CSI - Revision history

imported>Lazyarmadillo8654: Removing gamergate section as that was Law and Order and not CSI. Crossed out dead external link.

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Removing gamergate section as that was Law and Order and not CSI. Crossed out dead external link.

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	[[Visual_Basic#VB_in_Hollywood\|VB GUI Interface]] is now a meme.		[[Visual_Basic#VB_in_Hollywood\|VB GUI Interface]] is now a meme.

	~~===The Gamergate Episode===~~
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	~~[[GamerGate]] was [[ISIS]] all along!~~

	==Why CSI Sucks==		==Why CSI Sucks==
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	==External links==		==External links==
	*[http://www.lildobe.net/gallery2/v/Furry/media/ The show is notable for making fun of furries]		*<s>[http://www.lildobe.net/gallery2/v/Furry/media/ The show is notable for making fun of furries]</s>
	*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 Caruso voted to be the top asshole on TV]		*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 Caruso voted to be the top asshole on TV]
	*<s>[http://csi-ny.reg.electricsheepcompany.com/join-secondlife/csi-ny/avatar ''CSI: New York'' - ''Second Life'' style]</s>		*<s>[http://csi-ny.reg.electricsheepcompany.com/join-secondlife/csi-ny/avatar ''CSI: New York'' - ''Second Life'' style]</s>

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	===Fur & Loathing - The [[Furry]] Episode===		===Fur & Loathing - The [[Furry]] Episode===
	[[lulz\|One notorious episode]] featured a [[furry]] who had been [[drugs\|drugged]], [[NRA\|shot]], then [[lol\|run over by a truck]], as well as explaining the definition of the word "[[yiff]]" to the viewers watching when the episode aired on October 30, 2003. Also, this particular episode makes it quite clear that groups of furries are always engaging in yiff orgies in the back of [[Convention\|furry conventions]]. This resulted in thousands of furries across the internet ranting about [[bullshit\|this injustice and how the episode showed them in a bad way.]] Fortunately no furries complained about it in [[RL]] as they were too embarrassed to show themselves. Also, as a note of lulz and graet justice, the killer wasn't punished. BALEETED!!!!		[[lulz\|One notorious episode]] featured a [[furry]] who had been [[drugs\|drugged]], [[NRA\|shot]], then [[lol\|run over by a truck]], as well as explaining the definition of the word "[[yiff]]" to the viewers watching when the episode aired on October 30, 2003. Also, this particular episode makes it quite clear that groups of furries are always engaging in yiff orgies in the back of [[Convention\|furry conventions]]. This resulted in thousands of furries across the internet ranting about [[bullshit\|this injustice and how the episode showed them in a bad way.]] Fortunately no furries complained about it in [[RL]] as they were too embarrassed to show themselves. Also, as a note of lulz and graet justice, the killer wasn't punished. BALEETED!!!!

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			Furrie in-furrie-ated by the inaccuracies of CSI.



	===The [[Second Life]] Episode===		===The [[Second Life]] Episode===

imported>While at 02:27, 19 October 2015

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	'''''CSI''''' (for Crime Scene Investigation) is a TV show that comes in four flavors, all of them cheese; ''[[CSI]]'' (set in [[Vegas]]), ''[[Miami\|CSI: Miami]]'', ''[[NYC\|CSI: New York]]'', and [[Internets\|CSI: Cyber]]. Contrary to popular belief, all of the four shows are made of pwn and lulz, the exception being '''''CSI: New York''''', which is devoid of anything that could even be considered 'acting', drama or lulz despite the presence of [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109830/ Lieutenant Dan].		'''''CSI''''' (for Crime Scene Investigation) is a TV show that comes in four flavors, all of them cheese; ''[[CSI]]'' (set in [[Vegas]]), ''[[Miami\|CSI: Miami]]'', ''[[NYC\|CSI: New York]]'', and [[Internets\|CSI: Cyber]]. Contrary to popular belief, all of the four shows are made of pwn and lulz, the exception being '''''CSI: New York''''', which is devoid of anything that could even be considered 'acting', drama or lulz despite the presence of [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109830/ Lieutenant Dan].

	Highlights include watching David "[[Hansen\|Horatio]] ([[INAM]]) Caine" Caruso keep putting his sunglasses back on (~~whilst~~ he's never been seen removing them) and [[tubgirl\|relentless torrents]] of unfunny [[anti-lulz\|'zingers']] that are so horribly [[FAIL]] they actually [[WIN]] (see [[Rules of the Internet]]).		Highlights include watching David "[[Hansen\|Horatio]] ([[INAM]]) Caine" Caruso keep putting his sunglasses back on (while he's never been seen removing them) and [[tubgirl\|relentless torrents]] of unfunny [[anti-lulz\|'zingers']] that are so horribly [[FAIL]] they actually [[WIN]] (see [[Rules of the Internet]]).

	However, it is the original '''''CSI''''' (Vegas) that delivers the most, having shone the spotlight on such abhorrent human perversions such as [[furries]], [[infantilism]], [[vampires]] and [[Awesome\|Nazi-style experiments involving lobotomizing homeless people]].		However, it is the original '''''CSI''''' (Vegas) that delivers the most, having shone the spotlight on such abhorrent human perversions such as [[furries]], [[infantilism]], [[vampires]] and [[Awesome\|Nazi-style experiments involving lobotomizing homeless people]].

imported>One With The Lulz: /* Notable Episodes */

2015-09-19T12:48:10Z

Notable Episodes

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	[[Visual_Basic#VB_in_Hollywood\|VB GUI Interface]] is now a meme.		[[Visual_Basic#VB_in_Hollywood\|VB GUI Interface]] is now a meme.

			===The Gamergate Episode===
			<center><youtube>x2klLy8r8Ro</youtube></center>

			[[GamerGate]] was [[ISIS]] all along!

	==Why CSI Sucks==		==Why CSI Sucks==

imported>Horror9: new section: CSI: Cyber

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	==Who who, who who==		==Who who, who who==

	'''''CSI''''' (for Crime Scene Investigation) is a TV show that comes in ~~three~~ flavors, all of them cheese; ''[[CSI]]'' (set in [[Vegas]]), ''[[Miami\|CSI: Miami]]'' ~~and~~ ''[[NYC\|CSI: New York]]''. Contrary to popular belief, ~~two thirds~~ of the ~~three~~ shows are made of pwn and lulz, the exception being '''''CSI: New York''''', which is devoid of anything that could even be considered 'acting', drama or lulz despite the presence of [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109830/ Lieutenant Dan].		'''''CSI''''' (for Crime Scene Investigation) is a TV show that comes in four flavors, all of them cheese; ''[[CSI]]'' (set in [[Vegas]]), ''[[Miami\|CSI: Miami]]'', ''[[NYC\|CSI: New York]]'', and [[Internets\|CSI: Cyber]]. Contrary to popular belief, all of the four shows are made of pwn and lulz, the exception being '''''CSI: New York''''', which is devoid of anything that could even be considered 'acting', drama or lulz despite the presence of [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109830/ Lieutenant Dan].

	Highlights include watching David "[[Hansen\|Horatio]] ([[INAM]]) Caine" Caruso keep putting his sunglasses back on (whilst he's never been seen removing them) and [[tubgirl\|relentless torrents]] of unfunny [[anti-lulz\|'zingers']] that are so horribly [[FAIL]] they actually [[WIN]] (see [[Rules of the Internet]]).		Highlights include watching David "[[Hansen\|Horatio]] ([[INAM]]) Caine" Caruso keep putting his sunglasses back on (whilst he's never been seen removing them) and [[tubgirl\|relentless torrents]] of unfunny [[anti-lulz\|'zingers']] that are so horribly [[FAIL]] they actually [[WIN]] (see [[Rules of the Internet]]).
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	In essence though, they are '[[boring\|procedural dramas]]' where wannabe cops catch sloppy criminals through the likes of [[DNA]] from [[cum]] stains and skin cells then make them confess with highly [[drama]]tic dialogue under dim lighting while Horatio completes all the tough sleuthing work by looking through his eyebrows at people and speaking really quietly so his voice sounds deep.		In essence though, they are '[[boring\|procedural dramas]]' where wannabe cops catch sloppy criminals through the likes of [[DNA]] from [[cum]] stains and skin cells then make them confess with highly [[drama]]tic dialogue under dim lighting while Horatio completes all the tough sleuthing work by looking through his eyebrows at people and speaking really quietly so his voice sounds deep.

			==CSI: Cyber==
			'''CSI: Cyber - Dark Web Edition''' (formerly known as CSI: Cyberspace and CSI: [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS\|H4CK3RZ 0N ST3R01DZ]]), is a fictionalized attempt to demonize [[Anonymous]] and Tor, and an attempt to make CSI cool to millenials rather than desensitized baby boomers. Every week the "crime scene" is the Internets itself, and the time of death is always [[Eternal September]]. Within the CSI franchise, CSI: Cyber is notable for its relative lack of semen.

			On the show, 0day xPl01tZ to send f1r3Z over the 1nT3rN3t via pR1nt3rZ are sold on the deep web by mega H4XX0rz. And there's also [[Buttcoin]] or some shit. Since Zero Cool already appears on another CBS show as a lockpicking crime-hacker (with a guest appearance by The Plague), CSI: Cyber stars a bunch of aging celebrities as [[1337]] hackers, now including Sam Malone from Cheers. The show begins when that psychic blonde cunt who has a [[tranny]] brother was some n00b who "got hacked" and now she's some kind of avenger whose superpower is H4X TURN ON and preventing hackers from who gives a shit. Like most of the media (and CSI specifically), the show exists to irresponsibly provide [[sick fuck\|lurid unsavory details]] (informative murder porn) all while pretending to condemn it. Seizing on the villain of scary hackers (the only politically correct villain left in an age of mandatory tolerance), the show addresses a "post-Snowden" era where even non-Russian hackers are out to cyber-rape you, and the NSA is there to keep you safe, or hack you, I forget. BAD HACKERS! BAD!

			The writers of the show spend all their time reading ED and consulting with some Defcon Unixbeard to fill in technobabble to the "Tech the tech with the tech", the editors spend all their time making as many glitchy cuts as possible, and the audio editors add bleep bloop sound effects to make hacking sound futuristic like "cyberspace" was thought of in the 90s, instead of the click click of mechanical keyboards covered in Cheetos dust and pubic hair.

			On the show, anyone who thinks that technology maybe isn't all positive (or that new iPhone models perhaps don't bring everlasting happiness like advertising would have you believe) is portrayed as Luddite terrorists who want to take away your right to make your offended voice heard in a sea of shit and watch cat videos until the Sun dies.

	==Horatio Caine:[[INAM\|Now A Meme]]==		==Horatio Caine:[[INAM\|Now A Meme]]==

imported>Horror9: cancelled

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cancelled

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	'''SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN'''		'''SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN'''

			'''Editor's note''': After 15 seasons the show finally ran out of semen and thus was cancelled.

	==Crime-solving procedure==		==Crime-solving procedure==

imported>Horror9: fix title

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	''Not to be confused with [[CSIII]]''		''Not to be confused with [[CSIII]]''

	'''CSI: Cum ~~Semen~~ Investigation''', ~~formerly known as '''CSI: Cum Stain Investigation''' and ''CSi: Crime Semen Investigation'' but~~ cummonly known as '''CSI''', is an American ~~crime semen~~ television ~~semen~~ that debuted in the semen 2000 on CBS, the Cum Bitch Semen network. The semen was originally created by Tony Zuiker and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer via a blowjob. Today the semen is mostly made in Semen City California at Universal Semen, a subsemen of Cumcast.		'''CSI: Cum Stain Investigation''', cummonly known as '''CSI''', is an American cum stain television show that debuted in the semen 2000 on CBS, the Cum Bitch Semen network. The semen was originally created by Tony Zuiker and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer via a blowjob. Today the semen is mostly made in Semen City California at Universal Semen, a subsemen of Cumcast. The show is formerly known as '''CSI: Crime Semen Investigation''' and '''CSI: Cum/Semen Investigation'''.

	The semen follows a group of ragtag cum ~~semen~~ investigators working in Las Semen as they use semen to solve crimes. Its graphic and informative discussion of semen has spawned several other semen shows. The semen mixes crime-solving, dirty filthy semen, blacklights to highlight the semen, and semen-driven ratings. Audiences responded ejaculatorily. This seminal show inspired the Cum Bitch Semen network to order more semen to come on its heels, featuring semen in Miami that lasted for 10 semens, and featuring semen in New York which stayed on the wall for 9 semens. In 2014 the Cum Bitch Semen network announced they were going to wank off another semen called ''CSI: Cyber'', inside Virginia (hue hue hue). ''CSI: Cyber'' refers to an oldfag term for the production of semen, and not to the Internets at large, although Chatroulette will come into play quite often.		The semen follows a group of ragtag cum stain investigators working in Las Semen as they use semen to solve crimes. Its graphic and informative discussion of semen has spawned several other semen shows. The semen mixes crime-solving, dirty filthy semen, blacklights to highlight the semen, and semen-driven ratings. Audiences responded ejaculatorily, begging for more. This seminal show inspired the Cum Bitch Semen network to order more semen to come on its heels, featuring semen in Miami that lasted for 10 semens, and featuring semen in New York which stayed on the wall for 9 semens. In 2014 the Cum Bitch Semen network announced they were going to wank off another semen called ''CSI: Cyber'', inside Virginia (hue hue hue). ''CSI: Cyber'' refers to an oldfag term for the production of semen, and not to the Internets at large, although Chatroulette will come into play quite often.

	This semen-winning semen is the most popular semen worldwide. Over 9000 billion people have seen this semen. The semen was the most watched semen ever for five semens in a row in 2012. CSI: Cum ~~Semen~~ Investigation has been nominated at least 100 times for sperm awards, winning cum of them. This semen also inspired the creation of semen books, a semen museum, and semen vidya. There have been over 300 sperms of this semen.		This semen-winning semen is the most popular semen worldwide. Over 9000 billion people have seen this semen. The semen was the most watched semen ever for five semens in a row in 2012. ''CSI: Cum Stain Investigation'' has been nominated at least 100 times for sperm awards, winning cum of them. This semen also inspired the creation of semen books, a semen museum, and semen vidya. There have been over 300 sperms of this semen.

	Cum ~~Semen~~ Investigation has aired 15 sperms. It is tied up in second for longest runny semen which airs at raeptime in the US, beating off only Law and Order: Semen Victims Unit. It is the seventh longest runny semen raeptime TV semen overall.		''CSI: Cum Stain Investigation'' has aired 15 sperms. It is tied up in second for longest runny semen which airs at raeptime in the US, beating off only ''Law and Order: Semen Victims Unit''. It is the seventh longest runny semen raeptime TV semen overall.

	'''SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN'''		'''SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN'''

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	'''''CSI''''' (for Crime Scene Investigation) is a TV show that comes in four flavors, all of them cheese; ''[[CSI]]'' (set in [[Vegas]]), ''[[Miami\|CSI: Miami]]'', ''[[NYC\|CSI: New York]]'', and [[Internets\|CSI: Cyber]]. Contrary to popular belief, all of the four shows are made of pwn and lulz, the exception being '''''CSI: New York''''', which is devoid of anything that could even be considered 'acting', drama or lulz despite the presence of [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109830/ Lieutenant Dan].		'''''CSI''''' (for Crime Scene Investigation) is a TV show that comes in four flavors, all of them cheese; ''[[CSI]]'' (set in [[Vegas]]), ''[[Miami\|CSI: Miami]]'', ''[[NYC\|CSI: New York]]'', and [[Internets\|CSI: Cyber]]. Contrary to popular belief, all of the four shows are made of pwn and lulz, the exception being '''''CSI: New York''''', which is devoid of anything that could even be considered 'acting', drama or lulz despite the presence of [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109830/ Lieutenant Dan].

	Highlights include watching David "[[Hansen\|Horatio]] ([[INAM]]) Caine" Caruso keep putting his sunglasses back on (~~whilst~~ he's never been seen removing them) and [[tubgirl\|relentless torrents]] of unfunny [[anti-lulz\|'zingers']] that are so horribly [[FAIL]] they actually [[WIN]] (see [[Rules of the Internet]]).		Highlights include watching David "[[Hansen\|Horatio]] ([[INAM]]) Caine" Caruso keep putting his sunglasses back on (while he's never been seen removing them) and [[tubgirl\|relentless torrents]] of unfunny [[anti-lulz\|'zingers']] that are so horribly [[FAIL]] they actually [[WIN]] (see [[Rules of the Internet]]).

	However, it is the original '''''CSI''''' (Vegas) that delivers the most, having shone the spotlight on such abhorrent human perversions such as [[furries]], [[infantilism]], [[vampires]] and [[Awesome\|Nazi-style experiments involving lobotomizing homeless people]].		However, it is the original '''''CSI''''' (Vegas) that delivers the most, having shone the spotlight on such abhorrent human perversions such as [[furries]], [[infantilism]], [[vampires]] and [[Awesome\|Nazi-style experiments involving lobotomizing homeless people]].