at most reply with ''it's ok -.-'' before blocking you. This really pissed off furfags and the furfags started throwing tantrums : Megan Schum style.		She also was a very ungrateful bitch when it came to art gifts of her fursona and would even BLOCK YOU after you finished her gift. It didn't even matter how good the art was, she always thought her art was better than yours and would at most reply with ''it's ok -.-'' before blocking you. This really pissed off furfags and the furfags started throwing tantrums : Megan Schum style.
	People finally started posting bewares about her and her actions. However, don't forget : no matter what you do, there will always be atleast one white knight who will defend you till death. White knights found out about the Megan Schum beware picture and started defending her and they even admitted that they don't even know what Megan did but that they will defend her no matter what.		People finally started posting bewares about her and her actions. However, don't forget : no matter what you do, there will always be atleast one white knight who will defend you till death. White knights found out about the Megan Schum beware picture and started defending her and they even admitted that they don't even know what Megan did but that they will defend her no matter what.

imported>Rikufied at 06:11, 22 July 2015

2015-07-22T06:11:40Z

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imported>LulzKiller at 15:23, 20 July 2015

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	<br> [[File:Cuddlepaw.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|middle\|Penis the folfsky]]		<br> [[File:Cuddlepaw.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|middle\|Penis the folfsky]]
	Cuddle paws, also known as Megan Schum, is a 24 year old female [[weeaboo]]/[[wolfaboo]] [[brony]] [[furry]] from California.		Cuddle paws, also known as Megan Schum, is a 24 year old female [[weeaboo]]/[[wolfaboo]] [[brony]] [[furry]] from California.

imported>LulzKiller: /* Drama : part 5 */ don't do coming soon, this aint a tv series, make it or don't

2015-07-20T15:23:00Z

Drama : part 5: don't do coming soon, this aint a tv series, make it or don't

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 Ever since the bewares Megan Schum become yet again MORE popufur and became officialy a LOLCOW, everything what she said  was screenshotted and made fun of, or taking out of context. Since furries are naturally drawn to drama like how bees are drawn to honey it did not take long before Megan Schum finally broke down and ''apologized''. She even deleted the Cuddle paws Facebook page and deleted a shit ton of furries off of her list. However, being the furry that she is she missed the attention that she was getting and it took a 5 whole minutes to go back to being a dumbass. And so we were back at square 1. Megan remained quiet for a while and thus an admin of a cringe page decided to dig out her Twitter account and found some ''surprising'' stuff about Megan : she is into [[bestiality]], Disney characters and pony incest. You can find the screenshots [https://www.facebook.com/lifesaverasshole/posts/904081832993000 HERE]
 Her Twitter account is also her business account. Oh dear god why.
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imported>Sairino at 15:22, 20 July 2015

2015-07-20T15:22:09Z

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imported>Quail: /* Anthrocon */

2015-07-17T05:00:05Z

Anthrocon

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imported>Sairino: /* Your art & her art */

2015-07-16T20:19:59Z

Your art & her art

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	== Your art & her art ==		== Your art & her art ==
	As stated before, all Megan does is complain about your art being shit and it being overpriced, while in reality, it's the other way around.		As stated before, all Megan does is complain about your art being shit and it being overpriced, while in reality, it's the other way around.
	But not only that, Megan even has no shame when it comes to selling traced art. She doesn't even hide the fact that she traces other people's hard work and tries to profit from it.		But not only that, Megan even has no shame when it comes to selling traced art. She doesn't even hide the fact that she traces other people's hard work and tries to profit from it.

			Her art prices ranges from '''8 FUCKING DOLLARS''' to around '''50 dollars''', depending on what kind of <s>dildo to get assfucked with</s > art commission you want.

			Here's a list of what you can get together with the prices :
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			<s>Dragon dildos SMALL</s > /''' My little pony - 8$'''
			<s>Dragon dildo SMALL</s > / '''Fursona art - 8$'''
			<s>Dragon dildo MEDIUM </s > / '''Buttons - 12$'''
			<s>Dragon dildo LARGE </s > /''' T-shirt - 28$'''
			<s>Dragon dildo SPIKED </s > /''' Fursona badge - 50$'''

	== Anthrocon ==		== Anthrocon ==

imported>Sairino at 20:10, 16 July 2015

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 Her hips are so big that one side is staying in the US and the other side of her hips is currently staying in Russia.
 Her nose.. oh man.. her nose..
-I'm pretty sure they used her nose to spike through Dacula's heart.  That's how fucking big and spiky that thing is.
+I'm pretty sure they used her nose to spike through Dracula's heart.  That's how fucking big and spiky that thing is.
 If you thought that was bad then wait for the ultimate keks :
 Megan truly believes she's more popufur than Telephone and calls herself popufur even though her page only has around 300 likes. OMGUSH SO POPUFUR! n_n
 == Your art & her art ==