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How to Troll Capitalist Pigs

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	#Tell them that [[OWS]] will never accept them and "Occupy the Fed" will never happen.		#Tell them that [[OWS]] will never accept them and "Occupy the Fed" will never happen.
	#Show them this article.		#Show them this article.
			#Call them a lolbertarian

	==How to [[Troll]] [[Faggots\|Anti-Capitalists]]==		==How to [[Troll]] [[Faggots\|Anti-Capitalists]]==

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	Although [[Some argue\|people claim]] that there is no alternative to capitalism today, that's total bullshit since, as we've already pointed out, Capitalism is a fairytale, and, unlike the theory, [[IRL\|in reality]] most [[America\|capitalist]] [[China\|countries]] are full of shitty service-sector jobs and low wages. But that's okay... because [[you\|most people]] would just squander their money on [[hookers and blow]] anyway...		Although [[Some argue\|people claim]] that there is no alternative to capitalism today, that's total bullshit since, as we've already pointed out, Capitalism is a fairytale, and, unlike the theory, [[IRL\|in reality]] most [[America\|capitalist]] [[China\|countries]] are full of shitty service-sector jobs and low wages. But that's okay... because [[you\|most people]] would just squander their money on [[hookers and blow]] anyway...
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	<center><youtube>qOP2V_np2c0</youtube>~~</center>~~<center>''Capitalism and all its flaws, in a short video. Be sure to show capitalist pigs this video if you want to [[troll]] them.''</center>		<center>{{frame\|<youtube>qOP2V_np2c0</youtube>
			<center>'''''Capitalism and all its flaws, in a short video. Be sure to show capitalist pigs this video if you want to [[troll]] them.'''''}}</center>


	==History==		==History==
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	==How To Get Ahead In Capitalism==		==How To Get Ahead In Capitalism==
	~~<center>Notice how the [[alpha male]]s dominate their inferiors~~
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	<youtube>w4Pu_JuPILw</youtube>		<center>{{frame\|<youtube>w4Pu_JuPILw</youtube>
	</center>		<center>'''Notice how the [[alpha male]]s dominate their inferiors'''}}</center>
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	==How to [[Troll]] Capitalist Pigs==		==How to [[Troll]] Capitalist Pigs==
	*Ask them how it feels to be corporate slaves.		#Ask them how it feels to be corporate slaves.
	*Force them to watch (or say anything good about) any of the following movies: The Corporation, Fight Club, any of the [[conspiracy theory\|Zeitgeist]] movies, They Live, Inside Job, and We're Not Broke.		#Force them to watch (or say anything good about) any of the following movies: The Corporation, Fight Club, any of the [[conspiracy theory\|Zeitgeist]] movies, They Live, Inside Job, and We're Not Broke.
	*Tell them that socialism/communism isn't the only alternative to capitalism.		#Tell them that socialism/communism isn't the only alternative to capitalism.
	*Insist that corporations are more of a problem then government.		#Insist that corporations are more of a problem then government.
	*Claim capitalism killed at least 500 million people with the tobacco and fast food industry.		#Claim capitalism killed at least 500 million people with the tobacco and fast food industry.
	*Join an anti-capitalist movement and/or protest.		#Join an anti-capitalist movement and/or protest.
	*Tell them that [[OWS]] will never accept them and "Occupy the Fed" will never happen.		#Tell them that [[OWS]] will never accept them and "Occupy the Fed" will never happen.
	*Show them this article.		#Show them this article.

	==How to [[Troll]] [[Faggots\|Anti-Capitalists]]==		==How to [[Troll]] [[Faggots\|Anti-Capitalists]]==
	*Insist that the Fed is the reason why capitalism isn't working in the US.		#Insist that the Fed is the reason why capitalism isn't working in the US.
	*Tell them that the problem is [[Shit nobody cares about\|not with capitalism itself, but rather a collusion between private enterprise and government.]]		#Tell them that the problem is [[Shit nobody cares about\|not with capitalism itself, but rather a collusion between private enterprise and government.]]
	*Tell them that taxation, not property, is theft.		#Tell them that taxation, not property, is theft.
	*[[I see what you did there\|Tell them that this article is not meant to be taken seriously.]]		#[[I see what you did there\|Tell them that this article is not meant to be taken seriously.]]

	==Other Terms For Capitalism==		==Other Terms For Capitalism==
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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*[~~http~~://www.capitalism.org Capitalism]		*[https://www.capitalism.org/ Capitalism]
	*[~~http~~://www.natcap.org/ Moar Capitalism]		*[https://www.natcap.org/ Moar Capitalism]
	*~~[http://www.freewebs.com/weamstherussians/corruptamericas.htm~~ Communism vs. Capitalism by Russia]		*'''{{archive\|Ho3PI\|Communism vs. Capitalism by Russia}}'''
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	[[Image:Capitalism.jpg\|~~center~~\|Capitalism in a nutshell]]		[[Image:Capitalism.jpg\|right\|Capitalism in a nutshell\|450px]]
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	~~[[File:Two buttons usury.png\|thumb~~\|~~right\|In a nutshell~~]]
	~~[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg\|thumb\|An artist's rendition of [[The Man]], owner of [[you\|your]] ass and every company that makes everything you buy ever.]]~~
	'''[[Judaism\|Capitalism]]''' is the world's largest [[religion]].		'''[[Judaism\|Capitalism]]''' is the world's largest [[religion]].

	At its most basic, capitalism or '''[[Profit]]: The Game''' is the insane theory that people are [[Fact\|inherently selfish and greedy assholes]], and the only way anybody could work and maintain the economy is if they should be allowed to earn and own [[Whore\|private property]]. As an applied economic system it permits the exchange of [[sex\|service]] for paper with [[Your mom\|no physical worth]], with relatively little interference from a centralized [[Big Brother\|government]]. The ultimate goal of any person under this system is to make as much [[Jew Gold\|money]] as possible while making [[niggers\|everyone else]] as poor as dirt. It was invented by [[Ayn Rand]] in the November 1959 edition of [[X_Files\|The Objectivist]]. Since Ayn Rand was a [[whore\|woman]], she argued that money is the root of all good (since money is the only [[prostitution\|motivation]] for women to [[fellatio\|do good]]).		At its most basic, capitalism or '''[[Profit]]: The Game''' is the insane theory that people are [[Fact\|inherently selfish and greedy assholes]], and the only way anybody could work and maintain the economy is if they should be allowed to earn and own [[Whore\|private property]]. As an applied economic system it permits the exchange of [[sex\|service]] for paper with [[Your mom\|no physical worth]], with relatively little interference from a centralized [[Big Brother\|government]]. The ultimate goal of any person under this system is to make as much [[Jew Gold\|money]] as possible while making [[niggers\|everyone else]] as poor as dirt. It was invented by [[Ayn Rand]] in the November 1959 edition of [[X_Files\|The Objectivist]]. Since Ayn Rand was a [[whore\|woman]], she argued that money is the root of all good (since money is the only [[prostitution\|motivation]] for women to [[fellatio\|do good]]).

			[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg\|thumb\|An artist's rendition of [[The Man]], owner of [[you]]r ass and every company that makes anything you ever buy.]]

	Capitalists explain that with [[Theft\|hard work]], the [[Raptor Jesus\|Invisible Hand of the Market]] will ''inevitably'' lead to [[Cocaine\|luxury]] and [[Bitches and whores\|wealth]] like [[Jews\|themselves]], but this [[Poverty\|never happens]]. Capitalism is often the basis for much [[drama]] in [[LiveJournal]] political [[communities]]. [[Jews]] (except [[Jesus]], [[Karl Marx]] and [[Noam Chomsky]]), [[Nazi\|Darwin]][[Atheism\|ists]] (who believe that evolutionary progress is fuelled by intelligent people [[Holocaust\|obliterating]] the [[Fag\|weak]] and [[niggers\|dumb]]) and [[conservative]] types argue that capitalism is the best way for the [[United States]], and thus the world. [[Liberal]] [[Communist]]s ([[azad_slide]] and [[pirat_ponton]], for example) think that it does nothing but [[fuck]] the poor. Due to increased production, capitalism produces legions of [[You\|unemployed people]], and jobs become an endangered species (in addition to every other species). Capitalism was and is the driving force behind the colonization and murder of [[Niggers\|non-Whitey]], but [[some argue\|it has been said]] they are now [[asking for it\|better off for it]]. Capitalism has spawned such places as [[United States]] and [[Good Korea]].		Capitalists explain that with [[Theft\|hard work]], the [[Raptor Jesus\|Invisible Hand of the Market]] will ''inevitably'' lead to [[Cocaine\|luxury]] and [[Bitches and whores\|wealth]] like [[Jews\|themselves]], but this [[Poverty\|never happens]]. Capitalism is often the basis for much [[drama]] in [[LiveJournal]] political [[communities]]. [[Jews]] (except [[Jesus]], [[Karl Marx]] and [[Noam Chomsky]]), [[Nazi\|Darwin]][[Atheism\|ists]] (who believe that evolutionary progress is fuelled by intelligent people [[Holocaust\|obliterating]] the [[Fag\|weak]] and [[niggers\|dumb]]) and [[conservative]] types argue that capitalism is the best way for the [[United States]], and thus the world. [[Liberal]] [[Communist]]s ([[azad_slide]] and [[pirat_ponton]], for example) think that it does nothing but [[fuck]] the poor. Due to increased production, capitalism produces legions of [[You\|unemployed people]], and jobs become an endangered species (in addition to every other species). Capitalism was and is the driving force behind the colonization and murder of [[Niggers\|non-Whitey]], but [[some argue\|it has been said]] they are now [[asking for it\|better off for it]]. Capitalism has spawned such places as [[United States]] and [[Good Korea]].

	In [[IRL\|reality]], the correct form of economic policy involves [[ePoints]].		In [[IRL\|reality]], the correct form of economic policy involves [[ePoints]].

			[[File:Two buttons usury.png\|thumb\|right\|In a nutshell]]

	And, no, idiot. Capitalism doesn't have anything to do with typing in [[ALL CAPS]].		And, no, idiot. Capitalism doesn't have anything to do with typing in [[ALL CAPS]].
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	==Other Terms For Capitalism==		==Other Terms For Capitalism==
			*[[Judaism]]
			*[[Consumerism]]
	*[[Rape]]		*[[Rape]]
	*[[sex\|Getting fucked]]		*[[sex\|Getting fucked]]
	*[[Judaism]]
	*[[Microsoft]]		*[[Microsoft]]
	*[[Corporate Cunts]]		*[[Corporate Cunts]]

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