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	[[Image:Howdoitooksteroids.jpg\|thumb\|How do i killed family?]]		[[Image:Howdoitooksteroids.jpg\|thumb\|How do i killed family?]]

	'''Chris Benoit''' (Toothless "Roid Rage" Wolverine) was a messiah-type [[wrestling\|wrestler]] and a spicy slice of [[Canada\|Canadian Bacon]]. All wrestling fans [[erection\|got hard]] for him the instant his name was mentioned and worshiped him as a [[God]]. Although many liken Chris to being [[an hero \| an hero]] for fucking up so many people and being an icon for socially inept nerds who worship Canadians as their superiors, it's really the same thing as paying someone for giving a [[hooker\|mean blowjob]]. He became [[an hero]] on June 25th, 2007, leading to much uproar, sadness, and despair as [[at least 100\|many thousands]] of smart marks discovered that their God of Wrestling was not only dead, but also a baby killer. Finally, someone raided this ~~[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=~~2409079362 facebook]. It should be noted that Benoit brings the total of pro wrestlers that died in the year [[2007]] to [[at least 100\|around 114]].		'''Chris Benoit''' (Toothless "Roid Rage" Wolverine) was a messiah-type [[wrestling\|wrestler]] and a spicy slice of [[Canada\|Canadian Bacon]]. All wrestling fans [[erection\|got hard]] for him the instant his name was mentioned and worshiped him as a [[God]]. Although many liken Chris to being [[an hero \| an hero]] for fucking up so many people and being an icon for socially inept nerds who worship Canadians as their superiors, it's really the same thing as paying someone for giving a [[hooker\|mean blowjob]]. He became [[an hero]] on June 25th, 2007, leading to much uproar, sadness, and despair as [[at least 100\|many thousands]] of smart marks discovered that their God of Wrestling was not only dead, but also a baby killer. Finally, someone raided this {{fbgroup\|2409079362\|facebook}}. It should be noted that Benoit brings the total of pro wrestlers that died in the year [[2007]] to [[at least 100\|around 114]].

	==The man, the myth, the legend==		==The man, the myth, the legend==
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	===Signs of a killer===		===Signs of a killer===
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	In 1994, during a match on [[WWE\|ECW]], he wrassled and nearly killed his opponent, [[indian\|Suicidal Sabu]], by dropping him on his head and [[LOL\|breaking his neck.]] Although it looks [[death\|fatal]], [[kill it with fire\|Sabu is not one that can be killed by breaking his neck.]] In fact, the next night. Sabu wrestled an old [[fag\|man]] in a ring that was covered in barbed wires and literally [[emo\|cut himself]] to near [[an hero\|death]]. Seeing his plan to kill Sabu fail, Benoit went in a [[insane\|maniacal rage]] that he took out on himself by injecting steroids into his [[buttsecks\|ass]] and from that point on... [[lolcow\|He was on a mission to kill everyone that looked at him funny.]]		In 1994, during a match on [[WWE\|ECW]], he wrassled and nearly killed his opponent, [[indian\|Suicidal Sabu]], by dropping him on his head and [[LOL\|breaking his neck.]] Although it looks [[death\|fatal]], [[kill it with fire\|Sabu is not one that can be killed by breaking his neck.]] In fact, the next night. Sabu wrestled an old [[fag\|man]] in a ring that was covered in barbed wires and literally [[emo\|cut himself]] to near [[an hero\|death]]. Seeing his plan to kill Sabu fail, Benoit went in a [[insane\|maniacal rage]] that he took out on himself by injecting steroids into his [[buttsecks\|ass]] and from that point on... [[lolcow\|He was on a mission to kill everyone that looked at him funny.]]
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	===A Dramatic Renactment===		===A Dramatic Renactment===
	[[Image:Lolstrangle.jpg\|thumb\|Actual crime scene photograph of the incident.]]		[[Image:Lolstrangle.jpg\|thumb\|Actual crime scene photograph of the incident.]]
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	== Chris "The Rassling Ripper" Benoit, serial killer? ==		== Chris "The Rassling Ripper" Benoit, serial killer? ==
	[[Image:Benoit.gif\|thumb\|Chris loves the children]]		[[Image:Benoit.gif\|thumb\|Chris loves the children]]
	[[Image:Benoit simpsons.jpg\|thumb\|Benoit wears his favorite Simpsons t-shirt.]]		[[Image:Benoit simpsons.jpg\|thumb\|Benoit wears his favorite Simpsons t-shirt.]]
	Benoit has shown signs of being a cold blooded murder in ~~a interview with Brett Hoffman on WWE.com~~		Benoit has shown signs of being a cold blooded murder in an {{wayback\|http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/archive/snebenoit\|20070530044610\|title=interview with Brett Hoffman on WWE.com concerning his thoughts on the movie See No Evil.}} According to officials, Nancy was bound at the wrists and feet, with a towel wrapped around her body, and blood was found underneath her head. A [[Bible\|Spiderman comic book]] was also reportedly found near each one of the bodies leading [[the man\|investigators]] to believe that Benoit was mildly retarded and may have [[downs syndrome]]. Police have also confirmed that [[over nine thousand]] prescription drugs and steroids were found inside the house, and that Benoit was found hanging in a weight room in his house. Cops say that he used a cord from one of his workout machines as a makeshift noose, while a hood was over his head and his hand superglued to his dick for comic effect.
	~~concerning his thoughts on the movie See No Evil.'''~~{{wayback\|http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/archive/snebenoit\|20070530044610\|title=~~[2]~~}}~~'''~~ According to officials, Nancy was bound at the wrists and feet, with a towel wrapped around her body, and blood was found underneath her head. A [[Bible\|Spiderman comic book]] was also reportedly found near each one of the bodies leading [[the man\|investigators]] to believe that Benoit was mildly retarded and may have [[downs syndrome]]. Police have also confirmed that [[over nine thousand]] prescription drugs and steroids were found inside the house, and that Benoit was found hanging in a weight room in his house. Cops say that he used a cord from one of his workout machines as a makeshift noose, while a hood was over his head and his hand superglued to his dick for comic effect.

	As of late, it has come to light that the murder of his slut and retarded son were not his first killings. Benoit has been slowly killing his friends and co-workers for a number of years and disguising the crimes to [[Metal_Gear_Solid\|make them seem like it was heart attacks]] and O.D.'s, etc, this only came to light when an investigation by a Private Dick/Mick Hucknall look-a-like called Dave Shing uncovered a correlation between Benoits matches and the discovery of bodies.		As of late, it has come to light that the murder of his slut and retarded son were not his first killings. Benoit has been slowly killing his friends and co-workers for a number of years and disguising the crimes to [[Metal_Gear_Solid\|make them seem like it was heart attacks]] and O.D.'s, etc, this only came to light when an investigation by a Private Dick/Mick Hucknall look-a-like called Dave Shing uncovered a correlation between Benoits matches and the discovery of bodies.
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	After their 3-hour show of crying into their [[hugbox]] and saying how Chris is in heaven now ('cuz homicidal/suicidal maniacs get 1st-class seats in heaven, [[amirite]]?) immediately started to plan how they could exploit his death for [[moar]] [[money\|monies]]. However it was during this scammin' that they actually realized what Benoit had done. WWE immediately gave up caring about Benoit and proceeded to [[delete fucking everything]] related to Chris Benoit on the website except for the headlines, which were now generating lulz instead of tears.		After their 3-hour show of crying into their [[hugbox]] and saying how Chris is in heaven now ('cuz homicidal/suicidal maniacs get 1st-class seats in heaven, [[amirite]]?) immediately started to plan how they could exploit his death for [[moar]] [[money\|monies]]. However it was during this scammin' that they actually realized what Benoit had done. WWE immediately gave up caring about Benoit and proceeded to [[delete fucking everything]] related to Chris Benoit on the website except for the headlines, which were now generating lulz instead of tears.

	When WWE saw the police press conference they were quick to whine and bitch that Benoit's [[Virginia Tech massacre\|fun-spree]] was not the result of 'roid rage with a list of [[lies\|carefully explained criticisms]] of the ~~press release from the Atlanta Police '''~~{{wayback\|http://www.prowrestling.com/article/news/5009\|20100220143640\|title=~~[3]~~}}~~'''~~, like a [[fanboy]] who reads a bad magazine review of a game and then cries to the whole world how they know nothing about games, despite being professionals of their job and him being a [[13-year-old boy\|13 year-old fag]]. It is most likely this is Vince's way of making people avoid investigating the drugs in case they find out that he was the one who gave Benoit the steroids, syringe, electrical tape, bibles, towel and noose, all [[for the lulz]].		When WWE saw the police press conference they were quick to whine and bitch that Benoit's [[Virginia Tech massacre\|fun-spree]] was not the result of 'roid rage with a list of [[lies\|carefully explained criticisms]] of the {{wayback\|http://www.prowrestling.com/article/news/5009\|20100220143640\|title=press release from the Atlanta Police}}, like a [[fanboy]] who reads a bad magazine review of a game and then cries to the whole world how they know nothing about games, despite being professionals of their job and him being a [[13-year-old boy\|13 year-old fag]]. It is most likely this is Vince's way of making people avoid investigating the drugs in case they find out that he was the one who gave Benoit the steroids, syringe, electrical tape, bibles, towel and noose, all [[for the lulz]].

	===Why the WWE is fucked===		===Why the WWE is fucked===
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	===TOW Accomplice to Murder===		===TOW Accomplice to Murder===
	[[Image:Beniot.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[This looks shopped\|not photoshopped]], Benoit had wiki-precog]]		[[Image:Beniot.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[This looks shopped\|not photoshopped]], Benoit had wiki-precog]]
	According to '''{{archive\|kT9M\|Faux News}}''', some retard posted about the wife's death on Wikipedia 18 hours before the cops actually found the bodies. The IP address that [~~http~~://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Chris_Benoit&diff=next&oldid=140425583 the edit] was made from traces back to Stamford, Connecticut, which is where WWE headquarters just happens to be located. That's some fuckin' coincidence, [[amirite]]?		According to '''{{archive\|kT9M\|Faux News}}''', some retard posted about the wife's death on Wikipedia 18 hours before the cops actually found the bodies. The IP address that [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Chris_Benoit&diff=next&oldid=140425583 the edit] was made from traces back to Stamford, Connecticut, which is where WWE headquarters just happens to be located. That's some fuckin' coincidence, [[amirite]]?

	It is interesting to note that a WP editor tried to discuss Benoit's death, on the talk page for Benoit's [[TOW]] article, but ~~[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/~~User:Moe_Epsilon some cocksucking faggot asshole] said it wasn't relevant to the article (lol, wut?) and [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG\|baleeted the whole discussion]].		It is interesting to note that a WP editor tried to discuss Benoit's death, on the talk page for Benoit's [[TOW]] article, but '''{{wikilink\|User:Moe_Epsilon\|some cocksucking faggot asshole}}''' said it wasn't relevant to the article (lol, wut?) and [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG\|baleeted the whole discussion]].

	Since even a [[wikipedo]] like Moe can't be that fucking stupid, we're only left to conclude that Wikipedia is an accomplice to the murder and was trying to cover the whole thing up. It all makes sense. [[TOW]] DID CHRIS BENOIT'S WIFE AND SON, AMIRITE? [~~http~~://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk%3AChris_Benoit&diff=140727604&oldid=140724093 Read moar] for great justice.		Since even a [[wikipedo]] like Moe can't be that fucking stupid, we're only left to conclude that Wikipedia is an accomplice to the murder and was trying to cover the whole thing up. It all makes sense. [[TOW]] DID CHRIS BENOIT'S WIFE AND SON, AMIRITE? [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk%3AChris_Benoit&diff=140727604&oldid=140724093 Read moar] for great justice.

	===Moar evidence===		===Moar evidence===
	In December 2007, WWE.com challenged [[fans]] to vote for the greatest RAW match of all time. The "official" winner was Shawn Michaels vs John Cena in an hour long match, but the ACTUAL winner according to votes was this ~~[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~UNKHiZQ7NXQ WWF match from June 2001] with Chris Benoit.		In December 2007, WWE.com challenged [[fans]] to vote for the greatest RAW match of all time. The "official" winner was Shawn Michaels vs John Cena in an hour long match, but the ACTUAL winner according to votes was this {{ytlink\|UNKHiZQ7NXQ\|WWF match from June 2001}} with Chris Benoit.

	This is further proof that:		This is further proof that:
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	Image:Benoitsmidget.jpg\|'''benoitsmidget''': epic [[fangirl]] currently grieving over a child killer. '''{{archive\|Tb7g\|~~[1]~~}}'''		Image:Benoitsmidget.jpg\|'''benoitsmidget''': epic [[fangirl]] currently grieving over a child killer. '''{{archive\|Tb7g\|}}'''
	Image:Benoit_midget_troll.png\|Benoit's midget being trolled		Image:Benoit_midget_troll.png\|Benoit's midget being trolled
	Image:Justified.jpg\|There you have it, it's inappropriate to make fun of a child-killer if he entertained people as a steroid-addicted wrestler.		Image:Justified.jpg\|There you have it, it's inappropriate to make fun of a child-killer if he entertained people as a steroid-addicted wrestler.
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	==Video==		==Video==
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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*~~[http://www.lethalwrestling.com/news/fullnews.php?id=224~~ The Life & Death of Chris Benoit]		*'''{{archive\|ctmPn\|The Life & Death of Chris Benoit}}'''
	*~~[http://www.mypleasure.com/education/sex-toy-guide/dildo_beads.asp~~ The truth about Benoit's balls]		*'''{{archive\|peBLW\|The truth about Benoit's balls}}'''
	*[http://www.hrisbenpit.piczo.com Hris Benpit Tribute Website]		*<s>[http://www.hrisbenpit.piczo.com Hris Benpit Tribute Website]</s> (dead)
	*~~[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~az23oO1mUtQ DANIEL BENOIT IS ALIVE! HELP US SAVE THIS KID!]		*{{ytlink\|az23oO1mUtQ\|DANIEL BENOIT IS ALIVE! HELP US SAVE THIS KID!}}
	*~~[http://www.youtube.com/user/~~ChrisBenoit4evar Some very disturbed fans youtube tribute page]		*{{yt\|ChrisBenoit4evar\|Some very disturbed fans youtube tribute page}}

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	*Chris Can[[dildo \|dido]] 34 2003 Accident (blood clot during surgery after Benoit accident)		*Chris Can[[dildo \|dido]] 34 2003 Accident (blood clot during surgery after Benoit accident)
	*Crash Holly (Michael Lockwood) 33 2003 Overdose (Benoit pissed in his mouth causing him to drown)		*Crash Holly (Michael Lockwood) 33 2003 Overdose (Benoit pissed in his mouth causing him to drown)
	*Curt Hennig 44 2003 Overdose (on coke + roids)		*Curt Hennig 44 2003 Overdose (on coke + roids provided by Benoit)
	*Danny Johnson 49 2003 Unknown (We all know it was Benoit with the candlestick)		*Danny Johnson 49 2003 Unknown (We all know it was Benoit with the candlestick)
	*Dick Murdoch 49 1995 Heart attack (Benoit did it)		*Dick Murdoch 49 1995 Heart attack (Benoit did it)
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	*[[ You're a bird \|Hawk]] (Michael Hegstrand) 44 2003 Heart attack (likely drug related, Benoit's fault)		*[[ You're a bird \|Hawk]] (Michael Hegstrand) 44 2003 Heart attack (likely drug related, Benoit's fault)
	*Hercules (Ray Fernandez) 44 2003 Heart attack (Benoit made him do it)		*Hercules (Ray Fernandez) 44 2003 Heart attack (Benoit made him do it)
	*Jeep Swenson (Robert Swenson) 40 1997 Heart attack		*Jeep Swenson (Robert Swenson) 40 1997 Heart attack (Benoit attacked his heart)
	*Jerry Blackwell 45 1995 Disease (pneumonia, caused by Benoit)		*Jerry Blackwell 45 1995 Disease (pneumonia, caused by Benoit)
	*Joey Maggs (Jospeh Magliano) 37 2006 Unknown (But we know Benoit did it)		*Joey Maggs (Jospeh Magliano) 37 2006 Unknown (But we know Benoit did it)
	*John Kronus 38 2007 Awaiting toxicology		*John Kronus 38 2007 Awaiting toxicology (being done by Benoit)
	*John Studd (John Minton) 46 1995 Disease (<s>Hodgkins</s> Benoit)		*John Studd (John Minton) 46 1995 Disease (<s>Hodgkins</s> Benoit)
	*Johnny Grunge (Mike Durham) 39 2006 Disease (sleep apnea, possibly worsened by drug use, and Benoit)		*Johnny Grunge (Mike Durham) 39 2006 Disease (sleep apnea, possibly worsened by drug use, and Benoit)
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	*Kerry Von Erich (Kerry Adkisson) 33 1993 Suicide (Benoit made it happen)		*Kerry Von Erich (Kerry Adkisson) 33 1993 Suicide (Benoit made it happen)
	*Larry Cameron 41 1993 Heart attack (Benoit responsible)		*Larry Cameron 41 1993 Heart attack (Benoit responsible)
	*Leroy Brown (Roland Daniels) 37 1994 Heart attack		*Leroy Brown (Roland Daniels) 37 1994 Heart attack (Caused by the Benoit disease)
	*Louie Spicolli (Louis Mucciolo) 27 1998 Overdosed on Benoit		*Louie Spicolli (Louis Mucciolo) 27 1998 Overdosed on Benoit
	*Mike Awesome (Mike Alphonso) 42 2007 Suicide (Benoit promised him cake if he killed himself)		*Mike Awesome (Mike Alphonso) 42 2007 Suicide (Benoit promised him cake if he killed himself)
	*Mike Davis 45 2001 Heart attack		*Mike Davis 45 2001 Heart attack (HOLY SHIT, Benoit sure causes a lot of heart attacks)
	*Mike Lozanski 35 2003 Heart attack		*Mike Lozanski 35 2003 Heart attack (Benoit, in the library, with a heart attack)
	*Mitch Snow [[???? \|?]] 2000 Suicide		*Mitch Snow [[???? \|?]] 2000 Suicide (Jealous of Benoit)
	*Owen Hart 34 1999 Accident (ring entrance, was supposed to descend from the rafters on a cable but Benoit cut the cable and would later use it for his Bowflex machine)		*Owen Hart 34 1999 Accident (ring entrance, was supposed to descend from the rafters on a cable but Benoit cut the cable and would later use it for his Bowflex machine)
	*Pitbull 2 (Anthony Durante) 36 2003 <s>Overdose</s> Underdosed on Benoit		*Pitbull 2 (Anthony Durante) 36 2003 <s>Overdose</s> Underdosed on Benoit
	*Ray Candy 37 1994 Heart attack		*Ray Candy 37 1994 Heart attack (Now known as a "Benoit attack")
	*Renegade (Richard Wilson) 33 1999 Suicide after realizing he wasn't Benoit		*Renegade (Richard Wilson) 33 1999 Suicide after realizing he wasn't Benoit
	*Ravishing Rick Rude 40 1999 Heart attack (drug related)		*Ravishing Rick Rude 40 1999 Heart attack (drug related, and Benoit)
	*Rhonda Singh (Peggy Simpson) 40 2001 Overdose on not being Benoit		*Rhonda Singh (Peggy Simpson) 40 2001 Overdose on not being Benoit
	*Rocco Rock (Ted Petty) 49 2002 Heart attack		*Rocco Rock (Ted Petty) 49 2002 Heart attack (Benoit attack)
	*Scott Hall 63 2022 Benoit broke his hip and gave him a blood clot and 3 heart attacks		*Scott Hall 63 2022 Benoit broke his hip and gave him a blood clot and 3 heart attacks
	*Scott Irwin 35 1987 Disease (Brain tumor named Benoit)		*Scott Irwin 35 1987 Disease (Brain tumor named Benoit)
	*Sherri Martel 49 2007 Unknown		*Sherri Martel 49 2007 Unknown (Unknown how Benoit did it)
	*Terry Gordy 40 2001 Heart attack		*Terry Gordy 40 2001 <s>Heart</s> Benoit attack
	*The Wall (Jerry Tuite) 35 2003 Heart attack		*The Wall (Jerry Tuite) 35 2003 <s>Heart</s> Benoit attack, again.
	*Troy Graham 47 2002 Heart attack		*Troy Graham 47 2002 <s>Heart attack</s> Holy shit do these idiots ever figure out how to take care of themselves? Oh yea, Benoit did it.
	*Vivian Vachon 40 1991 ~~Accident~~ (~~car~~)		*Vivian Vachon 40 1991 Car accident (Trying to drive like Benoit)
	*[[Obesity \|Yokozuna]] (Rodney Anoia) 34 2000 Heart attack (genetic defect caused by Benoit)		*[[Obesity \|Yokozuna]] (Rodney Anoia) 34 2000 Heart attack (genetic defect caused by Benoit)
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	Benoit has shown signs of being a cold blooded murder in a interview with Brett Hoffman on WWE.com		Benoit has shown signs of being a cold blooded murder in a interview with Brett Hoffman on WWE.com
	concerning his thoughts on the movie See No Evil.[http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/archive/snebenoit] According to officials, Nancy was bound at the wrists and feet, with a towel wrapped around her body, and blood was found underneath her head. A [[Bible\|Spiderman comic book]] was also reportedly found near each one of the bodies leading [[the man\|investigators]] to believe that Benoit was mildly retarded and may have [[downs syndrome]]. Police have also confirmed that [[over nine thousand]] prescription drugs and steroids were found inside the house, and that Benoit was found hanging in a weight room in his house. Cops say that he used a cord from one of his workout machines as a makeshift noose, while a hood was over his head and his hand superglued to his dick for comic effect.		concerning his thoughts on the movie See No Evil.'''{{wayback\|http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/archive/snebenoit\|20070530044610\|title=[2]}}''' According to officials, Nancy was bound at the wrists and feet, with a towel wrapped around her body, and blood was found underneath her head. A [[Bible\|Spiderman comic book]] was also reportedly found near each one of the bodies leading [[the man\|investigators]] to believe that Benoit was mildly retarded and may have [[downs syndrome]]. Police have also confirmed that [[over nine thousand]] prescription drugs and steroids were found inside the house, and that Benoit was found hanging in a weight room in his house. Cops say that he used a cord from one of his workout machines as a makeshift noose, while a hood was over his head and his hand superglued to his dick for comic effect.

	As of late, it has come to light that the murder of his slut and retarded son were not his first killings. Benoit has been slowly killing his friends and co-workers for a number of years and disguising the crimes to [[Metal_Gear_Solid\|make them seem like it was heart attacks]] and O.D.'s, etc, this only came to light when an investigation by a Private Dick/Mick Hucknall look-a-like called Dave Shing uncovered a correlation between Benoits matches and the discovery of bodies.		As of late, it has come to light that the murder of his slut and retarded son were not his first killings. Benoit has been slowly killing his friends and co-workers for a number of years and disguising the crimes to [[Metal_Gear_Solid\|make them seem like it was heart attacks]] and O.D.'s, etc, this only came to light when an investigation by a Private Dick/Mick Hucknall look-a-like called Dave Shing uncovered a correlation between Benoits matches and the discovery of bodies.
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	After their 3-hour show of crying into their [[hugbox]] and saying how Chris is in heaven now ('cuz homicidal/suicidal maniacs get 1st-class seats in heaven, [[amirite]]?) immediately started to plan how they could exploit his death for [[moar]] [[money\|monies]]. However it was during this scammin' that they actually realized what Benoit had done. WWE immediately gave up caring about Benoit and proceeded to [[delete fucking everything]] related to Chris Benoit on the website except for the headlines, which were now generating lulz instead of tears.		After their 3-hour show of crying into their [[hugbox]] and saying how Chris is in heaven now ('cuz homicidal/suicidal maniacs get 1st-class seats in heaven, [[amirite]]?) immediately started to plan how they could exploit his death for [[moar]] [[money\|monies]]. However it was during this scammin' that they actually realized what Benoit had done. WWE immediately gave up caring about Benoit and proceeded to [[delete fucking everything]] related to Chris Benoit on the website except for the headlines, which were now generating lulz instead of tears.

	When WWE saw the police press conference they were quick to whine and bitch that Benoit's [[Virginia Tech massacre\|fun-spree]] was not the result of 'roid rage with a list of [[lies\|carefully explained criticisms]] of the press release from the Atlanta Police [http://www.prowrestling.com/article/news/5009], like a [[fanboy]] who reads a bad magazine review of a game and then cries to the whole world how they know nothing about games, despite being professionals of their job and him being a [[13-year-old boy\|13 year-old fag]]. It is most likely this is Vince's way of making people avoid investigating the drugs in case they find out that he was the one who gave Benoit the steroids, syringe, electrical tape, bibles, towel and noose, all [[for the lulz]].		When WWE saw the police press conference they were quick to whine and bitch that Benoit's [[Virginia Tech massacre\|fun-spree]] was not the result of 'roid rage with a list of [[lies\|carefully explained criticisms]] of the press release from the Atlanta Police '''{{wayback\|http://www.prowrestling.com/article/news/5009\|20100220143640\|title=[3]}}''', like a [[fanboy]] who reads a bad magazine review of a game and then cries to the whole world how they know nothing about games, despite being professionals of their job and him being a [[13-year-old boy\|13 year-old fag]]. It is most likely this is Vince's way of making people avoid investigating the drugs in case they find out that he was the one who gave Benoit the steroids, syringe, electrical tape, bibles, towel and noose, all [[for the lulz]].

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	===TOW Accomplice to Murder===		===TOW Accomplice to Murder===
	[[Image:Beniot.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[This looks shopped\|not photoshopped]], Benoit had wiki-precog]]		[[Image:Beniot.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[This looks shopped\|not photoshopped]], Benoit had wiki-precog]]
	According to ~~[http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,287194,00.html~~ Faux News], some retard posted about the wife's death on Wikipedia 18 hours before the cops actually found the bodies. The IP address that [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Chris_Benoit&diff=next&oldid=140425583 the edit] was made from traces back to Stamford, Connecticut, which is where WWE headquarters just happens to be located. That's some fuckin' coincidence, [[amirite]]?		According to '''{{archive\|kT9M\|Faux News}}''', some retard posted about the wife's death on Wikipedia 18 hours before the cops actually found the bodies. The IP address that [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Chris_Benoit&diff=next&oldid=140425583 the edit] was made from traces back to Stamford, Connecticut, which is where WWE headquarters just happens to be located. That's some fuckin' coincidence, [[amirite]]?

	It is interesting to note that a WP editor tried to discuss Benoit's death, on the talk page for Benoit's [[TOW]] article, but [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Moe_Epsilon some cocksucking faggot asshole] said it wasn't relevant to the article (lol, wut?) and [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG\|baleeted the whole discussion]].		It is interesting to note that a WP editor tried to discuss Benoit's death, on the talk page for Benoit's [[TOW]] article, but [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Moe_Epsilon some cocksucking faggot asshole] said it wasn't relevant to the article (lol, wut?) and [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG\|baleeted the whole discussion]].
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	Image:Benoitsmidget.jpg\|'''benoitsmidget''': epic [[fangirl]] currently grieving over a child killer. [~~http://www.myspace.com/benoitsmidget~~]		Image:Benoitsmidget.jpg\|'''benoitsmidget''': epic [[fangirl]] currently grieving over a child killer. '''{{archive\|Tb7g\|[1]}}'''
	Image:Benoit_midget_troll.png\|Benoit's midget being trolled		Image:Benoit_midget_troll.png\|Benoit's midget being trolled
	Image:Justified.jpg\|There you have it, it's inappropriate to make fun of a child-killer if he entertained people as a steroid-addicted wrestler.		Image:Justified.jpg\|There you have it, it's inappropriate to make fun of a child-killer if he entertained people as a steroid-addicted wrestler.