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imported>Jacket: /* External links */

2022-02-23T14:39:21Z

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	* [http://anonym.to/https://groups.google.com/group/comp.lang.c/msg/e105e5d339edec01?pli=1 Typical C Beginner Question and Solution]		* [http://anonym.to/https://groups.google.com/group/comp.lang.c/msg/e105e5d339edec01?pli=1 Typical C Beginner Question and Solution]

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imported>Uberfukken at 00:37, 14 March 2019

2019-03-14T00:37:20Z

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imported>B1KWikis: simplified the UB code. Now it's even more obtuse. You're welcome.

2017-06-29T20:14:24Z

simplified the UB code. Now it's even more obtuse. You're welcome.

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	2. Create a new text file, change its type to ".c".<br>		2. Create a new text file, change its type to ".c".<br>
	3. Type in:<br>		3. Type in:<br>
	~~void~~ main()		main(){ (int)0 = 0; }
	{
	int *p;
	~~p =~~ 0;
	*p = 0;
	}
	4. Compile it.<br>		4. Compile it.<br>
	5. Execute it.<br>		5. Execute it.<br>

imported>CodedAnon: The beginning of this article was shitty. I didn't read the rest, but I made that less shitty.

2016-11-02T03:35:10Z

The beginning of this article was shitty. I didn't read the rest, but I made that less shitty.

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	'''C''' is a [[programming language\|nerd language]] that lacks every single feature of modern programming languages that make it possible to actually write programs instead of spending hours searching for obscure errors that happen close to the hardware. This failure is actually considered a feature by most C programmers so they can boast about how hard their [[Penis\|language]] is instead of writing useful code. It was superseded by [[Shit\|Java]] and is virtually [[Tatiana the Tiger\|extinct]] today. The only actively developed code using C today is [[Linux]] and the [[Google\|Yahoo!]] search engine, both of whose user count do not exceed [[~~9000~~\|16]], combined.		'''C''' is a [[programming language\|nerd language]] that lacks every single feature of modern programming languages that make it possible to actually write programs instead of spending hours searching for obscure errors that happen close to the hardware. This failure is actually considered a feature by most C programmers so they can boast about how hard their [[Penis\|language]] is instead of writing useful code. It was superseded by [[Shit\|Java]] and is virtually [[Tatiana the Tiger\|extinct]] today. The only actively developed code using C today is [[Linux]] and the [[Google\|Yahoo!]] search engine, both of whose user count do not exceed [[Fact\|16]], combined.

	The first thing you should know about the C programming language is that it is fucked beyond belief. It was designed [[at least 100 years ago\|in the late 60s]], when computers were fucking slow as hell, and half the programmers were [[Truth\|high ALL THE TIME.]]		The first thing you should know about the C programming language is that it is fucked beyond belief. It was designed [[at least 100 years ago\|in the late 60s]], when computers were fucking slow as hell, and half the programmers were [[Truth\|high ALL THE TIME.]]

	Dennis Ritchie, one of the [[~~programmer~~\|inventors of C,]] definitely had to be high most of the time. Seriously, just like, go fucking read some of the shit he wrote back then. He tries to sound like he's all mysterious and ~~wizardly~~, but really ~~he's just~~ a ~~fucking pothead or something. Maybe.~~ I ~~dunno~~.		Dennis Ritchie, one of the [[Retard\|inventors of C,]] definitely had to be high most of the time. Seriously, just like, go fucking read some of the shit he wrote back then. He tries to sound like he's all mysterious and powerful, but all he really did was design a shitty language for a shitty world of computers, which I guess explains why it was even considered acceptable at some point.

	Anyway, enjoy fucking around with header files, buffer overflows, and various other shit that only a 40-year-old, almost-[[assembly]] programming language can offer. yeah, I heard C is [[Lie\|"fast" and shit,]] so maybe that's good. Whatever, do whatever the fuck you want.		Anyway, enjoy fucking around with header files, buffer overflows, and various other shit that only a 40-year-old, almost-[[assembly]] programming language can offer. yeah, I heard C is [[Lie\|"fast" and shit,]] so maybe that's good. Whatever, do whatever the fuck you want.

imported>Cheburashka at 16:25, 24 April 2016

2016-04-24T16:25:00Z

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	'''C''' is a [[programming language\|nerd language]] ~~which~~ is~~, like, totally~~ [[~~ghey]]. It's [[retarded~~\|~~low-level~~]] ~~and has those stupid pointers~~. It was superseded by [[Shit\|Java]] and is virtually [[Tatiana the Tiger\|extinct]] today. The only actively developed code using C today is [[Linux]] and the [[Google\|Yahoo!]] search engine, both of whose user count do not exceed [[9000\|16]], combined.		'''C''' is a [[programming language\|nerd language]] that lacks every single feature of modern programming languages that make it possible to actually write programs instead of spending hours searching for obscure errors that happen close to the hardware. This failure is actually considered a feature by most C programmers so they can boast about how hard their [[Penis\|language]] is instead of writing useful code. It was superseded by [[Shit\|Java]] and is virtually [[Tatiana the Tiger\|extinct]] today. The only actively developed code using C today is [[Linux]] and the [[Google\|Yahoo!]] search engine, both of whose user count do not exceed [[9000\|16]], combined.

	The first thing you should know about the C programming language is that it is fucked beyond belief. It was designed [[at least 100 years ago\|in the late 60s]], when computers were fucking slow as hell, and half the programmers were [[Truth\|high ALL THE TIME.]]		The first thing you should know about the C programming language is that it is fucked beyond belief. It was designed [[at least 100 years ago\|in the late 60s]], when computers were fucking slow as hell, and half the programmers were [[Truth\|high ALL THE TIME.]]

imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 07:04, 29 December 2015

2015-12-29T07:04:09Z

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	== External links ==		== External links ==
	* [http://anonym.to/https://groups.google.com/group/comp.lang.c/msg/e105e5d339edec01?pli=1 Typical C Beginner Question and Solution]		* [http://anonym.to/https://groups.google.com/group/comp.lang.c/msg/e105e5d339edec01?pli=1 Typical C Beginner Question and Solution]


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imported>Bugbear: moved the haxor template to the bottom

2014-09-17T13:20:49Z

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imported>Bugbear: moved the haxor template to the bottom

2014-09-17T13:20:49Z

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imported>Bugbear: moved the haxor template to the bottom

2014-09-17T13:20:49Z

moved the haxor template to the bottom

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imported>Bugbear: moved the haxor template to the bottom

2014-09-17T13:20:49Z

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	'''C''' is a [[programming language\|nerd language]] which is, like, totally [[ghey]]. It's [[retarded\|low-level]] and has those stupid pointers. It was superseded by [[Shit\|Java]] and is virtually [[Tatiana the Tiger\|extinct]] today. The only actively developed code using C today is [[Linux]] and the [[Google\|Yahoo!]] search engine, both of whose user count do not exceed [[9000\|16]], combined.		'''C''' is a [[programming language\|nerd language]] which is, like, totally [[ghey]]. It's [[retarded\|low-level]] and has those stupid pointers. It was superseded by [[Shit\|Java]] and is virtually [[Tatiana the Tiger\|extinct]] today. The only actively developed code using C today is [[Linux]] and the [[Google\|Yahoo!]] search engine, both of whose user count do not exceed [[9000\|16]], combined.

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	* [http://anonym.to/https://groups.google.com/group/comp.lang.c/msg/e105e5d339edec01?pli=1 Typical C Beginner Question and Solution]		* [http://anonym.to/https://groups.google.com/group/comp.lang.c/msg/e105e5d339edec01?pli=1 Typical C Beginner Question and Solution]

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	'''C''' is a [[programming language\|nerd language]] that lacks every single feature of modern programming languages that make it possible to actually write programs instead of spending hours searching for obscure errors that happen close to the hardware. This failure is actually considered a feature by most C programmers so they can boast about how hard their [[Penis\|language]] is instead of writing useful code. It was superseded by [[Shit\|Java]] and is virtually [[Tatiana the Tiger\|extinct]] today. The only actively developed code using C today is [[Linux]] and the [[Google\|Yahoo!]] search engine, both of whose user count do not exceed [[~~9000~~\|16]], combined.		'''C''' is a [[programming language\|nerd language]] that lacks every single feature of modern programming languages that make it possible to actually write programs instead of spending hours searching for obscure errors that happen close to the hardware. This failure is actually considered a feature by most C programmers so they can boast about how hard their [[Penis\|language]] is instead of writing useful code. It was superseded by [[Shit\|Java]] and is virtually [[Tatiana the Tiger\|extinct]] today. The only actively developed code using C today is [[Linux]] and the [[Google\|Yahoo!]] search engine, both of whose user count do not exceed [[Fact\|16]], combined.

	The first thing you should know about the C programming language is that it is fucked beyond belief. It was designed [[at least 100 years ago\|in the late 60s]], when computers were fucking slow as hell, and half the programmers were [[Truth\|high ALL THE TIME.]]		The first thing you should know about the C programming language is that it is fucked beyond belief. It was designed [[at least 100 years ago\|in the late 60s]], when computers were fucking slow as hell, and half the programmers were [[Truth\|high ALL THE TIME.]]

	Dennis Ritchie, one of the [[~~programmer~~\|inventors of C,]] definitely had to be high most of the time. Seriously, just like, go fucking read some of the shit he wrote back then. He tries to sound like he's all mysterious and ~~wizardly~~, but really ~~he's just~~ a ~~fucking pothead or something. Maybe.~~ I ~~dunno~~.		Dennis Ritchie, one of the [[Retard\|inventors of C,]] definitely had to be high most of the time. Seriously, just like, go fucking read some of the shit he wrote back then. He tries to sound like he's all mysterious and powerful, but all he really did was design a shitty language for a shitty world of computers, which I guess explains why it was even considered acceptable at some point.

	Anyway, enjoy fucking around with header files, buffer overflows, and various other shit that only a 40-year-old, almost-[[assembly]] programming language can offer. yeah, I heard C is [[Lie\|"fast" and shit,]] so maybe that's good. Whatever, do whatever the fuck you want.		Anyway, enjoy fucking around with header files, buffer overflows, and various other shit that only a 40-year-old, almost-[[assembly]] programming language can offer. yeah, I heard C is [[Lie\|"fast" and shit,]] so maybe that's good. Whatever, do whatever the fuck you want.