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The PolishPrince: /* Wolverine */

2025-09-15T01:11:17Z

Wolverine

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	[[File:Wolverine snikt claws.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>Only a Nip would forget basic anatomy and make Wolverine's claws longer than his arms</center>]]		[[File:Wolverine snikt claws.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>Only a Nip would forget basic anatomy and make Wolverine's claws longer than his arms</center>]]

	~~Now the one character that will get the~~ [[~~MLP~~\|~~Rainbow Dash]], plushie humping freaks out of their [[Basement-dweller~~\|~~Basement apartment~~]] to buy 2 copies of every issue is Wolverine so that they can have one to read with their Cheeto dust covered fingers and have another to store away in their safety deposit box because it's value, they believe, is going to go way up becauses who doesn't love Wolverine?		[[File:Wolverine (vol. 1) 1.jpg\|right\|250px]]

	~~Wolverine is who these pimple faced~~, [[Basement-dweller\|~~light fearing~~]] ~~losers want~~ to be and ~~Marvel knows~~ it~~. The~~'~~re always working fan service in to satiate these worms. He screws syphilitic~~, ~~hepatitis C~~, [[~~AIDS~~\|~~GRIDS]], infected [[Women~~]]~~, drinks without consequences and smokes~~ like ~~a chimney because he can get away with it because he has a [[You\|mutant]] healing factor.~~		Now the one character that will get the [[MLP\|Rainbow Dash]], plushie humping freaks out of their [[Basement-dweller\|Basement apartment]] to buy 2 copies of every issue is Wolverine so that they can have one to read with their Cheeto dust covered fingers and have another to store away in their safety deposit box because it's value, they believe, is going to go way up becauses who doesn't love a yellow spandex wearing [[Hero\|Anti-Hero]] like Wolverine?

	Furthermore, to get the geeks to drop their <s>hard earned shekels</s> money that [[Your Mom\|their moms]] gave them, this formerly [[Jew\|Jewish]] run company of [[Evil]], (Marvel was bought out by [[Disney]] so now it's a subsidiary of EVIL LLC), they figured out that when these rotund [[Fantard\|fanboys]] are jerking off to pictures of their Waifus from [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] they aren't buying Marvel products or watching their badly produced [[Animu\|Cartoons]], they hired [[Japan\|Nip]] artist Tsutomu Nihei to write a five issue, limited series called '''"Snikt"'''. (Really? Just nevermind.)		Wolverine is who these pimple faced, [[Basement-dweller\|light fearing]] losers want to be and Marvel knows it. Marvel never shows him working out to give them the hint to exercise. Marvel always sticks to their formula of working fan service into every issue to satiate these worms. He screws syphilitic, hepatitis C, [[AIDS\|GRIDS]], infected [[Women]], drinks without consequences, smokes like a chimney and plays [[An Hero\|Russian Roulette]] with an automatic pistol because he can get away with it because he has a [[You\|mutant]] healing factor.

			Furthermore, to get the geeks to drop their <s>hard earned shekels</s> money that [[Your Mom\|their moms]] gave them, this formerly [[Jew\|Jewish]] run company of [[Evil]], (Marvel was bought out by [[Disney]] so now it's a subsidiary of EVIL LLC {{Jew}}), they figured out that when these rotund [[Fantard\|fanboys]] are jerking off to pictures of their Waifus from [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] they aren't buying Marvel products or watching their badly produced [[Animu\|Cartoons]], they hired [[Japan\|Nip]] artist Tsutomu Nihei to write a five issue, limited series called '''"Snikt"'''. (Really? Just nevermind.)

	Not a big seller with mainstream comic buyers, it did have the comic books are [[America]]n manga fans [[Cum\|creaming]] all over their [[Masterbate\|toss off to]] issues and like most things that have a [[Scientology\|cult]] following, the [[Hipster\|Trendy Fuckers]] smelled a chance to look cool late in their life and 20 years later, they pounced and drove up single issue prices to $100 a piece, ensuring that the comic book [[Money\|speculaters]], who were buying 20 issues a month, would be making money.		Not a big seller with mainstream comic buyers, it did have the comic books are [[America]]n manga fans [[Cum\|creaming]] all over their [[Masterbate\|toss off to]] issues and like most things that have a [[Scientology\|cult]] following, the [[Hipster\|Trendy Fuckers]] smelled a chance to look cool late in their life and 20 years later, they pounced and drove up single issue prices to $100 a piece, ensuring that the comic book [[Money\|speculaters]], who were buying 20 issues a month, would be making money.
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	All we can say is at least the "Snikt" issues aren't Vertigo's [[Neil Gaiman's Sandman\|Sandman]]. The First ten issues are only valued, around, one, maybe two thousand dollars in mint condition but you have the [[eBay]] homos thinking that they can pay off their student loans with them.		All we can say is at least the "Snikt" issues aren't Vertigo's [[Neil Gaiman's Sandman\|Sandman]]. The First ten issues are only valued, around, one, maybe two thousand dollars in mint condition but you have the [[eBay]] homos thinking that they can pay off their student loans with them.

	All we ask is why don't these comic/manga geeks do the world a favor and just jerk-off to their plastic molded, waifu figure one last time and [[Dead\|curl up and die]].		All we ask is, why don't these comic/manga geeks do the world a favor and just jerk-off to their plastic molded, waifu figure one last time and [[Dead\|curl up and die]].

The PolishPrince: /* Superhero comics */

2025-09-15T00:46:50Z

Superhero comics

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 The only superhero worth taking the wrapper off his comic is [[Pretty Cool Guy|Spider Jerusalem]] from ''Transmetropolitan'', because unlike most other superheroes who spend the twenty-two pages (minus advertisements, those lazy bastards) flying around in homoerotic undergarments and saving people from [[asking for it|whatever they happened to be asking for at the time]], Jerusalem is seen throughout his comic chain-smoking, eating the eyes of endangered species as a snack, writing his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|weekly newspaper column]] from the tops of strip clubs while [[otherkin|half-human aliens]] riot against the police below, doing drugs, [[win|making Catholic priests vomit for eavesdropping on him]], [[epic win|and shooting the President of the United States with his bowel disruptor]]. His only negative aspects of his bad-assery is that he's basically a chain-smoking ripoff of [[Deadpool]], was created by a Brit, and is based upon [[Hunter S. Thompson]], who became an hero.
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← Older revision		Revision as of 01:11, 15 September 2025
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	[[File:Wolverine snikt claws.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>Only a Nip would forget basic anatomy and make Wolverine's claws longer than his arms</center>]]		[[File:Wolverine snikt claws.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>Only a Nip would forget basic anatomy and make Wolverine's claws longer than his arms</center>]]

	~~Now the one character that will get the~~ [[~~MLP~~\|~~Rainbow Dash]], plushie humping freaks out of their [[Basement-dweller~~\|~~Basement apartment~~]] to buy 2 copies of every issue is Wolverine so that they can have one to read with their Cheeto dust covered fingers and have another to store away in their safety deposit box because it's value, they believe, is going to go way up becauses who doesn't love Wolverine?		[[File:Wolverine (vol. 1) 1.jpg\|right\|250px]]

	~~Wolverine is who these pimple faced~~, [[Basement-dweller\|~~light fearing~~]] ~~losers want~~ to be and ~~Marvel knows~~ it~~. The~~'~~re always working fan service in to satiate these worms. He screws syphilitic~~, ~~hepatitis C~~, [[~~AIDS~~\|~~GRIDS]], infected [[Women~~]]~~, drinks without consequences and smokes~~ like ~~a chimney because he can get away with it because he has a [[You\|mutant]] healing factor.~~		Now the one character that will get the [[MLP\|Rainbow Dash]], plushie humping freaks out of their [[Basement-dweller\|Basement apartment]] to buy 2 copies of every issue is Wolverine so that they can have one to read with their Cheeto dust covered fingers and have another to store away in their safety deposit box because it's value, they believe, is going to go way up becauses who doesn't love a yellow spandex wearing [[Hero\|Anti-Hero]] like Wolverine?

	Furthermore, to get the geeks to drop their <s>hard earned shekels</s> money that [[Your Mom\|their moms]] gave them, this formerly [[Jew\|Jewish]] run company of [[Evil]], (Marvel was bought out by [[Disney]] so now it's a subsidiary of EVIL LLC), they figured out that when these rotund [[Fantard\|fanboys]] are jerking off to pictures of their Waifus from [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] they aren't buying Marvel products or watching their badly produced [[Animu\|Cartoons]], they hired [[Japan\|Nip]] artist Tsutomu Nihei to write a five issue, limited series called '''"Snikt"'''. (Really? Just nevermind.)		Wolverine is who these pimple faced, [[Basement-dweller\|light fearing]] losers want to be and Marvel knows it. Marvel never shows him working out to give them the hint to exercise. Marvel always sticks to their formula of working fan service into every issue to satiate these worms. He screws syphilitic, hepatitis C, [[AIDS\|GRIDS]], infected [[Women]], drinks without consequences, smokes like a chimney and plays [[An Hero\|Russian Roulette]] with an automatic pistol because he can get away with it because he has a [[You\|mutant]] healing factor.

			Furthermore, to get the geeks to drop their <s>hard earned shekels</s> money that [[Your Mom\|their moms]] gave them, this formerly [[Jew\|Jewish]] run company of [[Evil]], (Marvel was bought out by [[Disney]] so now it's a subsidiary of EVIL LLC {{Jew}}), they figured out that when these rotund [[Fantard\|fanboys]] are jerking off to pictures of their Waifus from [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] they aren't buying Marvel products or watching their badly produced [[Animu\|Cartoons]], they hired [[Japan\|Nip]] artist Tsutomu Nihei to write a five issue, limited series called '''"Snikt"'''. (Really? Just nevermind.)

	Not a big seller with mainstream comic buyers, it did have the comic books are [[America]]n manga fans [[Cum\|creaming]] all over their [[Masterbate\|toss off to]] issues and like most things that have a [[Scientology\|cult]] following, the [[Hipster\|Trendy Fuckers]] smelled a chance to look cool late in their life and 20 years later, they pounced and drove up single issue prices to $100 a piece, ensuring that the comic book [[Money\|speculaters]], who were buying 20 issues a month, would be making money.		Not a big seller with mainstream comic buyers, it did have the comic books are [[America]]n manga fans [[Cum\|creaming]] all over their [[Masterbate\|toss off to]] issues and like most things that have a [[Scientology\|cult]] following, the [[Hipster\|Trendy Fuckers]] smelled a chance to look cool late in their life and 20 years later, they pounced and drove up single issue prices to $100 a piece, ensuring that the comic book [[Money\|speculaters]], who were buying 20 issues a month, would be making money.
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	All we can say is at least the "Snikt" issues aren't Vertigo's [[Neil Gaiman's Sandman\|Sandman]]. The First ten issues are only valued, around, one, maybe two thousand dollars in mint condition but you have the [[eBay]] homos thinking that they can pay off their student loans with them.		All we can say is at least the "Snikt" issues aren't Vertigo's [[Neil Gaiman's Sandman\|Sandman]]. The First ten issues are only valued, around, one, maybe two thousand dollars in mint condition but you have the [[eBay]] homos thinking that they can pay off their student loans with them.

	All we ask is why don't these comic/manga geeks do the world a favor and just jerk-off to their plastic molded, waifu figure one last time and [[Dead\|curl up and die]].		All we ask is, why don't these comic/manga geeks do the world a favor and just jerk-off to their plastic molded, waifu figure one last time and [[Dead\|curl up and die]].