Captain Obvious - Revision history

imported>Krade: /* Obvious Quotes */

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Obvious Quotes

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	== Obvious Quotes ==		== Obvious Quotes ==
	{{~~squote~~\|"The vast majority of our imports come from other countries."\|[[Dubya]]}}		<center>
			{{morphquote\|obviousquotes\|background:none; width:50%\|font-weight:bold
	~~{{squote~~\|"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."\|[[Retard\|Miss Alabama]]}}		\|The vast majority of our imports come from other countries.\|[[Dubya]]
			\|I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.\|[[Retard\|Miss Alabama]]
	~~{{squote~~\|"Government, obviously, cannot fill a child's emotional needs. Nor can it fill his spiritual and moral needs. Government is not a father or mother. Government has never raised a child, and it never will."\|[[Republican\|William Bennett]]}}		\|Government, obviously, cannot fill a child's emotional needs. Nor can it fill his spiritual and moral needs. Government is not a father or mother. Government has never raised a child, and it never will.\|[[Republican\|William Bennett]]
			\|Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.\|Bill Maher
	~~{{squote~~\|"Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious."\|Bill Maher}}		\|It is my job to do my job.\|[[Dubya]] again
			\|And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place.\|[[Moar]] [[Dubya]]!
	~~{{squote~~\|"It is my job to do my job."\|[[Dubya]] again}}		\|The [[goggles]]! They do nothing!\|[[German\|Reineer Wolfcastle]]
			\|Quintuplets' mom stressed: [[Sheneequa\|Adwai Malual]] is raising five newborns with little money and her husband still overseas.\|[[Old Media\|Washington Post]]}}
	~~{{squote~~\|"And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place."\|[[Moar]] [[Dubya]]!}}		</center>

	~~{{squote~~\|"The [[goggles]]! They do nothing!\|[[German\|Reineer Wolfcastle]]}}

	~~{{squote~~\|"Quintuplets' mom stressed: [[Sheneequa\|Adwai Malual]] is raising five newborns with little money and her husband still overseas."\|[[Old Media\|Washington Post]]}}

	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>Anon117: /* List of Obvious things */

2014-03-17T21:41:16Z

List of Obvious things

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imported>Anon117: /* List of Obvious things */

2014-03-17T21:41:16Z

List of Obvious things

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imported>Anon117: /* List of Obvious things */

2014-03-17T21:41:16Z

List of Obvious things

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imported>Anon117: /* List of Obvious things */

2014-03-17T21:41:16Z

List of Obvious things

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	* You cannot divide by zero		* You cannot divide by zero
	* [[Jews did WTC]]		* [[Jews did WTC]]
			* Aliens came from space
			* NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts
			* [[God hates fags]]

	Should you encounter a Captain Obvious, do the right thing and [[hack]] his [[IP]], cover his [[Facebook]] with [[CP]] and report him to the [[FBI]]. Many [[lulz]] will be generated from this. Alternatively, you could pretend to be a [[Delicious cake\|delicious]] [[loli]] and lure [[Pedophile\|him]] to your house. Once he finds out your a grown man, much [[frustration]] will be had by him. However, he might try to [[rape]] [[Sick fuck\|you anyway]] [[A cat is fine too\|to make up for the lack of sweet 10-year-old female pussy]].		Should you encounter a Captain Obvious, do the right thing and [[hack]] his [[IP]], cover his [[Facebook]] with [[CP]] and report him to the [[FBI]]. Many [[lulz]] will be generated from this. Alternatively, you could pretend to be a [[Delicious cake\|delicious]] [[loli]] and lure [[Pedophile\|him]] to your house. Once he finds out your a grown man, much [[frustration]] will be had by him. However, he might try to [[rape]] [[Sick fuck\|you anyway]] [[A cat is fine too\|to make up for the lack of sweet 10-year-old female pussy]].

imported>Mr Jonzz: /* Gallery */ obvious pipe is obvious

2014-01-07T04:03:39Z

Gallery: obvious pipe is obvious

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	File:GeeNoShit.jpg		File:GeeNoShit.jpg
	File:Ejaculate the semen.jpg		File:Ejaculate the semen.jpg
	Image:PEOPLE_DIE_IF_THEY_ARE_KILLED.jpg\|No shit, Sherlock.		Image:PEOPLE_DIE_IF_THEY_ARE_KILLED.jpg\|No shit, [[Sherlock]].
	</gallery></center>		</gallery></center>

imported>CrackRabbit: /* List of Obvious things */

2013-10-11T23:03:23Z

List of Obvious things

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	* [[You fail it]]		* [[You fail it]]
	* [[George Bush]] is actually a reincarned nigger		* [[George Bush]] is actually a reincarned nigger
	* [[/b/]] is an secret underground hacking site
	* [http://hahaha.on.nimp.org HAHAHA] [[DISREGARD THAT]], [[YOU]] [[Fellatio\|SUCK COCKS]]
	* The [[Party Van]] is outside your house		* The [[Party Van]] is outside your house
	* Teh [[internetz]] is [[serious business]]		* Teh [[internetz]] is [[serious business]]
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	* [[Jews did WTC]]		* [[Jews did WTC]]

	Should you encounter a Captain Obvious, do the right thing and [[hack]] his [[IP]], cover his [[~~MySpace~~]] with [[CP]] and report him to the [[FBI]]. Many [[lulz]] will be generated from this. Alternatively, you could pretend to be a [[Delicious cake\|delicious]] [[loli]] and lure [[Pedophile\|him]] to your house. Once he finds out your a grown man, much [[frustration]] will be had by him. However, he might try to [[rape]] [[Sick fuck\|you anyway]] [[A cat is fine too\|to make up for the lack of sweet 10-year-old female pussy]].		Should you encounter a Captain Obvious, do the right thing and [[hack]] his [[IP]], cover his [[Facebook]] with [[CP]] and report him to the [[FBI]]. Many [[lulz]] will be generated from this. Alternatively, you could pretend to be a [[Delicious cake\|delicious]] [[loli]] and lure [[Pedophile\|him]] to your house. Once he finds out your a grown man, much [[frustration]] will be had by him. However, he might try to [[rape]] [[Sick fuck\|you anyway]] [[A cat is fine too\|to make up for the lack of sweet 10-year-old female pussy]].

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

imported>Курка Аалямб: /* External Links */

2013-05-27T19:15:21Z

External Links

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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	* [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Captain_obvious This article is obviously shit.]		* [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Captain_obvious This article is obviously shit.]
	* {{UkrED\|~~Отаман Вочевидячки~~\|UkrDramatica's article on this}}		* {{UkrED\|Отаман_Вочевидячки\|UkrDramatica's article on this}}
	*[http://darth.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Obvious Darth Obvious]		*[http://darth.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Obvious Darth Obvious]

	{{memes}}		{{memes}}
	[[Category:Memes]]		[[Category:Memes]]

imported>Курка Аалямб at 19:56, 26 May 2013

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	==External Links==		==External Links==

	* [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Captain_obvious This article is obviously shit.]		* [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Captain_obvious This article is obviously shit.]
			* {{UkrED\|Отаман Вочевидячки\|UkrDramatica's article on this}}
	*[http://darth.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Obvious Darth Obvious]		*[http://darth.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Obvious Darth Obvious]

	{{memes}}		{{memes}}
	[[Category:Memes]]		[[Category:Memes]]

imported>Gray at 06:33, 18 March 2013

2013-03-18T06:33:23Z

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	[[Image:TheMoarYouAreObvious.jpg\|center]]		[[Image:TheMoarYouAreObvious.jpg\|center]]


	[[Image:Captain-obvious.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Faster than the speed of stupid.]]		[[Image:Captain-obvious.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Faster than the speed of stupid.]]

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	==Old Meme Status==		==Old Meme Status==

	[[Image:Captainobviousblackform.jpg\|thumb\|right\|~~<s>[[Batman]] edition</s> That's~~ Capitan America ~~you commie.~~]]		[[Image:Captainobviousblackform.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Capitan America edition]]
	[[File:Captain obvious RE Evolution.jpg\|thumb\|That's him.]]		[[File:Captain obvious RE Evolution.jpg\|thumb\|That's him.]]
	Being an internet [[meme]] and an [[IRL]] meme at the same time, Captain Obvious can't help but feel glorious. The original edition of Captain Obvious (pictured right) shows him as a rip off of Superman and the [[KFC]] mascot fused together. However, some faggots, such as [[Uncyclopedia]] believe him to be a rip-off of [[Batman]]. Because he's so old it's hard to tell, but since [[Uncyclopedia]] has [[down syndrome]], it's fucking obvious we're right.		Being an internet [[meme]] and an [[IRL]] meme at the same time, Captain Obvious can't help but feel glorious. The original edition of Captain Obvious (pictured right) shows him as a rip off of Superman and the [[KFC]] mascot fused together. However, some faggots, such as [[Uncyclopedia]] believe him to be a rip-off of [[Batman]]. Because he's so old it's hard to tell, but since [[Uncyclopedia]] has [[down syndrome]], it's fucking obvious we're right.
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	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
			<center><gallery perrow="5">
	<center><gallery>
	Image:Obvioustroll.jpg\|If [[trolls]] are not fucking obvious, they have successfully trolled you.		Image:Obvioustroll.jpg\|If [[trolls]] are not fucking obvious, they have successfully trolled you.
	Image:Captain obvious rock.jpg\|[[Picture unrelated\|Caption unrelated]]		Image:Captain obvious rock.jpg\|[[Picture unrelated\|Caption unrelated]]
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	Image:May contain peanuts.jpg		Image:May contain peanuts.jpg
	File:GeeNoShit.jpg		File:GeeNoShit.jpg
			File:Ejaculate the semen.jpg
			Image:PEOPLE_DIE_IF_THEY_ARE_KILLED.jpg\|No shit, Sherlock.
	</gallery></center>		</gallery></center>

	== Obvious Quotes ==		== Obvious Quotes ==
	~~[[Image:PEOPLE_DIE_IF_THEY_ARE_KILLED.jpg\|thumb\|right\|No shit, Sherlock.]]~~

	{{squote\|"The vast majority of our imports come from other countries."\|[[Dubya]]}}		{{squote\|"The vast majority of our imports come from other countries."\|[[Dubya]]}}

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	== Obvious Quotes ==		== Obvious Quotes ==
	{{~~squote~~\|"The vast majority of our imports come from other countries."\|[[Dubya]]}}		<center>
			{{morphquote\|obviousquotes\|background:none; width:50%\|font-weight:bold
	~~{{squote~~\|"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."\|[[Retard\|Miss Alabama]]}}		\|The vast majority of our imports come from other countries.\|[[Dubya]]
			\|I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.\|[[Retard\|Miss Alabama]]
	~~{{squote~~\|"Government, obviously, cannot fill a child's emotional needs. Nor can it fill his spiritual and moral needs. Government is not a father or mother. Government has never raised a child, and it never will."\|[[Republican\|William Bennett]]}}		\|Government, obviously, cannot fill a child's emotional needs. Nor can it fill his spiritual and moral needs. Government is not a father or mother. Government has never raised a child, and it never will.\|[[Republican\|William Bennett]]
			\|Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.\|Bill Maher
	~~{{squote~~\|"Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious."\|Bill Maher}}		\|It is my job to do my job.\|[[Dubya]] again
			\|And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place.\|[[Moar]] [[Dubya]]!
	~~{{squote~~\|"It is my job to do my job."\|[[Dubya]] again}}		\|The [[goggles]]! They do nothing!\|[[German\|Reineer Wolfcastle]]
			\|Quintuplets' mom stressed: [[Sheneequa\|Adwai Malual]] is raising five newborns with little money and her husband still overseas.\|[[Old Media\|Washington Post]]}}
	~~{{squote~~\|"And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place."\|[[Moar]] [[Dubya]]!}}		</center>

	~~{{squote~~\|"The [[goggles]]! They do nothing!\|[[German\|Reineer Wolfcastle]]}}

	~~{{squote~~\|"Quintuplets' mom stressed: [[Sheneequa\|Adwai Malual]] is raising five newborns with little money and her husband still overseas."\|[[Old Media\|Washington Post]]}}

	==See Also==		==See Also==