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2024-10-25T21:26:18Z

The Big Three: fix mistakes

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	We have to say, even after sending our [[Awesome]] and super talented, but often lazy ass [[Private Eye]]s to get some dirt on the ''Big Three'', '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''', and '''Geodude'', all they came back with is that they're 30+ something year [[Old School\|Old]] faggots that use Anime names to draw in kids and get them to trust them.		We have to say, even after sending our [[Awesome]] and super talented, but often lazy ass [[Private Eye]]s to get some dirt on the ''Big Three'', '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''', and '''Geodude'', all they came back with is that they're 30+ something year [[Old School\|Old]] faggots that use Anime names to draw in kids and get them to trust them.

	* '''Dartz''' is using a Villain's name from the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] anime that sacrificed himself to raise Atlantis from the [[OceanGate\|Ocean's]] bottom. He proudly boasts the he [[Creationist\|created]] '''computernewb.com and CollabVM'''. Not much is known about him so it is best to think the [[Bad\|worst about him because quiet males are always ~~scheaming~~ something,		* '''Dartz''' is using a Villain's name from the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] anime that sacrificed himself to raise Atlantis from the [[OceanGate\|Ocean's]] bottom. He proudly boasts the he [[Creationist\|created]] '''computernewb.com and CollabVM'''. Not much is known about him so it is best to think the [[Bad\|worst about him because quiet males are always scheming something]],

	* '''''Geodude''''' is anoither creepy guy that uses a semi-populsr [[Pokémon]] name so he can give himself a friendly, safe and young appearance for the kids sending him questions or requests to have their [[Banned\|ban]] lifted. Like '''Dartz''', the worst should be assumed because you should never trust a [[Man\|Grown Man]] that Admins a site aimed at young boys and keeps his [[internets\|Internet]] presence a secret. It wont be until he's [[Partyvan\|Party Vanned]] that we will get to know the real ''''Geodud'''''.		* '''''Geodude''''' is anoither creepy guy that uses a semi-populsr [[Pokémon]] name so he can give himself a friendly, safe and young appearance for the kids sending him questions or requests to have their [[Banned\|ban]] lifted. Like '''Dartz''', the worst should be assumed because you should never trust a [[Man\|Grown Man]] that Admins a site aimed at young boys and keeps his [[internets\|Internet]] presence a secret. It wont be until he's [[Partyvan\|Party Vanned]] that we will get to know the real ''''Geodud'''''.

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2024-08-25T16:05:36Z

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	~~== '''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE~~ [[~~Icewillow9~~\|~~ICEWILLOW9~~]] ~~ARTICLE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL TAKE DOWN ED AGAIN'''</span>'''</span>''' ==~~		[[File:Collabvm page.png\|right\|250px]]

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NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT		'''Collaborative Virtual Machine''', better known as '''CollabVM''' or as ''7 Degrees Of [[Fag\|Faggotry]]'' by most, is a [[Virus]] infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality '''''Dartz''''' when he unfortunately found [[Man\|Himself]] freed from [[Hell]] after taking the long way out. Hoping to find himself a way back in so that he can return to the outermost borders of Hell's first circle and can go back to preying upon the [[Church\|Unbaptized]] boys in [[Catholic\|Purgatory]], '''Dartz''' tossed around a few ideas.

			Coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position hunting little boys outside the outside realms of [[Hell]] would take him some [[Why So Serious?\|serious]] [[Grooming]] of [[Children are not innocent\|Innocent]], young [[Boys]] to teach them that you can trust an [[Old]]er, Adult male when he asks a [[13-year-old boy\|12-year-old boy]] if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked, is always an exhilareted ''"Right Away!"'' and that they'll do them even one better and send them a [[Computer\|128 GB HD card]] full of their [[Nude Greg\|naked body]] through the [[America\|U.S. Mail]], he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into [[Chatroom]]s so that he can [[X-play\|use]] his ''Stranger Danger'', creepy old man at a city park, never taking the word [[No]] for an answer when there's a radiating [[Ghey\|glory hole]] between the two [[Shit]]ter stalls and you just realized that you're all alone in the [[Bathroom]] with him skills so he can get back all of the [[RPG\|Exp points]] he lost when [[God]] felt that it'd be more of a punishment to kick him out of Purgatory and send him back to the land of the [[Life\|Living]] where the consensus among everyone alive, except for the [[Islam\|Muslims]], is that [[Kid\|Kiddy]] didlers are some serious [[Sick fuck]]s.

			Not realy up to the task and being a bit [[Retard]]ed from repitive, [[Bullshit\|"Accidental"]] drops on his [[Oral\|Head]] by his [[Your Dad\|Father]], '''Dartz''' accepted that he'd need the help of [[Criminal\|Co-Conspirators]] if he was going to get the [[Job]] done.

			Recruiting '''''Cosmic Sans''''' and '''''Geodude''''', the three created an [[Internets\|Internet Site]] where [[You]] get to [[Boredom\|do nothing but sit around and wait in line]] until it's your turn to take control of a [[Virtual Reality\|Virtual Machine]] for the lengthy period of 18 [[Fuck]]ing seconds.

			Not for a minute. Not five. [[WOW\|18 SECONDS!]]. So if you're a young boy just sitting around with boredom starting to set in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to [[Masturbate]], the ''Terrible Three'' are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander away from their turn and lead them into their digital version of [[Michael Jackson]]'s Treasure Room where the three can start influencing [[Tween\|Tweenage boys]] by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked.

			== History ==

			[[File:Robot with tie experiment.png\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>See the tie. We're legit. We are only here to study our coding</center>]]

			[[File:Family Guy herbert.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>You wanna play [[Pogs]] or talk about [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]? I wanna show you my '''''White Bone Dragon''''' beat down deck</center>]]

			Did you ever see a great [[Master Coon\|idea]] being used in an ineffective or [[Weak\|nonproductive]] way that you know that if you were to take that [[Clone\|Same]] idea and tinkered with it for a bit you could make it into something amazing? Something that others would describe you as being a prodigy for because of your amaziing understanding and discovery of the idea's full [[Potential]].

			This isn't one of those [[Internets English\|sites]].

			What this site is, is a failed, [[Poseur\|Wannabe]] attempt at [[Computer Science 3\|1337 hacker garbage]] that is baddly modded from earlier engines such as '''socket.computer'''. Other than being a [[Liar\|thinly veiled]] home for predators, clinging to the bottom rungs of the [[internets]] and selling itself on [[Jejejeje823\|Reddit]] as a fun spot for prepubescent [[boy]]s to gather, play on and [[Talk Page\|talk]] to older men - '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as an experiment. It wants you to actuallly think that it is giving something back to [[Society]].

			Despiite its lack of posting research and analysis, '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as a legitimate experiment where it studies . . . ? ? ? [[Fuck]] if we know because the site and its Big Three ''"Admins"'': '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''' and '''Geodude''' have yet to post what it is that they want to observe or any data from their studies.

			== The Big Three ==

			[[File:Rules no fun allowed.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>No fun allowed</center>]]

			We have to say, even after sending our [[Awesome]] and super talented, but often lazy ass [[Private Eye]]s to get some dirt on the ''Big Three'', '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''', and '''Geodude'', all they came back with is that they're 30+ something year [[Old School\|Old]] faggots that use Anime names to draw in kids and get them to trust them.

			* '''Dartz''' is using a Villain's name from the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] anime that sacrificed himself to raise Atlantis from the [[OceanGate\|Ocean's]] bottom. He proudly boasts the he [[Creationist\|created]] '''computernewb.com and CollabVM'''. Not much is known about him so it is best to think the [[Bad\|worst about him because quiet males are always scheaming something,

			* '''''Geodude''''' is anoither creepy guy that uses a semi-populsr [[Pokémon]] name so he can give himself a friendly, safe and young appearance for the kids sending him questions or requests to have their [[Banned\|ban]] lifted. Like '''Dartz''', the worst should be assumed because you should never trust a [[Man\|Grown Man]] that Admins a site aimed at young boys and keeps his [[internets\|Internet]] presence a secret. It wont be until he's [[Partyvan\|Party Vanned]] that we will get to know the real ''''Geodud'''''.

			* And Finally '''''Cosmic Sans'''''. Probably the worst of the 3 because [https://collabvm.org/wiki/Mv he likes to post] teaser links like these. Is there [[Porn]]? Is it worth my time opening it? What's in it? Again, assume the worst of him and stay [[Dead\|Alive]] because there are some that accuse him of dropping ''Keystroke Loggers'' in his mystery posts

			== See Also ==

			* [[Computer]]

			* [[Internets]]

			* [[Nerd]]

			* [[PC Gamer]]

			* [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]

			== External Links ==

			{{twitter\|CollabVM}}


			{{Sites}}

R.I.P HellenicTrapstar at 13:41, 25 August 2024

2024-08-25T13:41:53Z

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	[[~~File:Collabvm page.png\|right~~\|~~250px~~]]		== '''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9\|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL TAKE DOWN ED AGAIN'''</span>'''</span>''' ==

	'''Collaborative Virtual Machine''', better known as '''CollabVM''' or as ''7 Degrees Of [[Fag\|Faggotry]]'' by most, is a [[Virus]] infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality '''''Dartz''''' when he unfortunately found [[Man\|Himself]] freed from [[Hell]] after taking the long way out. Hoping to find himself a way back in so that he can return to the outermost borders of Hell's first circle and can go back to preying upon the [[Church\|Unbaptized]] boys in [[Catholic\|Purgatory]], '''Dartz''' tossed around a few ideas.		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DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT

	Coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position hunting little boys outside the outside realms of [[Hell]] would take him some [[Why So Serious?\|serious]] [[Grooming]] of [[Children are not innocent\|Innocent]], young [[Boys]] to teach them that you can trust an [[Old]]er, Adult male when he asks a [[13-year-old boy\|12-year-old boy]] if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked, is always an exhilareted ''"Right Away!"'' and that they'll do them even one better and send them a [[Computer\|128 GB HD card]] full of their [[Nude Greg\|naked body]] through the [[America\|U.S. Mail]], he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into [[Chatroom]]s so that he can [[X-play\|use]] his ''Stranger Danger'', creepy old man at a city park, never taking the word [[No]] for an answer when there's a radiating [[Ghey\|glory hole]] between the two [[Shit]]ter stalls and you just realized that you're all alone in the [[Bathroom]] with him skills so he can get back all of the [[RPG\|Exp points]] he lost when [[God]] felt that it'd be more of a punishment to kick him out of Purgatory and send him back to the land of the [[Life\|Living]] where the consensus among everyone alive, except for the [[Islam\|Muslims]], is that [[Kid\|Kiddy]] didlers are some serious [[Sick fuck]]s.

	Not realy up to the task and being a bit [[Retard]]ed from repitive, [[Bullshit\|"Accidental"]] drops on his [[Oral\|Head]] by his [[Your Dad\|Father]], '''Dartz''' accepted that he'd need the help of [[Criminal\|Co-Conspirators]] if he was going to get the [[Job]] done.

	Recruiting '''''Cosmic Sans''''' and '''''Geodude''''', the three created an [[Internets\|Internet Site]] where [[You]] get to [[Boredom\|do nothing but sit around and wait in line]] until it's your turn to take control of a [[Virtual Reality\|Virtual Machine]] for the lengthy period of 18 [[Fuck]]ing seconds.

	Not for a minute. Not five. [[WOW\|18 SECONDS!]]. So if you're a young boy just sitting around with boredom starting to set in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to [[Masturbate]], the ''Terrible Three'' are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander away from their turn and lead them into their digital version of [[Michael Jackson]]'s Treasure Room where the three can start influencing [[Tween\|Tweenage boys]] by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked.

	~~== History ==~~

	~~[[File:Robot with tie experiment.png\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>See the tie. We're legit. We are only here to study our coding</center>]]~~

	~~[[File:Family Guy herbert.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>You wanna play [[Pogs]] or talk about [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]? I wanna show you my '''''White Bone Dragon''''' beat down deck</center>]]~~

	Did you ever see a great [[Master Coon\|idea]] being used in an ineffective or [[Weak\|nonproductive]] way that you know that if you were to take that [[Clone\|Same]] idea and tinkered with it for a bit you could make it into something amazing? Something that others would describe you as being a prodigy for because of your amaziing understanding and discovery of the idea's full [[Potential]].

	~~This isn't one of those [[Internets English\|sites]].~~

	What this site is, is a failed, [[Poseur\|Wannabe]] attempt at [[Computer Science 3\|1337 hacker garbage]] that is baddly modded from earlier engines such as '''socket.computer'''. Other than being a [[Liar\|thinly veiled]] home for predators, clinging to the bottom rungs of the [[internets]] and selling itself on [[Jejejeje823\|Reddit]] as a fun spot for prepubescent [[boy]]s to gather, play on and [[Talk Page\|talk]] to older men - '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as an experiment. It wants you to actuallly think that it is giving something back to [[Society]].

	Despiite its lack of posting research and analysis, '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as a legitimate experiment where it studies . . . ? ? ? [[Fuck]] if we know because the site and its Big Three ''"Admins"'': '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''' and '''Geodude''' have yet to post what it is that they want to observe or any data from their studies.

	~~== The Big Three ==~~

	~~[[File:Rules no fun allowed.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>No fun allowed</center>]]~~

	We have to say, even after sending our [[Awesome]] and super talented, but often lazy ass [[Private Eye]]s to get some dirt on the ''Big Three'', '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''', and '''Geodude'', all they came back with is that they're 30+ something year [[Old School\|Old]] faggots that use Anime names to draw in kids and get them to trust them.

	* '''Dartz''' is using a Villain's name from the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] anime that sacrificed himself to raise Atlantis from the [[OceanGate\|Ocean's]] bottom. He proudly boasts the he [[Creationist\|created]] '''computernewb.com and CollabVM'''. Not much is known about him so it is best to think the [[Bad\|worst about him because quiet males are always scheaming something,

	* '''''Geodude''''' is anoither creepy guy that uses a semi-populsr [[Pokémon]] name so he can give himself a friendly, safe and young appearance for the kids sending him questions or requests to have their [[Banned\|ban]] lifted. Like '''Dartz''', the worst should be assumed because you should never trust a [[Man\|Grown Man]] that Admins a site aimed at young boys and keeps his [[internets\|Internet]] presence a secret. It wont be until he's [[Partyvan\|Party Vanned]] that we will get to know the real ''''Geodud'''''.

	* And Finally '''''Cosmic Sans'''''. Probably the worst of the 3 because [https://collabvm.org/wiki/Mv he likes to post] teaser links like these. Is there [[Porn]]? Is it worth my time opening it? What's in it? Again, assume the worst of him and stay [[Dead\|Alive]] because there are some that accuse him of dropping ''Keystroke Loggers'' in his mystery posts

	~~== See Also ==~~

	* [[Computer]]

	* [[Internets]]

	* [[Nerd]]

	* [[PC Gamer]]

	* [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]

	~~== External Links ==~~

	~~{{twitter\|CollabVM}}~~


	~~{{Sites}}~~

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	FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT		'''Collaborative Virtual Machine''', better known as '''CollabVM''' or as ''7 Degrees Of [[Fag\|Faggotry]]'' by most, is a [[Virus]] infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality '''''Dartz''''' when he unfortunately found [[Man\|Himself]] freed from [[Hell]] after taking the long way out. Hoping to find himself a way back in so that he can return to the outermost borders of Hell's first circle and can go back to preying upon the [[Church\|Unbaptized]] boys in [[Catholic\|Purgatory]], '''Dartz''' tossed around a few ideas.

			Coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position hunting little boys outside the outside realms of [[Hell]] would take him some [[Why So Serious?\|serious]] [[Grooming]] of [[Children are not innocent\|Innocent]], young [[Boys]] to teach them that you can trust an [[Old]]er, Adult male when he asks a [[13-year-old boy\|12-year-old boy]] if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked, is always an exhilareted ''"Right Away!"'' and that they'll do them even one better and send them a [[Computer\|128 GB HD card]] full of their [[Nude Greg\|naked body]] through the [[America\|U.S. Mail]], he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into [[Chatroom]]s so that he can [[X-play\|use]] his ''Stranger Danger'', creepy old man at a city park, never taking the word [[No]] for an answer when there's a radiating [[Ghey\|glory hole]] between the two [[Shit]]ter stalls and you just realized that you're all alone in the [[Bathroom]] with him skills so he can get back all of the [[RPG\|Exp points]] he lost when [[God]] felt that it'd be more of a punishment to kick him out of Purgatory and send him back to the land of the [[Life\|Living]] where the consensus among everyone alive, except for the [[Islam\|Muslims]], is that [[Kid\|Kiddy]] didlers are some serious [[Sick fuck]]s.

			Not realy up to the task and being a bit [[Retard]]ed from repitive, [[Bullshit\|"Accidental"]] drops on his [[Oral\|Head]] by his [[Your Dad\|Father]], '''Dartz''' accepted that he'd need the help of [[Criminal\|Co-Conspirators]] if he was going to get the [[Job]] done.

			Recruiting '''''Cosmic Sans''''' and '''''Geodude''''', the three created an [[Internets\|Internet Site]] where [[You]] get to [[Boredom\|do nothing but sit around and wait in line]] until it's your turn to take control of a [[Virtual Reality\|Virtual Machine]] for the lengthy period of 18 [[Fuck]]ing seconds.

			Not for a minute. Not five. [[WOW\|18 SECONDS!]]. So if you're a young boy just sitting around with boredom starting to set in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to [[Masturbate]], the ''Terrible Three'' are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander away from their turn and lead them into their digital version of [[Michael Jackson]]'s Treasure Room where the three can start influencing [[Tween\|Tweenage boys]] by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked.

			== History ==

			[[File:Robot with tie experiment.png\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>See the tie. We're legit. We are only here to study our coding</center>]]

			[[File:Family Guy herbert.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>You wanna play [[Pogs]] or talk about [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]? I wanna show you my '''''White Bone Dragon''''' beat down deck</center>]]

			Did you ever see a great [[Master Coon\|idea]] being used in an ineffective or [[Weak\|nonproductive]] way that you know that if you were to take that [[Clone\|Same]] idea and tinkered with it for a bit you could make it into something amazing? Something that others would describe you as being a prodigy for because of your amaziing understanding and discovery of the idea's full [[Potential]].

			This isn't one of those [[Internets English\|sites]].

			What this site is, is a failed, [[Poseur\|Wannabe]] attempt at [[Computer Science 3\|1337 hacker garbage]] that is baddly modded from earlier engines such as '''socket.computer'''. Other than being a [[Liar\|thinly veiled]] home for predators, clinging to the bottom rungs of the [[internets]] and selling itself on [[Jejejeje823\|Reddit]] as a fun spot for prepubescent [[boy]]s to gather, play on and [[Talk Page\|talk]] to older men - '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as an experiment. It wants you to actuallly think that it is giving something back to [[Society]].

			Despiite its lack of posting research and analysis, '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as a legitimate experiment where it studies . . . ? ? ? [[Fuck]] if we know because the site and its Big Three ''"Admins"'': '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''' and '''Geodude''' have yet to post what it is that they want to observe or any data from their studies.

			== The Big Three ==

			[[File:Rules no fun allowed.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>No fun allowed</center>]]

			We have to say, even after sending our [[Awesome]] and super talented, but often lazy ass [[Private Eye]]s to get some dirt on the ''Big Three'', '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''', and '''Geodude'', all they came back with is that they're 30+ something year [[Old School\|Old]] faggots that use Anime names to draw in kids and get them to trust them.

			* '''Dartz''' is using a Villain's name from the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] anime that sacrificed himself to raise Atlantis from the [[OceanGate\|Ocean's]] bottom. He proudly boasts the he [[Creationist\|created]] '''computernewb.com and CollabVM'''. Not much is known about him so it is best to think the [[Bad\|worst about him because quiet males are always scheaming something,

			* '''''Geodude''''' is anoither creepy guy that uses a semi-populsr [[Pokémon]] name so he can give himself a friendly, safe and young appearance for the kids sending him questions or requests to have their [[Banned\|ban]] lifted. Like '''Dartz''', the worst should be assumed because you should never trust a [[Man\|Grown Man]] that Admins a site aimed at young boys and keeps his [[internets\|Internet]] presence a secret. It wont be until he's [[Partyvan\|Party Vanned]] that we will get to know the real ''''Geodud'''''.

			* And Finally '''''Cosmic Sans'''''. Probably the worst of the 3 because [https://collabvm.org/wiki/Mv he likes to post] teaser links like these. Is there [[Porn]]? Is it worth my time opening it? What's in it? Again, assume the worst of him and stay [[Dead\|Alive]] because there are some that accuse him of dropping ''Keystroke Loggers'' in his mystery posts

			== See Also ==

			* [[Computer]]

			* [[Internets]]

			* [[Nerd]]

			* [[PC Gamer]]

			* [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]

			== External Links ==

			{{twitter\|CollabVM}}


			{{Sites}}

JSAMurph at 11:51, 20 August 2024

2024-08-20T11:51:10Z

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	[[~~File:Collabvm page.png\|right~~\|~~250px~~]]		'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9\|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW'''</span>'''</span>'''

	'''Collaborative Virtual Machine''', better known as '''CollabVM''' or as ''7 Degrees Of [[Fag\|Faggotry]]'' by most, is a [[Virus]] infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality '''''Dartz''''' when he unfortunately found [[Man\|Himself]] freed from [[Hell]] after taking the long way out. Hoping to find himself a way back in so that he can return to the outermost borders of Hell's first circle and can go back to preying upon the [[Church\|Unbaptized]] boys in [[Catholic\|Purgatory]], '''Dartz''' tossed around a few ideas.		FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT

	Coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position hunting little boys outside the outside realms of [[Hell]] would take him some [[Why So Serious?\|serious]] [[Grooming]] of [[Children are not innocent\|Innocent]], young [[Boys]] to teach them that you can trust an [[Old]]er, Adult male when he asks a [[13-year-old boy\|12-year-old boy]] if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked, is always an exhilareted ''"Right Away!"'' and that they'll do them even one better and send them a [[Computer\|128 GB HD card]] full of their [[Nude Greg\|naked body]] through the [[America\|U.S. Mail]], he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into [[Chatroom]]s so that he can [[X-play\|use]] his ''Stranger Danger'', creepy old man at a city park, never taking the word [[No]] for an answer when there's a radiating [[Ghey\|glory hole]] between the two [[Shit]]ter stalls and you just realized that you're all alone in the [[Bathroom]] with him skills so he can get back all of the [[RPG\|Exp points]] he lost when [[God]] felt that it'd be more of a punishment to kick him out of Purgatory and send him back to the land of the [[Life\|Living]] where the consensus among everyone alive, except for the [[Islam\|Muslims]], is that [[Kid\|Kiddy]] didlers are some serious [[Sick fuck]]s.

	Not realy up to the task and being a bit [[Retard]]ed from repitive, [[Bullshit\|"Accidental"]] drops on his [[Oral\|Head]] by his [[Your Dad\|Father]], '''Dartz''' accepted that he'd need the help of [[Criminal\|Co-Conspirators]] if he was going to get the [[Job]] done.

	Recruiting '''''Cosmic Sans''''' and '''''Geodude''''', the three created an [[Internets\|Internet Site]] where [[You]] get to [[Boredom\|do nothing but sit around and wait in line]] until it's your turn to take control of a [[Virtual Reality\|Virtual Machine]] for the lengthy period of 18 [[Fuck]]ing seconds.

	Not for a minute. Not five. [[WOW\|18 SECONDS!]]. So if you're a young boy just sitting around with boredom starting to set in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to [[Masturbate]], the ''Terrible Three'' are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander away from their turn and lead them into their digital version of [[Michael Jackson]]'s Treasure Room where the three can start influencing [[Tween\|Tweenage boys]] by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked.

	~~== History ==~~

	~~[[File:Robot with tie experiment.png\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>See the tie. We're legit. We are only here to study our coding</center>]]~~

	~~[[File:Family Guy herbert.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>You wanna play [[Pogs]] or talk about [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]? I wanna show you my '''''White Bone Dragon''''' beat down deck</center>]]~~

	Did you ever see a great [[Master Coon\|idea]] being used in an ineffective or [[Weak\|nonproductive]] way that you know that if you were to take that [[Clone\|Same]] idea and tinkered with it for a bit you could make it into something amazing? Something that others would describe you as being a prodigy for because of your amaziing understanding and discovery of the idea's full [[Potential]].

	~~This isn't one of those [[Internets English\|sites]].~~

	What this site is, is a failed, [[Poseur\|Wannabe]] attempt at [[Computer Science 3\|1337 hacker garbage]] that is baddly modded from earlier engines such as '''socket.computer'''. Other than being a [[Liar\|thinly veiled]] home for predators, clinging to the bottom rungs of the [[internets]] and selling itself on [[Jejejeje823\|Reddit]] as a fun spot for prepubescent [[boy]]s to gather, play on and [[Talk Page\|talk]] to older men - '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as an experiment. It wants you to actuallly think that it is giving something back to [[Society]].

	Despiite its lack of posting research and analysis, '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as a legitimate experiment where it studies . . . ? ? ? [[Fuck]] if we know because the site and its Big Three ''"Admins"'': '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''' and '''Geodude''' have yet to post what it is that they want to observe or any data from their studies.

	~~== The Big Three ==~~

	~~[[File:Rules no fun allowed.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>No fun allowed</center>]]~~

	We have to say, even after sending our [[Awesome]] and super talented, but often lazy ass [[Private Eye]]s to get some dirt on the ''Big Three'', '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''', and '''Geodude'', all they came back with is that they're 30+ something year [[Old School\|Old]] faggots that use Anime names to draw in kids and get them to trust them.

	* '''Dartz''' is using a Villain's name from the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] anime that sacrificed himself to raise Atlantis from the [[OceanGate\|Ocean's]] bottom. He proudly boasts the he [[Creationist\|created]] '''computernewb.com and CollabVM'''. Not much is known about him so it is best to think the [[Bad\|worst about him because quiet males are always scheaming something,

	* '''''Geodude''''' is anoither creepy guy that uses a semi-populsr [[Pokémon]] name so he can give himself a friendly, safe and young appearance for the kids sending him questions or requests to have their [[Banned\|ban]] lifted. Like '''Dartz''', the worst should be assumed because you should never trust a [[Man\|Grown Man]] that Admins a site aimed at young boys and keeps his [[internets\|Internet]] presence a secret. It wont be until he's [[Partyvan\|Party Vanned]] that we will get to know the real ''''Geodud'''''.

	* And Finally '''''Cosmic Sans'''''. Probably the worst of the 3 because [https://collabvm.org/wiki/Mv he likes to post] teaser links like these. Is there [[Porn]]? Is it worth my time opening it? What's in it? Again, assume the worst of him and stay [[Dead\|Alive]] because there are some that accuse him of dropping ''Keystroke Loggers'' in his mystery posts

	~~== See Also ==~~

	* [[Computer]]

	* [[Internets]]

	* [[Nerd]]

	* [[PC Gamer]]

	* [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]

	~~== External Links ==~~

	~~{{twitter\|CollabVM}}~~


	~~{{Sites}}~~

Rvdog815: Reverted edit by Pastrami on Rye (talk) to last revision by YaroslavTV

2024-08-18T13:00:29Z

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	{{~~Baleetplz~~}}
			[[File:Collabvm page.png\|right\|250px]]

			'''Collaborative Virtual Machine''', better known as '''CollabVM''' or as ''7 Degrees Of [[Fag\|Faggotry]]'' by most, is a [[Virus]] infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality '''''Dartz''''' when he unfortunately found [[Man\|Himself]] freed from [[Hell]] after taking the long way out. Hoping to find himself a way back in so that he can return to the outermost borders of Hell's first circle and can go back to preying upon the [[Church\|Unbaptized]] boys in [[Catholic\|Purgatory]], '''Dartz''' tossed around a few ideas.

			Coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position hunting little boys outside the outside realms of [[Hell]] would take him some [[Why So Serious?\|serious]] [[Grooming]] of [[Children are not innocent\|Innocent]], young [[Boys]] to teach them that you can trust an [[Old]]er, Adult male when he asks a [[13-year-old boy\|12-year-old boy]] if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked, is always an exhilareted ''"Right Away!"'' and that they'll do them even one better and send them a [[Computer\|128 GB HD card]] full of their [[Nude Greg\|naked body]] through the [[America\|U.S. Mail]], he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into [[Chatroom]]s so that he can [[X-play\|use]] his ''Stranger Danger'', creepy old man at a city park, never taking the word [[No]] for an answer when there's a radiating [[Ghey\|glory hole]] between the two [[Shit]]ter stalls and you just realized that you're all alone in the [[Bathroom]] with him skills so he can get back all of the [[RPG\|Exp points]] he lost when [[God]] felt that it'd be more of a punishment to kick him out of Purgatory and send him back to the land of the [[Life\|Living]] where the consensus among everyone alive, except for the [[Islam\|Muslims]], is that [[Kid\|Kiddy]] didlers are some serious [[Sick fuck]]s.

			Not realy up to the task and being a bit [[Retard]]ed from repitive, [[Bullshit\|"Accidental"]] drops on his [[Oral\|Head]] by his [[Your Dad\|Father]], '''Dartz''' accepted that he'd need the help of [[Criminal\|Co-Conspirators]] if he was going to get the [[Job]] done.

			Recruiting '''''Cosmic Sans''''' and '''''Geodude''''', the three created an [[Internets\|Internet Site]] where [[You]] get to [[Boredom\|do nothing but sit around and wait in line]] until it's your turn to take control of a [[Virtual Reality\|Virtual Machine]] for the lengthy period of 18 [[Fuck]]ing seconds.

			Not for a minute. Not five. [[WOW\|18 SECONDS!]]. So if you're a young boy just sitting around with boredom starting to set in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to [[Masturbate]], the ''Terrible Three'' are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander away from their turn and lead them into their digital version of [[Michael Jackson]]'s Treasure Room where the three can start influencing [[Tween\|Tweenage boys]] by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked.

			== History ==

			[[File:Robot with tie experiment.png\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>See the tie. We're legit. We are only here to study our coding</center>]]

			[[File:Family Guy herbert.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>You wanna play [[Pogs]] or talk about [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]? I wanna show you my '''''White Bone Dragon''''' beat down deck</center>]]

			Did you ever see a great [[Master Coon\|idea]] being used in an ineffective or [[Weak\|nonproductive]] way that you know that if you were to take that [[Clone\|Same]] idea and tinkered with it for a bit you could make it into something amazing? Something that others would describe you as being a prodigy for because of your amaziing understanding and discovery of the idea's full [[Potential]].

			This isn't one of those [[Internets English\|sites]].

			What this site is, is a failed, [[Poseur\|Wannabe]] attempt at [[Computer Science 3\|1337 hacker garbage]] that is baddly modded from earlier engines such as '''socket.computer'''. Other than being a [[Liar\|thinly veiled]] home for predators, clinging to the bottom rungs of the [[internets]] and selling itself on [[Jejejeje823\|Reddit]] as a fun spot for prepubescent [[boy]]s to gather, play on and [[Talk Page\|talk]] to older men - '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as an experiment. It wants you to actuallly think that it is giving something back to [[Society]].

			Despiite its lack of posting research and analysis, '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as a legitimate experiment where it studies . . . ? ? ? [[Fuck]] if we know because the site and its Big Three ''"Admins"'': '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''' and '''Geodude''' have yet to post what it is that they want to observe or any data from their studies.

			== The Big Three ==

			[[File:Rules no fun allowed.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>No fun allowed</center>]]

			We have to say, even after sending our [[Awesome]] and super talented, but often lazy ass [[Private Eye]]s to get some dirt on the ''Big Three'', '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''', and '''Geodude'', all they came back with is that they're 30+ something year [[Old School\|Old]] faggots that use Anime names to draw in kids and get them to trust them.

			* '''Dartz''' is using a Villain's name from the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] anime that sacrificed himself to raise Atlantis from the [[OceanGate\|Ocean's]] bottom. He proudly boasts the he [[Creationist\|created]] '''computernewb.com and CollabVM'''. Not much is known about him so it is best to think the [[Bad\|worst about him because quiet males are always scheaming something,

			* '''''Geodude''''' is anoither creepy guy that uses a semi-populsr [[Pokémon]] name so he can give himself a friendly, safe and young appearance for the kids sending him questions or requests to have their [[Banned\|ban]] lifted. Like '''Dartz''', the worst should be assumed because you should never trust a [[Man\|Grown Man]] that Admins a site aimed at young boys and keeps his [[internets\|Internet]] presence a secret. It wont be until he's [[Partyvan\|Party Vanned]] that we will get to know the real ''''Geodud'''''.

			* And Finally '''''Cosmic Sans'''''. Probably the worst of the 3 because [https://collabvm.org/wiki/Mv he likes to post] teaser links like these. Is there [[Porn]]? Is it worth my time opening it? What's in it? Again, assume the worst of him and stay [[Dead\|Alive]] because there are some that accuse him of dropping ''Keystroke Loggers'' in his mystery posts

			== See Also ==

			* [[Computer]]

			* [[Internets]]

			* [[Nerd]]

			* [[PC Gamer]]

			* [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]

			== External Links ==

			{{twitter\|CollabVM}}


			{{Sites}}

Pastrami on Rye: Replaced content with "{{Baleetplz}}"

2024-08-18T12:42:32Z

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			{{Baleetplz}}
	~~[[File:Collabvm page.png\|right\|250px]]~~

	'''Collaborative Virtual Machine''', better known as '''CollabVM''' or as ''7 Degrees Of [[Fag\|Faggotry]]'' by most, is a [[Virus]] infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality '''''Dartz''''' when he unfortunately found [[Man\|Himself]] freed from [[Hell]] after taking the long way out. Hoping to find himself a way back in so that he can return to the outermost borders of Hell's first circle and can go back to preying upon the [[Church\|Unbaptized]] boys in [[Catholic\|Purgatory]], '''Dartz''' tossed around a few ideas.

	Coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position hunting little boys outside the outside realms of [[Hell]] would take him some [[Why So Serious?\|serious]] [[Grooming]] of [[Children are not innocent\|Innocent]], young [[Boys]] to teach them that you can trust an [[Old]]er, Adult male when he asks a [[13-year-old boy\|12-year-old boy]] if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked, is always an exhilareted ''"Right Away!"'' and that they'll do them even one better and send them a [[Computer\|128 GB HD card]] full of their [[Nude Greg\|naked body]] through the [[America\|U.S. Mail]], he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into [[Chatroom]]s so that he can [[X-play\|use]] his ''Stranger Danger'', creepy old man at a city park, never taking the word [[No]] for an answer when there's a radiating [[Ghey\|glory hole]] between the two [[Shit]]ter stalls and you just realized that you're all alone in the [[Bathroom]] with him skills so he can get back all of the [[RPG\|Exp points]] he lost when [[God]] felt that it'd be more of a punishment to kick him out of Purgatory and send him back to the land of the [[Life\|Living]] where the consensus among everyone alive, except for the [[Islam\|Muslims]], is that [[Kid\|Kiddy]] didlers are some serious [[Sick fuck]]s.

	Not realy up to the task and being a bit [[Retard]]ed from repitive, [[Bullshit\|"Accidental"]] drops on his [[Oral\|Head]] by his [[Your Dad\|Father]], '''Dartz''' accepted that he'd need the help of [[Criminal\|Co-Conspirators]] if he was going to get the [[Job]] done.

	Recruiting '''''Cosmic Sans''''' and '''''Geodude''''', the three created an [[Internets\|Internet Site]] where [[You]] get to [[Boredom\|do nothing but sit around and wait in line]] until it's your turn to take control of a [[Virtual Reality\|Virtual Machine]] for the lengthy period of 18 [[Fuck]]ing seconds.

	Not for a minute. Not five. [[WOW\|18 SECONDS!]]. So if you're a young boy just sitting around with boredom starting to set in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to [[Masturbate]], the ''Terrible Three'' are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander away from their turn and lead them into their digital version of [[Michael Jackson]]'s Treasure Room where the three can start influencing [[Tween\|Tweenage boys]] by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked.

	~~== History ==~~

	~~[[File:Robot with tie experiment.png\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>See the tie. We're legit. We are only here to study our coding</center>]]~~

	~~[[File:Family Guy herbert.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>You wanna play [[Pogs]] or talk about [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]? I wanna show you my '''''White Bone Dragon''''' beat down deck</center>]]~~

	Did you ever see a great [[Master Coon\|idea]] being used in an ineffective or [[Weak\|nonproductive]] way that you know that if you were to take that [[Clone\|Same]] idea and tinkered with it for a bit you could make it into something amazing? Something that others would describe you as being a prodigy for because of your amaziing understanding and discovery of the idea's full [[Potential]].

	~~This isn't one of those [[Internets English\|sites]].~~

	What this site is, is a failed, [[Poseur\|Wannabe]] attempt at [[Computer Science 3\|1337 hacker garbage]] that is baddly modded from earlier engines such as '''socket.computer'''. Other than being a [[Liar\|thinly veiled]] home for predators, clinging to the bottom rungs of the [[internets]] and selling itself on [[Jejejeje823\|Reddit]] as a fun spot for prepubescent [[boy]]s to gather, play on and [[Talk Page\|talk]] to older men - '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as an experiment. It wants you to actuallly think that it is giving something back to [[Society]].

	Despiite its lack of posting research and analysis, '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as a legitimate experiment where it studies . . . ? ? ? [[Fuck]] if we know because the site and its Big Three ''"Admins"'': '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''' and '''Geodude''' have yet to post what it is that they want to observe or any data from their studies.

	~~== The Big Three ==~~

	~~[[File:Rules no fun allowed.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>No fun allowed</center>]]~~

	We have to say, even after sending our [[Awesome]] and super talented, but often lazy ass [[Private Eye]]s to get some dirt on the ''Big Three'', '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''', and '''Geodude'', all they came back with is that they're 30+ something year [[Old School\|Old]] faggots that use Anime names to draw in kids and get them to trust them.

	* '''Dartz''' is using a Villain's name from the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] anime that sacrificed himself to raise Atlantis from the [[OceanGate\|Ocean's]] bottom. He proudly boasts the he [[Creationist\|created]] '''computernewb.com and CollabVM'''. Not much is known about him so it is best to think the [[Bad\|worst about him because quiet males are always scheaming something,

	* '''''Geodude''''' is anoither creepy guy that uses a semi-populsr [[Pokémon]] name so he can give himself a friendly, safe and young appearance for the kids sending him questions or requests to have their [[Banned\|ban]] lifted. Like '''Dartz''', the worst should be assumed because you should never trust a [[Man\|Grown Man]] that Admins a site aimed at young boys and keeps his [[internets\|Internet]] presence a secret. It wont be until he's [[Partyvan\|Party Vanned]] that we will get to know the real ''''Geodud'''''.

	* And Finally '''''Cosmic Sans'''''. Probably the worst of the 3 because [https://collabvm.org/wiki/Mv he likes to post] teaser links like these. Is there [[Porn]]? Is it worth my time opening it? What's in it? Again, assume the worst of him and stay [[Dead\|Alive]] because there are some that accuse him of dropping ''Keystroke Loggers'' in his mystery posts

	~~== See Also ==~~

	* [[Computer]]

	* [[Internets]]

	* [[Nerd]]

	* [[PC Gamer]]

	* [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]

	~~== External Links ==~~

	{{~~twitter\|CollabVM}}~~


	~~{{Sites~~}}

YaroslavTV: Reverted edit by Arbitration Committee (talk) to last revision by The PolishPrince

2024-08-17T12:17:51Z

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	FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT		'''Collaborative Virtual Machine''', better known as '''CollabVM''' or as ''7 Degrees Of [[Fag\|Faggotry]]'' by most, is a [[Virus]] infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality '''''Dartz''''' when he unfortunately found [[Man\|Himself]] freed from [[Hell]] after taking the long way out. Hoping to find himself a way back in so that he can return to the outermost borders of Hell's first circle and can go back to preying upon the [[Church\|Unbaptized]] boys in [[Catholic\|Purgatory]], '''Dartz''' tossed around a few ideas.

			Coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position hunting little boys outside the outside realms of [[Hell]] would take him some [[Why So Serious?\|serious]] [[Grooming]] of [[Children are not innocent\|Innocent]], young [[Boys]] to teach them that you can trust an [[Old]]er, Adult male when he asks a [[13-year-old boy\|12-year-old boy]] if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked, is always an exhilareted ''"Right Away!"'' and that they'll do them even one better and send them a [[Computer\|128 GB HD card]] full of their [[Nude Greg\|naked body]] through the [[America\|U.S. Mail]], he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into [[Chatroom]]s so that he can [[X-play\|use]] his ''Stranger Danger'', creepy old man at a city park, never taking the word [[No]] for an answer when there's a radiating [[Ghey\|glory hole]] between the two [[Shit]]ter stalls and you just realized that you're all alone in the [[Bathroom]] with him skills so he can get back all of the [[RPG\|Exp points]] he lost when [[God]] felt that it'd be more of a punishment to kick him out of Purgatory and send him back to the land of the [[Life\|Living]] where the consensus among everyone alive, except for the [[Islam\|Muslims]], is that [[Kid\|Kiddy]] didlers are some serious [[Sick fuck]]s.

			Not realy up to the task and being a bit [[Retard]]ed from repitive, [[Bullshit\|"Accidental"]] drops on his [[Oral\|Head]] by his [[Your Dad\|Father]], '''Dartz''' accepted that he'd need the help of [[Criminal\|Co-Conspirators]] if he was going to get the [[Job]] done.

			Recruiting '''''Cosmic Sans''''' and '''''Geodude''''', the three created an [[Internets\|Internet Site]] where [[You]] get to [[Boredom\|do nothing but sit around and wait in line]] until it's your turn to take control of a [[Virtual Reality\|Virtual Machine]] for the lengthy period of 18 [[Fuck]]ing seconds.

			Not for a minute. Not five. [[WOW\|18 SECONDS!]]. So if you're a young boy just sitting around with boredom starting to set in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to [[Masturbate]], the ''Terrible Three'' are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander away from their turn and lead them into their digital version of [[Michael Jackson]]'s Treasure Room where the three can start influencing [[Tween\|Tweenage boys]] by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked.

			== History ==

			[[File:Robot with tie experiment.png\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>See the tie. We're legit. We are only here to study our coding</center>]]

			[[File:Family Guy herbert.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>You wanna play [[Pogs]] or talk about [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]? I wanna show you my '''''White Bone Dragon''''' beat down deck</center>]]

			Did you ever see a great [[Master Coon\|idea]] being used in an ineffective or [[Weak\|nonproductive]] way that you know that if you were to take that [[Clone\|Same]] idea and tinkered with it for a bit you could make it into something amazing? Something that others would describe you as being a prodigy for because of your amaziing understanding and discovery of the idea's full [[Potential]].

			This isn't one of those [[Internets English\|sites]].

			What this site is, is a failed, [[Poseur\|Wannabe]] attempt at [[Computer Science 3\|1337 hacker garbage]] that is baddly modded from earlier engines such as '''socket.computer'''. Other than being a [[Liar\|thinly veiled]] home for predators, clinging to the bottom rungs of the [[internets]] and selling itself on [[Jejejeje823\|Reddit]] as a fun spot for prepubescent [[boy]]s to gather, play on and [[Talk Page\|talk]] to older men - '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as an experiment. It wants you to actuallly think that it is giving something back to [[Society]].

			Despiite its lack of posting research and analysis, '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as a legitimate experiment where it studies . . . ? ? ? [[Fuck]] if we know because the site and its Big Three ''"Admins"'': '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''' and '''Geodude''' have yet to post what it is that they want to observe or any data from their studies.

			== The Big Three ==

			[[File:Rules no fun allowed.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>No fun allowed</center>]]

			We have to say, even after sending our [[Awesome]] and super talented, but often lazy ass [[Private Eye]]s to get some dirt on the ''Big Three'', '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''', and '''Geodude'', all they came back with is that they're 30+ something year [[Old School\|Old]] faggots that use Anime names to draw in kids and get them to trust them.

			* '''Dartz''' is using a Villain's name from the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] anime that sacrificed himself to raise Atlantis from the [[OceanGate\|Ocean's]] bottom. He proudly boasts the he [[Creationist\|created]] '''computernewb.com and CollabVM'''. Not much is known about him so it is best to think the [[Bad\|worst about him because quiet males are always scheaming something,

			* '''''Geodude''''' is anoither creepy guy that uses a semi-populsr [[Pokémon]] name so he can give himself a friendly, safe and young appearance for the kids sending him questions or requests to have their [[Banned\|ban]] lifted. Like '''Dartz''', the worst should be assumed because you should never trust a [[Man\|Grown Man]] that Admins a site aimed at young boys and keeps his [[internets\|Internet]] presence a secret. It wont be until he's [[Partyvan\|Party Vanned]] that we will get to know the real ''''Geodud'''''.

			* And Finally '''''Cosmic Sans'''''. Probably the worst of the 3 because [https://collabvm.org/wiki/Mv he likes to post] teaser links like these. Is there [[Porn]]? Is it worth my time opening it? What's in it? Again, assume the worst of him and stay [[Dead\|Alive]] because there are some that accuse him of dropping ''Keystroke Loggers'' in his mystery posts

			== See Also ==

			* [[Computer]]

			* [[Internets]]

			* [[Nerd]]

			* [[PC Gamer]]

			* [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]

			== External Links ==

			{{twitter\|CollabVM}}


			{{Sites}}

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	'''Collaborative Virtual Machine''', better known as '''CollabVM''' or as ''7 Degrees Of [[Fag\|Faggotry]]'' by most, is a [[Virus]] infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality '''''Dartz''''' when he unfortunately found [[Man\|Himself]] freed from [[Hell]] after taking the long way out. Hoping to find himself a way back in so that he can return to the outermost borders of Hell's first circle and can go back to preying upon the [[Church\|Unbaptized]] boys in [[Catholic\|Purgatory]], '''Dartz''' tossed around a few ideas.		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ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT

	Coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position hunting little boys outside the outside realms of [[Hell]] would take him some [[Why So Serious?\|serious]] [[Grooming]] of [[Children are not innocent\|Innocent]], young [[Boys]] to teach them that you can trust an [[Old]]er, Adult male when he asks a [[13-year-old boy\|12-year-old boy]] if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked, is always an exhilareted ''"Right Away!"'' and that they'll do them even one better and send them a [[Computer\|128 GB HD card]] full of their [[Nude Greg\|naked body]] through the [[America\|U.S. Mail]], he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into [[Chatroom]]s so that he can [[X-play\|use]] his ''Stranger Danger'', creepy old man at a city park, never taking the word [[No]] for an answer when there's a radiating [[Ghey\|glory hole]] between the two [[Shit]]ter stalls and you just realized that you're all alone in the [[Bathroom]] with him skills so he can get back all of the [[RPG\|Exp points]] he lost when [[God]] felt that it'd be more of a punishment to kick him out of Purgatory and send him back to the land of the [[Life\|Living]] where the consensus among everyone alive, except for the [[Islam\|Muslims]], is that [[Kid\|Kiddy]] didlers are some serious [[Sick fuck]]s.

	Not realy up to the task and being a bit [[Retard]]ed from repitive, [[Bullshit\|"Accidental"]] drops on his [[Oral\|Head]] by his [[Your Dad\|Father]], '''Dartz''' accepted that he'd need the help of [[Criminal\|Co-Conspirators]] if he was going to get the [[Job]] done.

	Recruiting '''''Cosmic Sans''''' and '''''Geodude''''', the three created an [[Internets\|Internet Site]] where [[You]] get to [[Boredom\|do nothing but sit around and wait in line]] until it's your turn to take control of a [[Virtual Reality\|Virtual Machine]] for the lengthy period of 18 [[Fuck]]ing seconds.

	Not for a minute. Not five. [[WOW\|18 SECONDS!]]. So if you're a young boy just sitting around with boredom starting to set in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to [[Masturbate]], the ''Terrible Three'' are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander away from their turn and lead them into their digital version of [[Michael Jackson]]'s Treasure Room where the three can start influencing [[Tween\|Tweenage boys]] by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked.

	~~== History ==~~

	~~[[File:Robot with tie experiment.png\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>See the tie. We're legit. We are only here to study our coding</center>]]~~

	~~[[File:Family Guy herbert.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>You wanna play [[Pogs]] or talk about [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]? I wanna show you my '''''White Bone Dragon''''' beat down deck</center>]]~~

	Did you ever see a great [[Master Coon\|idea]] being used in an ineffective or [[Weak\|nonproductive]] way that you know that if you were to take that [[Clone\|Same]] idea and tinkered with it for a bit you could make it into something amazing? Something that others would describe you as being a prodigy for because of your amaziing understanding and discovery of the idea's full [[Potential]].

	~~This isn't one of those [[Internets English\|sites]].~~

	What this site is, is a failed, [[Poseur\|Wannabe]] attempt at [[Computer Science 3\|1337 hacker garbage]] that is baddly modded from earlier engines such as '''socket.computer'''. Other than being a [[Liar\|thinly veiled]] home for predators, clinging to the bottom rungs of the [[internets]] and selling itself on [[Jejejeje823\|Reddit]] as a fun spot for prepubescent [[boy]]s to gather, play on and [[Talk Page\|talk]] to older men - '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as an experiment. It wants you to actuallly think that it is giving something back to [[Society]].

	Despiite its lack of posting research and analysis, '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as a legitimate experiment where it studies . . . ? ? ? [[Fuck]] if we know because the site and its Big Three ''"Admins"'': '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''' and '''Geodude''' have yet to post what it is that they want to observe or any data from their studies.

	~~== The Big Three ==~~

	~~[[File:Rules no fun allowed.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>No fun allowed</center>]]~~

	We have to say, even after sending our [[Awesome]] and super talented, but often lazy ass [[Private Eye]]s to get some dirt on the ''Big Three'', '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''', and '''Geodude'', all they came back with is that they're 30+ something year [[Old School\|Old]] faggots that use Anime names to draw in kids and get them to trust them.

	* '''Dartz''' is using a Villain's name from the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] anime that sacrificed himself to raise Atlantis from the [[OceanGate\|Ocean's]] bottom. He proudly boasts the he [[Creationist\|created]] '''computernewb.com and CollabVM'''. Not much is known about him so it is best to think the [[Bad\|worst about him because quiet males are always scheaming something,

	* '''''Geodude''''' is anoither creepy guy that uses a semi-populsr [[Pokémon]] name so he can give himself a friendly, safe and young appearance for the kids sending him questions or requests to have their [[Banned\|ban]] lifted. Like '''Dartz''', the worst should be assumed because you should never trust a [[Man\|Grown Man]] that Admins a site aimed at young boys and keeps his [[internets\|Internet]] presence a secret. It wont be until he's [[Partyvan\|Party Vanned]] that we will get to know the real ''''Geodud'''''.

	* And Finally '''''Cosmic Sans'''''. Probably the worst of the 3 because [https://collabvm.org/wiki/Mv he likes to post] teaser links like these. Is there [[Porn]]? Is it worth my time opening it? What's in it? Again, assume the worst of him and stay [[Dead\|Alive]] because there are some that accuse him of dropping ''Keystroke Loggers'' in his mystery posts

	~~== See Also ==~~

	* [[Computer]]

	* [[Internets]]

	* [[Nerd]]

	* [[PC Gamer]]

	* [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]

	~~== External Links ==~~

	~~{{twitter\|CollabVM}}~~


	~~{{Sites}}~~

The PolishPrince at 21:44, 31 July 2024

2024-07-31T21:44:34Z

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	We have to say, even after sending our [[Awesome]] and super talented, but often lazy ass [[Private Eye]]s to get some dirt on the ''Big Three'', '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''', and '''Geodude'', all they came back with is that they're 30+ something year [[Old School\|Old]] faggots that use Anime names to draw in kids and get them to trust them.		We have to say, even after sending our [[Awesome]] and super talented, but often lazy ass [[Private Eye]]s to get some dirt on the ''Big Three'', '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''', and '''Geodude'', all they came back with is that they're 30+ something year [[Old School\|Old]] faggots that use Anime names to draw in kids and get them to trust them.

	* '''Dartz''' is using a Villain's name from the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] anime that sacrificed himself to raise Atlantis from the [[OceanGate\|Ocean's]] bottom. He proudly boasts the he [[Creationist\|created]] '''computernewb.com and CollabVM'''. Not much is known about him so it is best to think the [[Bad\|worst about him because quiet males are always ~~scheaming~~ something,		* '''Dartz''' is using a Villain's name from the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] anime that sacrificed himself to raise Atlantis from the [[OceanGate\|Ocean's]] bottom. He proudly boasts the he [[Creationist\|created]] '''computernewb.com and CollabVM'''. Not much is known about him so it is best to think the [[Bad\|worst about him because quiet males are always scheming something]],

	* '''''Geodude''''' is anoither creepy guy that uses a semi-populsr [[Pokémon]] name so he can give himself a friendly, safe and young appearance for the kids sending him questions or requests to have their [[Banned\|ban]] lifted. Like '''Dartz''', the worst should be assumed because you should never trust a [[Man\|Grown Man]] that Admins a site aimed at young boys and keeps his [[internets\|Internet]] presence a secret. It wont be until he's [[Partyvan\|Party Vanned]] that we will get to know the real ''''Geodud'''''.		* '''''Geodude''''' is anoither creepy guy that uses a semi-populsr [[Pokémon]] name so he can give himself a friendly, safe and young appearance for the kids sending him questions or requests to have their [[Banned\|ban]] lifted. Like '''Dartz''', the worst should be assumed because you should never trust a [[Man\|Grown Man]] that Admins a site aimed at young boys and keeps his [[internets\|Internet]] presence a secret. It wont be until he's [[Partyvan\|Party Vanned]] that we will get to know the real ''''Geodud'''''.

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BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT		'''Collaborative Virtual Machine''', better known as '''CollabVM''' or as ''7 Degrees Of [[Fag\|Faggotry]]'' by most, is a [[Virus]] infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality '''''Dartz''''' when he unfortunately found [[Man\|Himself]] freed from [[Hell]] after taking the long way out. Hoping to find himself a way back in so that he can return to the outermost borders of Hell's first circle and can go back to preying upon the [[Church\|Unbaptized]] boys in [[Catholic\|Purgatory]], '''Dartz''' tossed around a few ideas.

			Coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position hunting little boys outside the outside realms of [[Hell]] would take him some [[Why So Serious?\|serious]] [[Grooming]] of [[Children are not innocent\|Innocent]], young [[Boys]] to teach them that you can trust an [[Old]]er, Adult male when he asks a [[13-year-old boy\|12-year-old boy]] if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked, is always an exhilareted ''"Right Away!"'' and that they'll do them even one better and send them a [[Computer\|128 GB HD card]] full of their [[Nude Greg\|naked body]] through the [[America\|U.S. Mail]], he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into [[Chatroom]]s so that he can [[X-play\|use]] his ''Stranger Danger'', creepy old man at a city park, never taking the word [[No]] for an answer when there's a radiating [[Ghey\|glory hole]] between the two [[Shit]]ter stalls and you just realized that you're all alone in the [[Bathroom]] with him skills so he can get back all of the [[RPG\|Exp points]] he lost when [[God]] felt that it'd be more of a punishment to kick him out of Purgatory and send him back to the land of the [[Life\|Living]] where the consensus among everyone alive, except for the [[Islam\|Muslims]], is that [[Kid\|Kiddy]] didlers are some serious [[Sick fuck]]s.

			Not realy up to the task and being a bit [[Retard]]ed from repitive, [[Bullshit\|"Accidental"]] drops on his [[Oral\|Head]] by his [[Your Dad\|Father]], '''Dartz''' accepted that he'd need the help of [[Criminal\|Co-Conspirators]] if he was going to get the [[Job]] done.

			Recruiting '''''Cosmic Sans''''' and '''''Geodude''''', the three created an [[Internets\|Internet Site]] where [[You]] get to [[Boredom\|do nothing but sit around and wait in line]] until it's your turn to take control of a [[Virtual Reality\|Virtual Machine]] for the lengthy period of 18 [[Fuck]]ing seconds.

			Not for a minute. Not five. [[WOW\|18 SECONDS!]]. So if you're a young boy just sitting around with boredom starting to set in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to [[Masturbate]], the ''Terrible Three'' are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander away from their turn and lead them into their digital version of [[Michael Jackson]]'s Treasure Room where the three can start influencing [[Tween\|Tweenage boys]] by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked.

			== History ==

			[[File:Robot with tie experiment.png\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>See the tie. We're legit. We are only here to study our coding</center>]]

			[[File:Family Guy herbert.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>You wanna play [[Pogs]] or talk about [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]? I wanna show you my '''''White Bone Dragon''''' beat down deck</center>]]

			Did you ever see a great [[Master Coon\|idea]] being used in an ineffective or [[Weak\|nonproductive]] way that you know that if you were to take that [[Clone\|Same]] idea and tinkered with it for a bit you could make it into something amazing? Something that others would describe you as being a prodigy for because of your amaziing understanding and discovery of the idea's full [[Potential]].

			This isn't one of those [[Internets English\|sites]].

			What this site is, is a failed, [[Poseur\|Wannabe]] attempt at [[Computer Science 3\|1337 hacker garbage]] that is baddly modded from earlier engines such as '''socket.computer'''. Other than being a [[Liar\|thinly veiled]] home for predators, clinging to the bottom rungs of the [[internets]] and selling itself on [[Jejejeje823\|Reddit]] as a fun spot for prepubescent [[boy]]s to gather, play on and [[Talk Page\|talk]] to older men - '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as an experiment. It wants you to actuallly think that it is giving something back to [[Society]].

			Despiite its lack of posting research and analysis, '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as a legitimate experiment where it studies . . . ? ? ? [[Fuck]] if we know because the site and its Big Three ''"Admins"'': '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''' and '''Geodude''' have yet to post what it is that they want to observe or any data from their studies.

			== The Big Three ==

			[[File:Rules no fun allowed.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>No fun allowed</center>]]

			We have to say, even after sending our [[Awesome]] and super talented, but often lazy ass [[Private Eye]]s to get some dirt on the ''Big Three'', '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''', and '''Geodude'', all they came back with is that they're 30+ something year [[Old School\|Old]] faggots that use Anime names to draw in kids and get them to trust them.

			* '''Dartz''' is using a Villain's name from the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] anime that sacrificed himself to raise Atlantis from the [[OceanGate\|Ocean's]] bottom. He proudly boasts the he [[Creationist\|created]] '''computernewb.com and CollabVM'''. Not much is known about him so it is best to think the [[Bad\|worst about him because quiet males are always scheaming something,

			* '''''Geodude''''' is anoither creepy guy that uses a semi-populsr [[Pokémon]] name so he can give himself a friendly, safe and young appearance for the kids sending him questions or requests to have their [[Banned\|ban]] lifted. Like '''Dartz''', the worst should be assumed because you should never trust a [[Man\|Grown Man]] that Admins a site aimed at young boys and keeps his [[internets\|Internet]] presence a secret. It wont be until he's [[Partyvan\|Party Vanned]] that we will get to know the real ''''Geodud'''''.

			* And Finally '''''Cosmic Sans'''''. Probably the worst of the 3 because [https://collabvm.org/wiki/Mv he likes to post] teaser links like these. Is there [[Porn]]? Is it worth my time opening it? What's in it? Again, assume the worst of him and stay [[Dead\|Alive]] because there are some that accuse him of dropping ''Keystroke Loggers'' in his mystery posts

			== See Also ==

			* [[Computer]]

			* [[Internets]]

			* [[Nerd]]

			* [[PC Gamer]]

			* [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]

			== External Links ==

			{{twitter\|CollabVM}}


			{{Sites}}

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	[[~~File:Collabvm page.png\|right~~\|~~250px~~]]		== '''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9\|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL TAKE DOWN ED AGAIN'''</span>'''</span>''' ==

	'''Collaborative Virtual Machine''', better known as '''CollabVM''' or as ''7 Degrees Of [[Fag\|Faggotry]]'' by most, is a [[Virus]] infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality '''''Dartz''''' when he unfortunately found [[Man\|Himself]] freed from [[Hell]] after taking the long way out. Hoping to find himself a way back in so that he can return to the outermost borders of Hell's first circle and can go back to preying upon the [[Church\|Unbaptized]] boys in [[Catholic\|Purgatory]], '''Dartz''' tossed around a few ideas.		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DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT

	Coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position hunting little boys outside the outside realms of [[Hell]] would take him some [[Why So Serious?\|serious]] [[Grooming]] of [[Children are not innocent\|Innocent]], young [[Boys]] to teach them that you can trust an [[Old]]er, Adult male when he asks a [[13-year-old boy\|12-year-old boy]] if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked, is always an exhilareted ''"Right Away!"'' and that they'll do them even one better and send them a [[Computer\|128 GB HD card]] full of their [[Nude Greg\|naked body]] through the [[America\|U.S. Mail]], he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into [[Chatroom]]s so that he can [[X-play\|use]] his ''Stranger Danger'', creepy old man at a city park, never taking the word [[No]] for an answer when there's a radiating [[Ghey\|glory hole]] between the two [[Shit]]ter stalls and you just realized that you're all alone in the [[Bathroom]] with him skills so he can get back all of the [[RPG\|Exp points]] he lost when [[God]] felt that it'd be more of a punishment to kick him out of Purgatory and send him back to the land of the [[Life\|Living]] where the consensus among everyone alive, except for the [[Islam\|Muslims]], is that [[Kid\|Kiddy]] didlers are some serious [[Sick fuck]]s.

	Not realy up to the task and being a bit [[Retard]]ed from repitive, [[Bullshit\|"Accidental"]] drops on his [[Oral\|Head]] by his [[Your Dad\|Father]], '''Dartz''' accepted that he'd need the help of [[Criminal\|Co-Conspirators]] if he was going to get the [[Job]] done.

	Recruiting '''''Cosmic Sans''''' and '''''Geodude''''', the three created an [[Internets\|Internet Site]] where [[You]] get to [[Boredom\|do nothing but sit around and wait in line]] until it's your turn to take control of a [[Virtual Reality\|Virtual Machine]] for the lengthy period of 18 [[Fuck]]ing seconds.

	Not for a minute. Not five. [[WOW\|18 SECONDS!]]. So if you're a young boy just sitting around with boredom starting to set in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to [[Masturbate]], the ''Terrible Three'' are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander away from their turn and lead them into their digital version of [[Michael Jackson]]'s Treasure Room where the three can start influencing [[Tween\|Tweenage boys]] by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked.

	~~== History ==~~

	~~[[File:Robot with tie experiment.png\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>See the tie. We're legit. We are only here to study our coding</center>]]~~

	~~[[File:Family Guy herbert.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>You wanna play [[Pogs]] or talk about [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]? I wanna show you my '''''White Bone Dragon''''' beat down deck</center>]]~~

	Did you ever see a great [[Master Coon\|idea]] being used in an ineffective or [[Weak\|nonproductive]] way that you know that if you were to take that [[Clone\|Same]] idea and tinkered with it for a bit you could make it into something amazing? Something that others would describe you as being a prodigy for because of your amaziing understanding and discovery of the idea's full [[Potential]].

	~~This isn't one of those [[Internets English\|sites]].~~

	What this site is, is a failed, [[Poseur\|Wannabe]] attempt at [[Computer Science 3\|1337 hacker garbage]] that is baddly modded from earlier engines such as '''socket.computer'''. Other than being a [[Liar\|thinly veiled]] home for predators, clinging to the bottom rungs of the [[internets]] and selling itself on [[Jejejeje823\|Reddit]] as a fun spot for prepubescent [[boy]]s to gather, play on and [[Talk Page\|talk]] to older men - '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as an experiment. It wants you to actuallly think that it is giving something back to [[Society]].

	Despiite its lack of posting research and analysis, '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as a legitimate experiment where it studies . . . ? ? ? [[Fuck]] if we know because the site and its Big Three ''"Admins"'': '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''' and '''Geodude''' have yet to post what it is that they want to observe or any data from their studies.

	~~== The Big Three ==~~

	~~[[File:Rules no fun allowed.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>No fun allowed</center>]]~~

	We have to say, even after sending our [[Awesome]] and super talented, but often lazy ass [[Private Eye]]s to get some dirt on the ''Big Three'', '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''', and '''Geodude'', all they came back with is that they're 30+ something year [[Old School\|Old]] faggots that use Anime names to draw in kids and get them to trust them.

	* '''Dartz''' is using a Villain's name from the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] anime that sacrificed himself to raise Atlantis from the [[OceanGate\|Ocean's]] bottom. He proudly boasts the he [[Creationist\|created]] '''computernewb.com and CollabVM'''. Not much is known about him so it is best to think the [[Bad\|worst about him because quiet males are always scheaming something,

	* '''''Geodude''''' is anoither creepy guy that uses a semi-populsr [[Pokémon]] name so he can give himself a friendly, safe and young appearance for the kids sending him questions or requests to have their [[Banned\|ban]] lifted. Like '''Dartz''', the worst should be assumed because you should never trust a [[Man\|Grown Man]] that Admins a site aimed at young boys and keeps his [[internets\|Internet]] presence a secret. It wont be until he's [[Partyvan\|Party Vanned]] that we will get to know the real ''''Geodud'''''.

	* And Finally '''''Cosmic Sans'''''. Probably the worst of the 3 because [https://collabvm.org/wiki/Mv he likes to post] teaser links like these. Is there [[Porn]]? Is it worth my time opening it? What's in it? Again, assume the worst of him and stay [[Dead\|Alive]] because there are some that accuse him of dropping ''Keystroke Loggers'' in his mystery posts

	~~== See Also ==~~

	* [[Computer]]

	* [[Internets]]

	* [[Nerd]]

	* [[PC Gamer]]

	* [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]

	~~== External Links ==~~

	~~{{twitter\|CollabVM}}~~


	~~{{Sites}}~~

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	FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT		'''Collaborative Virtual Machine''', better known as '''CollabVM''' or as ''7 Degrees Of [[Fag\|Faggotry]]'' by most, is a [[Virus]] infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality '''''Dartz''''' when he unfortunately found [[Man\|Himself]] freed from [[Hell]] after taking the long way out. Hoping to find himself a way back in so that he can return to the outermost borders of Hell's first circle and can go back to preying upon the [[Church\|Unbaptized]] boys in [[Catholic\|Purgatory]], '''Dartz''' tossed around a few ideas.

			Coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position hunting little boys outside the outside realms of [[Hell]] would take him some [[Why So Serious?\|serious]] [[Grooming]] of [[Children are not innocent\|Innocent]], young [[Boys]] to teach them that you can trust an [[Old]]er, Adult male when he asks a [[13-year-old boy\|12-year-old boy]] if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked, is always an exhilareted ''"Right Away!"'' and that they'll do them even one better and send them a [[Computer\|128 GB HD card]] full of their [[Nude Greg\|naked body]] through the [[America\|U.S. Mail]], he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into [[Chatroom]]s so that he can [[X-play\|use]] his ''Stranger Danger'', creepy old man at a city park, never taking the word [[No]] for an answer when there's a radiating [[Ghey\|glory hole]] between the two [[Shit]]ter stalls and you just realized that you're all alone in the [[Bathroom]] with him skills so he can get back all of the [[RPG\|Exp points]] he lost when [[God]] felt that it'd be more of a punishment to kick him out of Purgatory and send him back to the land of the [[Life\|Living]] where the consensus among everyone alive, except for the [[Islam\|Muslims]], is that [[Kid\|Kiddy]] didlers are some serious [[Sick fuck]]s.

			Not realy up to the task and being a bit [[Retard]]ed from repitive, [[Bullshit\|"Accidental"]] drops on his [[Oral\|Head]] by his [[Your Dad\|Father]], '''Dartz''' accepted that he'd need the help of [[Criminal\|Co-Conspirators]] if he was going to get the [[Job]] done.

			Recruiting '''''Cosmic Sans''''' and '''''Geodude''''', the three created an [[Internets\|Internet Site]] where [[You]] get to [[Boredom\|do nothing but sit around and wait in line]] until it's your turn to take control of a [[Virtual Reality\|Virtual Machine]] for the lengthy period of 18 [[Fuck]]ing seconds.

			Not for a minute. Not five. [[WOW\|18 SECONDS!]]. So if you're a young boy just sitting around with boredom starting to set in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to [[Masturbate]], the ''Terrible Three'' are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander away from their turn and lead them into their digital version of [[Michael Jackson]]'s Treasure Room where the three can start influencing [[Tween\|Tweenage boys]] by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked.

			== History ==

			[[File:Robot with tie experiment.png\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>See the tie. We're legit. We are only here to study our coding</center>]]

			[[File:Family Guy herbert.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>You wanna play [[Pogs]] or talk about [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]? I wanna show you my '''''White Bone Dragon''''' beat down deck</center>]]

			Did you ever see a great [[Master Coon\|idea]] being used in an ineffective or [[Weak\|nonproductive]] way that you know that if you were to take that [[Clone\|Same]] idea and tinkered with it for a bit you could make it into something amazing? Something that others would describe you as being a prodigy for because of your amaziing understanding and discovery of the idea's full [[Potential]].

			This isn't one of those [[Internets English\|sites]].

			What this site is, is a failed, [[Poseur\|Wannabe]] attempt at [[Computer Science 3\|1337 hacker garbage]] that is baddly modded from earlier engines such as '''socket.computer'''. Other than being a [[Liar\|thinly veiled]] home for predators, clinging to the bottom rungs of the [[internets]] and selling itself on [[Jejejeje823\|Reddit]] as a fun spot for prepubescent [[boy]]s to gather, play on and [[Talk Page\|talk]] to older men - '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as an experiment. It wants you to actuallly think that it is giving something back to [[Society]].

			Despiite its lack of posting research and analysis, '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as a legitimate experiment where it studies . . . ? ? ? [[Fuck]] if we know because the site and its Big Three ''"Admins"'': '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''' and '''Geodude''' have yet to post what it is that they want to observe or any data from their studies.

			== The Big Three ==

			[[File:Rules no fun allowed.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>No fun allowed</center>]]

			We have to say, even after sending our [[Awesome]] and super talented, but often lazy ass [[Private Eye]]s to get some dirt on the ''Big Three'', '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''', and '''Geodude'', all they came back with is that they're 30+ something year [[Old School\|Old]] faggots that use Anime names to draw in kids and get them to trust them.

			* '''Dartz''' is using a Villain's name from the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] anime that sacrificed himself to raise Atlantis from the [[OceanGate\|Ocean's]] bottom. He proudly boasts the he [[Creationist\|created]] '''computernewb.com and CollabVM'''. Not much is known about him so it is best to think the [[Bad\|worst about him because quiet males are always scheaming something,

			* '''''Geodude''''' is anoither creepy guy that uses a semi-populsr [[Pokémon]] name so he can give himself a friendly, safe and young appearance for the kids sending him questions or requests to have their [[Banned\|ban]] lifted. Like '''Dartz''', the worst should be assumed because you should never trust a [[Man\|Grown Man]] that Admins a site aimed at young boys and keeps his [[internets\|Internet]] presence a secret. It wont be until he's [[Partyvan\|Party Vanned]] that we will get to know the real ''''Geodud'''''.

			* And Finally '''''Cosmic Sans'''''. Probably the worst of the 3 because [https://collabvm.org/wiki/Mv he likes to post] teaser links like these. Is there [[Porn]]? Is it worth my time opening it? What's in it? Again, assume the worst of him and stay [[Dead\|Alive]] because there are some that accuse him of dropping ''Keystroke Loggers'' in his mystery posts

			== See Also ==

			* [[Computer]]

			* [[Internets]]

			* [[Nerd]]

			* [[PC Gamer]]

			* [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]

			== External Links ==

			{{twitter\|CollabVM}}


			{{Sites}}

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	[[~~File:Collabvm page.png\|right~~\|~~250px~~]]		'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9\|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW'''</span>'''</span>'''

	'''Collaborative Virtual Machine''', better known as '''CollabVM''' or as ''7 Degrees Of [[Fag\|Faggotry]]'' by most, is a [[Virus]] infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality '''''Dartz''''' when he unfortunately found [[Man\|Himself]] freed from [[Hell]] after taking the long way out. Hoping to find himself a way back in so that he can return to the outermost borders of Hell's first circle and can go back to preying upon the [[Church\|Unbaptized]] boys in [[Catholic\|Purgatory]], '''Dartz''' tossed around a few ideas.		FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT

	Coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position hunting little boys outside the outside realms of [[Hell]] would take him some [[Why So Serious?\|serious]] [[Grooming]] of [[Children are not innocent\|Innocent]], young [[Boys]] to teach them that you can trust an [[Old]]er, Adult male when he asks a [[13-year-old boy\|12-year-old boy]] if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked, is always an exhilareted ''"Right Away!"'' and that they'll do them even one better and send them a [[Computer\|128 GB HD card]] full of their [[Nude Greg\|naked body]] through the [[America\|U.S. Mail]], he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into [[Chatroom]]s so that he can [[X-play\|use]] his ''Stranger Danger'', creepy old man at a city park, never taking the word [[No]] for an answer when there's a radiating [[Ghey\|glory hole]] between the two [[Shit]]ter stalls and you just realized that you're all alone in the [[Bathroom]] with him skills so he can get back all of the [[RPG\|Exp points]] he lost when [[God]] felt that it'd be more of a punishment to kick him out of Purgatory and send him back to the land of the [[Life\|Living]] where the consensus among everyone alive, except for the [[Islam\|Muslims]], is that [[Kid\|Kiddy]] didlers are some serious [[Sick fuck]]s.

	Not realy up to the task and being a bit [[Retard]]ed from repitive, [[Bullshit\|"Accidental"]] drops on his [[Oral\|Head]] by his [[Your Dad\|Father]], '''Dartz''' accepted that he'd need the help of [[Criminal\|Co-Conspirators]] if he was going to get the [[Job]] done.

	Recruiting '''''Cosmic Sans''''' and '''''Geodude''''', the three created an [[Internets\|Internet Site]] where [[You]] get to [[Boredom\|do nothing but sit around and wait in line]] until it's your turn to take control of a [[Virtual Reality\|Virtual Machine]] for the lengthy period of 18 [[Fuck]]ing seconds.

	Not for a minute. Not five. [[WOW\|18 SECONDS!]]. So if you're a young boy just sitting around with boredom starting to set in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to [[Masturbate]], the ''Terrible Three'' are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander away from their turn and lead them into their digital version of [[Michael Jackson]]'s Treasure Room where the three can start influencing [[Tween\|Tweenage boys]] by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked.

	~~== History ==~~

	~~[[File:Robot with tie experiment.png\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>See the tie. We're legit. We are only here to study our coding</center>]]~~

	~~[[File:Family Guy herbert.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>You wanna play [[Pogs]] or talk about [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]? I wanna show you my '''''White Bone Dragon''''' beat down deck</center>]]~~

	Did you ever see a great [[Master Coon\|idea]] being used in an ineffective or [[Weak\|nonproductive]] way that you know that if you were to take that [[Clone\|Same]] idea and tinkered with it for a bit you could make it into something amazing? Something that others would describe you as being a prodigy for because of your amaziing understanding and discovery of the idea's full [[Potential]].

	~~This isn't one of those [[Internets English\|sites]].~~

	What this site is, is a failed, [[Poseur\|Wannabe]] attempt at [[Computer Science 3\|1337 hacker garbage]] that is baddly modded from earlier engines such as '''socket.computer'''. Other than being a [[Liar\|thinly veiled]] home for predators, clinging to the bottom rungs of the [[internets]] and selling itself on [[Jejejeje823\|Reddit]] as a fun spot for prepubescent [[boy]]s to gather, play on and [[Talk Page\|talk]] to older men - '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as an experiment. It wants you to actuallly think that it is giving something back to [[Society]].

	Despiite its lack of posting research and analysis, '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as a legitimate experiment where it studies . . . ? ? ? [[Fuck]] if we know because the site and its Big Three ''"Admins"'': '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''' and '''Geodude''' have yet to post what it is that they want to observe or any data from their studies.

	~~== The Big Three ==~~

	~~[[File:Rules no fun allowed.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>No fun allowed</center>]]~~

	We have to say, even after sending our [[Awesome]] and super talented, but often lazy ass [[Private Eye]]s to get some dirt on the ''Big Three'', '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''', and '''Geodude'', all they came back with is that they're 30+ something year [[Old School\|Old]] faggots that use Anime names to draw in kids and get them to trust them.

	* '''Dartz''' is using a Villain's name from the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] anime that sacrificed himself to raise Atlantis from the [[OceanGate\|Ocean's]] bottom. He proudly boasts the he [[Creationist\|created]] '''computernewb.com and CollabVM'''. Not much is known about him so it is best to think the [[Bad\|worst about him because quiet males are always scheaming something,

	* '''''Geodude''''' is anoither creepy guy that uses a semi-populsr [[Pokémon]] name so he can give himself a friendly, safe and young appearance for the kids sending him questions or requests to have their [[Banned\|ban]] lifted. Like '''Dartz''', the worst should be assumed because you should never trust a [[Man\|Grown Man]] that Admins a site aimed at young boys and keeps his [[internets\|Internet]] presence a secret. It wont be until he's [[Partyvan\|Party Vanned]] that we will get to know the real ''''Geodud'''''.

	* And Finally '''''Cosmic Sans'''''. Probably the worst of the 3 because [https://collabvm.org/wiki/Mv he likes to post] teaser links like these. Is there [[Porn]]? Is it worth my time opening it? What's in it? Again, assume the worst of him and stay [[Dead\|Alive]] because there are some that accuse him of dropping ''Keystroke Loggers'' in his mystery posts

	~~== See Also ==~~

	* [[Computer]]

	* [[Internets]]

	* [[Nerd]]

	* [[PC Gamer]]

	* [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]

	~~== External Links ==~~

	~~{{twitter\|CollabVM}}~~


	~~{{Sites}}~~

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	'''Collaborative Virtual Machine''', better known as '''CollabVM''' or as 7 ~~degrees of~~ [[Fag\|Faggotry]] by most, is a [[Virus]] infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality '''''Dartz''''' when he unfortunately found [[Man\|Himself]] freed from [[Hell]] after taking the long way out. Hoping to find himself a way back in so that he can return to the outermost borders of Hell's first circle and can go back to preying upon the [[Church\|Unbaptized]] boys in [[Catholic\|Purgatory]], '''Dartz''' tossed around a few ideas.		'''Collaborative Virtual Machine''', better known as '''CollabVM''' or as ''7 Degrees Of [[Fag\|Faggotry]]'' by most, is a [[Virus]] infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality '''''Dartz''''' when he unfortunately found [[Man\|Himself]] freed from [[Hell]] after taking the long way out. Hoping to find himself a way back in so that he can return to the outermost borders of Hell's first circle and can go back to preying upon the [[Church\|Unbaptized]] boys in [[Catholic\|Purgatory]], '''Dartz''' tossed around a few ideas.

	Coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position outside the outside realms of [[Hell]] would take him some [[Why So Serious?\|serious]] [[Grooming]] of [[Children are not innocent\|Innocent]], young [[Boys]] to teach them that you can trust an [[Old]]er, Adult male when he asks a [[13-year-old boy\|12-year-old boy]] if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked, is always an exhilareted ''"Right Away!"'' and that they'll do them even one better and send them a [[Computer\|128 GB HD card]] full of their [[Nude Greg\|naked body]] through the [[America\|U.S. Mail]], he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into [[Chatroom]]s so that he can [[X-play\|use]] his ''Stranger Danger'', creepy old man at a city park, never taking the word [[No]] for an answer when there's a radiating [[Ghey\|glory hole]] between the two [[Shit]]ter stalls and you just realized that you're all alone in the [[Bathroom]] with him skills so he can get back all of the [[RPG\|Exp points]] he lost when [[God]] felt that it'd be more of a punishment to kick him out of Purgatory and send him back to the land of the [[Life\|Living]] where the consensus among everyone alive, except for the [[Islam\|Muslims]], is that [[Kid\|Kiddy]] didlers are some serious [[Sick fuck]]s.		Coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position hunting little boys outside the outside realms of [[Hell]] would take him some [[Why So Serious?\|serious]] [[Grooming]] of [[Children are not innocent\|Innocent]], young [[Boys]] to teach them that you can trust an [[Old]]er, Adult male when he asks a [[13-year-old boy\|12-year-old boy]] if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked, is always an exhilareted ''"Right Away!"'' and that they'll do them even one better and send them a [[Computer\|128 GB HD card]] full of their [[Nude Greg\|naked body]] through the [[America\|U.S. Mail]], he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into [[Chatroom]]s so that he can [[X-play\|use]] his ''Stranger Danger'', creepy old man at a city park, never taking the word [[No]] for an answer when there's a radiating [[Ghey\|glory hole]] between the two [[Shit]]ter stalls and you just realized that you're all alone in the [[Bathroom]] with him skills so he can get back all of the [[RPG\|Exp points]] he lost when [[God]] felt that it'd be more of a punishment to kick him out of Purgatory and send him back to the land of the [[Life\|Living]] where the consensus among everyone alive, except for the [[Islam\|Muslims]], is that [[Kid\|Kiddy]] didlers are some serious [[Sick fuck]]s.

	Not realy up to the task and being a bit [[Retard]]ed from repitive, [[Bullshit\|"Accidental"]] drops on his [[Oral\|Head]] by his [[Your Dad\|Father]], '''Dartz''' accepted that he'd need the help of [[Criminal\|Co-Conspirators]] if he was going to get the [[Job]] done.		Not realy up to the task and being a bit [[Retard]]ed from repitive, [[Bullshit\|"Accidental"]] drops on his [[Oral\|Head]] by his [[Your Dad\|Father]], '''Dartz''' accepted that he'd need the help of [[Criminal\|Co-Conspirators]] if he was going to get the [[Job]] done.
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	Recruiting '''''Cosmic Sans''''' and '''''Geodude''''', the three created an [[Internets\|Internet Site]] where [[You]] get to [[Boredom\|do nothing but sit around and wait in line]] until it's your turn to take control of a [[Virtual Reality\|Virtual Machine]] for the lengthy period of 18 [[Fuck]]ing seconds.		Recruiting '''''Cosmic Sans''''' and '''''Geodude''''', the three created an [[Internets\|Internet Site]] where [[You]] get to [[Boredom\|do nothing but sit around and wait in line]] until it's your turn to take control of a [[Virtual Reality\|Virtual Machine]] for the lengthy period of 18 [[Fuck]]ing seconds.

	Not for a minute. Not five. [[WOW\|18 SECONDS!]]. So if you're a young boy just sitting around with boredom starting to set in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to [[Masturbate]], the ''Terrible Three'' are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander away from their turn and lead them into their digital version of [[Michael Jackson]]'s ~~treasure room~~ where the three can start influencing [[Tween\|Tweenage boys]] by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked.		Not for a minute. Not five. [[WOW\|18 SECONDS!]]. So if you're a young boy just sitting around with boredom starting to set in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to [[Masturbate]], the ''Terrible Three'' are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander away from their turn and lead them into their digital version of [[Michael Jackson]]'s Treasure Room where the three can start influencing [[Tween\|Tweenage boys]] by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked.

	== History ==		== History ==
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	This isn't one of those [[Internets English\|sites]].		This isn't one of those [[Internets English\|sites]].

	What this site is is a failed, [[Poseur\|Wannabe]] attempt at [[Computer Science 3\|~~l33t~~ hacker garbage]] that is baddly modded from earlier engines such as '''socket.computer'''. Other than being a [[Liar\|thinly veiled]] home for predators, clinging to the bottom rungs of the [[internets]] and selling itself on [[Jejejeje823\|Reddit]] as a fun spot for prepubescent [[boy]]s to gather, play on and [[Talk Page\|talk]] to older men - '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as an experiment. It wants you to actuallly think that it is giving something back to [[Society]].		What this site is, is a failed, [[Poseur\|Wannabe]] attempt at [[Computer Science 3\|1337 hacker garbage]] that is baddly modded from earlier engines such as '''socket.computer'''. Other than being a [[Liar\|thinly veiled]] home for predators, clinging to the bottom rungs of the [[internets]] and selling itself on [[Jejejeje823\|Reddit]] as a fun spot for prepubescent [[boy]]s to gather, play on and [[Talk Page\|talk]] to older men - '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as an experiment. It wants you to actuallly think that it is giving something back to [[Society]].

	Despiite its lack of posting research and analysis, '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as a legitimate experiment where it studies . . . [[Fuck]] if we know because the site and its Big Three ''"Admins"'': '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''' and '''Geodude''' have yet to post what it is that they want to observe or any data from their studies.		Despiite its lack of posting research and analysis, '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as a legitimate experiment where it studies . . . ? ? ? [[Fuck]] if we know because the site and its Big Three ''"Admins"'': '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''' and '''Geodude''' have yet to post what it is that they want to observe or any data from their studies.

	== The Big Three ==		== The Big Three ==
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	[[File:Rules no fun allowed.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>No fun allowed</center>]]		[[File:Rules no fun allowed.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|<center>No fun allowed</center>]]

	We have to say, even after sending our [[Awesome]] and super talented, but often lazy ass [[Private Eye]]s to get some dirt on the ''Big Three'', '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''', and '''Geodude'', all they came back with is that they're 30+ something year [[Old School\|Old]] faggots that use Anime names to draw in kids.		We have to say, even after sending our [[Awesome]] and super talented, but often lazy ass [[Private Eye]]s to get some dirt on the ''Big Three'', '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''', and '''Geodude'', all they came back with is that they're 30+ something year [[Old School\|Old]] faggots that use Anime names to draw in kids and get them to trust them.

	* '''Dartz''' is using a Villain's name from the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] anime that sacrificed himself to raise Atlantis from the [[OceanGate\|Ocean's]]. He proudly boasts the he [[Creationist\|created]] '''computernewb.com and CollabVM'''. Not much is known about him ~~soo~~ it is best to think the [[Bad\|worst about him because quiet males are always scheaming something,		* '''Dartz''' is using a Villain's name from the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] anime that sacrificed himself to raise Atlantis from the [[OceanGate\|Ocean's]] bottom. He proudly boasts the he [[Creationist\|created]] '''computernewb.com and CollabVM'''. Not much is known about him so it is best to think the [[Bad\|worst about him because quiet males are always scheaming something,

	* '''''Geodude''''' is anoither creepy guy that uses a semi-populsr [[Pokémon]] name so he give himself a safe and young ~~percepption~~ for kids sending him questions or requests to have their [[Banned\|ban]] lifted. Like '''Dartz''', the worst should be assumed because you should never trust a [[Man\|Grown Man]] that Admins a site aimed at young boys and keeps his [[internets]] presence secret. It wont be until he's [[Partyvan\|Party Vanned]] that we will ~~realy~~ know ''''Geodud'''''.		* '''''Geodude''''' is anoither creepy guy that uses a semi-populsr [[Pokémon]] name so he can give himself a friendly, safe and young appearance for the kids sending him questions or requests to have their [[Banned\|ban]] lifted. Like '''Dartz''', the worst should be assumed because you should never trust a [[Man\|Grown Man]] that Admins a site aimed at young boys and keeps his [[internets\|Internet]] presence a secret. It wont be until he's [[Partyvan\|Party Vanned]] that we will get to know the real ''''Geodud'''''.

	* And Finally '''''~~Comic~~ Sans'''''. ~~Prrobably~~ the worst of the 3 because [https://collabvm.org/wiki/Mv he likes to post] teaser links like these. Is there [[Porn]]? Is it worth my time opening it? What's in it? Again, assume the worst and stay [[Dead\|Alive]].		* And Finally '''''Cosmic Sans'''''. Probably the worst of the 3 because [https://collabvm.org/wiki/Mv he likes to post] teaser links like these. Is there [[Porn]]? Is it worth my time opening it? What's in it? Again, assume the worst of him and stay [[Dead\|Alive]] because there are some that accuse him of dropping ''Keystroke Loggers'' in his mystery posts

	== See Also ==		== See Also ==