Cash Items - Revision history

imported>Mike the Great at 01:05, 13 April 2012

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	~~{{underconstruction}}~~

	'''''Cash Items''''' are items found in the various free to play (and more recently some of the pay per month) online games played by basement dwellers worldwide, in an attempt to line the pockets of the games' proprietors with more and more of mom and dad's money. Years ago some enterprising [[Jew\|jew]] realized that they could sell pixels and sometimes not even that (in the form of simple numeric increases in stats, storage space, and similar) to the aspie's who feel that such additions are necessary to increase their status' in their confused merger of real life / online avatars necessary for their validation. The following is a list of the various online games where such [[Jew Gold\|jew gold]] mining of the pockets of government supported 30 year old pederasts and 12 year olds' parents occurs.		'''''Cash Items''''' are items found in the various free to play (and more recently some of the pay per month) online games played by basement dwellers worldwide, in an attempt to line the pockets of the games' proprietors with more and more of mom and dad's money. Years ago some enterprising [[Jew\|jew]] realized that they could sell pixels and sometimes not even that (in the form of simple numeric increases in stats, storage space, and similar) to the aspie's who feel that such additions are necessary to increase their status' in their confused merger of real life / online avatars necessary for their validation. The following is a list of the various online games where such [[Jew Gold\|jew gold]] mining of the pockets of government supported 30 year old pederasts and 12 year olds' parents occurs.

imported>Mr Jonzz: /* See also */ +1 Link

2012-04-06T21:34:06Z

imported>Lorentz: /* Everquest I & II */ Fixed hump case.

2012-04-06T21:26:39Z

Everquest I & II: Fixed hump case.

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	Last thursday one of the evolving items (The [[shit]]ty Bottle, an item made very popular by Narutards) made its final transformation and turned into a sword that made [[over 9000]] Gaiafags [[BAWW]] over its pixellated shit of fail. Some fags didn't believe this was real but after at least 100 complaints they finally accepted it. However, some Gaiafags now use this as an [[bullshit\|example]] of Gaia's faggotry when bitching about something, they will frequently be heard saying things like: "DIS FEATUR SUKS! IT SUKS AS MUTCH AS DA BAWWWWWTLES FINAL FORM!!!1!!11!".		Last thursday one of the evolving items (The [[shit]]ty Bottle, an item made very popular by Narutards) made its final transformation and turned into a sword that made [[over 9000]] Gaiafags [[BAWW]] over its pixellated shit of fail. Some fags didn't believe this was real but after at least 100 complaints they finally accepted it. However, some Gaiafags now use this as an [[bullshit\|example]] of Gaia's faggotry when bitching about something, they will frequently be heard saying things like: "DIS FEATUR SUKS! IT SUKS AS MUTCH AS DA BAWWWWWTLES FINAL FORM!!!1!!11!".

	== ~~Everquest~~ I & II ==		== EverQuest I & II ==

	Once the stipend for [[MMO]] nerds everywhere, one of the first big name mmorpgs to see 3d graphics, ~~Everquest~~ has been around for a while. It cost the typical 15.99 a month to play, until recently. First ~~Everquest~~ II (EQ2) went free to play, a few months down the road, the ~~Everquest~~ (EQ1) went free to play as well. At least that's what it says.		Once the stipend for [[MMO]] nerds everywhere, one of the first big name mmorpgs to see 3d graphics, EverQuest has been around for a while. It cost the typical 15.99 a month to play, until recently. First EverQuest II (EQ2) went free to play, a few months down the road, the EverQuest (EQ1) went free to play as well. At least that's what it says.

	===[[~~Everquest~~]]===		===[[EverQuest]]===

	The older EQ1 is similarly bad. Free to play, for a very limited definition of play. As with EQ2 you have a vast reduction in the amount of in game currency you can acquire each level, this time in platinum form, which was removed in EQ2. Similarly are the item restrictions, no prestige items, although this isn't quite as bad as the multitude of fabled and legendary items found in EQ2, it is nonetheless hindering. Similar to EQ2 are the inventory and character slot limitations on unpaid accounts, the quest journal is similarly limited meaning you'll be doing a lot more walking rather than playing to turn in those quests for those scarce slots they provide.		The older EQ1 is similarly bad. Free to play, for a very limited definition of play. As with EQ2 you have a vast reduction in the amount of in game currency you can acquire each level, this time in platinum form, which was removed in EQ2. Similarly are the item restrictions, no prestige items, although this isn't quite as bad as the multitude of fabled and legendary items found in EQ2, it is nonetheless hindering. Similar to EQ2 are the inventory and character slot limitations on unpaid accounts, the quest journal is similarly limited meaning you'll be doing a lot more walking rather than playing to turn in those quests for those scarce slots they provide.

	===[[~~Everquest~~ II]]===		===[[EverQuest II]]===

	~~Everquest~~ II has a vast array of weapons, armor, and magical trinkets. For EQ2, unfortunately, without that monthly pittance you cannot wear fabled or legendary equipment. Add on top of that the inability to sell items on the broker without tokens (unless you're paid) it is ultimately only fun for the first few levels until the gear worth using exceeds your unpaid account status. No raids and no real chance without the gear, Sony knows this. Last but not least you can't earn more than 5 gold per level, at the unpaid version. They have a silver account, this increases the amount you can earn to 20 gold, and increases your skill/spell level max from adept to expert in each tier. At the lowest account level you are only granted 2 bag slots, that is a maximum of 32 items, in a game where you can easily have 50 or more quest items littering your pack. No, it isn't free to play, it's free to walk around until you realize you are going to have to pay to advance.		EverQuest II has a vast array of weapons, armor, and magical trinkets. For EQ2, unfortunately, without that monthly pittance you cannot wear fabled or legendary equipment. Add on top of that the inability to sell items on the broker without tokens (unless you're paid) it is ultimately only fun for the first few levels until the gear worth using exceeds your unpaid account status. No raids and no real chance without the gear, Sony knows this. Last but not least you can't earn more than 5 gold per level, at the unpaid version. They have a silver account, this increases the amount you can earn to 20 gold, and increases your skill/spell level max from adept to expert in each tier. At the lowest account level you are only granted 2 bag slots, that is a maximum of 32 items, in a game where you can easily have 50 or more quest items littering your pack. No, it isn't free to play, it's free to walk around until you realize you are going to have to pay to advance.

	===Station Cash===		===Station Cash===

	As if limitations on unpaid accounts were not enough, they also offer station cash. Virtual currency that you can buy such awesome things as a horse...that looks exactly like the horse you can just get in the game for pretty cheap, or a pair of lime green slippers no one will even even notice. You can also use station cash for various other things, in game items, bonuses, and expansion packs when they are released (or if not included in the free to play, ie. Velious).		As if limitations on unpaid accounts were not enough, they also offer station cash. Virtual currency that you can buy such awesome things as a horse...that looks exactly like the horse you can just get in the game for pretty cheap, or a pair of lime green slippers no one will even even notice. You can also use station cash for various other things, in game items, bonuses, and expansion packs when they are released (or if not included in the free to play, ie. Velious).

	== Money for "Money" ==		== Money for "Money" ==

imported>DekoMan91: /* External Links */

2012-04-06T21:04:42Z

External Links

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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*[http://www.everquest.com/free ~~EveryQuest~~ F2P]		*[http://www.everquest.com/free EverQuest F2P]

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imported>DekoMan91: Alphabetical order; linked titles to ED pages; put link into "External Link" section

2012-04-06T21:04:08Z

Alphabetical order; linked titles to ED pages; put link into "External Link" section

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	Once the stipend for [[MMO]] nerds everywhere, one of the first big name mmorpgs to see 3d graphics, Everquest has been around for a while. It cost the typical 15.99 a month to play, until recently. First Everquest II (EQ2) went free to play, a few months down the road, the Everquest (EQ1) went free to play as well. At least that's what it says.		Once the stipend for [[MMO]] nerds everywhere, one of the first big name mmorpgs to see 3d graphics, Everquest has been around for a while. It cost the typical 15.99 a month to play, until recently. First Everquest II (EQ2) went free to play, a few months down the road, the Everquest (EQ1) went free to play as well. At least that's what it says.

	===[~~http://www.everquest.com/free\|~~ Everquest II]===		===[[Everquest]]===

	~~Everquest II has a vast array of weapons, armor, and magical trinkets. For EQ2, unfortunately, without that monthly pittance you cannot wear fabled or legendary equipment~~. ~~Add on top of that the inability~~ to sell items on the broker without tokens (unless you're paid) it is ultimately only fun for the first few levels until the gear worth using exceeds your unpaid account status. No raids and no real chance without the gear, ~~Sony knows this~~. ~~Last but not least~~ you ~~can't earn more than 5 gold per level, at the unpaid version. They~~ have a ~~silver account, this increases~~ the amount you can ~~earn to 20 gold~~, ~~and increases your skill/spell level max from adept to expert~~ in ~~each tier~~. At the ~~lowest account level you are only granted 2 bag slots, that is a maximum of 32 items~~, ~~in a game where you can easily have 50 or more quest~~ items ~~littering your pack. No~~, it isn't ~~free to play~~, it~~'s free~~ to ~~walk around until~~ you ~~realize you are going~~ to ~~have to pay to advance~~.		The older EQ1 is similarly bad. Free to play, for a very limited definition of play. As with EQ2 you have a vast reduction in the amount of in game currency you can acquire each level, this time in platinum form, which was removed in EQ2. Similarly are the item restrictions, no prestige items, although this isn't quite as bad as the multitude of fabled and legendary items found in EQ2, it is nonetheless hindering. Similar to EQ2 are the inventory and character slot limitations on unpaid accounts, the quest journal is similarly limited meaning you'll be doing a lot more walking rather than playing to turn in those quests for those scarce slots they provide.

	===[~~http://www.everquest.com/free\|~~ Everquest I]===		===[[Everquest II]]===

	~~The older EQ1 is similarly bad~~. ~~Free~~ to ~~play~~, ~~for a very limited definition of play~~. ~~As with EQ2~~ you have a ~~vast reduction in~~ the amount ~~of in game currency~~ you can ~~acquire each level~~, ~~this time~~ in ~~platinum form, which was removed in EQ2~~. ~~Similarly~~ are ~~the item restrictions~~, ~~no prestige~~ items, ~~although this~~ isn't ~~quite as bad as the multitude of fabled and legendary items found in EQ2~~, it ~~is nonetheless hindering. Similar~~ to ~~EQ2~~ are ~~the inventory and character slot limitations on unpaid accounts, the quest journal is similarly limited meaning you'll be doing a lot more walking rather than playing~~ to ~~turn in those quests for those scarce slots they provide~~.		Everquest II has a vast array of weapons, armor, and magical trinkets. For EQ2, unfortunately, without that monthly pittance you cannot wear fabled or legendary equipment. Add on top of that the inability to sell items on the broker without tokens (unless you're paid) it is ultimately only fun for the first few levels until the gear worth using exceeds your unpaid account status. No raids and no real chance without the gear, Sony knows this. Last but not least you can't earn more than 5 gold per level, at the unpaid version. They have a silver account, this increases the amount you can earn to 20 gold, and increases your skill/spell level max from adept to expert in each tier. At the lowest account level you are only granted 2 bag slots, that is a maximum of 32 items, in a game where you can easily have 50 or more quest items littering your pack. No, it isn't free to play, it's free to walk around until you realize you are going to have to pay to advance.

	===Station Cash===		===Station Cash===

	As if limitations on unpaid accounts were not enough, they also offer station cash. Virtual currency that you can buy such awesome things as a horse...that looks exactly like the horse you can just get in the game for pretty cheap, or a pair of lime green slippers no one will even even notice. You can also use station cash for various other things, in game items, bonuses, and expansion packs when they are released (or if not included in the free to play, ie. Velious).		As if limitations on unpaid accounts were not enough, they also offer station cash. Virtual currency that you can buy such awesome things as a horse...that looks exactly like the horse you can just get in the game for pretty cheap, or a pair of lime green slippers no one will even even notice. You can also use station cash for various other things, in game items, bonuses, and expansion packs when they are released (or if not included in the free to play, ie. Velious).



	== Money for "Money" ==		== Money for "Money" ==
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	*[[Team Fortress 2]]		*[[Team Fortress 2]]
	*[[World of Warcraft]]		*[[World of Warcraft]]

			==External Links==
			*[http://www.everquest.com/free EveryQuest F2P]

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imported>Lorentz at 20:56, 6 April 2012

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 === Lulz from Gaia Developers ===
 Last thursday one of the evolving items (The [[shit]]ty Bottle, an item made very popular by Narutards) made its final transformation and turned into a sword that made [[over 9000]] Gaiafags [[BAWW]] over its pixellated shit of fail. Some fags didn't believe this was real but after at least 100 complaints they finally accepted it. However, some Gaiafags now use this as an [[bullshit|example]] of Gaia's faggotry when bitching about something, they will frequently be heard saying things like: "DIS FEATUR SUKS! IT SUKS AS MUTCH AS DA BAWWWWWTLES FINAL FORM!!!1!!11!".
 == Money for "Money" ==

imported>DekoMan91: /* See also */ Forgot two.

2012-03-26T22:57:48Z

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	*[[Basement dweller]]		*[[Basement dweller]]
	*[[EVE Online]]		*[[EVE Online]]
			*[[Farmville]]
	*[[Gaia Online]]		*[[Gaia Online]]
	*[[Jew gold]]		*[[Jew gold]]

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	*[[No life]]		*[[No life]]
			*[[RuneScape]]
	*[[Team Fortress 2]]		*[[Team Fortress 2]]
			*[[World of Warcraft]]

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