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The PolishPrince: /* External links */

2025-01-28T01:36:17Z

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Pooper at 08:05, 27 January 2025

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	'''Clickbait''', also known as '''Likebait''' or '''Sharebait''', is a term used for articles and videos that use misleading titles and [[porn\|fake]] thumbnails to reel in a braindead audience so the user can make YouTube jewgolds without any effort. Clickbaits are also used for internet news articles and porn sites. Most of these [[rickroll\|clickbait videos]] are either [[TL;DW]] or some idiot catering to his own [[shit no one cares about\|biased personal agenda]] and wants everybody browsing the [[interwebs]] to see.		'''Clickbait''', also known as '''Likebait''' or '''Sharebait''', is a term used for articles and videos that use misleading titles and [[porn\|fake]] thumbnails to reel in a braindead audience so the user can make YouTube jewgolds without any effort. Clickbaits are also used for internet news articles and porn sites. Most of these [[rickroll\|clickbait videos]] are either [[TL;DW]] or some idiot catering to his own [[shit no one cares about\|biased personal agenda]] and wants everybody browsing the [[interwebs]] to see.

	Due to unfunny degenerates like [[Pewdiepie]], there are no longer any good reasons to make any sort of quality effort on YouTube, it doesn't matter how much effort you put into one video, it always gets surpassed by some [[Swedish]] man-child screaming at a [[Broke\|Steam early-access game]]. Instead, YouTubers now use the old trick of clickbait. This clickbait has been around for [[at least 100]] years on the net and has resulted in hate for that specific admin, but it has never been used quite as much as of [[2014]] where games "journalists" use their talents on creating luring titles like [[Kotaku\|'''"How Animal Crossing Triggered a Rape Flash-back"''']] or '''[[Gamespot\|How I ~~toke~~ it in the ass from Kane and Lynch]]'''.		Due to unfunny degenerates like [[Pewdiepie]], there are no longer any good reasons to make any sort of quality effort on YouTube, it doesn't matter how much effort you put into one video, it always gets surpassed by some [[Swedish]] man-child screaming at a [[Broke\|Steam early-access game]]. Instead, YouTubers now use the old trick of clickbait. This clickbait has been around for [[at least 100]] years on the net and has resulted in hate for that specific admin, but it has never been used quite as much as of [[2014]] where games "journalists" use their talents on creating luring titles like [[Kotaku\|'''"How Animal Crossing Triggered a Rape Flash-back"''']] or '''[[Gamespot\|How I took it in the ass from Kane and Lynch]]'''.

	[[File:Clickbait Slideshow.jpg\|thumb\|Enjoy clicking through 81 pages to read a small article.]]		[[File:Clickbait Slideshow.jpg\|thumb\|Enjoy clicking through 81 pages to read a small article.]]

The PolishPrince: /* External links */

2025-01-26T01:33:54Z

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Stoic Sigma 2: /* Clickbait Trolling */ fixed some syntax errors

2025-01-25T12:15:35Z

Clickbait Trolling: fixed some syntax errors

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	==Clickbait Trolling==		==Clickbait Trolling==
	<~~video type="~~youtube~~" id="~~DBafI0p3Px8~~" width="150" height="100" desc="~~Exhibit A~~" frame="true" position="right"/>~~		<center>
	<~~video type="~~youtube~~" id="~~V5BQAqtXBCU~~" width="200" height="150" desc="~~Exhibit B~~" frame~~=~~"true" position~~=~~"right"~~/>		{{Frame\|
			{{fv\| \|background-color:white;\|font-weight: bold;
			\|<youtube>DBafI0p3Px8</youtube>'''Exhibit A
			\|<youtube>V5BQAqtXBCU</youtube>'''Exhibit B

			}}
			\|border=white\|background=white}}
			</center>
	Clickbait can be easily used for trolling, let's say, the [[Retarded\|dim-witted]] YT-users who look for sum pr0nz on JewTube. Just attach an almost-porn thumbnail to your shitty video (for the extra lulz rename it like "[[How do I shot web\|How did I fuck my own sister]]" or "Fergie spreads her vagoo on webcam omg look") and enjoy misguided faggots' butthurt comments and shitloads of dislikes.		Clickbait can be easily used for trolling, let's say, the [[Retarded\|dim-witted]] YT-users who look for sum pr0nz on JewTube. Just attach an almost-porn thumbnail to your shitty video (for the extra lulz rename it like "[[How do I shot web\|How did I fuck my own sister]]" or "Fergie spreads her vagoo on webcam omg look") and enjoy misguided faggots' butthurt comments and shitloads of dislikes.

imported>CrackRabbit at 10:01, 21 April 2022

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imported>Terminal: /* YouTubers who use clickbait */

2017-05-22T18:56:35Z

YouTubers who use clickbait

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	*[[HowToBasic]]		*[[HowToBasic]]
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	*[[Lyle McDouchebag]]		*[[Lyle McDouchebag]]

imported>LIOD: /* Websites that use clickbait */

2017-03-26T08:48:03Z

Websites that use clickbait

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	*[[Cracked]]		*[[Cracked]]
	*[[Buzzfeed]]		*[[Buzzfeed]]
	*[[Facebook]] - [http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/28934479\| Now at war against clickbaiters]		*[[Facebook]] - [http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/28934479 Now at war against clickbaiters]
	*[[Gamespot]]		*[[Gamespot]]
	*[[Jesus With You Always]]		*[[Jesus With You Always]]

imported>Sidecar: /* Splitting articles and slideshows */

2017-03-11T17:33:43Z

Splitting articles and slideshows

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	[[File:Clickbait Slideshow.jpg\|thumb\|Enjoy clicking through 81 pages to read a small article.]]		[[File:Clickbait Slideshow.jpg\|thumb\|Enjoy clicking through 81 pages to read a small article.]]

			==Life cycle==

			Consider a hypothetical website that is intended as a resource for thimble-collectors.

			* 10) Thimble-collector website wants more clicks
			* 20) Publishes clickbait to encourage existing users to visit more pages
			* 30) Clickbait becomes more profitable than thimble-collecting pages
			* 40) Website ceases to be about thimble-collecting
			* 50) Faithful thimble-collectors stop visiting
			* 60) Frustrated thimble-collecting fan starts dedicated website for fellow thimble-collectors
			* 70) GOTO 10

			It can be deduced from the above that the internet will never be entirely filled with clickbait websites, but it will get harder and harder to tell the difference. The only way to escape from the clickbait-death of the e-universe is for people to stop believing Jew and accept that there is not in fact an ever-increasing number of potential users for a website about fucking thimble-collecting.

	==Splitting articles and slideshows==		==Splitting articles and slideshows==

imported>Hipcrime: h/t H64

2017-02-13T01:21:01Z

h/t H64

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	*[[Kotaku]]		*[[Kotaku]]
	*[[Suicide]] - Something you should do if you use clickbait		*[[Suicide]] - Something you should do if you use clickbait
			*[[Fake News]]

	==Not to be confused with==		==Not to be confused with==

imported>Sidecar: /* See Also */

2016-10-21T21:29:49Z

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	'''Clickbait''', also known as '''Likebait''' or '''Sharebait''', is a term used for articles and videos that use misleading titles and [[porn\|fake]] thumbnails to reel in a braindead audience so the user can make YouTube jewgolds without any effort. Clickbaits are also used for internet news articles and porn sites. Most of these [[rickroll\|clickbait videos]] are either [[TL;DW]] or some idiot catering to his own [[shit no one cares about\|biased personal agenda]] and wants everybody browsing the [[interwebs]] to see.		'''Clickbait''', also known as '''Likebait''' or '''Sharebait''', is a term used for articles and videos that use misleading titles and [[porn\|fake]] thumbnails to reel in a braindead audience so the user can make YouTube jewgolds without any effort. Clickbaits are also used for internet news articles and porn sites. Most of these [[rickroll\|clickbait videos]] are either [[TL;DW]] or some idiot catering to his own [[shit no one cares about\|biased personal agenda]] and wants everybody browsing the [[interwebs]] to see.

	Due to unfunny degenerates like [[Pewdiepie]], there are no longer any good reasons to make any sort of quality effort on YouTube, it doesn't matter how much effort you put into one video, it always gets surpassed by some [[Swedish]] man-child screaming at a [[Broke\|Steam early-access game]]. Instead, YouTubers now use the old trick of clickbait. This clickbait has been around for [[at least 100]] years on the net and has resulted in hate for that specific admin, but it has never been used quite as much as of [[2014]] where games "journalists" use their talents on creating luring titles like [[Kotaku\|'''"How Animal Crossing Triggered a Rape Flash-back"''']] or '''[[Gamespot\|How I ~~toke~~ it in the ass from Kane and Lynch]]'''.		Due to unfunny degenerates like [[Pewdiepie]], there are no longer any good reasons to make any sort of quality effort on YouTube, it doesn't matter how much effort you put into one video, it always gets surpassed by some [[Swedish]] man-child screaming at a [[Broke\|Steam early-access game]]. Instead, YouTubers now use the old trick of clickbait. This clickbait has been around for [[at least 100]] years on the net and has resulted in hate for that specific admin, but it has never been used quite as much as of [[2014]] where games "journalists" use their talents on creating luring titles like [[Kotaku\|'''"How Animal Crossing Triggered a Rape Flash-back"''']] or '''[[Gamespot\|How I took it in the ass from Kane and Lynch]]'''.

	[[File:Clickbait Slideshow.jpg\|thumb\|Enjoy clicking through 81 pages to read a small article.]]		[[File:Clickbait Slideshow.jpg\|thumb\|Enjoy clicking through 81 pages to read a small article.]]

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	*[[Kotaku]]		*[[Kotaku]]
	*[[Suicide]] - Something you should do if you use clickbait		*[[Suicide]] - Something you should do if you use clickbait
	*[[Your Mom]]- ~~Because she uses clickbait~~
			==Not to be confused with==

			*[[Your Mom]]- who is dickbait

	==External links==		==External links==