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Energy Drinks

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	==Energy Drinks==		==Energy Drinks==

	[[Image:Highcat.gif\|thumb\|right\|You fucking wish ~~puscake~~.]]		[[Image:Highcat.gif\|thumb\|right\|You fucking wish pusscake.]]
			[[File:Caffeine separation process.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Enough to kill an army]]

			Many years ago, shortly after the invention of yoga, there was a period now lost in the mists of time, known as the [[1980s\|1980s.]] During this mysterious epoch, of which scientists know little, mysterious ((('health farms'))) appeared on the suburban-rural borders around large towns. Fat people would disappear to these so-called 'health farms' for a fortnight at a time. When they returned to their families, they were still just as fat as before. However, they now swore by the curative powers of Turkish baths, jogging, and having just a glass of orange juice for breakfast. Also, they were convinced that caffeine was bad for you.

			Strangely, this coincided with the appearance in (((supermarkets))) of a new type of consumer product: so-called "Decaffeinated" tea and coffee. The 'health-farm' people flocked to buy it, and now that they have come of age, so-called "decaff" is a familiar part of our everyday lives. Little did the unsuspecting world know, however, that it was all a (((scam))). The caffeine that had been removed from tea and caffeine was not wasted: it was instead turned into a new breed of fizzy pop to (((corrupt))) the nation's youth, part them from their (((pocket money,))) and get them hooked on the ((([[Cocaine\|hard stuff]]))). The '''Energy Drink''' revolution had arrived.

	Energy drinks are beverages that are nothing more than HummingBird food and water. If you look, you will see them being purchased in stores by [[fat]] people, [[scene]] fags, [[emo]] fags, [[Dragonforce]] fags, [[You\|one mega fag]], all who would rather have the instant gratification of a can of sugar water because they are too damn lazy to wait 10 minutes for a pot of coffee or can't talk a Doctor into giving them a prescription for Ritalin. <br>		Energy drinks are beverages that are nothing more than HummingBird food and water. If you look, you will see them being purchased in stores by [[fat]] people, [[scene]] fags, [[emo]] fags, [[Dragonforce]] fags, [[You\|one mega fag]], all who would rather have the instant gratification of a can of sugar water because they are too damn lazy to wait 10 minutes for a pot of coffee or can't talk a Doctor into giving them a prescription for Ritalin. <br>
	Primarily designed to be used as part of a ‘healthy diet’, people looking for a quick pick me up can be seen reading the back of the bottles and cans, seeing how much ‘[[Ripper\|hardcore]]’ caffeine, riboflavin, guarana and taurine is contained in them. Obviously the most they experience is no different then drinking a few cups of coffee. Fat people (100% of internet users) gain nothing but profuse sweating from drinking them because they already have too much energy to burn off anyway. Enjoy your [[diabeetus]]. Btw, [[Truth\|they all taste like Red Bull]].		Primarily designed to be used as part of a ‘healthy diet’, people looking for a quick pick me up can be seen reading the back of the bottles and cans, seeing how much ‘[[Ripper\|hardcore]]’ caffeine, riboflavin, guarana and taurine is contained in them. Obviously the most they experience is no different then drinking a few cups of coffee. Fat people (100% of internet users) gain nothing but profuse sweating from drinking them because they already have too much energy to burn off anyway. Enjoy your [[diabeetus]]. Btw, [[Truth\|they all taste like Red Bull]].

imported>Hagibor: /* Energy Drinks */

2017-05-03T23:24:31Z

Energy Drinks

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	[[Image:Highcat.gif\|thumb\|right\|You fucking wish puscake.]]		[[Image:Highcat.gif\|thumb\|right\|You fucking wish puscake.]]
	Energy drinks are beverages that are nothing more than HummingBird food and water ~~and if~~ you look, you will see them being purchased in stores by [[fat]] people, [[scene]] fags, [[emo]] fags, [[Dragonforce]] fags, [[You\|one mega fag]], all who would rather have the instant gratification of a can of sugar water because they are too damn lazy to wait 10 minutes for a pot of coffee or can't talk a Doctor into giving them a prescription for Ritalin. <br>		Energy drinks are beverages that are nothing more than HummingBird food and water. If you look, you will see them being purchased in stores by [[fat]] people, [[scene]] fags, [[emo]] fags, [[Dragonforce]] fags, [[You\|one mega fag]], all who would rather have the instant gratification of a can of sugar water because they are too damn lazy to wait 10 minutes for a pot of coffee or can't talk a Doctor into giving them a prescription for Ritalin. <br>
	Primarily designed to be used as part of a ‘healthy diet’, people looking for a quick pick me up can be seen reading the back of the bottles and cans, seeing how much ‘[[Ripper\|hardcore]]’ caffeine, riboflavin, guarana and taurine is contained in them. Obviously the most they experience is no different then drinking a few cups of coffee. Fat people (100% of internet users) gain nothing but profuse sweating from drinking them because they already have too much energy to burn off anyway. Enjoy your [[diabeetus]]. Btw, [[Truth\|they all taste like Red Bull]].		Primarily designed to be used as part of a ‘healthy diet’, people looking for a quick pick me up can be seen reading the back of the bottles and cans, seeing how much ‘[[Ripper\|hardcore]]’ caffeine, riboflavin, guarana and taurine is contained in them. Obviously the most they experience is no different then drinking a few cups of coffee. Fat people (100% of internet users) gain nothing but profuse sweating from drinking them because they already have too much energy to burn off anyway. Enjoy your [[diabeetus]]. Btw, [[Truth\|they all taste like Red Bull]].

imported>Hagibor: /* Energy Drinks */

2017-05-03T23:19:37Z

Energy Drinks

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	[[Image:Highcat.gif\|thumb\|right\|You fucking wish puscake.]]		[[Image:Highcat.gif\|thumb\|right\|You fucking wish puscake.]]
	Energy drinks are beverages that you see being purchased in stores by [[fat]] people, [[scene]] fags, [[emo]] fags ~~and~~ [[Dragonforce]] fags, [[You\|fag]]. Primarily designed by to be used as part of a ‘healthy diet’, people looking for a quick pick me up can be seen reading the back of the bottles and cans, seeing how much ‘[[Ripper\|hardcore]]’ caffeine, riboflavin, guarana and taurine is contained in them. Obviously the most they experience is no different then drinking a few cups of coffee. Fat people (100% of internet users) gain nothing but profuse sweating from drinking them because they already have too much energy to burn off anyway. Enjoy your [[diabeetus]]. Btw, [[Truth\|they all taste like Red Bull]].		Energy drinks are beverages that are nothing more than HummingBird food and water and if you look, you will see them being purchased in stores by [[fat]] people, [[scene]] fags, [[emo]] fags, [[Dragonforce]] fags, [[You\|one mega fag]], all who would rather have the instant gratification of a can of sugar water because they are too damn lazy to wait 10 minutes for a pot of coffee or can't talk a Doctor into giving them a prescription for Ritalin. <br>
			Primarily designed to be used as part of a ‘healthy diet’, people looking for a quick pick me up can be seen reading the back of the bottles and cans, seeing how much ‘[[Ripper\|hardcore]]’ caffeine, riboflavin, guarana and taurine is contained in them. Obviously the most they experience is no different then drinking a few cups of coffee. Fat people (100% of internet users) gain nothing but profuse sweating from drinking them because they already have too much energy to burn off anyway. Enjoy your [[diabeetus]]. Btw, [[Truth\|they all taste like Red Bull]].

	===Energy Shots===		===Energy Shots===

	If drinking a can full of liquid shit isn’t quite up your street and are looking for something even [[moar]] hardcore, then look no further than energy shots. Often sold in [[Pussy\|50ml bottles]], they are supposedly meant to work better than energy drinks, except they taste like a mixture of mercury and piss. Anyone dumb enough to [[Blowjob\|blow]] their [[Cock\|money]] on them and expect anything more than just a few heart palpitations is retarded.		If drinking a can full of liquid shit isn’t quite up your street and are looking for something even [[moar]] hardcore, then look no further than energy shots. Often sold in [[Pussy\|50ml bottles]], they are supposedly meant to work better than energy drinks, except they taste like a mixture of mercury and piss. Anyone dumb enough to [[Blowjob\|blow]] their [[Cock\|money]] on them and expect anything more than just a few heart palpitations is retarded.

	==Addiction==		==Addiction==

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	== See Also ==		== See Also ==
			* [[Mormons]]: [[Faggot]]s who deny themselves the pleasure of caffeine
			* [[Straight edge\|Hardline]]: Faggots who do the same

	{{Drugs}}		{{Drugs}}

imported>Likeicare at 03:18, 29 June 2013

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	[[Image:coke.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[I accidentally\|He accidentally his caffeine]]]]		[[Image:coke.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[I accidentally\|He accidentally his caffeine]]]]
	'''Caffeine''' is a [[drug]] for the kids who can't get [[coke]] because they don't have any rich friends. Frequent users of caffeine include [[gamers]] who use it to stay up all night at [[Circle jerk\|LAN parties]]. There are also a number of [[13 year old boy\|middle school kids]] who think that they can get [[cool\|high]] by taking a large number of Caffeine pills; which you can, but not without dying a slow and hilarious [[death]]. All it takes is about the equivalent of 95 cups of coffee (or about 36 No-Doz or Vivarin pills)(or 256 cans of mountain dew in under 5 minutes) in four hours to hit that mark. Unfortunately, the hallucinogenic margin is very small, and even a tiny bit too much can result in coma and death (however, you CAN get hallucinations if you stay awake long enough. It's different for every person, but usually after three days you start to hear/see funny things.) Make sure to sell some to a group of kids at the park for [[lulz]]. Since it is also an ingredient in soda, coffee, tea and energy drinks, roughly half the world is addicted to it (the rest are [[religious]] fundamentalists or too poor to afford even bargain-basement coffee grounds). All caffeine-junkies are fairly annoying, shaky people who talk [[shit]].		'''Caffeine''' is a [[drug]] for the kids who can't get [[coke]] because they don't have any rich friends. Frequent users of caffeine include [[gamers]] who use it to stay up all night at [[Circle jerk\|LAN parties]]. There are also a number of [[13 year old boy\|middle school kids]] who think that they can get [[cool\|high]] by taking a large number of Caffeine pills; which you can, but not without dying a slow and hilarious [[death]]. All it takes is about the equivalent of 95 cups of coffee (or about 36 No-Doz or Vivarin pills)(or 256 cans of mountain dew in under 5 minutes) in four hours to hit that mark. Unfortunately, the hallucinogenic margin is very small, and even a tiny bit too much can result in coma and death (however, you CAN get hallucinations if you stay awake long enough. It's different for every person, but usually after three days you start to hear/see funny things.) Make sure to sell some to a group of kids at the park for [[lulz]]. Since it is also an ingredient in soda, coffee, tea and energy drinks, roughly half the world is addicted to it (the rest are [[religious]] fundamentalists or too poor to afford even bargain-basement coffee grounds). All caffeine-junkies are fairly annoying, shaky people who talk [[shit]].
			If you want to use caffeine properly, take it in conjunction with meth, [[some argue]] that it can extend the high
	==Energy Drinks==		==Energy Drinks==

imported>DarkLordTR: /* Gallery Of Coffee */ added +1

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Gallery Of Coffee: added +1

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	File:Caffeine Kitty Cups.jpg		File:Caffeine Kitty Cups.jpg
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Gallery Of Coffee

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	==Energy Drinks==		==Energy Drinks==

	[[Image:Highcat.gif\|thumb\|right\|You fucking wish ~~puscake~~.]]		[[Image:Highcat.gif\|thumb\|right\|You fucking wish pusscake.]]
			[[File:Caffeine separation process.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Enough to kill an army]]

			Many years ago, shortly after the invention of yoga, there was a period now lost in the mists of time, known as the [[1980s\|1980s.]] During this mysterious epoch, of which scientists know little, mysterious ((('health farms'))) appeared on the suburban-rural borders around large towns. Fat people would disappear to these so-called 'health farms' for a fortnight at a time. When they returned to their families, they were still just as fat as before. However, they now swore by the curative powers of Turkish baths, jogging, and having just a glass of orange juice for breakfast. Also, they were convinced that caffeine was bad for you.

			Strangely, this coincided with the appearance in (((supermarkets))) of a new type of consumer product: so-called "Decaffeinated" tea and coffee. The 'health-farm' people flocked to buy it, and now that they have come of age, so-called "decaff" is a familiar part of our everyday lives. Little did the unsuspecting world know, however, that it was all a (((scam))). The caffeine that had been removed from tea and caffeine was not wasted: it was instead turned into a new breed of fizzy pop to (((corrupt))) the nation's youth, part them from their (((pocket money,))) and get them hooked on the ((([[Cocaine\|hard stuff]]))). The '''Energy Drink''' revolution had arrived.

	Energy drinks are beverages that are nothing more than HummingBird food and water. If you look, you will see them being purchased in stores by [[fat]] people, [[scene]] fags, [[emo]] fags, [[Dragonforce]] fags, [[You\|one mega fag]], all who would rather have the instant gratification of a can of sugar water because they are too damn lazy to wait 10 minutes for a pot of coffee or can't talk a Doctor into giving them a prescription for Ritalin. <br>		Energy drinks are beverages that are nothing more than HummingBird food and water. If you look, you will see them being purchased in stores by [[fat]] people, [[scene]] fags, [[emo]] fags, [[Dragonforce]] fags, [[You\|one mega fag]], all who would rather have the instant gratification of a can of sugar water because they are too damn lazy to wait 10 minutes for a pot of coffee or can't talk a Doctor into giving them a prescription for Ritalin. <br>
	Primarily designed to be used as part of a ‘healthy diet’, people looking for a quick pick me up can be seen reading the back of the bottles and cans, seeing how much ‘[[Ripper\|hardcore]]’ caffeine, riboflavin, guarana and taurine is contained in them. Obviously the most they experience is no different then drinking a few cups of coffee. Fat people (100% of internet users) gain nothing but profuse sweating from drinking them because they already have too much energy to burn off anyway. Enjoy your [[diabeetus]]. Btw, [[Truth\|they all taste like Red Bull]].		Primarily designed to be used as part of a ‘healthy diet’, people looking for a quick pick me up can be seen reading the back of the bottles and cans, seeing how much ‘[[Ripper\|hardcore]]’ caffeine, riboflavin, guarana and taurine is contained in them. Obviously the most they experience is no different then drinking a few cups of coffee. Fat people (100% of internet users) gain nothing but profuse sweating from drinking them because they already have too much energy to burn off anyway. Enjoy your [[diabeetus]]. Btw, [[Truth\|they all taste like Red Bull]].

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	[[Image:Highcat.gif\|thumb\|right\|You fucking wish puscake.]]		[[Image:Highcat.gif\|thumb\|right\|You fucking wish puscake.]]
	Energy drinks are beverages that are nothing more than HummingBird food and water ~~and if~~ you look, you will see them being purchased in stores by [[fat]] people, [[scene]] fags, [[emo]] fags, [[Dragonforce]] fags, [[You\|one mega fag]], all who would rather have the instant gratification of a can of sugar water because they are too damn lazy to wait 10 minutes for a pot of coffee or can't talk a Doctor into giving them a prescription for Ritalin. <br>		Energy drinks are beverages that are nothing more than HummingBird food and water. If you look, you will see them being purchased in stores by [[fat]] people, [[scene]] fags, [[emo]] fags, [[Dragonforce]] fags, [[You\|one mega fag]], all who would rather have the instant gratification of a can of sugar water because they are too damn lazy to wait 10 minutes for a pot of coffee or can't talk a Doctor into giving them a prescription for Ritalin. <br>
	Primarily designed to be used as part of a ‘healthy diet’, people looking for a quick pick me up can be seen reading the back of the bottles and cans, seeing how much ‘[[Ripper\|hardcore]]’ caffeine, riboflavin, guarana and taurine is contained in them. Obviously the most they experience is no different then drinking a few cups of coffee. Fat people (100% of internet users) gain nothing but profuse sweating from drinking them because they already have too much energy to burn off anyway. Enjoy your [[diabeetus]]. Btw, [[Truth\|they all taste like Red Bull]].		Primarily designed to be used as part of a ‘healthy diet’, people looking for a quick pick me up can be seen reading the back of the bottles and cans, seeing how much ‘[[Ripper\|hardcore]]’ caffeine, riboflavin, guarana and taurine is contained in them. Obviously the most they experience is no different then drinking a few cups of coffee. Fat people (100% of internet users) gain nothing but profuse sweating from drinking them because they already have too much energy to burn off anyway. Enjoy your [[diabeetus]]. Btw, [[Truth\|they all taste like Red Bull]].