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[[File:CoonmanAndKKKrackerBoy.jpg|thumb|250px|Coonman and [[KKK|KKKracker Boy]].]]
[[File:Coonman.jpg|thumb|250px|Half [[man]], half [[coon]], all action!]]

'''Ralph Shearer Northam''' (better known by his [[Batman|superhero]] alias: '''Coonman''') is a {{Age|1959|9|13}}-year-old [[Doctor|physician]] and [[cracker]] who enjoys [[Abortion|murdering newborn infants]] and dressing in [[blackface]] so he can be the life of every party. As [[you]] probably already know, these are all qualities that the [[Retards|citizens]] of the great state of [[Virginia]] hold dear and close to their hearts, so naturally they decided to elect the loving, caring, [[Racist|culturally and racially tolerant]], [[Democrat]] '''Dr. Coonman''' as their [[God|Governor]] in [[2017]] over a horrible, [[No|racist]], [[Republican|Repugnicunt]] named '''Edward Walter Gillespie'''.

Unfortunately, Virginia Democrats learned in early [[2019]] that [[blackface]] hasn't been socially acceptable [[Culture war|for at least the last 5 years]] and that the [[murder]] of [[Baby Fuck|newborn babies]] is still a [[Lulzy|contentious]] subject at best. Naturally, the entire [[Democratic]] party led by [[Nancy Pelosi]] then attempted [[damage control]] by throwing Governor [[Golliwogg]] under the bus and pretending that they actually have morals.

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== Coonman Unmasked! ==

[[File:CoonmanBusted.jpg|center|400px]]

== See Also ==

* [[Blackface]]
* [[Golliwogg]]

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