Colt Gray - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 05:45, 25 April 2026

2026-04-25T05:45:25Z

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	File:ColtGrayFatFuck2.png\|In the old happier times		File:ColtGrayFatFuck2.png\|In the old happier times
	File:SamHydeKid.png\|'''[[Sam Hyde\|Sam Hyde Jr.]]'''<br> The suspected shooter behind the Apalachee massacre.		File:SamHydeKid.png\|'''[[Sam Hyde\|Sam Hyde Jr.]]'''<br> The suspected shooter behind the Apalachee massacre.
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LordGrimThInvincible: bare link = ugluy

2026-04-07T16:12:27Z

bare link = ugluy

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	=="Investigationz"==		=="Investigationz"==
	After changing his pedocord username to [[Adam Lanza]]'s surname in [[Russia\|Russian]] and explaining how he wants to do a mass shooting in a few years at a middle school and commit [[An Hero\|suicide]], this of course alerted the [[FBI\|FBI]] & the party van ~~came to his house!~~ [https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1622451/police-questioning-georgia-shooter-colt-gray-his-dad-for-threatening-to-shoot-up-the-school-in-2023/ The [[FBI]] did jackshit of course cause we know how they handled his [[Nikolas Cruz\|idol]] years ago when he posted that [[YouTube]] comment. How Colty got out of this mess was saying that he got hacked into saying that stuff and that it wasn't him. This of course allowed him to not be v& and of course commit his shitty "massacre"! He was obviously groomed by the [[FBI\|FBI]] aswell.		After changing his pedocord username to [[Adam Lanza]]'s surname in [[Russia\|Russian]] and explaining how he wants to do a mass shooting in a few years at a middle school and commit [[An Hero\|suicide]], this of course alerted the [[FBI\|FBI]] & the party van [https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1622451/police-questioning-georgia-shooter-colt-gray-his-dad-for-threatening-to-shoot-up-the-school-in-2023/ came to his house!] The [[FBI]] did jackshit of course cause we know how they handled his [[Nikolas Cruz\|idol]] years ago when he posted that [[YouTube]] comment. How Colty got out of this mess was saying that he got hacked into saying that stuff and that it wasn't him. This of course allowed him to not be v& and of course commit his shitty "massacre"! He was obviously groomed by the [[FBI\|FBI]] aswell.
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	Watch his retard babyfat-filled body shift side-to-side for an entire antagonizing two minutes starting around 2:15 as the stress of being interrogated while having to also be near his [[Rapist\|father]] makes him start [[Autism\|stimming]].		Watch his retard babyfat-filled body shift side-to-side for an entire antagonizing two minutes starting around 2:15 as the stress of being interrogated while having to also be near his [[Rapist\|father]] makes him start [[Autism\|stimming]].

PooF9 at 14:15, 22 March 2026

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	Good rifle, great Christmas gift!		Good rifle, great Christmas gift!
	*'''Does 50-60 pt. of damage'''		*'''Does 50-60 pts. of damage'''
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Paul in the Mall at 05:28, 17 February 2026

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	*'''Increases speed and hyperactivity.'''		*'''Increases speed and hyperactivity.'''
	*'''Reduces aiming by 20%.'''		*'''Reduces aiming by 20%.'''
	**'''Increases undetectability by 30%.'''		*'''Increases undetectability by 30%.'''
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Paul in the Mall at 05:27, 17 February 2026

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	Before this epic [[Fail\|fail]] of America's [[School_Shooting\|favorite game]], we must understand why dat son of a bitch Colty did this Revolty!		Before this epic [[Fail\|fail]] of America's [[School_Shooting\|favorite game]], we must understand why dat son of a bitch Colty did this Revolty!

	[[gun\|Colt]] "Smith And Wesson" Gray was born on 14th January 2010 in [[Georgia\|Georgia]] making him an early [[Gen Alpha]], quite possibly the first [[Lie\|notable]] school shooter to be too young to fall under [[Gen Z]] aka the "School Shooting Generation" according to Time Magazine's article on the [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School ~~Shooting~~\|~~stoneman douglas~~]] ~~protestors~~ which we all know didn't do much fucking shit as a double digit school massacre occurred 3 months later in [[~~Dimitrious Pagourtzis\|~~Texas]] ~~in 2018~~!~~<ref>https://time.com/5205938/never-again-movement/</ref>~~		[[gun\|Colt]] "Smith And Wesson" Gray was born on 14th January 2010 in [[Georgia\|Georgia]] making him an early [[Gen Alpha]], quite possibly the first [[Lie\|notable]] school shooter to be too young to fall under [[Gen Z]] aka the "School Shooting Generation" according to [https://time.com/5205938/never-again-movement Time Magazine's article] on the [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists\|Marjory Stoneman Douglas protestors]] which we all know didn't do much fucking shit as a [[Dimitrious Pagourtzis\|double digit school massacre]] occurred 3 months later in Santa Fe, [[Texas]]!

	[[File:Colt_gray's_nikolas_cruz_shrine.jpg\|left\|thumb\|150px\|His Nik Cruz shrine.]]		[[File:Colt_gray's_nikolas_cruz_shrine.jpg\|left\|thumb\|150px\|His Nik Cruz shrine.]]
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	*{{Wikilink\|2024_Apalachee_High_School_shooting\|TOW coverage}}		*{{Wikilink\|2024_Apalachee_High_School_shooting\|TOW coverage}}
	~~{{Reflist}}~~

	{{High Scores}}		{{High Scores}}

Paul in the Mall at 05:24, 17 February 2026

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	*'''Perk''': Ghost ~~pro~~		*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro
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Paul in the Mall at 05:23, 17 February 2026

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	*'''Perk 3''': [[Emo]]		*'''Perk 3''': [[Emo]]
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	*'''Minimizes empathy to atomic levels.'''		*'''Minimizes empathy to atomic levels.'''

PooF9 at 01:44, 17 February 2026

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	[[gun\|Colt]] "Smith And Wesson" Gray was born on 14th January 2010 in [[Georgia\|Georgia]] making him an early [[Gen Alpha]], quite possibly the first [[Lie\|notable]] school shooter to be too young to fall under [[Gen Z]] aka the "School Shooting Generation" according to Time Magazine's article on the [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting\|stoneman douglas]] protestors which we all know didn't do much fucking shit as a double digit school massacre occurred 3 months later in [[Dimitrious Pagourtzis\|Texas]] in 2018!<ref>https://time.com/5205938/never-again-movement/</ref>		[[gun\|Colt]] "Smith And Wesson" Gray was born on 14th January 2010 in [[Georgia\|Georgia]] making him an early [[Gen Alpha]], quite possibly the first [[Lie\|notable]] school shooter to be too young to fall under [[Gen Z]] aka the "School Shooting Generation" according to Time Magazine's article on the [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting\|stoneman douglas]] protestors which we all know didn't do much fucking shit as a double digit school massacre occurred 3 months later in [[Dimitrious Pagourtzis\|Texas]] in 2018!<ref>https://time.com/5205938/never-again-movement/</ref>

			[[File:Colt_gray's_nikolas_cruz_shrine.jpg\|left\|thumb\|150px\|His Nik Cruz shrine.]]
	[[File:Colt Gray Cat.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|Colt in better days with his [[cat\|pussy]] Jake]]		[[File:Colt Gray Cat.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|Colt in better days with his [[cat\|pussy]] Jake]]
	[[File:ColtAR-15.png\|250px\|thumb\|One part [[redneck]]]]		[[File:ColtAR-15.png\|250px\|thumb\|One part [[redneck]]]]
	[[File:Colt's Gay.png\|250px\|thumb\|Other part [[emo]]]]		[[File:Colt's Gay.png\|250px\|thumb\|Other part [[emo]]]]

	Colt Gray had a rough life, taking many a beating from his father (who got eight counts of child cruelty after his son finally snitched) and also having to grow up in shitty ass rural Georgia where guns are given to kids as candy. Samuel Colt 22's parents were [[divorce\|divorced]] which just adds more fuel to the fire. [[Shit nobody cares about\|Also he was bullied at school for being a faggot or some shit idk]]. Because of these four things and a upcoming fifth thing we can finally know why this blondie ass fucker shot up the school....		Colt Gray had a rough life, taking many a beating from his father (who got eight counts of child cruelty after his son finally snitched) and also having to grow up in shitty ass rural Georgia where guns are given to kids as candy. Samuel Colt 22's parents were [[divorce\|divorced]] which just adds more fuel to the fire. [[Shit nobody cares about\|Also he was bullied at school for being a faggot or some shit idk]]. Because of these four things and a upcoming fifth thing we can finally know why this blondie ass fucker shot up the school....

	He had a highscore obsession like other notable school shooters such as [[Adam Lanza]] (the [[Dylan Roof\|bowlcut]] ass gunslinger who killed those kids at Sandy Hook that would've been older than [[You\|Colt]]). After being inspired by actually successful massacres like [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre\|Sandy Hook]] and [[Nikolas Cruz\|Parkland]] he had two decisions: '''A.''' Keep it a secret or '''B.''' TELL FUCKING EVERYONE ON A [[Pedophile\|DISCORD]] GROUP. If you guessed '''B''' you deserve a free pizza [[Offended?\|Click here fat ass.]]		He had a highscore obsession like other notable school shooters such as [[Adam Lanza]] (the [[Dylan Roof\|bowlcut]] ass gunslinger who killed those kids at Sandy Hook that would've been older than [[You\|Colt]]). After being inspired by actually successful massacres like [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre\|Sandy Hook]] and [[Nikolas Cruz\|Parkland]] he had two decisions: '''A.''' Keep it a secret or '''B.''' TELL FUCKING EVERYONE ON A [[Pedophile\|DISCORD]] GROUP. If you guessed '''B''' you deserve a free pizza: [[Offended?\|Click here to claim it, fat ass.]]

	==~~Equipment~~==		==Loadout==

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	*~~Good Rifle~~ '''Does 50-60 pt. of damage'''		Good rifle, great Christmas gift!
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	*[[Short man syndrome\|Decreases visibility by 100%. Undetectable to any NPC.]]		*'''[[Short man syndrome\|Decreases visibility by 100%. Undetectable to any NPC.]]'''
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	*Increases speed and hyperactivity. Reduces aiming by 20%~~, but increases~~ undetectability by 30%.		*'''Increases speed and hyperactivity.'''
			*'''Reduces aiming by 20%.'''
			**'''Increases undetectability by 30%.'''
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	*Minimizes empathy to atomic levels. Reduces intelligence by 50%.		*'''Minimizes empathy to atomic levels.'''
			*'''Reduces intelligence by 50%.'''
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	*{{Wikilink\|2024_Apalachee_High_School_shooting\|TOW coverage}}		*{{Wikilink\|2024_Apalachee_High_School_shooting\|TOW coverage}}
			{{Reflist}}

	{{High Scores}}		{{High Scores}}

Kaedeisthebestgirl at 15:21, 11 December 2025

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	File:ColtGrayFatFuck2.png\|In the old happier times		File:ColtGrayFatFuck2.png\|In the old happier times
	File:SamHydeKid.png\|'''[[Sam Hyde\|Sam Hyde Jr.]]'''<br> The suspected shooter behind the Apalachee massacre.		File:SamHydeKid.png\|'''[[Sam Hyde\|Sam Hyde Jr.]]'''<br> The suspected shooter behind the Apalachee massacre.
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LordGrimThInvincible: See aaallso

2025-06-21T03:49:34Z

See aaallso

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	*[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]] - The OG school shooters.		*[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]] - The OG school shooters.
	*[[Ethan Crumbley]] - Got an identical score		*[[Ethan Crumbley]] - Got an identical score
			*[[Kip Kinkel]] - Also failed to roll cery many critical hits.

	==External Links==		==External Links==