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	*[[Sora Del Corazon]] - Cuban sonicfag.		*[[Sora Del Corazon]] - Cuban sonicfag.
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	'''Cuba''' is a [[communist]]-run concentration camp for [[Spics]] and [[Arab]]s South of [[Florida]].		'''Cuba''' is a [[communist]]-run concentration camp for [[Spics]] and [[Arab]]s South of [[Florida]].

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			[[File:Elon che cuba.jpg\|right\|250px]]

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	'''Cuba''' is a [[communist]]-run concentration camp for [[Spics]] and [[~~Arab~~]]s South of [[Florida]].		'''Cuba''' is a [[communist]]-run concentration camp for [[Spics]] and [[Nigger]]s South of [[Florida]].

	==History==		==History==
	[http://www.historyofcuba.com/history/scaw/scaw1a.htm Concentration camps were invented between 1895 and 1897 by American scientists giving birth to what is now called Cuba].		[http://www.historyofcuba.com/history/scaw/scaw1a.htm Concentration camps were invented between 1895 and 1897 by American scientists giving birth to what is now called Cuba].

	After inventing it, Americans nation-built the country for east coasters to have [[Miami\|a place of debasing debauchery]] outside national jurisdiction to [[rape\|vacation]] without being indicted. Cuba used to have a pro-[[American]] puppet [[president]] in power and enjoyed a profitable economy of sex, tourism, bars, and nightclubs, all available to the average ~~Amerofag~~ visitor and provided by the average Cuban worker; serving the same geopolitical role as [[Thailand]] serves today to Europeans who actually have time to [[rape\|vacation]] like Americans did in the 20s. All the fun stopped when [[Fidel Castro]] commied up the place and drove away boatloads of [[white people\|white Cubans]] and all their [[Jew Gold]] to [[Miami]]. Everything stayed pretty much the same in terms of slave labor, although after the [[awesome\|Revolution]], rather than cater to the [[Mafia]], the people had to [[~~anal~~\|cater]] to Castro and his minions, and were forced to abandon their [[Voodoo\|traditional religions]] and proclaim Castro a deity. Castro made sure all his <s>people</s> cronies were happy, and was [[incest\|especially close]] to his brother Raul. The Jewnited States got pissed, so it sent a bunch of exiled Cubans to [[fail\|invade]] the island who instead got beaten back by Cuba's ragtag military and came home to inflate the electoral base that would eventually elect [[do not want\|Ronald Reagan]] president sealing the fate of the United States and its [[rape\|vacation]]-deprived populace.		After inventing it, Americans nation-built the country for east coasters to have [[Miami\|a place of debasing debauchery]] outside national jurisdiction to [[rape\|vacation]] without being indicted. Cuba used to have a pro-[[American]] puppet [[president]] in power and enjoyed a profitable economy of sex, tourism, bars, and nightclubs, all available to the average Amerifag visitor and provided by the average Cuban worker; serving the same geopolitical role as [[Thailand]] serves today to Europeans who actually have time to [[rape\|vacation]] like Americans did in the 20s. All the fun stopped when [[Fidel Castro]] commied up the place and drove away boatloads of [[white people\|white Cubans]] and all their [[Jew Gold]] to [[Miami]]. Everything stayed pretty much the same in terms of slave labor, although after the [[awesome\|Revolution]], rather than cater to the [[Mafia]], the people had to [[In the ass\|cater]] to Castro and his minions and were forced to abandon their [[Voodoo\|traditional religions]] and proclaim Castro their [[Waifu\|deity]]. Castro made sure all his <s>people</s> cronies were happy, and was [[incest\|especially close]] to his brother Raul. The Jewnited States got pissed, so it sent a bunch of exiled Cubans to [[fail\|invade]] the island who instead got [[Handjob\|beaten]] back by Cuba's ragtag military and came home to inflate the electoral base that would eventually elect [[do not want\|Ronald Reagan]] president sealing the fate of the United States and its [[rape\|vacation]]-deprived populace.

	==[http://www.absolutcaribe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/cuba-golf.jpg Cuba ~~today~~]==		==[http://www.absolutcaribe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/cuba-golf.jpg Cuba Today]==
	[[File:Cuba anime.jpg\|thumb\|right\|150px\|One of Cuba's anime forms.]]		[[File:Cuba anime.jpg\|thumb\|right\|150px\|One of Cuba's anime forms.]]
	Cuba is a thriving democracy nestled in a lush tropical paradise. Its white sandy beaches, brown soft bitches, and lack of American oily cetaceans elevates this providential island to number one destination to spend your golden years according to International Living Magazine[http://internationalliving.com/countries/other-countries/america/cuba/].		Cuba is a thriving democracy nestled in a lush tropical paradise. Its white sandy beaches, brown soft bitches, and lack of American oily cetaceans elevates this providential island to number one destination to spend your golden years according to International Living Magazine[http://internationalliving.com/countries/other-countries/america/cuba/].

	To more effectively assure clean sparse golf courses for Europeans, the government conveniently jails millions of [[niggers\|citizens]] in several cities, which are in fact filthy and crowded ~~ghettos~~ across the island. Havana, the largest ~~ghetto~~, has its people ~~working~~ maintaining all of Castro's palaces and [[alcohol\|Hemingway]]'s tavern. In Eastern Cuba, that is closer to [[Hell\|Haiti]], the Jew-run prison camp of [[Gitmo]] holds hundreds of prisoners ~~sent~~ there by the Americunts, all of them [[terrorist]] [[redundant\|Muslims]] fresh from the [[Middle East]] and [[Canada]]. It is supposed to be torturous hell there, although the owners of the prison fail to realize that it would be ~~better~~ simply to release them into Cuban society. The rest of the country is simply miles and miles of malaria-infested forests, sometimes dotted with tiny [[Africa\|Maroon]] villages. The inhabitants survive by [[Haiti\|cutting down trees and selling the wood]], causing major [[butthurt]] to [[Environmentalism\|envirofags]], who would rather they <s>starve</s> find something else to do like whoring themselves.		To more effectively assure clean sparse golf courses for Europeans, the government conveniently jails millions of [[niggers\|citizens]] in several cities, which are in fact filthy and crowded [[Ghetto\|shanty towns]] across the island. Havana, the largest one, has its people at work maintaining all of Castro's palaces and [[alcohol\|Hemingway]]'s tavern. In Eastern Cuba, that is closer to [[Hell\|Haiti]], the Jew-run prison camp of [[Gitmo]] holds hundreds of prisoners dumped there by the Americunts, all of them [[terrorist]] [[redundant\|Muslims]] fresh from the [[Middle East]] and [[Canada]]. It is supposed to be torturous hell there, although the owners of the prison fail to realize that it would be greater punishment simply to release them into Cuban society. The rest of the country is simply miles and miles of malaria-infested forests, sometimes dotted with tiny [[Africa\|Maroon]] villages. The inhabitants survive by [[Haiti\|cutting down trees and selling the wood]], causing major [[butthurt]] to [[Environmentalism\|envirofags]], who would rather they <s>starve</s> find something else to do, like whoring themselves.

	==Recent ~~lulz~~==		==Recent Lulz==
	[[File:Zidane pwns Castro.gif\|thumb\|Proper fucked!]]		[[File:Zidane pwns Castro.gif\|thumb\|Proper fucked!]]
	In 2006, Messianic Leader for Life Fidel Castro got really sick, and got even worse when he went to a Cuban hospital, so he let his brother Raul take over after the Cuban people [[W\|democratically elected him]]. Cuba has boosted its military forces with old [[~~Russian~~]] equipment and vehicles and has staged exercises all in an attempt to [[Internet tough guy\|warn the Yankee empire that the Cuban people are ready to resist any imperialist capitalist aggression against their homeland]].		In 2006, Messianic Leader for Life Fidel Castro got really sick, and got even worse when he went to a Cuban hospital, so he let his brother Raul take over after the Cuban people [[W\|democratically elected him]]. Cuba has boosted its military forces with decrepit, old [[Soviet]] equipment and vehicles and has staged exercises all in an attempt to [[Internet tough guy\|warn the Yankee empire that the Cuban people are ready to resist any imperialist capitalist aggression against their homeland]].

	==Current ~~government~~==		==Current Government==

	[[Image:ZZ Castro.jpg\|thumb\|'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man]]		[[Image:ZZ Castro.jpg\|thumb\|'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.]]

	*Religious ~~deity~~: [[Fidel Castro]], [[Fag\|Raul Castro]], [[Che Guevara]], [[Karl Marx]]		*Religious deities: [[Fidel Castro]], [[Fag\|Raul Castro]], [[Che Guevara]], [[Karl Marx]]
	*President: ~~Raul Castro~~		*President: Miguel Díaz-Canel
	*Prime Minister: Raul Castro		*Prime Minister: Raul Castro
	*Head of Parliament: ~~Raul Castro~~		*Head of Parliament: Esteban Lazo Hernández
	*Head of Supreme Court: ~~Raul Castro~~		*Head of Supreme Court: Rubén Remigio Ferro
	*Minister of Defense: Raul Castro		*Minister of Defense: Raul Castro
	*Minister of Education: Raul Castro		*Minister of Education: Raul Castro

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Paul in the Mall at 22:41, 24 February 2025

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imported>El Hombre Que Mierda Mismo. at 14:28, 7 June 2013

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