Cancer Jesus - Revision history

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware: I frickin love Cancer Jesus, dead image aspect ratios: view-source:http://web.archive.org/web/20100407181858/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cancer_Jesus

2017-07-24T06:37:18Z

I frickin love Cancer Jesus, dead image aspect ratios: view-source:http://web.archive.org/web/20100407181858/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cancer_Jesus

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	==Background==		==Background==
	[[Image:Cj-shoop.png\|thumb\|300px\|SHOOP DA WHOOP!]]		[[Image:Cj-shoop.png\|thumb\|300px\|SHOOP DA WHOOP!]]
	<div style="color: red;">'''Watch it below:'''</div> <youtube>~~gAqVS99IdZk~~</youtube>		<div style="color: red;">'''Watch it below:'''</div> <youtube>MaCZN2N6Q_I</youtube>
	[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GOZjlwIwfk Alternative Link 1], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~MaCZN2N6Q_I~~ 2] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1uUQmAynP0 3].		[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GOZjlwIwfk Alternative Link 1], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAqVS99IdZk 2], and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1uUQmAynP0 3].

	Cancer Jesus is played by actor/comedian [http://www.myspace.com/rossdavidlee\| Ross Lee]. The music video was directed by Peter Serafinowicz, whom is regarded as the [http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2010/mar/17/hot-chip-i-feel-better brainchild of the video.] The events in the video are as follows: Cancer Jesus gatecrashes a gig, causing much [[butthurt\|butthurt]] to many. He proceeds to [[Shoop da Whoop\|shoop]] the shit out of the boyband, killing them in much [[This Looks Shopped\|SFX glory.]] After murdering them, he resurrects the group and breaks into song and dance, which [[Mind control\|wins over the crowd entirely]]. However, before the dance can be finished, he flees the scene upon the arrival of his arch-nemesis: A floating Negro Head [[Fact\|(Srsly)]]. The video has received [[Epic Win\|much praise]] for its randomness and humor.		Cancer Jesus is played by actor/comedian [http://www.myspace.com/rossdavidlee Ross Lee]. The music video was directed by Peter Serafinowicz, whom is regarded as the [http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2010/mar/17/hot-chip-i-feel-better brainchild of the video.] The events in the video are as follows: Cancer Jesus gatecrashes a gig, causing much [[butthurt\|butthurt]] to many. He proceeds to [[Shoop da Whoop\|shoop]] the shit out of the boyband, killing them in much [[This Looks Shopped\|SFX glory.]] After murdering them, he resurrects the group and breaks into song and dance, which [[Mind control\|wins over the crowd entirely]]. However, before the dance can be finished, he flees the scene upon the arrival of his arch-nemesis: A floating Negro Head [[Fact\|(Srsly)]]. The video has received [[Epic Win\|much praise]] for its randomness and humor.

	===Cult Following===		===Cult Following===

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	[[Image:Cancerjesuswut.png\|thumb\|250px\|Our shiny disease-ridden messiah]]		[[Image:Cancerjesuswut.png\|thumb\|250px\|Our shiny disease-ridden messiah]]

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	\|that bald guy really turns me on\|You're not alone...		\|that bald guy really turns me on\|You're not alone...
	\|his name is chemotherapy man\|funnyvids101}}		\|his name is chemotherapy man\|funnyvids101}}
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imported>Dildo Baggins: /* The Mystery of Negro Head */

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The Mystery of Negro Head

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	[[Image:Rodproof.png\|thumb\|400px\|Bah, close enough.]]		[[Image:Rodproof.png\|thumb\|400px\|Bah, close enough.]]

	In the music video an antagonist arrives in the form of a giant head, who attempts to shoot the shit out of everyone after Cancer Jesus flees the scene. However, because the actor's identity is more occult and the fact that [[Racism\|all ~~coons~~ look the same]], a handful of people have theorized his identity.		In the music video an antagonist arrives in the form of a giant head, who attempts to shoot the shit out of everyone after Cancer Jesus flees the scene. However, because the actor's identity is more occult and the fact that [[Racism\|all niggers look the same]], a handful of people have theorized his identity.

	For example, the Giant Head shares an uncanny resemblance to 'Rod the Head' who was [[Raptor Jesus\|God's]] cousin and right hand man (in everything but the physical sense) from an old Disney show called [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118487/ Teen Angel]. Others have suspected him to be the following:		For example, the Giant Head shares an uncanny resemblance to 'Rod the Head' who was [[Raptor Jesus\|God's]] cousin and right hand man (in everything but the physical sense) from an old Disney show called [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118487/ Teen Angel]. Others have suspected him to be the following:

imported>Dildo Baggins: niggers

2011-05-05T17:53:06Z

niggers

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	[[Image:Rodproof.png\|thumb\|400px\|Bah, close enough.]]		[[Image:Rodproof.png\|thumb\|400px\|Bah, close enough.]]

	In the music video an antagonist arrives in the form of a giant head, who attempts to shoot the shit out of everyone after Cancer Jesus flees the scene. However, because the actor's identity is more occult and the fact that [[Racism\|all ~~black people~~ look the same]], a handful of people have theorized his identity.		In the music video an antagonist arrives in the form of a giant head, who attempts to shoot the shit out of everyone after Cancer Jesus flees the scene. However, because the actor's identity is more occult and the fact that [[Racism\|all coons look the same]], a handful of people have theorized his identity.

	For example, the Giant Head shares an uncanny resemblance to 'Rod the Head' who was [[Raptor Jesus\|God's]] cousin and right hand man (in everything but the physical sense) from an old Disney show called [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118487/ Teen Angel]. Others have suspected him to be the following:		For example, the Giant Head shares an uncanny resemblance to 'Rod the Head' who was [[Raptor Jesus\|God's]] cousin and right hand man (in everything but the physical sense) from an old Disney show called [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118487/ Teen Angel]. Others have suspected him to be the following:

imported>Unknown: Created page with " Our shiny disease-ridden messiah {{quote|Cancer Jesus goes Shoop da Whoop on a boy band!|AttentionDeficitKid}} '''Cancer Jesus''' is t..."

2011-04-16T02:16:05Z

Created page with " thumb|250px|Our shiny disease-ridden messiah {{quote|Cancer Jesus goes Shoop da Whoop on a boy band!|AttentionDeficitKid}} '''Cancer Jesus''' is t..."

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[[Image:Cancerjesuswut.png|thumb|250px|Our shiny disease-ridden messiah]]

{{quote|Cancer Jesus goes Shoop da Whoop on a boy band!|AttentionDeficitKid}}

'''Cancer Jesus''' is the name given to the skinny messiah-like character in the [[#Background|music video]] 'I Feel Better' by the [[Britfag]] band [http://www.myspace.com/hotchip Hot Chip]. The phrase has been used by different users on different sites, including [[YouTube|YouTube]] and ShowHype, so its origin is [[Shit nobody cares about|unknown]]. The reasoning behind his name is self explanatory, but for the [[Retard|slower ones amongst us]]: It's because he looks like a bald Jesus wearing a patient gown. Indeed, what isn't there to love about this admixture of evil, lulz and [[bald|cue ball?]]

==Background==
[[Image:Cj-shoop.png|thumb|300px|SHOOP DA WHOOP!]]
<div style="color: red;">'''Watch it below:'''</div> <youtube>gAqVS99IdZk</youtube>
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GOZjlwIwfk Alternative Link 1], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaCZN2N6Q_I 2] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1uUQmAynP0 3].

Cancer Jesus is played by actor/comedian [http://www.myspace.com/rossdavidlee| Ross Lee]. The music video was directed by Peter Serafinowicz, whom is regarded as the [http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2010/mar/17/hot-chip-i-feel-better brainchild of the video.] The events in the video are as follows: Cancer Jesus gatecrashes a gig, causing much [[butthurt|butthurt]] to many. He proceeds to [[Shoop da Whoop|shoop]] the shit out of the boyband, killing them in much [[This Looks Shopped|SFX glory.]] After murdering them, he resurrects the group and breaks into song and dance, which [[Mind control|wins over the crowd entirely]]. However, before the dance can be finished, he flees the scene upon the arrival of his arch-nemesis: A floating Negro Head [[Fact|(Srsly)]]. The video has received [[Epic Win|much praise]] for its randomness and humor.

===Cult Following===
[[File:Cancerjesuslastfm.png|thumb|upright|300px|A handful of believers on Last.fm]]

Cancer Jesus has received a small following on the internet, which has evidently recognized him as more than an [[anonymous]] character in a funny music video, but as a mock-christ-like Saviour. Wherever the video is posted, amongst the viewers is a handful of 'disciples' spreading his good name. He now has a fan page on [http://www.facebook.com/pages/All-Hail-Cancer-Jesus-3/113999671957189?v=wall#!/pages/All-Hail-Cancer-Jesus-3/113999671957189?ref=ts Facebook] and is also frequently posted on [http://memegenerator.net/Cancer-Jesus-/ImageMacro/837540/Cancer-Jesus-BEHOLD-MY-GOLRY-SHINES- Meme Generator], although all of the images are [[unfunny]], [[Gay|fags.]]

Notable discussions on the video and Cancer Jesus can be found on the following:
* [http://www.ubervu.com/conversations/www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DMaCZN2N6Q_I Ubervu], with over 4000 comments.
* [http://tweetmeme.com/story/741776089/youtube-hot-chip-i-feel-better-hd Tweetmeme], with over 600 Tweets.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaCZN2N6Q_I Youtube], with [[Over 9000|over 9000]] Cancer Jesus appreciators.
* [http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=103630659 Myspace videos], but no-one cares about wat myspace users think.

===Opinions===

Below are a number of opinions on Cancer Jesus as well as the video itself.
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{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color: lightgray; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
|attacking boybands have never looked so cool!|violetgang, with a fair point.
|I BE SHOOTIN MAH LAZOOOR!|Of course.
|Great. All the 4chan wieners are going to jizz over this one.|DeadCheshireCat
|FINALY I FOUND OUT WHY I LIKE CANCER JESUS! He looks like my Cousin if he were bold! |keepdeathonhold
|Anyone know who the skinny bald guy is - I was thinking Richard O'Brien?|Except it isn't.
|There is something horrifying about the noise made by the mouth-lightning|It is the last sound you'll ever hear.
|I love laser shooting Cancer Jesus!|Good for you.
|that bald guy really turns me on|You're not alone...
|his name is chemotherapy man|funnyvids101}}
|color=lightgray}}
</center>

==The Mystery of Negro Head==
[[Image:Rodproof.png|thumb|400px|Bah, close enough.]]

In the music video an antagonist arrives in the form of a giant head, who attempts to shoot the shit out of everyone after Cancer Jesus flees the scene. However, because the actor's identity is more occult and the fact that [[Racism|all black people look the same]], a handful of people have theorized his identity.

For example, the Giant Head shares an uncanny resemblance to 'Rod the Head' who was [[Raptor Jesus|God's]] cousin and right hand man (in everything but the physical sense) from an old Disney show called [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118487/ Teen Angel]. Others have suspected him to be the following:
* CNN's [http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYovFsEL26U/RqWLqxElaDI/AAAAAAAAA6A/cnRvMuan5J0/s400/20070723_YouTubeDebateDems_RolandMartin.jpg Roland Martin.]
* [http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_5360000/newsid_5360300/5360340.stm Popeye Man] (Claudio Paulo Pinto); World Record holder for eye popping.
* [[Flea Market Montgomery|The Flea Market Montgomery Guy.]]
* Jesus' semi-retarded half-cousin.

== Gallery ==

{{cg|'''Gallery of Cancer Jesus'''|cancerjesusgallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Cancerjesuswut.png|<s>Fear</s> Praise him!
File:Cancerjesusshoopanimation.gif|
Image:Cancerjesusfiringlazar.gif‎|Negro didn't know what hit him.
Image:Cancerjesussilhoette.png| Come let us adore him.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Rodproof.png|"Hello, Marty."
Image:Cancerjesus-firinlazar2.png‎|
Image:Cj-shoop.png|
Image:Fatblackguy.jpg|A binary opposite.
Image:Mahatma Ghandi.jpg|The cheap imitation.
Image:Minimall.jpg|[[challenging god|"Where is your God now?!"]]
</gallery>|}}

== See Also ==
* [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER]]
* [[Raptor Jesus]]
* [[The Bible]]
* [[Jesus]]

== External Links ==
* [http://hotchip.co.uk/ Official website for the band Hot Chip]
* [http://www.peterserafinowicz.com/ Director of the Music Video/Creator of Cancer Jesus]

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