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How to Troll Conservapedia

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	*Ask them if they've ever travelled outside the USA		*Ask them if they've ever travelled outside the USA
	*Support free trade		*Support free trade
	*Criticise their idol [[Donald Trump]]		*Criticise their idol [[Donald Trump]] and his gay lover [[Elon Musk\|Elton Musk]]
			*Tell them the democrats are economically centre-right and the real far-left is [[Stalin]]
			*Support [[Ukraine]]
	*Ask them why they hate foreigners		*Ask them why they hate foreigners
	*Show them decades of evidence that the [[death penalty]] does NOT deter crime		*Show them decades of evidence that the [[death penalty]] does NOT deter crime

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	[[File:Andrew shlafly enjoys looking at cp in his spare time.png\|thumb\|right\|450px\|Andy Schlafly still uses dial-up, but it works at Godspeed]]		[[File:Andrew shlafly enjoys looking at cp in his spare time.png\|thumb\|right\|450px\|Andy Schlafly still uses dial-up, but it works at Godspeed]]
	[[Image:Jesus on dinosaur.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|This was taken from the Conservapedia's first article on dinosaurs. [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Dinosaur&oldid=35394#Dinosaurs_and_Creation I shit you not.]]]		[[Image:Jesus on dinosaur.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|This was taken from the Conservapedia's first article on dinosaurs. [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Dinosaur&oldid=35394#Dinosaurs_and_Creation I shit you not.]]]
	'''Conservapedia''', affectionately referred to as "CP" by its dwellers (not to be confused with the [[Child Porn\|CP]] you're probably looking for, you [[sick fuck]]), is an [[ED]] ripoff for true [[America]]n [[conservative]] [[fundamentalist]] [[~~Christ~~]]~~ian~~ [[redneck\|patriot]]s who want to know more about how to avoid evil homosexual [[buttsex\|love techniques]] and the reality of science. A non-commercial, non-[[government]]al, non-[[education]]al, non-[[logic]]al, non-sensical, and non-[[notable]] religious encyclopedia, it also responds to the name of Crapedia. The [[fact]] that it is a wiki is amusing because all liberals want to do is change things while conservatives want things to stay the same. Every edit made on the site goes against CP's purpose.		'''Conservapedia''', affectionately referred to as "CP" by its dwellers (not to be confused with the [[Child Porn\|CP]] you're probably looking for, you [[sick fuck]]), is an [[ED]] ripoff for true [[America]]n [[conservative]] [[fundamentalist]] [[MAGA]]ite [[redneck\|patriot]]s who want to know more about how to avoid evil homosexual [[buttsex\|love techniques]] and the reality of science. A non-commercial, non-[[government]]al, non-[[education]]al, non-[[logic]]al, non-sensical, and non-[[notable]] religious encyclopedia, it also responds to the name of Crapedia. The [[fact]] that it is a wiki is amusing because all liberals want to do is change things while conservatives want things to stay the same. Every edit made on the site goes against CP's purpose.

	Every article on CP is an [[retarded\|improvement]] of the same article on Wikipedia, freed from [[truth\|liberal bias]] and proofreading, and condensed into one or two concise sentences, then [[spam]]med to Hell with [[bullshit\|pertinent information]] about religion, [[lies\|creationism]] and what [[shit\|great]] presidents [[Ronald Reagan]] and [[W]] were. A good analogy: [[TOW]] is to Conservapedia as CNN is to [[lies\|Fox News]].		Every article on CP is an [[retarded\|improvement]] of the same article on Wikipedia, freed from [[truth\|liberal bias]] and proofreading, and condensed into one or two concise sentences, then [[spam]]med to Hell with [[bullshit\|pertinent information]] about religion, [[lies\|creationism]] and what [[shit\|great]] presidents [[Ronald Reagan]] and [[W]] were. A good analogy: [[TOW]] is to Conservapedia as CNN is to [[lies\|Fox News]].
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	{{quote\|The Fox News Channel is particularly weak in criticizing the homosexual agenda and abortion.}}		{{quote\|The Fox News Channel is particularly weak in criticizing the homosexual agenda and abortion.}}

	Apparently Fox News is too liberal and not ~~Bible~~-~~trumping~~, homophobic, pro-life, and PRAISE [[~~Jesus~~\|JEEBUS]] enough for the good old Amurikans at CON-servapedia.		Apparently Fox News is too liberal and not Trump/Musk-worshipping, homophobic, pro-life, and PRAISE [[Trump\|JEEBUS]] enough for the good old Amurikans at CON-servapedia.

	{{quote\|In addition, their 'Fair and Balanced' motto allows liberal propaganda, lies, deceit, and half-truths to gain an audience.}}		{{quote\|In addition, their 'Fair and Balanced' motto allows liberal propaganda, lies, deceit, and half-truths to gain an audience.}}

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 *Tell the users that their wiki is "liberal bullshit"
 *Vandalize the fuck out of Conservative's talk page
 ==Fascinating Facts==

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	==Related links==		==Related links==
	[[Image:Conservape-tan.png\|right\|150px\|thumb\|[[Wikipe-tan\|Conservape-tan]]! Though she tries hard, she can't break it off with [[Pedobear]].]]		[[Image:Conservape-tan.png\|right\|150px\|thumb\|[[Wikipe-tan\|Conservape-tan]]! Though she tries hard, she can't break it off with [[Pedobear]].]]
	* {{~~ytuser~~\|conservapediavideos\|They have a youtube channel now!}}		* {{yt\|u\|conservapediavideos\|They have a youtube channel now!}}
	* [http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page Conservapedia: a plumbing fixture for defecation]		* [http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page Conservapedia: a plumbing fixture for defecation]
	* [http://www.theonion.com/content/index The Onion]		* [http://www.theonion.com/content/index The Onion]

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	*'''JacobB:''' a disguised troll, like TK. Managed to come back after outing himself, thanks to Andy's delusional mind.		*'''JacobB:''' a disguised troll, like TK. Managed to come back after outing himself, thanks to Andy's delusional mind.


	*'''John Patti a.k.a. Jpatt:''' a [[loser\|salesman]] from [[Ohio]].		*'''John Patti a.k.a. Jpatt:''' a [[loser\|salesman]] from [[Ohio]].

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	*'''Brian Macdonald a.k.a. Karajou:''' a 50-something sack of shit from Murfreesboro, [[Tennessee]], who edited Wikipedia as "Carajou". A man of [[hambeast\|rotund]] proportions, Karajew spent 20 years behind a small desk in the U. S. Navy, where he was repeatedly [[in the ass\|penetrated]] by other Navy [[faggot]]s. Also most likely a [[furry]], as illustrated [http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/User:Karajou here].		*'''Brian Macdonald a.k.a. Karajou:''' a 50-something sack of shit from Murfreesboro, [[Tennessee]], who edited Wikipedia as "Carajou". A man of [[hambeast\|rotund]] proportions, Karajew spent 20 years behind a small desk in the U. S. Navy, where he was repeatedly [[in the ass\|penetrated]] by other Navy [[faggot]]s. Also most likely a [[furry]], as illustrated [http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/User:Karajou here].

	*'''Edmund W. Poor''' or [[Bureaucratic_Fuck#Ed_Poor\|Ed Poor]]: slow of understanding and incapable of creating decent articles, Poor's an [[old]] bully and a [[raped\|former]] TOW administrator. His "talents" are being used by Andy to keep CP "[[Circumcision\|clean and concise]]". [[Moonie]]-cultist, antisemitic and }[[racist]] to the core, the bastard also loves the [[pedo]]philic nickname "Uncle Ed". In fact, he LOVES the [[loli]], and has manifested his dirty fetishism several times on CP; a good example are his reviews of movies starring young actresses like [[Dakota Fanning]]. His latest article is about teen female star AnnaSophia Robb. Ed's habit of [[Blog\|liveblogging]] his movie-watching activities led to Conservapedia being unique among encyclopedias in having a category named "Movies about football coaches with 11-year-old daughters".		*'''Edmund W. Poor''' or [[Bureaucratic_Fuck#Ed_Poor\|Ed Poor]]: slow of understanding and incapable of creating decent articles, Poor's an [[old]] bully and a [[raped\|former]] TOW administrator. His "talents" are being used by Andy to keep CP "[[Circumcision\|clean and concise]]". [[Moonie]]-cultist, antisemitic and [[racist]] to the core, the bastard also loves the [[pedo]]philic nickname "Uncle Ed". In fact, he LOVES the [[loli]], and has manifested his dirty fetishism several times on CP; a good example are his reviews of movies starring young actresses like [[Dakota Fanning]]. His latest article is about teen female star AnnaSophia Robb. Ed's habit of [[Blog\|liveblogging]] his movie-watching activities led to Conservapedia being unique among encyclopedias in having a category named "Movies about football coaches with 11-year-old daughters".

	*'''Dr. Terry Hurlbut a.k.a. TerryH a.k.a. Temlakos a.k.a. NOLIBS:''' a widower, and evidently, lonely. Like most Conservapedians, Terry is [[old]] and some argue, a child molester. You can thank him for starting the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digg_Patriots "Digg Patriots"] ({{archive\|92zkW\|1}} {{wayback\|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digg_Patriots\|title=2}}) that nearly crashed [[Digg]] into the ground in 2010. And you can ''also'' thank him for starting the [https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditCritiques/comments/33urd8/the_official_nolibs_thread/?st=iwh3wyno&sh=62d430fc "NOLIBS" sockfarm] on [[Reddit]] ({{archive\|3i9aq\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditCritiques/comments/33urd8/the_official_nolibs_thread/?st=iwh3wyno&sh=62d430fc\|title=2}}), which eventually morphed into the turd brigade we can thank for [https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/ r/the_donald] ({{archive\|\|1}} {{wayback\|https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=/r/The_Donald\|title=2}}). The meanest and most paranoid subreddit evar. (Ask [[David Gerard]] {{RWlink\|Terry_Hurlbut\|about him!}} ({{archive\|bTz30\|1}} {{wayback\|https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Terry_Hurlbut\|title=2}}))		*'''Dr. Terry Hurlbut a.k.a. TerryH a.k.a. Temlakos a.k.a. NOLIBS:''' a widower, and evidently, lonely. Like most Conservapedians, Terry is [[old]] and some argue, a child molester. You can thank him for starting the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digg_Patriots "Digg Patriots"] ({{archive\|92zkW\|1}} {{wayback\|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digg_Patriots\|title=2}}) that nearly crashed [[Digg]] into the ground in 2010. And you can ''also'' thank him for starting the [https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditCritiques/comments/33urd8/the_official_nolibs_thread/?st=iwh3wyno&sh=62d430fc "NOLIBS" sockfarm] on [[Reddit]] ({{archive\|3i9aq\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditCritiques/comments/33urd8/the_official_nolibs_thread/?st=iwh3wyno&sh=62d430fc\|title=2}}), which eventually morphed into the turd brigade we can thank for [https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/ r/the_donald] ({{archive\|\|1}} {{wayback\|https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=/r/The_Donald\|title=2}}). The meanest and most paranoid subreddit evar. (Ask [[David Gerard]] {{RWlink\|Terry_Hurlbut\|about him!}} ({{archive\|bTz30\|1}} {{wayback\|https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Terry_Hurlbut\|title=2}}))

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	[[File:Andrew shlafly enjoys looking at cp in his spare time.png\|thumb\|right\|450px\|Andy Schlafly still uses dial-up, but it works at Godspeed]]		[[File:Andrew shlafly enjoys looking at cp in his spare time.png\|thumb\|right\|450px\|Andy Schlafly still uses dial-up, but it works at Godspeed]]
	[[Image:Jesus on dinosaur.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|This was taken from the Conservapedia's first article on dinosaurs. [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Dinosaur&oldid=35394#Dinosaurs_and_Creation I shit you not.]]]		[[Image:Jesus on dinosaur.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|This was taken from the Conservapedia's first article on dinosaurs. [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Dinosaur&oldid=35394#Dinosaurs_and_Creation I shit you not.]]]
	'''Conservapedia''', affectionately referred to as "CP" by its dwellers (not to be confused with the [[Child Porn\|CP]] you're probably looking for, you [[sick fuck]]), is an [[ED]] ripoff for true [[America]]n [[conservative]] [[fundamentalist]] [[~~Christ~~]]~~ian~~ [[redneck\|patriot]]s who want to know more about how to avoid evil homosexual [[buttsex\|love techniques]] and the reality of science. A non-commercial, non-[[government]]al, non-[[education]]al, non-[[logic]]al, non-sensical, and non-[[notable]] religious encyclopedia, it also responds to the name of Crapedia. The [[fact]] that it is a wiki is amusing because all liberals want to do is change things while conservatives want things to stay the same. Every edit made on the site goes against CP's purpose.		'''Conservapedia''', affectionately referred to as "CP" by its dwellers (not to be confused with the [[Child Porn\|CP]] you're probably looking for, you [[sick fuck]]), is an [[ED]] ripoff for true [[America]]n [[conservative]] [[fundamentalist]] [[MAGA]]ite [[redneck\|patriot]]s who want to know more about how to avoid evil homosexual [[buttsex\|love techniques]] and the reality of science. A non-commercial, non-[[government]]al, non-[[education]]al, non-[[logic]]al, non-sensical, and non-[[notable]] religious encyclopedia, it also responds to the name of Crapedia. The [[fact]] that it is a wiki is amusing because all liberals want to do is change things while conservatives want things to stay the same. Every edit made on the site goes against CP's purpose.

	Every article on CP is an [[retarded\|improvement]] of the same article on Wikipedia, freed from [[truth\|liberal bias]] and proofreading, and condensed into one or two concise sentences, then [[spam]]med to Hell with [[bullshit\|pertinent information]] about religion, [[lies\|creationism]] and what [[shit\|great]] presidents [[Ronald Reagan]] and [[W]] were. A good analogy: [[TOW]] is to Conservapedia as CNN is to [[lies\|Fox News]].		Every article on CP is an [[retarded\|improvement]] of the same article on Wikipedia, freed from [[truth\|liberal bias]] and proofreading, and condensed into one or two concise sentences, then [[spam]]med to Hell with [[bullshit\|pertinent information]] about religion, [[lies\|creationism]] and what [[shit\|great]] presidents [[Ronald Reagan]] and [[W]] were. A good analogy: [[TOW]] is to Conservapedia as CNN is to [[lies\|Fox News]].
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	{{quote\|The Fox News Channel is particularly weak in criticizing the homosexual agenda and abortion.}}		{{quote\|The Fox News Channel is particularly weak in criticizing the homosexual agenda and abortion.}}

	Apparently Fox News is too liberal and not ~~Bible~~-~~trumping~~, homophobic, pro-life, and PRAISE [[~~Jesus~~\|JEEBUS]] enough for the good old Amurikans at CON-servapedia.		Apparently Fox News is too liberal and not Trump/Musk-worshipping, homophobic, pro-life, and PRAISE [[Trump\|JEEBUS]] enough for the good old Amurikans at CON-servapedia.

	{{quote\|In addition, their 'Fair and Balanced' motto allows liberal propaganda, lies, deceit, and half-truths to gain an audience.}}		{{quote\|In addition, their 'Fair and Balanced' motto allows liberal propaganda, lies, deceit, and half-truths to gain an audience.}}

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	*'''Brian Macdonald a.k.a. Karajou:''' a 50-something sack of shit from Murfreesboro, [[Tennessee]], who edited Wikipedia as "Carajou". A man of [[hambeast\|rotund]] proportions, Karajew spent 20 years behind a small desk in the U. S. Navy, where he was repeatedly [[in the ass\|penetrated]] by other Navy [[faggot]]s. Also most likely a [[furry]], as illustrated [http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/User:Karajou here].		*'''Brian Macdonald a.k.a. Karajou:''' a 50-something sack of shit from Murfreesboro, [[Tennessee]], who edited Wikipedia as "Carajou". A man of [[hambeast\|rotund]] proportions, Karajew spent 20 years behind a small desk in the U. S. Navy, where he was repeatedly [[in the ass\|penetrated]] by other Navy [[faggot]]s. Also most likely a [[furry]], as illustrated [http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/User:Karajou here].

	*'''Edmund W. Poor''' or [[Bureaucratic_Fuck#Ed_Poor\|Ed Poor]]: slow of understanding and incapable of creating decent articles, Poor's an [[old]] bully and a [[raped\|former]] TOW administrator. His "talents" are being used by Andy to keep CP "[[Circumcision\|clean and concise]]". [[Moonie]]-cultist, antisemitic and }[[racist]] to the core, the bastard also loves the [[pedo]]philic nickname "Uncle Ed". In fact, he LOVES the [[loli]], and has manifested his dirty fetishism several times on CP; a good example are his reviews of movies starring young actresses like [[Dakota Fanning]]. His latest article is about teen female star AnnaSophia Robb. Ed's habit of [[Blog\|liveblogging]] his movie-watching activities led to Conservapedia being unique among encyclopedias in having a category named "Movies about football coaches with 11-year-old daughters".		*'''Edmund W. Poor''' or [[Bureaucratic_Fuck#Ed_Poor\|Ed Poor]]: slow of understanding and incapable of creating decent articles, Poor's an [[old]] bully and a [[raped\|former]] TOW administrator. His "talents" are being used by Andy to keep CP "[[Circumcision\|clean and concise]]". [[Moonie]]-cultist, antisemitic and [[racist]] to the core, the bastard also loves the [[pedo]]philic nickname "Uncle Ed". In fact, he LOVES the [[loli]], and has manifested his dirty fetishism several times on CP; a good example are his reviews of movies starring young actresses like [[Dakota Fanning]]. His latest article is about teen female star AnnaSophia Robb. Ed's habit of [[Blog\|liveblogging]] his movie-watching activities led to Conservapedia being unique among encyclopedias in having a category named "Movies about football coaches with 11-year-old daughters".

	*'''Dr. Terry Hurlbut a.k.a. TerryH a.k.a. Temlakos a.k.a. NOLIBS:''' a widower, and evidently, lonely. Like most Conservapedians, Terry is [[old]] and some argue, a child molester. You can thank him for starting the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digg_Patriots "Digg Patriots"] ({{archive\|92zkW\|1}} {{wayback\|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digg_Patriots\|title=2}}) that nearly crashed [[Digg]] into the ground in 2010. And you can ''also'' thank him for starting the [https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditCritiques/comments/33urd8/the_official_nolibs_thread/?st=iwh3wyno&sh=62d430fc "NOLIBS" sockfarm] on [[Reddit]] ({{archive\|3i9aq\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditCritiques/comments/33urd8/the_official_nolibs_thread/?st=iwh3wyno&sh=62d430fc\|title=2}}), which eventually morphed into the turd brigade we can thank for [https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/ r/the_donald] ({{archive\|\|1}} {{wayback\|https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=/r/The_Donald\|title=2}}). The meanest and most paranoid subreddit evar. (Ask [[David Gerard]] {{RWlink\|Terry_Hurlbut\|about him!}} ({{archive\|bTz30\|1}} {{wayback\|https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Terry_Hurlbut\|title=2}}))		*'''Dr. Terry Hurlbut a.k.a. TerryH a.k.a. Temlakos a.k.a. NOLIBS:''' a widower, and evidently, lonely. Like most Conservapedians, Terry is [[old]] and some argue, a child molester. You can thank him for starting the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digg_Patriots "Digg Patriots"] ({{archive\|92zkW\|1}} {{wayback\|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digg_Patriots\|title=2}}) that nearly crashed [[Digg]] into the ground in 2010. And you can ''also'' thank him for starting the [https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditCritiques/comments/33urd8/the_official_nolibs_thread/?st=iwh3wyno&sh=62d430fc "NOLIBS" sockfarm] on [[Reddit]] ({{archive\|3i9aq\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditCritiques/comments/33urd8/the_official_nolibs_thread/?st=iwh3wyno&sh=62d430fc\|title=2}}), which eventually morphed into the turd brigade we can thank for [https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/ r/the_donald] ({{archive\|\|1}} {{wayback\|https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=/r/The_Donald\|title=2}}). The meanest and most paranoid subreddit evar. (Ask [[David Gerard]] {{RWlink\|Terry_Hurlbut\|about him!}} ({{archive\|bTz30\|1}} {{wayback\|https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Terry_Hurlbut\|title=2}}))

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	*'''Ken DeMyer a.k.a. Conservative:''' cum-hungry cretin who was dishonorably expelled from Wikipedia for bullying and lack of talent, so he was immediately made a CP sysop. A rampant [[homophobe]] with a [[asshole\|borderline personality disorder]], he has also authored such fantastic shitfests as [http://www.conservapedia.com/Evolution Evolution] ({{archive\|3eEcW\|1}} {{wayback\|http://www.conservapedia.com/Evolution\|title=2}}), [http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism Atheism] ({{archive\|3oTtF\|1}} {{wayback\|http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism\|title=2}}), and 98% of CP's roughly 9,426 articles on [[homosexuality]], including [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome "Gay Bowel Syndrome"] ({{archive\|UTQwS\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_bowel_syndrome\|title=2}}), about which he is the world's foremost [[Faggot\|expert]].		*'''Ken DeMyer a.k.a. Conservative:''' cum-hungry cretin who was dishonorably expelled from Wikipedia for bullying and lack of talent, so he was immediately made a CP sysop. A rampant [[homophobe]] with a [[asshole\|borderline personality disorder]], he has also authored such fantastic shitfests as [http://www.conservapedia.com/Evolution Evolution] ({{archive\|3eEcW\|1}} {{wayback\|http://www.conservapedia.com/Evolution\|title=2}}), [http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism Atheism] ({{archive\|3oTtF\|1}} {{wayback\|http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism\|title=2}}), and 98% of CP's roughly 9,426 articles on [[homosexuality]], including [http://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_Bowel_Syndrome "Gay Bowel Syndrome"] ({{archive\|UTQwS\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.conservapedia.com/Gay_bowel_syndrome\|title=2}}), about which he is the world's foremost [[Faggot\|expert]].

	*'''Brian ~~Macdonald~~ a.k.a. Karajou:''' a 50-something sack of shit from Murfreesboro, [[Tennessee]], who edited Wikipedia as "Carajou". A man of [[hambeast\|rotund]] proportions, Karajew spent 20 years behind a small desk in the U. S. Navy, where he was repeatedly [[in the ass\|penetrated]] by other Navy [[faggot]]s. Also most likely a [[furry]], as illustrated [http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/User:Karajou here].		*'''Brian MacDonald a.k.a. Karajou:''' a 50-something sack of shit from Murfreesboro, [[Tennessee]], who edited Wikipedia as "Carajou". A man of [[hambeast\|rotund]] proportions, Karajew spent 20 years behind a small desk in the U. S. Navy, where he was repeatedly [[in the ass\|penetrated]] by other Navy [[faggot]]s. Also most likely a [[furry]], as illustrated [http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/User:Karajou here].

	*'''Edmund W. Poor''' or [[Bureaucratic_Fuck#Ed_Poor\|Ed Poor]]: slow of understanding and incapable of creating decent articles, Poor's an [[old]] bully and a [[raped\|former]] TOW administrator. His "talents" are being used by Andy to keep CP "[[Circumcision\|clean and concise]]". [[Moonie]]-cultist, antisemitic and [[racist]] to the core, the bastard also loves the [[pedo]]philic nickname "Uncle Ed". In fact, he LOVES the [[loli]], and has manifested his dirty fetishism several times on CP; ~~a good example~~ are his reviews of movies starring young actresses like [[Dakota Fanning]]~~. His latest~~ article is about teen ~~female~~ star AnnaSophia Robb. Ed's habit of [[Blog\|liveblogging]] his movie-watching activities led to Conservapedia being unique among encyclopedias in having a category named "Movies about football coaches with 11-year-old daughters".		*'''Edmund W. Poor''' or [[Bureaucratic_Fuck#Ed_Poor\|Ed Poor]]: slow of understanding and incapable of creating decent articles, Poor's an [[old]] bully and a [[raped\|former]] TOW administrator. His "talents" are being used by Andy to keep CP "[[Circumcision\|clean and concise]]". [[Moonie]]-cultist, antisemitic and [[racist]] to the core, the bastard also loves the [[pedo]]philic nickname "Uncle Ed". In fact, he LOVES the [[loli]], and has manifested his dirty fetishism several times on CP; examples of this are his reviews of movies starring young actresses like [[Dakota Fanning]] and an article about former teen star AnnaSophia Robb. Ed's habit of [[Blog\|liveblogging]] his movie-watching activities led to Conservapedia being unique among encyclopedias in having a category named "Movies about football coaches with 11-year-old daughters".

	*'''Dr. Terry Hurlbut a.k.a. TerryH a.k.a. Temlakos a.k.a. NOLIBS:''' a widower, and evidently, lonely. Like most Conservapedians, Terry is [[old]] and some argue, a child molester. You can thank him for starting the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digg_Patriots "Digg Patriots"] ({{archive\|92zkW\|1}} {{wayback\|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digg_Patriots\|title=2}}) that nearly crashed [[Digg]] into the ground in 2010. And you can ''also'' thank him for starting the [https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditCritiques/comments/33urd8/the_official_nolibs_thread/?st=iwh3wyno&sh=62d430fc "NOLIBS" sockfarm] on [[Reddit]] ({{archive\|3i9aq\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditCritiques/comments/33urd8/the_official_nolibs_thread/?st=iwh3wyno&sh=62d430fc\|title=2}}), which eventually morphed into the turd brigade we can thank for [https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/ r/the_donald] ({{archive\|\|1}} {{wayback\|https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=/r/The_Donald\|title=2}}). The meanest and most paranoid subreddit evar. (Ask [[David Gerard]] {{RWlink\|Terry_Hurlbut\|about him!}} ({{archive\|bTz30\|1}} {{wayback\|https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Terry_Hurlbut\|title=2}}))		*'''Dr. Terry Hurlbut a.k.a. TerryH a.k.a. Temlakos a.k.a. NOLIBS:''' a widower, and evidently, lonely. Like most Conservapedians, Terry is [[old]] and some argue, a child molester. You can thank him for starting the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digg_Patriots "Digg Patriots"] ({{archive\|92zkW\|1}} {{wayback\|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digg_Patriots\|title=2}}) that nearly crashed [[Digg]] into the ground in 2010. And you can ''also'' thank him for starting the [https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditCritiques/comments/33urd8/the_official_nolibs_thread/?st=iwh3wyno&sh=62d430fc "NOLIBS" sockfarm] on [[Reddit]] ({{archive\|3i9aq\|1}} {{wayback\|https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditCritiques/comments/33urd8/the_official_nolibs_thread/?st=iwh3wyno&sh=62d430fc\|title=2}}), which eventually morphed into the turd brigade we can thank for [https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/ r/the_donald] ({{archive\|\|1}} {{wayback\|https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=/r/The_Donald\|title=2}}). The meanest and most paranoid subreddit evar. (Ask [[David Gerard]] {{RWlink\|Terry_Hurlbut\|about him!}} ({{archive\|bTz30\|1}} {{wayback\|https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Terry_Hurlbut\|title=2}}))

	*'''Joaquin Martinez:''' an import from Campeche, Mexico, and the only Mexican who doesn’t like tequila. He wrote the article about his own country, and [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Mexico&diff=291121&oldid=291117 the first sentence] ({{archive\|UrJko\|1}} {{wayback\|http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Mexico&diff=291121&oldid=291117\|title=2}}) is worthy of the Pulitzer: "Mexico is a country in North America, directly south of the United States; bordering the North Pacific Ocean is between Guatemala and the US and bordering the Caribbean Sea and the Gulf of Mexico, between Belize and the US." Joaquin is Conservapedia's resident supplier of pictures for articles, and his job is made much easier by his unique interpretation of the [[Fair use\|fair use]] provisions of copyright law. Essentially, Joaquin considers fair use to mean that he can use any pictures he finds on the [[Internets]] to make Conservapedia's articles pretty. This is particularly ironic given that the Andrew Schlafly, the site owner, is allegedly a lawyer.		*'''Joaquin Martinez:''' an import from Campeche, Mexico, and the only Mexican who doesn’t like tequila. Joaquin is Conservapedia's resident supplier of pictures for articles, and his job is made much easier by his unique interpretation of the [[Fair use\|fair use]] provisions of copyright law. Essentially, Joaquin considers fair use to mean that he can use any pictures he finds on the [[Internets]] to make Conservapedia's articles pretty. This is particularly ironic given that the Andrew Schlafly, the site owner, is allegedly a lawyer.

	*'''JacobB:''' a disguised troll, like TK. Managed to come back after outing himself, thanks to Andy's delusional mind.		*'''JacobB:''' a disguised troll, like TK. Managed to come back after outing himself, thanks to Andy's delusional mind.
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	*'''Trent Toulouse a.k.a. Tmtoulouse''': as a sysop, his reign of terror was shorter than [[Benazir Bhutto]]'s lifespan in Pakistan. [[Donations\|Money dealer]] at [[RationalWiki]], also edits Wikipedia under the same name.		*'''Trent Toulouse a.k.a. Tmtoulouse''': as a sysop, his reign of terror was shorter than [[Benazir Bhutto]]'s lifespan in Pakistan. [[Donations\|Money dealer]] at [[RationalWiki]], also edits Wikipedia under the same name.

	*'''Ames Grawer or AmesG:''' one of Conservapedia's mortal foes, Mr Grawer is feared and reviled with equal passion by Andy Schlafly and Brian ~~Macdonald~~. It can be argued that, individually, Mr Grawer has caused more damage to CP than any other liberal troll. ''(Note: TK has caused more damage than anyobody else, but he's more like a homosexual troll.)''		*'''Ames Grawer or AmesG:''' one of Conservapedia's mortal foes, Mr. Grawer is feared and reviled with equal passion by Andy Schlafly and Brian MacDonald. It can be argued that, individually, Mr. Grawer has caused more damage to CP than any other liberal troll. ''(Note: TK has caused more damage than anyobody else, but he's more like a homosexual troll.)''

	*'''Fox''': kike, and possibly a [[Nazi fur]]. Self-destructed by posting articles parodying Schlalfy's obsession with liberal topics.		*'''Fox''': kike, and possibly a [[Nazi fur]]. Self-destructed by posting articles parodying Schlalfy's obsession with liberal topics.
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	*'''HelpJazz''': probably likes [[negro]] music. Must be confused - he actually tried simultaneously to follow Andy's orders ''and'' to improve articles. As a result, never, ever, ever got night-editing rights. Departed CP in 2008.		*'''HelpJazz''': probably likes [[negro]] music. Must be confused - he actually tried simultaneously to follow Andy's orders ''and'' to improve articles. As a result, never, ever, ever got night-editing rights. Departed CP in 2008.

	*'''Bugler:''' ~~An expert~~ parodist, Schlafly gave him 24/7 edit ~~privileges, uploading~~ privileges, blocking ~~power~~ and two non-consecutive blowjobs. Seemingly the avatar of Poe's Law here on Earth, he has now [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&curid=78585&diff=598757&oldid=598701 admitted to being a troll all along]. '''(Confession BALEETED from the face of God's Earth)'''		*'''Bugler:''' A virtuoso parodist, Schlafly gave him 24/7 edit privileges, blocking powers and two non-consecutive blowjobs. Seemingly the avatar of Poe's Law here on Earth, he has now [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&curid=78585&diff=598757&oldid=598701 admitted to being a troll all along]. '''(Confession BALEETED from the face of God's Earth)'''

	*'''JessicaT:''' some [[Azn]] chick. Her race and age enticed Ed Poor's flaccid penis. Forced to resign due to possible scandal.		*'''JessicaT:''' some [[Azn]] chick. Her race and age enticed Ed Poor's flaccid penis. Forced to resign due to possible scandal.

	*'''Terry Koeckritz (Yiddish for "cock ring") a.k.a. TK :''' incredibly nosy, this 60 something [[truth\|closet homo]] from the outskirts of Reno, Nevada was what CP treasures the most. A trusted henchman, he asked for his own [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special%3AIpblocklist&action=search&limit=&ip=TK removal] ({{archive\|Vuok5\|1}} {{wayback\|http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special%3AIpblocklist&action=search&limit=&ip=TK\|title=2}}) after a [[flame war]] with Schlafly himself. Unsurprisingly he was promoted again after Conservapedia [[final solution\|rid itself of its Jew problem]]. It's a fact that every time Koeckritz blocked a user, he celebrated the event shaking hands with the one-eyed milkman. Arguably the most powerful CP sysop ever; he drove away many good editors, including Philip Rayment. Allegedly, he was an infiltrator from [[RationalWiki]], like other CP editors (he was E.Wig at RW), but then betrayed everybody for the lulz and to fulfill alone his own agenda: undermining Conservapedia. {{RWlink\|Conservapedia:TK#Death\|Died on Dec. 17, 2010}} ({{archive\|aG6Dv\|1}} {{wayback\|http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Conservapedia:TK#Death\|title=2}}).		*'''Terry Koeckritz (Yiddish for "cock ring") a.k.a. TK :''' incredibly nosy, this 60 something [[truth\|closet homo]] from the outskirts of Reno, Nevada, was what CP treasures the most. A trusted henchman, he asked for his own [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special%3AIpblocklist&action=search&limit=&ip=TK removal] ({{archive\|Vuok5\|1}} {{wayback\|http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special%3AIpblocklist&action=search&limit=&ip=TK\|title=2}}) after a [[flame war]] with Schlafly himself. Unsurprisingly he was promoted again after Conservapedia [[final solution\|rid itself of its Jew problem]]. It's a fact that every time Koeckritz blocked a user, he celebrated the event shaking hands with the one-eyed milkman. Arguably the most powerful CP sysop ever; he drove away many good editors, including Philip Rayment. Allegedly, he was an infiltrator from [[RationalWiki]], like other CP editors (he was E.Wig at RW), but then betrayed everybody for the lulz and to fulfill alone his own agenda: undermining Conservapedia. {{RWlink\|Conservapedia:TK#Death\|Died on Dec. 17, 2010}} ({{archive\|aG6Dv\|1}} {{wayback\|http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Conservapedia:TK#Death\|title=2}}).

	*'''Robert Smith a.k.a. RobSmith:''' Director of Internal Counterintelligence and history revisionist, [[Unwarranted self-importance\|he considers himself a scholar]] (Ha!). Rude to every user and ferociously [[homophobe\|anti-communist]], he was one of the most violent wielder of the [[banhammer]]. Ironically [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Nobs01 booted from Wikipedia] for the same behavior he banned for ({{archive\|ZKx1W\|1}} {{wayback\|http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Nobs01\|title=2}}). Rebelled against the goon squad on July 2011; defrocked on August 2011.		*'''Robert Smith a.k.a. RobSmith:''' Director of Internal Counterintelligence and history revisionist, [[Unwarranted self-importance\|he considers himself a scholar]] (Ha!). Rude to every user and ferociously [[homophobe\|anti-communist]], he was one of the most violent wielder of the [[banhammer]]. Ironically [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Nobs01 booted from Wikipedia] for the same behavior he banned for ({{archive\|ZKx1W\|1}} {{wayback\|http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Nobs01\|title=2}}). Rebelled against the goon squad on July 2011; defrocked on August 2011.