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	==The Begging==		==The Begging==
	Crystal recently made a [http://crystal-for-ever.deviantart.com/journal/13812735/ journal], begging for free gift art for her birthday. Which is hilarious, because like any popular Sonic Fanfaggot, she gets [[over 9000\|over 9000]] pieces of gift art a week. She is also holding a contest, which is another ploy at getting free gift art. The rules clearly state, in her words, that the "more entries you make, the better shot you have winning^^". A few people called her out on this, and for the fact that she has not finished her prize drawings for ~~the~~ the last contest she held. As predicted, she promptly hid the offending comments, and made another [http://crystal-for-ever.deviantart.com/journal/13827215/ journal], [[emo\|baaaaaaaaawing]] about the mean people that don't firmly press their lips to her asscheeks. She stated that she is [[BRB\|leaving for a long time]]. Maybe if she gets more comments, she will leave the internets foreverz. We can only hope.		Crystal recently made a [http://crystal-for-ever.deviantart.com/journal/13812735/ journal], begging for free gift art for her birthday. Which is hilarious, because like any popular Sonic Fanfaggot, she gets [[over 9000\|over 9000]] pieces of gift art a week. She is also holding a contest, which is another ploy at getting free gift art. The rules clearly state, in her words, that the "more entries you make, the better shot you have winning^^". A few people called her out on this, and for the fact that she has not finished her prize drawings for the last contest she held. As predicted, she promptly hid the offending comments, and made another [http://crystal-for-ever.deviantart.com/journal/13827215/ journal], [[emo\|baaaaaaaaawing]] about the mean people that don't firmly press their lips to her asscheeks. She stated that she is [[BRB\|leaving for a long time]]. Maybe if she gets more comments, she will leave the internets foreverz. We can only hope.

	Actually, stop hoping, get off your ass and start ripping on this bitch. Affirmative action!		Actually, stop hoping, get off your ass and start ripping on this bitch. Affirmative action!

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	In a recent journal Crystal asked the people of DA to please help her...by donating 42 US dollars to her, so that she could go out and play her little game [[Second Life]]. At this time she was supposed to be working on commissions and art for her contest winners (since 2006). A comment was struck up by one person stating,"Why the fuck are you asking for 42 bucks for a game when you're supposed to be working to finish your commissions? I mean Crystal come on. People are not paying you to sit on your lazy ass to play a game all day long. If you want the money get off your ass and work." The journal was soon deleted after a a few more comments from DA users were made.		In a recent journal Crystal asked the people of DA to please help her...by donating 42 US dollars to her, so that she could go out and play her little game [[Second Life]]. At this time she was supposed to be working on commissions and art for her contest winners (since 2006). A comment was struck up by one person stating,"Why the fuck are you asking for 42 bucks for a game when you're supposed to be working to finish your commissions? I mean Crystal come on. People are not paying you to sit on your lazy ass to play a game all day long. If you want the money get off your ass and work." The journal was soon deleted after a a few more comments from DA users were made.
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	===And a screencap to prove everything we've been saying===		===And a screencap to prove everything we've been saying===
	{{bigpic\|Furtherfuckingproof.JPG\|~~frame~~\|200\|Surprised?}}		{{bigpic\|Furtherfuckingproof.JPG\|950\|200\|Surprised?}}

	====Engaged====		====Engaged====
	And so, in what could be considered the conclusion to the long story of slutting it up and trading up the boyfriend tree- no, not really, remember who we're talking about here, this is never going to end. But, the editor digresses. You see, Crystal's new boy, the one she's known for all of, what, a month? Well, it turns out it's been much longer than that. You see, she's been plotting to go off and fuck this other guy for as long as six months while she had been with her prior heated cock, Lance. She was dating Lance for 9 months. It took three months for her to get bored, unless my math is off. Now, that's somewhat lulzy, but at the same time, old news; this is completely expected of a walking cocaine-coated snatch. The REALLY lulzy bit of this is actually in the form of her being engaged. Yes. After moving in and living with this taffykat or laffykay or crackheadedwhacknut, or Paul, or whatever the fuck his name is, or her name, or HIR name...where was I? Oh. After being with this...THING for all of a month, they are now...engaged. YES, you read that shit right, nigga, she's engaged to a guy who's only lived with for a month. But for a girl who has gone through as many guys as she's had in the course of two years (roughly the equivalent of how many oxygen atoms you inhale in twenty breaths of air), I suppose one month would be rather normal, wouldn't it? Anyway, we have some more screen-caps to show you doubting morons that this entire page is literally written with 100% good ol' fashioned lulzy truthiness. Enjoy.		And so, in what could be considered the conclusion to the long story of slutting it up and trading up the boyfriend tree- no, not really, remember who we're talking about here, this is never going to end. But, the editor digresses. You see, Crystal's new boy, the one she's known for all of, what, a month? Well, it turns out it's been much longer than that. You see, she's been plotting to go off and fuck this other guy for as long as six months while she had been with her prior heated cock, Lance. She was dating Lance for 9 months. It took three months for her to get bored, unless my math is off. Now, that's somewhat lulzy, but at the same time, old news; this is completely expected of a walking cocaine-coated snatch. The REALLY lulzy bit of this is actually in the form of her being engaged. Yes. After moving in and living with this taffykat or laffykay or crackheadedwhacknut, or Paul, or whatever the fuck his name is, or her name, or HIR name...where was I? Oh. After being with this...THING for all of a month, they are now...engaged. YES, you read that shit right, nigga, she's engaged to a guy who's only lived with for a month. But for a girl who has gone through as many guys as she's had in the course of two years (roughly the equivalent of how many oxygen atoms you inhale in twenty breaths of air), I suppose one month would be rather normal, wouldn't it? Anyway, we have some more screen-caps to show you doubting morons that this entire page is literally written with 100% good ol' fashioned lulzy truthiness. Enjoy.

	{{bigpic\|Engaged already.JPG\|~~frame~~\|200}}		{{bigpic\|Engaged already.JPG\|950\|200}}

	{{bigpic\|6 months huh.JPG\|~~frame~~\|200\|I would just like to point out, she mentions "improving" her "coloring techniques." You guys see any differences lately? I don't.}}		{{bigpic\|6 months huh.JPG\|950\|200\|I would just like to point out, she mentions "improving" her "coloring techniques." You guys see any differences lately? I don't.}}

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[Sheila Bowers]]		*[[Sheila Bowers]]
			*[[Jasonafex]]

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