Chyna - Revision history

imported>Hagibor at 15:12, 14 March 2018

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	:''Not to be confused with [[China]] or [[Shit nobody cares about\|Blac Chyna]]''		:''Not to be confused with [[China]] or [[Shit nobody cares about\|Blac Chyna]], or [[Vagina\|China]], Chris-Chan's neologism for [[pussy]]''

	'''[[Powerword\|Joanie Laurer]]''', more commonly known as '''[[China\|Chyna]]''', was a [[bodybuilder]] and [[professional wrestling\|professional wrestler]] in the [[WWF]] who taught the [[12-year-old girl\|young women]] of the [[Web 1.0\|late-90s]] that they could do anything that a man could do as long as they just put their hearts into it and abused a shitload of [[steroids]] and other assorted [[drugs]]. She was also known for having developed a [[micropenis]] and for her obnoxious voice that sounded like the last breaths of a [[Leelah Alcorn\|dying animal that just got run over by a Mack Truck]].		'''[[Powerword\|Joanie Laurer]]''', more commonly known as '''[[China\|Chyna]]''', was a [[bodybuilder]] and [[professional wrestling\|professional wrestler]] in the [[WWF]] who taught the [[12-year-old girl\|young women]] of the [[Web 1.0\|late-90s]] that they could do anything that a man could do as long as they just put their hearts into it and abused a shitload of [[steroids]] and other assorted [[drugs]]. She was also known for having developed a [[micropenis]] and for her obnoxious voice that sounded like the last breaths of a [[Leelah Alcorn\|dying animal that just got run over by a Mack Truck]].

imported>GirlOnInternet: /* See Also */

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imported>Hipcrime: :^)

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:^)

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	[[Category:Sex]]		[[Category:Sex]]

imported>Methamphetamorphosis: /* Career */ Wasn't the first to call a cab

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Career: Wasn't the first to call a cab

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	[[File:ChynaVsJeffJarrett.jpg\|thumb\|Chyna vs. Jeff Jarrett]]		[[File:ChynaVsJeffJarrett.jpg\|thumb\|Chyna vs. Jeff Jarrett]]

	Joanie Laurer was hired by the WWF in 1997 after abusing [[steroids]] and proving herself worthy by beating the living shit out of a [[Bruce Jenner\|man in a dress]]. She took the stage name of "Chyna" (derived from the word [[Vagina\|vachyna]]) and quickly rose to prominence due to the fact that she possessed a [[pussy]] – Something that most professional wrestlers didn't possess at the time.		Joanie Laurer was hired by the WWF in 1997 after abusing [[steroids]] and proving herself worthy by beating the living shit out of a [[Bruce Jenner\|man in a dress]]. She took the stage name of "Chyna" ([[Chris-chan\|derived]] from the word [[Vagina\|vachyna]]) and quickly rose to prominence due to the fact that she possessed a [[pussy]] – Something that most professional wrestlers didn't possess at the time.

	After winning many fights that were [[Lie\|definitely not staged]], Chyna then faced off with Jeff Jarrett in a match for the [[E-penis\|WWF Intercontinental Championship Belt]]. Chyna ended up smacking Jeff Jarrett with a [[literal]] kitchen sink and then [[Mortal Kombat\|finished him]] with a [[guitar]] to the back of his head, thus making her the first female to ever hold the title of [[God\|WWF Intercontinental Champion]].		After winning many fights that were [[Lie\|definitely not staged]], Chyna then faced off with Jeff Jarrett in a match for the [[E-penis\|WWF Intercontinental Championship Belt]]. Chyna ended up smacking Jeff Jarrett with a [[literal]] kitchen sink and then [[Mortal Kombat\|finished him]] with a [[guitar]] to the back of his head, thus making her the first female to ever hold the title of [[God\|WWF Intercontinental Champion]].

imported>GirlOnInternet: /* See Also */

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imported>GirlOnInternet: /* Career */

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Career

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	[[File:ChynaVsJeffJarrett.jpg\|thumb\|Chyna vs. Jeff Jarrett]]		[[File:ChynaVsJeffJarrett.jpg\|thumb\|Chyna vs. Jeff Jarrett]]
	~~[[File:WWFLogo.png\|thumb\|The WWF's logo from back when Chyna was still relevant.]]~~

			Joanie Laurer was hired by the WWF in 1997 after abusing [[steroids]] and proving herself worthy by beating the living shit out of a [[Bruce Jenner\|man in a dress]]. She took the stage name of "Chyna" (derived from the word [[Vagina\|vachyna]]) and quickly rose to prominence due to the fact that she possessed a [[pussy]] – Something that most professional wrestlers didn't possess at the time.

			After winning many fights that were [[Lie\|definitely not staged]], Chyna then faced off with Jeff Jarrett in a match for the [[E-penis\|WWF Intercontinental Championship Belt]]. Chyna ended up smacking Jeff Jarrett with a [[literal]] kitchen sink and then [[Mortal Kombat\|finished him]] with a [[guitar]] to the back of his head, thus making her the first female to ever hold the title of [[God\|WWF Intercontinental Champion]].

			After leaving the world of professional wrestling, Chyna then began a career as a porn star.

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imported>GirlOnInternet at 22:14, 21 April 2016

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	[[Image:Chyna.jpg\|thumb\|[[Lie\|So fucking hot]]]]		[[Image:Chyna.jpg\|thumb\|[[Lie\|So fucking hot]]]]

			:''Not to be confused with [[China]] or [[Shit nobody cares about\|Blac Chyna]]''

	'''[[Powerword\|Joanie Laurer]]''', more commonly known as '''[[China\|Chyna]]''', was a [[bodybuilder]] and [[professional wrestling\|professional wrestler]] in the [[WWF]] who taught the [[12-year-old girl\|young women]] of the [[Web 1.0\|late-90s]] that they could do anything that a man could do as long as they just put their hearts into it and abused a shitload of [[steroids]] and other assorted [[drugs]]. She was also known for having developed a [[micropenis]] and for her obnoxious voice that sounded like the last breaths of a [[Leelah Alcorn\|dying animal that just got run over by a Mack Truck]].		'''[[Powerword\|Joanie Laurer]]''', more commonly known as '''[[China\|Chyna]]''', was a [[bodybuilder]] and [[professional wrestling\|professional wrestler]] in the [[WWF]] who taught the [[12-year-old girl\|young women]] of the [[Web 1.0\|late-90s]] that they could do anything that a man could do as long as they just put their hearts into it and abused a shitload of [[steroids]] and other assorted [[drugs]]. She was also known for having developed a [[micropenis]] and for her obnoxious voice that sounded like the last breaths of a [[Leelah Alcorn\|dying animal that just got run over by a Mack Truck]].

imported>GirlOnInternet: /* Career */

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Career

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	== Career ==		== Career ==

			[[File:ChynaVsJeffJarrett.jpg\|thumb\|Chyna vs. Jeff Jarrett]]
	[[File:WWFLogo.png\|thumb\|The WWF's logo from back when Chyna was still relevant.]]		[[File:WWFLogo.png\|thumb\|The WWF's logo from back when Chyna was still relevant.]]



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imported>GirlOnInternet: /* Galleria de Chyna */

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Galleria de Chyna

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	File:WetTheBabysHead.jpg\|[[Babyfuck\|IT'S AWWWRIGHT!]]		File:WetTheBabysHead.jpg\|[[Babyfuck\|IT'S AWWWRIGHT!]]
	File:FutaChyna.jpg		File:FutaChyna.jpg
			</gallery>\|<gallery perrow="4">
	File:ChynasBitches.jpg		File:ChynasBitches.jpg
	~~</gallery>~~\|~~<gallery perrow="4">~~		File:BullInAChynaShop.jpg\|Bull in a Chyna shop.

	</Gallery>}}		</Gallery>}}
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imported>GirlOnInternet: /* Galleria de Chyna */

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Galleria de Chyna

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	{{collapsegallery\|Chyna Porn\|CP\|center\|<gallery perrow="4">		{{collapsegallery\|Chyna Porn\|CP\|center\|<gallery perrow="4">
	File:Clit.jpg\|Chyna's circumcised [[Mangina\|girlcock]].		File:Clit.jpg\|Chyna's circumcised [[Mangina\|girlcock]].
			File:ChynasChina.jpg
			File:ChynasChina2.jpg
			File:ChynaIsThisGay.jpg\|Are the balls touching?
			File:ChynaPOV.jpg\|You know you want to be Chyna!
	File:HulkFacial.jpg		File:HulkFacial.jpg
			File:ChynasFriends.jpg\|Chyna's friends.
			File:ChynaSucks.jpg
			</gallery>\|<gallery perrow="4">
	File:WomanBeingEatenByGoblin.jpg		File:WomanBeingEatenByGoblin.jpg
	~~</gallery>\|<gallery perrow="4">~~

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	[[Image:Chyna.jpg\|thumb\|[[Lie\|So fucking hot]]]]		[[Image:Chyna.jpg\|thumb\|[[Lie\|So fucking hot]]]]

	:''Not to be confused with [[China]] or [[Shit nobody cares about\|Blac Chyna]]''		:''Not to be confused with [[China]] or [[Shit nobody cares about\|Blac Chyna]], or [[Vagina\|China]], Chris-Chan's neologism for [[pussy]]''

	'''[[Powerword\|Joanie Laurer]]''', more commonly known as '''[[China\|Chyna]]''', was a [[bodybuilder]] and [[professional wrestling\|professional wrestler]] in the [[WWF]] who taught the [[12-year-old girl\|young women]] of the [[Web 1.0\|late-90s]] that they could do anything that a man could do as long as they just put their hearts into it and abused a shitload of [[steroids]] and other assorted [[drugs]]. She was also known for having developed a [[micropenis]] and for her obnoxious voice that sounded like the last breaths of a [[Leelah Alcorn\|dying animal that just got run over by a Mack Truck]].		'''[[Powerword\|Joanie Laurer]]''', more commonly known as '''[[China\|Chyna]]''', was a [[bodybuilder]] and [[professional wrestling\|professional wrestler]] in the [[WWF]] who taught the [[12-year-old girl\|young women]] of the [[Web 1.0\|late-90s]] that they could do anything that a man could do as long as they just put their hearts into it and abused a shitload of [[steroids]] and other assorted [[drugs]]. She was also known for having developed a [[micropenis]] and for her obnoxious voice that sounded like the last breaths of a [[Leelah Alcorn\|dying animal that just got run over by a Mack Truck]].

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	[[Category:Sex]]		[[Category:Sex]]
			[[Category:Corpses]]

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	[[File:ChynaVsJeffJarrett.jpg\|thumb\|Chyna vs. Jeff Jarrett]]		[[File:ChynaVsJeffJarrett.jpg\|thumb\|Chyna vs. Jeff Jarrett]]

	Joanie Laurer was hired by the WWF in 1997 after abusing [[steroids]] and proving herself worthy by beating the living shit out of a [[Bruce Jenner\|man in a dress]]. She took the stage name of "Chyna" (derived from the word [[Vagina\|vachyna]]) and quickly rose to prominence due to the fact that she possessed a [[pussy]] – Something that most professional wrestlers didn't possess at the time.		Joanie Laurer was hired by the WWF in 1997 after abusing [[steroids]] and proving herself worthy by beating the living shit out of a [[Bruce Jenner\|man in a dress]]. She took the stage name of "Chyna" ([[Chris-chan\|derived]] from the word [[Vagina\|vachyna]]) and quickly rose to prominence due to the fact that she possessed a [[pussy]] – Something that most professional wrestlers didn't possess at the time.

	After winning many fights that were [[Lie\|definitely not staged]], Chyna then faced off with Jeff Jarrett in a match for the [[E-penis\|WWF Intercontinental Championship Belt]]. Chyna ended up smacking Jeff Jarrett with a [[literal]] kitchen sink and then [[Mortal Kombat\|finished him]] with a [[guitar]] to the back of his head, thus making her the first female to ever hold the title of [[God\|WWF Intercontinental Champion]].		After winning many fights that were [[Lie\|definitely not staged]], Chyna then faced off with Jeff Jarrett in a match for the [[E-penis\|WWF Intercontinental Championship Belt]]. Chyna ended up smacking Jeff Jarrett with a [[literal]] kitchen sink and then [[Mortal Kombat\|finished him]] with a [[guitar]] to the back of his head, thus making her the first female to ever hold the title of [[God\|WWF Intercontinental Champion]].

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	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

			[[File:WWFLogo.png\|thumb\|The WWF's logo from back when Chyna was still relevant.]]

	*[[Wrestling]]		*[[Wrestling]]

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	[[Image:Chyna.jpg\|thumb\|[[Lie\|So fucking hot]]]]		[[Image:Chyna.jpg\|thumb\|[[Lie\|So fucking hot]]]]

			:''Not to be confused with [[China]] or [[Shit nobody cares about\|Blac Chyna]]''

	'''[[Powerword\|Joanie Laurer]]''', more commonly known as '''[[China\|Chyna]]''', was a [[bodybuilder]] and [[professional wrestling\|professional wrestler]] in the [[WWF]] who taught the [[12-year-old girl\|young women]] of the [[Web 1.0\|late-90s]] that they could do anything that a man could do as long as they just put their hearts into it and abused a shitload of [[steroids]] and other assorted [[drugs]]. She was also known for having developed a [[micropenis]] and for her obnoxious voice that sounded like the last breaths of a [[Leelah Alcorn\|dying animal that just got run over by a Mack Truck]].		'''[[Powerword\|Joanie Laurer]]''', more commonly known as '''[[China\|Chyna]]''', was a [[bodybuilder]] and [[professional wrestling\|professional wrestler]] in the [[WWF]] who taught the [[12-year-old girl\|young women]] of the [[Web 1.0\|late-90s]] that they could do anything that a man could do as long as they just put their hearts into it and abused a shitload of [[steroids]] and other assorted [[drugs]]. She was also known for having developed a [[micropenis]] and for her obnoxious voice that sounded like the last breaths of a [[Leelah Alcorn\|dying animal that just got run over by a Mack Truck]].