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PooF9 at 18:24, 16 May 2026

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PooF9 at 18:23, 16 May 2026

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	* [[MeganLeeHeart\|Reply Girls]] - The cancer that's killing [[YouTube]] with misleading spam and thumbnails of exposing their gross whore tits.		* [[MeganLeeHeart\|Reply Girls]] - The cancer that's killing [[YouTube]] with misleading spam and thumbnails of exposing their gross whore tits.
	* [http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=269512464297&v=info A list of things that the Daily Mail says give you cancer]
	* [[Caillou]]		* [[Caillou]]
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	* [[Logan Paul]] and [[Jake Paul]]		* [[Logan Paul]] and [[Jake Paul]]
			* [[Madison Russo]]
	* [[Unikitty]]		* [[Unikitty]]
	* [[Onision]]		* [[Onision]]

imported>Glitchedblood: /* Causes of Cancer */

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Causes of Cancer

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	== What Can I Do To Fight Cancer? ==		== What Can I Do To Fight Cancer? ==

imported>.wil: Reverted edits by Failman2 (talk) to last revision by imported>Terminator87

2022-01-25T09:30:12Z

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	* [[Jade Goody]]		* [[Jade Goody]]
			* [[Logan Paul]] and [[Jake Paul]]
			* [[Unikitty]]
			* [[Onision]]
	* [[Peter Jennings died, so I'm going to quit smoking]]		* [[Peter Jennings died, so I'm going to quit smoking]]
	* [[Reply Girls]] - The cancer that's killing [[YouTube]] with misleading spam and thumbnails of exposing their gross whore tits.		* [[MeganLeeHeart\|Reply Girls]] - The cancer that's killing [[YouTube]] with misleading spam and thumbnails of exposing their gross whore tits.
	* [http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=269512464297&v=info A list of things that the Daily Mail says give you cancer]		* [http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=269512464297&v=info A list of things that the Daily Mail says give you cancer]
			* [[Caillou]]
	* [[Killer Titties]]		* [[Killer Titties]]
	* [[You]]		* [[You]]
	* [[Niggers]]


			[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
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	* [[Logan Paul]] and [[Jake Paul]]
	* [[Unikitty]]
	* [[Onision]]
	* [[Peter Jennings died, so I'm going to quit smoking]]		* [[Peter Jennings died, so I'm going to quit smoking]]
	* [[~~MeganLeeHeart\|~~Reply Girls]] - The cancer that's killing [[YouTube]] with misleading spam and thumbnails of exposing their gross whore tits.		* [[Reply Girls]] - The cancer that's killing [[YouTube]] with misleading spam and thumbnails of exposing their gross whore tits.
	* [http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=269512464297&v=info A list of things that the Daily Mail says give you cancer]		* [http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=269512464297&v=info A list of things that the Daily Mail says give you cancer]
	* [[Caillou]]
	* [[Killer Titties]]		* [[Killer Titties]]
	* [[You]]		* [[You]]
			* [[Niggers]]


			{{biology}}
			{{Afro}}
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	{{distinguish\|The Cancer That Is Killing /b/}}		{{distinguish\|The Cancer That Is Killing /b/}}
	'''Cancer''' is a message from [[God]] to tell you that he's tired of your shit. The troll of all diseases, [[Cancer]] is also is a form of physiological [[retard]]ation. After a human being does something [[stupid]] like [[Smoking\|smoke cigarettes]] or eat paint chips, little biological things in their body called '''cells''' start to act all freaky. Whereas the body is usually able to recognize old and decrepit cells and euthanize them properly, a cancer patient is like a nearsighted kid that can't see the difference between Jessica Alba and a [[Britney Spears\|pig with lipstick]], resulting in a situation where [[ugly]] and [[Damaged Goods\|damage]]d cells that need to die simply don't get [[killed]] off. Instead, these gimpy cells reproduce by splitting into new retard baby cells, endlessly [[raid\|flooding]] a [[tits\|random]] [[cock\|body]] [[anus\|part]]. Once the body notices that a body part has been taken over by the cancer, it wisely attempts to remove itself from the gene pool. This was also seen in [[American]] society, the instant ''[[American Idol]]'' was introduced to [[TV]]. Thought and [[intelligence]] were suddenly flooded, [[raped]], and thrown down into the dirt by all the retards that [[MTV]] usually maintains fairly well. Soon society will collapse when unable to decide who can do the best cover of a song from the Lion king.		'''Cancer''' is a message from [[Me\|God]] to tell you that he's tired of your [[You\|shit]]. The troll of all diseases, [[Cancer]] is also is a form of physiological [[retard]]ation. After a human being does something [[Humans\|stupid]] like [[Smoking\|smoke cigarettes]] or eat paint chips, little biological things in their body called '''cells''' start to act all freaky. Whereas the body is usually able to recognize old and decrepit cells and euthanize them properly, a cancer patient is like a nearsighted kid that can't see the difference between Jessica Alba and a [[Britney Spears\|pig with lipstick]], resulting in a situation where [[ugly]] and [[Damaged Goods\|damage]]d cells that need to die simply don't get [[killed]] off. Instead, these gimpy cells reproduce by splitting into new retard baby cells, endlessly [[raid\|flooding]] a [[tits\|random]] [[cock\|body]] [[anus\|part]]. Once the body notices that a body part has been taken over by the cancer, it wisely attempts to remove itself from the gene pool. This was also seen in [[American]] society, the instant ''[[American Idol]]'' was introduced to [[TV]]. Thought and [[intelligence]] were suddenly flooded, [[raped]], and thrown down into the dirt by all the retards that [[MTV]] usually maintains fairly well. Soon society will collapse when unable to decide who can do the best cover of a song from the Lion king.

	[[Your mom]] probably has cancer. This makes her [[BAWWWWW\|whine]] and have [[ADHD\|hyperactive fits]] making her think she's going to [[die]]. This causes [[you]] some [[butthurt]], most likely.		[[cunt\|Your mom]] probably has cancer. This makes her [[BAWWWWW\|whine]] and have [[ADHD\|hyperactive fits]] making her think she's going to [[die]]. This causes [[you]] some [[butthurt]], most likely.

	== Causes of Cancer ==		== Causes of Cancer ==
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	* FUCKING EVERYTHING		* FUCKING EVERYTHING
	* [[Fucking]] everything		* [[Fucking]] everything
	* [[Furries]]		* [[Faggot\|Furries]]
	* [[Vegan\|Vegans]]		* [[Vegan\|Vegans]]
	* [[Piercing\|Earrings]]		* [[Piercing\|Earrings]]
	* [[Christian\|Christianity]]		* [[Christian\|Christianity]]
	* [[Social Justice]]		* [[LOL\|Social Justice]]
			* [[White People]]
	* [[9gag]]		* [[9gag]]
	* [[Your mom]]		* [[Cunt\|Your mom]]
	* [[Jews]]		* [[Jews]]
	* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3VYxOKMfK4 Bruce the Camwhore]		* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3VYxOKMfK4 Bruce the Camwhore]
	* Every product exported by [[China]]		* Every product exported by [[Math\|China]]
	* <s>[[Strikethrough]]s</s>		* <s>[[Strikethrough]]s</s>
	* Rick Rolls		* [[2008\|Rick Rolls]]
	* Le [[Reddit]] de la [[fags]]		* Le [[Reddit]] de la [[fags]]
	* [[You]]		* [[You]]
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	* [[Bill Hicks]]		* [[Bill Hicks]]
			* [[Humanity]]
	* [[Jade Goody]]		* [[Jade Goody]]
			* [[Logan Paul]] and [[Jake Paul]]
	* [[Unikitty]]		* [[Unikitty]]
			* [[Onision]]
	* [[Peter Jennings died, so I'm going to quit smoking]]		* [[Peter Jennings died, so I'm going to quit smoking]]
	* [[MeganLeeHeart\|Reply Girls]] - The cancer that's killing [[YouTube]] with misleading spam and thumbnails of exposing their gross whore tits.		* [[MeganLeeHeart\|Reply Girls]] - The cancer that's killing [[YouTube]] with misleading spam and thumbnails of exposing their gross whore tits.
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	* [[Caillou]]		* [[Caillou]]
	* [[Killer Titties]]		* [[Killer Titties]]
			* [[You]]


	[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]		[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
	{{biology}}		{{biology}}

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			* [[Vegan\|Vegans]]
			* [[Piercing\|Earrings]]
	* [[Christian\|Christianity]]		* [[Christian\|Christianity]]
	* [[Social Justice]]		* [[Social Justice]]