Cheeseburger Josh - Revision history

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	'''Cheeseburger Josh''', powerword Joshua "Ace" Moll, a [[fat]], wanna-be [[Douche_bag\|UFC fighter]], just wanted a [[I Can Has Cheezburger?\|fucking cheeseburger]].		'''Cheeseburger Josh''', powerword Joshua "Ace" Moll, a [[fat]], wanna-be [[Douche_bag\|UFC fighter]], just wanted a [[I Can Has Cheezburger?\|fucking cheeseburger]].

	What he got instead was [[raped\|grappled]] into submission at an Austin, Texas Whataburger restaurant by one [[Beard\|Joseph Guichebarou]], who already had his fucking cheeseburger and simply wanted to be left alone with his beard and his thoughts to enjoy his meal. Incredibly, this beating actually occurred despite the fact that Josh was protected by ~~the~~ the soul crushing power of an authentic [[Hot Topic\|TapouT]] shirt, which we ''all'' know immediately brands him an A-1 certified BADASS MOTHERFUCKER and virtually indestructible, thus rendering any real exercise or formal training completely irrelevant.		What he got instead was [[raped\|grappled]] into submission at an Austin, Texas Whataburger restaurant by one [[Beard\|Joseph Guichebarou]], who already had his fucking cheeseburger and simply wanted to be left alone with his beard and his thoughts to enjoy his meal. Incredibly, this beating actually occurred despite the fact that Josh was protected by the soul crushing power of an authentic [[Hot Topic\|TapouT]] shirt, which we ''all'' know immediately brands him an A-1 certified BADASS MOTHERFUCKER and virtually indestructible, thus rendering any real exercise or formal training completely irrelevant.

	{{center\|<youtube>ZAzYM3YNPEo</youtube>}}		{{center\|<youtube>ZAzYM3YNPEo</youtube>}}

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	[[~~File~~:~~Cheeseburger Josh 2010~~.jpg\|thumb\|~~Pwned~~]]		[[image:ChallengerJosh3.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A challenger appears]]
	[[~~File~~:~~Joe Guichebarou~~.jpg\|thumb\|~~WINNAR!1~~]]		[[image:Doingitwrongjosh.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Cheeseburger. You're DOING IT WRONG.]]
			[[image:HamburgerJosh.jpg\|thumb\|right\|''Flawless'' victory]]

	{{quote\|[[I drink your milkshake\|fuck you and your cheeseburger, motherfucker. I will beat you all over those french fries boi!!!]]\|Cheeseburger Josh}}		{{quote\|[[I drink your milkshake\|fuck you and your cheeseburger, motherfucker. I will beat you all over those french fries boi!!!]]\|Cheeseburger Josh}}

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	{{center\|<youtube>ZAzYM3YNPEo</youtube>}}		{{center\|<youtube>ZAzYM3YNPEo</youtube>}}

			[[File:Cheeseburger Josh 2010.jpg\|thumb\|Pwned]]
			[[File:Joe Guichebarou.jpg\|thumb\|WINNAR!1]]
	[[File:Cheeseburger Josh 2007.jpg\|thumb\|Josh in 2007]]		[[File:Cheeseburger Josh 2007.jpg\|thumb\|Josh in 2007]]
	[[File:Cheeseburger Josh asscap.jpg\|thumb\|Josh in 2010]]		[[File:Cheeseburger Josh asscap.jpg\|thumb\|Josh in 2010]]

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	[[File:Cheeseburger Josh 2007.jpg\|thumb\|Josh in 2007]]		[[File:Cheeseburger Josh 2007.jpg\|thumb\|Josh in 2007]]
			[[File:Cheeseburger Josh asscap.jpg\|thumb\|Josh in 2010]]
	The proverbial cherry on top of this [[Stupid\|EPIC]] encounter, however, was NOT that our much [[Man_boobs\|larger]] and [[Drunk\|powerful]] protagonist was soundly defeated...[[Oh_noes\|OH NO]]...He was also immediately [[sharking\|depantsed]], revealing his decision that today would be an underwear optional day; the end results of which were that all were exposed to the horrific sight of his pale, flabby, disgusting asscheeks, and Josh's melancholy realization that being a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER was ''inversely'' proportional to time spent wearing sandals, getting dry-humped by some guy, flopping around helplessly while half-naked on a dirty floorwhile drunk, and getting laughed at by niggers.		The proverbial cherry on top of this [[Stupid\|EPIC]] encounter, however, was NOT that our much [[Man_boobs\|larger]] and [[Drunk\|powerful]] protagonist was soundly defeated...[[Oh_noes\|OH NO]]...He was also immediately [[sharking\|depantsed]], revealing his decision that today would be an underwear optional day; the end results of which were that all were exposed to the horrific sight of his pale, flabby, disgusting asscheeks, and Josh's melancholy realization that being a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER was ''inversely'' proportional to time spent wearing sandals, getting dry-humped by some guy, flopping around helplessly while half-naked on a dirty floorwhile drunk, and getting laughed at by niggers.

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	{{quote\|[[I drink your milkshake\|fuck you and your cheeseburger, motherfucker. I will beat you all over those french fries boi!!!]]\|Cheeseburger Josh}}		{{quote\|[[I drink your milkshake\|fuck you and your cheeseburger, motherfucker. I will beat you all over those french fries boi!!!]]\|Cheeseburger Josh}}

	'''Cheeseburger Josh''', powerword Joshua "Ace" Moll,~~'''~~ a [[fat]], wanna-be [[Douche_bag\|UFC fighter]], just wanted a [[I Can Has Cheezburger?\|fucking cheeseburger]].		'''Cheeseburger Josh''', powerword Joshua "Ace" Moll, a [[fat]], wanna-be [[Douche_bag\|UFC fighter]], just wanted a [[I Can Has Cheezburger?\|fucking cheeseburger]].

	What he got instead was [[raped\|grappled]] into submission at an Austin, Texas Whataburger restaurant by one [[Beard\|Joseph Guichebarou]], who already had his fucking cheeseburger and simply wanted to be left alone with his beard and his thoughts to enjoy his meal. Incredibly, this beating actually occurred despite the fact that Josh was protected by the the soul crushing power of an authentic [[Hot Topic\|TapouT]] shirt, which we ''all'' know immediately brands him an A-1 certified BADASS MOTHERFUCKER and virtually indestructible, thus rendering any real exercise or formal training completely irrelevant.		What he got instead was [[raped\|grappled]] into submission at an Austin, Texas Whataburger restaurant by one [[Beard\|Joseph Guichebarou]], who already had his fucking cheeseburger and simply wanted to be left alone with his beard and his thoughts to enjoy his meal. Incredibly, this beating actually occurred despite the fact that Josh was protected by the the soul crushing power of an authentic [[Hot Topic\|TapouT]] shirt, which we ''all'' know immediately brands him an A-1 certified BADASS MOTHERFUCKER and virtually indestructible, thus rendering any real exercise or formal training completely irrelevant.

imported>Hipcrime: archive.org links

2012-11-16T01:07:54Z

archive.org links

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	==Revealed!!!1111==		==Revealed!!!1111==
	*[http://www.myspace.com/acidzergling8 His MySpace]		*[http://www.myspace.com/acidzergling8 His MySpace]
	*[http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpp/news/local/hillsborough/moll_dui_arrest_021709 ~~PROUD PARENT~~]		*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100404075404/http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpp/news/local/hillsborough/moll_dui_arrest_021709 Father of the Year]

	==See Also==		==See Also==
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	==Resources==		==Resources==
	*[http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpp/news/local/hillsborough/moll_dui_arrest_021709 ~~This is why Josh can't have nice things~~]		*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100404075404/http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpp/news/local/hillsborough/moll_dui_arrest_021709 What a guy]
	*[http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f12/video-they-found-one-real-live-tapout-douchebag-cheeseburger-josh-hilarious-1173191/ Sherdog.net Thread]		*[http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f12/video-they-found-one-real-live-tapout-douchebag-cheeseburger-josh-hilarious-1173191/ Sherdog.net Thread]
	*[http://www.whataburger.com/ Whataburger, a privately held fast food restaurant specializing in raging fat fucks]		*[http://www.whataburger.com/ Whataburger, a privately held fast food restaurant specializing in raging fat fucks]

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2012-11-16T01:02:35Z

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	{{~~pixplz~~}}		[[File:Cheeseburger Josh 2010.jpg\|thumb\|Pwned]]
			[[File:Joe Guichebarou.jpg\|thumb\|WINNAR!1]]
			{{quote\|[[I drink your milkshake\|fuck you and your cheeseburger, motherfucker. I will beat you all over those french fries boi!!!]]\|Cheeseburger Josh}}

	'''Cheeseburger Josh ~~(AKA~~ Joshua ~~[[Real_Life_Super_Hero\|~~"Ace"]] Moll),''' a [[fat]], wanna-be [[Douche_bag\|UFC fighter]], just wanted a [[I Can Has Cheezburger?\|fucking cheeseburger]].		'''Cheeseburger Josh''', powerword Joshua "Ace" Moll,''' a [[fat]], wanna-be [[Douche_bag\|UFC fighter]], just wanted a [[I Can Has Cheezburger?\|fucking cheeseburger]].

	What he got instead was [[raped\|grappled]] into submission at an Austin, Texas ~~[[Wat\|What]]a burger Restaurant~~ by one [[Beard\|Joseph Guichebarou]], who ~~''HAD''~~ his fucking cheeseburger ~~already~~ and simply wanted to be left alone with his beard and his thoughts to enjoy his meal. Incredibly, this beating actually occurred ~~''DESPITE''~~ the fact that Josh was protected by the the ~~[[Triforce\|~~soul crushing power]] of an authentic 'TapouT' shirt, which we ''all'' know immediately brands him an A-1 certified BADASS MOTHERFUCKER and ''virtually~~'' [[Unrealistic_expectations\|~~indestructible]], thus rendering any real exercise or formal training completely ~~[[You\|~~irrelevant]].		What he got instead was [[raped\|grappled]] into submission at an Austin, Texas Whataburger restaurant by one [[Beard\|Joseph Guichebarou]], who already had his fucking cheeseburger and simply wanted to be left alone with his beard and his thoughts to enjoy his meal. Incredibly, this beating actually occurred despite the fact that Josh was protected by the the soul crushing power of an authentic [[Hot Topic\|TapouT]] shirt, which we ''all'' know immediately brands him an A-1 certified BADASS MOTHERFUCKER and virtually indestructible, thus rendering any real exercise or formal training completely irrelevant.

	~~...or so it seemed.~~		{{center\|<youtube>ZAzYM3YNPEo</youtube>}}

	~~The proverbial~~ [[~~Jailbait~~\|~~'cherry'~~]] on top of this [[Stupid\|EPIC]] encounter, however, was NOT that our much [[Man_boobs\|larger]] and [[Drunk\|powerful]] protagonist was soundly defeated...[[Oh_noes\|OH NO]]...He was also immediately [[sharking\|''depantsed'']], revealing his decision that ~~[[Last_thursday\|''~~today~~'']] was going to~~ be an ~~[[Lol_wut\|~~underwear ''optional~~'']]~~ day; the end results of which were that all ~~and sundry~~ were exposed to the horrific sight of his ~~[[Chris-chan\|~~pale, flabby, disgusting]] asscheeks, and Josh's melancholy realization that being a ~~[[DOING_IT_WRONG\|~~BADASS MOTHERFUCKER]] was ''inversely'' proportional to time spent wearing sandals, getting dry-humped by ~~[[Justice\|~~some guy]], flopping around helplessly ~~whilst [[Micropenis\|~~half-naked]] on a dirty ~~floor, drinking copious amounts of alcohol~~, getting laughed at by niggers~~, and (here we return to the focus of our story) ''eating fucking cheeseburgers''~~.		[[File:Cheeseburger Josh 2007.jpg\|thumb\|Josh in 2007]]
			The proverbial cherry on top of this [[Stupid\|EPIC]] encounter, however, was NOT that our much [[Man_boobs\|larger]] and [[Drunk\|powerful]] protagonist was soundly defeated...[[Oh_noes\|OH NO]]...He was also immediately [[sharking\|depantsed]], revealing his decision that today would be an underwear optional day; the end results of which were that all were exposed to the horrific sight of his pale, flabby, disgusting asscheeks, and Josh's melancholy realization that being a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER was ''inversely'' proportional to time spent wearing sandals, getting dry-humped by some guy, flopping around helplessly while half-naked on a dirty floorwhile drunk, and getting laughed at by niggers.

	~~[[Shit_no_one_cares_about\|Interestingly enough]], one final unintended~~ result of this [[I_TOUCHED_HIS_PENIS!!_OMG\|confrontation]] was that ~~since it appeared to be of great [[Lulz\|curiosity]]~~ to the numerous ~~[[Pool's_Closed\|~~minorities]] present ~~([[Welfare\|associates]] of one [[Old\|has-been]] [[Vanilla_Ice\|white rapper]] [[Wigger\|Paul Wall]] apparently)~~, it can serve as both an example of what an actual 1-on-1 ~~[[Faggotry\|~~fight]] ''might'' look like outside of their natural [[Ghetto\|habitat~~]], as well as a demonstration of just how this can be achieved without resorting to black person and [[DOUBLE_NIGGER\|wallet sneak-thievery~~]]. However, the true measure of just how the commonly held [[~~Some_Argue~~\|~~belief]] that~~ white people ~~[[Fact\|~~can't fight]] was either ~~[[No\|~~challenged]] or ~~[[Yes\|~~reinforced]] by this ~~[[Serious_business\|~~sociological experiment~~]]...~~remains to be seen.		One result of this [[I_TOUCHED_HIS_PENIS!!_OMG\|confrontation]] was that, to the numerous minorities present, it can serve as both an example of what an actual 1-on-1 fight ''might'' look like outside of their natural [[Ghetto\|habitat]]. However, the true measure of just how the commonly held belief that [[fact\|white people can't fight]] was either challenged or reinforced by this sociological experiment remains to be seen.

	~~{{quote\|[[I drink your milkshake\|fuck you and your cheeseburger, motherfucker. I will beat you all over those french fries boi!!!]]\|Cheeseburger Josh}}~~		== Response Videos ==

	<center>{{fv\|id\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold; ~~\|<youtube>ZAzYM3YNPEo</youtube>~~\|<youtube>9kirC81k-kM</youtube>		<center>{{fv\|id\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold; \|<youtube>9kirC81k-kM</youtube>{{center\|'''Response from [[winner\|the victor]]'''}}
	\|<youtube>G5uuzuXxq_k</youtube>\|<youtube>WXHV_pscgkI</youtube>\|<youtube>A204X00BRWE</youtube>\|<youtube>zfPBkJiFOjk</youtube><br /> }}</center>		\|<youtube>G5uuzuXxq_k</youtube>\|<youtube>WXHV_pscgkI</youtube>\|<youtube>A204X00BRWE</youtube>\|<youtube>zfPBkJiFOjk</youtube><br /> }}</center>

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2012-11-16T00:02:16Z

rip archive.org

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	{{~~notice\|Cheeseburger Josh has been identified. Scroll down for more information.~~ }}		{{pixplz}}

	'''Cheeseburger Josh (AKA Joshua [[Real_Life_Super_Hero\|"Ace"]] Moll),''' a [[fat]], wanna-be [[Douche_bag\|UFC fighter]], just wanted a [[I Can Has Cheezburger?\|fucking cheeseburger]].		'''Cheeseburger Josh (AKA Joshua [[Real_Life_Super_Hero\|"Ace"]] Moll),''' a [[fat]], wanna-be [[Douche_bag\|UFC fighter]], just wanted a [[I Can Has Cheezburger?\|fucking cheeseburger]].
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	\|<youtube>G5uuzuXxq_k</youtube>\|<youtube>WXHV_pscgkI</youtube>\|<youtube>A204X00BRWE</youtube>\|<youtube>zfPBkJiFOjk</youtube><br /> }}</center>		\|<youtube>G5uuzuXxq_k</youtube>\|<youtube>WXHV_pscgkI</youtube>\|<youtube>A204X00BRWE</youtube>\|<youtube>zfPBkJiFOjk</youtube><br /> }}</center>

	==~~[[You_Gonna_Get_Raped\|~~Revealed!!!1111]]==		==Revealed!!!1111==
	[http://www.myspace.com/acidzergling8]		*[http://www.myspace.com/acidzergling8 His MySpace]
	~~[[Yes\|''Not the Josh Moll you were looking for?'']]~~		*[http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpp/news/local/hillsborough/moll_dui_arrest_021709 PROUD PARENT]
	~~MOOD: [[HA_HA_HA,_OH_WOW\|''TRIUMPHANT'']]~~
	~~BODY TYPE: [[Facepalm\|''ATHLETIC'']]~~
	~~CHILDREN:~~ [http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpp/news/local/hillsborough/moll_dui_arrest_021709 ''PROUD PARENT'']

	==See Also==		==See Also==
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	*[http://www.whataburger.com/ Whataburger, a privately held fast food restaurant specializing in raging fat fucks]		*[http://www.whataburger.com/ Whataburger, a privately held fast food restaurant specializing in raging fat fucks]
	*[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=cheeseburger+josh&search_type=&aq=f looking for Cheeseburger Josh videos ?!]		*[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=cheeseburger+josh&search_type=&aq=f looking for Cheeseburger Josh videos ?!]
	{{Memes}}{{Serious}}
	[[Category:2010]][[Category:Abnormal Psych]][[Category:IRL Shit]][[Category:Memes]][[Category:People]][[Category:YouTube]]		{{Memes}}
	~~{{stub}}~~		{{Serious}}

			[[Category:2010]]
			[[Category:Abnormal Psych]]
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	'''Cheeseburger Josh''', powerword Joshua "Ace" Moll, a [[fat]], wanna-be [[Douche_bag\|UFC fighter]], just wanted a [[I Can Has Cheezburger?\|fucking cheeseburger]].		'''Cheeseburger Josh''', powerword Joshua "Ace" Moll, a [[fat]], wanna-be [[Douche_bag\|UFC fighter]], just wanted a [[I Can Has Cheezburger?\|fucking cheeseburger]].

	What he got instead was [[raped\|grappled]] into submission at an Austin, Texas Whataburger restaurant by one [[Beard\|Joseph Guichebarou]], who already had his fucking cheeseburger and simply wanted to be left alone with his beard and his thoughts to enjoy his meal. Incredibly, this beating actually occurred despite the fact that Josh was protected by ~~the~~ the soul crushing power of an authentic [[Hot Topic\|TapouT]] shirt, which we ''all'' know immediately brands him an A-1 certified BADASS MOTHERFUCKER and virtually indestructible, thus rendering any real exercise or formal training completely irrelevant.		What he got instead was [[raped\|grappled]] into submission at an Austin, Texas Whataburger restaurant by one [[Beard\|Joseph Guichebarou]], who already had his fucking cheeseburger and simply wanted to be left alone with his beard and his thoughts to enjoy his meal. Incredibly, this beating actually occurred despite the fact that Josh was protected by the soul crushing power of an authentic [[Hot Topic\|TapouT]] shirt, which we ''all'' know immediately brands him an A-1 certified BADASS MOTHERFUCKER and virtually indestructible, thus rendering any real exercise or formal training completely irrelevant.

	{{center\|<youtube>ZAzYM3YNPEo</youtube>}}		{{center\|<youtube>ZAzYM3YNPEo</youtube>}}

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	[[~~File~~:~~Cheeseburger Josh 2010~~.jpg\|thumb\|~~Pwned~~]]		[[image:ChallengerJosh3.jpg\|thumb\|right\|A challenger appears]]
	[[~~File~~:~~Joe Guichebarou~~.jpg\|thumb\|~~WINNAR!1~~]]		[[image:Doingitwrongjosh.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Cheeseburger. You're DOING IT WRONG.]]
			[[image:HamburgerJosh.jpg\|thumb\|right\|''Flawless'' victory]]

	{{quote\|[[I drink your milkshake\|fuck you and your cheeseburger, motherfucker. I will beat you all over those french fries boi!!!]]\|Cheeseburger Josh}}		{{quote\|[[I drink your milkshake\|fuck you and your cheeseburger, motherfucker. I will beat you all over those french fries boi!!!]]\|Cheeseburger Josh}}

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			[[File:Cheeseburger Josh 2010.jpg\|thumb\|Pwned]]
			[[File:Joe Guichebarou.jpg\|thumb\|WINNAR!1]]
	[[File:Cheeseburger Josh 2007.jpg\|thumb\|Josh in 2007]]		[[File:Cheeseburger Josh 2007.jpg\|thumb\|Josh in 2007]]
	[[File:Cheeseburger Josh asscap.jpg\|thumb\|Josh in 2010]]		[[File:Cheeseburger Josh asscap.jpg\|thumb\|Josh in 2010]]

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	[[File:Cheeseburger Josh 2007.jpg\|thumb\|Josh in 2007]]		[[File:Cheeseburger Josh 2007.jpg\|thumb\|Josh in 2007]]
			[[File:Cheeseburger Josh asscap.jpg\|thumb\|Josh in 2010]]
	The proverbial cherry on top of this [[Stupid\|EPIC]] encounter, however, was NOT that our much [[Man_boobs\|larger]] and [[Drunk\|powerful]] protagonist was soundly defeated...[[Oh_noes\|OH NO]]...He was also immediately [[sharking\|depantsed]], revealing his decision that today would be an underwear optional day; the end results of which were that all were exposed to the horrific sight of his pale, flabby, disgusting asscheeks, and Josh's melancholy realization that being a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER was ''inversely'' proportional to time spent wearing sandals, getting dry-humped by some guy, flopping around helplessly while half-naked on a dirty floorwhile drunk, and getting laughed at by niggers.		The proverbial cherry on top of this [[Stupid\|EPIC]] encounter, however, was NOT that our much [[Man_boobs\|larger]] and [[Drunk\|powerful]] protagonist was soundly defeated...[[Oh_noes\|OH NO]]...He was also immediately [[sharking\|depantsed]], revealing his decision that today would be an underwear optional day; the end results of which were that all were exposed to the horrific sight of his pale, flabby, disgusting asscheeks, and Josh's melancholy realization that being a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER was ''inversely'' proportional to time spent wearing sandals, getting dry-humped by some guy, flopping around helplessly while half-naked on a dirty floorwhile drunk, and getting laughed at by niggers.

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	{{quote\|[[I drink your milkshake\|fuck you and your cheeseburger, motherfucker. I will beat you all over those french fries boi!!!]]\|Cheeseburger Josh}}		{{quote\|[[I drink your milkshake\|fuck you and your cheeseburger, motherfucker. I will beat you all over those french fries boi!!!]]\|Cheeseburger Josh}}

	'''Cheeseburger Josh''', powerword Joshua "Ace" Moll,~~'''~~ a [[fat]], wanna-be [[Douche_bag\|UFC fighter]], just wanted a [[I Can Has Cheezburger?\|fucking cheeseburger]].		'''Cheeseburger Josh''', powerword Joshua "Ace" Moll, a [[fat]], wanna-be [[Douche_bag\|UFC fighter]], just wanted a [[I Can Has Cheezburger?\|fucking cheeseburger]].

	What he got instead was [[raped\|grappled]] into submission at an Austin, Texas Whataburger restaurant by one [[Beard\|Joseph Guichebarou]], who already had his fucking cheeseburger and simply wanted to be left alone with his beard and his thoughts to enjoy his meal. Incredibly, this beating actually occurred despite the fact that Josh was protected by the the soul crushing power of an authentic [[Hot Topic\|TapouT]] shirt, which we ''all'' know immediately brands him an A-1 certified BADASS MOTHERFUCKER and virtually indestructible, thus rendering any real exercise or formal training completely irrelevant.		What he got instead was [[raped\|grappled]] into submission at an Austin, Texas Whataburger restaurant by one [[Beard\|Joseph Guichebarou]], who already had his fucking cheeseburger and simply wanted to be left alone with his beard and his thoughts to enjoy his meal. Incredibly, this beating actually occurred despite the fact that Josh was protected by the the soul crushing power of an authentic [[Hot Topic\|TapouT]] shirt, which we ''all'' know immediately brands him an A-1 certified BADASS MOTHERFUCKER and virtually indestructible, thus rendering any real exercise or formal training completely irrelevant.

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	{{~~pixplz~~}}		[[File:Cheeseburger Josh 2010.jpg\|thumb\|Pwned]]
			[[File:Joe Guichebarou.jpg\|thumb\|WINNAR!1]]
			{{quote\|[[I drink your milkshake\|fuck you and your cheeseburger, motherfucker. I will beat you all over those french fries boi!!!]]\|Cheeseburger Josh}}

	'''Cheeseburger Josh ~~(AKA~~ Joshua ~~[[Real_Life_Super_Hero\|~~"Ace"]] Moll),''' a [[fat]], wanna-be [[Douche_bag\|UFC fighter]], just wanted a [[I Can Has Cheezburger?\|fucking cheeseburger]].		'''Cheeseburger Josh''', powerword Joshua "Ace" Moll,''' a [[fat]], wanna-be [[Douche_bag\|UFC fighter]], just wanted a [[I Can Has Cheezburger?\|fucking cheeseburger]].

	What he got instead was [[raped\|grappled]] into submission at an Austin, Texas ~~[[Wat\|What]]a burger Restaurant~~ by one [[Beard\|Joseph Guichebarou]], who ~~''HAD''~~ his fucking cheeseburger ~~already~~ and simply wanted to be left alone with his beard and his thoughts to enjoy his meal. Incredibly, this beating actually occurred ~~''DESPITE''~~ the fact that Josh was protected by the the ~~[[Triforce\|~~soul crushing power]] of an authentic 'TapouT' shirt, which we ''all'' know immediately brands him an A-1 certified BADASS MOTHERFUCKER and ''virtually~~'' [[Unrealistic_expectations\|~~indestructible]], thus rendering any real exercise or formal training completely ~~[[You\|~~irrelevant]].		What he got instead was [[raped\|grappled]] into submission at an Austin, Texas Whataburger restaurant by one [[Beard\|Joseph Guichebarou]], who already had his fucking cheeseburger and simply wanted to be left alone with his beard and his thoughts to enjoy his meal. Incredibly, this beating actually occurred despite the fact that Josh was protected by the the soul crushing power of an authentic [[Hot Topic\|TapouT]] shirt, which we ''all'' know immediately brands him an A-1 certified BADASS MOTHERFUCKER and virtually indestructible, thus rendering any real exercise or formal training completely irrelevant.

	~~...or so it seemed.~~		{{center\|<youtube>ZAzYM3YNPEo</youtube>}}

	~~The proverbial~~ [[~~Jailbait~~\|~~'cherry'~~]] on top of this [[Stupid\|EPIC]] encounter, however, was NOT that our much [[Man_boobs\|larger]] and [[Drunk\|powerful]] protagonist was soundly defeated...[[Oh_noes\|OH NO]]...He was also immediately [[sharking\|''depantsed'']], revealing his decision that ~~[[Last_thursday\|''~~today~~'']] was going to~~ be an ~~[[Lol_wut\|~~underwear ''optional~~'']]~~ day; the end results of which were that all ~~and sundry~~ were exposed to the horrific sight of his ~~[[Chris-chan\|~~pale, flabby, disgusting]] asscheeks, and Josh's melancholy realization that being a ~~[[DOING_IT_WRONG\|~~BADASS MOTHERFUCKER]] was ''inversely'' proportional to time spent wearing sandals, getting dry-humped by ~~[[Justice\|~~some guy]], flopping around helplessly ~~whilst [[Micropenis\|~~half-naked]] on a dirty ~~floor, drinking copious amounts of alcohol~~, getting laughed at by niggers~~, and (here we return to the focus of our story) ''eating fucking cheeseburgers''~~.		[[File:Cheeseburger Josh 2007.jpg\|thumb\|Josh in 2007]]
			The proverbial cherry on top of this [[Stupid\|EPIC]] encounter, however, was NOT that our much [[Man_boobs\|larger]] and [[Drunk\|powerful]] protagonist was soundly defeated...[[Oh_noes\|OH NO]]...He was also immediately [[sharking\|depantsed]], revealing his decision that today would be an underwear optional day; the end results of which were that all were exposed to the horrific sight of his pale, flabby, disgusting asscheeks, and Josh's melancholy realization that being a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER was ''inversely'' proportional to time spent wearing sandals, getting dry-humped by some guy, flopping around helplessly while half-naked on a dirty floorwhile drunk, and getting laughed at by niggers.

	~~[[Shit_no_one_cares_about\|Interestingly enough]], one final unintended~~ result of this [[I_TOUCHED_HIS_PENIS!!_OMG\|confrontation]] was that ~~since it appeared to be of great [[Lulz\|curiosity]]~~ to the numerous ~~[[Pool's_Closed\|~~minorities]] present ~~([[Welfare\|associates]] of one [[Old\|has-been]] [[Vanilla_Ice\|white rapper]] [[Wigger\|Paul Wall]] apparently)~~, it can serve as both an example of what an actual 1-on-1 ~~[[Faggotry\|~~fight]] ''might'' look like outside of their natural [[Ghetto\|habitat~~]], as well as a demonstration of just how this can be achieved without resorting to black person and [[DOUBLE_NIGGER\|wallet sneak-thievery~~]]. However, the true measure of just how the commonly held [[~~Some_Argue~~\|~~belief]] that~~ white people ~~[[Fact\|~~can't fight]] was either ~~[[No\|~~challenged]] or ~~[[Yes\|~~reinforced]] by this ~~[[Serious_business\|~~sociological experiment~~]]...~~remains to be seen.		One result of this [[I_TOUCHED_HIS_PENIS!!_OMG\|confrontation]] was that, to the numerous minorities present, it can serve as both an example of what an actual 1-on-1 fight ''might'' look like outside of their natural [[Ghetto\|habitat]]. However, the true measure of just how the commonly held belief that [[fact\|white people can't fight]] was either challenged or reinforced by this sociological experiment remains to be seen.

	~~{{quote\|[[I drink your milkshake\|fuck you and your cheeseburger, motherfucker. I will beat you all over those french fries boi!!!]]\|Cheeseburger Josh}}~~		== Response Videos ==

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