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Craigslist Proto-Trolls (trollips)

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	[http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=181233538 HelpfulHedda](HelpfulHedda) - Feedback, Help Desk, Flag Help, Peanut Gallery, Handle Spotting		[http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=181233538 HelpfulHedda](HelpfulHedda) - Feedback, Help Desk, Flag Help, Peanut Gallery, Handle Spotting

	"Helpful" Hedda is the resident ~~help desk~~ black hat faggot. This dumbass literally posts dozens of useless garbage posts, which she then proceeds to miraculously not answer by cutting and pasting premade answers. By doing this he is trying to earn 'cred' with craigslist staff in the hopes that someday he will be made a moderator or some other ~~bullshit~~ position.		"Helpful" Hedda is the resident helpdesk black hat faggot. This dumbass literally posts dozens of useless garbage posts, which she then proceeds to miraculously not answer by cutting and pasting premade answers. By doing this she is trying to earn 'cred' with craigslist staff in the hopes that someday she will be made a moderator or some other chickenshit position.

	==RFJasongate 2006==		==RFJasongate 2006==

imported>ElSegCunt: /* the Tulsa Troll (aka RedFag. aka the illiterate Injun, etc.) */

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the Tulsa Troll (aka RedFag. aka the illiterate Injun, etc.)

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	== the Tulsa Troll (aka RedFag. aka the illiterate Injun, etc.)==		== the Tulsa Troll (aka RedFag. aka the illiterate Injun, etc.)==

	The most vile asshattery comes from The Tulsa Troll. Known primarily for his original trolling handle [http://losangeles.craigslist.org/forums/?act=su&forumID=8&handle=1986_Redford 1986_Redford] this under-douche has gone on to become one of the most prolific of ~~craigslists~~ community of pseudo-religious right wing whack-jobs. According to [http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=164044288 craigslist forum lore], Redford started as a proto-troll under the study of [http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=109283935 Farang-Ba], a homeless pedophile from the ~~tenderloin~~ area of San Franciso.		The most vile asshattery comes from The Tulsa Troll. Known primarily for his original trolling handle [http://losangeles.craigslist.org/forums/?act=su&forumID=8&handle=1986_Redford 1986_Redford] this under-douche has gone on to become one of the most prolific of craigslist's community of pseudo-religious, right wing whack-jobs. According to [http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=164044288 craigslist forum lore], Redford started as a proto-troll under the study of [http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=109283935 Farang-Ba], a homeless pedophile from the Tenderloin area of San Franciso.

	'''Thousands of Handles:'''		'''Thousands of Handles'''

	Known for years to maintain a trolling database of over 1000 handles, being the attention whore that he is, he posted the entire list on New Year's Eve 2008 in the craiglist feedback forum, in front of craigslist staff. Craigslist staff, who are mostly in a ~~comatose~~ vegetative state, failed to actually do anything until two notable freedom fighters risked everything to bring truth to the masses.		Known for years to maintain a trolling database of over 1000 handles, being the attention whore that he is, he posted the entire list on New Year's Eve 2008 in the craiglist feedback forum, in front of craigslist staff. Craigslist staff, who are mostly in a [[Terri_Schiavo\|persistent vegetative state]], failed to actually do anything until two notable freedom fighters risked everything to bring truth to the masses.

	On February 2nd, 2009 the consultitute published the landmark document [http://www.scribd.com/doc/12408669/1986-Redford-Competitive-Landscape-Handle-Matrix 1986 Redford Competitive Landscape Handle Matrix] which exposed this dirtbag's countless handles. That document, along with subsequent releases, finally revealed this ~~homos~~ true agenda and began the great purge. Hundreds of the 'redfords' handles were wiped out in seconds.		On February 2nd, 2009 the consultitute published the landmark document [http://www.scribd.com/doc/12408669/1986-Redford-Competitive-Landscape-Handle-Matrix 1986 Redford Competitive Landscape Handle Matrix] which exposed this dirtbag's countless handles. That document, along with subsequent releases, finally revealed this homo's true agenda and began the great purge. Hundreds of the 'redfords' handles were wiped out in seconds.

	To this day, Redford as he is known, continues to spend copious amounts of time posting fake conversations and demanding that forums remain 'R+' It was recently [http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=166553114 uncovered] that nearly 10% of all forum posts in the primary craigslist feedback forum are composed of Redford trolling handles.		To this day, Redford as he is known, continues to spend copious amounts of time posting fake conversations and demanding that forums remain 'R+' It was recently [http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=166553114 uncovered] that nearly 10% of all forum posts in the primary craigslist feedback forum are composed of Redford trolling handles.
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	'''Color Orange BANNED from Craigslist:'''		'''Color Orange BANNED from Craigslist:'''

	After claiming to have been appointed forum administrator, Craig personally ordered the color orange banned from the site. As the legend goes, It used to be that users on craigslist [http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=87877756 could use any color they wanted.]		After claiming to have been appointed forum administrator, Craig personally ordered the color [[racist\|orange banned]] from the site. As the legend goes, it used to be that users on craigslist [http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=87877756 could use any color they wanted.]

	Then in April of 2009 Redford (aka the illiterate injun, aka the Tulsa Troll) misused his powers to fool peanuts and proto-tards into believing he had been hired on as craigslist staff. Coloring his own handle orange and posing as an imp handle, [http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=120829204 he proclaimed himself forum moderator.]		Then in April of 2009, Redford (aka the illiterate injun, aka the Tulsa Troll) misused his powers to fool peanuts and proto-tards into believing he had been hired on as craigslist staff. Coloring his own handle orange and posing as an imp handle, [http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=120829204 he proclaimed himself forum moderator.]

	Small-town craigslist hillbilly proto-teabaggers became enraged, some proclaiming that they were "mad as clams" and demanded answers from craigslist staff.		Small-town craigslist hillbilly proto-teabaggers became enraged, some proclaiming that they were "mad as clams" and demanded answers from craigslist staff.

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	[[Image:Craigslist craig.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Craig Newmark, it's his fucking list.]]		[[Image:Craigslist craig.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Craig Newmark{{jew}}, it's his fucking list.]]
	[[Image:Typical craigslist post.jpg\|thumb\|90px\|Typical CraigsFaggotry]]		[[Image:Typical craigslist post.jpg\|thumb\|90px\|Typical CraigsFaggotry]]
	[[Image:Hipster.png\|thumb\|right\|[[Typical]] Craigslist [[post]].]]		[[Image:Hipster.png\|thumb\|right\|[[Typical]] Craigslist [[post]].]]

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	Image:Craigslist_-_Hat_Swiper_-_04.jpg\|[[Dora the Explorer\|Dora]] weighs in.		Image:Craigslist_-_Hat_Swiper_-_04.jpg\|[[Dora the Explorer\|Dora]] weighs in.
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	Image:Craigslist_-_Balance_Bias_With_Fake_Posts.jpg\|Balance the left wing bias with FAKE posts...<br>...wait, what?!		Image:Craigslist_-_Balance_Bias_With_Fake_Posts.jpg\|Balance the left wing bias with FAKE posts...<br>...wait, what?!
	Image:Craigslist_-_Childbirth_Stain_A_Romantic_Addition.jpg\|Nothing says "romantic" like a bloody birth stain!		Image:Craigslist_-_Childbirth_Stain_A_Romantic_Addition.jpg\|Nothing says "romantic" like a bloody birth stain!

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	Image:Craigslist_-_Hat_Swiper_-_04.jpg\|[[Dora the Explorer\|Dora]] weighs in.		Image:Craigslist_-_Hat_Swiper_-_04.jpg\|[[Dora the Explorer\|Dora]] weighs in.
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imported>Likeicare at 07:08, 16 January 2015

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	[[Image:Craigslist craig.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Craig Newmark, it's his fucking list.]]		[[Image:Craigslist craig.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Craig Newmark{{jew}}, it's his fucking list.]]
	[[Image:Typical craigslist post.jpg\|thumb\|90px\|Typical CraigsFaggotry]]		[[Image:Typical craigslist post.jpg\|thumb\|90px\|Typical CraigsFaggotry]]
	[[Image:Hipster.png\|thumb\|right\|[[Typical]] Craigslist [[post]].]]		[[Image:Hipster.png\|thumb\|right\|[[Typical]] Craigslist [[post]].]]

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	'''[http://www.craigslist.org/ Craigslist]''', also known as "Kikeslist" is a website <strike>purely to find hookers</strike> [http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2010/09/censored-craigslist-adult-services-blocked-in-u-s/ not any more.] It's a good place to find some [[anonymous pussies\|anonymous pussy]] if you're a married old senator (just use the word "discreet"). "CL" as the kids call it, is also the largest single site in the world for gay men looking for homosexual hookups. Seriously. It ''was'' started in [[San Francisco]] after all, a town where a blowjob is the equivalent of shaking hands, and saying "Pleased to meet you" is almost always a prelude to getting fucked in the ass.		'''[http://www.craigslist.org/ Craigslist]''', also known as "Kikeslist" is a website <strike>purely to find hookers</strike> [http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2010/09/censored-craigslist-adult-services-blocked-in-u-s/ not any more.] It's a good place to find some [[anonymous pussies\|anonymous pussy]] if you're a married old senator (just use the word "discreet"). "CL" as the kids call it, is also the largest single site in the world for gay men looking for homosexual hookups. Seriously. It ''was'' started in [[San Francisco]] after all, a town where a blowjob is the equivalent of shaking hands, and saying "Pleased to meet you" is almost always a prelude to getting fucked in the ass.

	Craigslist likes to hide the fact that it's purely an escort service by posing as a good place to sell your used junk or look for apartments, but every non-sex-related listing is fake, auto-generated by Craigslist itself. If you don't believe this, then try to sell there, go ahead. You have to make an account, get past a human-unreadble [[CAPTCHA]], then you're hit with their phone verification. This thing calls you and makes you hit a random number to get a pin. It won't leave a pin or dial extensions so it won't work on voicemail, forwarding systems, your work number, and it also blocks most other things like prepaid cell phones. So you have to divulge your real phone number, but then you find it still won't get you a pin. So you mail them and select the option "tech support (phone authentication)" and the form refuses to submit gives the error, "You must provide the phone number you used to validate your account. Please check and try again." Yup, you can't mail them about phone verification issues until you've already verified a phone number with them. The only way to get it to work is to have them send a text message to your cell phone, costing you phone charges. Once that's done, you find you still can't post anyway. Okay now remember how Craigslist is free despite costing them a heap of money to run? Well after you've given Craigslist 30 phone numbers and done the verification that it asked for, despite that it wouldn't take any of them, you find suddenly all these numbers are bombarded by telemarketers. Now you know how Craigslist makes money. All posts of products for sale on Craigslist are fakes generated by Craigslist's software itself. The only real ads on Craigslist are for sex, and not just straight sex as [[Mediacrat]] posts on there.		Craigslist likes to hide the fact that it's purely an escort service by posing as a good place to sell your used junk or look for apartments, but every non-sex-related listing is fake, auto-generated by Craigslist itself or a FBI honeypot selling drugs. If you don't believe this, then try to sell there, go ahead. You have to make an account, get past a human-unreadble [[CAPTCHA]], then you're hit with their phone verification. This thing calls you and makes you hit a random number to get a pin. It won't leave a pin or dial extensions so it won't work on voicemail, forwarding systems, your work number, and it also blocks most other things like prepaid cell phones. So you have to divulge your real phone number, but then you find it still won't get you a pin. So you mail them and select the option "tech support (phone authentication)" and the form refuses to submit gives the error, "You must provide the phone number you used to validate your account. Please check and try again." Yup, you can't mail them about phone verification issues until you've already verified a phone number with them. The only way to get it to work is to have them send a text message to your cell phone, costing you phone charges. Once that's done, you find you still can't post anyway. Okay now remember how Craigslist is free despite costing them a heap of money to run? Well after you've given Craigslist 30 phone numbers and done the verification that it asked for, despite that it wouldn't take any of them, you find suddenly all these numbers are bombarded by telemarketers. Now you know how Craigslist makes money. All posts of products for sale on Craigslist are fakes generated by Craigslist's software itself. The only real ads on Craigslist are for sex, and not just straight sex as [[Mediacrat]] posts on there.

	[[Troll\|Posting]] an [[Lies\|ad]] on Craigslist can be a source of [[lolz]]. For example, posting this:		[[Troll\|Posting]] an [[Lies\|ad]] on Craigslist can be a source of [[lolz]]. For example, posting this:
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	== the Tulsa Troll (aka RedFag. aka the illiterate Injun, etc.)==		== the Tulsa Troll (aka RedFag. aka the illiterate Injun, etc.)==

	The most vile asshattery comes from The Tulsa Troll. Known primarily for his original trolling handle [http://losangeles.craigslist.org/forums/?act=su&forumID=8&handle=1986_Redford 1986_Redford] this under-douche has gone on to become one of the most prolific of craigslists community of pseudo-religious right wing whack jobs. According to [http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=164044288 craigslist forum lore] ~~redford~~ started as a proto-troll under the study of [http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=109283935 Farang-Ba], a homeless pedophile from the tenderloin area of San Franciso.		The most vile asshattery comes from The Tulsa Troll. Known primarily for his original trolling handle [http://losangeles.craigslist.org/forums/?act=su&forumID=8&handle=1986_Redford 1986_Redford] this under-douche has gone on to become one of the most prolific of craigslists community of pseudo-religious right wing whack-jobs. According to [http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=164044288 craigslist forum lore], Redford started as a proto-troll under the study of [http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=109283935 Farang-Ba], a homeless pedophile from the tenderloin area of San Franciso.

	'''Thousands of Handles:'''		'''Thousands of Handles:'''
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	On February 2nd, 2009 the consultitute published the landmark document [http://www.scribd.com/doc/12408669/1986-Redford-Competitive-Landscape-Handle-Matrix 1986 Redford Competitive Landscape Handle Matrix] which exposed this dirtbag's countless handles. That document, along with subsequent releases, finally revealed this homos true agenda and began the great purge. Hundreds of the 'redfords' handles were wiped out in seconds.		On February 2nd, 2009 the consultitute published the landmark document [http://www.scribd.com/doc/12408669/1986-Redford-Competitive-Landscape-Handle-Matrix 1986 Redford Competitive Landscape Handle Matrix] which exposed this dirtbag's countless handles. That document, along with subsequent releases, finally revealed this homos true agenda and began the great purge. Hundreds of the 'redfords' handles were wiped out in seconds.

	To this day, ~~redford~~ as he is known, continues to spend copious amounts of time posting fake conversations and demanding that forums remain 'R+' It was recently [http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=166553114 uncovered] that nearly 10% of all forum posts in the primary craigslist feedback forum are composed of ~~redford~~ trolling handles.		To this day, Redford as he is known, continues to spend copious amounts of time posting fake conversations and demanding that forums remain 'R+' It was recently [http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=166553114 uncovered] that nearly 10% of all forum posts in the primary craigslist feedback forum are composed of Redford trolling handles.

	A [http://relaxo.baywords.com/tulsa-troll-handles/ randomly updated list of his handles] can be found on internetz.		A [http://relaxo.baywords.com/tulsa-troll-handles/ randomly updated list of his handles] can be found on internetz.
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	'''Color Orange BANNED from Craigslist:'''		'''Color Orange BANNED from Craigslist:'''

	After claiming to have been appointed forum administrator, ~~craig~~ personally ordered the color orange banned from the site. As the legend goes, It used to be that users on craigslist [http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=87877756 could use any color they wanted.]		After claiming to have been appointed forum administrator, Craig personally ordered the color orange banned from the site. As the legend goes, It used to be that users on craigslist [http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=87877756 could use any color they wanted.]

	Then in April of 2009 ~~redford~~ (aka the illiterate injun, aka the ~~tulsa troll~~) misused his powers to fool peanuts and proto-tards into believing he had been hired on as craigslist staff. Coloring his own handle orange and posing as an imp handle, [http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=120829204 he proclaimed himself forum moderator.]		Then in April of 2009 Redford (aka the illiterate injun, aka the Tulsa Troll) misused his powers to fool peanuts and proto-tards into believing he had been hired on as craigslist staff. Coloring his own handle orange and posing as an imp handle, [http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=120829204 he proclaimed himself forum moderator.]

	Small-town craigslist hillbilly proto-teabaggers became enraged, some proclaiming that they were "mad as clams" and demanded answers from craigslist staff.		Small-town craigslist hillbilly proto-teabaggers became enraged, some proclaiming that they were "mad as clams" and demanded answers from craigslist staff.
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	''"I just posted to the help forum! angry as clams!" i_crapped_my_pants 04/04 19:56:59''		''"I just posted to the help forum! angry as clams!" i_crapped_my_pants 04/04 19:56:59''

	Due to the overwhelming number of complaints, understaff were forced to ask Craig for advice on how to handle the situation. Craig Newmark became so violently angry that he had been disrupted ~~whie~~ staking out squirrels in his vegetable garden decreed "I ban the use of the color orange forever!" To this day craigslist does not allow the use of the color orange.		Due to the overwhelming number of complaints, understaff were forced to ask Craig for advice on how to handle the situation. Craig Newmark became so violently angry that he had been disrupted while staking out squirrels in his vegetable garden, and decreed "I ban the use of the color orange forever!" To this day craigslist does not allow the use of the color orange.

	== Craigslist Proto-Trolls (trollips) ==		== Craigslist Proto-Trolls (trollips) ==
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	It is preferable that one compose an account according to sexual preference which is oppositional to their own, as one wants the maximum offense. One needs a photo which is not modelicious, yet not terribly unattractive, and a storyline which encourages a high rate of reply. So if the photo is of a man, post in the m4m section along the lines of ''I am in a happy relationship with a woman, but the idea of getting it on with a guy kinda turns me on''; or if the photo is of a girl, post in the w4m section with whatever you feel like, as you get generic replies anyway. '''Remember to tailor your post to suit your victim's preferences, and to post it in the most appropriate or active metropolitan area you can.'''		It is preferable that one compose an account according to sexual preference which is oppositional to their own, as one wants the maximum offense. One needs a photo which is not modelicious, yet not terribly unattractive, and a storyline which encourages a high rate of reply. So if the photo is of a man, post in the [[gay\|m4m]] section along the lines of ''I am in a happy relationship with a woman, but the idea of getting it on with a guy kinda turns me on''; or if the photo is of a girl, post in the w4m section with whatever you feel like, as you get generic replies anyway. '''Remember to tailor your post to suit your victim's preferences, and to post it in the most appropriate or active metropolitan area you can.'''

	Include cheesy lines like ''Some even say I'm a walking [[orgasm]],'' and, of course, state that their reply only gets yours if they include a photo.		Include cheesy lines like ''Some even say I'm a walking [[orgasm]],'' and, of course, state that their reply only gets yours if they include a photo.