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	'''Calton Bolick''' or '''Calton Glenn Bolick''' is without a doubt the biggest bullying, egocentric crybaby on the [[internet]] today. He is a well known troll, libeler, and character assassin on Wikipedia.[http://www.sfweekly.com/2008-02-13/news/wikipedia-idiots-the-edit-wars-of-san-francisco/#comments] He recently returned to [[Wikipedia]] after being [[ban]]ned. (See [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Calton User talk:Calton]) Although his much-deserved and highly anticipated block was only for 24 hours, Calton threw a hissy fit and refused to edit for three weeks. If he was waiting for the masses to beg him to come back, he was sorely disappointed. Not only did most of Wikipedia not even realize that he was gone, but the ever-growing group of people that are offended by Calton's very existence rejoiced over his self-imposed exile. It was a cold, sad day when he returned. He stupidly tried to blank an ED page about him with a [[vandal]] [[Sockpuppet\|account]] [http://web.archive.org/web/20071130130125/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Bureaucratic_Fuck&diff=1997296027&oldid=1997294513], and then cried like a bitch when someone confronted him on one of his thousand blogs. He has already been blocked again, for the same old fucktard behavior (someone he didn't like removed a [[Lie]] from an article, so he replaced it and then hurled insults at anyone who said maybe he shouldn't do that anymore). After one month and three days of peace, Calton returned on December 23rd and continued his "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Calton&diff=prev&oldid=179772270 brand] of [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Calton&diff=prev&oldid=179757757 humor]", including reverting someone's talk page from [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Freethinker1of1&diff=prev&oldid=179761693 September]. Next, Calton "Dotard" <s>Bolick</s> Bo'''d'''ick has a profound short man syndrome since the sanctimonious bastard wants to [[SWATting\|swat]] a [https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5249481/youtube-star-logan-paul-blasted-for-uploading-sick-video/ foolish little boy who filmed a Japanese suicide victim and joked on it.] [http://web.archive.org/web/20180110181244/https://8ch.net/revdox/res/1.html Here was his shitpost when you're in doubt].		[[File:Wikipedo calton bolick calls for trump assassination on whitehouse.gov petition (feb 9, 2018).jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Would-be assassin]]
			'''Calton Bolick''' or '''Calton Glenn Bolick''' is without a doubt the biggest bullying, egocentric crybaby on the [[internet]] today. He is a well known troll, libeler, and character assassin on Wikipedia.[http://www.sfweekly.com/2008-02-13/news/wikipedia-idiots-the-edit-wars-of-san-francisco/#comments] He recently returned to [[Wikipedia]] after being [[ban]]ned. (See [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Calton User talk:Calton]) Although his much-deserved and highly anticipated block was only for 24 hours, Calton threw a hissy fit and refused to edit for three weeks. If he was waiting for the masses to beg him to come back, he was sorely disappointed. Not only did most of Wikipedia not even realize that he was gone, but the ever-growing group of people that are offended by Calton's very existence rejoiced over his self-imposed exile. It was a cold, sad day when he returned.
	~~His biggest fuckup was at the White House petitions website where he posted a petition calling for the assassination of a sitting U.S. President. Wow!~~		<br>
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			He stupidly tried to blank an ED page about him with a [[vandal]] [[Sockpuppet\|account]] [http://web.archive.org/web/20071130130125/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Bureaucratic_Fuck&diff=1997296027&oldid=1997294513], and then cried like a bitch when someone confronted him on one of his thousand blogs. He has already been blocked again, for the same old fucktard behavior (someone he didn't like removed a [[Lie]] from an article, so he replaced it and then hurled insults at anyone who said maybe he shouldn't do that anymore). After one month and three days of peace, Calton returned on December 23rd and continued his "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Calton&diff=prev&oldid=179772270 brand] of [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Calton&diff=prev&oldid=179757757 humor]", including reverting someone's talk page from [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Freethinker1of1&diff=prev&oldid=179761693 September]. Next, Calton "Dotard" <s>Bolick</s> Bo'''d'''ick has a profound short man syndrome since the sanctimonious bastard wants to [[SWATting\|swat]] a [https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5249481/youtube-star-logan-paul-blasted-for-uploading-sick-video/ foolish little boy who filmed a Japanese suicide victim and joked on it.] [http://web.archive.org/web/20180110181244/https://8ch.net/revdox/res/1.html Here was his shitpost when you're in doubt].

			His biggest fuckup was at the White House petitions website where he at first posted a petition calling for the assassination of a sitting U.S. President followed by another one [https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/legalise-consensual-man-child-sexual-relationships calling for the legalization of pedophilia.] ({{archive\|PUTdx\|1}} {{webcite\|756XCZi6M\|2}}). Wow!
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	== UPDATE Calton gets teh banhammer ==		== UPDATE Calton gets teh banhammer ==
	Apparently Calton upset the wrong people this time and nothing Guy could do could help him[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive462#User:Calton]		Apparently Calton upset the wrong people this time and nothing Guy could do could help him[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive462#User:Calton]
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	According to Calton's linked profile [http://www.linkedin.com/pub/3/7A5/768], this vociferous blogger and notorious Wikipedian left his position as an editor for a Japanese software company in June of 2007, after three years and seven months. Can it be that his former employer may have finally gotten wise to the fact that Calton was spending nearly all his time harassing people on Wikipedia? His voluminouus edit history [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Calton] seems to say it all in terms of his workplace productivity.		According to Calton's linked profile [http://www.linkedin.com/pub/3/7A5/768], this vociferous blogger and notorious Wikipedian left his position as an editor for a Japanese software company in June of 2007, after three years and seven months. Can it be that his former employer may have finally gotten wise to the fact that Calton was spending nearly all his time harassing people on Wikipedia? His voluminouus edit history [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Calton] seems to say it all in terms of his workplace productivity.

	Besides that he is [http://web.archive.org/web/20180501144205/https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbyD3dqVAAAwUcL.jpg quite bad] at covering up his addresses, doesn't he? http://web.archive.org/web/20180501151210/https://kek.gg/i/3dKS2d.jpg More] and [http://web.archive.org/web/20180501151236/https://kek.gg/i/3mbtQj.jpg more].		Besides that he is [http://web.archive.org/web/20180501144205/https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbyD3dqVAAAwUcL.jpg quite bad] at covering up his addresses, doesn't he? [http://web.archive.org/web/20180501151210/https://kek.gg/i/3dKS2d.jpg More] and [http://web.archive.org/web/20180501151236/https://kek.gg/i/3mbtQj.jpg more].

	==Quotations==		==Quotations==

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	According to Calton's linked profile [http://www.linkedin.com/pub/3/7A5/768], this vociferous blogger and notorious Wikipedian left his position as an editor for a Japanese software company in June of 2007, after three years and seven months. Can it be that his former employer may have finally gotten wise to the fact that Calton was spending nearly all his time harassing people on Wikipedia? His voluminouus edit history [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Calton] seems to say it all in terms of his workplace productivity.		According to Calton's linked profile [http://www.linkedin.com/pub/3/7A5/768], this vociferous blogger and notorious Wikipedian left his position as an editor for a Japanese software company in June of 2007, after three years and seven months. Can it be that his former employer may have finally gotten wise to the fact that Calton was spending nearly all his time harassing people on Wikipedia? His voluminouus edit history [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Calton] seems to say it all in terms of his workplace productivity.

	Besides that he is [http://web.archive.org/web/20180501144205/https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbyD3dqVAAAwUcL.jpg quite bad] at covering up his addresses, doesn't he?		Besides that he is [http://web.archive.org/web/20180501144205/https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbyD3dqVAAAwUcL.jpg quite bad] at covering up his addresses, doesn't he? http://web.archive.org/web/20180501151210/https://kek.gg/i/3dKS2d.jpg More] and [http://web.archive.org/web/20180501151236/https://kek.gg/i/3mbtQj.jpg more].

	==Quotations==		==Quotations==

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	According to Calton's linked profile [http://www.linkedin.com/pub/3/7A5/768], this vociferous blogger and notorious Wikipedian left his position as an editor for a Japanese software company in June of 2007, after three years and seven months. Can it be that his former employer may have finally gotten wise to the fact that Calton was spending nearly all his time harassing people on Wikipedia? His voluminouus edit history [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Calton] seems to say it all in terms of his workplace productivity.		According to Calton's linked profile [http://www.linkedin.com/pub/3/7A5/768], this vociferous blogger and notorious Wikipedian left his position as an editor for a Japanese software company in June of 2007, after three years and seven months. Can it be that his former employer may have finally gotten wise to the fact that Calton was spending nearly all his time harassing people on Wikipedia? His voluminouus edit history [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Calton] seems to say it all in terms of his workplace productivity.

			Besides that he is [http://web.archive.org/web/20180501144205/https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbyD3dqVAAAwUcL.jpg quite bad] at covering up his addresses, doesn't he?

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-'''Calton Bolick''' or '''Calton Glenn Bolick''' is without a doubt the biggest bullying, egocentric crybaby on the [[internet]] today. He is a well known troll, libeler, and character assassin on Wikipedia.[http://www.sfweekly.com/2008-02-13/news/wikipedia-idiots-the-edit-wars-of-san-francisco/#comments]  He recently returned to [[Wikipedia]] after being [[ban]]ned. (See [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Calton User talk:Calton])  Although his much-deserved and highly anticipated block was only for 24 hours, Calton threw a hissy fit and refused to edit for three weeks.  If he was waiting for the masses to beg him to come back, he was sorely disappointed.  Not only did most of Wikipedia not even realize that he was gone, but the ever-growing group of people that are offended by Calton's very existence rejoiced over his self-imposed exile.  It was a cold, sad day when he returned. He stupidly tried to blank an ED page about him with a [[vandal]] [[Sockpuppet|account]] [http://web.archive.org/web/20071130130125/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Bureaucratic_Fuck&diff=1997296027&oldid=1997294513], and then cried like a bitch when someone confronted him on one of his thousand blogs.  He has already been blocked again, for the same old fucktard behavior (someone he didn't like removed a [[Lie]] from an article, so he replaced it and then hurled insults at anyone who said maybe he shouldn't do that anymore).  After one month and three days of peace, Calton returned on December 23rd and continued his "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Calton&diff=prev&oldid=179772270 brand] of [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Calton&diff=prev&oldid=179757757 humor]", including reverting someone's talk page from [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Freethinker1of1&diff=prev&oldid=179761693 September]. Next, Calton "Dotard" <s>Bolick</s> Bo'''d'''ick has a profound short man syndrome since the sanctimonious bastard wants to [[SWATting|swat]] a [https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5249481/youtube-star-logan-paul-blasted-for-uploading-sick-video/ foolish little boy who filmed a Japanese suicide victim and joked on it.] [http://web.archive.org/web/20180110181244/https://8ch.net/revdox/res/1.html Here was his shitpost when you're in doubt]. Wow!
+'''Calton Bolick''' or '''Calton Glenn Bolick''' is without a doubt the biggest bullying, egocentric crybaby on the [[internet]] today. He is a well known troll, libeler, and character assassin on Wikipedia.[http://www.sfweekly.com/2008-02-13/news/wikipedia-idiots-the-edit-wars-of-san-francisco/#comments]  He recently returned to [[Wikipedia]] after being [[ban]]ned. (See [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Calton User talk:Calton])  Although his much-deserved and highly anticipated block was only for 24 hours, Calton threw a hissy fit and refused to edit for three weeks.  If he was waiting for the masses to beg him to come back, he was sorely disappointed.  Not only did most of Wikipedia not even realize that he was gone, but the ever-growing group of people that are offended by Calton's very existence rejoiced over his self-imposed exile.  It was a cold, sad day when he returned. He stupidly tried to blank an ED page about him with a [[vandal]] [[Sockpuppet|account]] [http://web.archive.org/web/20071130130125/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Bureaucratic_Fuck&diff=1997296027&oldid=1997294513], and then cried like a bitch when someone confronted him on one of his thousand blogs.  He has already been blocked again, for the same old fucktard behavior (someone he didn't like removed a [[Lie]] from an article, so he replaced it and then hurled insults at anyone who said maybe he shouldn't do that anymore).  After one month and three days of peace, Calton returned on December 23rd and continued his "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Calton&diff=prev&oldid=179772270 brand] of [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Calton&diff=prev&oldid=179757757 humor]", including reverting someone's talk page from [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Freethinker1of1&diff=prev&oldid=179761693 September]. Next, Calton "Dotard" <s>Bolick</s> Bo'''d'''ick has a profound short man syndrome since the sanctimonious bastard wants to [[SWATting|swat]] a [https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5249481/youtube-star-logan-paul-blasted-for-uploading-sick-video/ foolish little boy who filmed a Japanese suicide victim and joked on it.] [http://web.archive.org/web/20180110181244/https://8ch.net/revdox/res/1.html Here was his shitpost when you're in doubt].
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 #Please post at the bottom of the page and "sign" your posts using 4 tildes (~). '''Yeah, seriously, do this one. It makes it easier to find your talk page for flaming, which is the best part of any interaction with Calton.'''
 #Please extinguish all cigarettes, as this is a No Smoking page. '''Hmmm, maybe Calton hasn't realized that Wikipedia is not real...'''
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	'''Calton Bolick''' or '''Calton Glenn Bolick''' is without a doubt the biggest bullying, egocentric crybaby on the [[internet]] today. He is a well known troll, libeler, and character assassin on Wikipedia.[http://www.sfweekly.com/2008-02-13/news/wikipedia-idiots-the-edit-wars-of-san-francisco/#comments] He recently returned to [[Wikipedia]] after being [[ban]]ned. (See [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Calton User talk:Calton]) Although his much-deserved and highly anticipated block was only for 24 hours, Calton threw a hissy fit and refused to edit for three weeks. If he was waiting for the masses to beg him to come back, he was sorely disappointed. Not only did most of Wikipedia not even realize that he was gone, but the ever-growing group of people that are offended by Calton's very existence rejoiced over his self-imposed exile. It was a cold, sad day when he returned. He stupidly tried to blank an ED page about him with a [[vandal]] [[Sockpuppet\|account]] [http://web.archive.org/web/20071130130125/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Bureaucratic_Fuck&diff=1997296027&oldid=1997294513], and then cried like a bitch when someone confronted him on one of his thousand blogs. He has already been blocked again, for the same old fucktard behavior (someone he didn't like removed a [[Lie]] from an article, so he replaced it and then hurled insults at anyone who said maybe he shouldn't do that anymore). After one month and three days of peace, Calton returned on December 23rd and continued his "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Calton&diff=prev&oldid=179772270 brand] of [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Calton&diff=prev&oldid=179757757 humor]", including reverting someone's talk page from [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Freethinker1of1&diff=prev&oldid=179761693 September]. Next, Calton "Dotard" <s>Bolick</s> Bo'''d'''ick has a profound short man syndrome since he wants to [[SWATting\|swat]] a [https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5249481/youtube-star-logan-paul-blasted-for-uploading-sick-video/ foolish little boy who filmed a Japanese suicide victim and joked on it.] [http://web.archive.org/web/20180110181244/https://8ch.net/revdox/res/1.html Here was his shitpost when you're in doubt]. Wow!		'''Calton Bolick''' or '''Calton Glenn Bolick''' is without a doubt the biggest bullying, egocentric crybaby on the [[internet]] today. He is a well known troll, libeler, and character assassin on Wikipedia.[http://www.sfweekly.com/2008-02-13/news/wikipedia-idiots-the-edit-wars-of-san-francisco/#comments] He recently returned to [[Wikipedia]] after being [[ban]]ned. (See [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Calton User talk:Calton]) Although his much-deserved and highly anticipated block was only for 24 hours, Calton threw a hissy fit and refused to edit for three weeks. If he was waiting for the masses to beg him to come back, he was sorely disappointed. Not only did most of Wikipedia not even realize that he was gone, but the ever-growing group of people that are offended by Calton's very existence rejoiced over his self-imposed exile. It was a cold, sad day when he returned. He stupidly tried to blank an ED page about him with a [[vandal]] [[Sockpuppet\|account]] [http://web.archive.org/web/20071130130125/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Bureaucratic_Fuck&diff=1997296027&oldid=1997294513], and then cried like a bitch when someone confronted him on one of his thousand blogs. He has already been blocked again, for the same old fucktard behavior (someone he didn't like removed a [[Lie]] from an article, so he replaced it and then hurled insults at anyone who said maybe he shouldn't do that anymore). After one month and three days of peace, Calton returned on December 23rd and continued his "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Calton&diff=prev&oldid=179772270 brand] of [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Calton&diff=prev&oldid=179757757 humor]", including reverting someone's talk page from [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Freethinker1of1&diff=prev&oldid=179761693 September]. Next, Calton "Dotard" <s>Bolick</s> Bo'''d'''ick has a profound short man syndrome since the sanctimonious bastard wants to [[SWATting\|swat]] a [https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5249481/youtube-star-logan-paul-blasted-for-uploading-sick-video/ foolish little boy who filmed a Japanese suicide victim and joked on it.] [http://web.archive.org/web/20180110181244/https://8ch.net/revdox/res/1.html Here was his shitpost when you're in doubt]. Wow!

	== UPDATE Calton gets teh banhammer ==		== UPDATE Calton gets teh banhammer ==

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	'''Calton Bolick''' or '''Calton Glenn Bolick''' is without a doubt the biggest bullying, egocentric crybaby on the [[internet]] today. He is a well known troll, libeler, and character assassin on Wikipedia.[http://www.sfweekly.com/2008-02-13/news/wikipedia-idiots-the-edit-wars-of-san-francisco/#comments] He recently returned to [[Wikipedia]] after being [[ban]]ned. (See [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Calton User talk:Calton]) Although his much-deserved and highly anticipated block was only for 24 hours, Calton threw a hissy fit and refused to edit for three weeks. If he was waiting for the masses to beg him to come back, he was sorely disappointed. Not only did most of Wikipedia not even realize that he was gone, but the ever-growing group of people that are offended by Calton's very existence rejoiced over his self-imposed exile. It was a cold, sad day when he returned. He stupidly tried to blank an ED page about him with a [[vandal]] [[Sockpuppet\|account]] [http://web.archive.org/web/20071130130125/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Bureaucratic_Fuck&diff=1997296027&oldid=1997294513], and then cried like a bitch when someone confronted him on one of his thousand blogs. He has already been blocked again, for the same old fucktard behavior (someone he didn't like removed a [[Lie]] from an article, so he replaced it and then hurled insults at anyone who said maybe he shouldn't do that anymore). After one month and three days of peace, Calton returned on December 23rd and continued his "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Calton&diff=prev&oldid=179772270 brand] of [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Calton&diff=prev&oldid=179757757 humor]", including reverting someone's talk page from [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Freethinker1of1&diff=prev&oldid=179761693 September]. ~~Safe money is~~ on ~~another block real soon~~.		'''Calton Bolick''' or '''Calton Glenn Bolick''' is without a doubt the biggest bullying, egocentric crybaby on the [[internet]] today. He is a well known troll, libeler, and character assassin on Wikipedia.[http://www.sfweekly.com/2008-02-13/news/wikipedia-idiots-the-edit-wars-of-san-francisco/#comments] He recently returned to [[Wikipedia]] after being [[ban]]ned. (See [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Calton User talk:Calton]) Although his much-deserved and highly anticipated block was only for 24 hours, Calton threw a hissy fit and refused to edit for three weeks. If he was waiting for the masses to beg him to come back, he was sorely disappointed. Not only did most of Wikipedia not even realize that he was gone, but the ever-growing group of people that are offended by Calton's very existence rejoiced over his self-imposed exile. It was a cold, sad day when he returned. He stupidly tried to blank an ED page about him with a [[vandal]] [[Sockpuppet\|account]] [http://web.archive.org/web/20071130130125/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Bureaucratic_Fuck&diff=1997296027&oldid=1997294513], and then cried like a bitch when someone confronted him on one of his thousand blogs. He has already been blocked again, for the same old fucktard behavior (someone he didn't like removed a [[Lie]] from an article, so he replaced it and then hurled insults at anyone who said maybe he shouldn't do that anymore). After one month and three days of peace, Calton returned on December 23rd and continued his "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Calton&diff=prev&oldid=179772270 brand] of [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Calton&diff=prev&oldid=179757757 humor]", including reverting someone's talk page from [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Freethinker1of1&diff=prev&oldid=179761693 September]. Next, Calton "Dotard" <s>Bolick</s> Bo'''d'''ick has a profound short man syndrome since he wants to [[SWATting\|swat]] a [https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5249481/youtube-star-logan-paul-blasted-for-uploading-sick-video/ foolish little boy who filmed a Japanese suicide victim and joked on it.] [http://web.archive.org/web/20180110181244/https://8ch.net/revdox/res/1.html Here was his shitpost when you're in doubt]. Wow!

	== UPDATE Calton gets teh banhammer ==		== UPDATE Calton gets teh banhammer ==

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