Captain Crunch - Revision history

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imported>ColumbineLegend420 at 12:27, 23 May 2018

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	Many Vietnam vets find their solace in heroin and whores. '''Captain Crunch''' (aka '''John Draper'''), on the other hand, took his tortured mind and abused [[Bell]]. Contrary to what he claims, he actually never had any skill besides lvl 2 soldering. [[blue box\|Blue boxers]] had become the [[script kiddie\|script kiddies]] of [[phreak\|phreaking]] by the time Crunch was doing anything. He had a friend who realized that the 2600hz sound in a breakfast cereal toy was not the devil speaking to him, it was actually a time travel machine that could make free telephone calls. [[Woz]] recruited Crunch into his super elite [[bantown\|hack team]] and they travelled around the US doing acid and confing. Soon, he turned media whore and spilled the beans to the Village Voice. [[The Man]] didn't like the fact that Captain Crunch was bragging so loudly about his [[skillz]], so they put him in [[prison]].		Many Vietnam vets find their solace in heroin and whores. '''Captain Crunch''' [[powerword\|(aka '''John Draper''')]], on the other hand, took his tortured mind and abused [[Bell]]. Contrary to what he claims, he actually never had any skill besides lvl 2 soldering. [[blue box\|Blue boxers]] had become the [[script kiddie\|script kiddies]] of [[phreak\|phreaking]] by the time Crunch was doing anything. He had a friend who realized that the 2600hz sound in a breakfast cereal toy was not the devil speaking to him, it was actually a time travel machine that could make free telephone calls. [[Woz]] recruited Crunch into his super elite [[bantown\|hack team]] and they travelled around the US doing acid and confing. Soon, he turned media whore and spilled the beans to the Village Voice. [[The Man]] didn't like the fact that Captain Crunch was bragging so loudly about his [[skillz]], so they put him in [[prison]].

	== Working with Woz ==		== Working with Woz ==

imported>Fuckccrunch: allegations

2017-11-15T06:41:35Z

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	== Failures ==		== Failures ==
	His first and only project was [http://freshmeat.net/projects/crunchbox/ CrunchBox] which was supposed to be an [[OpenBSD]] firewall+intrusion detection system. The project proved to be a huge [[failure]] and never went past anything more than talk. However if you talk to Draper he will claim that he sets up custom CrunchBoxes for networks at 20 k a pop. Draper has pretty much slipped into obscurity, don't ever start a convo with him or you may never escape. But for those that are brave he can be IMed at jdcrunchman on aim. His other only project was an attempt at making a TV show ([http://www.crunchtv.net/ CrunchTV]) targeted at [[Newbie\|noobs]] with the goal of [[Bullshit\|"Handling 95% of all the security threats in the Internet Frontier"]]. Future guests may include [[Kevin Mitnick]].		His first and only project was [http://freshmeat.net/projects/crunchbox/ CrunchBox] which was supposed to be an [[OpenBSD]] firewall+intrusion detection system. The project proved to be a huge [[failure]] and never went past anything more than talk. However if you talk to Draper he will claim that he sets up custom CrunchBoxes for networks at 20 k a pop. Draper has pretty much slipped into obscurity, don't ever start a convo with him or you may never escape. But for those that are brave he can be IMed at jdcrunchman on aim. His other only project was an attempt at making a TV show ([http://www.crunchtv.net/ CrunchTV]) targeted at [[Newbie\|noobs]] with the goal of [[Bullshit\|"Handling 95% of all the security threats in the Internet Frontier"]]. Future guests may include [[Kevin Mitnick]].

			== Alleged interest in young men ==
			There has been a long history of allegations of inappropriate behavior by Captain Crunch, even in coverage by [https://edition.cnn.com/2000/TECH/computing/07/24/paranoia.idg/index.html CNN]. Steve Manzuik has described Captain Crunch as [https://web.archive.org/web/20171106171337/https:/twitter.com/hellNbak_/status/927354776605548544 "basically the Kevin Spacey of infosec"]. [https://web.archive.org/web/20171106102723/https:/twitter.com/thegrugq/status/927414421223129088 The Grugq warned] that "If you run an event where Captain Crunch attends, ensure a member of staff is assigned to keep teenage boys away from him. Not a joke." Violet Blue has also [https://medium.com/@violetblue/but-he-does-good-work-6710df9d9029 stated] that she is aware of Captain Crunch's persistent sexual harassment of multiple crew members.

			When these allegations were posted to Wikipedia, a dozen accounts rushed to remove them. In a [http://archive.is/zFS2x#selection-897.13-897.202 response to edits] one account wrote, "if you look at the editing history of the page, my team has been explaining this, and the page repeatedly reverts regardless. I've put a complaint in to Oversight, WF board, and legal now." This user identified themselves as part of a "team" seemingly being paid to scrub Captain Crunch's Wikipedia page. The individuals working on Captain Crunch's behalf to white-wash these allegations from the internet have been [https://web.archive.org/web/20171114215122/https://twitter.com/hellNbak_/status/930551783172194304 described as "scum" publicly].

	==Links==		==Links==

imported>Nawcom: dongs

2017-06-30T17:24:49Z

dongs

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	== Failures ==		== Failures ==
	His first and only project was [http://freshmeat.net/projects/crunchbox/ CrunchBox] which was supposed to be an [[OpenBSD]] firewall+intrusion detection system. The project proved to be a huge [[failure]] and never went past anything more than talk. However if you talk to Draper he will claim that he sets up custom ~~CrunchBox's~~ for networks at 20 k a pop. Draper has pretty much slipped into obscurity, don't ever start a convo with him or you may never escape. But for those that are brave he can be IMed at jdcrunchman on aim. His other only project was an attempt at making a TV show ([http://www.crunchtv.net/ CrunchTV]) targeted at [[Newbie\|noobs]] with the goal of [[Bullshit\|"Handling 95% of all the security threats in the Internet Frontier"]]. Future guests may include [[Kevin Mitnick]].		His first and only project was [http://freshmeat.net/projects/crunchbox/ CrunchBox] which was supposed to be an [[OpenBSD]] firewall+intrusion detection system. The project proved to be a huge [[failure]] and never went past anything more than talk. However if you talk to Draper he will claim that he sets up custom CrunchBoxes for networks at 20 k a pop. Draper has pretty much slipped into obscurity, don't ever start a convo with him or you may never escape. But for those that are brave he can be IMed at jdcrunchman on aim. His other only project was an attempt at making a TV show ([http://www.crunchtv.net/ CrunchTV]) targeted at [[Newbie\|noobs]] with the goal of [[Bullshit\|"Handling 95% of all the security threats in the Internet Frontier"]]. Future guests may include [[Kevin Mitnick]].

	==Links==		==Links==

imported>Shutupman: /* Working with Woz */

2014-01-28T18:23:59Z

Working with Woz

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Working with Woz

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	== Working with Woz ==		== Working with Woz ==
	After working at [[Apple]] for a bit, he programmed one of the first word processors ever for the Apple ][ and the [[IBM]] [[PC]] -- therefore, he should be rich, but he's not because his code was all ripped ~~from~~ [[Bill Gates]]. He blew all his money on acid parties and rape factories.		After working at [[Apple]] for a bit, he programmed one of the first word processors ever for the Apple ][ and the [[IBM]] [[PC]] -- therefore, he should be rich, but he's not because his code was all ripped by [[Bill Gates]]. He blew all his money on acid parties and rape factories.

	== What he is doing now ==		== What he is doing now ==

imported>DavesPedoFilms at 09:44, 17 January 2012

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	[[Image:John-draper-goofy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|That hair is liable to cut up the roof of your mouth.]]		[[Image:John-draper-goofy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|That hair is liable to cut up the roof of your mouth.]]
	~~[[Image:Johnbear.png\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Captain Pedo Johnbear]]~~
	[[Image:LovesTehCock.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Captain Crunch, serving on a panel for [[cock]] enthusiasts.]]		[[Image:LovesTehCock.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Captain Crunch, serving on a panel for [[cock]] enthusiasts.]]
	~~[[Image:PuttingMovesOnGD-Pedobear.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Cap'n and Pedobear both hitting on the same guy.]]~~
	[[Image:CapnCrunchWhistle.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Capt. Crunch whistle that emits 2600Hz frequency used for pwning Ma Bell, not his work.]]		[[Image:CapnCrunchWhistle.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Capt. Crunch whistle that emits 2600Hz frequency used for pwning Ma Bell, not his work.]]

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imported>DavesPedoFilms: /* Working with Woz */

2012-01-17T09:43:21Z

Working with Woz

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	== Working with Woz ==		== Working with Woz ==
	After working at [[Apple]] for a bit, he programmed one of the first word processors ever for the Apple ][ and the [[IBM]] [[PC]] -- therefore, he should be rich, but he's not because his code was all ripped from [[Bill Gates]]. He blew all his money on acid parties and ~~virgin boy~~ rape factories.		After working at [[Apple]] for a bit, he programmed one of the first word processors ever for the Apple ][ and the [[IBM]] [[PC]] -- therefore, he should be rich, but he's not because his code was all ripped from [[Bill Gates]]. He blew all his money on acid parties and rape factories.

	== What he is doing now ==		== What he is doing now ==