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2025-09-06T11:44:27Z

moar

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	[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg\|thumb\|Asshole CEO]]		[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg\|thumb\|Asshole CEO]]
	[[File:CEO_of_Bitcoin_dot_com.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Asshole CEO is a [[Bitcoin]] whale too. But don't you dare mention crypto in this article, or else [[David Gerard]] will come in and send Asshole CEO to [[AfD]].]]		[[File:CEO_of_Bitcoin_dot_com.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Asshole CEO is a [[Bitcoin]] whale too. But don't you dare mention crypto in this article, or else [[David Gerard]] will come in and send Asshole CEO to [[AfD]].]]
	'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.		'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, disruptive innovater, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.

	As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many [[Pakistan\|Paki]] and [[India]]n lowlifes like [[GSS]], they will now trash this article because most of them didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.		As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many [[Pakistan\|Paki]] and [[India]]n lowlifes like [[GSS]], they will now trash this article because most of them didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.

BigMuppet: tweak

2025-09-06T00:40:30Z

tweak

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	==Career==		==Career==
	Asshole CEO is a serial entrepreneur who is the founder and CEO of 10 different startups that were all deleted by [[MER-C]]. He doesn't understand ~~that~~ MER-C thinks that writing about startups on [[TOW]] is equivalent to [[terrorism]].		Asshole CEO is a serial entrepreneur who is the founder and CEO of 10 different startups that were all deleted by [[MER-C]]. He doesn't understand why MER-C thinks that writing about startups on [[TOW]] is equivalent to [[terrorism]].

	Asshole CEO is an award-winning author who wrote a bunch of ghostwritten shit on fake news sites that [[Praxidicae]] and [[Kuru]] had blacklisted as pure [[crap]].		Asshole CEO is an award-winning author who wrote a bunch of ghostwritten shit on fake news sites that [[Praxidicae]] and [[Kuru]] had blacklisted as pure [[crap]].
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	Asshole CEO likes to use his real name on Wikipedia. He gets instantly banned for violating TOW's username policy and so proceeds to hire low-cost Indians.		Asshole CEO likes to use his real name on Wikipedia. He gets instantly banned for violating TOW's username policy and so proceeds to hire low-cost Indians.

	Asshole CEO has a net worth of $100 million but tries to hire the cheapest freelancer he could possibly find in [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] because he is a capitalist asshole. He doesn't understand that talking to too many freelancers means getting whooped ~~in the ass~~ by Indian and Paki lowlifes who didn't get hired for his 5 rupee job.		Asshole CEO has a net worth of $100 million but tries to hire the cheapest freelancer he could possibly find in [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] because he is a capitalist asshole. He doesn't understand that talking to too many freelancers means getting his ass whooped by Indian and Paki lowlifes who didn't get hired for his 5 rupee job.

	Asshole CEO was also once caught in a UPE sting operation by [[Doc James]] the evil Jew doc. Oops.		Asshole CEO was also once caught in a UPE sting operation by [[Doc James]] the evil Jew doc. Oops.

BigMuppet: Media

2025-09-06T00:37:24Z

Media

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	{{paid}}		{{paid}}
	[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg\|thumb\|Asshole CEO]]		[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg\|thumb\|Asshole CEO]]
	[[File:CEO_of_Bitcoin_dot_com.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Asshole CEO is a [[Bitcoin]] whale too]]		[[File:CEO_of_Bitcoin_dot_com.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Asshole CEO is a [[Bitcoin]] whale too. But don't you dare mention crypto in this article, or else [[David Gerard]] will come in and send Asshole CEO to [[AfD]].]]
	'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.		'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.

	As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many [[Pakistan\|Paki]] and [[India]]n ~~lowlife noobs~~ like [[GSS]], they will now trash this article because most of them didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.		As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many [[Pakistan\|Paki]] and [[India]]n lowlifes like [[GSS]], they will now trash this article because most of them didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.

	==Career==		==Career==
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	==Media==		==Media==
			;A typical day in the life of an Asshole CEO in [[Corporate]] [[America]]

			<youtube>NisCkxU544c</youtube>
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	;Asshole CEO paying a bonus		;Asshole CEO paying a bonus

BigMuppet: youtube

2025-09-05T21:21:35Z

youtube

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	In 2025, Asshole CEO won the Top CEO with the Best Synergy Vibes Award. Whatever that means.		In 2025, Asshole CEO won the Top CEO with the Best Synergy Vibes Award. Whatever that means.

			==Media==
			;Asshole CEO paying a bonus

			<youtube>4Jf5vVDcZhQ</youtube>

	==See also==		==See also==

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	{{Business}}		{{Business}}
	{{Jewseries}}		{{Jewseries}}
	{{~~crap~~}}		{{acronyms}}

	[[Category:People]]		[[Category:People]]
	[[Category:Epithets]]		[[Category:Epithets]]
	[[Category:Money]]		[[Category:Money]]

BigMuppet: tweak

2025-09-05T21:08:06Z

tweak

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	'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.		'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.

	As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many [[Pakistan\|Paki]] and [[India]]n lowlife noobs, they will now trash this article because most of them didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.		As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many [[Pakistan\|Paki]] and [[India]]n lowlife noobs like [[GSS]], they will now trash this article because most of them didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.

	==Career==		==Career==

BigMuppet: tweak

2025-09-05T21:05:53Z

tweak

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	In 2020, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]] to save on operating costs.		In 2020, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]] to save on operating costs.

	In 2025, Asshole CEO won the Top 25 CEO's with the Best Synergy Vibes ~~Awards~~. Whatever that means.		In 2025, Asshole CEO won the Top CEO with the Best Synergy Vibes Award. Whatever that means.

	==See also==		==See also==

BigMuppet: tweak

2025-09-05T21:05:02Z

tweak

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	==Awards==		==Awards==
	In 2015, Asshole CEO was named Top 10 Micromanaging Douchebags by ''Wall Street Freaks''. As a micromanager, he forces Indian UPE's to revise drafts 100 times and gets pissed off when only one word has been changed to be less promotional.		In 2015, Asshole CEO was named as one of the Top 10 Micromanaging Douchebags by ''Wall Street Freaks''. As a micromanager, he forces Indian UPE's to revise drafts 100 times and gets pissed off when only one word has been changed to be less promotional.

	In 2020, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]] to save on operating costs.		In 2020, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]] to save on operating costs.

BigMuppet: moar

2025-09-05T20:54:43Z

moar

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	==Philanthropy==		==Philanthropy==
	[[Image:Papuapc.jpg\|thumb\|A typical [[UPE]] sock farm trying to publish Asshole CEO's bio again after getting deleted 10 times by [[MER-C]] and [[GSS]]]]		[[Image:Papuapc.jpg\|thumb\|A typical [[UPE]] sock farm trying to publish Asshole CEO's bio again after getting deleted 10 times by [[MER-C]] and [[GSS]]]]
	Asshole CEO is an award-winning philanthropist. He founded Cheap-~~ass~~ Boss Foundation, which donates ~~laptops~~ to [[Africa]] so that the starving kids there can all engage in [[UPE]], while Asshole CEO gets a tax write-off for his seemingly charitable actions. This greatly increases the supply of desperately starving paid editors so that Asshole CEO can hire disposable [[slave]]s for even cheaper. ~~This~~ threatens [[GSS]]'s UPE [[monopoly]], which is why GSS reports all the UPE user accounts of starving [[Nigeria]]n kids to the [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s.		Asshole CEO is an award-winning philanthropist. He founded the Cheap-Ass Boss Foundation, which donates [[laptop]]s to [[Africa]] so that the starving kids there can all engage in [[UPE]], while Asshole CEO gets a tax write-off for his seemingly charitable actions. This greatly increases the supply of desperately starving paid editors so that Asshole CEO can hire disposable [[slave]]s for even cheaper. However, this threatens [[GSS]]'s UPE [[monopoly]], which is why GSS reports all the UPE user accounts of starving [[Nigeria]]n kids to the [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s.

	==Awards==		==Awards==
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	In 2020, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]] to save on operating costs.		In 2020, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]] to save on operating costs.

	In 2025, Asshole CEO won the Top 25 CEO's with the Best Synergy Vibes Awards.		In 2025, Asshole CEO won the Top 25 CEO's with the Best Synergy Vibes Awards. Whatever that means.

	==See also==		==See also==
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	[[~~category~~:People]]		[[Category:People]]
	[[~~category~~:Epithets]]		[[Category:Epithets]]
			[[Category:Money]]

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2025-09-05T20:49:22Z

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	==Philanthropy==		==Philanthropy==
	Asshole CEO is an award-winning philanthropist. He founded Cheap-ass Boss Foundation, which donates laptops to [[Africa]] so that the starving kids there can all engage in [[UPE]], while Asshole CEO gets a tax write-off for his seemingly charitable actions. This greatly increases the supply of desperately starving paid editors so that Asshole CEO can hire disposable [[slave]]s for even cheaper. This threatens [[GSS]]'s UPE [[monopoly]], which is why GSS reports all the UPE user accounts of starving ~~Nigerian~~ kids to the [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s.		[[Image:Papuapc.jpg\|thumb\|A typical [[UPE]] sock farm trying to publish Asshole CEO's bio again after getting deleted 10 times by [[MER-C]] and [[GSS]]]]
			Asshole CEO is an award-winning philanthropist. He founded Cheap-ass Boss Foundation, which donates laptops to [[Africa]] so that the starving kids there can all engage in [[UPE]], while Asshole CEO gets a tax write-off for his seemingly charitable actions. This greatly increases the supply of desperately starving paid editors so that Asshole CEO can hire disposable [[slave]]s for even cheaper. This threatens [[GSS]]'s UPE [[monopoly]], which is why GSS reports all the UPE user accounts of starving [[Nigeria]]n kids to the [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s.

	==Awards==		==Awards==