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	'''Zealous Zeth''' is a perpetually angry Swedish member formerly known as ScarletCrusader and, more recently, Sueci[[anus]]. Zeth carries the reputation as one of the most lulziest member of Christian Forums. The reason for this is because [[shit nobody cares about\| no one can take him seriously]]. He is a fairly prominent super-[[Catholic]] who has [[sex\|sexual]] fantasies about the [[Crusades]] and gets a [[penis\|boner]] every time he dreams about Crusades happening in the future. Has the complete mentality of someone from the Dark Ages or whatever time period in which the Crusades happened. Is a profound hypocrite with extremist views and firmly believes fundamentalists are exclusively Protestant, yet he is a living contradiction of that very notion. Believes that all Americans are stupid and lurks FSTDT more than he should. Mugabe is his great [[idol]] who is only "enforcing Godly principles on his people". Catholic priests trend to [[pedophile\|lick]] their lips when staring at Zeth's long blonde hair.		'''Zealous Zeth''' is a perpetually angry Swedish member formerly known as ScarletCrusader and, more recently, Sueci[[anus]]. Zeth carries the reputation as one of the most lulziest member of Christian Forums. The reason for this is because [[shit nobody cares about\| no one can take him seriously]]. He is a fairly prominent super-[[Catholic]] who has [[sex\|sexual]] fantasies about the [[Crusades]] and gets a [[penis\|boner]] every time he dreams about Crusades happening in the future. Has the complete mentality of someone from the Dark Ages or whatever time period in which the Crusades happened. Is a profound hypocrite with extremist views and firmly believes fundamentalists are exclusively Protestant, yet he is a living contradiction of that very notion. Believes that all Americans are stupid and lurks FSTDT more than he should. Mugabe is his great [[idol]] who is only "enforcing Godly principles on his people". Catholic priests trend to [[pedophile\|lick]] their lips when staring at Zeth's long blonde hair.

	'''GarryDW''' was once a proud Anglican and, despite more than overwhelming evidence, refused to accept the fact that his girlfriend at the time was blatantly cheating on him. [[lulz\|She then ended the relationship rather quickly]] after mysteriously finding the thread in question, sending our young Garry into a fit of emo-esque despair and self-loathing (more-so). He became a non-Christian straight afterwords, presumably because "God stole my girlfriend, I loved her, WHY DID YOU TAKE MY GIRL AWAY FROM ME BAWWWWWWWWW".		'''GarryDW''' was once a proud [[Anglican]] and, despite more than overwhelming evidence, refused to accept the fact that his girlfriend at the time was blatantly cheating on him. [[lulz\|She then ended the relationship rather quickly]] after mysteriously finding the thread in question, sending our young Garry into a fit of emo-esque despair and self-loathing (more-so). He became a non-Christian straight afterwords, presumably because "God stole my girlfriend, I loved her, WHY DID YOU TAKE MY GIRL AWAY FROM ME BAWWWWWWWWW".

	'''Tanakh''' carries three of the worst possible human traits known to man: he's an [[America\|American]], he's a Jew, and he's a fundie. He has openly declared violent war on homosexuals, and is more than willing to behead one on the sidewalk outside his house in the name of ancient Israel regardless of any spectators. He will not allow anyone who is a sinner to live, but fails to realize that this includes him and thus requires suicide on his part. Supports Old Testament (Jew name: Torah) punishments such as stoning, and is apparently prepared to play the part of vigilante and prosecute (read: execute) anyone he deems to be an affront to the Torah regardless of any consequences to himself and whether it is against the law or not. In other words, he's a wannabe cop that doesn't believe in second chances or letting the REAL COPS do their job. A perfect example of a non-Christian fundie.		'''Tanakh''' carries three of the worst possible human traits known to man: he's an [[America\|American]], he's a Jew, and he's a fundie. He has openly declared violent war on homosexuals, and is more than willing to behead one on the sidewalk outside his house in the name of ancient Israel regardless of any spectators. He will not allow anyone who is a sinner to live, but fails to realize that this includes him and thus requires suicide on his part. Supports Old Testament (Jew name: Torah) punishments such as stoning, and is apparently prepared to play the part of vigilante and prosecute (read: execute) anyone he deems to be an affront to the Torah regardless of any consequences to himself and whether it is against the law or not. In other words, he's a wannabe cop that doesn't believe in second chances or letting the REAL COPS do their job. A perfect example of a non-Christian fundie.

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	[[Image:Sodomites.png\|thumb\|thumb\|right\|It's an OLD issue, stop bringing it up!]]		[[Image:Sodomites.png\|thumb\|thumb\|right\|It's an OLD issue, stop bringing it up!]]
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	[http://christianforums.com '''Christian Forums'''] is an internet community established [[at least 100]] years ago by a group of [[obese]] fundamentalist Christians. The forum was created due to the rapid increase of [[failure\|obesity]]. Not surprisingly [[Creationism\|Christians]] took up about 90% of the obesity growth and were now too fat and lazy to go to [[Hell\|Church]]. Their arch enemy is [http://fstdt.net/ '''Fundies Say The Darndest Things'''], whose members regularly infiltrate the forums and submit posts by roaming fundies. Incredibly, most of CF's members are quite reasonable compared to those of [[Teens-4-christ\|Teens-4-Christ]] and Theology Online.		[http://christianforums.com '''Christian Forums'''] is an internet community established [[at least 100]] years ago by a group of [[obese]] fundamentalist, evangeligal, protestant Christians. The forum was created due to the rapid increase of [[failure\|obesity]] from not praying enough. Not surprisingly [[Creationism\|Christians]] took up about 90% of the obesity growth and were now too fat and lazy to go to [[Hell\|Church]]. Their arch enemy is [http://fstdt.net/ '''Fundies Say The Darndest Things'''], whose members regularly infiltrate the forums and submit posts by roaming fundies. Incredibly, most of CF's members are quite reasonable compared to those of [[Teens-4-christ\|Teens-4-Christ]] and Theology Online.

	==Forum Description==		==Forum Description==

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	i asked my religion teacher and she got mad.\|Travis Moehring, trolling softly		i asked my religion teacher and she got mad.\|Travis Moehring, trolling softly

			\|Ok i don't understand some things and need Prayer/Advice, I'm 20 years old, single and I've grown up in church, my grandma pretty much helped raise me, along with my uncle, mom and step dat, i don't know my real dad, my grandma passed in 2001 and i seen her, i strayed away sometime after really not sure what age, but re dedicated my life to JESUS CHRIST at 16, later on down the line at 19 (last year) i lost my aunt in kentucky on my bday, then my other aunt who i found gone and my cousin, i was abused at a young age, and sometime down the road please don't laugh or think i'm a freak but i've struggled with desires to wear adult diapers, i don't really understand why when GOD has called me to preach, and i hope it won't take me to hell, i've struggled on and off with it pretty much all my life and i can't lie but sometimes i get "aroused" when i think of them leading to a "release" sometimes and i really don't understand why and i feel embarrassed about it and i really need Prayer/Advice GOD Bless\|mra22, BAAAWWWWWing up a shitstorm

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	\|I have muscular dystrophy, arthritis in both knees, left hip and right shoulder, I also have a number of other problems but I praise God everyday for the blessings which he has poured out upon me.\|Yarddog		\|I have muscular dystrophy, arthritis in both knees, left hip and right shoulder, I also have a number of other problems but I praise God everyday for the blessings which he has poured out upon me.\|Yarddog

			\|If god has a plan for us all, what good is praying?


			i asked my religion teacher and she got mad.\|Travis Moehring, trolling softly

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	\|I got mad today and told him off. Just tired of my prayers remaining unanswered. Wasting away my life, not having any guidance, not knowing where to go. It pains me so greatly. Then I also have some medical problems and I've been asking the Lord to please heal my afflictions.. How can I get him to truly listen? I am sorry that I got mad today the way I did but I am so mentally exhausted and fed up. It's like my faith has diminished greatly. Each night I pray and honestly wonder why I bother even trying because nothing changes. So what am I supposed to do guys? How can I bring myself close to God? So he may heal my afflictions and iniquity? I honestly can't live my life this way guys.. I feel my mental well-being is very unstable right now. I just ask that God help remove these afflictions and help purify me. Please [[Bioshock\|why do you grow silent Father?]] I honestly don't know if God is even in my life at all. I don't sense his presence much. I don't have many signs from him. I don't feel him. I don't hear from him. I don't know where he has gone. I don't know what to do. I am so terribly upset right now and I have asked for forgiveness and read the bible and everything but I don't know. I just don't know where he is .\|xhayatox		\|I got mad today and told him off. Just tired of my prayers remaining unanswered. Wasting away my life, not having any guidance, not knowing where to go. It pains me so greatly. Then I also have some medical problems and I've been asking the Lord to please heal my afflictions.. How can I get him to truly listen? I am sorry that I got mad today the way I did but I am so mentally exhausted and fed up. It's like my faith has diminished greatly. Each night I pray and honestly wonder why I bother even trying because nothing changes. So what am I supposed to do guys? How can I bring myself close to God? So he may heal my afflictions and iniquity? I honestly can't live my life this way guys.. I feel my mental well-being is very unstable right now. I just ask that God help remove these afflictions and help purify me. Please [[Bioshock\|why do you grow silent Father?]] I honestly don't know if God is even in my life at all. I don't sense his presence much. I don't have many signs from him. I don't feel him. I don't hear from him. I don't know where he has gone. I don't know what to do. I am so terribly upset right now and I have asked for forgiveness and read the bible and everything but I don't know. I just don't know where he is .\|xhayatox

			\|I have muscular dystrophy, arthritis in both knees, left hip and right shoulder, I also have a number of other problems but I praise God everyday for the blessings which he has poured out upon me.\|Yarddog

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	\|I do not hate, and you are in no position to judge me, heretic.\|Zealous Zeth		\|I do not hate, and you are in no position to judge me, heretic.\|Zealous Zeth

			\|I got mad today and told him off. Just tired of my prayers remaining unanswered. Wasting away my life, not having any guidance, not knowing where to go. It pains me so greatly. Then I also have some medical problems and I've been asking the Lord to please heal my afflictions.. How can I get him to truly listen? I am sorry that I got mad today the way I did but I am so mentally exhausted and fed up. It's like my faith has diminished greatly. Each night I pray and honestly wonder why I bother even trying because nothing changes. So what am I supposed to do guys? How can I bring myself close to God? So he may heal my afflictions and iniquity? I honestly can't live my life this way guys.. I feel my mental well-being is very unstable right now. I just ask that God help remove these afflictions and help purify me. Please [[Bioshock\|why do you grow silent Father?]] I honestly don't know if God is even in my life at all. I don't sense his presence much. I don't have many signs from him. I don't feel him. I don't hear from him. I don't know where he has gone. I don't know what to do. I am so terribly upset right now and I have asked for forgiveness and read the bible and everything but I don't know. I just don't know where he is .\|xhayatox

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	'''Zealous Zeth''' is a perpetually angry Swedish member formerly known as ScarletCrusader and, more recently, Sueci[[anus]]. Zeth carries the reputation as one of the most lulziest member of Christian Forums. The reason for this is because [[shit nobody cares about\| no one can take him seriously]]. He is a fairly prominent super-[[Catholic]] who has [[sex\|sexual]] fantasies about the [[Crusades]] and gets a [[penis\|boner]] every time he dreams about Crusades happening in the future. Has the complete mentality of someone from the Dark Ages or whatever time period in which the Crusades happened. Is a profound hypocrite with extremist views and firmly believes fundamentalists are exclusively Protestant, yet he is a living contradiction of that very notion. Believes that all Americans are stupid and lurks FSTDT more than he should. Mugabe is his great [[idol]] who is only "enforcing Godly principles on his people". Catholic priests trend to [[pedophile\|lick]] their lips when staring at Zeth's long blonde hair.		'''Zealous Zeth''' is a perpetually angry Swedish member formerly known as ScarletCrusader and, more recently, Sueci[[anus]]. Zeth carries the reputation as one of the most lulziest member of Christian Forums. The reason for this is because [[shit nobody cares about\| no one can take him seriously]]. He is a fairly prominent super-[[Catholic]] who has [[sex\|sexual]] fantasies about the [[Crusades]] and gets a [[penis\|boner]] every time he dreams about Crusades happening in the future. Has the complete mentality of someone from the Dark Ages or whatever time period in which the Crusades happened. Is a profound hypocrite with extremist views and firmly believes fundamentalists are exclusively Protestant, yet he is a living contradiction of that very notion. Believes that all Americans are stupid and lurks FSTDT more than he should. Mugabe is his great [[idol]] who is only "enforcing Godly principles on his people". Catholic priests trend to [[pedophile\|lick]] their lips when staring at Zeth's long blonde hair.

	'''GarryDW''' was once a proud Anglican and, despite more than overwhelming evidence, refused to accept the fact that his girlfriend at the time was blatantly cheating on him. [[lulz\|She then ended the relationship rather quickly]] after mysteriously finding the thread in question, sending our young Garry into a fit of emo-esque despair and self-loathing (more-so). He became a non-Christian straight afterwords, presumably because "God stole my girlfriend, I loved her, WHY DID YOU TAKE MY GIRL AWAY FROM ME BAWWWWWWWWW".		'''GarryDW''' was once a proud [[Anglican]] and, despite more than overwhelming evidence, refused to accept the fact that his girlfriend at the time was blatantly cheating on him. [[lulz\|She then ended the relationship rather quickly]] after mysteriously finding the thread in question, sending our young Garry into a fit of emo-esque despair and self-loathing (more-so). He became a non-Christian straight afterwords, presumably because "God stole my girlfriend, I loved her, WHY DID YOU TAKE MY GIRL AWAY FROM ME BAWWWWWWWWW".

	'''Tanakh''' carries three of the worst possible human traits known to man: he's an [[America\|American]], he's a Jew, and he's a fundie. He has openly declared violent war on homosexuals, and is more than willing to behead one on the sidewalk outside his house in the name of ancient Israel regardless of any spectators. He will not allow anyone who is a sinner to live, but fails to realize that this includes him and thus requires suicide on his part. Supports Old Testament (Jew name: Torah) punishments such as stoning, and is apparently prepared to play the part of vigilante and prosecute (read: execute) anyone he deems to be an affront to the Torah regardless of any consequences to himself and whether it is against the law or not. In other words, he's a wannabe cop that doesn't believe in second chances or letting the REAL COPS do their job. A perfect example of a non-Christian fundie.		'''Tanakh''' carries three of the worst possible human traits known to man: he's an [[America\|American]], he's a Jew, and he's a fundie. He has openly declared violent war on homosexuals, and is more than willing to behead one on the sidewalk outside his house in the name of ancient Israel regardless of any spectators. He will not allow anyone who is a sinner to live, but fails to realize that this includes him and thus requires suicide on his part. Supports Old Testament (Jew name: Torah) punishments such as stoning, and is apparently prepared to play the part of vigilante and prosecute (read: execute) anyone he deems to be an affront to the Torah regardless of any consequences to himself and whether it is against the law or not. In other words, he's a wannabe cop that doesn't believe in second chances or letting the REAL COPS do their job. A perfect example of a non-Christian fundie.