CISPA - Revision history

imported>Mantequilla: /* THIS JUST IN */

2013-02-20T19:49:23Z

THIS JUST IN

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THIS JUST IN

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THIS JUST IN

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	==THIS JUST IN==		==THIS JUST IN==
	[[Image:Scumbagcongresscispa.png\|thumb\|250px\|You mad, bro?]]		[[Image:Scumbagcongresscispa.png\|thumb\|250px\|[[Scumbag Steve\|You mad, bro?]]]]
	The fucking thing passed the House of Representatives. Break out the tinfoil hats!		The fucking thing passed the House of Representatives. Break out the tinfoil hats!
	===NEW PROVISIONS===		===NEW PROVISIONS===

imported>Mantequilla: /* External Links */

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External Links

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	==External Links==		==External Links==

			*[http://fuckcispa.com FuckCISPA.com]
	*http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/BILLS-112hr3523ih/pdf/BILLS-112hr3523ih.pdf - Read the shitfest<br>		*http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/BILLS-112hr3523ih/pdf/BILLS-112hr3523ih.pdf - Read the shitfest<br>
	*http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/112/hr3523 - [[tl;dr]] version		*http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/112/hr3523 - [[tl;dr]] version

imported>Gray at 23:56, 19 February 2013

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	{{spoiler\|~~HOLY SHIT~~ THE THING [http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120426/14505718671/insanity-cispa-just-got-way-worse-then-passed-rushed-vote.shtml ACTUALLY PASSED] IN THE HOUSE, WITH NEW PROVISIONS!!!1!!1! CALL YOUR SENATOR NOW OR WE'RE ALL FUCKED}}		{{spoiler\|THE THING [http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120426/14505718671/insanity-cispa-just-got-way-worse-then-passed-rushed-vote.shtml ACTUALLY PASSED] IN THE HOUSE, WITH NEW PROVISIONS!!!1!!1! CALL YOUR SENATOR NOW OR WE'RE ALL FUCKED}}

	[[File:130-126~Big-Brother-is-Watching-You-Posters.jpg\|thumb\|CISPA in a nutshell.]]		[[File:130-126~Big-Brother-is-Watching-You-Posters.jpg\|thumb\|CISPA in a nutshell.]]

imported>Mike the Great: lol

2012-06-03T21:19:23Z

lol

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	<div style="text-align:center; background: #F8F8F8; border: 1px solid #DDDDDD; padding: 5px; margin: 1em;" class="notice metadata" id="spoilers">This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example, <br />'''HOLY SHIT THE THING [http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120426/14505718671/insanity-cispa-just-got-way-worse-then-passed-rushed-vote.shtml ACTUALLY PASSED] IN THE HOUSE, WITH NEW PROVISIONS!!!1!!1! CALL YOUR SENATOR NOW OR WE'RE ALL FUCKED~~!1!!!!<span style="text-transform:uppercase;"></span>'''</div><noinclude>[[Category:Notice Templates\|{{PAGENAME~~}}~~]]</noinclude>~~		{{spoiler\|HOLY SHIT THE THING [http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120426/14505718671/insanity-cispa-just-got-way-worse-then-passed-rushed-vote.shtml ACTUALLY PASSED] IN THE HOUSE, WITH NEW PROVISIONS!!!1!!1! CALL YOUR SENATOR NOW OR WE'RE ALL FUCKED}}

	[[File:130-126~Big-Brother-is-Watching-You-Posters.jpg\|thumb\|CISPA in a nutshell.]]		[[File:130-126~Big-Brother-is-Watching-You-Posters.jpg\|thumb\|CISPA in a nutshell.]]

imported>STONER FUCKER: /* History */

2012-04-30T03:13:06Z

History

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	[[Last Thursday\|In November, 2011]], when all the cool kids were trying to get their internet censorship bills pushed through the House and Senate, Republican and professional asshat Michael Rogers of [[Michigan]] decided it would be a good idea to write his own bill to control who looks at what [[porn]], and apparently didn't get the memo that his buddy Lamar Smith caused a complete clusterfuck and shitstorm with his bill until it got completely [[cockblock]]ed altogether.		[[Last Thursday\|In November, 2011]], when all the cool kids were trying to get their internet censorship bills pushed through the House and Senate, Republican and professional asshat Michael Rogers of [[Michigan]] decided it would be a good idea to write his own bill to control who looks at what [[porn]], and apparently didn't get the memo that his buddy Lamar Smith caused a complete clusterfuck and shitstorm with his bill until it got completely [[cockblock]]ed altogether.

	Essentially what he's trying to do allow any company who claims to be promoting "[[Lulzsec\|internet security]]" (think [[AT&T]]) to not only track and monitor what any end user does on the internet, but do it without a warrant or even reason to believe said person is a threat (which even the Patriot Act required) and not only [[fap\|masturbate]] to the pictures of your [[jailbait\|little sister]], but then also turn the information over to [[Communism\|Glorious Mother America]] so that they can [[v%\|prosecute]] you. If that wasn't [[batshit\|crazy]] enough, this bill also grants the corporations who give out your information immunity from civil lawsuits.		Essentially what he's trying to do allow any company who claims to be promoting "[[Lulzsec\|internet security]]" (think [[AT&T]]) to not only track and monitor what any end user does on the internet, but do it without a warrant or even reason to believe said person is a threat (which even the Patriot Act required) and not only [[fap\|masturbate]] to the pictures of your [[jailbait\|little sister]], but then also turn the information over to [[Communism\|Glorious Mother America]] so that they can [[v&\|prosecute]] you. If that wasn't [[batshit\|crazy]] enough, this bill also grants the corporations who give out your information immunity from civil lawsuits.

	<center><Youtube>6rVV5tFCuqo</Youtube></center>		<center><Youtube>6rVV5tFCuqo</Youtube></center>

imported>STONER FUCKER: /* History */

2012-04-30T03:12:38Z

History

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	[[Last Thursday\|In November, 2011]], when all the cool kids were trying to get their internet censorship bills pushed through the House and Senate, Republican and professional asshat Michael Rogers of [[Michigan]] decided it would be a good idea to write his own bill to control who looks at what [[porn]], and apparently didn't get the memo that his buddy Lamar Smith caused a complete clusterfuck and shitstorm with his bill until it got completely [[cockblock]]ed altogether.		[[Last Thursday\|In November, 2011]], when all the cool kids were trying to get their internet censorship bills pushed through the House and Senate, Republican and professional asshat Michael Rogers of [[Michigan]] decided it would be a good idea to write his own bill to control who looks at what [[porn]], and apparently didn't get the memo that his buddy Lamar Smith caused a complete clusterfuck and shitstorm with his bill until it got completely [[cockblock]]ed altogether.

	Essentially what he's trying to do allow any company who claims to be promoting "[[Lulzsec\|internet security]]" (think [[AT&T]]) to not only track and monitor what any end user does on the internet, but do it without a warrant or even reason to believe said person is a threat (which even the Patriot Act required) and not only [[fap\|masturbate]] to the pictures of your [[jailbait\|little sister]], but then also turn the information over to [[Communism\|Glorious Mother America]]. If that wasn't [[batshit\|crazy]] enough, this bill also grants the corporations who give out your information immunity from civil lawsuits.		Essentially what he's trying to do allow any company who claims to be promoting "[[Lulzsec\|internet security]]" (think [[AT&T]]) to not only track and monitor what any end user does on the internet, but do it without a warrant or even reason to believe said person is a threat (which even the Patriot Act required) and not only [[fap\|masturbate]] to the pictures of your [[jailbait\|little sister]], but then also turn the information over to [[Communism\|Glorious Mother America]] so that they can [[v%\|prosecute]] you. If that wasn't [[batshit\|crazy]] enough, this bill also grants the corporations who give out your information immunity from civil lawsuits.

	<center><Youtube>6rVV5tFCuqo</Youtube></center>		<center><Youtube>6rVV5tFCuqo</Youtube></center>

imported>ACircumcisedPenis: Even more true for CISPA then for SOPA

2012-04-30T00:20:56Z

Even more true for CISPA then for SOPA

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	<div style="text-align:center; background: #F8F8F8; border: 1px solid #DDDDDD; padding: 5px; margin: 1em;" class="notice metadata" id="spoilers">This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example, <br />'''HOLY SHIT THE THING [http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120426/14505718671/insanity-cispa-just-got-way-worse-then-passed-rushed-vote.shtml ACTUALLY PASSED] IN THE HOUSE, WITH NEW PROVISIONS!!!1!!1! CALL YOUR SENATOR NOW OR WE'RE ALL FUCKED!1!!!!<span style="text-transform:uppercase;"></span>'''</div><noinclude>[[Category:Notice Templates\|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>		<div style="text-align:center; background: #F8F8F8; border: 1px solid #DDDDDD; padding: 5px; margin: 1em;" class="notice metadata" id="spoilers">This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example, <br />'''HOLY SHIT THE THING [http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120426/14505718671/insanity-cispa-just-got-way-worse-then-passed-rushed-vote.shtml ACTUALLY PASSED] IN THE HOUSE, WITH NEW PROVISIONS!!!1!!1! CALL YOUR SENATOR NOW OR WE'RE ALL FUCKED!1!!!!<span style="text-transform:uppercase;"></span>'''</div><noinclude>[[Category:Notice Templates\|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

			[[File:130-126~Big-Brother-is-Watching-You-Posters.jpg\|thumb\|CISPA in a nutshell.]]
	Do you [[Why do you hate freedom?\|hate internet freedom]]? Are you pissed [[SOPA]] got shot down by those hipsters? Good news! The [[American]] government has just the thing for you! '''CISPA''' (also known as [[shit noone cares about\|H.R. 3523]], The Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act, and SOPA MK II [[Electric Boogaloo]]) is the newest great idea shat out by the man in Washington currently awaiting approval in the <strike>House</strike> Senate.		Do you [[Why do you hate freedom?\|hate internet freedom]]? Are you pissed [[SOPA]] got shot down by those hipsters? Good news! The [[American]] government has just the thing for you! '''CISPA''' (also known as [[shit noone cares about\|H.R. 3523]], The Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act, and SOPA MK II [[Electric Boogaloo]]) is the newest great idea shat out by the man in Washington currently awaiting approval in the <strike>House</strike> Senate.

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	<div style="text-align:center; background: #F8F8F8; border: 1px solid #DDDDDD; padding: 5px; margin: 1em;" class="notice metadata" id="spoilers">This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example, <br />'''HOLY SHIT THE THING [http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120426/14505718671/insanity-cispa-just-got-way-worse-then-passed-rushed-vote.shtml ACTUALLY PASSED] IN THE HOUSE, WITH NEW PROVISIONS!!!1!!1! CALL YOUR SENATOR NOW OR WE'RE ALL FUCKED!1!!!!<span style="text-transform:uppercase;"></span>'''</div><noinclude>[[Category:Notice Templates\|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>		<div style="text-align:center; background: #F8F8F8; border: 1px solid #DDDDDD; padding: 5px; margin: 1em;" class="notice metadata" id="spoilers">This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example, <br />'''HOLY SHIT THE THING [http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120426/14505718671/insanity-cispa-just-got-way-worse-then-passed-rushed-vote.shtml ACTUALLY PASSED] IN THE HOUSE, WITH NEW PROVISIONS!!!1!!1! CALL YOUR SENATOR NOW OR WE'RE ALL FUCKED!1!!!!<span style="text-transform:uppercase;"></span>'''</div><noinclude>[[Category:Notice Templates\|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

			[[File:130-126~Big-Brother-is-Watching-You-Posters.jpg\|thumb\|CISPA in a nutshell.]]
	Do you [[Why do you hate freedom?\|hate internet freedom]]? Are you pissed [[SOPA]] got shot down by those hipsters? Good news! The [[American]] government has just the thing for you! '''CISPA''' (also known as [[shit noone cares about\|H.R. 3523]], The Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act, and SOPA MK II [[Electric Boogaloo]]) is the newest great idea shat out by the man in Washington currently awaiting approval in the <strike>House</strike> Senate.		Do you [[Why do you hate freedom?\|hate internet freedom]]? Are you pissed [[SOPA]] got shot down by those hipsters? Good news! The [[American]] government has just the thing for you! '''CISPA''' (also known as [[shit noone cares about\|H.R. 3523]], The Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act, and SOPA MK II [[Electric Boogaloo]]) is the newest great idea shat out by the man in Washington currently awaiting approval in the <strike>House</strike> Senate.