Crysis - Revision history

imported>RaineAKALotto at 11:36, 16 October 2013

2013-10-16T11:36:17Z

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imported>RaineAKALotto at 11:36, 16 October 2013

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imported>RaineAKALotto at 11:36, 16 October 2013

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imported>RaineAKALotto at 11:36, 16 October 2013

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	==Multiplayer==		==Multiplayer==

	[[Image:CrysisChoke.jpg\|thumb\|~~Yes, you get~~ to ~~choke~~ [[Korean\|gooks]] in the game.]]		[[Image:CrysisChoke.jpg\|thumb\|The player's ability to strangle [[Korean\|gooks]] was a major selling point of the game.]]

	{{quote\|Full multiplayer strategies, including detailed overviews for all gameplay modes, and thorough tactical explorations of each multiplayer map.\|[[Lies]] that [[EA]] spreads on their websites.}}		{{quote\|Full multiplayer strategies, including detailed overviews for all gameplay modes, and thorough tactical explorations of each multiplayer map.\|[[Lies]] that [[EA]] spreads on their websites.}}

imported>Mike the Great: Reverted edits by LiteralKa (talk) to last revision by Ambient Malice

2013-02-08T18:37:38Z

Reverted edits by LiteralKa (talk) to last revision by Ambient Malice

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	==Storyline==		==Storyline==
	Basically, it is the same shit as ''Far Cry'' with a simple, shitty storyline involving aliens. Nomad, the main character in the game is sent on to an island that's loaded with [[Korean\|gooks]]. Throughout the game you have to kill tons of gooks to get to your objective. Suddenly, in the middle of the game, huge mechanical [[Tentacle rape\|tentacle monsters]] appears out of no where and kill everything by freezing things to death. The player miraculously does not die unlike everyone else everyone around him and saves the day. [[Disney\|The ending was a happy ending]]. The End.		Basically, it is the same shit as [[Far Cry]] with a simple, shitty storyline involving aliens. Nomad, the main character in the game is sent on to an island that's loaded with [[Korean\|gooks]]. Throughout the game you have to kill tons of gooks to get to your objective. Suddenly, in the middle of the game, huge mechanical [[Tentacle rape\|tentacle monsters]] appears out of no where and kill everything by freezing things to death. The player miraculously does not die unlike everyone else everyone around him and saves the day. [[Disney\|The ending was a happy ending]]. The End.

	[[Some argue]] that the story was a replica of ''Far Cry''. Both games, ''Far Cry'' and ''Crysis'', involved tons of [[Gooks\|foreigners]] and the gameplay style is the same. The only real difference is the graphics and different characters. Other than that, ''Crysis'' is the same shit as ''Far Cry''.		[[Some argue]] that the story was a replica of [[Far Cry]]. Both games, [[Far Cry]] and ''Crysis'', involved tons of [[Gooks\|foreigners]] and the gameplay style is the same. The only real difference is the graphics and different characters. Other than that, ''Crysis'' is the same shit as [[Far Cry]].

	The storyline for Crysis extremely thin and unimaginative, your average 5 year old could have thought up something better than this in about 15 minutes. The game was made to be used as a vehicle to sell graphics cards and other PC hardware. To put things simply, it's more of an interactive benchmark than an actual video game.		The storyline for Crysis extremely thin and unimaginative, your average 5 year old could have thought up something better than this in about 15 minutes. The game was made to be used as a vehicle to sell graphics cards and other PC hardware. To put things simply, it's more of an interactive benchmark than an actual video game.

imported>LiteralKa: Reverted edits by Ambient Malice (talk) to last revision by Gray

2013-02-08T15:52:42Z

Reverted edits by Ambient Malice (talk) to last revision by Gray

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	==Storyline==		==Storyline==
	Basically, it is the same shit as [[Far Cry]] with a simple, shitty storyline involving aliens. Nomad, the main character in the game is sent on to an island that's loaded with [[Korean\|gooks]]. Throughout the game you have to kill tons of gooks to get to your objective. Suddenly, in the middle of the game, huge mechanical [[Tentacle rape\|tentacle monsters]] appears out of no where and kill everything by freezing things to death. The player miraculously does not die unlike everyone else everyone around him and saves the day. [[Disney\|The ending was a happy ending]]. The End.		Basically, it is the same shit as ''Far Cry'' with a simple, shitty storyline involving aliens. Nomad, the main character in the game is sent on to an island that's loaded with [[Korean\|gooks]]. Throughout the game you have to kill tons of gooks to get to your objective. Suddenly, in the middle of the game, huge mechanical [[Tentacle rape\|tentacle monsters]] appears out of no where and kill everything by freezing things to death. The player miraculously does not die unlike everyone else everyone around him and saves the day. [[Disney\|The ending was a happy ending]]. The End.

	[[Some argue]] that the story was a replica of [[Far Cry]]. Both games, [[Far Cry]] and ''Crysis'', involved tons of [[Gooks\|foreigners]] and the gameplay style is the same. The only real difference is the graphics and different characters. Other than that, ''Crysis'' is the same shit as [[Far Cry]].		[[Some argue]] that the story was a replica of ''Far Cry''. Both games, ''Far Cry'' and ''Crysis'', involved tons of [[Gooks\|foreigners]] and the gameplay style is the same. The only real difference is the graphics and different characters. Other than that, ''Crysis'' is the same shit as ''Far Cry''.

	The storyline for Crysis extremely thin and unimaginative, your average 5 year old could have thought up something better than this in about 15 minutes. The game was made to be used as a vehicle to sell graphics cards and other PC hardware. To put things simply, it's more of an interactive benchmark than an actual video game.		The storyline for Crysis extremely thin and unimaginative, your average 5 year old could have thought up something better than this in about 15 minutes. The game was made to be used as a vehicle to sell graphics cards and other PC hardware. To put things simply, it's more of an interactive benchmark than an actual video game.

imported>Ambient Malice: crosslinked Far Cry

2013-02-08T06:14:31Z

crosslinked Far Cry

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	==Storyline==		==Storyline==
	Basically, it is the same shit as ''Far Cry'' with a simple, shitty storyline involving aliens. Nomad, the main character in the game is sent on to an island that's loaded with [[Korean\|gooks]]. Throughout the game you have to kill tons of gooks to get to your objective. Suddenly, in the middle of the game, huge mechanical [[Tentacle rape\|tentacle monsters]] appears out of no where and kill everything by freezing things to death. The player miraculously does not die unlike everyone else everyone around him and saves the day. [[Disney\|The ending was a happy ending]]. The End.		Basically, it is the same shit as [[Far Cry]] with a simple, shitty storyline involving aliens. Nomad, the main character in the game is sent on to an island that's loaded with [[Korean\|gooks]]. Throughout the game you have to kill tons of gooks to get to your objective. Suddenly, in the middle of the game, huge mechanical [[Tentacle rape\|tentacle monsters]] appears out of no where and kill everything by freezing things to death. The player miraculously does not die unlike everyone else everyone around him and saves the day. [[Disney\|The ending was a happy ending]]. The End.

	[[Some argue]] that the story was a replica of ''Far Cry''. Both games, ''Far Cry'' and ''Crysis'', involved tons of [[Gooks\|foreigners]] and the gameplay style is the same. The only real difference is the graphics and different characters. Other than that, ''Crysis'' is the same shit as ''Far Cry''.		[[Some argue]] that the story was a replica of [[Far Cry]]. Both games, [[Far Cry]] and ''Crysis'', involved tons of [[Gooks\|foreigners]] and the gameplay style is the same. The only real difference is the graphics and different characters. Other than that, ''Crysis'' is the same shit as [[Far Cry]].

	The storyline for Crysis extremely thin and unimaginative, your average 5 year old could have thought up something better than this in about 15 minutes. The game was made to be used as a vehicle to sell graphics cards and other PC hardware. To put things simply, it's more of an interactive benchmark than an actual video game.		The storyline for Crysis extremely thin and unimaginative, your average 5 year old could have thought up something better than this in about 15 minutes. The game was made to be used as a vehicle to sell graphics cards and other PC hardware. To put things simply, it's more of an interactive benchmark than an actual video game.

imported>Gray: /* Weaponry */

2012-09-10T19:49:29Z

Weaponry

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	*''Gauss Rifle'' - [[Some argue\|Considered]] the most powerful weapon in the game. Ironically, a Gauss gun [[irl]] cannot kill anything and is less powerful than a BB gun. LIES!		*''Gauss Rifle'' - [[Some argue\|Considered]] the most powerful weapon in the game. Ironically, a Gauss gun [[irl]] cannot kill anything and is less powerful than a BB gun. LIES!

	*''Hurricane Minigun'' - Great to ~~[[Rainforest\|~~mow down forests]] and [[The man\|lay down the law]].		*''Hurricane Minigun'' - Great to mow down forests and [[The man\|lay down the law]].

	*''Rocket Launcher'' - [[Typical]] rocket launcher. The missiles are laz0r guided, but that sucks because the player will normally [[Dumbass\|forget this feature]] and point down to where they are. This creates a virtual [[an hero]] experience when the player dies. [[C-NOTE\|They have occasionally been confused with AWPs.]]		*''Rocket Launcher'' - [[Typical]] rocket launcher. The missiles are laz0r guided, but that sucks because the player will normally [[Dumbass\|forget this feature]] and point down to where they are. This creates a virtual [[an hero]] experience when the player dies. [[C-NOTE\|They have occasionally been confused with AWPs.]]

imported>Monty: /* Multiplayer */ Added link to Punkbuster

2012-08-11T09:22:13Z

Multiplayer: Added link to Punkbuster

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	There is a multiplayer option within the game, but when you join a game you are bound to get [[Rape\|raped]]. Most people that play multiplayer are "[[Old\|normies]]" to it. In other words, they have been playing the game ever since it came out, non-stop, and know everything about it. The game becomes not fun for [[Noob\|noobs]] which makes them reside in the game's [[Irc\|chatroom]].		There is a multiplayer option within the game, but when you join a game you are bound to get [[Rape\|raped]]. Most people that play multiplayer are "[[Old\|normies]]" to it. In other words, they have been playing the game ever since it came out, non-stop, and know everything about it. The game becomes not fun for [[Noob\|noobs]] which makes them reside in the game's [[Irc\|chatroom]].

	One of the extra programs that came with the game is Punkbuster. In a nutshell, this program acts as a [[1984\|big brother]], but more [[Retard\|retarded]]. Punkbuster was designed to kick hackers out of the game, but instead kicks legitimate players out of the game and [[Germany\|<i>enforces</i> hacking]]. Most servers do not have this feature on them anymore due to people not joining the servers.		One of the extra programs that came with the game is [[Punkbuster]]. In a nutshell, this program acts as a [[1984\|big brother]], but more [[Retard\|retarded]]. Punkbuster was designed to kick hackers out of the game, but instead kicks legitimate players out of the game and [[Germany\|<i>enforces</i> hacking]]. Most servers do not have this feature on them anymore due to people not joining the servers.

	Not only does Punkbuster do all of this when the game is installed, it also runs as a background process on the user's computer. Not only does this slow down the computer, but it also allows loopholes for a computer to be completely fucked up and patching in the background! [[Ghey\|Wonderful]]!		Not only does Punkbuster do all of this when the game is installed, it also runs as a background process on the user's computer. Not only does this slow down the computer, but it also allows loopholes for a computer to be completely fucked up and patching in the background! [[Ghey\|Wonderful]]!

imported>Mattuiop: /* Related Articles */

2011-12-21T17:35:04Z

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	==Related Articles==		==Related Articles==
			*[[Crysis 2]]
	*[[PC Gamer]]		*[[PC Gamer]]
	*[[Gamer]]		*[[Gamer]]

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	*''Gauss Rifle'' - [[Some argue\|Considered]] the most powerful weapon in the game. Ironically, a Gauss gun [[irl]] cannot kill anything and is less powerful than a BB gun. LIES!		*''Gauss Rifle'' - [[Some argue\|Considered]] the most powerful weapon in the game. Ironically, a Gauss gun [[irl]] cannot kill anything and is less powerful than a BB gun. LIES!

	*''Hurricane Minigun'' - Great to ~~[[Rainforest\|~~mow down forests]] and [[The man\|lay down the law]].		*''Hurricane Minigun'' - Great to mow down forests and [[The man\|lay down the law]].

	*''Rocket Launcher'' - [[Typical]] rocket launcher. The missiles are laz0r guided, but that sucks because the player will normally [[Dumbass\|forget this feature]] and point down to where they are. This creates a virtual [[an hero]] experience when the player dies. [[C-NOTE\|They have occasionally been confused with AWPs.]]		*''Rocket Launcher'' - [[Typical]] rocket launcher. The missiles are laz0r guided, but that sucks because the player will normally [[Dumbass\|forget this feature]] and point down to where they are. This creates a virtual [[an hero]] experience when the player dies. [[C-NOTE\|They have occasionally been confused with AWPs.]]

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	There is a multiplayer option within the game, but when you join a game you are bound to get [[Rape\|raped]]. Most people that play multiplayer are "[[Old\|normies]]" to it. In other words, they have been playing the game ever since it came out, non-stop, and know everything about it. The game becomes not fun for [[Noob\|noobs]] which makes them reside in the game's [[Irc\|chatroom]].		There is a multiplayer option within the game, but when you join a game you are bound to get [[Rape\|raped]]. Most people that play multiplayer are "[[Old\|normies]]" to it. In other words, they have been playing the game ever since it came out, non-stop, and know everything about it. The game becomes not fun for [[Noob\|noobs]] which makes them reside in the game's [[Irc\|chatroom]].

	One of the extra programs that came with the game is Punkbuster. In a nutshell, this program acts as a [[1984\|big brother]], but more [[Retard\|retarded]]. Punkbuster was designed to kick hackers out of the game, but instead kicks legitimate players out of the game and [[Germany\|<i>enforces</i> hacking]]. Most servers do not have this feature on them anymore due to people not joining the servers.		One of the extra programs that came with the game is [[Punkbuster]]. In a nutshell, this program acts as a [[1984\|big brother]], but more [[Retard\|retarded]]. Punkbuster was designed to kick hackers out of the game, but instead kicks legitimate players out of the game and [[Germany\|<i>enforces</i> hacking]]. Most servers do not have this feature on them anymore due to people not joining the servers.

	Not only does Punkbuster do all of this when the game is installed, it also runs as a background process on the user's computer. Not only does this slow down the computer, but it also allows loopholes for a computer to be completely fucked up and patching in the background! [[Ghey\|Wonderful]]!		Not only does Punkbuster do all of this when the game is installed, it also runs as a background process on the user's computer. Not only does this slow down the computer, but it also allows loopholes for a computer to be completely fucked up and patching in the background! [[Ghey\|Wonderful]]!