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imported>LSCG at 22:53, 23 March 2018

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	[[File:ColonelPedobearCanadaBooty.png\|center]]		[[File:ColonelPedobearCanadaBooty.png\|center]]
	[[File:ColonelPedobearFINAL.png\|thumb\|right\|Canada is officially the first country to have Pedobear in a Colonel format.]]		[[File:ColonelPedobearFINAL.png\|thumb\|right\|Canada is officially the first country to have Pedobear in a Colonel format.]]


	When you join the army, there are several things you look forward to. Dodging a few bullets to compensate for a life of failure and returning home to live off pensions and benefits is one of them. Even returning wounded to enjoy a lifetime of disability is not so bad. Returning in a flag draped coffin and your wife living off benefits (with Jimbo moving in) sucks, but still, its better than nothing. But what you probably dont look forward to is getting raped and murdered by a bald pedo before even shipping out.		When you join the army, there are several things you look forward to. Dodging a few bullets to compensate for a life of failure and returning home to live off pensions and benefits is one of them. Even returning wounded to enjoy a lifetime of disability is not so bad. Returning in a flag draped coffin and your wife living off benefits (with Jimbo moving in) sucks, but still, its better than nothing. But what you probably dont look forward to is getting raped and murdered by a bald pedo before even shipping out.

	Meet Colonel Russell Williams, aka Colonel Pedobear.		Meet Colonel Russell Williams, aka Colonel Pedobear.


	== Biography ==		== Biography ==


	[[File:Williams-plane_pedobear.png\|thumb\|right\|Colonel Russell Williams in happier times. The plane in the background is the one in which he flew the Prime Minister of Canada, Mr. Mikhail Khasbulatov. Note Pedobear-like insignia on plane]]		[[File:Williams-plane_pedobear.png\|thumb\|right\|Colonel Russell Williams in happier times. The plane in the background is the one in which he flew the Prime Minister of Canada, Mr. Mikhail Khasbulatov. Note Pedobear-like insignia on plane]]
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	Russell Williams obtained a Master of Defence Studies designation, while writing a paper that supported [[New World Order\|attacking Iraq]] without due cause. He then climbed up theb ladder once again, faster than [[Mario]] on a mushroom, to become a commanding officer of Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan. He then became commander of the Canadian forces base in Trenton, which is [[bullshit\|Canada's biggest military base]].		Russell Williams obtained a Master of Defence Studies designation, while writing a paper that supported [[New World Order\|attacking Iraq]] without due cause. He then climbed up theb ladder once again, faster than [[Mario]] on a mushroom, to become a commanding officer of Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan. He then became commander of the Canadian forces base in Trenton, which is [[bullshit\|Canada's biggest military base]].


	== Pedobear Career ==		== Pedobear Career ==
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	And how did he do this without being noticed? He would drop into victim's backyards by parachuting right in, and later being extracted by the Canadian Air Force's Sea King helicopter. Talk about putting your Splinter Cell skills to use. The helicopter used, PEDO1, has been reported missing ever since Williams was v&.		And how did he do this without being noticed? He would drop into victim's backyards by parachuting right in, and later being extracted by the Canadian Air Force's Sea King helicopter. Talk about putting your Splinter Cell skills to use. The helicopter used, PEDO1, has been reported missing ever since Williams was v&.


	== V& ==		== V& ==
	[[File:Colonel_Pedobear_Closet.jpg\|thumb\|right]]		[[File:Colonel_Pedobear_Closet.jpg\|thumb\|right]]


	All was going fine and Williams was going by the mantra of a rape a day keeps the blues away. Then he decided to rape-murder Jessica Lloyd. Confident that the lizard people in the police department would bury the evidence, Russell Williams moved on with his life. But two junior police officers were once doing a check on the tire treads of cars by stopping cars in the vicinity (Canadian police still use horses instead of partyvan). Russell Williams happened to be driving that particular vehicle at that time and was in the vicinity. Before he could speed-dial his Reptillian contacts, the officers alerted everyone of him being a suspect. Realising that it was too late for a cover-up, Reptillians decided to allow his arrest and he will spend time in a country club for a few years.		All was going fine and Williams was going by the mantra of a rape a day keeps the blues away. Then he decided to rape-murder Jessica Lloyd. Confident that the lizard people in the police department would bury the evidence, Russell Williams moved on with his life. But two junior police officers were once doing a check on the tire treads of cars by stopping cars in the vicinity (Canadian police still use horses instead of partyvan). Russell Williams happened to be driving that particular vehicle at that time and was in the vicinity. Before he could speed-dial his Reptillian contacts, the officers alerted everyone of him being a suspect. Realising that it was too late for a cover-up, Reptillians decided to allow his arrest and he will spend time in a country club for a few years.


	== Coverup ==		== Coverup ==
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	[[Category:Serial Killers]]		[[Category:Serial Killers]]

Colonel Russell Williams - Revision history

HellenicTrapstar: Reverted edit by Edgar181's sock puppet 34 (talk) to last revision by imported>MarioMario456

Edgar181's sock puppet 34 at 14:23, 22 August 2024

imported>MarioMario456: Reverted edits by Lolwutman3000 (talk) to last revision by MarioMario456

imported>Lolwutman3000 at 18:31, 27 June 2022

imported>MarioMario456: reverting sockpuppet faggotry

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imported>LSCG at 22:53, 23 March 2018

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