Clitoris - Revision history

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 03:40, 23 April 2017

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	{{spoilers\|text=there is no Santa Claus either???}}		{{spoilers\|text=there is no Santa Claus either???}}
	The clitoris is the most sensitive part of the human body, containing 8,000 times more nerve endings than the male Penis. In developmental biology this developed from a [[futa\|woman's equivalent to a cock]], but because as women are of course inferior to men, theirs are smaller and infinitely more sensitive, but when stimulated it can drive a girl to the state of near-insanity and absolute euphoria. A never-ending cycle that is [[sex]]		The '''clitoris''' is the most sensitive part of the human body, containing 8,000 times more nerve endings than the male Penis. In developmental biology this developed from a [[futa\|woman's equivalent to a cock]], but because as women are of course inferior to men, theirs are smaller and infinitely more sensitive, but when stimulated it can drive a girl to the state of near-insanity and absolute euphoria. A never-ending cycle that is [[sex]]
	{{quote\|The world is divided into three categories of men:<br> those who know where the clitoris is,<br> those who don’t, and those who are still looking.<br> Most men worldwide fall into the last two categories.\|		{{quote\|The world is divided into three categories of men:<br> those who know where the clitoris is,<br> those who don’t, and those who are still looking.<br> Most men worldwide fall into the last two categories.\|
	the first category represents men who are [[batshit crazy]]. Everyone else is mostly sane.}}		the first category represents men who are [[batshit crazy]]. Everyone else is mostly sane.}}
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	File:Pussy prolapse.jpg\|[[Your mom]]'s clitoris		File:Pussy prolapse.jpg\|[[Your mom]]'s clitoris
	File:Mike_lit.jpg\|Beware a clit on the property bladder		File:Mike_lit.jpg\|Beware a clit on the property bladder
	~~Image~~:Clitoris-Discovered-DeepThroat.png\|Doctors have found the clitoris is more often located deep within the throat.		File:Clitoris-Discovered-DeepThroat.png\|Doctors have found the clitoris is more often located deep within the throat.
			File:Misogynist lulz.jpg\|A clit collector
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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[Cock]] - VERY self-evident		* [[Cock]] - VERY self-evident
	*[[Cunt]]		* [[Cunt]]
	*[[Ejaculate]]		* [[Ejaculate]]
	*[[Circumcision#Female circumcision\|Female Circumcision]]		* [[Circumcision#Female circumcision\|Female Circumcision]]
	*[[Feminism]]		* [[Feminism]]


	{{sex}}		{{sex}}

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* Fun Facts */

2017-04-23T03:06:41Z

Fun Facts

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	==Fun Facts==		==Fun Facts==
	* The Spanish name for the Clitoris is [[Chupacabra\|El Chupacabra]], or goat sucker. Legend has it that a clitoris once sucked the blood out of a goat, or [[whatever]].		* The Spanish name for the Clitoris is [[Chupacabra\|El Chupacabra]], or goat sucker. Legend has it that a clitoris once sucked the blood out of a goat, or [[whatever]].
	* Because the female spotted hyena's clitoris is 90% the size of a male spotted hyena, it is called a "pseudo-penis", and they urinate, mate, and giving birth through it. Giving birth through this enlarged erectile clitoris is really like [[mpreg\|giving birth through your penis]]:		* Because the female spotted hyena's clitoris is 90% the size of the male spotted hyena's penis, their clitoris is called a "pseudo-penis", and they urinate, mate, and giving birth through it. Giving birth through this enlarged erectile clitoris is really like [[mpreg\|giving birth through your penis]]:
	:Her clitoris, which contains the birthing canal, protrudes 7 inches from her body. [...] "It's really weird genitalia, but it seems to work. Although giving birth through a 'penis' isn't a trivial problem." The clitoris' birth canal is only an inch in diameter, and the tissue often tears as a 2-pound cub squeezes through the narrow opening. The rip can be fatal, as evidenced by the high death rate for first-time mothers		{{Squote\|Her clitoris, which contains the birthing canal, protrudes 7 inches from her body. [...] "It's really weird genitalia, but it seems to work. Although giving birth through a 'penis' isn't a trivial problem." The clitoris' birth canal is only an inch in diameter, and the tissue often tears as a 2-pound cub squeezes through the narrow opening. The rip can be fatal, as evidenced by the high death rate for first-time mothers\|[http://www.livescience.com/699-painful-realities-hyena-sex.html "The Painful Realities of Hyena Sex"] at livescience.com}}
	~~an a the~~ female spotted hyena also has a "pseudo-scrotum".[https://books.google.com/books?id=11f2zMjqqVkC&pg=PA2023&hl=en#v=onepage&q&f=false] Female spotted hyenas have ballsacks; they are fucking weird. ~~'Imagine giving birth through a penis'~~		: The female spotted hyena also has a "pseudo-scrotum".[https://books.google.com/books?id=11f2zMjqqVkC&pg=PA2023&hl=en#v=onepage&q&f=false] Female spotted hyenas have ballsacks; they are fucking weird.

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imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: /* Fun Facts */

2017-04-23T03:00:18Z

Fun Facts

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	==Fun Facts==		==Fun Facts==
	* The Spanish name for the Clitoris is [[Chupacabra\|El Chupacabra]], or goat sucker. Legend has it that a clitoris once sucked the blood out of a goat, or [[whatever]].		* The Spanish name for the Clitoris is [[Chupacabra\|El Chupacabra]], or goat sucker. Legend has it that a clitoris once sucked the blood out of a goat, or [[whatever]].
	* It ~~swells~~ in ~~size~~ as a ~~woman approaches climax~~.		* Because the female spotted hyena's clitoris is 90% the size of a male spotted hyena, it is called a "pseudo-penis", and they urinate, mate, and giving birth through it. Giving birth through this enlarged erectile clitoris is really like [[mpreg\|giving birth through your penis]]:
			:Her clitoris, which contains the birthing canal, protrudes 7 inches from her body. [...] "It's really weird genitalia, but it seems to work. Although giving birth through a 'penis' isn't a trivial problem." The clitoris' birth canal is only an inch in diameter, and the tissue often tears as a 2-pound cub squeezes through the narrow opening. The rip can be fatal, as evidenced by the high death rate for first-time mothers
			an a the female spotted hyena also has a "pseudo-scrotum".[https://books.google.com/books?id=11f2zMjqqVkC&pg=PA2023&hl=en#v=onepage&q&f=false] Female spotted hyenas have ballsacks; they are fucking weird. 'Imagine giving birth through a penis'

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: I can't find a third fun fact - there needs to be at least 3

2017-01-06T15:21:44Z

I can't find a third fun fact - there needs to be at least 3

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	[[Image:Needles in clitoris.jpg\|thumb\|[[Guro\|Proper stimulation of the clitoris.]]]]		[[Image:Needles in clitoris.jpg\|thumb\|[[Guro\|Proper stimulation of the clitoris.]]]]
	~~File:Clitoris YOU.jpg~~
	[[Image:Clitoris.gif\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Artist's rendition of what the clitoris might look like.]]		[[Image:Clitoris.gif\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Artist's rendition of what the clitoris might look like.]]
	[[File:Clitoris YOU.jpg\|thumb\|[[Not to be confused with]] Pokémon]]		[[File:Clitoris YOU.jpg\|thumb\|[[Not to be confused with]] Pokémon]]

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 15:18, 6 January 2017

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	[[Image:Needles in clitoris.jpg\|thumb\|[[Guro\|Proper stimulation of the clitoris.]]]]		[[Image:Needles in clitoris.jpg\|thumb\|[[Guro\|Proper stimulation of the clitoris.]]]]
	~~[[Image~~:Clitoris~~-Discovered-DeepThroat~~.~~png\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Doctors have found the clitoris is more often located deep within the throat.]]~~		File:Clitoris YOU.jpg
	[[Image:Clitoris.gif\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Artist's rendition of what the clitoris might look like.]]		[[Image:Clitoris.gif\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Artist's rendition of what the clitoris might look like.]]
	[[~~Image~~:~~Clitoral_Stimulation~~.jpg\|thumb\|~~right\|200px\|If discovered and successfully stimulated, the clitoris may make the female's head spin around.~~]]		[[File:Clitoris YOU.jpg\|thumb\|[[Not to be confused with]] Pokémon]]
	~~[[Image:Mike_lit.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Beware a clit on the property bladder.~~]]

	{{spoilers\|text=there is no Santa Claus either???}}		{{spoilers\|text=there is no Santa Claus either???}}
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	====Female Ejaculation====		====Female Ejaculation====
			[[Image:Clitoral_Stimulation.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|If discovered and successfully stimulated, the clitoris may make the female's head spin around.]]
	Because women don't produce semen (including you [[Thomas Beatie]]) just what exactly they are ejaculating is a [[It is a mystery\|mystery]]. She's probably [[piss\|just pissed on you]]. If a so-called female ejaculates on you, chances are she's a [[trap]], [[transvestite]] or [[transexual]] (maybe [[Chyna]]). If you only notice this after s/he has experienced orgasm, chances are you are either blind or a [[sick fuck]] who enjoys these abominations of nature.		Because women don't produce semen (including you [[Thomas Beatie]]) just what exactly they are ejaculating is a [[It is a mystery\|mystery]]. She's probably [[piss\|just pissed on you]]. If a so-called female ejaculates on you, chances are she's a [[trap]], [[transvestite]] or [[transexual]] (maybe [[Chyna]]). If you only notice this after s/he has experienced orgasm, chances are you are either blind or a [[sick fuck]] who enjoys these abominations of nature.

	As [[you]] can tell, when women pay too much attention to the clitoris it can grow to unbelievable proportions, thus evolving them into [[dickgirls]]. This only goes to prove that raging [[feminazis]] and [[lesbians]] secretly yearn to become men. Luckily there is a solution to this problem.		As [[you]] can tell, when women pay too much attention to the clitoris it can grow to unbelievable proportions, thus evolving them into [[dickgirls]]. This only goes to prove that raging [[feminazis]] and [[lesbians]] secretly yearn to become men. Luckily there is a solution to this problem.

	===~~[[Circumcision#Female circumcision\|~~Female Circumcision]]===		=== Female Circumcision ===
			{{Main\|Circumcision#Female circumcision}}
	[[Image:Cutyerclitoff.jpg\|thumb\|What to do when you spot the clitoris.]]		[[Image:Cutyerclitoff.jpg\|thumb\|What to do when you spot the clitoris.]]
	[[Image:CircumcisedWoman.jpg\|thumb\|Circumcised Vaginas are also smooth as fuck!]]		[[Image:CircumcisedWoman.jpg\|thumb\|Circumcised Vaginas are also smooth as fuck!]]
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	==Fun Facts==		==Fun Facts==
	*The Spanish name for the Clitoris is [[Chupacabra\|El Chupacabra]], or goat sucker. Legend has it that a clitoris once sucked the blood out of a goat, or [[whatever]].		* The Spanish name for the Clitoris is [[Chupacabra\|El Chupacabra]], or goat sucker. Legend has it that a clitoris once sucked the blood out of a goat, or [[whatever]].
			* It swells in size as a woman approaches climax.

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
	<center>		<center>
	<gallery>		<gallery perrow="2">
	File:Clitoris-location.PNG		File:Clitoris-location.PNG
	File:Pussy prolapse.jpg\|[[Your mom]]'s clitoris.		File:Pussy prolapse.jpg\|[[Your mom]]'s clitoris
			File:Mike_lit.jpg\|Beware a clit on the property bladder
			Image:Clitoris-Discovered-DeepThroat.png\|Doctors have found the clitoris is more often located deep within the throat.
	</gallery>		</gallery>
	</center>		</center>
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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[Cock]] ~~Which is~~ VERY self-evident		*[[Cock]] - VERY self-evident
	*[[Cunt]]		*[[Cunt]]
	*[[Ejaculate]]		*[[Ejaculate]]
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	*[[Feminism]]		*[[Feminism]]

	~~[[Category:Sex]]~~

	{{sex}}		{{sex}}

imported>Memememememe: /* The "Female Cock" Myth */

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The "Female Cock" Myth

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	Like most mythical beings, the clitoris is said to have magical powers.		Like most mythical beings, the clitoris is said to have magical powers.
	===The "Female Cock" Myth===		===The "Female Cock" Myth===
	The clitoris has been used as a rallying cry for [[feminist]]s. They believe that the clitoris is the female version of the [[cock]]. This idea is of course absurd as they only believe such ridiculous nonsense to try and prove they are equal to [[men]] - even if the clitoris did exist, its minute size and extreme fragility shows that [[god]] made all [[women]] inferior to males.		The clitoris has been used as a rallying cry for [[feminist]]s. They believe that the clitoris is the female version of the [[cock]]. This idea is of course absurd as they only believe such ridiculous nonsense to try and prove they are equal to [[men]] - even if the clitoris did exist, its minute size, high sensitivity and extreme fragility shows that [[god]] made all [[women]] inferior to males.

	Scientists who have been trying to study this elusive entity have concluded that the clitoris has no purpose other than to give pleasure to the female. This makes the fact that some men enjoy snipping them off all the more lulzy.		Scientists who have been trying to study this elusive entity have concluded that the clitoris has no purpose other than to give pleasure to the female. This makes the fact that some men enjoy snipping them off all the more lulzy.

imported>Memememememe at 09:13, 28 October 2016

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	{{spoilers\|text=there is no Santa Claus either???}}		{{spoilers\|text=there is no Santa Claus either???}}
	A clitoris is a [[futa\|woman's cock]], as women are of course inferior to men, theirs are smaller, but when stimulated it can ~~make woman moan and cum, and~~ the ~~more they moan and cum, the more you will moan~~ and ~~cum~~. A never-ending cycle that is [[sex]]		The clitoris is the most sensitive part of the human body, containing 8,000 times more nerve endings than the male Penis. In developmental biology this developed from a [[futa\|woman's equivalent to a cock]], but because as women are of course inferior to men, theirs are smaller and infinitely more sensitive, but when stimulated it can drive a girl to the state of near-insanity and absolute euphoria. A never-ending cycle that is [[sex]]
	{{quote\|The world is divided into three categories of men:<br> those who know where the clitoris is,<br> those who don’t, and those who are still looking.<br> Most men worldwide fall into the last two categories.\|		{{quote\|The world is divided into three categories of men:<br> those who know where the clitoris is,<br> those who don’t, and those who are still looking.<br> Most men worldwide fall into the last two categories.\|
	the first category represents men who are [[batshit crazy]]. Everyone else is mostly sane.}}		the first category represents men who are [[batshit crazy]]. Everyone else is mostly sane.}}
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	==Legends Surrounding the Clitoris==		==Legends Surrounding the Clitoris==
	Like most mythical beings, the clitoris is said to have magical powers.		Like most mythical beings, the clitoris is said to have magical powers.
	===The Female Cock===		===The "Female Cock" Myth===
	The clitoris has been used as a rallying cry for [[feminist]]s. They believe that the clitoris is the female version of the [[cock]]. This idea is of course absurd as they only believe such ridiculous nonsense to try and prove they are equal to [[men]] - even if the clitoris did exist, ~~it's~~ minute size shows that [[god]] made all [[women]] inferior to males.		The clitoris has been used as a rallying cry for [[feminist]]s. They believe that the clitoris is the female version of the [[cock]]. This idea is of course absurd as they only believe such ridiculous nonsense to try and prove they are equal to [[men]] - even if the clitoris did exist, its minute size and extreme fragility shows that [[god]] made all [[women]] inferior to males.

	Scientists who have been trying to study this elusive entity have concluded that the clitoris has no purpose other than to give pleasure to the female. This makes the fact that some men enjoy snipping them off all the more lulzy.		Scientists who have been trying to study this elusive entity have concluded that the clitoris has no purpose other than to give pleasure to the female. This makes the fact that some men enjoy snipping them off all the more lulzy.

imported>NKO at 04:40, 31 October 2015

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	File:Clitoris-location.PNG		File:Clitoris-location.PNG
			File:Pussy prolapse.jpg\|[[Your mom]]'s clitoris.
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	</center>		</center>

imported>Cobaltcat at 13:48, 24 May 2015

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	[[Image:Needles in clitoris.jpg\|thumb\|[[Guro\|Proper stimulation of the clitoris.]]]]		[[Image:Needles in clitoris.jpg\|thumb\|[[Guro\|Proper stimulation of the clitoris.]]]]
	~~File:Clitoris YOU.jpg~~
	[[Image:Clitoris.gif\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Artist's rendition of what the clitoris might look like.]]		[[Image:Clitoris.gif\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Artist's rendition of what the clitoris might look like.]]
	[[File:Clitoris YOU.jpg\|thumb\|[[Not to be confused with]] Pokémon]]		[[File:Clitoris YOU.jpg\|thumb\|[[Not to be confused with]] Pokémon]]