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Reverted edit by Smiggles (talk) to last revision by [[User:imported>Nicholas05|imported>Nicholas05]]

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	Real life and the internet are anathema to one another: being famous IRL gets your every public action dissected into memes by the gossip-hungry hordes of internet users, and being famous on the internet exiles a human being from the IRL due to a combination of poor hygene, lack of social skills, sweatpants and the onset of [[Chronic Troll Syndrome]].		Real life and the internet are anathema to one another: being famous IRL gets your every public action dissected into memes by the gossip-hungry hordes of internet users, and being famous on the internet exiles a human being from the IRL due to a combination of poor hygene, lack of social skills, sweatpants and the onset of [[Chronic Troll Syndrome]].

	Sometimes one's internet celebrity factor, by will or by misfortune, can cross over into the realm of IRL, inevitably resulting in varying degrees of humiliation ranging from [[Weev\|prison time for possession of lulzfuel]] to being [[~~Tila Tequila~~#~~Tila Tequila on Juwinlo Eye For The Straight Girl~~\|mauled by a rape-bent wildebeest stampede of clown-worshipping mongos.]]		Sometimes one's internet celebrity factor, by will or by misfortune, can cross over into the realm of IRL, inevitably resulting in varying degrees of humiliation ranging from [[Weev\|prison time for possession of lulzfuel]] to being [[Tila_Tequila#Tila_Tequila_on_Jugaylo_Eye_For_The_Straight_Girl\|mauled by a rape-bent wildebeest stampede of clown-worshipping mongos.]]

	== Celebrity Worship Drama ==		== Celebrity Worship Drama ==
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	* [[My Chemical Romance\|Gerard Way]] took each of his fellow band members, including his own brother, [[in the ass]]. Twice. Status: Confirmed by Way himself.		* [[My Chemical Romance\|Gerard Way]] took each of his fellow band members, including his own brother, [[in the ass]]. Twice. Status: Confirmed by Way himself.

	==See ~~also~~==		==See Also==
	*[[Fandom]]		*[[Fandom]]
	*[[Perez Hilton]]		*[[Perez Hilton]]
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	*[[Rich and beautiful]]		*[[Rich and beautiful]]

	[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]		[[Category: Fandom Stuff]]

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	Real life and the internet are anathema to one another: being famous IRL gets your every public action dissected into memes by the gossip-hungry hordes of internet users, and being famous on the internet exiles a human being from the IRL due to a combination of poor hygene, lack of social skills, sweatpants and the onset of [[Chronic Troll Syndrome]].		Real life and the internet are anathema to one another: being famous IRL gets your every public action dissected into memes by the gossip-hungry hordes of internet users, and being famous on the internet exiles a human being from the IRL due to a combination of poor hygene, lack of social skills, sweatpants and the onset of [[Chronic Troll Syndrome]].

	Sometimes one's internet celebrity factor, by will or by misfortune, can cross over into the realm of IRL, inevitably resulting in varying degrees of humiliation ranging from [[Weev\|prison time for possession of lulzfuel]] to being [[~~Tila_Tequila~~#~~Tila_Tequila_on_Jugaylo_Eye_For_The_Straight_Girl~~\|mauled by a rape-bent wildebeest stampede of clown-worshipping mongos.]]		Sometimes one's internet celebrity factor, by will or by misfortune, can cross over into the realm of IRL, inevitably resulting in varying degrees of humiliation ranging from [[Weev\|prison time for possession of lulzfuel]] to being [[Tila Tequila#Tila Tequila on Juwinlo Eye For The Straight Girl\|mauled by a rape-bent wildebeest stampede of clown-worshipping mongos.]]

	== Celebrity Worship Drama ==		== Celebrity Worship Drama ==
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	* [[My Chemical Romance\|Gerard Way]] took each of his fellow band members, including his own brother, [[in the ass]]. Twice. Status: Confirmed by Way himself.		* [[My Chemical Romance\|Gerard Way]] took each of his fellow band members, including his own brother, [[in the ass]]. Twice. Status: Confirmed by Way himself.

	==See ~~Also~~==		==See also==
	*[[Fandom]]		*[[Fandom]]
	*[[Perez Hilton]]		*[[Perez Hilton]]
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	*[[Rich and beautiful]]		*[[Rich and beautiful]]

	[[Category: Fandom Stuff]]		[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]

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Modern Myths

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	== Modern Myths ==		== Modern Myths ==
	* [[Paris Hilton]] is an exhibitionist porn star. Status: True.		* [[Paris Hilton]] is an exhibitionist porn star turned [[NFT]] artist. Status: True.
	* [[Michael Jackson]] is raping aryan children in Mormon heaven. Status: Definitely.		* [[Michael Jackson]] is raping aryan children in Mormon heaven. Status: Definitely.
	* [[Tomb Raider\|Angelina Jolie]] is biologically related to [[The Unknown Autobot#A Challenger Appears\|Brad Pitt]]. Status: True.		* [[Tomb Raider\|Angelina Jolie]] is biologically related to [[The Unknown Autobot#A Challenger Appears\|Brad Pitt]]. Status: True.

imported>Krade at 01:32, 16 September 2016

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	[[Image:Mootmootmooot.jpg\|thumb\|Internet celebrity]]		[[Image:Mootmootmooot.jpg\|thumb\|Internet celebrity]]

	A famous person who has received public recognition for something on the [[internets]], in the [[Old Media]] or locally. [[Actor]]s, sports [[hero]]es, [[serial killer]]s, [[politician]]s, and cock sucking debutants are all examples of IRL celebrities.		A '''celebrity''' is a [[not\|famous]] person who has received public recognition for something on the [[internets]], in the [[Old Media]] or locally. [[Actor]]s, sports [[hero]]es, [[serial killer]]s, [[politician]]s, and cock sucking debutants are all examples of IRL celebrities.

	If a celebrity attempts to fap or urinate onto your face, you are obliged to enjoy it and to not struggle. This is the law of Hollywood and by extension the law of worldwide fame recognition. Proof of the act can and will be used against you both but hey, at least someone knows your name!		If a celebrity attempts to fap or urinate onto your face, you are obliged to enjoy it and to not struggle. This is the law of Hollywood and by extension the law of worldwide fame recognition. Proof of the act can and will be used against you both but hey, at least someone knows your name!

	== Degrees of IRL Celebrity ==		== Degrees of IRL Celebrity ==
	*'''A-~~list celebrity'''~~		===A-List===
	Famous people who interest everyone. They are invited to all the cool parties, can command any salary they like for as little work as humanly imaginable, and are allowed to entice small boys to their lairs of [[pedophilia]] without legal consequence. Examples: [[Michael Jackson]], [[Britney Spears]], Hilary Duff, Johnny Depp and Tom "Placenta-for-breakfast" Cruise.		Famous people who interest everyone. They are invited to all the cool parties, can command any salary they like for as little work as humanly imaginable, and are allowed to entice small boys to their lairs of [[pedophilia]] without legal consequence. Examples: [[Michael Jackson]], [[Britney Spears]], Hilary Duff, Johnny Depp and Tom "Placenta-for-breakfast" Cruise.
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	~~<br>~~		===B-List===
	~~<br>~~
	*'''B-~~list celebrity'''~~
	People who are marginally well-known and mildly interesting. They must park cars at the cool parties and hire publicity agents to force the happenings of their pathetic, attention-hungry lives into our group consciousness. Examples: Teri Hatcher, [[Rosie O'Donnell]], Michael J. Fox, Nicolas Cage, [[WHEN I WAS\|Gerard Way]], [[negro\|Jay-Z]] and most Hollywood jews.		People who are marginally well-known and mildly interesting. They must park cars at the cool parties and hire publicity agents to force the happenings of their pathetic, attention-hungry lives into our group consciousness. Examples: Teri Hatcher, [[Rosie O'Donnell]], Michael J. Fox, Nicolas Cage, [[WHEN I WAS\|Gerard Way]], [[negro\|Jay-Z]] and most Hollywood jews.
	~~<br>~~
	~~<br>~~		===Z-List===
	~~<br>~~
	*'''Z-~~list celebrity'''~~
	This level includes former child stars, people from reality shows, deposed dictators, and run-of-the-mill porn actors whose best hope is to crash parties before getting kicked out onto the cardboard. Examples: [[Dustin Diamond]], Carrot Top, Kevin Federline, Kendra Wilkinson and the whole cast of SyFy Channel's Mega Piranha. Pro-tip: If you are given the title "celebrity", you are not really a celebrity.		This level includes former child stars, people from reality shows, deposed dictators, and run-of-the-mill porn actors whose best hope is to crash parties before getting kicked out onto the cardboard. Examples: [[Dustin Diamond]], Carrot Top, Kevin Federline, Kendra Wilkinson and the whole cast of SyFy Channel's Mega Piranha. Pro-tip: If you are given the title "celebrity", you are not really a celebrity.
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	==[[Internet ~~celebrity~~]]==		==[[Internet Celebrity]]==

	On the opposite end of celebrity lurk people who are well-known only on the [[internet]]s such as famous site owners, token Youtubers, major-league sick fucks and certain ruinating trolls. Internet celebrities range from feared and respected final bosses of the interwebz to laughingstocks who have likely have an article somewhere around here. Internet fame is just as fickle and bittersweet as IRL fame, albiet with none of the benefits. Begging for donations and having one's luxurious e-peen stroked by countless thousands of nameless trogolodytes is the most these people can hope for. Naturally, all of the above are only invited to parties when a piñata is needed.		On the opposite end of celebrity lurk people who are well-known only on the [[internet]]s such as famous site owners, token Youtubers, major-league sick fucks and certain ruinating trolls. Internet celebrities range from feared and respected final bosses of the interwebz to laughingstocks who have likely have an article somewhere around here. Internet fame is just as fickle and bittersweet as IRL fame, albiet with none of the benefits. Begging for donations and having one's luxurious e-peen stroked by countless thousands of nameless trogolodytes is the most these people can hope for. Naturally, all of the above are only invited to parties when a piñata is needed.
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	* [[My Chemical Romance\|Gerard Way]] took each of his fellow band members, including his own brother, [[in the ass]]. Twice. Status: Confirmed by Way himself.		* [[My Chemical Romance\|Gerard Way]] took each of his fellow band members, including his own brother, [[in the ass]]. Twice. Status: Confirmed by Way himself.

	== ~~Related articles~~ ==		==See Also==
	*[[Fandom]]		*[[Fandom]]
	*[[Perez Hilton]]		*[[Perez Hilton]]
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	*[[Hollywood]]		*[[Hollywood]]
	*[[Rich and beautiful]]		*[[Rich and beautiful]]

	~~== Unrelated articles ==~~
	*[[You]]

	[[Category: Fandom Stuff]]		[[Category: Fandom Stuff]]

imported>Nujen: /* Degrees of IRL Celebrity */ Added one sentence about the title celebrity.

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	*'''Z-list celebrity'''		*'''Z-list celebrity'''
	This level includes former child stars, people from reality shows, deposed dictators, and run-of-the-mill porn actors whose best hope is to crash parties before getting kicked out onto the cardboard. Examples: [[Dustin Diamond]], Carrot Top, Kevin Federline, Kendra Wilkinson and the whole cast of SyFy Channel's Mega Piranha.		This level includes former child stars, people from reality shows, deposed dictators, and run-of-the-mill porn actors whose best hope is to crash parties before getting kicked out onto the cardboard. Examples: [[Dustin Diamond]], Carrot Top, Kevin Federline, Kendra Wilkinson and the whole cast of SyFy Channel's Mega Piranha. Pro-tip: If you are given the title "celebrity", you are not really a celebrity.
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imported>Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay: /* Modern Myths */

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Modern Myths

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	* [[Paris Hilton]] is an exhibitionist porn star. Status: True.		* [[Paris Hilton]] is an exhibitionist porn star. Status: True.
	* [[Michael Jackson]] is raping aryan children in Mormon heaven. Status: Definitely.		* [[Michael Jackson]] is raping aryan children in Mormon heaven. Status: Definitely.
	* [[Tomb Raider\|Angelina Jolie]] is biologically related to Brad Pitt. Status: True.		* [[Tomb Raider\|Angelina Jolie]] is biologically related to [[The Unknown Autobot#A Challenger Appears\|Brad Pitt]]. Status: True.
	* The [[Olsen Twins]] plan to legalize [[wincest]] having already popularized it on celluloid. Status: True! Google search it.		* The [[Olsen Twins]] plan to legalize [[wincest]] having already popularized it on celluloid. Status: True! Google search it.
	* [[Amy Winehouse]] is the Wicked Witch of the West. She gave the Wizard a rimjob in exchange for a time-machine hightail out of Oz and into the 21st century. Status: True, but it [[goatse\|wasn't just a rimjob]].		* [[Amy Winehouse]] is the Wicked Witch of the West. She gave the Wizard a rimjob in exchange for a time-machine hightail out of Oz and into the 21st century. Status: True, but it [[goatse\|wasn't just a rimjob]].

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	*[[Hollywood]]		*[[Hollywood]]
	*[[~~rich~~ and beautiful]]		*[[Rich and beautiful]]

	== Unrelated articles ==		== Unrelated articles ==