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	== Resources ==		== Resources ==

	*{{~~youtube2~~\|IanCrossland\|Crossmack as IanCrossland on Youtube}}		*{{yt\|cu\|IanCrossland\|Crossmack as IanCrossland on Youtube}}
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|crossmack\|Crossmack on YouTube}} (His original account)		*{{yt\|cu\|crossmack\|Crossmack on YouTube}} (His original account)
	*{{myspace\|crossmack\|Crossmack on Myspace}}		*{{myspace\|crossmack\|Crossmack on Myspace}}
	*[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2423993/ Crossmack on IMDB, lulz!]		*[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2423993/ Crossmack on IMDB, lulz!]

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	[[Image:Crossmack.jpg\|thumb\|right\|210px\|lol dongs.]]		[[Image:Crossmack.jpg\|thumb\|right\|210px\|lol dongs.]]
	[[Crossmack]], or '''Ian Crossland''' is a moderately prominent [[YouTube]] person, [[e-psychiatrist]] nonpareil, professional actor, and e-philosopher who understands "'''THE POWER OF ONLINE VIDEO COMMUNICATION'''". [[All_caps\|Ian]] is prone to philosophizing about any topic imaginable, from Jesus's half-black ancestry to the future of online communication: connecting to the internet with our [[All_caps\|MINDS]]. His drug-induced ramblings are amusing to watch while basking in the afterglow of just having jacked off, as [[All_caps\|Ian]] believes himself on par with the greatest existentialist intellectuals of the 19th century, despite the fact that he's nothing but a [[All_caps\|drug-addled hippie with an ego the size of Montana]]. Ian admits that the [[United States]] is a [[macrocosm]] of a single person ([[PROTIP]]: look up "macrocosm"). Ultimately, it is assumed that Crossmack is the 21st century digital '''sybok''' jesus christ-neo.		[[Crossmack]], or [[Powerword\|'''Ian Crossland''']] is a moderately prominent [[YouTube]] person, [[e-psychiatrist]] nonpareil, professional actor, and e-philosopher who understands "'''THE POWER OF ONLINE VIDEO COMMUNICATION'''". [[All_caps\|Ian]] is prone to philosophizing about any topic imaginable, from Jesus's half-black ancestry to the future of online communication: connecting to the internet with our [[All_caps\|MINDS]]. His drug-induced ramblings are amusing to watch while basking in the afterglow of just having jacked off, as [[All_caps\|Ian]] believes himself on par with the greatest existentialist intellectuals of the 19th century, despite the fact that he's nothing but a [[All_caps\|drug-addled hippie with an ego the size of Montana]]. Ian admits that the [[United States]] is a [[macrocosm]] of a single person ([[PROTIP]]: look up "macrocosm"). Ultimately, it is assumed that Crossmack is the 21st century digital '''sybok''' jesus christ-neo.

	{{quote\|The sixth dimension is a pool of thought and gravity.\|Crossmack, on Stickam}}		{{quote\|The sixth dimension is a pool of thought and gravity.\|Crossmack, on Stickam}}

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	{{quote\|I gotta stop making these videos... I watched Ian Crossland The Movie and it was like, me being all [[stoned]]. Ian Crossland The Movie is about a guy, this stoner, [[lie\|that's not me.]] }}		{{quote\|I gotta stop making these videos... I watched Ian Crossland The Movie and it was like, me being all [[stoned]]. Ian Crossland The Movie is about a guy, this stoner, [[lie\|that's not me.]] }}

			==Best of Crossmack: Spirangulation of the Spaceship in the Ether==
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	==Other Macrocosms==		==Other Macrocosms==
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	*Crossmack "acted" in a public service announcement for the "church" of [[scientology]] along with the orignal Yellow Ranger from [[Power Rangers]].		*Crossmack "acted" in a public service announcement for the "church" of [[scientology]] along with the orignal Yellow Ranger from [[Power Rangers]].
	*Ian is often trolled by the compulsive liar, wannabe-hacker and [[jenkem]] user [[AaronEverettLand]].		*Ian is often trolled by the compulsive liar, wannabe-hacker and [[jenkem]] user [[AaronEverettLand]].
	*According to Cinema ~~Confediential~~, Crossmack is auditioning in J.J. Abrams' Stark Trek XI for a small on scene role as '''Sybok''' (in his early years) [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_XI]		*According to Cinema Confidential, Crossmack is auditioning in J.J. Abrams' Stark Trek XI for a small on scene role as '''Sybok''' (in his early years) [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_XI]

	==Gallery of Crossmackery==		==Gallery of Crossmackery==

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	==Quotes==		==Quotes==
	[[Image:CrossmackwantsaTVshow.png\|thumb\|right\|"I want a TV Show on ABC where i can talk about fucking and drugs. My personal ~~experince~~ with Sex, and Drugs, and Lies, and Alcohol."]]		[[Image:CrossmackwantsaTVshow.png\|thumb\|right\|"I want a TV Show on ABC where i can talk about fucking and drugs. My personal experience with Sex, and Drugs, and Lies, and Alcohol."]]
	~~{{quote\|Every man is gay. Every person wants to have sex with everybody.\|Crossmack, on Stickam}}~~

	{{quote\|[[~~AIDS~~]] is ~~a state of mind.~~..}}		On religion:

			{{quote\|Christ looked at things from the perspective of the 6th dimension.}}

			{{quote\|We are all our own Messiah.}}

			{{quote\|Buddhist monks are too extreme.}}

			On [[sex]]:

			{{quote\|Every man is gay. Every person wants to have sex with everybody.}}

	{{quote\|~~mine~~ the ~~moon\|Ian~~}}		{{quote\|I'm definitely interested in having sex with guys. I think about it. I've been thinking about it, and like my body wants it. But I see the destructive nature of sex in general and I can only imagine that if I have start having sex with guys it would be like shooting up fucking heroin. I'm just going to want it.}}

	{{quote\|~~we are fucked!!!! we have to move now! BUILD THE SPACE PROGRAM! YOU~~'~~RE A HUMAN FOCUS!!!!\|Ian Crossland~~}}		[[Image:APussyisGross.png \|thumb\|left\|On the Vagina: "A pussy is gross, but it feels good when you put your dick inside it."]]
			{{quote\|Everyone does it, but no one talks about it. I'd talk about it on television. I want a [[TV]] show on [[ABC]] where i can talk about [[fucking]] and drugs...My personal experience with [[sex]], and [[drugs]], and [[lies]], and [[alcohol]].}}

	{{quote~~\|When I watch myself on video, I see myself and realize I'm an Ignorant Fool~~\|[[~~Crossmack~~]]}}		{{quote\|[[truth\|A pussy is gross, but it feels good when you put your dick inside it]]}}
	~~{{quote\|Christ looked at things from the perspective of the 6th dimension.\|Crossmack, on Stickam~~}}

	{{quote\|~~[[Star Trek\|Let us explore it~~..~~. together. Each man hides~~ a ~~secret pain. It must be exposed and reckoned with. It must be dragged from the darkness and forced into the light. Share your pain. Share your pain with me~~... and ~~gain strength from~~ the ~~sharing.~~..]]}}		{{quote\|It’s OK to fuck someone. Anyone. Well, that’s a little extreme because then I was like an adult fucking a child. It’s not that it’s wrong. There’s no wrong. It’s just aggressive and it’s going to cause a lot of chaos in the people’s lives. Unless they completely openly accept everything.}}

			On AIDS:

	{{quote\|~~Buddhist monks are too extreme~~.}}		{{quote\|[[AIDS]] is a state of mind...}}

	{{quote\|HIV does not cause [[AIDS]]...healing the fear of the people that believe what they are told, at face value, by the scientific community. Do not be afraid of what they tell you. Question it.}}		{{quote\|HIV does not cause [[AIDS]]...healing the fear of the people that believe what they are told, at face value, by the scientific community. Do not be afraid of what they tell you. Question it.}}

	~~"I'm concerned about~~ the ~~planet..and we can't wait around for the government."~~		On the environment:

	~~"We are all our own Messiah."~~		{{quote\|mine the moon}}

	*[http://www.~~youtube~~.~~com/watch?v=eAmB7lcuhVY Live Stickam Quotes]~~		{{quote\|I'm concerned about the planet..and we can't wait around for the government.}}

	~~"I think the words start it."~~		{{quote\|we are fucked!!!! we have to move now! BUILD THE SPACE PROGRAM! YOU'RE A HUMAN FOCUS!!!!}}

	~~"I AM NOT ON CASH SURFERS DOT COM !!!!"~~		{{quote\|We need to spread English.\|On how to solve global warming}}

	~~"We all just give it to each other without realising it."~~		On the problem of threats from authority during civil disobedience:

	~~"I seem ignorant~~. ~~I am ignorant, that~~'~~s the thing."~~		{{quote\|So what happens if they kill you, it only makes you stronger. We're all gonna die someday!}}

	~~"Being on youtube is power."~~		On fact:

	~~To solve global warming :~~		{{quote\|When I watch myself on video, I see myself and realize I'm an Ignorant Fool}}

	~~"We need to spread English~~."		{{quote\|I seem ignorant. I am ignorant, that's the thing.}}

	~~On the problem of threats from~~		Misc Ian Crossland wisdom:
	~~authority during Civil Disobedience~~ :

	~~"So what happens if they kill you,~~ it ~~only makes you stronger~~. ~~We're all gonna die someday!"~~		{{quote\|[[Star Trek\|Let us explore it... together. Each man hides a secret pain. It must be exposed and reckoned with. It must be dragged from the darkness and forced into the light. Share your pain. Share your pain with me... and gain strength from the sharing...]]}}

	*[http://www.~~youtube~~.~~com/watch?v=G38OHIpkDuY More Live Stickam Quotes~~]

	~~On [[sex]]:~~		{{quote\|Being on youtube is power.}}

	~~"Everyone does it, but no one talks about it. I'd talk about it on television.~~		{{quote\|We all just give it to each other without realising it.}}
	~~I want a [[TV]] show on [[ABC]] where i can talk about [[fucking]] and drugs...My personal~~
	~~experience with [[sex]], and [[drugs]], and [[lies]], and [[alcohol]].~~
	~~[[Image:APussyisGross.png~~ \|~~thumb\|left\|On the Vagina: "A pussy is gross, but~~ it ~~feels good when you put your dick inside~~ it.~~"]]~~
	*[http://www.stickam.com/editMediaComment.do?method=load&mId=174455742 Even More...]

	~~On the [[Vagina]] :~~		{{quote\|I AM NOT ON CASH SURFERS DOT COM!!!!}}

	~~"[[truth~~\|~~A Pussy is gross, but~~ it ~~feels good when you put your dick inside it]]"~~		{{quote\|I think the words start it.}}

	==CrossMackian Theory==		==CrossMackian Theory==

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Resources

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	*{{youtube2\|IanCrossland\|Crossmack as IanCrossland on Youtube}}		*{{youtube2\|IanCrossland\|Crossmack as IanCrossland on Youtube}}
	*{{youtube2\|crossmack\|Crossmack on YouTube}} (His original account)		*{{youtube2\|crossmack\|Crossmack on YouTube}} (His original account)
	*[http://www.livevideo.com/IanCrossland Crossmack on '''LIVE VIDEO''']
	*{{myspace\|crossmack\|Crossmack on Myspace}}		*{{myspace\|crossmack\|Crossmack on Myspace}}
	*[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2423993/ Crossmack on IMDB, lulz!]		*[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2423993/ Crossmack on IMDB, lulz!]

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	[[Image:Crossmack.jpg\|thumb\|right\|210px\|lol dongs.]]		[[Image:Crossmack.jpg\|thumb\|right\|210px\|lol dongs.]]
	[[Crossmack]], or '''Ian Crossland''' is a moderately prominent [[YouTube]] person, [[e-psychiatrist]] nonpareil, professional actor, and e-philosopher who understands "'''THE POWER OF ONLINE VIDEO COMMUNICATION'''". [[All_caps\|Ian]] is prone to philosophizing about any topic imaginable, from Jesus's half-black ancestry to the future of online communication: connecting to the internet with our [[All_caps\|MINDS]]. His drug-induced ramblings are amusing to watch while basking in the afterglow of just having jacked off, as [[All_caps\|Ian]] believes himself on par with the greatest existentialist intellectuals of the 19th century, despite the fact that he's nothing but a [[All_caps\|drug-addled hippie with an ego the size of Montana]]. Ian admits that the [[United States]] is a [[macrocosm]] of a single person ([[PROTIP]]: look up "macrocosm"). Ultimately, it is assumed that Crossmack is the 21st century digital '''sybok''' jesus christ-neo.		[[Crossmack]], or [[Powerword\|'''Ian Crossland''']] is a moderately prominent [[YouTube]] person, [[e-psychiatrist]] nonpareil, professional actor, and e-philosopher who understands "'''THE POWER OF ONLINE VIDEO COMMUNICATION'''". [[All_caps\|Ian]] is prone to philosophizing about any topic imaginable, from Jesus's half-black ancestry to the future of online communication: connecting to the internet with our [[All_caps\|MINDS]]. His drug-induced ramblings are amusing to watch while basking in the afterglow of just having jacked off, as [[All_caps\|Ian]] believes himself on par with the greatest existentialist intellectuals of the 19th century, despite the fact that he's nothing but a [[All_caps\|drug-addled hippie with an ego the size of Montana]]. Ian admits that the [[United States]] is a [[macrocosm]] of a single person ([[PROTIP]]: look up "macrocosm"). Ultimately, it is assumed that Crossmack is the 21st century digital '''sybok''' jesus christ-neo.

	{{quote\|The sixth dimension is a pool of thought and gravity.\|Crossmack, on Stickam}}		{{quote\|The sixth dimension is a pool of thought and gravity.\|Crossmack, on Stickam}}

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	==Quotes==		==Quotes==
	[[Image:CrossmackwantsaTVshow.png\|thumb\|right\|"I want a TV Show on ABC where i can talk about fucking and drugs. My personal ~~experince~~ with Sex, and Drugs, and Lies, and Alcohol."]]		[[Image:CrossmackwantsaTVshow.png\|thumb\|right\|"I want a TV Show on ABC where i can talk about fucking and drugs. My personal experience with Sex, and Drugs, and Lies, and Alcohol."]]
	~~{{quote\|Every man is gay. Every person wants to have sex with everybody.\|Crossmack, on Stickam}}~~

	{{quote\|[[~~AIDS~~]] is ~~a state of mind.~~..}}		On religion:

			{{quote\|Christ looked at things from the perspective of the 6th dimension.}}

			{{quote\|We are all our own Messiah.}}

			{{quote\|Buddhist monks are too extreme.}}

			On [[sex]]:

			{{quote\|Every man is gay. Every person wants to have sex with everybody.}}

	{{quote\|~~mine~~ the ~~moon\|Ian~~}}		{{quote\|I'm definitely interested in having sex with guys. I think about it. I've been thinking about it, and like my body wants it. But I see the destructive nature of sex in general and I can only imagine that if I have start having sex with guys it would be like shooting up fucking heroin. I'm just going to want it.}}

	{{quote\|~~we are fucked!!!! we have to move now! BUILD THE SPACE PROGRAM! YOU~~'~~RE A HUMAN FOCUS!!!!\|Ian Crossland~~}}		[[Image:APussyisGross.png \|thumb\|left\|On the Vagina: "A pussy is gross, but it feels good when you put your dick inside it."]]
			{{quote\|Everyone does it, but no one talks about it. I'd talk about it on television. I want a [[TV]] show on [[ABC]] where i can talk about [[fucking]] and drugs...My personal experience with [[sex]], and [[drugs]], and [[lies]], and [[alcohol]].}}

	{{quote~~\|When I watch myself on video, I see myself and realize I'm an Ignorant Fool~~\|[[~~Crossmack~~]]}}		{{quote\|[[truth\|A pussy is gross, but it feels good when you put your dick inside it]]}}
	~~{{quote\|Christ looked at things from the perspective of the 6th dimension.\|Crossmack, on Stickam~~}}

	{{quote\|~~[[Star Trek\|Let us explore it~~..~~. together. Each man hides~~ a ~~secret pain. It must be exposed and reckoned with. It must be dragged from the darkness and forced into the light. Share your pain. Share your pain with me~~... and ~~gain strength from~~ the ~~sharing.~~..]]}}		{{quote\|It’s OK to fuck someone. Anyone. Well, that’s a little extreme because then I was like an adult fucking a child. It’s not that it’s wrong. There’s no wrong. It’s just aggressive and it’s going to cause a lot of chaos in the people’s lives. Unless they completely openly accept everything.}}

			On AIDS:

	{{quote\|~~Buddhist monks are too extreme~~.}}		{{quote\|[[AIDS]] is a state of mind...}}

	{{quote\|HIV does not cause [[AIDS]]...healing the fear of the people that believe what they are told, at face value, by the scientific community. Do not be afraid of what they tell you. Question it.}}		{{quote\|HIV does not cause [[AIDS]]...healing the fear of the people that believe what they are told, at face value, by the scientific community. Do not be afraid of what they tell you. Question it.}}

	~~"I'm concerned about~~ the ~~planet..and we can't wait around for the government."~~		On the environment:

	~~"We are all our own Messiah."~~		{{quote\|mine the moon}}

	*[http://www.~~youtube~~.~~com/watch?v=eAmB7lcuhVY Live Stickam Quotes]~~		{{quote\|I'm concerned about the planet..and we can't wait around for the government.}}

	~~"I think the words start it."~~		{{quote\|we are fucked!!!! we have to move now! BUILD THE SPACE PROGRAM! YOU'RE A HUMAN FOCUS!!!!}}

	~~"I AM NOT ON CASH SURFERS DOT COM !!!!"~~		{{quote\|We need to spread English.\|On how to solve global warming}}

	~~"We all just give it to each other without realising it."~~		On the problem of threats from authority during civil disobedience:

	~~"I seem ignorant~~. ~~I am ignorant, that~~'~~s the thing."~~		{{quote\|So what happens if they kill you, it only makes you stronger. We're all gonna die someday!}}

	~~"Being on youtube is power."~~		On fact:

	~~To solve global warming :~~		{{quote\|When I watch myself on video, I see myself and realize I'm an Ignorant Fool}}

	~~"We need to spread English~~."		{{quote\|I seem ignorant. I am ignorant, that's the thing.}}

	~~On the problem of threats from~~		Misc Ian Crossland wisdom:
	~~authority during Civil Disobedience~~ :

	~~"So what happens if they kill you,~~ it ~~only makes you stronger~~. ~~We're all gonna die someday!"~~		{{quote\|[[Star Trek\|Let us explore it... together. Each man hides a secret pain. It must be exposed and reckoned with. It must be dragged from the darkness and forced into the light. Share your pain. Share your pain with me... and gain strength from the sharing...]]}}

	*[http://www.~~youtube~~.~~com/watch?v=G38OHIpkDuY More Live Stickam Quotes~~]

	~~On [[sex]]:~~		{{quote\|Being on youtube is power.}}

	~~"Everyone does it, but no one talks about it. I'd talk about it on television.~~		{{quote\|We all just give it to each other without realising it.}}
	~~I want a [[TV]] show on [[ABC]] where i can talk about [[fucking]] and drugs...My personal~~
	~~experience with [[sex]], and [[drugs]], and [[lies]], and [[alcohol]].~~
	~~[[Image:APussyisGross.png~~ \|~~thumb\|left\|On the Vagina: "A pussy is gross, but~~ it ~~feels good when you put your dick inside~~ it.~~"]]~~
	*[http://www.stickam.com/editMediaComment.do?method=load&mId=174455742 Even More...]

	~~On the [[Vagina]] :~~		{{quote\|I AM NOT ON CASH SURFERS DOT COM!!!!}}

	~~"[[truth~~\|~~A Pussy is gross, but~~ it ~~feels good when you put your dick inside it]]"~~		{{quote\|I think the words start it.}}

	==CrossMackian Theory==		==CrossMackian Theory==