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[[image:Gamegearman.jpg|thumb|HOLY SHIT]]

In December of 2005, the infamous "Game Gear Man" photo was taken and posted on /b/ and /v/. It was posted frequently over the course of the next few months (mostly by him) but other anonymous started to use it in various situations. It is a popular photo for [[sticky]] [[flood]]s, and was also used in the /b/ raid that crashed 4chan on [[B/-day|/b/-day 2006]].

Eventually, threads started to arise combining his face from the photo with dozens of other memes and /b/ catchphrases, or simply other images that were popular at the time. These images spread around /b/, and can be seen in use by random anons on occasion. ([http://s100.photobucket.com/albums/m26/captainmemes/ Gallery of all known Capn-meme pics])

== Involvement With Invasions ==

Back around 2005-2006, Captain has been involved with many major [[b|/b/]] raids, either on major levels in terms of [[crapflood|crapflooding]] and organization, or even starting the raids on deserving targets. He is credited with starting the highly successful [[Zelda Guide]] raid, and the initial parts of the [[Zelda Universe]] raids in the summer of 2006. He was also a driving force behind the anti-Furry raids that sparked [[B/-day|/b/-day]], as well as doing his damned best to try and hold the /b/tards together on 7chan rather than let them drift apart to various weaker factions during the ensuing Civil War, going as far as to author the [[Anonymous#The_Declaration_of_%2Fb.%2F_Independence|Declaration of /b/ Independence]] in order to unite Anon.

== Disappearance from /b/ and the Zangaroa Trolling Group ==

After amassing a sizable legion of warriors and /i/nsurgents handpicked from 4chan, 7chan and various other message boards, the infamous Zangaroa Trolling Group (later known as Zangaroa Entertainment Services) came into being. Acting outside of the confines of imageboards, Zangaroa was responsible for several [[raids]] over the course of 2007-2008, all of which resulted in [[shit nobody cares about|several major websites being taken down]].

[[Zelda Universe]] was hit again in the summer of 2007 and several more times after that by /i/nsurgents on 420chan with ties to the Zangaroa group. 2007 also saw the destruction of [http://z7.invisionfree.com/ASE_Headquarters/index.php? a random InvisionFree forums] as well as [[Windeh|Shaun Barrett]], former [[Anonymous]] who had started attacking Anon strongholds.

2008 brought with it an attack on furry pedophile [[Patrick McCallum]], as well as the infamous [[Bill Mitchell]] raid, which also resulted in the utter destruction of the '''entire''' Initialized-IRC network and several message boards tied to it. Along with the Bill Mitchell and Init-IRC raid, Zangaroa saw itself briefly allied with the [[Substantia]] trolling group, who teamed together to bring the [[AIDS|pain train]] to [[Gurkirat Vig]]. However, Substantia would soon vanish completely [[Delete fucking everything|without a trace]] after reports that they were [[prison|amassing stolen credit card information]].

== Captain Gets Van'd ==
[[image:N589743799 1855287 4614267.jpg|thumb|What he looks like now]]
August 2008 saw Captain get [[partyvan|arrested]], not for hacking websites, but rather for getting completely [[drunk|shitfaced]] and [[Grand Theft Auto|borrowing a car]]. Not much of the actual event can be remembered, aside from there being lots of [[vomit|vomiting]], property damage, and waking up with a killer hangover the next morning in New Jersey, [[epic|nearly 200 miles from his home in Connecticut, with no recollection of how he got there]]. Since his arrest, he has been married, divorced, and is currently [[homeless|couchsurfing around the country]]. He was released from probation on August 24, 2010, once more being loosed on an unsuspecting world.

As for Zangaroa, it eventually morphed into the security-consulting firm [http://www.zangaroa.com Zangaroa Enterprises], which [[whore|rents its knowledge of the internet out to the highest bidder]].

== Contact Information ==

'''AIM:''' capncornflake

'''Website:''' [http://denniswyman.com denniswyman.com]

'''IRC:''' He can typically be found on irc.zangaroa.com, and is usually in #vgrc going by the name 'capncornflake'

==Links==
*[http://www.facebook.com/dennis.wyman Facebook]
*[http://twitter.com/capncornflake Twitter] where he can usually be found [[shit nobody cares about|spouting off inane nonsense]].

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imported>Unknown: Created page with " HOLY SHIT In December of 2005, the infamous "Game Gear Man" photo was taken and posted on /b/ and /v/. It was posted frequently over the course ..."