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imported>Argonz: /* Giving her the Charizard */

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Giving her the Charizard

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	[[File:The+Charizard f9fda8 3979937.jpg\|555px\|center\|Burn baby, burn!]]		[[File:The+Charizard f9fda8 3979937.jpg\|555px\|center\|Burn baby, burn!]]

			Sadly, the [[Basement-dweller\|person]] who christened this move will [[Forever Alone\|never get to use it]], since anyone who [[Doing it wrong\|names a sex move after a Pokéman]] [[Truth\|is a loser]].

	==[[Digimon\|Mega]] Charizard X Y, CHARIZARD IS FINALLY A DRAGON!!1==		==[[Digimon\|Mega]] Charizard X Y, CHARIZARD IS FINALLY A DRAGON!!1==

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	Nothing is safe from Mega Charizard, except rock type moves. If you don't have a rock type, then prepare to get violently disemboweled and your ass scorched when Mega Charizard comes flying. He will BURN YOUR SHIT, so make sure you have a water type with you too. But really, rocks do a better job since Mega Charizard is [[Why\|still not dragon type.]]</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS		Nothing is safe from Mega Charizard, except rock type moves. If you don't have a rock type, then prepare to get violently disemboweled and your ass scorched when Mega Charizard comes flying. He will BURN YOUR SHIT, so make sure you have a water type with you too. But really, rocks do a better job since Mega Charizard is [[Why\|still not dragon type.]]</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

	NEWFAG 6 GEN POKEMON, CHARIZARD HAS TWO MOAR REVOLUTIONS. MEGA CHARIZARD X AND Y. That's right folks, the people at Game Freak has included Mega Evolutions that includes a few from gen 1. If you have the new Pokemon X and Y, get yourself a Charizard (what are you doing without one, faggot?) and make it Mega Evolve. Charizard will become either X or Y. Charizard Y is basically a suped up version of Charizard but it's still a faggy flying type, ~~don~~'~~t bother~~. Charizard X is full of epic win and get this, CHARIZARD IS NOW A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON TYPE! Charizard X, the Nigger/Dragon Type. However, mega evolutions are be temporary, that is once the battle is over or your Pokemon faints, it will revert back to ~~it's~~ old self. Seeing how much awesomeness that is generated from the powerhouse that is Charizard, it may be for the best that mega evolution is temporary, one cannot contain or possess many badges that will keep Charizard X obeying for long.		NEWFAG 6 GEN POKEMON, CHARIZARD HAS TWO MOAR REVOLUTIONS. MEGA CHARIZARD X AND Y. That's right folks, the people at Game Freak has included Mega Evolutions that includes a few from gen 1. If you have the new Pokemon X and Y, get yourself a Charizard (what are you doing without one, faggot?) and make it Mega Evolve. Charizard will become either X or Y. Charizard Y is basically a suped up version of Charizard but it's still a faggy flying type, but with sunlight for you to never go outside again and to bring lulz from Africa getting pwned by famine. THIS MEANS THAT CHARIZARD DOESN'T NEED TO CHARGE ITS MOTHERFUCKING SOLARBEAM, SO [[Dark Souls\|PRAISE THE SUN]] AND LEVEL TOKYO WITH LAZ0RS, FAGGOT!! The only water on the battlefield is guaranteed to last will be from the ladies when they see this slick son of a bitch. Charizard X is full of epic win and get this, CHARIZARD IS NOW A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON TYPE! Charizard X, the Nigger/Dragon Type, exists for the sole purpose of FUCKING SHIT UP and sticking it to the man. However, mega evolutions are be temporary, that is once the battle is over or your Pokemon faints, it will revert back to its old self. Seeing how much awesomeness that is generated from the powerhouse that is Charizard, it may be for the best that mega evolution is temporary, one cannot contain or possess many badges that will keep Charizard X obeying for long, since only fools think that niggers will listen to the white man when there isn't some other poor SOB to get a cap in his ass popped.

			Sounds exciting, yes? Can't pick just one? Well, we here at ED advise you to ask yourself one simple question before you're ready to begin your epic journey into being a Charizard's bitch: "[[Courage Wolf\|DO YOU WANNA BEND THE WORLD OVER AND JAM YOUR DICK INTO IT UNTIL ITS ASSHOLE TURNS INTO JELLY]] OR [[Insanity Wolf\|DO YOU WANNA RIP ITS HEART OUT, EAT IT, attend its funeral service, AND THEN EAT ITS FAMILY?]]"

	==See also==		==See also==

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Spelling.

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	*The song goes "I want to be the very best/ but no one ever was..", the only way to become the best is to successfully train a Charizard.		*The song goes "I want to be the very best/ but no one ever was..", the only way to become the best is to successfully train a Charizard.

	*Sadly, Charizard wasn't created as a fire - dragon type, that dubious honor was given to Reshiram, from the dated newfag 5th gen Pokemon, otherwise, as soon as your Charmeleon evolves, Charizard would have divided by zero and caused your poor gameboy to overclock and spontaneously combust. To ~~avaoid~~ this, measures had to be taken so Charizard could have a weakness to his main element of fire. However, in today's technological advanced world, one can edit the stats of any Pokemon to their liking.		*Sadly, Charizard wasn't created as a fire - dragon type, that dubious honor was given to Reshiram, from the dated newfag 5th gen Pokemon, otherwise, as soon as your Charmeleon evolves, Charizard would have divided by zero and caused your poor gameboy to overclock and spontaneously combust. To avoid this, measures had to be taken so Charizard could have a weakness to his main element of fire. However, in today's technological advanced world, one can edit the stats of any Pokemon to their liking.

	*Seriously, unless you have the badges and balls, DO NOT under any circumstances attempt to train a Charizard or you'll end up like this faggot...		*Seriously, unless you have the badges and balls, DO NOT under any circumstances attempt to train a Charizard or you'll end up like this faggot...
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	In Pokemon Red/Blue (Green for you Japanophiles) /Fire Red/Leaf Green, Charmander is one of the 3 starters you can choose. Choosing the others is ok as Squirtle's last form, [[Blastoise]], is full of win and Bulbasaur's last form, Venusaur, is pwnage. Choosing Charmader means you will be up for a challenge in the beginning. The first two gyms, Brock and Misty, are rock and water type pokemon, Charmader's weakness. It all prepares you for the level of awesome that is in stored. In the anime, Charizard could use attacks like fly. This proved to be bullshit in the 1996 first gen games as he couldn't learn the move Fly until the second gen when teh creator decide to making it a flying type as well. With Charizard on your team, there's no need for any pussy bird pokemon. Charizard can also learn Solarbeam that will make it able to own water Pokemon and Dragon Rage that will fuck up a ~~Dragonites~~ shit or ~~anyother~~ dragon type for that matter.		In Pokemon Red/Blue (Green for you Japanophiles) /Fire Red/Leaf Green, Charmander is one of the 3 starters you can choose. Choosing the others is okay as Squirtle's last form, [[Blastoise]], is full of win and Bulbasaur's last form, Venusaur, is pwnage. Choosing Charmader means you will be up for a challenge in the beginning. The first two gyms, Brock and Misty, are rock and water type pokemon, Charmader's weakness. It all prepares you for the level of awesome that is in stored. In the anime, Charizard could use attacks like fly. This proved to be bullshit in the 1996 first gen games as he couldn't learn the move Fly until the second gen when teh creator decide to making it a flying type as well. With Charizard on your team, there's no need for any pussy bird pokemon. Charizard can also learn Solarbeam that will make it able to own water Pokemon and Dragon Rage that will fuck up a Dragonite's shit or any other dragon type for that matter.
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	==The Anime==		==The Anime==
	[[File:Tumblr mdrd7a3q061r1n5pqo1 500.gif\|thumb\|right\|Zero fucks are given. If only Ash had proven himself worthy]]		[[File:Tumblr mdrd7a3q061r1n5pqo1 500.gif\|thumb\|right\|Zero fucks are given. If only Ash had proven himself worthy]]
	Charmader was cheery and ~~greatful~~ to Ash, like most of his Pokemon, after Ash rescued it from it's neglectful abusive trainer. This trainer got his ass charred to the third degree by Charmander at the end of the episode and joined up Ash's team. Once it evolved to a Charmeleon, it became a jerk. It became a complete asshole when it evolved into Charizard. Unlike Ash's other Pokemon who evolved, Charizard refused to suck Ash's balls after realizing Ash is just a faggy kid who hasn't gone through puberty and hasn't had enough badges. Charizard refused to take orders from Ash and would often burn him to a crisp if Ash kept bitching.		Charmader was cheery and grateful to Ash, like most of his Pokemon, after Ash rescued it from it's neglectful abusive trainer. This trainer got his ass charred to the third degree by Charmander at the end of the episode and joined up Ash's team. Once it evolved to a Charmeleon, it became a jerk. It became a complete asshole when it evolved into Charizard. Unlike Ash's other Pokemon who evolved, Charizard refused to suck Ash's balls after realizing Ash is just a faggy kid who hasn't gone through puberty and hasn't had enough badges. Charizard refused to take orders from Ash and would often burn him to a crisp if Ash kept bitching.
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	So do yourself a favor, and evolve your [[nigger]] Charizard into Mega Charizard should you ever use him in a battle. Because he will '''FUCK. YOUR. SHIT. UP.'''		So do yourself a favor, and evolve your [[nigger]] Charizard into Mega Charizard should you ever use him in a battle. Because he will '''FUCK. YOUR. SHIT. UP.'''

	Nothing is safe from Mega Charizard, except rock type moves. If you don't have a rock type, then prepare to get ~~violentally disembowled~~ and your ass scorched when Mega Charizard comes flying. He will BURN YOUR SHIT, so make sure you have a water type with you too. But really, rocks do a better job since Mega Charizard is [[Why\|still not dragon type.]]</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS		Nothing is safe from Mega Charizard, except rock type moves. If you don't have a rock type, then prepare to get violently disemboweled and your ass scorched when Mega Charizard comes flying. He will BURN YOUR SHIT, so make sure you have a water type with you too. But really, rocks do a better job since Mega Charizard is [[Why\|still not dragon type.]]</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

	NEWFAG 6 GEN POKEMON, CHARIZARD HAS TWO MOAR REVOLUTIONS. MEGA CHARIZARD X AND Y. That's right folks, the people at Game Freak has included Mega Evolutions that includes a few from gen 1. If you have the new Pokemon X and Y, get yourself a Charizard (what are you doing without one, faggot?) and make it Mega Evolve. Charizard will become either X or Y. Charizard Y is basically a suped up version of Charizard but it's still a faggy flying type, don't bother. Charizard X is full of epic win and get this, CHARIZARD IS NOW A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON TYPE! Charizard X, the Nigger/Dragon Type. However, mega evolutions are be temporary, that is once the battle is over or your Pokemon faints, it will revert back to it's old self. Seeing how much awesomeness that is generated from the powerhouse that is Charizard, it may be for the best that mega evolution is temporary, one cannot contain or possess many badges that will keep Charizard X obeying for long.		NEWFAG 6 GEN POKEMON, CHARIZARD HAS TWO MOAR REVOLUTIONS. MEGA CHARIZARD X AND Y. That's right folks, the people at Game Freak has included Mega Evolutions that includes a few from gen 1. If you have the new Pokemon X and Y, get yourself a Charizard (what are you doing without one, faggot?) and make it Mega Evolve. Charizard will become either X or Y. Charizard Y is basically a suped up version of Charizard but it's still a faggy flying type, don't bother. Charizard X is full of epic win and get this, CHARIZARD IS NOW A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON TYPE! Charizard X, the Nigger/Dragon Type. However, mega evolutions are be temporary, that is once the battle is over or your Pokemon faints, it will revert back to it's old self. Seeing how much awesomeness that is generated from the powerhouse that is Charizard, it may be for the best that mega evolution is temporary, one cannot contain or possess many badges that will keep Charizard X obeying for long.

imported>JuniusThaddeus: /* Mega Charizard X Y, CHARIZARD IS FINALLY A DRAGON!!1 */ Repairing.

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Mega Charizard X Y, CHARIZARD IS FINALLY A DRAGON!!1: Repairing.

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	==[[Digimon\|Mega]] Charizard X Y, CHARIZARD IS FINALLY A DRAGON!!1==		==[[Digimon\|Mega]] Charizard X Y, CHARIZARD IS FINALLY A DRAGON!!1==

	<div class="center" style="width:auto; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;">[[File:MegaCharizard.jpg]]</div> Charizard Y		<div class="center" style="width:auto; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;">[[File:MegaCharizard.jpg\|Charizard Y]]</div> Charizard Y
	<div class="center" style="width:auto; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;">[[File:CharizardX.png]]</div> [[win\|Charizard X]]		<div class="center" style="width:auto; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;">[[File:CharizardX.png\|Charizard X]]</div> [[win\|Charizard X]]
	<s>[[Last Thursday]], GameFreak revealed this awe-inspiring image to the world. News about X and Y was slow... too slow, but then THIS THING, along with it's two homies, got a Mega Evolution - a new mechanic that allows Pokemon to [[DBZ\|transform temporarily during battle.]]		<s>[[Last Thursday]], GameFreak revealed this awe-inspiring image to the world. News about X and Y was slow... too slow, but then THIS THING, along with it's two homies, got a Mega Evolution - a new mechanic that allows Pokemon to [[DBZ\|transform temporarily during battle.]]

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	Nothing is safe from Mega Charizard, except rock type moves. If you don't have a rock type, then prepare to get violentally disembowled and your ass scorched when Mega Charizard comes flying. He will BURN YOUR SHIT, so make sure you have a water type with you too. But really, rocks do a better job since Mega Charizard is [[Why\|still not dragon type.]]</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS		Nothing is safe from Mega Charizard, except rock type moves. If you don't have a rock type, then prepare to get violentally disembowled and your ass scorched when Mega Charizard comes flying. He will BURN YOUR SHIT, so make sure you have a water type with you too. But really, rocks do a better job since Mega Charizard is [[Why\|still not dragon type.]]</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

	NEWFAG 6 GEN POKEMON, CHARIZARD HAS TWO MOAR REVOLUTIONS. MEGA CHARIZARD X AND Y. That's right folks, the people at Game Freak has included Mega Evolutions that includes a few from gen 1. If you have the new Pokemon X and Y, get yourself a Charizard (what are you doing without one, faggot?) and make it Mega Evolve. Charizard will become either X or Y. Charizard Y is basically a suped up version of Charizard but it's still a faggy flying type, don't bother. Charizard X is full of epic win and get this, CHARIZARD IS NOW A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON TYPE! Charizard X, the Nigger/Dragon Type. However, mega evolutions are be temporary, that is once the battle is over or your Pokemon faints, it will revert back to it's old self. Seeing how much awesomeness that is generated from the powerhouse that is Charizard, it may be for the best that mega evolution is temporary, one cannot contain or ~~poses~~ many badges that will keep Charizard X obeying for long.		NEWFAG 6 GEN POKEMON, CHARIZARD HAS TWO MOAR REVOLUTIONS. MEGA CHARIZARD X AND Y. That's right folks, the people at Game Freak has included Mega Evolutions that includes a few from gen 1. If you have the new Pokemon X and Y, get yourself a Charizard (what are you doing without one, faggot?) and make it Mega Evolve. Charizard will become either X or Y. Charizard Y is basically a suped up version of Charizard but it's still a faggy flying type, don't bother. Charizard X is full of epic win and get this, CHARIZARD IS NOW A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON TYPE! Charizard X, the Nigger/Dragon Type. However, mega evolutions are be temporary, that is once the battle is over or your Pokemon faints, it will revert back to it's old self. Seeing how much awesomeness that is generated from the powerhouse that is Charizard, it may be for the best that mega evolution is temporary, one cannot contain or possess many badges that will keep Charizard X obeying for long.

	==See also==		==See also==

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	[[File:Charizard v 2 by Xous54.png\|thumb\|Going up against this bad motherfucker only means your about to get your shit smashed.]]		[[File:Charizard v 2 by Xous54.png\|thumb\|Going up against this bad motherfucker only means your about to get your shit smashed.]]
	If you are a 90's kid, you know about Pokemon, you grew up with them, you forced your parents to though money on the latest pokecrap like pokecards, poke-underware, pokegames, poke-sex devices. You were once probably one of little faggots who begged their parents to go see Pokemon The First Movie. Hell, I'll go as far to say you probably a part of the group at your elementary school who picked on that one kid who was into [[Digimon]]. Face it, Pokemon defined your childhood. If you remember the hype that was the Pokemania in 1998, you will remember the head motherfucker fire-flying type in charge, Charizard. Charizard is the reward you earn when you choose Charmander to be your first. At level 16, Charmader will evolve in too Charmeleon. After many hours of training, when all is said and done, Charmeleon will evolve at level 36 to the main event that is Charizard.		If you are a 90's kid, you know about Pokemon, you grew up with them, you forced your parents to though money on the latest pokecrap like pokecards, poke-underware, pokegames, poke-sex devices. You were once probably one of little faggots who begged their parents to go see Pokemon The First Movie. Hell, I'll go as far to say you probably a part of the group at your elementary school who picked on that one kid who was into [[Digimon]]. Face it, Pokemon defined your childhood. If you remember the hype that was the Pokemania in 1998, you will remember the head motherfucker fire-flying type in charge, Charizard. Charizard is the reward you earn when you choose Charmander to be your first. At level 16, Charmader will evolve in too Charmeleon. After many hours of training, when all is said and done, Charmeleon will evolve at level 36 to the main event that is Charizard.
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	==In Game Stats==		==In Game Stats==
	[[File:~~CharizardMissionImpossible~~.~~gif~~\|thumb\|left\|~~240px~~\|Automatic win.]]		[[File:charizard_pokemon_thoughts-s300x421-66299-535.jpeg\|thumb\|left\|120px\|Automatic win.]]
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In Game Stats: GIF.

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	==In Game Stats==		==In Game Stats==
	[[File:~~charizard_pokemon_thoughts-s300x421-66299-535~~.~~jpeg~~\|thumb\|left\|~~120px~~\|Automatic win.]]		[[File:CharizardMissionImpossible.gif\|thumb\|left\|240px\|Automatic win.]]
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