Console Wars - Revision history

imported>LIOD: /* Videos */

2018-06-10T16:37:11Z

Videos

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	<center>'''As seen by [[old media]]'''</center>		<center><br>'''As seen by [[old media]]'''</center>
	\|<youtube>OZJw9sbOTsc</youtube>		\|<youtube>OZJw9sbOTsc</youtube>
	<center>'''Your typical console nerds.'''</center>		<center><br>'''Your typical console nerds.'''</center>
	\|<youtube>qKhVdNdCYF0</youtube>		\|<youtube>qKhVdNdCYF0</youtube>
	<center>'''Video done by a [[13-year-old boy]] about a year ago, along with his faggot brother,<br /> who [[Irony\|Ironically]], calls the other person a fag at the end of the video.'''</center>}}}}		<center>'''Video done by a [[13-year-old boy]] about a year ago, along with his faggot brother,<br /> who [[Irony\|Ironically]], calls the other person a fag at the end of the video.'''</center>}}}}

imported>Kdawgnigga: /* The Playstation 3 */

2018-06-10T16:13:07Z

The Playstation 3

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	===The Playstation 3===		===The Playstation 3===
	[[File:Ps3 weiner grille.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Playstation 3]]		[[File:Ps3 weiner grille.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Playstation 3]]
	Made by [[Japan]]ese super-men to conquer the world, the Playstation 3, also known as the [[Unfunny\|Gaystation Pee (hee-yuck, hee-yuck)]], which is also the size of a refrigerator, can also be used as a blender, toaster, cheese grater, bong, and time machine. Playstation fanboys form the community which tends to be populated by people who are full of sad, unwashed losers whose commitment puts [[Trekkies]], ''[[Star Wars]]'' nerds, [[Dungeons and Dragons\|D&D Nerds]] [[otaku]], [[cosplay]]ing [[otaku]] tards, [[Wikipedophile]]s, people on [[LiveJournal]], [[furries]], [[voraphile]]s [[furries]], [[goon]]s, [[Scientology\|Scientologists]], [[wigger]]s, niggaboo's, Mexicans, and [[you]] to shame. They form secret societies that conjugate in seedy [[message board]]s and discuss ancient occult secrets of which ''Final Fantasy'' is the coolest. The Gaystation 3 has such [[crap\|sweet]] games as ''Heavenly Sword'', ''Lair'' and ''Resistance: Fall of Man'' ([[unfunny\|moar liek ''Heavenly Shit'', ''TLairible'' and ''Reshitstance: Fall of Your Cock'']], [[no\|amirite]]?), which all PS3 fans will fight to the death to defend. It should also be noted that all gaystation fans are retarded [[niggers]], retarded fat white 13 year old boys who think they know what they're talking about, retarded fat [[asian]] children, and [[Chris-chan]]. if you even breathe one word of how the PS3 sucks, they'll retort with an argument so stupid that you will want 2 shoot ur fucking brains out. (Warning: Avoid PS3 [[fanboys]], as they are possibly some of the [[Stupid\|stupidest]] [[people]] alive)		Made by [[Japan]]ese super-men to conquer the world, the Playstation 3, also known as the [[Unfunny\|Gaystation Pee (hee-yuck, hee-yuck)]] or the AIDS Station, which is also the size of a refrigerator, can also be used as a blender, toaster, cheese grater, bong, and time machine. Playstation fanboys form the community which tends to be populated by people who are full of sad, unwashed losers whose commitment puts [[Trekkies]], ''[[Star Wars]]'' nerds, [[Dungeons and Dragons\|D&D Nerds]] [[otaku]], [[cosplay]]ing [[otaku]] tards, [[Wikipedophile]]s, people on [[LiveJournal]], [[furries]], [[voraphile]]s [[furries]], [[goon]]s, [[Scientology\|Scientologists]], [[wigger]]s, niggaboo's, Mexicans, and [[you]] to shame. They form secret societies that conjugate in seedy [[message board]]s and discuss ancient occult secrets of which ''Final Fantasy'' is the coolest. The Gaystation 3 has such [[crap\|sweet]] games as ''Heavenly Sword'', ''Lair'' and ''Resistance: Fall of Man'' ([[unfunny\|moar liek ''Heavenly Shit'', ''TLairible'' and ''Reshitstance: Fall of Your Cock'']], [[no\|amirite]]?), which all PS3 fans will fight to the death to defend. It should also be noted that all gaystation fans are retarded [[niggers]], retarded fat white 13 year old boys who think they know what they're talking about, retarded fat [[asian]] children, and [[Chris-chan]]. if you even breathe one word of how the PS3 sucks, they'll retort with an argument so stupid that you will want 2 shoot ur fucking brains out. (Warning: Avoid PS3 [[fanboys]], as they are possibly some of the [[Stupid\|stupidest]] [[people]] alive)

	The occult broke away from Sony after Final Fantasy XIII became a multi-platform title. Fantards were [[Final_Fantasy_XIII\|enraged]] by this sudden decision to release FFXIII on other consoles. Shortly thereafter the estranged fanbase returned to the Sony fold in order to sit around and scream about ''Metal Gear Solid'' ports while fingering their assholes to hentai pictures of Solid Snake.		The occult broke away from Sony after Final Fantasy XIII became a multi-platform title. Fantards were [[Final_Fantasy_XIII\|enraged]] by this sudden decision to release FFXIII on other consoles. Shortly thereafter the estranged fanbase returned to the Sony fold in order to sit around and scream about ''Metal Gear Solid'' ports while fingering their assholes to hentai pictures of Solid Snake.

imported>Hagibor: /* The Sad (Yet Hilarious) Truth */

2017-06-07T02:19:33Z

The Sad (Yet Hilarious) Truth

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	===The Sad (Yet Hilarious) Truth===		===The Sad (Yet Hilarious) Truth===
	The existence of the console wars is the extension of massive marketing campaigns by the respective companies, plus teenaged butthurt and faggotry. Only [[13 year old\|13 year olds]] and people with a [[irl\|life]] or [[fanboy\|fanboys]] ~~people~~ need restrict themselves to one console.		The existence of the console wars is the extension of massive marketing campaigns by the respective companies, plus teenaged butthurt and faggotry. Only [[13 year old\|13 year olds]] [[autistic]] fucks like [[Chris Chan]] and people with a [[irl\|life]], [[fanboy\|fanboys]] or the [[poor]] need restrict themselves to one console.
	As for the individual pieces of technology, we here at ED would invite you to Shut The Fuck Up about their merits. We do not care what numbers you have read, what some asshole who claims to [[CSIII\|know what he's talking about]] said on some blog, or what that fucking nigger doom developer said, you are too ignorant to even properly compare the technology. Your opinions are a worthless pile of shit, and by even engaging in the console wars, you are being a tool for a marketing department. So have your shitty consoles, we here at ED will be rocking it [[Basement-dweller\|Quad-Core]], [[Virgin\|SLI]],[[crap\|DDR3]], and with [[PlayStation_3\|with no good games]], and if you don't know what that means, please dispose of your computer immediately.		As for the individual pieces of technology, we here at ED would invite you to Shut The Fuck Up about their merits. We do not care what numbers you have read, what some asshole who claims to [[CSIII\|know what he's talking about]] said on some blog, or what that fucking nigger doom developer said, you are too ignorant to even properly compare the technology. Your opinions are a worthless pile of shit, and by even engaging in the console wars, you are being a tool for a marketing department. So have your shitty consoles, we here at ED will be rocking it [[Basement-dweller\|Quad-Core]], [[Virgin\|SLI]],[[crap\|DDR3]], and with [[PlayStation_3\|with no good games]], and if you don't know what that means, please dispose of your computer immediately.

imported>N1CK3Y at 23:28, 27 March 2016

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	{{warning\|Excessive gaming will give your children giant thumbs.}}		{{warning\|Excessive gaming will give your children giant thumbs.}}

	'''The Console Wars''' are an incredibly series of ~~boring~~ skirmishes fought with dubious logic and an endless supply of butthurt waged by [[niggers\|poor people]]. Anyone with a decent income will simply buy all three, plus a kickass gaming computer and laugh as the peasants squabble like Shia and Sunni Muslims.		'''The Console Wars''' are an incredibly boring series of skirmishes fought with dubious logic and an endless supply of butthurt waged by [[niggers\|poor people]]. Anyone with a decent income will simply buy all three, plus a kickass gaming computer and laugh as the peasants squabble like Shia and Sunni Muslims.
	==The Consoles==		==The Consoles==

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 20:49, 16 December 2015

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	*Demand Better Graphics for every game.		*Demand Better Graphics for every game.
	*Troll Everyone who doesn't own an [[Xbox\| Ecks Bawks]].		*Troll Everyone who doesn't own an [[Xbox\| Ecks Bawks]].
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	*[[Sony]]		*[[Sony]]


	{{Gaming}}		{{Gaming}}

imported>Boudica: /* Videos */

2014-08-24T03:59:04Z

Videos

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imported>Boudica: /* Videos */

2014-08-24T03:59:04Z

Videos

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imported>Boudica: /* Videos */

2014-08-24T03:59:04Z

Videos

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imported>Boudica: /* Videos */

2014-08-24T03:59:04Z

Videos

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	===Videos===		===Videos===
	<center><youtube>~~xzTgp-DF3cw~~</youtube></center>		{{center\|{{fv\|vg1\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;
	<center><youtube>OZJw9sbOTsc</youtube~~></center~~>		\|<youtube>n_E2lh1lgmk</youtube>
	<center>Your typical console nerds.</center>		<center>'''As seen by [[old media]]'''</center>
	~~<br><br>~~		\|<youtube>OZJw9sbOTsc</youtube>
	~~<center>~~<youtube>qKhVdNdCYF0</youtube~~></center~~>		<center>'''Your typical console nerds.'''</center>
	<center>~~Some retarded video~~ done by ~~some~~ [[13-year-old boy]] about a year ago, along with his faggot brother, who [[Irony\|Ironically]], calls the other person a fag at the end of the video. ~~[[Lulz]].~~</center>		\|<youtube>qKhVdNdCYF0</youtube>
			<center>'''Video done by a [[13-year-old boy]] about a year ago, along with his faggot brother,<br /> who [[Irony\|Ironically]], calls the other person a fag at the end of the video.'''</center>}}}}

	==The Corner of Tortured Logic==		==The Corner of Tortured Logic==

imported>TRH: /* The PC */

2013-12-16T01:23:44Z

The PC

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	For you ritalin deprived spastics who are incapable of reading the above text, here is an executive summary; computer [[Nerd\|fast]], console [[Retard\|slow]]. But unlike most computers used by your grandmother, games on consoles are more [[Stripping\|optimized]] than PCs of the same outdated [[Crap\|specs]]. Making it cheaper for you to buy consoles unless you have [[fail\|Xbox live]].		For you ritalin deprived spastics who are incapable of reading the above text, here is an executive summary; computer [[Nerd\|fast]], console [[Retard\|slow]]. But unlike most computers used by your grandmother, games on consoles are more [[Stripping\|optimized]] than PCs of the same outdated [[Crap\|specs]]. Making it cheaper for you to buy consoles unless you have [[fail\|Xbox live]].

	It is especially ridiculous considering how much better computer specifications are, but greedy Jew-developers are enraged by a fact that only a privileged few have the money to run games that [[Crysis\|require any computer power at all]], and gnash their teeth at the thought of clever pirates taking their games away from them. So, they have shifted away funds from PC development in favor of faggoty consoles, and put in ridiculous security measures, even though they could be offering FAR more in the way of graphical technology if they tried to push the envelope of PC graphics. Of course, I could be saying all of this just because I lack a sex life, have a horrible habit of fucking my sister, and can't really function in any form of social communication since I'm stuck in my room at all hours of the day playing such [[shit\|timeless classics]] as World of Warcraft, [[Team Fortress 2\|Hat Simulator 2012]], [[Grammar Nazi\|and]] Counter-Strike.		It is especially ridiculous considering how much better computer specifications are, but greedy Jew-developers are enraged by a fact that only a privileged few have the money to run games that [[Crysis\|require any computer power at all]], and gnash their teeth at the thought of clever pirates taking their games away from them. So, they have shifted away funds from PC development in favor of faggoty consoles, and put in ridiculous security measures, even though they could be offering FAR more in the way of graphical technology if they tried to push the envelope of PC graphics.