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Paul in the Mall at 01:48, 9 April 2026

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	[[File:Columbiner.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A CHS student, making a fake gun pose. Another picture exists of her wearing a trenchcoat. It is believed that she got expelled for this photo shoot (inside the school no less) but we applaud her for the effort.]]		[[File:Columbiner.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A CHS student, making a fake gun pose. Another picture exists of her wearing a trenchcoat. It is believed that she got expelled for this photo shoot (inside the school no less) but we applaud her for the effort.]]

	'''Columbiners'''{{Columbiner}} are rabid [[Fanboy\|fangirls]] (and an occasional fanboy) who are [[Autism\|obsessed]] and often [[Sick fuck\|in love]] with [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]], the perpetrators of the infamous [[Columbine]] High School Massacre of [[Last Thursday\|1999]]. They tend to congregate on [[Tumblr]], a [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome\|leftist]] site infamous for harboring millions of the most degenerate fucked up freaks imaginable. Columbiners are also known as the '''TCC''', which presumably stands for "The Columbine Club", "Timid Crazy Cunts" or "True Crime Community". They number in the tens of thousands and several TCCfags have committed to plans of real world violence. The vast majority of Columbiners are extremely [[Mental illness\|mentally ill]] [[teenagers\|teenage]] [[16 year old girls\|girls]], although it is a [[Truth\|known fact]] that the vast majority of {{Hover\|women\|at least in the western world}} are fucked up in the head. However, these broads take it to a whole new level. Not only is the idolization of two dead mass murderers (of which almost all of their victims were the oppressed and not oppressor) incredibly perverse and obscene, but it is highly disrespectful to thousands of friends and family members of the victims of [[Columbine]]- showing just how evil these sick whores are. Despite it being {{CURRENTYEAR}}, there seems to be no slowing down of this fucked up subculture, with an endless stream of jailbait whores fawning over two dead ugly kikes.		'''Columbiners'''{{Columbiner}} are rabid [[Fanboy\|fangirls]] (and an occasional fanboy) who are [[Autism\|obsessed]] and often [[Sick fuck\|in love]] with [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]], the perpetrators of the infamous [[Columbine]] High School Massacre of [[Last Thursday\|1999]]. They tend to congregate on [[Tumblr]], a [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome\|leftist]] site infamous for harboring millions of the most degenerate fucked up freaks imaginable. Columbiners are also known as the '''TCC''', which presumably stands for "The Columbine Club", "Timid Crazy Cunts" or "True Crime Community". They number in the tens of thousands and several TCCfags have committed to plans of real world violence. The vast majority of Columbiners are extremely [[Mental illness\|mentally ill]] [[teenagers\|teenage]] [[16-year-old girls\|girls]], although it is a [[Truth\|known fact]] that the vast majority of {{Hover\|women\|at least in the western world}} are fucked up in the head. However, these broads take it to a whole new level. Not only is the idolization of two dead mass murderers (of which almost all of their victims were the oppressed and not oppressor) incredibly perverse and obscene, but it is highly disrespectful to thousands of friends and family members of the victims of [[Columbine]]- showing just how evil these sick whores are. Despite it being {{CURRENTYEAR}}, there seems to be no slowing down of this fucked up subculture, with an endless stream of jailbait whores fawning over two dead ugly kikes.

	==Origin==		==Origin==
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	{{quote\|This funeral stopped the further growth of one thing — the petition to the governor for Injun Joe's pardon. The petition had been largely signed; many tearful and eloquent meetings had been held, and a committee of sappy women been appointed to go in deep mourning and wail around the governor, and implore him to be a merciful ass and trample his duty under foot. Injun Joe was believed to have killed five citizens of the village, but what of that? If he had been Satan himself there would have been plenty of weaklings ready to scribble their names to a pardon-petition, and drip a tear on it from their permanently impaired and leaky water-works.\|Even Mark Twain knew about this}}		{{quote\|This funeral stopped the further growth of one thing — the petition to the governor for Injun Joe's pardon. The petition had been largely signed; many tearful and eloquent meetings had been held, and a committee of sappy women been appointed to go in deep mourning and wail around the governor, and implore him to be a merciful ass and trample his duty under foot. Injun Joe was believed to have killed five citizens of the village, but what of that? If he had been Satan himself there would have been plenty of weaklings ready to scribble their names to a pardon-petition, and drip a tear on it from their permanently impaired and leaky water-works.\|Even Mark Twain knew about this}}

	The attacks at Columbine resulted in only 15 deaths, but the impact was almost comparable to [[9/11]], at least for [[Millennials]]. Ever since the news broke out, tens of thousands of trolls and admirers came into existence. Though {{Hover\|hybristophilia\|a philia where the sufferer gets horny from criminals such as liars, cheaters, rapists, murderers, or robbers}} has long been in existence, it's not until recent times that the internet has given us such a great insight into their minds, as the internet allowed these freaks to develop their own community, providing us with endless disgusting blogs and fanfics. As the world changed and the internet evolved, these admirers went from curious [[Goth]] kids on [[AOL]] to [[LiveJournal]], to the forums of the game [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]], to YouTubers such as [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]], to the current times, where [[Generation Z]] kids nest on [[Tumblr]]. The Dumblrina variety came into prominence around [[2011]], and accelerated in [[2014]]. This new generation of admirers are more disturbing and bizarre than any before them and provide extreme potential for lulz, should you seek them out for {{Hover\|cowmilking\|Milking lolcows for drama and lulz}}. Practically all Columbiners admire and obsess over the shooters, whilst saying that they "Don't condone". Should you infiltrate their circles, you'll find the majority of them eager to commit acts of mass murder; truly, these freaks are an extreme risk to society. They often dress the same (Dark clothes / Trenchcoats), listen to the same music (KMFDM, Rammstein, etc.) and develop the same [[Homosexuality\|interests]] as the killers did. Many in the community have casually made ''public'' jokes and threats to commit acts of mass-violence. Though mostly underground, this community has gained the attention of the media ever since the {{Hover\|actions\|She attempted to commit mass murder at a Halifax mall with 2 other ~~dumblr~~ friends}} of [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] in [[2015]]. In addition, the community has also brought about a great deal of butthurt from [[normalfag\|normies]] and [[autism\|nerds]] who [[murder\|don't have what it takes]] to get the girls.		The attacks at Columbine resulted in only 15 deaths, but the impact was almost comparable to [[9/11]], at least for [[Millennials]]. Ever since the news broke out, tens of thousands of trolls and admirers came into existence. Though {{Hover\|hybristophilia\|a philia where the sufferer gets horny from criminals such as liars, cheaters, rapists, murderers, or robbers}} has long been in existence, it's not until recent times that the internet has given us such a great insight into their minds, as the internet allowed these freaks to develop their own community, providing us with endless disgusting blogs and fanfics. As the world changed and the internet evolved, these admirers went from curious [[Goth]] kids on [[AOL]] to [[LiveJournal]], to the forums of the game [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]], to YouTubers such as [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]], to the current times, where [[Generation Z]] kids nest on [[Tumblr]]. The Dumblrina variety came into prominence around [[2011]], and accelerated in [[2014]]. This new generation of admirers are more disturbing and bizarre than any before them and provide extreme potential for lulz, should you seek them out for {{Hover\|cowmilking\|Milking lolcows for drama and lulz}}. Practically all Columbiners admire and obsess over the shooters, whilst saying that they "Don't condone". Should you infiltrate their circles, you'll find the majority of them eager to commit acts of mass murder; truly, these freaks are an extreme risk to society. They often dress the same (Dark clothes / Trenchcoats), listen to the same music (KMFDM, Rammstein, etc.) and develop the same [[Homosexuality\|interests]] as the killers did. Many in the community have casually made ''public'' jokes and threats to commit acts of mass-violence. Though mostly underground, this community has gained the attention of the media ever since the {{Hover\|actions\|She attempted to commit mass murder at a Halifax mall with 2 other Dumblr friends}} of [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] in [[2015]]. In addition, the community has also brought about a great deal of butthurt from [[normalfag\|normies]] and [[autism\|nerds]] who [[murder\|don't have what it takes]] to get the girls.

	<center>The fag [[Onision]] did a video about these freaks, bringing in more attention to the scene:</center>		<center>The fag [[Onision]] did a video about these freaks, bringing in more attention to the scene:</center>
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	===[[Brooke Higgins]]===		===[[Brooke Higgins]]===
	One of the two hot jailbait assailants caught planning a massacre in [[suburban]] Denver, Brooke Higgins is heavily suspected of once possessing a ~~dumblr~~ account. She had a [http://www.9news.com/news/crime/teen-who-threatened-school-due-in-court/211808068 strong interest] in the Columbine shooters, and was very likely a TCC whore.		One of the two hot jailbait assailants caught planning a massacre in [[suburban]] Denver, Brooke Higgins is heavily suspected of once possessing a Dumblr account. She had a [http://www.9news.com/news/crime/teen-who-threatened-school-due-in-court/211808068 strong interest] in the Columbine shooters, and was very likely a TCC whore.

	===Lindsay Souvannarath ===		===Lindsay Souvannarath ===
	*[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]], '''James Gamble''', and '''Randall Steven Shepherd''' - These three dumbasses conspired to commit mass murder at the Halifax Shopping Center back in early [[2015]]. They were very frequent bloggers on Tumblr, and extremely active in the Columbiner scene. They met through the site and grew to become very close friends; Lindsay was dating James apparently. James acted as the supplier for the NBK; he had in his possession an AK-47, two shotguns, and a [[Marc Lepine\|Ruger Mini-14]]. Sadly, their plan was [[Epic Fail\|quickly foiled]] because they hinted at their plans constantly, even posting a picture "Valentines Day 2015 - It's going down". PRO-TIP: If you're going to participate in crime, don't fucking let anyone know about it you fucking idiots.		*[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]], '''James Gamble''', and '''Randall Steven Shepherd''' - These three dumbasses conspired to commit mass murder at the Halifax Shopping Center back in early [[2015]]. They were very frequent bloggers on Tumblr, and extremely active in the Columbiner scene. They met through the site and grew to become very close friends; Lindsay was dating James apparently. James acted as the supplier for the NBK; he had in his possession an AK-47, two shotguns, and a [[Marc Lepine\|Ruger Mini-14]]. Sadly, their plan was [[Epic Fail\|quickly foiled]] because they hinted at their plans constantly, even posting a picture "Valentines Day 2015 - It's going down". PRO-TIP: If you're going to participate in crime, don't fucking let anyone know about it you fucking idiots.

	They each had ''their own'' blogs on ~~dumblr~~, listed below -		They each had ''their own'' blogs on Dumblr, listed below -

	*{{Archive\|a7krq\|Lindsay's Tumblr}}		*{{Archive\|a7krq\|Lindsay's Tumblr}}
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	===[[Kali Jade Bookey]]===		===[[Kali Jade Bookey]]===

	A 14 year old girl who was obsessed with Columbine. She attacked her brother's girlfriend and nearly killed her, because she was jealous of her brother giving the GF all the attention. She referred to herself as a "psycho" who was looking for her "first kill". She posted a picture of Eric Harris on her Facebook on his {{Hover\|birthday\|April 9th, 1981}}. She explained to the police that she didn't want to murder the girl; just scare her away. Believed to once operate a ~~dumblr~~ acc.		A 14-year-old girl who was obsessed with Columbine. She attacked her brother's girlfriend and nearly killed her, because she was jealous of her brother giving the GF all the attention. She referred to herself as a "psycho" who was looking for her "first kill". She posted a picture of Eric Harris on her Facebook on his {{Hover\|birthday\|April 9th, 1981}}. She explained to the police that she didn't want to murder the girl; just scare her away. Believed to once operate a Dumblr acc.

	===~~Canadian Jane Doe~~===		===Breanna Rose Long===
	~~An {{Hover\|unidentified\|Minors (under 18) are generally protected from having their name released as public knowledge, unless otherwise leaked.}}~~ 14 year old girl who was very active on ~~dumblr~~, and posted a threat declaring an attack. Hours later, she reenacted [[Alex Hribal]] and knifed several students before getting v&.		A 14-year-old girl who was very active on Dumblr, and posted a threat declaring an attack. Hours later, she reenacted [[Alex Hribal]] and knifed several students before getting v&. She eventually became an heroine in 2018.

	===That One Guy===		===That One Guy===
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	===[[Randy Robert Stair]]===		===[[Randy Robert Stair]]===
	[[File:Columbiner 22248.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px]]		[[File:Columbiner 22248.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px]]
	One of the more recent mass shooters, Randy was a 24 year old sperglord who fantasized about gay sex with the columbine fags, while he updated his social media accounts with his autistic and pathetic ass Danny Phantom + School Shooting ERP fanfics and artworks. Eventually that faggot scored shotguns and refurnished them to look like the Columbine shooters shit, then used them to kill a few people before systematically becoming an hero. Later, he was discovered to have been a avid poster on Columbine fan forums / facebook groups where he unsuccessfully tried to score with some of the thots around there.		One of the more recent mass shooters, Randy was a 24-year-old sperglord who fantasized about gay sex with the columbine fags, while he updated his social media accounts with his autistic and pathetic ass Danny Phantom + School Shooting ERP fanfics and artworks. Eventually that faggot scored shotguns and refurnished them to look like the Columbine shooters shit, then used them to kill a few people before systematically becoming an hero. Later, he was discovered to have been a avid poster on Columbine fan forums / facebook groups where he unsuccessfully tried to score with some of the thots around there.

	{{Clear}}		{{Clear}}
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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[13 year old boy]]		*[[13-year-old boy]]
	*[[16 year old girl]]		*[[16-year-old girl]]
	*[[Colorado]]		*[[Colorado]]
	*[[Columbine]]		*[[Columbine]]

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	*'''Seriously. ''<big>REPORT THEM TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES</big>''. There are actual lives at risk, and you'll fucking ruin these crazy cunts lives in the process!'''		*'''Seriously. ''<big>REPORT THEM TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES</big>''. There are actual lives at risk, and you'll fucking ruin these crazy cunts lives in the process!'''
	*Show them [[Animal abuse]] / gore material. This will trigger the fuck out of them and probably make them [[Self harm\|cut themselves]]		*Show them [[Animal abuse]] / gore material. This will trigger the fuck out of them and probably make them [[Self harm\|cut themselves]]
	*Tell them that their ~~serial~~ killer husbandos are the most popular and generic out of all ~~serial~~ killer husbandos		*Tell them that their mass killer husbandos are the most popular and generic out of all mass killer husbandos
	*Have an opinion even remotely right-wing		*Have an opinion even remotely right-wing
	*Enact psychological warfare by pointing out how they're impure whores for sucking off chad, getting pumped and dumped, becoming feminist cunts, and driving their beta orbiters to suicide so that she'd notice them. Subtly convince them that they are monsters and should terminate their existence. They possess extremely unstable personalities and minds, and pose an extreme threat to themselves. Take advantage of this fact [[I did it for the lulz\|for the greater good.]]		*Enact psychological warfare by pointing out how they're impure whores for sucking off chad, getting pumped and dumped, becoming feminist cunts, and driving their beta orbiters to suicide so that she'd notice them. Subtly convince them that they are monsters and should terminate their existence. They possess extremely unstable personalities and minds, and pose an extreme threat to themselves. Take advantage of this fact [[I did it for the lulz\|for the greater good.]]

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	[[File:Columbiner.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A CHS student, making a fake gun pose. Another picture exists of her wearing a trenchcoat. It is believed that she got expelled for this photo shoot (inside the school no less) but we applaud her for the effort.]]		[[File:Columbiner.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A CHS student, making a fake gun pose. Another picture exists of her wearing a trenchcoat. It is believed that she got expelled for this photo shoot (inside the school no less) but we applaud her for the effort.]]

	'''Columbiners''' are rabid [[Fanboy\|fangirls]] (and an occasional fanboy) who are [[Autism\|obsessed]] and often [[Sick fuck\|in love]] with [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]], the perpetrators of the infamous [[Columbine]] High School Massacre of [[Last Thursday\|1999]]. They tend to congregate on [[Tumblr]], a [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome\|leftist]] site infamous for harboring millions of the most degenerate fucked up freaks imaginable. Columbiners are also known as the '''TCC''', which presumably stands for "The Columbine Club", "Timid Crazy Cunts" or "True Crime Community". They number in the tens of thousands and several TCCfags have committed to plans of real world violence. The vast majority of Columbiners are extremely [[Mental illness\|mentally ill]] [[teenagers\|teenage]] [[16 year old girls\|girls]], although it is a [[Truth\|known fact]] that the vast majority of {{Hover\|women\|at least in the western world}} are fucked up in the head. However, these broads take it to a whole new level. Not only is the idolization of two dead mass murderers (of which almost all of their victims were the oppressed and not oppressor) incredibly perverse and obscene, but it is highly disrespectful to thousands of friends and family members of the victims of [[Columbine]]- showing just how evil these sick whores are. Despite it being {{CURRENTYEAR}}, there seems to be no slowing down of this fucked up subculture, with an endless stream of jailbait whores fawning over two dead ugly kikes.		'''Columbiners'''{{Columbiner}} are rabid [[Fanboy\|fangirls]] (and an occasional fanboy) who are [[Autism\|obsessed]] and often [[Sick fuck\|in love]] with [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]], the perpetrators of the infamous [[Columbine]] High School Massacre of [[Last Thursday\|1999]]. They tend to congregate on [[Tumblr]], a [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome\|leftist]] site infamous for harboring millions of the most degenerate fucked up freaks imaginable. Columbiners are also known as the '''TCC''', which presumably stands for "The Columbine Club", "Timid Crazy Cunts" or "True Crime Community". They number in the tens of thousands and several TCCfags have committed to plans of real world violence. The vast majority of Columbiners are extremely [[Mental illness\|mentally ill]] [[teenagers\|teenage]] [[16 year old girls\|girls]], although it is a [[Truth\|known fact]] that the vast majority of {{Hover\|women\|at least in the western world}} are fucked up in the head. However, these broads take it to a whole new level. Not only is the idolization of two dead mass murderers (of which almost all of their victims were the oppressed and not oppressor) incredibly perverse and obscene, but it is highly disrespectful to thousands of friends and family members of the victims of [[Columbine]]- showing just how evil these sick whores are. Despite it being {{CURRENTYEAR}}, there seems to be no slowing down of this fucked up subculture, with an endless stream of jailbait whores fawning over two dead ugly kikes.

	==Origin==		==Origin==

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	*[[José Ángel Ramos Betts]] - Youngest Columbiner of all time.		*[[José Ángel Ramos Betts]] - Youngest Columbiner of all time.
	*[[Suburbs]]		*[[Suburbs]]
	*[[Tarrant Kids]] - Their [[moralfag]] cousins. ~~Many Columbiners are also~~ these.		*[[Tarrant Kids]] - Their [[moralfag]] cousins. There is a notable overlap between these two groups
	*[[Tumblr]]		*[[Tumblr]]

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
			*[[13 year old boy]]
			*[[16 year old girl]]
			*[[Colorado]]
	*[[Columbine]]		*[[Columbine]]
	*[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]		*[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]
	*[[~~Colorado~~]]		*[[José Ángel Ramos Betts]] - Youngest Columbiner of all time.
	*[[Suburbs]]		*[[Suburbs]]
	*[[Tarrant Kids]], Their [[~~Moralfag~~]] cousins. Many ~~columbiners~~ are also these		*[[Tarrant Kids]] - Their [[moralfag]] cousins. Many Columbiners are also these.
	*[[Tumblr]]		*[[Tumblr]]
	*[[16 year old girl]]
	*[[13 year old boy]]
	*[[José Ángel Ramos Betts]], youngest columbiner of all time

	==External Links==		==External Links==

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	*[[Colorado]]		*[[Colorado]]
	*[[Suburbs]]		*[[Suburbs]]
			*[[Tarrant Kids]], Their [[Moralfag]] cousins. Many columbiners are also these
	*[[Tumblr]]		*[[Tumblr]]
	*[[16 year old girl]]		*[[16 year old girl]]

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