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Paul in the Mall at 17:50, 30 August 2025

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	Dont worry though, [[Pedophile\|~~Brian Spinney~~]] made great [[rap]] to tell the youth of today how great [[Jesus]] is!		Dont worry though, [[Pedophile\|Pastor Jim Colerick]] made great [[rap]] to tell the youth of today how great [[Jesus]] is!
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Paul in the Mall at 05:12, 14 June 2025

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Paul in the Mall at 05:08, 14 June 2025

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	<small>''This article relates to followers of the Christianity faith, click [[Christian (disambiguation)\|here]] for other uses of the word.</small>		<small>''This article relates to followers of the Christianity faith, click [[Christian (disambiguation)\|here]] for other uses of the word.</small>

	A '''Christian''' (also known as a [[Chris-Chan]]) is a special kind of zealous [[Yahweh]] [[fanboy]] or [[fangirl]]. Christians are unique in that they have a [[sexual]] obsession with a Jew-hating Jew who lived roughly 2000 years ago named [[Jesus Christ\|Hesus Cristi]]. They are well known for rejecting [[science]] in all its forms and [[ironically]], themselves serve as [[proof]] that there is no [[intelligent design]]. They believe there is a vast [[secular]] conspiracy to exterminate their ilk by ''not'' forcing kids to pray to their deity and {{ytlink\|PxmlJtDYy4s\|taking the word "God" off of coins}}. [[DO IT\|The next logical step would be to feed them all to lions]]. They will accuse [[you\|YOU]] of hating Jesus. [[why do you hate America?\|Why do you hate Jesus?]]		A '''Christian'''{{Christian}} (also known as a [[Chris-Chan]]) is a special kind of zealous [[Yahweh]] [[fanboy]] or [[fangirl]]. Christians are unique in that they have a [[sexual]] obsession with a Jew-hating Jew who lived roughly 2000 years ago named [[Jesus Christ\|Hesus Cristi]]. They are well known for rejecting [[science]] in all its forms and [[ironically]], themselves serve as [[proof]] that there is no [[intelligent design]]. They believe there is a vast [[secular]] conspiracy to exterminate their ilk by ''not'' forcing kids to pray to their deity and {{ytlink\|PxmlJtDYy4s\|taking the word "God" off of coins}}. [[DO IT\|The next logical step would be to feed them all to lions]]. They will accuse [[you\|YOU]] of hating Jesus. [[why do you hate America?\|Why do you hate Jesus?]]

	A typical Christian's MO in the universe from the day their are miserably conceived and thrust into this [[hell\|world]] is to seek out the most promising scientific mind possible and destroy it, to be replaced with their moronic blithering stubbornness.		A typical Christian's MO in the universe from the day their are miserably conceived and thrust into this [[hell\|world]] is to seek out the most promising scientific mind possible and destroy it, to be replaced with their moronic blithering stubbornness.

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Salvie: /* Christians and Jews */

2025-03-06T20:08:56Z

Christians and Jews

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	Most theorize that Christians are able to tolerate the Jews being in Israel because the only thing they hate moar than Jews are the [[Muslims]], turning the whole situation into a "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" sort of deal. Actually, that's an Arab proverb. Fuck [[Arabs]], and fuck that. It's probably just that they are confident that Jesus will return when the Temple of Solomon is rebuilt and kill all the Jews in a single swoop. So it's a small price to pay in the long run.		Most theorize that Christians are able to tolerate the Jews being in Israel because the only thing they hate moar than Jews are the [[Muslims]], turning the whole situation into a "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" sort of deal. Actually, that's an Arab proverb. Fuck [[Arabs]], and fuck that. It's probably just that they are confident that Jesus will return when the Temple of Solomon is rebuilt and kill all the Jews in a single swoop. So it's a small price to pay in the long run.

	Despite attempts of reconciliation, The [[Jews]] [https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2023/03/PF_2023.03.15_religion-favorability_00-08.png?w=640 actually still ~~hates Evangelical Christians~~] and [https://allisrael.com/newsmax-cites-tbn-s-the-rosenberg-report-in-a-segment-about-proposed-legislation-to-ban-christians-from-sharing-the-gospel-in-israel there is even an proposed legislation to ban Christians from sharing the Gospel in Israel], combined with the many discriminatory passages toward [[gentiles]] in the [[Talmud]], and historically the Jews hated [[Jesus]], you evangelical Christcucks got fucked when you made alliance with the [[Jews]] to be against [[Muslims]] for their Qur'an verses commanding to don't friend/allies with [[Jews]] and Christians, only for the Jews to betray and backstabs you up in turn!		Despite attempts of reconciliation, The [[Jews]] [https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2023/03/PF_2023.03.15_religion-favorability_00-08.png?w=640 actually still hate the BJC-sucking prots] and [https://allisrael.com/newsmax-cites-tbn-s-the-rosenberg-report-in-a-segment-about-proposed-legislation-to-ban-christians-from-sharing-the-gospel-in-israel there is even an proposed legislation to ban Christians from sharing the Gospel in Israel], combined with the many discriminatory passages toward [[gentiles]] in the [[Talmud]], and historically the Jews hated [[Jesus]], you evangelical Christcucks got fucked when you made alliance with the [[Jews]] to be against [[Muslims]] for their Qur'an verses commanding to don't friend/allies with [[Jews]] and Christians, only for the Jews to betray and backstabs you up in turn!

	{{quote\|The Panglossian idea that humans should surrender to bad things because they are "God's will" is at the heart of Christianity and Islam. (I don't think Judaism has the same fatalism.)\|Richard Stallman [http://stallman.org/archives/2012-jul-oct.html#26_October_2012_%28Gods_will%29]}}		{{quote\|The Panglossian idea that humans should surrender to bad things because they are "God's will" is at the heart of Christianity and Islam. (I don't think Judaism has the same fatalism.)\|Richard Stallman [http://stallman.org/archives/2012-jul-oct.html#26_October_2012_%28Gods_will%29]}}

Salvie: /* Christians and Jews */

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Christians and Jews

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	=== Christians and [[Jews]] ===		=== Christians and [[Jews]] ===
	Like all good human beings, Christians hate Jews.		Like all good human beings, Christians hate Jews. And even Scripture haz to support this, see John 8:44 and Revelation 3:9. Zer kikes are le synagogue of Soytan according to the True scripture.

	Since 1949, Christians (~~mostly Evangelicals~~ Protestants) have had a [[holocaust\|hell of a time]] trying reconcile their hatred of Jews with their bootlicking love to the State of [[Israel]].		Since 1949, Christians (Christians just for name, it's just Evangelical Protestants, aka Messianic Kikes) have had a [[holocaust\|hell of a time]] trying reconcile their hatred of Jews with their bootlicking love to the State of [[Israel]].

	Most theorize that Christians are able to tolerate the Jews being in Israel because the only thing they hate moar than Jews are the [[Muslims]], turning the whole situation into a "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" sort of deal. Actually, that's an Arab proverb. Fuck [[Arabs]], and fuck that. It's probably just that they are confident that Jesus will return when the Temple of Solomon is rebuilt and kill all the Jews in a single swoop. So it's a small price to pay in the long run.		Most theorize that Christians are able to tolerate the Jews being in Israel because the only thing they hate moar than Jews are the [[Muslims]], turning the whole situation into a "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" sort of deal. Actually, that's an Arab proverb. Fuck [[Arabs]], and fuck that. It's probably just that they are confident that Jesus will return when the Temple of Solomon is rebuilt and kill all the Jews in a single swoop. So it's a small price to pay in the long run.

Salvie: /* Eastern Orthodoxy */

2025-03-06T20:02:54Z

Eastern Orthodoxy

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	~~This denomination had its heyday during~~ the ~~Dark Ages~~ and ~~is basically just a Catholic spinoff~~. ~~Disregard that~~, ~~I suck cocks. Catholicism is a spinoff of eastern orthodoxy. See [http://en~~.~~wikipedia~~.~~org/wiki/East%E2%80%93West_Schism The Great Schism] for more info~~.		Orthobros say this is the true church of Christ, and the Rome zioniggers say it isn't and they're all schismatics. Is one right? Is the other right? We don't know, but most orthodox fathers are le based tradpilled larp racism soooo eermmm... it won?

	It has largely been wiped out by a combination of [[Turks]], [[Communism]], and the Catholic Church.		This denomination had its heyday during the Dark Ages and [[Bullshit\|is basically just a Catholic spinoff]].

			Disregard that, I suck cocks.

			Catholicism is a spinoff of Eastern Orthodoxy. See [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East%E2%80%93West_Schism The Great Schism] for more info.

			It has largely been wiped out by a combination of [[Turks\|Turkroaches]], [[Communism]], and the Catholic Church.

			Still remains the truest (so most jewish) church.

	=== Episcopalian ===		=== Episcopalian ===

Stoic Sigma 2: /* The Enemies of Christ */

2025-01-03T10:28:57Z

The Enemies of Christ

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	Most theorize that Christians are able to tolerate the Jews being in Israel because the only thing they hate moar than Jews are the [[Muslims]], turning the whole situation into a "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" sort of deal. Actually, that's an Arab proverb. Fuck [[Arabs]], and fuck that. It's probably just that they are confident that Jesus will return when the Temple of Solomon is rebuilt and kill all the Jews in a single swoop. So it's a small price to pay in the long run.		Most theorize that Christians are able to tolerate the Jews being in Israel because the only thing they hate moar than Jews are the [[Muslims]], turning the whole situation into a "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" sort of deal. Actually, that's an Arab proverb. Fuck [[Arabs]], and fuck that. It's probably just that they are confident that Jesus will return when the Temple of Solomon is rebuilt and kill all the Jews in a single swoop. So it's a small price to pay in the long run.

	Despite attempts of reconciliation, The [[Jews]] [https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2023/03/PF_2023.03.15_religion-favorability_00-08.png?w=640 actually still hates Evangelical Christians] and [https://allisrael.com/newsmax-cites-tbn-s-the-rosenberg-report-in-a-segment-about-proposed-legislation-to-ban-christians-from-sharing-the-gospel-in-israel there is even an proposed legislation to ban Christians from sharing the Gospel in Israel], combined with the many discriminatory passages toward [[gentiles]] in the Talmud, and historically the Jews hated [[Jesus]], you evangelical Christcucks got fucked when you made alliance with the [[Jews]] to be against [[Muslims]] for their Qur'an verses commanding to don't friend/allies with [[Jews]] and Christians, only for the Jews to betray and backstabs you up in turn!		Despite attempts of reconciliation, The [[Jews]] [https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2023/03/PF_2023.03.15_religion-favorability_00-08.png?w=640 actually still hates Evangelical Christians] and [https://allisrael.com/newsmax-cites-tbn-s-the-rosenberg-report-in-a-segment-about-proposed-legislation-to-ban-christians-from-sharing-the-gospel-in-israel there is even an proposed legislation to ban Christians from sharing the Gospel in Israel], combined with the many discriminatory passages toward [[gentiles]] in the [[Talmud]], and historically the Jews hated [[Jesus]], you evangelical Christcucks got fucked when you made alliance with the [[Jews]] to be against [[Muslims]] for their Qur'an verses commanding to don't friend/allies with [[Jews]] and Christians, only for the Jews to betray and backstabs you up in turn!

	{{quote\|The Panglossian idea that humans should surrender to bad things because they are "God's will" is at the heart of Christianity and Islam. (I don't think Judaism has the same fatalism.)\|Richard Stallman [http://stallman.org/archives/2012-jul-oct.html#26_October_2012_%28Gods_will%29]}}		{{quote\|The Panglossian idea that humans should surrender to bad things because they are "God's will" is at the heart of Christianity and Islam. (I don't think Judaism has the same fatalism.)\|Richard Stallman [http://stallman.org/archives/2012-jul-oct.html#26_October_2012_%28Gods_will%29]}}

Stoic Sigma 2: /* Episcopalian */

2024-11-07T05:56:25Z

Episcopalian

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	=== Episcopalian ===		=== Episcopalian ===

	Episcopalians just use Jesus as an excuse to drink [[alcohol]], which leads to all sorts of different interpretations of the Bible and which cocktail is right for which occasion.		[[Episcopalian\|Episcopalians]] just use Jesus as an excuse to drink [[alcohol]], which leads to all sorts of different interpretations of the Bible and which cocktail is right for which occasion.

	Most of the other traits of the other Christian groups are not found with the Episcopalians since Episcopalians are typically not sober and have real shit to worry about. Episcopalians typically believe in evolution, sex, drinking, and all the other good fun shit the other Christians hate. This is because most Episcopalians are normal people who just want to make it look like they do the whole go to church thing since it looks good when they are trying to get a job or pick up women.		Most of the other traits of the other Christian groups are not found with the Episcopalians since Episcopalians are typically not sober and have real shit to worry about. Episcopalians typically believe in evolution, sex, drinking, and all the other good fun shit the other Christians hate. This is because most Episcopalians are normal people who just want to make it look like they do the whole go to church thing since it looks good when they are trying to get a job or pick up women.

Stooge at 06:54, 8 August 2024

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	<small>''This article relates to followers of the Christianity faith, click [[Christian (disambiguation)\|here]] for other uses of the word.</small>		<small>''This article relates to followers of the Christianity faith, click [[Christian (disambiguation)\|here]] for other uses of the word.</small>

	A '''Christian''' (also known as a [[Chris-Chan]]) is a special kind of zealous [[Yahweh]] [[fanboy]] or [[fangirl]]. Christians are unique in that they have a [[sexual]] obsession with a Jew-hating Jew who lived roughly 2000 years ago named [[Jesus Christ\|Hesus Cristi]]. They are well known for rejecting [[science]] in all its forms and [[ironically]], themselves serve as [[proof]] that there is no [[intelligent design]]. They believe there is a vast [[secular]] conspiracy to exterminate their ilk by ''not'' forcing kids to pray to their deity and {{ytlink\|PxmlJtDYy4s\|taking the word "God" off of coins}}. [[DO IT\|The next logical step would be to feed them all to lions]]. They will accuse [[you\|YOU]] of hating Jesus. [[why do you hate America?\|Why do you hate Jesus?]]		A '''Christian'''{{Christian}} (also known as a [[Chris-Chan]]) is a special kind of zealous [[Yahweh]] [[fanboy]] or [[fangirl]]. Christians are unique in that they have a [[sexual]] obsession with a Jew-hating Jew who lived roughly 2000 years ago named [[Jesus Christ\|Hesus Cristi]]. They are well known for rejecting [[science]] in all its forms and [[ironically]], themselves serve as [[proof]] that there is no [[intelligent design]]. They believe there is a vast [[secular]] conspiracy to exterminate their ilk by ''not'' forcing kids to pray to their deity and {{ytlink\|PxmlJtDYy4s\|taking the word "God" off of coins}}. [[DO IT\|The next logical step would be to feed them all to lions]]. They will accuse [[you\|YOU]] of hating Jesus. [[why do you hate America?\|Why do you hate Jesus?]]

	A typical Christian's MO in the universe from the day their are miserably conceived and thrust into this [[hell\|world]] is to seek out the most promising scientific mind possible and destroy it, to be replaced with their moronic blithering stubbornness.		A typical Christian's MO in the universe from the day their are miserably conceived and thrust into this [[hell\|world]] is to seek out the most promising scientific mind possible and destroy it, to be replaced with their moronic blithering stubbornness.