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imported>Tigercommander at 19:00, 14 March 2015

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			{{Spoiler\|CIVILIZATION BEYOND EARTH IS JUST CIVILIZATION V WITH DIFFERENT TEXTURES!! YOU JUST WASTED 60$ ON THE SAME GAME!}}
	{{warning\| This game is known to bring [[Cancer]], [[AIDS]], And [[USI]]}}		{{warning\| This game is known to bring [[Cancer]], [[AIDS]], And [[USI]]}}
	{{spoiler\|GHANDI USES SO MANY NUKES!, [[faggot\|WASHINGTON]] IS SO [[lies\|peacefull]], AND THE [[bot\|AI]] IS [[fucked\|BROKEN]]}}		{{spoiler\|GHANDI USES SO MANY NUKES!, [[faggot\|WASHINGTON]] IS SO [[lies\|peacefull]], AND THE [[bot\|AI]] IS [[fucked\|BROKEN]]}}

	[[File:CivIVboxshot.jpg\|thumb\|Sid Meyers' view of how history should be.]]		[[File:CivIVboxshot.jpg\|thumb\|Sid Meyers' view of how history should be.]]
	~~[[file:Hello.jpg\|thumb\| Cannons in civilization.]]~~
	[[crap\|Civilization]] is an [[lies\|awesome]] game series made by [[Maryland\|Firaxis]]. Like real life, going from Washington to to New York takes [[fail\|50 years]]. Oh, and archers can fire from the same distance it takes to travel with 50 years, which is [[false\|true]] [[IRL]].		[[crap\|Civilization]] is an [[lies\|awesome]] game series made by [[Maryland\|Firaxis]]. Like real life, going from Washington to to New York takes [[fail\|50 years]]. Oh, and archers can fire from the same distance it takes to travel with 50 years, which is [[false\|true]] [[IRL]].

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	== Game Play ==		== Game Play ==
	Civilization begins, as does real life, with Fred Flintstone wielding a Juggalo [[cock\|Axe]]. From there you spend approximately 37 hours [[Pwn]]ing other residents of Bedrock until your [[your_mother\|wife]] or [[girlfriend]] finds a new [[lover]]. At this point, alone and [[horny\|desperate]], you reach the Middle Ages where nearly 2 days of sleepless play is rewarded with an upgrade to a [[cock\|bow]] an [[cum\|arrow]]. If you are fortunate to have some [[Cocaine]] laying around the house, you can continue on all the way to the industrial era at which point another nation acquires the [[nuke\|Atomic Bomb]] and [[Nuke]]s the living crap out of [[you]] and absorbs your Civilization. It is rumored that the [[Jews]] are a secret AI player being [[wut?\|suspiciously absent from the roster of Civilizations and they assure no matter how well you play secret Illuminati forces give the A-bomb to the most backward Civilization possible assuring your defeat. Zulus, Aztecs, and Mongols often acquire Stealth technology in the year 1324 just like real life]].		Civilization begins, as does real life, with Fred Flintstone wielding a Juggalo [[cock\|Axe]]. From there you spend approximately 37 hours [[Pwn]]ing other residents of Bedrock until your [[your_mother\|wife]] or [[girlfriend]] finds a new [[lover]]. At this point, alone and [[horny\|desperate]], you reach the Middle Ages where nearly 2 days of sleepless play is rewarded with an upgrade to a [[cock\|bow]] an [[cum\|arrow]]. If you are fortunate to have some [[Cocaine]] laying around the house, you can continue on all the way to the industrial era at which point another nation acquires the [[nuke\|Atomic Bomb]] and [[Nuke]]s the living crap out of [[you]] and absorbs your Civilization. It is rumored that the [[Jews]] are a secret AI player being [[wut?\|suspiciously absent from the roster of Civilizations and they assure no matter how well you play secret Illuminati forces give the A-bomb to the most backward Civilization possible assuring your defeat. Zulus, Aztecs, and Mongols often acquire Stealth technology in the year 1324 just like real life]].
			== Civlization Beyond Earth! ==
			Yet another Jewish attempt by Sid Meier to take your [[money]]! Civlization Beyond earth is just Civilization V with Extra glitches!
			<big>IN SPACE!!!</big>

	~~== The Future ==~~		This time tho, you can't even fucking start the game at all! causing a stream of broken keyboards after the game release, Sid Meier has again done his home work.
	~~Not content to stop at modern day~~, ~~Sid Meier has also charted out a vision of the future; Sid Meier~~'~~s Alpha Centauri. In a burst of enormous creativity, the plot of~~ the game ~~revolves around a small group of colonists fleeing some unspecified earth-wide disaster to build~~ a ~~new civilization on a distant planet, with diverse races and nationalities coming together for the survival~~ of ~~humanity itself.~~

	~~[[lol\|Predictably]], this [[lie\|peace]] evaporates before~~ the game ~~even starts~~, ~~and the [[jews\|colonists]] split into various factions~~. The stage is thus set for an [[epic]] [[fail\|game]] that proceeds to follow the exact same formula and gameplay as the original Civilization games, EXCEPT [[O_rly?\|THIS TIME IT'S ON ANOTHER PLANET!!!]] [[No\|That makes it cool right? Right?]]

	== Ways of trolling the players ==		== Ways of trolling the players ==
	*[[Zerg Rush]], in a no rush server!		*[[Zerg Rush]], in a no rush server!

imported>Tigercommander: Holy shit uploading all those from my crappy internet is hard

2014-12-29T21:08:48Z

Holy shit uploading all those from my crappy internet is hard

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 *Tell them Paradox games are better.
 *If [[basement_dweller|someone]] [[luser|beats you]], and he keeps fagging about it, tell him he won't get laid for doing that. Remind him he is a [[virgin]] while you're at it.
 ==See Also==
 *[[Victoria 2]]

imported>RaineAKALotto at 10:16, 8 December 2014

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	[[File:CivIVboxshot.jpg\|thumb\|Sid Meyers' view of how history should be.]]		[[File:CivIVboxshot.jpg\|thumb\|Sid Meyers' view of how history should be.]]
	[[file:Hello.jpg\|thumb\| Cannons in civilization.]]		[[file:Hello.jpg\|thumb\| Cannons in civilization.]]
	[[crap\|Civilization]] is an [[lies\|awesome]] game series made by [[~~Australia~~\|Firaxis]]. Like real life, going from Washington to to New York takes [[fail\|50 years]]. Oh, and archers can fire from the same distance it takes to travel with 50 years, which is [[false\|true]] [[IRL]].		[[crap\|Civilization]] is an [[lies\|awesome]] game series made by [[Maryland\|Firaxis]]. Like real life, going from Washington to to New York takes [[fail\|50 years]]. Oh, and archers can fire from the same distance it takes to travel with 50 years, which is [[false\|true]] [[IRL]].

	== [[faggot\|Leaders]] ==		== [[faggot\|Leaders]] ==

imported>RaineAKALotto at 10:16, 8 December 2014

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	[[File:CivIVboxshot.jpg\|thumb\|Sid Meyers' view of how history should be.]]		[[File:CivIVboxshot.jpg\|thumb\|Sid Meyers' view of how history should be.]]
	[[file:Hello.jpg\|thumb\| Cannons in civilization.]]		[[file:Hello.jpg\|thumb\| Cannons in civilization.]]
	[[crap\|Civilization]] is an [[lies\|awesome]] game series made by [[~~fail~~\|~~Fireaxis~~]]. Like real life, going from Washington to to New York takes [[fail\|50 years]]. Oh, and archers can fire from the same distance it takes to travel with 50 years, which is [[false\|true]] [[IRL]].		[[crap\|Civilization]] is an [[lies\|awesome]] game series made by [[Australia\|Firaxis]]. Like real life, going from Washington to to New York takes [[fail\|50 years]]. Oh, and archers can fire from the same distance it takes to travel with 50 years, which is [[false\|true]] [[IRL]].

	== [[faggot\|Leaders]] ==		== [[faggot\|Leaders]] ==

imported>Tigercommander at 13:23, 6 December 2014

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	{{warning\| This game is known to bring [[Cancer]], [[AIDS]], And [[USI]]}}		{{warning\| This game is known to bring [[Cancer]], [[AIDS]], And [[USI]]}}
	{{spoiler\|GHANDI USES SO MANY NUKES!, [[faggot\|WASHINGTON]] IS SO [[lies\|peacefull]], AND THE [[bot\|AI]] IS [[fucked\|BROKEN]]}}		{{spoiler\|GHANDI USES SO MANY NUKES!, [[faggot\|WASHINGTON]] IS SO [[lies\|peacefull]], AND THE [[bot\|AI]] IS [[fucked\|BROKEN]]}}
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	*Tell them Paradox games are better.		*Tell them Paradox games are better.
	*If [[basement_dweller\|someone]] [[luser\|beats you]], and he keeps fagging about it, tell him he won't get laid for doing that. Remind him he is a [[virgin]] while you're at it.		*If [[basement_dweller\|someone]] [[luser\|beats you]], and he keeps fagging about it, tell him he won't get laid for doing that. Remind him he is a [[virgin]] while you're at it.
			==See Also==
			*[[Victoria 2]]
			*[[Starcraft]]
			*[[Zerg rush]]

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imported>Tigercommander at 22:52, 5 December 2014

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	{{warning\| This game is known to bring [[Cancer]], [[AIDS]], And [[USI]]}}		{{warning\| This game is known to bring [[Cancer]], [[AIDS]], And [[USI]]}}
	{{spoiler\|GHANDI USES SO MANY NUKES!, [[faggot\|WASHINGTON]] IS SO [[lies\|peacefull]], AND THE [[bot\|AI]] IS [[fucked\|BROKEN]]}}		{{spoiler\|GHANDI USES SO MANY NUKES!, [[faggot\|WASHINGTON]] IS SO [[lies\|peacefull]], AND THE [[bot\|AI]] IS [[fucked\|BROKEN]]}}

imported>JuniusThaddeus: Spelling. Grammar.

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Spelling. Grammar.

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	[[shit_nobody_cares_about\|Poland was never included in any of the games as a playable civilization. It is widely believed that the reason for this is that Meiers simply forgot Poland. In response, angry citizens of that country started an internet petition.]]		[[shit_nobody_cares_about\|Poland was never included in any of the games as a playable civilization. It is widely believed that the reason for this is that Meiers simply forgot Poland. In response, angry citizens of that country started an internet petition.]]

	[[some_argue\|Many argue]] that basing history off of a game is [[retard\|idiotic]]. However, this is just because they are [[luser\|losing]].		[[some_argue\|Many argue]] that basing history off of a game is [[retard\|idiotic]]. However, this is just because they are [[luser\|losing]].

	== Game Play ==		== Game Play ==
	Civilization begins, as does real life, with Fred Flintstone wielding a Juggalo [[cock\|Axe]]. From there you spend approximately 37 hours [[Pwn]]ing other residents of Bedrock until your [[your_mother\|wife]] or [[girlfriend]] finds a new [[lover]]. At this point, alone and [[horny\|desperate]], you reach the Middle Ages where nearly 2 days of sleepless play is rewarded with an upgrade to a [[cock\|bow]] an [[cum\|arrow]]. If you are fortunate to have some [[Cocaine]] laying around the house, you can continue on all the way to the industrial era at which point another nation acquires the [[nuke\|Atomic Bomb]] and [[Nuke]]s the living crap out of [[you]] and absorbs your Civilization. It is rumored that the [[Jews]] are a secret AI player being [[wut?\|suspiciously absent from the roster of Civilizations and they assure no matter how well you play secret Illuminati forces give the A-bomb to the most backward Civilization possible assuring your defeat. Zulus, Aztecs, and Mongols often acquire Stealth technology in the year 1324 just like real life]].		Civilization begins, as does real life, with Fred Flintstone wielding a Juggalo [[cock\|Axe]]. From there you spend approximately 37 hours [[Pwn]]ing other residents of Bedrock until your [[your_mother\|wife]] or [[girlfriend]] finds a new [[lover]]. At this point, alone and [[horny\|desperate]], you reach the Middle Ages where nearly 2 days of sleepless play is rewarded with an upgrade to a [[cock\|bow]] an [[cum\|arrow]]. If you are fortunate to have some [[Cocaine]] laying around the house, you can continue on all the way to the industrial era at which point another nation acquires the [[nuke\|Atomic Bomb]] and [[Nuke]]s the living crap out of [[you]] and absorbs your Civilization. It is rumored that the [[Jews]] are a secret AI player being [[wut?\|suspiciously absent from the roster of Civilizations and they assure no matter how well you play secret Illuminati forces give the A-bomb to the most backward Civilization possible assuring your defeat. Zulus, Aztecs, and Mongols often acquire Stealth technology in the year 1324 just like real life]].

	== The Future ==		== The Future ==
	Not content to stop at modern day, Sid Meier has also charted out a vision of the future; Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. In a burst of enormous creativity, the plot of the game revolves around a small group of colonists fleeing some unspecified earth-wide disaster to build a new civilization on a distant planet, with diverse races and nationalities coming together for the survival of humanity itself.		Not content to stop at modern day, Sid Meier has also charted out a vision of the future; Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. In a burst of enormous creativity, the plot of the game revolves around a small group of colonists fleeing some unspecified earth-wide disaster to build a new civilization on a distant planet, with diverse races and nationalities coming together for the survival of humanity itself.

	[[lol\|Predictably]], this [[lie\|peace]] evaporates before the game even starts, and the [[jews\|colonists]] split into various factions. The stage is thus set for an [[epic]] [[fail\|game]] that proceeds to follow the exact same formula and gameplay as the original Civilization games, EXCEPT [[O_rly?\|THIS TIME IT'S ON ANOTHER PLANET!!!]] [[No\|That makes it cool right? Right?]]		[[lol\|Predictably]], this [[lie\|peace]] evaporates before the game even starts, and the [[jews\|colonists]] split into various factions. The stage is thus set for an [[epic]] [[fail\|game]] that proceeds to follow the exact same formula and gameplay as the original Civilization games, EXCEPT [[O_rly?\|THIS TIME IT'S ON ANOTHER PLANET!!!]] [[No\|That makes it cool right? Right?]]

	== Ways of trolling the players ==		== Ways of trolling the players ==
	*[[Zerg Rush]], In a no rush server!		*[[Zerg Rush]], in a no rush server!
	*Join a game and don't end your turn		*Join a game and don't end your turn.
	*Spam ~~People~~ with bad offers until they rage quit!		*Spam people with bad offers until they rage quit!
	*NUKE FUCKING EVERYBODY, THEN LEAVE THE GAME BEFORE YOU GET KICKED [[FAGGOT]]!		*NUKE FUCKING EVERYBODY, THEN LEAVE THE GAME BEFORE YOU GET KICKED [[FAGGOT]]!
	*If someone is conquering other players capitals to [[win]] a [[pwn\|domination]] victory, ~~Wait~~ for him to capture the last capital before yours, Then take over his capital, You will win the game, Be sure to have an umbrella~~, For~~ all the shit that will follow		*If someone is conquering other players capitals to [[win]] a [[pwn\|domination]] victory, wait for him to capture the last capital before yours. Then take over his capital. You will win the game. Be sure to have an umbrella for all the shit that will follow.
	*NUKE EVERYTHING AGAIN		*NUKE EVERYTHING AGAIN.
	*Tell them ~~paradox~~ games are better		*Tell them Paradox games are better.
	*If [[basement_dweller\|someone]] [[luser\|~~Beats~~ you]], ~~And~~ he keeps fagging about it, ~~Tell~~ him he won't get laid for doing that, Remind him he is a [[virgin]] while ~~your~~ at it		*If [[basement_dweller\|someone]] [[luser\|beats you]], and he keeps fagging about it, tell him he won't get laid for doing that. Remind him he is a [[virgin]] while you're at it.

	{{gaming}}		{{gaming}}

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	[[File:CivIVboxshot.jpg\|thumb\|Sid Meyers' view of how history should be.]]		[[File:CivIVboxshot.jpg\|thumb\|Sid Meyers' view of how history should be.]]
	[[file:Hello.jpg\|thumb\| Cannons in civilization.]]		[[file:Hello.jpg\|thumb\| Cannons in civilization.]]
	[[crap\|Civilization]] is an [[lies\|awesome]] game series made by [[~~Australia~~\|Firaxis]]. Like real life, going from Washington to to New York takes [[fail\|50 years]]. Oh, and archers can fire from the same distance it takes to travel with 50 years, which is [[false\|true]] [[IRL]].		[[crap\|Civilization]] is an [[lies\|awesome]] game series made by [[Maryland\|Firaxis]]. Like real life, going from Washington to to New York takes [[fail\|50 years]]. Oh, and archers can fire from the same distance it takes to travel with 50 years, which is [[false\|true]] [[IRL]].

	== [[faggot\|Leaders]] ==		== [[faggot\|Leaders]] ==

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	[[File:CivIVboxshot.jpg\|thumb\|Sid Meyers' view of how history should be.]]		[[File:CivIVboxshot.jpg\|thumb\|Sid Meyers' view of how history should be.]]
	[[file:Hello.jpg\|thumb\| Cannons in civilization.]]		[[file:Hello.jpg\|thumb\| Cannons in civilization.]]
	[[crap\|Civilization]] is an [[lies\|awesome]] game series made by [[~~fail~~\|~~Fireaxis~~]]. Like real life, going from Washington to to New York takes [[fail\|50 years]]. Oh, and archers can fire from the same distance it takes to travel with 50 years, which is [[false\|true]] [[IRL]].		[[crap\|Civilization]] is an [[lies\|awesome]] game series made by [[Australia\|Firaxis]]. Like real life, going from Washington to to New York takes [[fail\|50 years]]. Oh, and archers can fire from the same distance it takes to travel with 50 years, which is [[false\|true]] [[IRL]].

	== [[faggot\|Leaders]] ==		== [[faggot\|Leaders]] ==