Contra - Revision history

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imported>IvoRobotnik: Reverted edits by Sh***zz (talk) to last revision by Morris

2018-04-30T02:21:14Z

Reverted edits by Sh***zz (talk) to last revision by Morris

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imported>Morris at 15:46, 29 December 2016

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imported>Morris: rlr

2016-12-22T14:57:33Z

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	[[File:Contra sly arnold.gif\|thumb\|right\|Yeah, this premise wasn't ''[[Stolen\|borrowed]]'' from any major Hollywood movies.]]		[[File:Contra sly arnold.gif\|thumb\|right\|Yeah, this premise wasn't ''[[Stolen\|borrowed]]'' from any major Hollywood movies.]]

	Once upon a time some [[Extreme\|Japanese transvestites]] who looked more like over-worked employees of Panda Express than prim and proper businessman from a [[Japan\|well-respected country]] [[Weeaboo\|everyone]] is dying to visit had a [[Typical\|food fight cum anal orgy]] when [[faggot\|some faggot jap]] with a fetish for strong American men saw a poster for the newest [[Sylvester Stallone]] shitfest and realized that it would be an awesome idea to make a game that involved two [[American]] heroes killing the shit out of these human/[[alien]] motherfuckers.		Once upon a time some [[Extreme\|Japanese transvestites]] who looked more like over-worked employees of Panda Express than prim and proper businessman from a [[Japan\|well-respected country]] [[Weeaboo\|everyone]] is dying to visit had a [[Typical\|food fight cum anal orgy]] when [[faggot\|some faggot jap]] with a fetish for strong American men saw a poster for the newest Sylvester Stallone shitfest and realized that it would be an awesome idea to make a game that involved two [[American]] heroes killing the shit out of these human/[[alien]] motherfuckers.

	Since they all agreed that '''nobody''' in [[Japan]] would ever live up to being a real action hero in the eyes of gamers [[USA\|worldwide]], it was decided that [[Terminator\|Arnold Schwarzenegger]] and [[Hardcore\|Sylvester Stallone]] would become the basis for their two protagonists, Bill Ryzer and Lance Bean. Weightlifters worldwide debated whether or not they were [[gay]] and, as luck would have it, yes, [[Lulz\|totally]].		Since they all agreed that '''nobody''' in [[Japan]] would ever live up to being a real action hero in the eyes of gamers [[USA\|worldwide]], it was decided that [[Terminator\|Arnold Schwarzenegger]] and [[Hardcore\|Sylvester Stallone]] would become the basis for their two protagonists, Bill Ryzer and Lance Bean. Weightlifters worldwide debated whether or not they were [[gay]] and, as luck would have it, yes, [[Lulz\|totally]].

imported>While at 02:41, 19 October 2015

2015-10-19T02:41:18Z

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	[[File:ContraShattered screenshot 2.jpg\|thumb\|Goddamn [[niggers]] with wings, get away from my [[chikins]]!]]		[[File:ContraShattered screenshot 2.jpg\|thumb\|Goddamn [[niggers]] with wings, get away from my [[chikins]]!]]

	Try to grasp this concept, as [[This is warmth\|faggy]] as it may be. It's like [[Atari\|2600]], way in the future, and [[shit]] on [[Earth]] is so fucked up even [[Sarah Palin]] doesn't want any part of it. The [[Greenpeace\|environment]] has taken on the personality of [[Triciakitty]]'s [[vagina]] and is more damaged than the average [[EDiot]]'s editing skills. This [[bomb]] that the [[Jews]] were building blew up [[I accidentally\|accidentally]] and killed [[At least 100\|80%]] of the world's population, making [[lulz]] and cries simultaneously as [[lol]] we killed a bunch of people, [[cool]]. That guy [[Castrate\|Bill]], who was the hero of the first ''Contra'' was held responsible (which makes no fucking sense because again, ''we are in the future'') and sent to cryogenic assrape for evar. While in [[jail]] he coldfucked his partner [[Ronald Reagan\|Lance]] one last time but he [[Death\|died]] in midrape and [[oh noes]], no more two player. But [[OMG]] [[Hardcore\|shit hits the fan]] and he gets let out on a [[Mortal Kombat\|technicality]]. ~~Whilst~~ [[Typical\|killing fucking everything]] in sight (which is [[Fact\|all he's used to]]), he comes to find out, that the dipshit who is responsible for all this [[bullshit]] in the first place is actually [[ZOMG\|Lance]], which means [[Internet crush\|'''HELL YEAH TWO PLAYER!!!''']]		Try to grasp this concept, as [[This is warmth\|faggy]] as it may be. It's like [[Atari\|2600]], way in the future, and [[shit]] on [[Earth]] is so fucked up even [[Sarah Palin]] doesn't want any part of it. The [[Greenpeace\|environment]] has taken on the personality of [[Triciakitty]]'s [[vagina]] and is more damaged than the average [[EDiot]]'s editing skills. This [[bomb]] that the [[Jews]] were building blew up [[I accidentally\|accidentally]] and killed [[At least 100\|80%]] of the world's population, making [[lulz]] and cries simultaneously as [[lol]] we killed a bunch of people, [[cool]]. That guy [[Castrate\|Bill]], who was the hero of the first ''Contra'' was held responsible (which makes no fucking sense because again, ''we are in the future'') and sent to cryogenic assrape for evar. While in [[jail]] he coldfucked his partner [[Ronald Reagan\|Lance]] one last time but he [[Death\|died]] in midrape and [[oh noes]], no more two player. But [[OMG]] [[Hardcore\|shit hits the fan]] and he gets let out on a [[Mortal Kombat\|technicality]]. While [[Typical\|killing fucking everything]] in sight (which is [[Fact\|all he's used to]]), he comes to find out, that the dipshit who is responsible for all this [[bullshit]] in the first place is actually [[ZOMG\|Lance]], which means [[Internet crush\|'''HELL YEAH TWO PLAYER!!!''']]

	It shares many similarities with the [[original]] ''Contra'', as it's so fucking hard to beat with a perfect score.		It shares many similarities with the [[original]] ''Contra'', as it's so fucking hard to beat with a perfect score.

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2015-05-24T13:38:14Z

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imported>Cobaltcat: /* Gallery */

2015-05-24T13:38:14Z

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imported>Cobaltcat: /* Gallery */

2015-05-24T13:38:14Z

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	[[File:Contra sly arnold.gif\|thumb\|right\|Yeah, this premise wasn't ''[[Stolen\|borrowed]]'' from any major Hollywood movies.]]		[[File:Contra sly arnold.gif\|thumb\|right\|Yeah, this premise wasn't ''[[Stolen\|borrowed]]'' from any major Hollywood movies.]]

	Once upon a time some [[Extreme\|Japanese transvestites]] who looked more like over-worked employees of Panda Express than prim and proper businessman from a [[Japan\|well-respected country]] [[Weeaboo\|everyone]] is dying to visit had a [[Typical\|food fight cum anal orgy]] when [[faggot\|some faggot jap]] with a fetish for strong American men saw a poster for the newest [[Sylvester Stallone]] shitfest and realized that it would be an awesome idea to make a game that involved two [[American]] heroes killing the shit out of these human/[[alien]] motherfuckers.		Once upon a time some [[Extreme\|Japanese transvestites]] who looked more like over-worked employees of Panda Express than prim and proper businessman from a [[Japan\|well-respected country]] [[Weeaboo\|everyone]] is dying to visit had a [[Typical\|food fight cum anal orgy]] when [[faggot\|some faggot jap]] with a fetish for strong American men saw a poster for the newest Sylvester Stallone shitfest and realized that it would be an awesome idea to make a game that involved two [[American]] heroes killing the shit out of these human/[[alien]] motherfuckers.

	Since they all agreed that '''nobody''' in [[Japan]] would ever live up to being a real action hero in the eyes of gamers [[USA\|worldwide]], it was decided that [[Terminator\|Arnold Schwarzenegger]] and [[Hardcore\|Sylvester Stallone]] would become the basis for their two protagonists, Bill Ryzer and Lance Bean. Weightlifters worldwide debated whether or not they were [[gay]] and, as luck would have it, yes, [[Lulz\|totally]].		Since they all agreed that '''nobody''' in [[Japan]] would ever live up to being a real action hero in the eyes of gamers [[USA\|worldwide]], it was decided that [[Terminator\|Arnold Schwarzenegger]] and [[Hardcore\|Sylvester Stallone]] would become the basis for their two protagonists, Bill Ryzer and Lance Bean. Weightlifters worldwide debated whether or not they were [[gay]] and, as luck would have it, yes, [[Lulz\|totally]].