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	===History===		===History===
	Prior to the civil war, Churches only existed in the south. However, due to Robert E. Lee getting [[pwnd]], the [[rednecks]] decided to invade the north and built orgy houses everywhere in sight. Now the screams of old [[republicans]] can be heard all over the country on a Sunday, much to the disgust of the rest of the world. If another player claims to you that churches existed earlier in a place called [[fiction\|Urup]], they are [[life\|NPCs]] and should be ignored.		Prior to the civil war, Churches only existed in the south. However, due to Robert E. Lee getting [[pwnd]], the [[rednecks]] decided to invade the north and built orgy houses everywhere in sight. Now the screams of old conservative [[republicans]] can be heard all over the country on a Sunday, much to the disgust of the rest of the world. If another player claims to you that churches existed earlier in a place called [[fiction\|Urup]], they are [[life\|NPCs]] and should be ignored.

	[[shit nobody cares about\|Other religions also have churches]], but since those churches place much less of an emphasis on [[boylove]], [[nobody gives a shit]].		[[shit nobody cares about\|Other religions also have churches]], but since those churches place much less of an emphasis on [[boylove]], [[nobody gives a shit]].

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	* [[NAMBLA]]		* [[NAMBLA]]
	* [[Church signs]]		* [[Church signs]]
	* [[ReligiousFreedomWatch.com]]
	* [[brb, church]]		* [[brb, church]]
	* [[The Greatest Story Ever Told]]		* [[The Greatest Story Ever Told]]

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			[[Image:Hisholiness.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Don't bother knocking, he's occupied]]
	[[Image:~~Raepist.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Start with the foreplay...]]~~
	~~[[Image:Lawful_evil_pope_gregory~~.jpg\|thumb\|left\|~~[[Priest]]s acquired the ability to fly [[At_least_100_years_ago\|in the early 1600~~'s~~]].]]~~

	~~[[Image:PopeKiss.jpg\|thumb\|right\|I'ma get my freak on tonight nigga.\|200px~~]]

	A '''church''', or orgy house, is a structure where [[Scientology\|Christians]] go to be [[pwnd]] by the priests fat baptized [[cock]]. [[loli\|Children]] receive special treatment as their [[anus\|faith]] is still small and unstretched. It is common knowledge that all [[paradox\|churches]] are owned and run by Godzilla 2000 himself, [[John McCain]]. If you are a member, then every Sunday you will be forced to [[brb church]] (much to the [[lulz]] of those around you).		A '''church''', or orgy house, is a structure where [[Scientology\|Christians]] go to be [[pwnd]] by the priests fat baptized [[cock]]. [[loli\|Children]] receive special treatment as their [[anus\|faith]] is still small and unstretched. It is common knowledge that all [[paradox\|churches]] are owned and run by Godzilla 2000 himself, [[John McCain]]. If you are a member, then every Sunday you will be forced to [[brb church]] (much to the [[lulz]] of those around you).
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	[[shit nobody cares about\|Other religions also have churches]], but since those churches place much less of an emphasis on [[boylove]], [[nobody gives a shit]].		[[shit nobody cares about\|Other religions also have churches]], but since those churches place much less of an emphasis on [[boylove]], [[nobody gives a shit]].

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	* [[NAMBLA]]		* [[NAMBLA]]

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[[Image:Raepist.jpg|thumb|right|Start with the foreplay...]]
[[Image:Lawful_evil_pope_gregory.jpg|thumb|left|[[Priest]]s acquired the ability to fly [[At_least_100_years_ago|in the early 1600's]].]]

[[Image:PopeKiss.jpg|thumb|right|I'ma get my freak on tonight nigga.|200px]]

A '''church''', or orgy house, is a structure where [[Scientology|Christians]] go to be [[pwnd]] by the priests fat baptized [[cock]]. [[loli|Children]] receive special treatment as their [[anus|faith]] is still small and unstretched. It is common knowledge that all [[paradox|churches]] are owned and run by Godzilla 2000 himself, [[John McCain]]. If you are a member, then every Sunday you will be forced to [[brb church]] (much to the [[lulz]] of those around you).

===Practice===
Proceedings in a church begin with a big Jesus loving orgy known by most [[faggot|Christians]] as Mess. Aptly named for all of the [[cum]] and faith it leaves behind in the church. If a christian should get tired of all the [[buttsecks]], they are welcome to the alcohol and snacks provided by his in-your-holiness. Originally Mess was a reason for people to convert, however today Mess is only attended by old men, their sluts, and their [[loli]]. For this reason, only families with [[pedophile]] fathers or faggots [[brb church]] today. Should you see a family walking home from church on Sunday, it is common courtesy to ask them if they are [[butthurt]] from mess and if they are in need of [[murder|assistance]].

===History===
Prior to the civil war, Churches only existed in the south. However, due to Robert E. Lee getting [[pwnd]], the [[rednecks]] decided to invade the north and built orgy houses everywhere in sight. Now the screams of old [[republicans]] can be heard all over the country on a Sunday, much to the disgust of the rest of the world. If another player claims to you that churches existed earlier in a place called [[fiction|Urup]], they are [[life|NPCs]] and should be ignored.

[[shit nobody cares about|Other religions also have churches]], but since those churches place much less of an emphasis on [[boylove]], [[nobody gives a shit]].

==See Also==
* [[NAMBLA]]
* [[Church signs]]
* [[ReligiousFreedomWatch.com]]
* [[brb, church]]
* [[The Greatest Story Ever Told]]
* [[iProphet]]
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