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	==External links==		==External links==
			*[https://www.cracked.com Cracked.com - main website URL]
	*{{archive\|jRtDV\|5 Things I Learned From Being Addicted to Child Porn}} No, this is a legit article on there. We are not making this up. It is not a [[photoshop\|sh00p]]. Parody is dead.		*{{archive\|jRtDV\|5 Things I Learned From Being Addicted to Child Porn}} No, this is a legit article on there. We are not making this up. It is not a [[photoshop\|sh00p]]. Parody is dead.
	*{{Archive\|2f2oo\|5 Ways The MRA Indoctrinates New Members With Cult Tactics}} - That's funny, MRAs make up the vast majority of Cracked's readerbase. Way to reveal your bribe, you two faced SJW bitch		*{{Archive\|2f2oo\|5 Ways The MRA Indoctrinates New Members With Cult Tactics}} - That's funny, MRAs make up the vast majority of Cracked's readerbase. Way to reveal your bribe, you two faced SJW bitch

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	*{{Archive\|2f2oo\|5 Ways The MRA Indoctrinates New Members With Cult Tactics}} - That's funny, MRAs make up the vast majority of Cracked's readerbase. Way to reveal your bribe, you two faced SJW bitch		*{{Archive\|2f2oo\|5 Ways The MRA Indoctrinates New Members With Cult Tactics}} - That's funny, MRAs make up the vast majority of Cracked's readerbase. Way to reveal your bribe, you two faced SJW bitch
	*[http://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-696-18-people-who-elevated-sarcasm-to-art-form/ 18 Acts Of Sarcasm That Make Us Proud To Be Smartasses] - [http://www.cracked.com/members/gicusudoru/ Cracked user gicusudoru] ranked [[Brianna Wu]] #4 in the list.		*[http://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-696-18-people-who-elevated-sarcasm-to-art-form/ 18 Acts Of Sarcasm That Make Us Proud To Be Smartasses] - [http://www.cracked.com/members/gicusudoru/ Cracked user gicusudoru] ranked [[Brianna Wu]] #4 in the list.
	*[http://www.returnofkings.com/51878/5-uncomfortable-truths-about-cracked-magazine 5 Uncomfortable Truths About Cracked Magazine]		*<strike>[http://www.returnofkings.com/51878/5-uncomfortable-truths-about-cracked-magazine 5 Uncomfortable Truths About Cracked Magazine - Return Of Kings]</strike> [https://web.archive.org/web/20210418050603/http://www.returnofkings.com/51878/5-uncomfortable-truths-about-cracked-magazine ARCHIVED via Wayback Machine] [https://archive.ph/Ex1P0 ARCHIVED via Archive.today]

	==See Also==		==See Also==

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	'''''COMING SOON''''': The 50 Reasons Why The 18 Ways You Can Piss Off The Entire Comment Section On Cracked List On Encyclopedia Dramatica Is The Product of Satan's Asshole By Cracked On Cracked.com READ TODAY		'''''COMING SOON''''': The 50 Reasons Why The 18 Ways You Can Piss Off The Entire Comment Section On Cracked List On Encyclopedia Dramatica Is The Product of Satan's Asshole By Cracked On Cracked.com READ TODAY

			==Pissed At Us==
			[[File:ButthurtLmao .jpg\|thumb\|right\|Really ironic to use the goblin as representation when the website is run by literal [[Kikes]]]]
			Because of their innate [[Faggot\|faggotry]] and their deepest and darkest desire for the Anti-Lulz, Cracked wrote an article called “ 5 Terrifying Bastardizations of the [[Wikipedia]] Model” in which they attempt to [[Pwnt\|pwn]] the good name of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] by lumping us in with [[Conservapedia]] and Metapedia while using a photo of [[Hitler]]. That’s right, these people are so far up their ass that they decide to use the “Everyone I don’t like is literally Hitler” trope on Wikis like Conservapedia, an obvious [[Zionist]] shill. To see the shit storm, click here: https://www.cracked.com/article_17341_5-terrifying-bastardizations-wikipedia-model.html


	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

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	{{Sites}}		{{Sites}}
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	{{timeline\|Featured article September 25 & 26, [[2014]]\|[[Anita Sarkeesian]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Leigh Alexander]]}}		{{timeline\|Featured article September 25 & 26, [[2014]]\|[[Anita Sarkeesian]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Leigh Alexander]]}}

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	{{timeline\|Featured article September 25 & 26, [[2014]]\|[[Anita Sarkeesian]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Leigh Alexander]]}}		{{timeline\|Featured article September 25 & 26, [[2014]]\|[[Anita Sarkeesian]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Leigh Alexander]]}}

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	{{timeline\|Featured article September 25 & 26, [[2014]]\|[[Anita Sarkeesian]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Leigh Alexander]]}}		{{timeline\|Featured article September 25 & 26, [[2014]]\|[[Anita Sarkeesian]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Leigh Alexander]]}}

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	David Wong was quick to brag about how the Zoe article gained them tons of traffic (further illustrating how far they have fallen), and on the next day say that it seems that he has "lost the GamerGate's attention", not realizing that this loss of attention is a big chunk of what is left of his readership leaving him like rats escaping a sinking ship.		David Wong was quick to brag about how the Zoe article gained them tons of traffic (further illustrating how far they have fallen), and on the next day say that it seems that he has "lost the GamerGate's attention", not realizing that this loss of attention is a big chunk of what is left of his readership leaving him like rats escaping a sinking ship.

	But don't ~~got~~ to the forum to try and talk to them about it because [http://the-senpai-police.tumblr.com/post/97674772174/so-cracked-com-let-zoe-quinn-write-an-article-about-how this will happen]:		But don't go to the forum to try and talk to them about it because [http://the-senpai-police.tumblr.com/post/97674772174/so-cracked-com-let-zoe-quinn-write-an-article-about-how this will happen]:

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	Needless to say, they soon realized that they could not longer ignore the issue and found it better to go from avoiding the issue of Zoe to full-on doing PR for her and thereby profiting by pandering to their newly found readerbase. They soon wrote not one, not [http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/a-90-second-guide-to-determine-if-your-internet-cause-bs/ two], not [http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ways-gamers-still-suck-at-dealing-with-women/ three], not [http://www.cracked.com/video_19092_4-types-bullying-we-are-shockingly-ok-with.html four], not [http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-ways-gamergate-debate-has-made-world-worse/ Five (This one out right saying anyone against a social justice warrior is a bad guy)], But [http://www.cracked.com/article_22230_5-ugly-realities-being-woman-in-gaming-industry.html six fucking articles] about how GamerGate is shit and gamers are nerds (6.5 if you count [http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-everyone-gets-wrong-about-free-speech/ this one] which was so shit that [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/greg-lukianoff/7-things-cracked-got-wron_b_5888258.html?utm_hp_ref=tw The Huffington Post wrote a response to debunk it]), one of which [http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-i-learned-as-internets-most-hated-person/ was written by Zoe herself] and at its end [[Unrealistic Expectations\|she declares GamerGate to be over]] as if that will magically make it true and get people to leave her alone.		Needless to say, they soon realized that they could not longer ignore the issue and found it better to go from avoiding the issue of Zoe to full-on doing PR for her and thereby profiting by pandering to their newly found readerbase. They soon wrote not one, not [http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/a-90-second-guide-to-determine-if-your-internet-cause-bs/ two], not [http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ways-gamers-still-suck-at-dealing-with-women/ three], not [http://www.cracked.com/video_19092_4-types-bullying-we-are-shockingly-ok-with.html four], not [http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-ways-gamergate-debate-has-made-world-worse/ Five (This one out right saying anyone against a social justice warrior is a bad guy)], But [http://www.cracked.com/article_22230_5-ugly-realities-being-woman-in-gaming-industry.html six fucking articles] about how GamerGate is shit and gamers are nerds (6.5 if you count [http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-everyone-gets-wrong-about-free-speech/ this one] which was so shit that [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/greg-lukianoff/7-things-cracked-got-wron_b_5888258.html?utm_hp_ref=tw The Huffington Post wrote a response to debunk it]), one of which [http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-i-learned-as-internets-most-hated-person/ was written by Zoe herself] and at its end [[Unrealistic Expectations\|she declares GamerGate to be over]] as if that will magically make it true and get people to leave her alone.

	All of this happened in the span of four days. They shat out an article on [[The Fappening]] before they even considered making an article on GamerGate, despite the latter being a pressing issue 3 weeks before. On the first day they published an article implicitly denouncing GamerGate, on the third they let Zoe write an article herself and use the site at a soapbox and on the fourth, after noticing a spike in traffic unlike their dying site has seen in years, wrote two more articles on the same day.		All of this happened in the span of four days. They shat out an article on [[The Fappening]] before they even considered making an article on GamerGate, despite the latter being a pressing issue 3 weeks before. On the first day they published an article implicitly denouncing GamerGate, on the third they let Zoe write an article herself and use the site as a soapbox and on the fourth, after noticing a spike in traffic unlike their dying site has seen in years, wrote two more articles on the same day.

	David Wong was quick to brag about how the Zoe article gained them tons of traffic (further illustrating how far they have fallen), and on the next day say that it seems that he has "lost the GamerGate's attention", not realizing that this loss of attention is a big chunk of what is left of his readership leaving him like rats escaping a sinking ship.		David Wong was quick to brag about how the Zoe article gained them tons of traffic (further illustrating how far they have fallen), and on the next day say that it seems that he has "lost the GamerGate's attention", not realizing that this loss of attention is a big chunk of what is left of his readership leaving him like rats escaping a sinking ship.

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	*[[Clickbait]]		*[[Clickbait]]
	*[[Buzzfeed]]		*[[Buzzfeed]]
			*[[I-Mockery]]
	*[[Comedy]]		*[[Comedy]]
	*[[Seanbaby]]		*[[Seanbaby]]

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	{{timeline\|Featured article September 25 & 26, [[2014]]\|[[Anita Sarkeesian]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Leigh Alexander]]}}		{{timeline\|Featured article September 25 & 26, [[2014]]\|[[Anita Sarkeesian]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Leigh Alexander]]}}