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Mercifulfag: /* How to troll ingame */

2026-04-09T18:34:35Z

How to troll ingame

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	#Any Game mode(except ZM)		#Any Game mode(except ZM)
	##Camp		##Camp
	##~~Kick~~ Vote the best player on your team. If it doesn't go through, leave and come back so your vote kicks are refreshed.		##Vote kick the best player on your team. If it doesn't go through, leave and come back so your vote kicks are refreshed.
	##Glitch into a box. Your enemies will not be able to see you, but you will be able to see them.		##Glitch into a box. Your enemies will not be able to see you, but you will be able to see them.
	##Hack		##Hack

Mercifulfag: /* Egy's, Turks, and other Arabs */

2026-04-09T18:32:56Z

Egy's, Turks, and other Arabs

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	=== [[Egypt\|Egy]]'s, [[Turks]], and other Arabs ===		=== [[Egypt\|Egy]]'s, [[Turks]], and other Arabs ===

	[[~~Arab~~]]s are the cancer that is slowly killing Crossfire. They play in both US and UK based servers.		[[Arabs]] are the cancer that is slowly killing Crossfire. They play in both US and UK based servers.

	'''This is how to easily identify an Arab in game:'''		'''This is how to easily identify an Arab in game:'''
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	#Do not have a rank higher than 2nd LT.		#Do not have a rank higher than 2nd LT.
	#Have the inability to frag unless hacking		#Have the inability to frag unless hacking
	#Type gibberish or lulzy broken English in the chat box		#Type gibberish or [[lulzy]] broken English in the chat box
	#Do not know how to vote kick		#Do not know how to vote kick
	#Will constantly message you and ask to trade accounts		#Will constantly message you and ask to trade accounts
	#Will attempt to pick up any weapon that looks special after it is dropped. They don't understand that you don't have to freeze and actually be looking at the gun when attempting to switch it with their own. This can create some potentially [[~~lulz~~]]y situations whereas you can drop your gun (Assuming it's something that requires more than just GP to acquire) and use it as bait. For more information on how to accomplish this, see the "How to troll" section of this article.		#Will attempt to pick up any weapon that looks special after it is dropped. They don't understand that you don't have to freeze and actually be looking at the gun when attempting to switch it with their own. This can create some potentially [[lulzy]] situations whereas you can drop your gun (Assuming it's something that requires more than just GP to acquire) and use it as bait. For more information on how to accomplish this, see the "How to troll" section of this article.

	The highest concentration of hackers come from the Middle East, as most of them are so bad at the game, it's the only way they can play. Many Egyptians are supportive of their fellow countrymen, even if they are hacking blatantly. If you try to kick the hax0r, they will respond by kicking you in return and the vote will go through. The hacking situation has gotten to a point where many are demanding that Z8Games IP ban all of [[Egypt]] and [[Turkey]], but teh [[Jew]]z at Z8 know that a large part of their server population comes from their Arabian friends and will never do such a thing!		The highest concentration of hackers come from the Middle East, as most of them are so bad at the game, it's the only way they can play. Many Egyptians are supportive of their fellow countrymen, even if they are hacking blatantly. If you try to kick the hax0r, they will respond by kicking you in return and the vote will go through. The hacking situation has gotten to a point where many are demanding that Z8Games IP ban all of [[Egypt]] and [[Turkey]], but teh [[Jew]]z at Z8 know that a large part of their server population comes from their Arabian friends and will never do such a thing!
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	It is reputed that internet cafes in Egypt install the latest Crossfire hacks and advertise them as a "Perk". Pay a little extra money, get a hack, and ruin what little [[fun]] the game has in it for everyone else.		It is reputed that internet cafes in Egypt install the latest Crossfire hacks and advertise them as a "Perk". Pay a little extra money, get a hack, and ruin what little [[fun]] the game has in it for everyone else.

	[[Last Thursday]], a mob of these [[angry]] [[arab\|towel-heads]] took to the forums to report an absolutely insulting atrocity. As it turned out, in a hardly noticeable corner of a newly released Wave Mode map, there was a picture of several [[Koran]] pages strewn across the ground in the texture. This was an [[butthurt\|absolutely insulting and degrading]] inclusion, so they did what any [[immature\|respectable]] person would do and went on a cranked to 11 spam assault, making thread after thread in every subforum they could find, demanding that Z8 go in and remove the "[[Offensive]]" material. Often, these threads would threaten a massive boycott by the Egyptians, many crying about leaving permanently. The rest of the community raised their hands in a unanimous rejoice as they had believed to have found [[Muslim]]s' greatest weakness, and that all the hack issues were going to be resolved! Unfortunately, the [[Allah]] fueled fire under Z8's fat [[ass]] became too hot to bear, and they decided to waste everyone else's time and patch the game to remove the terrible imagery. Everything went back to normal, and the Muslims were were in a gorgeous, uplifted mood knowing that they could now hack without being under the oppression of a few dirty book pages on the ground in the texture pack of a third-rate F2P [[videogame]].		[[Last Thursday]], a mob of these [[angry]] [[arab\|towel-heads]] took to the forums to report an absolutely insulting atrocity. As it turned out, in a hardly noticeable corner of a newly released Wave Mode map, there was a picture of several [[Koran]] pages strewn across the ground in the texture. This was an [[butthurt\|absolutely insulting and degrading]] inclusion, so they did what any [[immature\|respectable]] person would do and went on a cranked to 11 spam assault, making thread after thread in every subforum they could find, demanding that Z8 go in and remove the "[[Offensive]]" material. Often, these threads would threaten a massive boycott by the Egyptians, many crying about leaving permanently. The rest of the community raised their hands in a unanimous rejoice as they had believed to have found [[Muslim]]s' greatest weakness, and that all the hack issues were going to be resolved! Unfortunately, the [[Allah]] fueled fire under Z8's fat [[ass]] became too hot to bear, and they decided to waste everyone else's time and patch the game to remove the terrible imagery. Everything went back to normal, and the Muslims were were in a gorgeous, uplifted mood knowing that they could now hack without being under the oppression of a few dirty book pages on the ground in the texture pack of a third-rate F2P [[videogame]].

	=== Farmers ===		=== Farmers ===

CLU: Reverted edit by Smiggles (talk) to last revision by imported>While

2024-08-25T17:59:30Z

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Smiggles: win, replaced: gay → win (5)

2024-08-25T14:51:22Z

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imported>While at 03:30, 19 October 2015

2015-10-19T03:30:06Z

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	In this mode, one side is NOT invisible (GR) and has guns while the other side IS invisible(Ghost BL). The ghosts can only use melees, but are given the ability to run faster([[Sarcasm\|Sounds fair]]). Same idea as S&D with planting/defusing.		In this mode, one side is NOT invisible (GR) and has guns while the other side IS invisible(Ghost BL). The ghosts can only use melees, but are given the ability to run faster([[Sarcasm\|Sounds fair]]). Same idea as S&D with planting/defusing.

	Global Risk: Turn your gamma up to 100 so the ghosts will be easier to see when they move. <del>This will make it fun since GR ALWAYS WINS!</del> [[No]]. Ever since people figured out an exploit that keeps you invisible ~~whilst~~ still being able to move (Power word: Bunny hopping), there is the <del>off chance</del> HIGHLY LIKELY CHANCE that the ghosts/BL will win, especially if GR is full of <del>Brazilians</del> [[Egypt]]ians and BL is full of ZP whoring [[gaymer]]s.		Global Risk: Turn your gamma up to 100 so the ghosts will be easier to see when they move. <del>This will make it fun since GR ALWAYS WINS!</del> [[No]]. Ever since people figured out an exploit that keeps you invisible while still being able to move (Power word: Bunny hopping), there is the <del>off chance</del> HIGHLY LIKELY CHANCE that the ghosts/BL will win, especially if GR is full of <del>Brazilians</del> [[Egypt]]ians and BL is full of ZP whoring [[gaymer]]s.

	Ghost Team/Black List: You're out of luck... [[Shit nobody cares about\|(Unless you spend vast quantities of IRL money on crates in a naive attempt to get a "Best Item" or spend about $25 every three months on a temporary knife)]]. The ghosts emit a VERY heavy breathing sound, but most didn't realize this when ghost mode was first added, and some still fucking don't. At first GR hid in corners shooting in every possible direction in fear of the enemy, who at the time almost nobody knew could move while invisible through physics-engine exploits. It was eventually discovered that the only way to counter this is by having any kind of sound system that gives directional output so you can track the breathing of the enemies from 10-15 meters away.		Ghost Team/Black List: You're out of luck... [[Shit nobody cares about\|(Unless you spend vast quantities of IRL money on crates in a naive attempt to get a "Best Item" or spend about $25 every three months on a temporary knife)]]. The ghosts emit a VERY heavy breathing sound, but most didn't realize this when ghost mode was first added, and some still fucking don't. At first GR hid in corners shooting in every possible direction in fear of the enemy, who at the time almost nobody knew could move while invisible through physics-engine exploits. It was eventually discovered that the only way to counter this is by having any kind of sound system that gives directional output so you can track the breathing of the enemies from 10-15 meters away.

imported>Kukri: /* July 16, 2014 patch failure */

2014-07-17T22:00:21Z

July 16, 2014 patch failure

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imported>Kukri: /* July 16, 2014 patch failure */

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July 16, 2014 patch failure

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imported>Kukri: /* July 16, 2014 patch failure */

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imported>Kukri: /* July 16, 2014 patch failure */

2014-07-17T22:00:21Z

July 16, 2014 patch failure

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	In what is likely the biggest after-patch game breaking since the Dinner Theater ZM patch (AKA client error for using your knife week), the G4Box staff have once again proven their total competence at transferring data. What did they do this time, you may inquire? Oh, nothing too important, '''JUST THE ABILITY FOR EVERY USER TO USE GAME MOD COMMANDS'''.		In what is likely the biggest after-patch game breaking since the Dinner Theater ZM patch (AKA client error for using your knife week), the G4Box staff have once again proven their total competence at transferring data. What did they do this time, you may inquire? Oh, nothing too important, '''JUST THE ABILITY FOR EVERY USER TO USE GAME MOD COMMANDS'''.

	Here's a list of just some of the [[lulz]] you could accomplished before pulled the plug on the servers:		Here's a list of just some of the [[lulz]] you could accomplished before they pulled the plug on the servers:

	#Infinite health/godmoding		#Infinite health/godmoding

imported>Kukri at 21:59, 17 July 2014

2014-07-17T21:59:06Z

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	Alpha 7 is a place where faggots who engage in faggotry go due to their tendency to hang out with other chinks who like them; only play S&D Black widow and TDM Ship.		Alpha 7 is a place where faggots who engage in faggotry go due to their tendency to hang out with other chinks who like them; only play S&D Black widow and TDM Ship.

	== ~~June~~ 16, 2014 patch failure ==		== July 16, 2014 patch failure ==

	[[image:Crossfire_Is_Broken.jpg\|thumb\|'''A patch well done, [[U WOT M8\|M8]]!''']]		[[image:Crossfire_Is_Broken.jpg\|thumb\|'''A patch well done, [[U WOT M8\|M8]]!''']]