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IvanTsapaev2K7 at 09:08, 1 May 2025

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	[[Category:Law]]		[[Category:Law]]
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			{{Trolls}}

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imported>4ourty at 18:29, 27 August 2023

2023-08-27T18:29:02Z

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	[[File:Pedobear pastime.jpg\|thumb\|It's hard work raping. Sometimes you've got to take a break from it all.]]		[[File:Pedobear pastime.jpg\|thumb\|It's hard work raping. Sometimes you've got to take a break from it all.]]
	~~[[Image:1224477320013.jpg\|thumb\|CP: get it Wednesday]]~~
	~~[[Image:CP_Directions.jpg\|thumb\|Because of this image, all other images on [[eBaumsworld.com]] contain child pornography]]~~
	~~[[Image:Childporn.jpg\|thumb\|Dick Cheney on vacation.]]~~
	~~[[File:Pedobear back to work.jpg\|thumb\|Scratch that.]]~~

	'''Child Pornography''' (abbreviated to '''CP''' or '''ChiP''') is what [[~~pedophile~~\|~~bears~~]] and [[Christian\|priests]] masturbate to as an alternative to [[raping]]. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on ~~the~~ [[~~Gnutella network~~]] is hardcore child ~~pornography~~. The closest thing to softcore ~~CP that is~~ legal is ~~the material at~~ [[~~jailbaitgallery~~.~~com~~]].		'''Child Pornography''' (abbreviated to '''CP''' or '''ChiP''') is what [[pedobear\|bear]]s and [[Christian\|priests]] masturbate to as an alternative to [[child abuse\|raping kids]]. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on [[darknet\|P2P networks]] is hardcore child porno. The closest thing to softcore, but still "legal" material is ''child erotica'' ([[jailbait]] or [[Child Modeling\|child modelling]].)

			[[Image:1224477320013.jpg\|thumb\|275px\|CP: get it Wednesday]]


	''Also known as: Cheese Pizza, [[Captain Picard]], [[Communist]] Party, Captain Planet, Cure Peace, [[Cthulhu]] Plush, or [[Chocolate Pudding]]''.		''Also known as: Cheese Pizza, [[Captain Picard]], [[Communist]] Party, Captain Planet, Cure Peace, [[Cthulhu]] Plush, or [[Chocolate Pudding]]''.

	~~A lot of people today upload CP to forums and then store it with [[archive.is]]. But the owner of [[8ch.net]] has been fighting against this scraper enabling this on his site.~~

	Child ~~Pornography~~ and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on [[~~Ebaumsworld~~]]. However, [[some argue\|it should be noted]], having child ~~pornography~~ for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an [[jail\|IRL banhammer]] for life in most western countries (though not in [[Japan]], probably because [[Japan]] is ~~an eastern~~ country): even though it is the primary life source of the [[Black People\|cotton pickers]] of the world.		A lot of people today upload CP to forums/imageboards and then store it with [[archive.is]]. But the owner of [[8chan]] and many other sites have been fighting against the web scrapers enabling this in their sites.

			Child pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on the [[Internet]]. However, [[some argue\|it should be noted]], having child porn for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an [[jail\|IRL banhammer]] for life in most western countries (though not in [[Japan]], probably because [[Japan]] is a pedo country): even though it is the primary life source of the [[Black People\|cotton pickers]] of the world.

			[[File:Pedobear back to work.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|Scratch that.]]

	The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree. Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun. Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, [[death\|your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected]]. Let's be honest—the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that [[feels good man\|you won't have to worry about prison]]![http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/07/24/earlyshow/saturday/main6709350.shtml]		The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree. Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun. Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, [[death\|your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected]]. Let's be honest—the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that [[feels good man\|you won't have to worry about prison]]![http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/07/24/earlyshow/saturday/main6709350.shtml]
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	=== THEY'RE REQUESTING CP, WHAT DO? ===		=== THEY'RE REQUESTING CP, WHAT DO? ===
			[[Image:CP_Directions.jpg\|thumb\|Because of this image, all other images on [[eBaumsworld.com]] contain child pornography]]

	If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening: that it is a slow day at the [[BRBFBI\|FBI]] HQ and they are looking to make a few pickups; that it is a troll; or that [[Snacks]] is back and that he wants [[Fukken saved\|MOAR CP]] to fap with (and in light of recent events this is highly probable).		If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening: that it is a slow day at the [[BRBFBI\|FBI]] HQ and they are looking to make a few pickups; that it is a troll; or that [[Snacks]] is back and that he wants [[Fukken saved\|MOAR CP]] to fap with (and in light of recent events this is highly probable).
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	File:CP icon 256x256.png\|[[Photoshop\|Captivate-CS3]]		File:CP icon 256x256.png\|[[Photoshop\|Captivate-CS3]]
	File:Facebookcp.jpg\|[[Failbook]] is great if you like CP!		File:Facebookcp.jpg\|[[Failbook]] is great if you like CP!
	File:CP supplies.jpg\|Where [[you\|sick fucks]] get CP</gallery>\|<gallery>		File:CP supplies.jpg\|Where [[you\|sick fucks]] get CP
			Image:Childporn.jpg\|Dick Cheney on vacation.
			</gallery>\|<gallery>
	File:Kirk and the golden phallus.jpg\|[[William Shatner\|Canadian Pussy]]		File:Kirk and the golden phallus.jpg\|[[William Shatner\|Canadian Pussy]]
	File:CP-Train.jpg\|Canadian Pacific Train.		File:CP-Train.jpg\|Canadian Pacific Train.
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	* [[AnonTalk]]		* [[AnonTalk]]
	* [[AusdudePro]]		* [[AusdudePro]]
			* [[Child abuse]]
	* [[Chris Beer]] - Infamous 4chan spammer		* [[Chris Beer]] - Infamous 4chan spammer
	* [[Codey Porter]]		* [[Codey Porter]]

imported>4ourty at 11:58, 20 May 2023

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	:''This is about [[pedo]] material. '''CP''' may also refer to: ~~'''~~[[hentai\|Cartoon Pornography]]~~'''~~ (~~'''~~CarP~~'''~~), Wikipedia's policy [[CHILDPROTECT]], [[Conservapedia]], or the [[Chans Portal]].		:''This is about [[pedo]] material. '''CP''' may also refer to: [[hentai\|Cartoon Pornography]] (CarP), [[Club Penguin]], [[Creepypasta]], Wikipedia's policy [[CHILDPROTECT]], [[Conservapedia]], or the [[Chans Portal]].

	[[~~Image~~:~~1224477320013~~.jpg\|thumb\|~~left\|CP: get~~ it ~~Wednesday~~]]		[[File:Pedobear pastime.jpg\|thumb\|It's hard work raping. Sometimes you've got to take a break from it all.]]
	[[Image:~~Imagefapdog~~.jpg\|thumb\|~~[http~~:~~//www.imagefap.com DO IT TODAY!]~~]]		[[Image:1224477320013.jpg\|thumb\|CP: get it Wednesday]]
	[[Image:CP_Directions.jpg\|thumb~~\|left~~\|Because of this image, all other images on [[eBaumsworld.com]] contain child pornography]]		[[Image:CP_Directions.jpg\|thumb\|Because of this image, all other images on [[eBaumsworld.com]] contain child pornography]]
	[[Image:Childporn.jpg\|thumb\|Dick Cheney on vacation.]]		[[Image:Childporn.jpg\|thumb\|Dick Cheney on vacation.]]
	[[~~Image~~:~~loli statue~~.jpg\|thumb\|~~[[doing it wrong\|Not CP]]~~]]		[[File:Pedobear back to work.jpg\|thumb\|Scratch that.]]

	'''Child ~~pornography~~''' (abbreviated to '''CP''' or '''ChiP''') is what [[~~pedophiles~~\|bears]] and [[Christian\|~~priest~~]]s masturbate to as an alternative to [[raping]]. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on the [[Gnutella network]] is hardcore child pornography. The closest thing to softcore CP that is legal is the material at [[jailbaitgallery.com]].		'''Child Pornography''' (abbreviated to '''CP''' or '''ChiP''') is what [[pedophile\|bears]] and [[Christian\|priests]] masturbate to as an alternative to [[raping]]. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on the [[Gnutella network]] is hardcore child pornography. The closest thing to softcore CP that is legal is the material at [[jailbaitgallery.com]].

	A lot of people today upload CP to forums and then store it with [[archive.is]]. ~~The~~ owner of [[8ch.net]] has been fighting against this scraper enabling this on his site.		''Also known as: Cheese Pizza, [[Captain Picard]], [[Communist]] Party, Captain Planet, Cure Peace, [[Cthulhu]] Plush, or [[Chocolate Pudding]]''.

			A lot of people today upload CP to forums and then store it with [[archive.is]]. But the owner of [[8ch.net]] has been fighting against this scraper enabling this on his site.

	Child Pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on [[Ebaumsworld]]. However, [[some argue\|it should be noted]], having child pornography for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an [[jail\|IRL banhammer]] for life in most western countries (though not in [[Japan]], probably because [[Japan]] is an eastern country): even though it is the primary life source of the [[Black People\|cotton pickers]] of the world.		Child Pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on [[Ebaumsworld]]. However, [[some argue\|it should be noted]], having child pornography for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an [[jail\|IRL banhammer]] for life in most western countries (though not in [[Japan]], probably because [[Japan]] is an eastern country): even though it is the primary life source of the [[Black People\|cotton pickers]] of the world.
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	The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree. Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun. Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, [[death\|your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected]]. Let's be honest—the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that [[feels good man\|you won't have to worry about prison]]![http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/07/24/earlyshow/saturday/main6709350.shtml]		The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree. Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun. Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, [[death\|your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected]]. Let's be honest—the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that [[feels good man\|you won't have to worry about prison]]![http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/07/24/earlyshow/saturday/main6709350.shtml]

	{{~~Quote~~\|It is illegal for any person to knowingly produce, distribute, receive, or possess with intent to transfer or distribute visual representations, such as [[Lolicon\|drawings]], cartoons, or paintings that appear to depict minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct and are deemed obscene. This statute offers an alternative 2-pronged test for obscenity with a lower threshold than the Miller test. The matter involving minors can be deemed obscene if it (i) depicts an image that is, or appears to be a minor engaged in graphic bestiality, sadistic or masochistic abuse, or sexual intercourse and (ii) if the image lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value. A first time offender convicted under this statute faces fines and at least 5 years to a maximum of 20 years in prison.\|Section 1466A of Title 18, United States Code Paraphrased}}		{{Squote\|It is illegal for any person to knowingly produce, distribute, receive, or possess with intent to transfer or distribute visual representations, such as [[Lolicon\|drawings]], cartoons, or paintings that appear to depict minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct and are deemed obscene. This statute offers an alternative 2-pronged test for obscenity with a lower threshold than the Miller test. The matter involving minors can be deemed obscene if it (i) depicts an image that is, or appears to be a minor engaged in graphic bestiality, sadistic or masochistic abuse, or sexual intercourse and (ii) if the image lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value. A first time offender convicted under this statute faces fines and at least 5 years to a maximum of 20 years in prison.\|Section 1466A of Title 18, United States Code Paraphrased}}

	{{~~Quote~~\|It is illegal for any person to knowingly transport or ship using any means or facility of interstate or foreign commerce or in or affecting interstate or foreign commerce by any means including by computer or mails, any visual depiction, if the producing of such visual depiction involves the use of a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct; and such visual depiction is of such conduct. A first time offender convicted under this statute faces fines and at least 5 to 20 years in prison.\|Section 2252A of Title 18, United States Code Paraphrased}}		{{Squote\|It is illegal for any person to knowingly transport or ship using any means or facility of interstate or foreign commerce or in or affecting interstate or foreign commerce by any means including by computer or mails, any visual depiction, if the producing of such visual depiction involves the use of a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct; and such visual depiction is of such conduct. A first time offender convicted under this statute faces fines and at least 5 to 20 years in prison.\|Section 2252A of Title 18, United States Code Paraphrased}}

	== Mobile CP ==		== Mobile CP ==
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	File:Girlscrewing.jpg\|Start up the van!		File:Girlscrewing.jpg\|Start up the van!
	File:Average child.jpg\|pr0n?		File:Average child.jpg\|pr0n?
			Image:Imagefapdog.jpg\|[http://www.imagefap.com DO IT TODAY!]
	File:Fuckthem.jpg\|Fuck them, fuck them!		File:Fuckthem.jpg\|Fuck them, fuck them!
	File:Shota away.jpg\|Asking for it.		File:Shota away.jpg\|Asking for it.
	File:Cp lookout ownage.jpg\|OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1		File:Cp lookout ownage.jpg\|OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1
			Image:loli statue.jpg\|[[doing it wrong\|Not CP]]
	File:YallNiggasCP.jpg\|Y'all niggas posting in a CP thread		File:YallNiggasCP.jpg\|Y'all niggas posting in a CP thread
	File:Ms-update-turned-on.jpg\|Even Microsoft Update wants in on the action.		File:Ms-update-turned-on.jpg\|Even Microsoft Update wants in on the action.

imported>4ourty at 22:26, 19 May 2023

2023-05-19T22:26:00Z

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imported>4ourty at 22:26, 19 May 2023

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	:''~~Disambiguation: the acronym~~ '''CP''' may ~~instead stand for~~ '''Cartoon Pornography''' (~~AKA~~ '''CarP'''), ~~for this please see~~ [[~~animu~~]]~~, or more specifically~~, [[~~hentai~~]]~~. It may also refer to~~ the [[Chans Portal]]~~. It may also refer to [[CHILDPROTECT]], Wikipedia's new policy~~.		:''This is about [[pedo]] material. '''CP''' may also refer to: '''[[hentai\|Cartoon Pornography]]''' ('''CarP'''), Wikipedia's policy [[CHILDPROTECT]], [[Conservapedia]], or the [[Chans Portal]].

	[[Image:1224477320013.jpg\|thumb\|left\|CP: get it Wednesday]]		[[Image:1224477320013.jpg\|thumb\|left\|CP: get it Wednesday]]
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	[[Image:loli statue.jpg\|thumb\|[[doing it wrong\|Not CP]]]]		[[Image:loli statue.jpg\|thumb\|[[doing it wrong\|Not CP]]]]

	~~<small>Perhaps you were looking for~~ [[~~conservapedia~~]]~~?</small>~~		'''Child pornography''' (abbreviated to '''CP''' or '''ChiP''') is what [[pedophiles\|bears]] and [[Christian\|priest]]s masturbate to as an alternative to [[raping]]. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on the [[Gnutella network]] is hardcore child pornography. The closest thing to softcore CP that is legal is the material at [[jailbaitgallery.com]].

	'''Child Pornography''' (AKA '''CP''' or '''ChiP''') is what [[you\|pedophiles]] masturbate to on the internet: also known as one of the biggest [[lulz]] ever. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on the [[Gnutella network]] is hardcore child pornography. The closest thing to softcore CP that is legal is the material at [[jailbaitgallery.com]] .		A lot of people today upload CP to forums and then store it with [[archive.is]]. The owner of [[8ch.net]] has been fighting against this scraper enabling this on his site.

	A lot of people today upload CP to forums and then store it with [[archive.is]]. The owner of [[8ch.net]] has been fighting against this scraper enabling this on his site.

	Child Pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on [[Ebaumsworld]]. However, [[some argue\|it should be noted]], having child pornography for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an [[jail\|IRL banhammer]] for life in most western countries (though not in [[Japan]], probably because [[Japan]] is an eastern country): even though it is the primary life source of the [[Black People\|cotton pickers]] of the world.		Child Pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on [[Ebaumsworld]]. However, [[some argue\|it should be noted]], having child pornography for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an [[jail\|IRL banhammer]] for life in most western countries (though not in [[Japan]], probably because [[Japan]] is an eastern country): even though it is the primary life source of the [[Black People\|cotton pickers]] of the world.

imported>Glitchlov: /* See also */

2022-06-13T06:48:45Z

imported>Glitchlov: /* News */

2022-04-01T16:52:51Z

News

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	* April 18, 2012: [http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2012/apr/18/counterproductive-catchall-sex-offenders Guardian: The counterproductive catch-all]		* April 18, 2012: [http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2012/apr/18/counterproductive-catchall-sex-offenders Guardian: The counterproductive catch-all]
	* August 7, 2014: [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2718803/Pro-incest-campaigner-facing-jail-sick-cartoon-pictures-Bart-Simpson-having-sex-sister-Lisa-mother-Marge.html Britfag wincest campaigner jailed for owning cartoon CP of the Simpsons] ... apparently, Bart, Lisa and Milhouse are below the age of consent, despite having been on TV like, forever.		* August 7, 2014: [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2718803/Pro-incest-campaigner-facing-jail-sick-cartoon-pictures-Bart-Simpson-having-sex-sister-Lisa-mother-Marge.html Britfag wincest campaigner jailed for owning cartoon CP of the Simpsons] ... apparently, Bart, Lisa and Milhouse are below the age of consent, despite having been on TV like, forever.
	* September 4, 2019 [https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdtx/pr/laredoan-pleads-guilty-child-pornography-charge A YTPMV maker gets busted for downloading 2000+ files of Child Porn]		* September 4, 2019: [https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdtx/pr/laredoan-pleads-guilty-child-pornography-charge A YTPMV maker gets busted for downloading 2000+ files of Child Porn]

	{{Chans}}		{{Chans}}

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	* [[Chris Beer]] - Infamous 4chan spammer		* [[Chris Beer]] - Infamous 4chan spammer
	* [[Codey Porter]]		* [[Codey Porter]]
			* [[David McKillips]]
	* [[Darknet]]		* [[Darknet]]
	* [[Einsidler]]		* [[Einsidler]]

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	[[File:Pedobear pastime.jpg\|thumb\|It's hard work raping. Sometimes you've got to take a break from it all.]]		[[File:Pedobear pastime.jpg\|thumb\|It's hard work raping. Sometimes you've got to take a break from it all.]]
	~~[[Image:1224477320013.jpg\|thumb\|CP: get it Wednesday]]~~
	~~[[Image:CP_Directions.jpg\|thumb\|Because of this image, all other images on [[eBaumsworld.com]] contain child pornography]]~~
	~~[[Image:Childporn.jpg\|thumb\|Dick Cheney on vacation.]]~~
	~~[[File:Pedobear back to work.jpg\|thumb\|Scratch that.]]~~

	'''Child Pornography''' (abbreviated to '''CP''' or '''ChiP''') is what [[~~pedophile~~\|~~bears~~]] and [[Christian\|priests]] masturbate to as an alternative to [[raping]]. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on ~~the~~ [[~~Gnutella network~~]] is hardcore child ~~pornography~~. The closest thing to softcore ~~CP that is~~ legal is ~~the material at~~ [[~~jailbaitgallery~~.~~com~~]].		'''Child Pornography''' (abbreviated to '''CP''' or '''ChiP''') is what [[pedobear\|bear]]s and [[Christian\|priests]] masturbate to as an alternative to [[child abuse\|raping kids]]. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on [[darknet\|P2P networks]] is hardcore child porno. The closest thing to softcore, but still "legal" material is ''child erotica'' ([[jailbait]] or [[Child Modeling\|child modelling]].)

			[[Image:1224477320013.jpg\|thumb\|275px\|CP: get it Wednesday]]


	''Also known as: Cheese Pizza, [[Captain Picard]], [[Communist]] Party, Captain Planet, Cure Peace, [[Cthulhu]] Plush, or [[Chocolate Pudding]]''.		''Also known as: Cheese Pizza, [[Captain Picard]], [[Communist]] Party, Captain Planet, Cure Peace, [[Cthulhu]] Plush, or [[Chocolate Pudding]]''.

	~~A lot of people today upload CP to forums and then store it with [[archive.is]]. But the owner of [[8ch.net]] has been fighting against this scraper enabling this on his site.~~

	Child ~~Pornography~~ and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on [[~~Ebaumsworld~~]]. However, [[some argue\|it should be noted]], having child ~~pornography~~ for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an [[jail\|IRL banhammer]] for life in most western countries (though not in [[Japan]], probably because [[Japan]] is ~~an eastern~~ country): even though it is the primary life source of the [[Black People\|cotton pickers]] of the world.		A lot of people today upload CP to forums/imageboards and then store it with [[archive.is]]. But the owner of [[8chan]] and many other sites have been fighting against the web scrapers enabling this in their sites.

			Child pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on the [[Internet]]. However, [[some argue\|it should be noted]], having child porn for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an [[jail\|IRL banhammer]] for life in most western countries (though not in [[Japan]], probably because [[Japan]] is a pedo country): even though it is the primary life source of the [[Black People\|cotton pickers]] of the world.

			[[File:Pedobear back to work.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|Scratch that.]]

	The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree. Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun. Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, [[death\|your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected]]. Let's be honest—the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that [[feels good man\|you won't have to worry about prison]]![http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/07/24/earlyshow/saturday/main6709350.shtml]		The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree. Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun. Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, [[death\|your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected]]. Let's be honest—the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that [[feels good man\|you won't have to worry about prison]]![http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/07/24/earlyshow/saturday/main6709350.shtml]
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	=== THEY'RE REQUESTING CP, WHAT DO? ===		=== THEY'RE REQUESTING CP, WHAT DO? ===
			[[Image:CP_Directions.jpg\|thumb\|Because of this image, all other images on [[eBaumsworld.com]] contain child pornography]]

	If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening: that it is a slow day at the [[BRBFBI\|FBI]] HQ and they are looking to make a few pickups; that it is a troll; or that [[Snacks]] is back and that he wants [[Fukken saved\|MOAR CP]] to fap with (and in light of recent events this is highly probable).		If this happens, there are three possibilities for what's happening: that it is a slow day at the [[BRBFBI\|FBI]] HQ and they are looking to make a few pickups; that it is a troll; or that [[Snacks]] is back and that he wants [[Fukken saved\|MOAR CP]] to fap with (and in light of recent events this is highly probable).
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	File:CP icon 256x256.png\|[[Photoshop\|Captivate-CS3]]		File:CP icon 256x256.png\|[[Photoshop\|Captivate-CS3]]
	File:Facebookcp.jpg\|[[Failbook]] is great if you like CP!		File:Facebookcp.jpg\|[[Failbook]] is great if you like CP!
	File:CP supplies.jpg\|Where [[you\|sick fucks]] get CP</gallery>\|<gallery>		File:CP supplies.jpg\|Where [[you\|sick fucks]] get CP
			Image:Childporn.jpg\|Dick Cheney on vacation.
			</gallery>\|<gallery>
	File:Kirk and the golden phallus.jpg\|[[William Shatner\|Canadian Pussy]]		File:Kirk and the golden phallus.jpg\|[[William Shatner\|Canadian Pussy]]
	File:CP-Train.jpg\|Canadian Pacific Train.		File:CP-Train.jpg\|Canadian Pacific Train.
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	* [[AnonTalk]]		* [[AnonTalk]]
	* [[AusdudePro]]		* [[AusdudePro]]
			* [[Child abuse]]
	* [[Chris Beer]] - Infamous 4chan spammer		* [[Chris Beer]] - Infamous 4chan spammer
	* [[Codey Porter]]		* [[Codey Porter]]

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	:''This is about [[pedo]] material. '''CP''' may also refer to: ~~'''~~[[hentai\|Cartoon Pornography]]~~'''~~ (~~'''~~CarP~~'''~~), Wikipedia's policy [[CHILDPROTECT]], [[Conservapedia]], or the [[Chans Portal]].		:''This is about [[pedo]] material. '''CP''' may also refer to: [[hentai\|Cartoon Pornography]] (CarP), [[Club Penguin]], [[Creepypasta]], Wikipedia's policy [[CHILDPROTECT]], [[Conservapedia]], or the [[Chans Portal]].

	[[~~Image~~:~~1224477320013~~.jpg\|thumb\|~~left\|CP: get~~ it ~~Wednesday~~]]		[[File:Pedobear pastime.jpg\|thumb\|It's hard work raping. Sometimes you've got to take a break from it all.]]
	[[Image:~~Imagefapdog~~.jpg\|thumb\|~~[http~~:~~//www.imagefap.com DO IT TODAY!]~~]]		[[Image:1224477320013.jpg\|thumb\|CP: get it Wednesday]]
	[[Image:CP_Directions.jpg\|thumb~~\|left~~\|Because of this image, all other images on [[eBaumsworld.com]] contain child pornography]]		[[Image:CP_Directions.jpg\|thumb\|Because of this image, all other images on [[eBaumsworld.com]] contain child pornography]]
	[[Image:Childporn.jpg\|thumb\|Dick Cheney on vacation.]]		[[Image:Childporn.jpg\|thumb\|Dick Cheney on vacation.]]
	[[~~Image~~:~~loli statue~~.jpg\|thumb\|~~[[doing it wrong\|Not CP]]~~]]		[[File:Pedobear back to work.jpg\|thumb\|Scratch that.]]

	'''Child ~~pornography~~''' (abbreviated to '''CP''' or '''ChiP''') is what [[~~pedophiles~~\|bears]] and [[Christian\|~~priest~~]]s masturbate to as an alternative to [[raping]]. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on the [[Gnutella network]] is hardcore child pornography. The closest thing to softcore CP that is legal is the material at [[jailbaitgallery.com]].		'''Child Pornography''' (abbreviated to '''CP''' or '''ChiP''') is what [[pedophile\|bears]] and [[Christian\|priests]] masturbate to as an alternative to [[raping]]. It is estimated that 63% of all information traded on the [[Gnutella network]] is hardcore child pornography. The closest thing to softcore CP that is legal is the material at [[jailbaitgallery.com]].

	A lot of people today upload CP to forums and then store it with [[archive.is]]. ~~The~~ owner of [[8ch.net]] has been fighting against this scraper enabling this on his site.		''Also known as: Cheese Pizza, [[Captain Picard]], [[Communist]] Party, Captain Planet, Cure Peace, [[Cthulhu]] Plush, or [[Chocolate Pudding]]''.

			A lot of people today upload CP to forums and then store it with [[archive.is]]. But the owner of [[8ch.net]] has been fighting against this scraper enabling this on his site.

	Child Pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on [[Ebaumsworld]]. However, [[some argue\|it should be noted]], having child pornography for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an [[jail\|IRL banhammer]] for life in most western countries (though not in [[Japan]], probably because [[Japan]] is an eastern country): even though it is the primary life source of the [[Black People\|cotton pickers]] of the world.		Child Pornography and posting it is as close as one can get to trolling on [[Ebaumsworld]]. However, [[some argue\|it should be noted]], having child pornography for any reason, even for a perfectly reasonable reason like trolling, can earn you an [[jail\|IRL banhammer]] for life in most western countries (though not in [[Japan]], probably because [[Japan]] is an eastern country): even though it is the primary life source of the [[Black People\|cotton pickers]] of the world.
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	The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree. Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun. Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, [[death\|your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected]]. Let's be honest—the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that [[feels good man\|you won't have to worry about prison]]![http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/07/24/earlyshow/saturday/main6709350.shtml]		The FBI will trade you CP for butthurt to the third degree. Public humiliation and shunning are just the pre-trial fun. Even murderers and rapists look down on pedophiles, so on the plus side, [[death\|your sentence might be shorter than you'd expected]]. Let's be honest—the only reason you would really have it anyway would be to relive the past memories of that hunting trip when you were five. And if you are a high ranking person working at the Pentagon and have a top secret security clearance, chances are that [[feels good man\|you won't have to worry about prison]]![http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/07/24/earlyshow/saturday/main6709350.shtml]

	{{~~Quote~~\|It is illegal for any person to knowingly produce, distribute, receive, or possess with intent to transfer or distribute visual representations, such as [[Lolicon\|drawings]], cartoons, or paintings that appear to depict minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct and are deemed obscene. This statute offers an alternative 2-pronged test for obscenity with a lower threshold than the Miller test. The matter involving minors can be deemed obscene if it (i) depicts an image that is, or appears to be a minor engaged in graphic bestiality, sadistic or masochistic abuse, or sexual intercourse and (ii) if the image lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value. A first time offender convicted under this statute faces fines and at least 5 years to a maximum of 20 years in prison.\|Section 1466A of Title 18, United States Code Paraphrased}}		{{Squote\|It is illegal for any person to knowingly produce, distribute, receive, or possess with intent to transfer or distribute visual representations, such as [[Lolicon\|drawings]], cartoons, or paintings that appear to depict minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct and are deemed obscene. This statute offers an alternative 2-pronged test for obscenity with a lower threshold than the Miller test. The matter involving minors can be deemed obscene if it (i) depicts an image that is, or appears to be a minor engaged in graphic bestiality, sadistic or masochistic abuse, or sexual intercourse and (ii) if the image lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value. A first time offender convicted under this statute faces fines and at least 5 years to a maximum of 20 years in prison.\|Section 1466A of Title 18, United States Code Paraphrased}}

	{{~~Quote~~\|It is illegal for any person to knowingly transport or ship using any means or facility of interstate or foreign commerce or in or affecting interstate or foreign commerce by any means including by computer or mails, any visual depiction, if the producing of such visual depiction involves the use of a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct; and such visual depiction is of such conduct. A first time offender convicted under this statute faces fines and at least 5 to 20 years in prison.\|Section 2252A of Title 18, United States Code Paraphrased}}		{{Squote\|It is illegal for any person to knowingly transport or ship using any means or facility of interstate or foreign commerce or in or affecting interstate or foreign commerce by any means including by computer or mails, any visual depiction, if the producing of such visual depiction involves the use of a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct; and such visual depiction is of such conduct. A first time offender convicted under this statute faces fines and at least 5 to 20 years in prison.\|Section 2252A of Title 18, United States Code Paraphrased}}

	== Mobile CP ==		== Mobile CP ==
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	File:Girlscrewing.jpg\|Start up the van!		File:Girlscrewing.jpg\|Start up the van!
	File:Average child.jpg\|pr0n?		File:Average child.jpg\|pr0n?
			Image:Imagefapdog.jpg\|[http://www.imagefap.com DO IT TODAY!]
	File:Fuckthem.jpg\|Fuck them, fuck them!		File:Fuckthem.jpg\|Fuck them, fuck them!
	File:Shota away.jpg\|Asking for it.		File:Shota away.jpg\|Asking for it.
	File:Cp lookout ownage.jpg\|OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1		File:Cp lookout ownage.jpg\|OH NOEZ!!!!!11!!1
			Image:loli statue.jpg\|[[doing it wrong\|Not CP]]
	File:YallNiggasCP.jpg\|Y'all niggas posting in a CP thread		File:YallNiggasCP.jpg\|Y'all niggas posting in a CP thread
	File:Ms-update-turned-on.jpg\|Even Microsoft Update wants in on the action.		File:Ms-update-turned-on.jpg\|Even Microsoft Update wants in on the action.

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