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imported>Vigilant's Vagoo: /* Cuyahoga River Burns */

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Cuyahoga River Burns

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	[[Image:Cuyahoga_Burning.jpg\|thumb\|right\|120px\|How fucking filthy does a body of water have to be in order to BE ON FUCKING FIRE?!?]]		[[Image:Cuyahoga_Burning.jpg\|thumb\|right\|120px\|How fucking filthy does a body of water have to be in order to BE ON FUCKING FIRE?!?]]
	In June of 1969 the river itself tried to become [[an hero\|an hero]] by lighting itself on fire to get rid of all of the pollution that having [[over 9000\|over 9000]] niggers swim in it creates. This wasn't the first time, but the last of thirteen attempts to rid itself of it's horrible life. After the fire, a bunch of [[hippies\|tree huggers]] met and decided they didn't want the Cuyahoga to die, so they promised to make a tradeoff and give all the fish [[AIDS]] instead, so it was a win-win for all the gaywads that called that armpit their home. Parades were had and many people drank gasoline in celebration.		In June of 1969 the river itself tried to become [[an hero\|an hero]] by lighting itself on fire to get rid of all of the pollution that having [[over 9000\|over 9000]] niggers swim in it creates. This wasn't the first time, but the last of thirteen attempts to rid itself of it's horrible life. After the fire, a bunch of [[hippies\|tree huggers]] met and decided they didn't want the Cuyahoga to die, so they promised to make a tradeoff and give all the fish [[AIDS]] instead, so it was a win-win for all the gaywads that called that armpit their home. Parades were had and many people drank gasoline in celebration.

			(Fun fact, you can partly thank the burning river for the [https://cfpub.epa.gov/watertrain/moduleFrame.cfm?parent_object_id=2571 creation] of the Clean Water Act and the EPA. Mr. [[Nixon]], great president or greatest president? The agency that later [[Republicans]] bitched and sniveled about was originally created by a Republican. Lol.)
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	*[[Detroit]] – They’re almost indistinguishable!		*[[Detroit]] – They’re almost indistinguishable!
	*[[Toledo]] – Far less [[fail]] once you’ve been reading about Cleveland!		*[[Toledo]] – Far less [[fail]] once you’ve been reading about Cleveland!
			*[[Lara Kollab]]
	*[[Ohio]] – See above.		*[[Ohio]] – See above.
	*[[Interior_Crocodile_Alligator\|INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR]] (bitch he’s from Cleveland!)		*[[Interior_Crocodile_Alligator\|INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR]] (bitch he’s from Cleveland!)

	==External links==		==External links==
	*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland Cleveland article on TOW]		*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland Cleveland article on TOW]

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	[[File:ClevelandSkyline.jpg\|thumb\|~~320px~~\|left\|Looks can be deceiving... behind those shiny buildings lurks a cesspit of [[EPIC]] [[fail]]...]]		[[File:ClevelandSkyline.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|left\|Looks can be deceiving... behind those shiny buildings lurks a cesspit of [[EPIC]] [[fail]]...]]

	Considered a near mirror-image of fellow Rust Belt cesspit [[Detroit]] but lacking any past redeeming qualities or historic distinctions [[evar]], this glittering jewel of an American metropolis lingers like a stale fart on the shores of the very filthiest ([[no\|coincidence?]]) stretch of Lake Erie. A [[shit\|beautiful]] city with [[Lie\|crime rates lower than any other city]], it is perhaps even comparable to the lovely state of [[New Jersey]]. One wonders what sort of a place could be so utterly despicable that it could even be an embarrassment to fucking [[Ohio]], but any such questions are quickly answered upon even a cursory examination (hell, just drive around it on the turnpike!). However, as entering or even closely approaching this abhorrent wasteland is inadvisable in the extreme, this article will attempt to spare the reader such perils by providing a distillation of relevant information regarding the origins of the [[AIDS\|disease]] referred to as Cleveland, its [[fail\|symptoms]], known sufferers, and how to interact with said sufferers without contracting this particularly virulent and chronic strain of [[fail]].		Considered a near mirror-image of fellow Rust Belt cesspit [[Detroit]] but lacking any past redeeming qualities or historic distinctions [[evar]], this glittering jewel of an American metropolis lingers like a stale fart on the shores of the very filthiest ([[no\|coincidence?]]) stretch of Lake Erie. A [[shit\|beautiful]] city with [[Lie\|crime rates lower than any other city]], it is perhaps even comparable to the lovely state of [[New Jersey]]. One wonders what sort of a place could be so utterly despicable that it could even be an embarrassment to fucking [[Ohio]], but any such questions are quickly answered upon even a cursory examination (hell, just drive around it on the turnpike!). However, as entering or even closely approaching this abhorrent wasteland is inadvisable in the extreme, this article will attempt to spare the reader such perils by providing a distillation of relevant information regarding the origins of the [[AIDS\|disease]] referred to as Cleveland, its [[fail\|symptoms]], known sufferers, and how to interact with said sufferers without contracting this particularly virulent and chronic strain of [[fail]].
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	[[Image:Cleveland weathergirl.jpg\|thumb\|~~150px~~\|Stephanie Roberts, Cleveland's [[Whore\|most respected]] meterologist]]		[[Image:Cleveland weathergirl.jpg\|thumb\|330px\|Stephanie Roberts, Cleveland's [[Whore\|most respected]] meterologist]]
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	==Cuyahoga River Burns==		==Cuyahoga River Burns==
	[[Image:Cuyahoga_Burning.jpg\|thumb\|120px\|How fucking filthy does a body of water have to be in order to BE ON FUCKING FIRE?!?]]		[[Image:Cuyahoga_Burning.jpg\|thumb\|right\|120px\|How fucking filthy does a body of water have to be in order to BE ON FUCKING FIRE?!?]]
	In June of 1969 the river itself tried to become [[an hero\|an hero]] by lighting itself on fire to get rid of all of the pollution that having [[over 9000\|over 9000]] niggers swim in it creates. This wasn't the first time, but the last of thirteen attempts to rid itself of it's horrible life. After the fire, a bunch of [[hippies\|tree huggers]] met and decided they didn't want the Cuyahoga to die, so they promised to make a tradeoff and give all the fish [[AIDS]] instead, so it was a win-win for all the gaywads that called that armpit their home. Parades were had and many people drank gasoline in celebration.		In June of 1969 the river itself tried to become [[an hero\|an hero]] by lighting itself on fire to get rid of all of the pollution that having [[over 9000\|over 9000]] niggers swim in it creates. This wasn't the first time, but the last of thirteen attempts to rid itself of it's horrible life. After the fire, a bunch of [[hippies\|tree huggers]] met and decided they didn't want the Cuyahoga to die, so they promised to make a tradeoff and give all the fish [[AIDS]] instead, so it was a win-win for all the gaywads that called that armpit their home. Parades were had and many people drank gasoline in celebration.
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	==How To Troll a Clevelander==		==How To Troll a Clevelander==
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	==External links==		==External links==
	*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland Cleveland article on TOW]		*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland Cleveland article on TOW]
	*[http://~~groups~~.~~sportsnation.espn.go.com/groups~~/~~318~~] [[Basement dweller\|Armchair quarterbacks]] agree – Cleveland sucks!		*[http://archive.fo/P3wD] [[Basement dweller\|Armchair quarterbacks]] agree – Cleveland sucks!
	*[http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100129&sportCat=nfl] All three teams make this list entitled [[Lol\|'The Levels of Losing']]		*[http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100129&sportCat=nfl] All three teams make this list entitled [[Lol\|'The Levels of Losing']]

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	*[[Fat\|Drew Carey]]		*[[Fat\|Drew Carey]]
	*[[Batshit insane]] [[leftard]] Dennis Kucinich – seeing little green men must have been a welcome diversion from seeing so fucking many [[Niggers\|brown ones]] all the fucking time		*[[Batshit insane]] [[leftard]] Dennis Kucinich – seeing little green men must have been a welcome diversion from seeing so fucking many [[Niggers\|brown ones]] all the fucking time
	*~~Astronaut~~ and later Senator John Glenn ([[moar]] proof that there are as many [[Republicans]] in Cleveland as there are [[No_women_on_the_internet\|women on the Internets]]… HAHAHA disregard that, George Voinovich)		*Astronautical nigga, and later Senator John Glenn ([[moar]] proof that there are as many [[Republicans]] in Cleveland as there are [[No_women_on_the_internet\|women on the Internets]]… HAHAHA disregard that, George Voinovich)
	*Sam Sheppard – the IRL “Fugitive” who (srsly) didn’t pwn his preggo wife ([[how do I shot web?\|how do I]] did [[Falcon Punch]]?) but got [[v&]] for it anyway. [[Tl;dr]], not as interesting as either of the movies (The Fugitive, Shawshank Redemption) it inspired.		*Sam Sheppard – the IRL “Fugitive” who (srsly) didn’t pwn his preggo wife ([[how do I shot web?\|how do I]] did [[Falcon Punch]]?) but got [[v&]] for it anyway. [[Tl;dr]], not as interesting as either of the movies (The Fugitive, Shawshank Redemption) it inspired.
	*[[Fat\|Drew Carey]]		*[[Fat\|Drew Carey]]
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	*Old dead actor/comedian Bob Hope		*Old dead actor/comedian Bob Hope
			*Buck toothed tard [[Chip tha Ripper]]
	*Nine-Inch Nails frontman [[Trent Reznor]]		*Nine-Inch Nails frontman [[Trent Reznor]]
	*Slasher-flick writer Wes Craven, whose horrifying visions have most likely been inspired from having to live in such a cesspit of [[fail]]		*Slasher-flick writer Wes Craven, whose horrifying visions have most likely been inspired from having to live in such a cesspit of [[fail]]
	*[[Fat\|Drew Carey]]		*[[Fat\|Drew Carey]]
	*Every member of influential black person barbershop quartet [[Rap\|Bone]]		*Every member of influential black person barbershop quartet [[Rap\|Bone]]
			*Akon, co-child rapist to R. Kelly.
	*A shit-ton of actors including but not limited to lulzy black person Arsenio Hall and Steve Harvey, partial negro Terrence Howard, [[unfunny]] [[SNL]] alumna Molly Shannon, [[Awesome\|immeasurably lulzier]] actor Fred Willard, actor Robert Patrick (better known as the human disguise of the [[srsly]] hardcore shit-ruining [[Terminator\|T-1000]]), and [[shit]] actress and occasional [[dyke]] Anne Heche		*A shit-ton of actors including but not limited to lulzy black person Arsenio Hall and Steve Harvey, partial negro Terrence Howard, [[unfunny]] [[SNL]] alumna Molly Shannon, [[Awesome\|immeasurably lulzier]] actor Fred Willard, actor Robert Patrick (better known as the human disguise of the [[srsly]] hardcore shit-ruining [[Terminator\|T-1000]]), and [[shit]] actress and occasional [[dyke]] Anne Heche
	*Also, [[Fat\|Drew Carey]].		*Also, [[Fat\|Drew Carey]].
	*[[Basketball\|LeBron James]].		*[[Basketball\|LeBron James]].
	*That dead guy on te salad dressing bottles, his name is Snaul Pewman, or is it [[Paul Newman]]? He was on crack, regardless.		*That dead guy on the salad dressing bottles, his name is Snaul Pewman, or is it [[Paul Newman]]? He was on crack, regardless.
	*Noted big-boob haver [[Hallie Berry]] who escaped as a teenager and thus avoided getting uglified by Cleveland's fumes.		*Noted big-boob haver [[Hallie Berry]] who escaped as a teenager and thus avoided getting uglified by Cleveland's fumes.

imported>Fluffy911: /* Cleveland, /cle/, and “sports” */

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Cleveland, /cle/, and “sports”

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	A surefire way to induce [[RAGE\|raeg]] and [[BAWWW]]ing on [[sp/\|/sp/]], be it from /cle/ or from [[Yankees]] fans (certainly both hated and trollable groups) is to point out that Yankee$ owner Jew grew up in Cleveland and suggest that the fortunes of the Yankees and the Indians [[Truth\|might have been completely different]] had he ended up in possession of the Cleveland franchise rather than the New York one (which almost happened in the early 70s). Go on, [[DO IT FAGGOT\|try it!]] Additional tactics for inducing butthurt in Cleveland sports fans include but are not limited to mentioning [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night 10-Cent Beer Night], asking if they would have [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Rocky_Colavito traded Rocky Colavito], asking when the Cavaliers [[never\|last won an NBA championship]], and of course invoking the age-old rivalry with [[Pittsburgh]]. Additionally, since you're dealing with people from [[Ohio]] who have nothing else to live for, you'll probably get a lot of [[RAGE\|mileage]] out of the Ohio State/Michigan college handegg rivalry too!		A surefire way to induce [[RAGE\|raeg]] and [[BAWWW]]ing on [[sp/\|/sp/]], be it from /cle/ or from [[Yankees]] fans (certainly both hated and trollable groups) is to point out that Yankee$ owner Jew grew up in Cleveland and suggest that the fortunes of the Yankees and the Indians [[Truth\|might have been completely different]] had he ended up in possession of the Cleveland franchise rather than the New York one (which almost happened in the early 70s). Go on, [[DO IT FAGGOT\|try it!]] Additional tactics for inducing butthurt in Cleveland sports fans include but are not limited to mentioning [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night 10-Cent Beer Night], asking if they would have [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Rocky_Colavito traded Rocky Colavito], asking when the Cavaliers [[never\|last won an NBA championship]], and of course invoking the age-old rivalry with [[Pittsburgh]]. Additionally, since you're dealing with people from [[Ohio]] who have nothing else to live for, you'll probably get a lot of [[RAGE\|mileage]] out of the Ohio State/Michigan college handegg rivalry too!

			In recent times, buttangry [[SJWs]] have cornered the Chief Wahoo-hating sob fest and have made 394398439 angerey posts on [[social media]] because they sometimes remember that Chief Wahoo exists, somewhere. But, if you travel out to the Murrican Southwest, you will discover [[feather niggers]] of all stripes love Chief Wahoo, and proudly wear his image on their hats and clothing (srsly!). That's right(((folks))), actual Injuns aren't offended by Chief Wahoo at all, but because [[nu-male]], [[soy]]-chugging, [[catlady]] [[SJWs]] now pretend to be offend, [[Jews]] are now complying with the removal of the beloved red Chief.


	==Moar Cleveland fail==		==Moar Cleveland fail==

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	*Old dead actor/comedian Bob Hope		*Old dead actor/comedian Bob Hope
	*Old, more recently dead actor/superior human being Paul Newman
	*Nine-Inch Nails frontman [[Trent Reznor]]		*Nine-Inch Nails frontman [[Trent Reznor]]
	*Slasher-flick writer Wes Craven, whose horrifying visions have most likely been inspired from having to live in such a cesspit of [[fail]]		*Slasher-flick writer Wes Craven, whose horrifying visions have most likely been inspired from having to live in such a cesspit of [[fail]]
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	*Also, [[Fat\|Drew Carey]].		*Also, [[Fat\|Drew Carey]].
	*[[Basketball\|LeBron James]].		*[[Basketball\|LeBron James]].
			*That dead guy on te salad dressing bottles, his name is Snaul Pewman, or is it [[Paul Newman]]? He was on crack, regardless.
			*Noted big-boob haver [[Hallie Berry]] who escaped as a teenager and thus avoided getting uglified by Cleveland's fumes.





	==Cleveland, /cle/, and “sports”==		==Cleveland, /cle/, and “sports”==

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	==Cuyahoga River Burns==		==Cuyahoga River Burns==
	[[Image:Cuyahoga_Burning.jpg\|thumb\|120px\|How fucking filthy does a body of water have to be in order to BE ON FUCKING FIRE?!?]]		[[Image:Cuyahoga_Burning.jpg\|thumb\|120px\|How fucking filthy does a body of water have to be in order to BE ON FUCKING FIRE?!?]]
	In June of 1969 the river itself tried to become [[an hero\|an hero]] by lighting itself on fire to get rid of all of the pollution that having [[over 9000\|over 9000]] niggers swim in it creates. This wasn't the first time, but the last of thirteen attempts to rid itself of it's horrible life. After the fire, a bunch of [[hippies\|tree huggers]] met and decided they didn't want the Cuyahoga to die, so they promised to ~~send~~ the ~~niggers back to Africa to help rid it of it's horrible fate. That didn't work since Cleveland now has more niggers on the East side than~~ [[~~Detroit\|Detroit~~]] ~~has whores~~.		In June of 1969 the river itself tried to become [[an hero\|an hero]] by lighting itself on fire to get rid of all of the pollution that having [[over 9000\|over 9000]] niggers swim in it creates. This wasn't the first time, but the last of thirteen attempts to rid itself of it's horrible life. After the fire, a bunch of [[hippies\|tree huggers]] met and decided they didn't want the Cuyahoga to die, so they promised to make a tradeoff and give all the fish [[AIDS]] instead, so it was a win-win for all the gaywads that called that armpit their home. Parades were had and many people drank gasoline in celebration.

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	[[File:Pekar.jpg\|thumb\|An artist's rendition of a Clevelander]]		[[File:Pekar.jpg\|thumb\|An artist's rendition of a Clevelander]]
	Clevelanders often [[Masturbation\|pride themselves]] on their city’s <s>shitloads of brown people</s> ethnic diversity. This might perhaps be excused for the simple reason that there’s FUCKING NOTHING ELSE for Cleveland to be proud of, but then one must ask the obvious question… black person [[Liberals\|considers]] <s>having so fucking many brown people</s> ethnic diversity something to be proud of? (It’s especially lulzy when you remember that they use a caricature of an ethnic stereotype as the logo of their baseball team.) ~~But since~~ Cleveland is full of [[Liberals\|just]] [[Democrats\|the]] black person of people who do, and some of them very well might end up reading this, we may as well pause long enough to point out the various ethnic groups unfortunate enough to call this horrendous little corner of the world home. It is worth mentioning at this point that most of [[shit\|the rest of]] [[Ohio]] is populated almost entirely by [[Christian\|God-fearing]] [[Aryan\|Aryans]] of [[Republican\|impeccable]] [[Moralfag\|morality]] and [[~~Incest~~\|virtues]], which makes the ethnic diversity of Cleveland or any of the other islands of [[lol\|“civilization”]] amid this sea of [[meth\|trees]], [[Rednecks\|corn]], and [[frunz]] somewhat relative.		Clevelanders often [[Masturbation\|pride themselves]] on their city’s <s>shitloads of brown people</s> ethnic diversity. This might perhaps be excused for the simple reason that there’s FUCKING NOTHING ELSE for Cleveland to be proud of, but then one must ask the obvious question… black person [[Liberals\|considers]] <s>having so fucking many brown people</s> ethnic diversity something to be proud of? (It’s especially lulzy when you remember that they use a caricature of an ethnic stereotype as the logo of their baseball team.) Alas, the real Chief Wahoo was actually a real Native Murrican who played for the Indians in the black and white days when color didn't exist, but nobody except Clevetards even remember this anymore. Since Cleveland is full of [[Liberals\|just]] [[Democrats\|the]] black person of people who do, and some of them very well might end up reading this, we may as well pause long enough to point out the various ethnic groups unfortunate enough to call this horrendous little corner of the world home. It is worth mentioning at this point that most of [[shit\|the rest of]] [[Ohio]] is populated almost entirely by [[Christian\|God-fearing]] [[Aryan\|Aryans]] of [[Republican\|impeccable]] [[Moralfag\|morality]] and [[Hitler\|virtues]], which makes the ethnic diversity of Cleveland or any of the other islands of [[lol\|“civilization”]] amid this sea of [[meth\|trees]], [[Rednecks\|corn]], and [[frunz]] somewhat relative.

	That aside, [[TOW]] quotes the [[Snca\|2000 Census]] describing the ethnic makeup of the [[Shit\|city]] as about 51% black person (a gross underestimation), 41% [[White trash\|white]] (a gross overestimation), 7% [[Spics\|Latino]] and only about 2% [[Gook\|azn]] (both of those are serious fucking underestimations too), and the remainder as [[Snca\|something else]] (and since we’re already at 101% why the hell not?). Since precisely 73.333 ([[Leeroy_Jenkins\|repeating, of course]]) percent of [[statistics]] [[Truth\|are made up on the spot]], we’ll just say that [[Redundant\|there are a lot of niggers in Cleveland]]. [[White]]bread subspecies that have not yet disappeared from this ecosystem include [[Germans\|krauts]], [[Guido\|dagos]], [[Greece\|SPARTANS!]], myriad varieties of [[Communism\|Eastern Europeans]], and no shortage of the [[Irish\|blacks of Europe]]. The [[spics]] of Cleveland are mostly [[Puerto Rico\|Puerto Ricans]], but there are as always plenty of [[Mexico\|Mexicans]] to keep restaurant kitchens moving, [[Guatemala Day\|Guatemalans]] to keep hotels and offices clean and [[RAGE]] about the Mexicans, and quite a few Dominicans since after all, somebody’s gotta bring in the [[drugs]]. Also, [[Arabs]]. [[OVER 9000\|Lots of Arabs]]; [[some argue]] they were special-ordered and shipped in to [[troll]] all the [[Jews]] that live in the southeast suburbs. And no discussion of “diversity” in Cleveland would be complete without mentioning that there is a higher population density of [[faggots]] in nearby Lakewood than in fucking [[San Francisco]] ([[srsly]]).		That aside, [[TOW]] quotes the [[Snca\|2000 Census]] describing the ethnic makeup of the [[Shit\|city]] as about 51% black person (a gross underestimation), 41% [[White trash\|white]] (a gross overestimation), 7% [[Spics\|Latino]] and only about 2% [[Gook\|azn]] (both of those are serious fucking underestimations too), and the remainder as [[Snca\|something else]] (and since we’re already at 101% why the hell not?). Since precisely 73.333 ([[Leeroy_Jenkins\|repeating, of course]]) percent of [[statistics]] [[Truth\|are made up on the spot]], we’ll just say that [[Redundant\|there are a lot of niggers in Cleveland]]. [[White]]bread subspecies that have not yet disappeared from this ecosystem include [[Germans\|krauts]], [[Guido\|dagos]], [[Greece\|SPARTANS!]], myriad varieties of [[Communism\|Eastern Europeans]], and no shortage of the [[Irish\|blacks of Europe]]. The [[spics]] of Cleveland are mostly [[Puerto Rico\|Puerto Ricans]], but there are as always plenty of [[Mexico\|Mexicans]] to keep restaurant kitchens moving, [[Guatemala Day\|Guatemalans]] to keep hotels and offices clean and [[RAGE]] about the Mexicans, and quite a few Dominicans since after all, somebody’s gotta bring in the [[drugs]]. Also, [[Arabs]]. [[OVER 9000\|Lots of Arabs]]; [[some argue]] they were special-ordered and shipped in to [[troll]] all the [[Jews]] that live in the southeast suburbs. And no discussion of “diversity” in Cleveland would be complete without mentioning that there is a higher population density of [[faggots]] in nearby Lakewood than in fucking [[San Francisco]] ([[srsly]]).

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	[[Image:Lebronbaaaw.jpg\|thumb\|120px\|Even [[niggers]] can't stand Cleveland]]		[[Image:Lebronbaaaw.jpg\|thumb\|120px\|Even [[niggers]] can't stand Cleveland]]
	[[Image:Cleveland-indians-logo.jpg\|thumb\|120px\|So are they [[offended]] because of the caricature or because they're being associated with Cleveland?]]		[[Image:Cleveland-indians-logo.jpg\|thumb\|120px\|So are they [[offended]] because of the caricature or because they're being associated with Cleveland?]]
	By this point in the article, you may have asked several times why this article made it onto [[ED]], whose stated purpose is the documentation of [[Memes\|cultural phenomena]] pertaining to the [[Internets]] ([[also, cocks]]). Well, the most relevant intersection of the <s>shitty</s> city of Cleveland and the interbutts would have to be [[/sp/]], [[4chan]]’s sports board. This is because out of all the mountainous shitloads of [[fail]] ever to come out of the Mistake on the Lake, perhaps the lulziest examples of all are from the world of [[sports]]. This stems from the simple fact that Cleveland is home to not one, not two, but three of the most notoriously bad teams in professional sports. Perhaps the greatest concentration of fail can currently be found in the Cleveland Browns ([[moar]] liek Cleveland Clowns [[amirite]]?) of padball, although the Cleveland [[Racism\|Indians]] of steroidball (who have provided plenty of [[lulz]] already thanks to all the [[butthurt]] surrounding their choice of team name) are a close second. The <s>LeBrons</s> Cleveland Cavaliers actually have a decent amount of talent but still manage to fail, a common and [[RAGE\|raeg]]-inducing trait of Cleveland teams.		By this point in the article, you may have asked several times why this article made it onto [[ED]], whose stated purpose is the documentation of [[Memes\|cultural phenomena]] pertaining to the [[Internets]] ([[also, cocks]]). Well, the most relevant intersection of the <s>shitty</s> city of Cleveland and the interbutts would have to be [[sp/\|/sp/]], [[4chan]]’s sports board. This is because out of all the mountainous shitloads of [[fail]] ever to come out of the Mistake on the Lake, perhaps the lulziest examples of all are from the world of [[sports]]. This stems from the simple fact that Cleveland is home to not one, not two, but three of the most notoriously bad teams in professional sports. Perhaps the greatest concentration of fail can currently be found in the Cleveland Browns ([[moar]] liek Cleveland Clowns [[amirite]]?) of padball, although the Cleveland [[Racism\|Indians]] of steroidball (who have provided plenty of [[lulz]] already thanks to all the [[butthurt]] surrounding their choice of team name) are a close second. The <s>LeBrons</s> Cleveland Cavaliers actually have a decent amount of talent but still manage to fail, a common and [[RAGE\|raeg]]-inducing trait of Cleveland teams.

	{{quote\|'''Here's Michael at the foul line, the shot on Ehlo...good! The Bulls win! They win! They beat the Cleveland Cavaliers! Michael Jordan hits at the foul line! 101-100! 20,273 in stunned silence here in the Coliseum.'''\|Even black person loves to [[troll]] Cleveland!}}		{{quote\|'''Here's Michael at the foul line, the shot on Ehlo...good! The Bulls win! They win! They beat the Cleveland Cavaliers! Michael Jordan hits at the foul line! 101-100! 20,273 in stunned silence here in the Coliseum.'''\|Even black person loves to [[troll]] Cleveland!}}
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	Two factors compound the [[lulz]] to be found in the shittiness of Cleveland sports franchises. One is the nostalgia factor – no matter how horrendous these teams may be now, once upon a time [[ORLY\|they really were good]] – no, [[srsly]]! A similar and similarly lulzy point sure to come up in proximity to /cle/ posts is the fact that Cleveland has actually produced a number of good athletes – among them Olympic black person Jesse Owens, old-school handegg black person Jim Brown, more recent handegg black person Troy Smith and of course ubiquitous niggerball star [[DOUBLE NIGGER\|LeBron James]] – but has failed to convert this into an acceptable number of championships in any of the sports for which they have professional teams. In fact, most of [[THE BEST]] athletes to come from Cleveland only achieve true graetness ‘’after they leave’’, (LeBron will be next) which leads us to the inevitable conclusion that the city itself must be to blame. Case in point: longtime Browns coach Bill Belichick suffered through losing season after losing season in Cleveland, but not long after leaving proceeded to pwn the world of padball with the [[Boston\|New England Patriots]] – at least until that little [[18-1]] incident, lulz.		Two factors compound the [[lulz]] to be found in the shittiness of Cleveland sports franchises. One is the nostalgia factor – no matter how horrendous these teams may be now, once upon a time [[ORLY\|they really were good]] – no, [[srsly]]! A similar and similarly lulzy point sure to come up in proximity to /cle/ posts is the fact that Cleveland has actually produced a number of good athletes – among them Olympic black person Jesse Owens, old-school handegg black person Jim Brown, more recent handegg black person Troy Smith and of course ubiquitous niggerball star [[DOUBLE NIGGER\|LeBron James]] – but has failed to convert this into an acceptable number of championships in any of the sports for which they have professional teams. In fact, most of [[THE BEST]] athletes to come from Cleveland only achieve true graetness ‘’after they leave’’, (LeBron will be next) which leads us to the inevitable conclusion that the city itself must be to blame. Case in point: longtime Browns coach Bill Belichick suffered through losing season after losing season in Cleveland, but not long after leaving proceeded to pwn the world of padball with the [[Boston\|New England Patriots]] – at least until that little [[18-1]] incident, lulz.

	A surefire way to induce [[RAGE\|raeg]] and [[BAWWW]]ing on [[/sp/]], be it from /cle/ or from [[Yankees]] fans (certainly both hated and trollable groups) is to point out that Yankee$ owner Jew grew up in Cleveland and suggest that the fortunes of the Yankees and the Indians [[Truth\|might have been completely different]] had he ended up in possession of the Cleveland franchise rather than the New York one (which almost happened in the early 70s). Go on, [[DO IT FAGGOT\|try it!]] Additional tactics for inducing butthurt in Cleveland sports fans include but are not limited to mentioning [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night 10-Cent Beer Night], asking if they would have [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Rocky_Colavito traded Rocky Colavito], asking when the Cavaliers [[never\|last won an NBA championship]], and of course invoking the age-old rivalry with [[Pittsburgh]]. Additionally, since you're dealing with people from [[Ohio]] who have nothing else to live for, you'll probably get a lot of [[RAGE\|mileage]] out of the Ohio State/Michigan college handegg rivalry too!		A surefire way to induce [[RAGE\|raeg]] and [[BAWWW]]ing on [[sp/\|/sp/]], be it from /cle/ or from [[Yankees]] fans (certainly both hated and trollable groups) is to point out that Yankee$ owner Jew grew up in Cleveland and suggest that the fortunes of the Yankees and the Indians [[Truth\|might have been completely different]] had he ended up in possession of the Cleveland franchise rather than the New York one (which almost happened in the early 70s). Go on, [[DO IT FAGGOT\|try it!]] Additional tactics for inducing butthurt in Cleveland sports fans include but are not limited to mentioning [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night 10-Cent Beer Night], asking if they would have [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Rocky_Colavito traded Rocky Colavito], asking when the Cavaliers [[never\|last won an NBA championship]], and of course invoking the age-old rivalry with [[Pittsburgh]]. Additionally, since you're dealing with people from [[Ohio]] who have nothing else to live for, you'll probably get a lot of [[RAGE\|mileage]] out of the Ohio State/Michigan college handegg rivalry too!

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	*[[Lara Kollab]]		*[[Lara Kollab]]
	*[[Ohio]] – See above.		*[[Ohio]] – See above.
			*[[Pittsburgh Paint Job]]
	*[[Interior_Crocodile_Alligator\|INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR]] (bitch he’s from Cleveland!)		*[[Interior_Crocodile_Alligator\|INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR]] (bitch he’s from Cleveland!)

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	*[[Fat\|Drew Carey]]		*[[Fat\|Drew Carey]]
	*[[Batshit insane]] [[leftard]] Dennis Kucinich – seeing little green men must have been a welcome diversion from seeing so fucking many [[Niggers\|brown ones]] all the fucking time		*[[Batshit insane]] [[leftard]] Dennis Kucinich – seeing little green men must have been a welcome diversion from seeing so fucking many [[Niggers\|brown ones]] all the fucking time
	*~~Astronaut~~ and later Senator John Glenn ([[moar]] proof that there are as many [[Republicans]] in Cleveland as there are [[No_women_on_the_internet\|women on the Internets]]… HAHAHA disregard that, George Voinovich)		*Astronautical nigga, and later Senator John Glenn ([[moar]] proof that there are as many [[Republicans]] in Cleveland as there are [[No_women_on_the_internet\|women on the Internets]]… HAHAHA disregard that, George Voinovich)
	*Sam Sheppard – the IRL “Fugitive” who (srsly) didn’t pwn his preggo wife ([[how do I shot web?\|how do I]] did [[Falcon Punch]]?) but got [[v&]] for it anyway. [[Tl;dr]], not as interesting as either of the movies (The Fugitive, Shawshank Redemption) it inspired.		*Sam Sheppard – the IRL “Fugitive” who (srsly) didn’t pwn his preggo wife ([[how do I shot web?\|how do I]] did [[Falcon Punch]]?) but got [[v&]] for it anyway. [[Tl;dr]], not as interesting as either of the movies (The Fugitive, Shawshank Redemption) it inspired.
	*[[Fat\|Drew Carey]]		*[[Fat\|Drew Carey]]
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	*Old dead actor/comedian Bob Hope		*Old dead actor/comedian Bob Hope
			*Buck toothed tard [[Chip tha Ripper]]
	*Nine-Inch Nails frontman [[Trent Reznor]]		*Nine-Inch Nails frontman [[Trent Reznor]]
	*Slasher-flick writer Wes Craven, whose horrifying visions have most likely been inspired from having to live in such a cesspit of [[fail]]		*Slasher-flick writer Wes Craven, whose horrifying visions have most likely been inspired from having to live in such a cesspit of [[fail]]
	*[[Fat\|Drew Carey]]		*[[Fat\|Drew Carey]]
	*Every member of influential black person barbershop quartet [[Rap\|Bone]]		*Every member of influential black person barbershop quartet [[Rap\|Bone]]
			*Akon, co-child rapist to R. Kelly.
	*A shit-ton of actors including but not limited to lulzy black person Arsenio Hall and Steve Harvey, partial negro Terrence Howard, [[unfunny]] [[SNL]] alumna Molly Shannon, [[Awesome\|immeasurably lulzier]] actor Fred Willard, actor Robert Patrick (better known as the human disguise of the [[srsly]] hardcore shit-ruining [[Terminator\|T-1000]]), and [[shit]] actress and occasional [[dyke]] Anne Heche		*A shit-ton of actors including but not limited to lulzy black person Arsenio Hall and Steve Harvey, partial negro Terrence Howard, [[unfunny]] [[SNL]] alumna Molly Shannon, [[Awesome\|immeasurably lulzier]] actor Fred Willard, actor Robert Patrick (better known as the human disguise of the [[srsly]] hardcore shit-ruining [[Terminator\|T-1000]]), and [[shit]] actress and occasional [[dyke]] Anne Heche
	*Also, [[Fat\|Drew Carey]].		*Also, [[Fat\|Drew Carey]].
	*[[Basketball\|LeBron James]].		*[[Basketball\|LeBron James]].
	*That dead guy on te salad dressing bottles, his name is Snaul Pewman, or is it [[Paul Newman]]? He was on crack, regardless.		*That dead guy on the salad dressing bottles, his name is Snaul Pewman, or is it [[Paul Newman]]? He was on crack, regardless.
	*Noted big-boob haver [[Hallie Berry]] who escaped as a teenager and thus avoided getting uglified by Cleveland's fumes.		*Noted big-boob haver [[Hallie Berry]] who escaped as a teenager and thus avoided getting uglified by Cleveland's fumes.

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	[[Image:Lebronbaaaw.jpg\|thumb\|120px\|Even [[niggers]] can't stand Cleveland]]		[[Image:Lebronbaaaw.jpg\|thumb\|120px\|Even [[niggers]] can't stand Cleveland]]
	[[Image:Cleveland-indians-logo.jpg\|thumb\|120px\|So are they [[offended]] because of the caricature or because they're being associated with Cleveland?]]		[[Image:Cleveland-indians-logo.jpg\|thumb\|120px\|So are they [[offended]] because of the caricature or because they're being associated with Cleveland?]]
	By this point in the article, you may have asked several times why this article made it onto [[ED]], whose stated purpose is the documentation of [[Memes\|cultural phenomena]] pertaining to the [[Internets]] ([[also, cocks]]). Well, the most relevant intersection of the <s>shitty</s> city of Cleveland and the interbutts would have to be [[/sp/]], [[4chan]]’s sports board. This is because out of all the mountainous shitloads of [[fail]] ever to come out of the Mistake on the Lake, perhaps the lulziest examples of all are from the world of [[sports]]. This stems from the simple fact that Cleveland is home to not one, not two, but three of the most notoriously bad teams in professional sports. Perhaps the greatest concentration of fail can currently be found in the Cleveland Browns ([[moar]] liek Cleveland Clowns [[amirite]]?) of padball, although the Cleveland [[Racism\|Indians]] of steroidball (who have provided plenty of [[lulz]] already thanks to all the [[butthurt]] surrounding their choice of team name) are a close second. The <s>LeBrons</s> Cleveland Cavaliers actually have a decent amount of talent but still manage to fail, a common and [[RAGE\|raeg]]-inducing trait of Cleveland teams.		By this point in the article, you may have asked several times why this article made it onto [[ED]], whose stated purpose is the documentation of [[Memes\|cultural phenomena]] pertaining to the [[Internets]] ([[also, cocks]]). Well, the most relevant intersection of the <s>shitty</s> city of Cleveland and the interbutts would have to be [[sp/\|/sp/]], [[4chan]]’s sports board. This is because out of all the mountainous shitloads of [[fail]] ever to come out of the Mistake on the Lake, perhaps the lulziest examples of all are from the world of [[sports]]. This stems from the simple fact that Cleveland is home to not one, not two, but three of the most notoriously bad teams in professional sports. Perhaps the greatest concentration of fail can currently be found in the Cleveland Browns ([[moar]] liek Cleveland Clowns [[amirite]]?) of padball, although the Cleveland [[Racism\|Indians]] of steroidball (who have provided plenty of [[lulz]] already thanks to all the [[butthurt]] surrounding their choice of team name) are a close second. The <s>LeBrons</s> Cleveland Cavaliers actually have a decent amount of talent but still manage to fail, a common and [[RAGE\|raeg]]-inducing trait of Cleveland teams.

	{{quote\|'''Here's Michael at the foul line, the shot on Ehlo...good! The Bulls win! They win! They beat the Cleveland Cavaliers! Michael Jordan hits at the foul line! 101-100! 20,273 in stunned silence here in the Coliseum.'''\|Even black person loves to [[troll]] Cleveland!}}		{{quote\|'''Here's Michael at the foul line, the shot on Ehlo...good! The Bulls win! They win! They beat the Cleveland Cavaliers! Michael Jordan hits at the foul line! 101-100! 20,273 in stunned silence here in the Coliseum.'''\|Even black person loves to [[troll]] Cleveland!}}
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	Two factors compound the [[lulz]] to be found in the shittiness of Cleveland sports franchises. One is the nostalgia factor – no matter how horrendous these teams may be now, once upon a time [[ORLY\|they really were good]] – no, [[srsly]]! A similar and similarly lulzy point sure to come up in proximity to /cle/ posts is the fact that Cleveland has actually produced a number of good athletes – among them Olympic black person Jesse Owens, old-school handegg black person Jim Brown, more recent handegg black person Troy Smith and of course ubiquitous niggerball star [[DOUBLE NIGGER\|LeBron James]] – but has failed to convert this into an acceptable number of championships in any of the sports for which they have professional teams. In fact, most of [[THE BEST]] athletes to come from Cleveland only achieve true graetness ‘’after they leave’’, (LeBron will be next) which leads us to the inevitable conclusion that the city itself must be to blame. Case in point: longtime Browns coach Bill Belichick suffered through losing season after losing season in Cleveland, but not long after leaving proceeded to pwn the world of padball with the [[Boston\|New England Patriots]] – at least until that little [[18-1]] incident, lulz.		Two factors compound the [[lulz]] to be found in the shittiness of Cleveland sports franchises. One is the nostalgia factor – no matter how horrendous these teams may be now, once upon a time [[ORLY\|they really were good]] – no, [[srsly]]! A similar and similarly lulzy point sure to come up in proximity to /cle/ posts is the fact that Cleveland has actually produced a number of good athletes – among them Olympic black person Jesse Owens, old-school handegg black person Jim Brown, more recent handegg black person Troy Smith and of course ubiquitous niggerball star [[DOUBLE NIGGER\|LeBron James]] – but has failed to convert this into an acceptable number of championships in any of the sports for which they have professional teams. In fact, most of [[THE BEST]] athletes to come from Cleveland only achieve true graetness ‘’after they leave’’, (LeBron will be next) which leads us to the inevitable conclusion that the city itself must be to blame. Case in point: longtime Browns coach Bill Belichick suffered through losing season after losing season in Cleveland, but not long after leaving proceeded to pwn the world of padball with the [[Boston\|New England Patriots]] – at least until that little [[18-1]] incident, lulz.

	A surefire way to induce [[RAGE\|raeg]] and [[BAWWW]]ing on [[/sp/]], be it from /cle/ or from [[Yankees]] fans (certainly both hated and trollable groups) is to point out that Yankee$ owner Jew grew up in Cleveland and suggest that the fortunes of the Yankees and the Indians [[Truth\|might have been completely different]] had he ended up in possession of the Cleveland franchise rather than the New York one (which almost happened in the early 70s). Go on, [[DO IT FAGGOT\|try it!]] Additional tactics for inducing butthurt in Cleveland sports fans include but are not limited to mentioning [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night 10-Cent Beer Night], asking if they would have [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Rocky_Colavito traded Rocky Colavito], asking when the Cavaliers [[never\|last won an NBA championship]], and of course invoking the age-old rivalry with [[Pittsburgh]]. Additionally, since you're dealing with people from [[Ohio]] who have nothing else to live for, you'll probably get a lot of [[RAGE\|mileage]] out of the Ohio State/Michigan college handegg rivalry too!		A surefire way to induce [[RAGE\|raeg]] and [[BAWWW]]ing on [[sp/\|/sp/]], be it from /cle/ or from [[Yankees]] fans (certainly both hated and trollable groups) is to point out that Yankee$ owner Jew grew up in Cleveland and suggest that the fortunes of the Yankees and the Indians [[Truth\|might have been completely different]] had he ended up in possession of the Cleveland franchise rather than the New York one (which almost happened in the early 70s). Go on, [[DO IT FAGGOT\|try it!]] Additional tactics for inducing butthurt in Cleveland sports fans include but are not limited to mentioning [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night 10-Cent Beer Night], asking if they would have [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Rocky_Colavito traded Rocky Colavito], asking when the Cavaliers [[never\|last won an NBA championship]], and of course invoking the age-old rivalry with [[Pittsburgh]]. Additionally, since you're dealing with people from [[Ohio]] who have nothing else to live for, you'll probably get a lot of [[RAGE\|mileage]] out of the Ohio State/Michigan college handegg rivalry too!

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