Buttsecks - Revision history

The PolishPrince: /* See also */

2026-04-28T01:04:46Z

CrackRabbit: /* Timeline of Anal Sex */

2026-03-10T16:40:10Z

Timeline of Anal Sex

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	: '''2039 BC''' – The [[Sparta\|Greeks]] discover anal sex. General consensus relegates it to the province of cheating husbands and impressionable young boys. (Note: "relegate" might not be the correct word, as these two demographic groups held most of the political power in ancient Greece.)		: '''2039 BC''' – The [[Sparta\|Greeks]] discover anal sex. General consensus relegates it to the province of cheating husbands and impressionable young boys. (Note: "relegate" might not be the correct word, as these two demographic groups held most of the political power in ancient Greece.)

	: '''50 AD''' – The [[Priest\|~~catholic~~ church]] discovers how to [[Rape\|avoid]] [[God Hates Fags\|God's wrath]].		: '''50 AD''' – The [[Priest\|Roman Catholic church]] discovers how to [[Rape\|avoid]] [[God Hates Fags\|God's wrath]].

	: '''1809''' – Humphry Davy, an English fag, performs modern anal sex for the first time. Davy connected two wires to a battery and attached a charcoal strip between his butt cheeks. The charged carbon glowed, creating the first illuminated prostate.		: '''1809''' – Humphry Davy, an English fag, performs modern anal sex for the first time. Davy connected two wires to a battery and attached a charcoal strip between his butt cheeks. The charged carbon glowed, creating the first illuminated prostate.

Pooper: /* Timeline of Anal Sex */

2024-10-21T14:53:52Z

Timeline of Anal Sex

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	: '''1991''' – Philips invented a way to ram one's ass for 60,000 hours. This is the anal sex we know today.		: '''1991''' – Philips invented a way to ram one's ass for 60,000 hours. This is the anal sex we know today.

	: '''1991''' – also in this year, [[ytlink\|w7qte0Xi0oo\|Mario invents the tossed salad]].		: '''1991''' – also in this year, {{ytlink\|w7qte0Xi0oo\|Mario invents the tossed salad}}.

	: '''1994''' – Richard Simmons discovers "the hamster technique" and then is rushed to the hospital.		: '''1994''' – Richard Simmons discovers "the hamster technique" and then is rushed to the hospital.

Pooper at 14:52, 21 October 2024

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	[[~~Image~~:Romanticsex.gif\|~~frame\|right~~\|True romance]]		[[File:Romanticsex.gif\|thumb\|True romance]]

	'''Buttsecks''' ([[Nazi\|German]]: ''der Arschfick'') is the best kind of secks because it provides free chocolate and no stupid kids. It does not kill people but instead turns them [[gay]]. [[Homosexual\|Faggots]] regularly engage in buttsecks with each other, but straight men must remain vigilant for the ever-present threat of [[surprise buttsecks]]. You can try to [[Y helo thar\|pressure]] your [[16 year old girls\|girlfriend]] into having anal, too, but then you'll turn her [[Feminism\|gay]] which will result in definite [[anti-lulz]].		'''Buttsecks''' ([[Nazi\|German]]: ''der Arschfick'') is the best kind of secks because it provides free chocolate and no stupid kids. It does not kill people but instead turns them [[gay]]. [[Homosexual\|Faggots]] regularly engage in buttsecks with each other, but straight men must remain vigilant for the ever-present threat of [[surprise buttsecks]]. You can try to [[Y helo thar\|pressure]] your [[16 year old girls\|girlfriend]] into having anal, too, but then you'll turn her [[Feminism\|gay]] which will result in definite [[anti-lulz]].
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	: '''1991''' – Philips invented a way to ram one's ass for 60,000 hours. This is the anal sex we know today.		: '''1991''' – Philips invented a way to ram one's ass for 60,000 hours. This is the anal sex we know today.

			: '''1991''' – also in this year, [[ytlink\|w7qte0Xi0oo\|Mario invents the tossed salad]].

	: '''1994''' – Richard Simmons discovers "the hamster technique" and then is rushed to the hospital.		: '''1994''' – Richard Simmons discovers "the hamster technique" and then is rushed to the hospital.

imported>Cobaltcat: /* Gallery */

2023-02-06T06:25:13Z

Gallery

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imported>Cobaltcat: /* Gallery */

2023-02-06T06:25:13Z

Gallery

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	Image:Shitting guts out.jpg\|What happens when one has too much butt sex.		Image:Shitting guts out.jpg\|What happens when one has too much butt sex.
	File:Buttsex.gif		File:Buttsex.gif
			File:Anal Secret.png
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imported>Crusader at 22:43, 22 July 2021

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	File:Anal_Penetration.gif		File:Anal_Penetration.gif
	File:Teebag.gif		File:Teebag.gif
	File:~~Asspounding~~.gif		File:Openass.gif
	</gallery>\|<gallery perrow="5">		</gallery>\|<gallery perrow="5">
	File:Anusface.jpg\|Anus face- the ultimate anal fuck toy		File:Anusface.jpg\|Anus face- the ultimate anal fuck toy

imported>Cobaltcat: /* Gallery */

2018-07-21T12:08:07Z

Gallery

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	File:Battle of 5 buttsecks.jpg\|Even Turiel is into it!		File:Battle of 5 buttsecks.jpg\|Even Turiel is into it!
	Image:Shitting guts out.jpg\|What happens when one has too much butt sex.		Image:Shitting guts out.jpg\|What happens when one has too much butt sex.
			File:Buttsex.gif
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imported>Milorambaldi43: Punctuation correction

2018-07-19T22:30:01Z

Punctuation correction

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	: '''2039 BC''' – The [[Sparta\|Greeks]] discover anal sex. General consensus relegates it to the province of cheating husbands and impressionable young boys. (Note: "relegate" might not be the correct word, as these two demographic groups held most of the political power in ancient Greece.)		: '''2039 BC''' – The [[Sparta\|Greeks]] discover anal sex. General consensus relegates it to the province of cheating husbands and impressionable young boys. (Note: "relegate" might not be the correct word, as these two demographic groups held most of the political power in ancient Greece.)

	: '''50 AD''' – The [[Priest\|catholic church]] discovers how to [[Rape\|avoid]] [[God Hates Fags\|God's wrath]]		: '''50 AD''' – The [[Priest\|catholic church]] discovers how to [[Rape\|avoid]] [[God Hates Fags\|God's wrath]].

	: '''1809''' – Humphry Davy, an English fag, performs modern anal sex for the first time. Davy connected two wires to a battery and attached a charcoal strip between his butt cheeks. The charged carbon glowed, creating the first illuminated prostate.		: '''1809''' – Humphry Davy, an English fag, performs modern anal sex for the first time. Davy connected two wires to a battery and attached a charcoal strip between his butt cheeks. The charged carbon glowed, creating the first illuminated prostate.

imported>Hipcrime: Hipcrime moved page Rectal Sex to Buttsecks over redirect: page move vandalism

2018-06-09T23:45:10Z

Hipcrime moved page Rectal Sex to Buttsecks over redirect: page move vandalism

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	* [[Ass Rape]]		* [[Ass Rape]]
			* [[Johnny Somali]]
	* [[Meek Mill]]		* [[Meek Mill]]
	* [[Rimjob]]		* [[Rimjob]]
	* [[Stick it in her pooper]]		* [[Stick it in her pooper]]
	* [[Technical virgin]]		* [[Technical virgin]]

	'''Variations'''		'''Variations'''
	* [[Mantrain]]		* [[Mantrain]]