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imported>Alex Goldstein: /* Some fun things to do with cows */

2018-10-17T15:15:12Z

Some fun things to do with cows

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	# Turn them into sporting equipment. (baseballs, footballs, gloves, basketballs etc.) and toss and kick them around the yard.		# Turn them into sporting equipment. (baseballs, footballs, gloves, basketballs etc.) and toss and kick them around the yard.
	# Tip them over.		# Tip them over.
			# Run from them. ([[Spics]] love doing this.)
			# Ride them. (Another wetback past time; also beloved by toothless rednecks)
	# Drink their milk with cookies.		# Drink their milk with cookies.
	# Turn them into bondage and fetish clothing and fuck other pervs.		# Turn them into bondage and fetish clothing and fuck other pervs.
	# Dry them out and make them into chewy jerky.		# Dry them out and make them into chewy jerky.
	Cows are so fucking useful it's amazing that we can't get high smoking them. Seriously. In the same way Asians make all sorts of stuff with rice (rice paper, rice milk, popcorn and um rice) Americans make shit with cows.		Cows are so fucking useful it's amazing that we can't get high smoking them. Seriously. In the same way Asians make all sorts of stuff with rice (rice paper, rice milk, popcorn and um rice) Americans make shit with cows.

	==Dumbest animal in existence==		==Dumbest animal in existence==

imported>Morris at 15:47, 10 October 2016

2016-10-10T15:47:39Z

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			{{notice\|[[You]] may have been looking for the imageboard; [[cow/\|/cow/]]}}

	[[Image:ShoweR_florida.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Cow milk. Hungry?]]		[[Image:ShoweR_florida.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Cow milk. Hungry?]]
	Cows are large, living hunks of steak and [[McDonald's\|other delicious food products]]. They are [[Secks\|raised]] and [[Pwned\|butchered]] in [[Nebraska\|redneck American states]] and other shitty places, such as [[India]] and [[Texas]]. However, for some reason Indian people [[What\|worship cows as gods]] and let them roam around and shit all over their cities and towns, instead of putting them to [[Burger King\|proper use]]. [[Some argue\|It is widely believed]] that cows are the most delicious animals on Earth, and they are often fattened until they are butchered and converted into beef for [[Mexico\|tacos and enchiladas]] as well as other yummy foods like burgers and steak, much to the displeasure of [[PETA]] and other [[Faggots\|animal-rights activists]]. Female cows are also raised on farms, and frequently experience the pleasure of [[Pervert\|having their nipples yanked and squeezed]] by [[America\|bearded, gun-wielding rednecks]] until the bucket is full of [[Milk\|delicious white liquid]], which is then hauled off to [[Wal-Mart\|grocery stores]] and sold at ridiculous prices.		Cows are large, living hunks of steak and [[McDonald's\|other delicious food products]]. They are [[Secks\|raised]] and [[Pwned\|butchered]] in [[Nebraska\|redneck American states]] and other shitty places, such as [[India]] and [[Texas]]. However, for some reason Indian people [[What\|worship cows as gods]] and let them roam around and shit all over their cities and towns, instead of putting them to [[Burger King\|proper use]]. [[Some argue\|It is widely believed]] that cows are the most delicious animals on Earth, and they are often fattened until they are butchered and converted into beef for [[Mexico\|tacos and enchiladas]] as well as other yummy foods like burgers and steak, much to the displeasure of [[PETA]] and other [[Faggots\|animal-rights activists]]. Female cows are also raised on farms, and frequently experience the pleasure of [[Pervert\|having their nipples yanked and squeezed]] by [[America\|bearded, gun-wielding rednecks]] until the bucket is full of [[Milk\|delicious white liquid]], which is then hauled off to [[Wal-Mart\|grocery stores]] and sold at ridiculous prices.
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	==How to troll cows...==		==How to troll cows...==

			[[File:Offended25.jpg\|thumb\|right\|180px\|Moo.]]

	Despite what others may think, trolling cows can be pretty lulzy and very entertaining to spend time, especially if you have no fucking life whatsoever. Due to the lack of intelligence of the cow as well as very bleak and doomed futures, you can say that trolling them can be well worth your while. Furthermore, you wouldn't have to worry about those ASPCA and PETA Nazis hunting your ass down because they're usually Jew-operating organizations who honestly don't give a shit about animals, let alone a fucking cow:		Despite what others may think, trolling cows can be pretty lulzy and very entertaining to spend time, especially if you have no fucking life whatsoever. Due to the lack of intelligence of the cow as well as very bleak and doomed futures, you can say that trolling them can be well worth your while. Furthermore, you wouldn't have to worry about those ASPCA and PETA Nazis hunting your ass down because they're usually Jew-operating organizations who honestly don't give a shit about animals, let alone a fucking cow:

imported>Archivist: "and and" -> and

2016-06-25T18:48:06Z

"and and" -> and

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	==How to troll cows...==		==How to troll cows...==

	Despite what others may think, trolling cows can be pretty lulzy ~~and~~ and very entertaining to spend time, especially if you have no fucking life whatsoever. Due to the lack of intelligence of the cow as well as very bleak and doomed futures, you can say that trolling them can be well worth your while. Furthermore, you wouldn't have to worry about those ASPCA and PETA Nazis hunting your ass down because they're usually Jew-operating organizations who honestly don't give a shit about animals, let alone a fucking cow:		Despite what others may think, trolling cows can be pretty lulzy and very entertaining to spend time, especially if you have no fucking life whatsoever. Due to the lack of intelligence of the cow as well as very bleak and doomed futures, you can say that trolling them can be well worth your while. Furthermore, you wouldn't have to worry about those ASPCA and PETA Nazis hunting your ass down because they're usually Jew-operating organizations who honestly don't give a shit about animals, let alone a fucking cow:

	*Kick a cow in the genitals and run		*Kick a cow in the genitals and run

imported>Jarble: /* Boy or Girl Cow */

2014-03-18T01:26:36Z

Boy or Girl Cow

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imported>Jarble: /* Boy or Girl Cow */

2014-03-18T01:26:36Z

Boy or Girl Cow

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imported>Jarble: /* Boy or Girl Cow */

2014-03-18T01:26:36Z

Boy or Girl Cow

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imported>Jarble: /* Boy or Girl Cow */

2014-03-18T01:26:36Z

Boy or Girl Cow

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	==Boy or Girl Cow==		==Boy or Girl Cow==
	How do you tell the difference? You will have to learn this on your own, [[rape\|the hard way]]. Realistically you better get to this before the cow comes to you in the form of a BigMac because by then it's really impossible to tell, and, well, if you eat ground up [[Wikipedia:Bull ~~penis~~\|male cow dick]] (and you probably have, seriously what do you think meat by-products are anyway?) it might make you a fag.		How do you tell the difference? You will have to learn this on your own, [[rape\|the hard way]]. Realistically you better get to this before the cow comes to you in the form of a BigMac because by then it's really impossible to tell, and, well, if you eat ground up [[Wikipedia:Bull#Reproductive anatomy\|male cow dick]] (and you probably have, seriously what do you think meat by-products are anyway?) it might make you a fag.

	Note: There is no such thing as a [[male]] cow. Anyone who calls a bull a male cow is likely to buy a new monitor and say they bought a new computer and then complain how nothing is running faster. [[Obvious\|Or maybe they're total fags and/or tards]].		Note: There is no such thing as a [[male]] cow. Anyone who calls a bull a male cow is likely to buy a new monitor and say they bought a new computer and then complain how nothing is running faster. [[Obvious\|Or maybe they're total fags and/or tards]].

imported>Jarble: /* Boy or Girl Cow */ Linking

2014-03-18T01:24:47Z

Boy or Girl Cow: Linking

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	==Boy or Girl Cow==		==Boy or Girl Cow==
	How do you tell the difference? You will have to learn this on your own, [[rape\|the hard way]]. Realistically you better get to this before the cow comes to you in the form of a BigMac because by then it's really impossible to tell, and, well, if you eat ground up male cow dick (and you probably have, seriously what do you think meat by-products are anyway?) it might make you a fag.		How do you tell the difference? You will have to learn this on your own, [[rape\|the hard way]]. Realistically you better get to this before the cow comes to you in the form of a BigMac because by then it's really impossible to tell, and, well, if you eat ground up [[Wikipedia:Bull penis\|male cow dick]] (and you probably have, seriously what do you think meat by-products are anyway?) it might make you a fag.

	Note: There is no such thing as a [[male]] cow. Anyone who calls a bull a male cow is likely to buy a new monitor and say they bought a new computer and then complain how nothing is running faster. [[Obvious\|Or maybe they're total fags and/or tards]].		Note: There is no such thing as a [[male]] cow. Anyone who calls a bull a male cow is likely to buy a new monitor and say they bought a new computer and then complain how nothing is running faster. [[Obvious\|Or maybe they're total fags and/or tards]].

imported>GMLW: /* What do prions have to do with mad cow disease? */

2013-08-27T06:36:08Z

What do prions have to do with mad cow disease?

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	Prions have built many [[Atlantis\|civilizations]] in the past but we have yet to learn more about them though so we suspect the [[British]] are descendants of the Prion empire. Evidence has yet to turn up as Prions are not yet materialized in actual form.... yet. Keep your wet pants on.		Prions have built many [[Atlantis\|civilizations]] in the past but we have yet to learn more about them though so we suspect the [[British]] are descendants of the Prion empire. Evidence has yet to turn up as Prions are not yet materialized in actual form.... yet. Keep your wet pants on.

			The fact remains, however, that prions are like if [[cancer]] and [[AIDS]] had a [[How is babby formed\|baby]]. Prions will [[Anal\|anally devastate]] your brain until you [[die]], [[99.9%\|100%]] of the time. Also, there is no cure and [[Fail\|your body's immune system can't fight them]]. Try not to get them, because if [[you]] do, no one will attend [[you]]r funeral.

	==Milk==		==Milk==

imported>NightFuryLuvr: Improved the first paragraph

2013-06-02T00:40:42Z

Improved the first paragraph

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	[[Image:ShoweR_florida.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Cow milk. Hungry?]]		[[Image:ShoweR_florida.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Cow milk. Hungry?]]
	Cows are large, living hunks of steak and [[McDonald's\|other delicious food products]]. They are [[Secks\|raised]] and [[Pwned\|butchered]] in [[Nebraska\|redneck American states]] and other shitty places, such as [[India]] and [[Texas]]. A cow's anatomy consists of 25% [[milk]], 25% steak, 25% beef, 10% Bacon and 85% prions, if you wondered about the question "Where's the beef?" well it's inside of the cows and in order to get it out of them we just ask nice like and they hand it over no problem - not really. Really what happens is the cow gets sent to a plant in some [[Iowa \|shit hole]] to die, first a local mouth breather shoots a bolt into it's brain and then the cow is ripped apart much like your dog rips apart your sisters toys.		Cows are large, living hunks of steak and [[McDonald's\|other delicious food products]]. They are [[Secks\|raised]] and [[Pwned\|butchered]] in [[Nebraska\|redneck American states]] and other shitty places, such as [[India]] and [[Texas]]. However, for some reason Indian people [[What\|worship cows as gods]] and let them roam around and shit all over their cities and towns, instead of putting them to [[Burger King\|proper use]]. [[Some argue\|It is widely believed]] that cows are the most delicious animals on Earth, and they are often fattened until they are butchered and converted into beef for [[Mexico\|tacos and enchiladas]] as well as other yummy foods like burgers and steak, much to the displeasure of [[PETA]] and other [[Faggots\|animal-rights activists]]. Female cows are also raised on farms, and frequently experience the pleasure of [[Pervert\|having their nipples yanked and squeezed]] by [[America\|bearded, gun-wielding rednecks]] until the bucket is full of [[Milk\|delicious white liquid]], which is then hauled off to [[Wal-Mart\|grocery stores]] and sold at ridiculous prices.

			A cow's anatomy consists of 25% [[milk]], 25% steak, 25% beef, 10% Bacon and 85% prions, if you wondered about the question "Where's the beef?" well it's inside of the cows and in order to get it out of them we just ask nice like and they hand it over no problem - not really. Really what happens is the cow gets sent to a plant in some [[Iowa \|shit hole]] to die, first a local mouth breather shoots a bolt into it's brain and then the cow is ripped apart much like your dog rips apart your sisters toys.

	Despite the fact that cows are some of the stupidest animals on the planet they are more useful than a bag full of McGuivers. Rip their skin off (more fun to do when they are alive) send it to some kids in Asia, pay them 15 cents an hour and a few weeks later they'll send you some new Nikes. Cut them up all tricky like and toss them on the grill (again more fun when they are alive) and make yourself a smorgasbord of yummy steaks and burgers. Really nothing is better than a hunk of cow cooked just right and still dripping blood. The truth is that if we didn't wear and eat cows (and toss their bones to our dogs) there would be absolutely no reason for them to exist. Hitler actually wanted to start out with killing all the cows but in a side by side comparison he realized that medium-rare Joos taste lots, lots worse than cows and so the kikes had to go first (this is a true story, swear!)		Despite the fact that cows are some of the stupidest animals on the planet they are more useful than a bag full of McGuivers. Rip their skin off (more fun to do when they are alive) send it to some kids in Asia, pay them 15 cents an hour and a few weeks later they'll send you some new Nikes. Cut them up all tricky like and toss them on the grill (again more fun when they are alive) and make yourself a smorgasbord of yummy steaks and burgers. Really nothing is better than a hunk of cow cooked just right and still dripping blood. The truth is that if we didn't wear and eat cows (and toss their bones to our dogs) there would be absolutely no reason for them to exist. Hitler actually wanted to start out with killing all the cows but in a side by side comparison he realized that medium-rare Joos taste lots, lots worse than cows and so the kikes had to go first (this is a true story, swear!)