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	==Is The End Nigh?==		==Is The End Nigh?==
	As we said [https://tedium.co/2024/02/22/buzzfeed-decline-complex-sale/ before]: ButtFuck decided to buy up competitors like the HuffPost and Complex, because "synergy". Then they had an IPO in 2022 that crashed hard. Then they started dumping employees. OMGOMG Jonah lol.		As we said [https://tedium.co/2024/02/22/buzzfeed-decline-complex-sale/ before]: ButtFuck decided to buy up competitors like the HuffPost and Complex, because "synergy". Then they had an IPO in 2022 that crashed hard. Then they started dumping employees. OMGOMG Jonah lol.
	[[File:~~buzzfeed~~-stock-splat.jpg\|center\|EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL YOU'RE FIRED]]		[[File:Buzzfeed-stock-splat.jpg\|center\|EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL YOU'RE FIRED]]

	== 9 Most Common ButtFeed Headlines That You Have To See==		== 9 Most Common ButtFeed Headlines That You Have To See==

imported>Unlikely shitcock at 20:19, 24 February 2024

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	The site is populated by, and aimed directly at, [[16 year old girls]], [[hipsters]], [[liberals]] stuck working at Starbucks, Mexican factories or fast food chains for the rest of their lives, [[feminism\|screaming vaggies]], [[Communists]], [[Socialists]] [[Social Justice\|SJWs]], and [[Islam\|Islamophiles]] that claim that [[Jews did WTC]]. Just like [[Gawker\|another famous website]], they rely solely on the dumbest [[clickbait]] articles any [[Lynching\|focus group]] could possibly think up.		The site is populated by, and aimed directly at, [[16 year old girls]], [[hipsters]], [[liberals]] stuck working at Starbucks, Mexican factories or fast food chains for the rest of their lives, [[feminism\|screaming vaggies]], [[Communists]], [[Socialists]] [[Social Justice\|SJWs]], and [[Islam\|Islamophiles]] that claim that [[Jews did WTC]]. Just like [[Gawker\|another famous website]], they rely solely on the dumbest [[clickbait]] articles any [[Lynching\|focus group]] could possibly think up.

	BF (short for Buttfucker perhaps?) started in November 2006 (the oldest archive is from [https://web.archive.org/web/20061121193518/http://www.buzzfeed.com/ November 21st]) and were bland and stupid. One thing they gave us at the time was the wonderful [https://web.archive.org/web/20061126011658/http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzz/RightWing_Fake_News_PreExistent_Buzz invention of the trigger term "fake news"]. Slow start but by 2010 they were rocketing up the Alexa rankings, with total asscream like [https://web.archive.org/web/20100729030527/http://www.buzzfeed.com:80/mjs538/the-top-25-best-pictures-of-zac-efron-shirtless "The Top 25 Best Pictures Of Zac Efron Shirtless"] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20100513061030/http://www.buzzfeed.com:80/melismashable/kittens-on-a-slide-1ase "Kittens On A Slide"]. And you thought ''Idiocracy'' was a fairy tale and could never possibly ever happen in the "real world", did you not? Sucker. Even Denton never aimed this low.		BF (short for Buttfucker perhaps?) started in November 2006 (the oldest archive is from [https://web.archive.org/web/20061121193518/http://www.buzzfeed.com/ November 21st]) and were bland and stupid. One thing they gave us at the time was the wonderful [https://web.archive.org/web/20061126011658/http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzz/RightWing_Fake_News_PreExistent_Buzz invention of the trigger term "fake news"]. Slow start but by 2010 they were rocketing up the Alexa rankings, with total asscream like [https://web.archive.org/web/20100729030527/http://www.buzzfeed.com:80/mjs538/the-top-25-best-pictures-of-zac-efron-shirtless "The Top 25 Best Pictures Of Zac Efron Shirtless"] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20100513061030/http://www.buzzfeed.com:80/melismashable/kittens-on-a-slide-1ase "Kittens On A Slide"]. And you thought ''Idiocracy'' was a fairy tale and could never possibly ever happen in the "real world", did you not? Sucker. Even Denton never aimed [https://tedium.co/2024/02/22/buzzfeed-decline-complex-sale/ this low].


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	But Jonah Peretti, CEO of BuzzFeed, took it a step further by announced that he will be firing everyone in his company that listed "Gamer" in their hobbies and convincing other CEO's to do the same.		But Jonah Peretti, CEO of BuzzFeed, took it a step further by announced that he will be firing everyone in his company that listed "Gamer" in their hobbies and convincing other CEO's to do the same.


	[[File:Buzzfeedfire.png\|link=\|center]]		[[File:Buzzfeedfire.png\|link=\|center]]


	[[File:Buzzfeedcrap4.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|BuzzFeed's idea of an interview.]]		[[File:Buzzfeedcrap4.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|BuzzFeed's idea of an interview.]]
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	==~~BuzzFeed~~ on YouTube==		==ButtFeed on YouTube==
	[[File:Buzzfeedcrap3.jpg\|left\|350px]]		[[File:Buzzfeedcrap3.jpg\|left\|350px]]
	Buzzfeed has quite a bit of Channels. Despite their thumbnails, it's not surprising that even their videos are clickbait, they're adding a new video daily on their channels, which consist of the following:		Buzzfeed has quite a bit of Channels. Despite their thumbnails, it's not surprising that even their videos are clickbait, they're adding a new video daily on their channels, which consist of the following:
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	==Sam Hyde inconveniences BuzzFeed==		==Sam Hyde inconveniences BuzzFeed==

	~~BuzzFeed~~'s cooperation in the Jewish plot to control the [[Internet]] and the world (by foreclosing any possibility of [[Original_Content\|OC]] and consequently disfiguring the Internet and the world into [[Safe_spaces\|safespaces]] only safe for the most docile and weak of the goyim, which they will then use as [[Slave\|slaves]]) hit a road bump in the figure of [[Sam_Hyde\|second-rate comedian Sam Hyde]].		ButtFeed's cooperation in the Jewish plot to control the [[Internet]] and the world (by foreclosing any possibility of [[Original_Content\|OC]] and consequently disfiguring the Internet and the world into [[Safe_spaces\|safespaces]] only safe for the most docile and weak of the goyim, which they will then use as [[Slave\|slaves]]) hit a road bump in the figure of [[Sam_Hyde\|second-rate comedian Sam Hyde]].

	Sam was interviewed by BuzzFeed "reporter" (((Joseph Bernstein))). The lamp shade, Bernstein, who talks like a [[faggot]] and so is obviously a faggot, was directed by the [[faggot]] [[Jews]] in charge of BuzzFeed to take Sam down. Berstein [[Fail\|failed]] and Sam posted a recoding of the schnozzle's epic failure, asking him: "How am I supposed to take you seriously when you're being such a pussy right now?" Sam continued, knowing full well that it's the pipe dream of every lamp shade working for BuzzFeed to move up in the ranks to the Jewish paper of record, the failing New York Times, "I want to be totally straight forward with you, Joe. You will ''never'', in a ''million years'' get a job at publication as ''prestigious'' as the New York Times. You will be blogging, and Tweeting until you are dead, and nobody will care. Nobody will ever read anything you wrote and say to themselves, 'This is important.' Nobody is ''ever'' going to read a page that you wrote and say to themselves, 'I'm glad I read that.' You write the mental equivalent of popcorn.'"		Sam was interviewed by BuzzFeed "reporter" (((Joseph Bernstein))). The lamp shade, Bernstein, who talks like a [[faggot]] and so is obviously a faggot, was directed by the [[faggot]] [[Jews]] in charge of BuzzFeed to take Sam down. Berstein [[Fail\|failed]] and Sam posted a recoding of the schnozzle's epic failure, asking him: "How am I supposed to take you seriously when you're being such a pussy right now?" Sam continued, knowing full well that it's the pipe dream of every lamp shade working for BuzzFeed to move up in the ranks to the Jewish paper of record, the failing New York Times, "I want to be totally straight forward with you, Joe. You will ''never'', in a ''million years'' get a job at publication as ''prestigious'' as the New York Times. You will be blogging, and Tweeting until you are dead, and nobody will care. Nobody will ever read anything you wrote and say to themselves, 'This is important.' Nobody is ''ever'' going to read a page that you wrote and say to themselves, 'I'm glad I read that.' You write the mental equivalent of popcorn.'"
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	== 9 Most Common ~~BuzzFeed~~ Headlines That You Have To See==		==Is The End Nigh?==
			As we said [https://tedium.co/2024/02/22/buzzfeed-decline-complex-sale/ before]: ButtFuck decided to buy up competitors like the HuffPost and Complex, because "synergy". Then they had an IPO in 2022 that crashed hard. Then they started dumping employees. OMGOMG Jonah lol.
			[[File:buzzfeed-stock-splat.jpg\|center\|EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL YOU'RE FIRED]]

			== 9 Most Common ButtFeed Headlines That You Have To See==
	[[File:Buzzfeedjournalism.png\|thumb\|right\|BuzzFeed's well researched entries.		[[File:Buzzfeedjournalism.png\|thumb\|right\|BuzzFeed's well researched entries.
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	== The Top Fifteen Words Overused at ~~BuzzFeed~~ ==		== The Top Fifteen Words Overused at ButtFeed ==
	[[File:Vicefeed.png\|link=\|center]]		[[File:Vicefeed.png\|link=\|center]]
	<center>''Even [[VICE]] knows it's shit''</center>		<center>''Even [[VICE]] knows it's shit''</center>

imported>Unlikely shitcock at 22:05, 23 February 2024

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			{{achtung\|2023 came and went and they started [https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/20/media/buzzfeed-news-shuts-down/index.html dumping employees] omg omg, is Jonah lying about their condition and will they go under soon?}}
	{{spoiler\|They just laid off half their [[So-called\|writers]] but the site is totally [[Shit\|unchanged!!]] How do they do it?!?}}		{{spoiler\|They just laid off half their [[So-called\|writers]] but the site is totally [[Shit\|unchanged!!]] How do they do it?!?}}
	[[File:buzzfeed_categories.png\|right]]		[[File:buzzfeed_categories.png\|right]]

imported>BasedBlackMan at 05:17, 8 January 2022

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	Have you ever been on [[Cracked]] and thought to yourself, ''You know what would really make this place better? Having all the same bullshit articles, but instead of including that pesky text, why not just spam headers and gifs like a 9 year old learning a new swear word?'' No way, that would be fucking retarded, you say? Too bad; not only does this exist, but some people even seem to find it funny.		Have you ever been on [[Cracked]] and thought to yourself, ''You know what would really make this place better? Having all the same bullshit articles, but instead of including that pesky text, why not just spam headers and gifs like a 9 year old learning a new swear word?'' No way, that would be fucking retarded, you say? Too bad; not only does this exist, but some people even seem to find it funny.

	'''BuzzFeed''' (more like ButtFeed, [[amirite]]?) is a shitty, linkbait, EXTREME [[Marxism\|cultural marxist]] advertising corp masquerading as a [[No\|"humor site"]], and one of the faggier things that has emerged out of the [[Web 2.0]] era. It promotes an EXTREME amount of [[Liberalism\|cultural conformism]], [[transgender]] [[faggots]] and other SJWs, Not only is [[original content]] unheard of, but BuzzFeed actually takes it a step further by posting mainly "articles" that often consist solely of a few [[Tumblr]]-ripped pictures, or even just fucking [http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/50-smileys-youve-probably-never-seen#jbu9xb emoticons], and they are the reason we have the word "[[Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on\|listicle]]", a BuzzFeed invention consisting of only a list, with very brain-damaging Millenial writing to accompany it, a method inspired presumably by watching the autistic 'fundies' at Conservapedia shout bible passages at random visitors (which the 'fundies' do to support the good fight against the '''Worldwide Communist Fascists'''), or maybe it's the other way round.		'''BuzzFeed''' (more like ButtFeed, [[amirite]]?) is a shitty, linkbait, EXTREME [[Cultural Marxism\|cultural marxist]] advertising corp masquerading as a [[No\|"humor site"]], and one of the faggier things that has emerged out of the [[Web 2.0]] era. It promotes an EXTREME amount of [[Liberalism\|cultural conformism]], [[transgender]] [[faggots]] and other SJWs, Not only is [[original content]] unheard of, but BuzzFeed actually takes it a step further by posting mainly "articles" that often consist solely of a few [[Tumblr]]-ripped pictures, or even just fucking [http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/50-smileys-youve-probably-never-seen#jbu9xb emoticons], and they are the reason we have the word "[[Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on\|listicle]]", a BuzzFeed invention consisting of only a list, with very brain-damaging Millenial writing to accompany it, a method inspired presumably by watching the autistic 'fundies' at Conservapedia shout bible passages at random visitors (which the 'fundies' do to support the good fight against the '''Worldwide Communist Fascists'''), or maybe it's the other way round.

	Unsurprisingly, the site was created by a Jew named [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Peretti Jonah Fucking Peretti]{{jew}}, like the similar clickbait network [[Gawker Media]]'s [[Nick Denton]]{{jew}}. Peretti, whose [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Peretti sister] is a "famous comedy person/thing", has managed to reach the pinnacle of Web 2.0 bullshit: the Demigod Of Shit Bloggery For The World.		Unsurprisingly, the site was created by a Jew named [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Peretti Jonah Fucking Peretti]{{jew}}, like the similar clickbait network [[Gawker Media]]'s [[Nick Denton]]{{jew}}. Peretti, whose [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Peretti sister] is a "famous comedy person/thing", has managed to reach the pinnacle of Web 2.0 bullshit: the Demigod Of Shit Bloggery For The World.

imported>Kamaloka: /* What We Think Are The Eight Best See Also's */

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What We Think Are The Eight Best See Also's

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	Hard hitting shit as usual.		Hard hitting shit as usual.

	==~~What We Think Are The Eight Best See Also's~~==		==Eleven Articles You NEED To Read Before You Die==
	*[[Clickbait]]		*[[Clickbait]]
	*[[Cracked]]		*[[Cracked]]
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	*[[Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on]] - number 11 will AMAZE you!		*[[Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on]] - number 11 will AMAZE you!
	*[[Gawker]]		*[[Gawker]]
			*[[Mic.com]]
	*[[Safiya Nygaard\|Nygaard, Safiya]] - Former employee. Started her own Jewtube.		*[[Safiya Nygaard\|Nygaard, Safiya]] - Former employee. Started her own Jewtube.
	*[[OCD]]		*[[OCD]]

imported>Sidecar: /* This might be the most fail staff a site has ever had */ + pic ("how i got a job")

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			{{spoiler\|They just laid off half their [[So-called\|writers]] but the site is totally [[Shit\|unchanged!!]] How do they do it?!?}}
	[[File:buzzfeed_categories.png\|right]]		[[File:buzzfeed_categories.png\|right]]

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			[[File:Buzzfeed contributor sabotages buzzfeed over staff layoffs (january 28, 2019).png\|right\|125px\|thumb\|[[Asking for it\|Deservedly trolled]]]]
	Have you ever been on [[Cracked]] and thought to yourself, ''You know what would really make this place better? Having all the same bullshit articles, but instead of including that pesky text, why not just spam headers and gifs like a 9 year old learning a new swear word?'' No way, that would be fucking retarded, you say? Too bad; not only does this exist, but some people even seem to find it funny.		Have you ever been on [[Cracked]] and thought to yourself, ''You know what would really make this place better? Having all the same bullshit articles, but instead of including that pesky text, why not just spam headers and gifs like a 9 year old learning a new swear word?'' No way, that would be fucking retarded, you say? Too bad; not only does this exist, but some people even seem to find it funny.

	'''BuzzFeed''' (more like ButtFeed, [[amirite]]?) is a shitty, linkbait, EXTREME [[Marxism\|cultural marxist]] advertising corp masquerading as a [[No\|"humor site"]], and one of the faggier things that has emerged out of the [[Web 2.0]] era. It promotes an EXTREME amount of [[Liberalism\|cultural conformism]], [[transgender]] [[faggots]] and other SJWs, Not only is [[original content]] unheard of, but BuzzFeed actually takes it a step further by posting mainly "articles" that often consist solely of a few [[Tumblr]]-ripped pictures, or even just fucking [http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/50-smileys-youve-probably-never-seen#jbu9xb emoticons], and they are the reason we have the word "[[Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on\|listicle]]", a BuzzFeed invention consisting of only a list, with very brain-damaging Millenial writing to accompany it, a method inspired presumably by watching the autistic 'fundies' at Conservapedia shout bible passages at random visitors (which the 'fundies' do to support the good fight against the '''Worldwide Communist Fascists'''), or maybe it's the other way round. Unsurprisingly, the site was created by a Jew named [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Peretti Jonah Fucking Peretti]{{jew}}, like the similar clickbait network [[Gawker Media]]'s [[Nick Denton]]{{jew}}. Peretti, whose [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Peretti sister] is a "famous comedy person/thing", has managed to reach the pinnacle of Web 2.0 bullshit: the Demigod Of Shit Bloggery For The World.		'''BuzzFeed''' (more like ButtFeed, [[amirite]]?) is a shitty, linkbait, EXTREME [[Marxism\|cultural marxist]] advertising corp masquerading as a [[No\|"humor site"]], and one of the faggier things that has emerged out of the [[Web 2.0]] era. It promotes an EXTREME amount of [[Liberalism\|cultural conformism]], [[transgender]] [[faggots]] and other SJWs, Not only is [[original content]] unheard of, but BuzzFeed actually takes it a step further by posting mainly "articles" that often consist solely of a few [[Tumblr]]-ripped pictures, or even just fucking [http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/50-smileys-youve-probably-never-seen#jbu9xb emoticons], and they are the reason we have the word "[[Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on\|listicle]]", a BuzzFeed invention consisting of only a list, with very brain-damaging Millenial writing to accompany it, a method inspired presumably by watching the autistic 'fundies' at Conservapedia shout bible passages at random visitors (which the 'fundies' do to support the good fight against the '''Worldwide Communist Fascists'''), or maybe it's the other way round.

			Unsurprisingly, the site was created by a Jew named [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Peretti Jonah Fucking Peretti]{{jew}}, like the similar clickbait network [[Gawker Media]]'s [[Nick Denton]]{{jew}}. Peretti, whose [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Peretti sister] is a "famous comedy person/thing", has managed to reach the pinnacle of Web 2.0 bullshit: the Demigod Of Shit Bloggery For The World.

	The site is populated by, and aimed directly at, [[16 year old girls]], [[hipsters]], [[liberals]] stuck working at Starbucks, Mexican factories or fast food chains for the rest of their lives, [[feminism\|screaming vaggies]], [[Communists]], [[Socialists]] [[Social Justice\|SJWs]], and [[Islam\|Islamophiles]] that claim that [[Jews did WTC]]. Just like [[Gawker\|another famous website]], they rely solely on the dumbest [[clickbait]] articles any [[Lynching\|focus group]] could possibly think up.		The site is populated by, and aimed directly at, [[16 year old girls]], [[hipsters]], [[liberals]] stuck working at Starbucks, Mexican factories or fast food chains for the rest of their lives, [[feminism\|screaming vaggies]], [[Communists]], [[Socialists]] [[Social Justice\|SJWs]], and [[Islam\|Islamophiles]] that claim that [[Jews did WTC]]. Just like [[Gawker\|another famous website]], they rely solely on the dumbest [[clickbait]] articles any [[Lynching\|focus group]] could possibly think up.
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	BF (short for Buttfucker perhaps?) started in November 2006 (the oldest archive is from [https://web.archive.org/web/20061121193518/http://www.buzzfeed.com/ November 21st]) and were bland and stupid. One thing they gave us at the time was the wonderful [https://web.archive.org/web/20061126011658/http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzz/RightWing_Fake_News_PreExistent_Buzz invention of the trigger term "fake news"]. Slow start but by 2010 they were rocketing up the Alexa rankings, with total asscream like [https://web.archive.org/web/20100729030527/http://www.buzzfeed.com:80/mjs538/the-top-25-best-pictures-of-zac-efron-shirtless "The Top 25 Best Pictures Of Zac Efron Shirtless"] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20100513061030/http://www.buzzfeed.com:80/melismashable/kittens-on-a-slide-1ase "Kittens On A Slide"]. And you thought ''Idiocracy'' was a fairy tale and could never possibly ever happen in the "real world", did you not? Sucker. Even Denton never aimed this low.		BF (short for Buttfucker perhaps?) started in November 2006 (the oldest archive is from [https://web.archive.org/web/20061121193518/http://www.buzzfeed.com/ November 21st]) and were bland and stupid. One thing they gave us at the time was the wonderful [https://web.archive.org/web/20061126011658/http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzz/RightWing_Fake_News_PreExistent_Buzz invention of the trigger term "fake news"]. Slow start but by 2010 they were rocketing up the Alexa rankings, with total asscream like [https://web.archive.org/web/20100729030527/http://www.buzzfeed.com:80/mjs538/the-top-25-best-pictures-of-zac-efron-shirtless "The Top 25 Best Pictures Of Zac Efron Shirtless"] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20100513061030/http://www.buzzfeed.com:80/melismashable/kittens-on-a-slide-1ase "Kittens On A Slide"]. And you thought ''Idiocracy'' was a fairy tale and could never possibly ever happen in the "real world", did you not? Sucker. Even Denton never aimed this low.


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	==This might be the most fail staff a site has ever had==		==This might be the most fail staff a site has ever had==
			[[File:How i got a job at buzzfeed.png\|right\|300px\|thumb\|In a nutshell]]
	{{Quote\|Regrettably, a Buzzfeed article doesn't quite rise to the level of wp:rs\|WP user FactsAndHonesty\|color=red\|size=300%}}		{{Quote\|Regrettably, a Buzzfeed article doesn't quite rise to the level of wp:rs\|WP user FactsAndHonesty\|color=red\|size=300%}}
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	The BuzzFeed staff is filled with sottish/pitiful [[sodomite]]s like Christian Zamora, who is a masculine, socialist, degenerate cultural Marxist with Acute Cultural Conformist Syndrome authored the list "The 21 Most Important Celebrity Bulges of All Time" and "writes" for, you guessed it, BuzzFeed [[LGBT]]. Another "writer" is Lauren Yapalater, a Jewish feminazi who shamelessly masturbates daily to photos of degenerate Atheist Zac Efron and is utterly obsessed with his cross-role sewing abilities.		The BuzzFeed staff is filled with sottish/pitiful [[sodomite]]s like Christian Zamora, who is a masculine, socialist, degenerate cultural Marxist with Acute Cultural Conformist Syndrome authored the list "The 21 Most Important Celebrity Bulges of All Time" and "writes" for, you guessed it, BuzzFeed [[LGBT]]. Another "writer" is Lauren Yapalater, a Jewish feminazi who shamelessly masturbates daily to photos of degenerate Atheist Zac Efron and is utterly obsessed with his cross-role sewing abilities.

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	Peretti {{jew}} has treated BuzzFeces as his personal fiefdom, meddling and intimidating employees (and sacking them fairly often over SNCA). That may be about to change, as on 30 November 2016 Peretti found a letter from [[Communists\|the National Union of Journalists]] in his in-tray. It informed him that BF staff were about to unionize. Not only that, but [[Recursion\|BF staff wrote a 'story' about it]] [https://www.buzzfeed.com/marieleconte/buzzfeed-uk-editorial-staff-ask-for-union-recognition? and posted it on the site,] along with {{jew}}'s (supposedly internal-only) reply {{archive\|7IRCm}}.		Peretti {{jew}} has treated BuzzFeces as his personal fiefdom, meddling and intimidating employees (and sacking them fairly often over SNCA). That may be about to change, as on 30 November 2016 Peretti found a letter from [[Communists\|the National Union of Journalists]] in his in-tray. It informed him that BF staff were about to unionize. Not only that, but [[Recursion\|BF staff wrote a 'story' about it]] [https://www.buzzfeed.com/marieleconte/buzzfeed-uk-editorial-staff-ask-for-union-recognition? and posted it on the site,] along with {{jew}}'s (supposedly internal-only) reply {{archive\|7IRCm}}.
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	==Three paragraphs (and a statement) about the content of BuzzFeed==		==Three paragraphs (and a statement) about the content of BuzzFeed==
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	==What We Think Are The Eight Best See Also's==		==What We Think Are The Eight Best See Also's==

	*[[Lena Dunham]] - This famous child molester is a contributor to the site.
	*[[Clickbait]]		*[[Clickbait]]
	*[[Safiya Nygaard]] - Former employee. Started her own Jewtube.
	*[[Cracked]]		*[[Cracked]]
			*[[Lena Dunham\|Dunham, Lena]] - This famous child molester is a contributor to the site.
			*[[Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on]] - number 11 will AMAZE you!
	*[[Gawker]]		*[[Gawker]]
			*[[Safiya Nygaard\|Nygaard, Safiya]] - Former employee. Started her own Jewtube.
	*[[OCD]]		*[[OCD]]
	*[[Salon]]		*[[Salon]]

imported>Vigilant's Vagoo at 08:14, 25 October 2018

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	'''BuzzFeed''' (more like ButtFeed, [[amirite]]?) is a shitty, linkbait, EXTREME [[Marxism\|cultural marxist]] advertising corp masquerading as a [[No\|"humor site"]], and one of the faggier things that has emerged out of the [[Web 2.0]] era. It promotes an EXTREME amount of [[Liberalism\|cultural conformism]], [[transgender]] [[faggots]] and other SJWs, Not only is [[original content]] unheard of, but BuzzFeed actually takes it a step further by posting mainly "articles" that often consist solely of a few [[Tumblr]]-ripped pictures, or even just fucking [http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/50-smileys-youve-probably-never-seen#jbu9xb emoticons], and they are the reason we have the word "[[Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on\|listicle]]", a BuzzFeed invention consisting of only a list, with very brain-damaging Millenial writing to accompany it, a method inspired presumably by watching the autistic 'fundies' at Conservapedia shout bible passages at random visitors (which the 'fundies' do to support the good fight against the '''Worldwide Communist Fascists'''), or maybe it's the other way round. Unsurprisingly, the site was created by a Jew named [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Peretti Jonah Fucking Peretti]{{jew}}, like the similar clickbait network [[Gawker Media]]'s [[Nick Denton]]{{jew}}. Peretti, whose [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Peretti sister] is a "famous comedy person/thing", has managed to reach the pinnacle of Web 2.0 bullshit: the Demigod Of Shit Bloggery For The World.		'''BuzzFeed''' (more like ButtFeed, [[amirite]]?) is a shitty, linkbait, EXTREME [[Marxism\|cultural marxist]] advertising corp masquerading as a [[No\|"humor site"]], and one of the faggier things that has emerged out of the [[Web 2.0]] era. It promotes an EXTREME amount of [[Liberalism\|cultural conformism]], [[transgender]] [[faggots]] and other SJWs, Not only is [[original content]] unheard of, but BuzzFeed actually takes it a step further by posting mainly "articles" that often consist solely of a few [[Tumblr]]-ripped pictures, or even just fucking [http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/50-smileys-youve-probably-never-seen#jbu9xb emoticons], and they are the reason we have the word "[[Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on\|listicle]]", a BuzzFeed invention consisting of only a list, with very brain-damaging Millenial writing to accompany it, a method inspired presumably by watching the autistic 'fundies' at Conservapedia shout bible passages at random visitors (which the 'fundies' do to support the good fight against the '''Worldwide Communist Fascists'''), or maybe it's the other way round. Unsurprisingly, the site was created by a Jew named [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Peretti Jonah Fucking Peretti]{{jew}}, like the similar clickbait network [[Gawker Media]]'s [[Nick Denton]]{{jew}}. Peretti, whose [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Peretti sister] is a "famous comedy person/thing", has managed to reach the pinnacle of Web 2.0 bullshit: the Demigod Of Shit Bloggery For The World.

	The site is populated by, and aimed directly at, [[16 year old girls]], [[hipsters]], [[liberals]] stuck working at Starbucks, Mexican factories or fast food chains for the rest of their lives, [[feminism\|screaming vaggies]], [[Communists]], [[Socialists]] [[Social Justice\|SJWs]], and [[Islam\|Islamophiles]] that claim that [[Jews did WTC]]. Just like [[Gawker\|another famous website]], they rely solely on the dumbest [[clickbait]] articles any [[~~Lynch mob~~\|focus group]] could possibly think up.		The site is populated by, and aimed directly at, [[16 year old girls]], [[hipsters]], [[liberals]] stuck working at Starbucks, Mexican factories or fast food chains for the rest of their lives, [[feminism\|screaming vaggies]], [[Communists]], [[Socialists]] [[Social Justice\|SJWs]], and [[Islam\|Islamophiles]] that claim that [[Jews did WTC]]. Just like [[Gawker\|another famous website]], they rely solely on the dumbest [[clickbait]] articles any [[Lynching\|focus group]] could possibly think up.

	BF (short for Buttfucker perhaps?) started in November 2006 (the oldest archive is from [https://web.archive.org/web/20061121193518/http://www.buzzfeed.com/ November 21st]) and were bland and stupid. One thing they gave us at the time was the wonderful [https://web.archive.org/web/20061126011658/http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzz/RightWing_Fake_News_PreExistent_Buzz invention of the trigger term "fake news"]. Slow start but by 2010 they were rocketing up the Alexa rankings, with total asscream like [https://web.archive.org/web/20100729030527/http://www.buzzfeed.com:80/mjs538/the-top-25-best-pictures-of-zac-efron-shirtless "The Top 25 Best Pictures Of Zac Efron Shirtless"] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20100513061030/http://www.buzzfeed.com:80/melismashable/kittens-on-a-slide-1ase "Kittens On A Slide"]. And you thought ''Idiocracy'' was a fairy tale and could never possibly ever happen in the "real world", did you not? Sucker. Even Denton never aimed this low.		BF (short for Buttfucker perhaps?) started in November 2006 (the oldest archive is from [https://web.archive.org/web/20061121193518/http://www.buzzfeed.com/ November 21st]) and were bland and stupid. One thing they gave us at the time was the wonderful [https://web.archive.org/web/20061126011658/http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzz/RightWing_Fake_News_PreExistent_Buzz invention of the trigger term "fake news"]. Slow start but by 2010 they were rocketing up the Alexa rankings, with total asscream like [https://web.archive.org/web/20100729030527/http://www.buzzfeed.com:80/mjs538/the-top-25-best-pictures-of-zac-efron-shirtless "The Top 25 Best Pictures Of Zac Efron Shirtless"] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20100513061030/http://www.buzzfeed.com:80/melismashable/kittens-on-a-slide-1ase "Kittens On A Slide"]. And you thought ''Idiocracy'' was a fairy tale and could never possibly ever happen in the "real world", did you not? Sucker. Even Denton never aimed this low.

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			{{achtung\|2023 came and went and they started [https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/20/media/buzzfeed-news-shuts-down/index.html dumping employees] omg omg, is Jonah lying about their condition and will they go under soon?}}
	{{spoiler\|They just laid off half their [[So-called\|writers]] but the site is totally [[Shit\|unchanged!!]] How do they do it?!?}}		{{spoiler\|They just laid off half their [[So-called\|writers]] but the site is totally [[Shit\|unchanged!!]] How do they do it?!?}}
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